awesome updateSAAND 2
UPDATE-7
Usha ne uski taraf gusse se dekha to vah chup ho gaya lekin jyada der tak shant nahi rah saka aur baithe baithe hi uski skirt ko hath se pakad kar upar khiskane laga.
Usha (gusse me)—kya harkat hai ye ? madam ko bata du ?
Raj—sorry yaar, tum to gussa ho gayi..main to bas ye dekhna chahta tha ki tum kaha tak gori aur chikni ho..mera matlab ki sirf bahar hi ya andar se bhi..
Agle hi pal raj ne jo kiya use dekh kar usha buri tarah se chounk gayi...
Ab aage.........
Raj jaise hi usha ki skirt ko dhire se upar khiskane lagta, vaise hi vah raj ka hath jhatak deti aur apni skirt ko niche kar leti, gusse se uska dimag jhanjhana raha tha.
Usha (gusse me dhire se)—kya badatmizi hai ye ? ek baar me tumhare samajh me nahi aata ? madam se teri shikayat karni hi padegi ab..
Raj—gussa kyon hoti hai yaar,..tu jo samajh rahi hai, vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...achcha sun, chal ek baar apni chaddi hi dikha de...
Usha (ghoorte huye)—kya kaha ?
Raj—kewal chaddi hi to dikhane ko kah raha hu..itni si choti baat ke liye itna gussa hone ki kya jarurat hai.....vaise tum chaddi to pahanti ho na ya phir ?
Usha (gusse se)—tum chup baithoge ya nahi ? mere sath badatmizi karne ka anzam shayad tum jante nahi ki kya hoga ?
Raj—ok..ok..ok..main samajh gaya..ki tum chaddi nahi pahanti...chaddi pahanna bhi nahi chahiye, khas kar ke ladkiyo ko to bilkul bhi nahi...main bhi nahi pahanta..hihihihi
Uski baat sun kar usha ne jaise hi gusse se dekha to vah kitab khol kar padhne laga..jab kuch der raj ki taraf se koi harkat nahi huyi to vah bhi teacher ki baato par dhyan dene lagi. Magar kutte ki poonch bhi kabhi seedhi huyi hai jo aaj hoti. Thodi der me raj ki vahi harkate dubara chalu ho gayi..iss baar usha bina uski taraf dekhe hi uska hath jhatak deti thi aur phir apni skirt ko theek karne me lag jati.
Raj (mann me)—ye to dekhne hi nahi de rahi..kuch aur paintra try karna padega.
Ab ki baar raj ne chupke se apne pant ki chain khol kar apne mooslakaar lund ko dhire se bahar nikaal liya aur lund ke sahare uski skirt ko upar chadhaane laga. Usha to uski taraf dekh hi nahi rahi thi, iss baar gusse me usne jaise hi usne raj ke hath ke dhokhe me use jhatakne ke liye apna hath badhaya to uske hath me raj ka lund aa gaya.
Jaise hi usha ne hath ke dhokhe me lund ko pakda, vaise hi raj ne iss drishya ko apne mobile me catch kar liya, jo ki usne pahle se hi apne mobile ki video recording chalu kar rakhi thi, shayad vo janta tha ki usha ka agla kadam yahi hoga.
Usha ko iss dafa apne hath me kuch alag sa anubhav mahsoos hua to usne palat kar jaise hi dekha to vah buri tarah chounk gayi...uski andar ki saans andar aur bahar ki bahar rah gayi. Ashcharya se uski ankhe gadi ke headlight ki tarah badi ho gayi. Sirf thoonk gutak kar rah gayi.
Vo kuch kahti ya karti ki uske pahle hi school ka chaprasi aa gaya aur usne kaha ki raj ko principal ne bulaya hai.
Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod, principal ne mujhe apne cabin me kyon bulaya hai ? kahi usha ke sath abhi jo main kar raha tha, uss madarchod ko malum to nahi pad gayi ? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, jab poori class ko nahi pata chala to uss madarchod principal ko kaise pata chal sakta hai ? kahi madarchod jhank kar kahi se dekh to nahi raha tha ? agar aisa hua to principal mujhe school se nikaal hi na de kahi ? aur ye baat kahi uss chudail vaishali ko pata chali to vah chudail ghar me mirch masala laga kar na jane kya kya batayegi mere baare me..raj beta, tere to lawde lag gaye..
Raj apne mann me yahi sab sochte huye tension me dhire kadmo se principal ke cabin ki taraf chala ja raha tha ki tabhi uski nazar principal ke cabin ke bahar khade uss ladke se ho gayi jiska sir usne phoda tha...aur jiska naam deepu tha,vo raj ka hi classmate bhi tha.
Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod ne to complain nahi ki meri ? jarur yahi baat hogi tabhi to main sochu ki usha ke sath main jo abhi kar raha tha, vo saale principal ko kaise pata chal sakti hai ? abhi iss madarchod ki maa chodta hu..
Raj (uske paas pahuch kar)—kyon be bhosdike....kya ulta sidha bola tune principal se mere baare me ? udhar teri maa meri maa se shikayat karne gayi thi ki maine tujhe mara hai ?
Deepu—dekh raj, gaali mat dena..warna theek nahi hoga..aur maine vahi bataya jo mujhe batana chahiye.. samjha..
Raj—tadaaakkkk...dhamki deta hai madarchod....saale teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike, teri maa ko ek baar pel dunga na to uske bhosde se saat mahine me hi dusra bhosdika deepu nikal ayega.
Deepu (dard se)—aaaaaahhhhhh......
Raj ne use itni jor se thappad lagaya ki vah jor se dard me chillate huye niche gir gaya..niche girte hi uske munh aur naak ke sath sath patti lagi jagah se bhi khoon bahne laga...shor sun kar principal aur baki teacher bhaag kar aa gaye aur unhone deepu ko kisi tarah raj se bachaya. Uss samay deepu ki mummy sulekha bhi thi principal room me jo ki shikayat karne aayi thi deepu ko lekar principal ke paas.
Principal (jor se)—kya ho raha hai ye ? stoppp...kyon maar rahe ho use ?
Sulekha (jor se)—chhod mere bete ko...kamine..ek to kal uska sir phod diya aur aaj phir saand ki tarah uske piche pad gaya..
Beech bachaav karne ke baad Kuch hi der me raj ke gharwalo ko bhi bula liya gaya. Malti ke sath meena bhi school pahuch gayi.
Principal—dekhiye, hum iss ladke ko iss school me nahi rakh sakte..roj ye kisi na kisi ko maarta peetta hai..kisi din kisi ki jaan le lega..behtar hoga ki aap iska naam kahi aur likhaaiye..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—akhir kya bigada hai mere sidhe sade bete ne jo ye saand hath dhokar uske piche pad gaya hai ? kal sir phod diya aur aaj phir se........
Malti (beech me)—dekhiye, main manti hu ki raj ne aapke bete par hath utha ke galat kiya lekin aapke bete ne bhi to kuch kiya hoga ? uski bhi kuch galti rahi hogi..ye kaha ka nyay hai ki sara dosh mere bete par thop diya jaye..
Sulekha—mere bete ne kuch nahi kiya..vo to bechara bahut sidha sada hai..
Meenu (chillate huye)—bada sidha hai tera beta..itna sidha ki bina kuch kiye hi raah chalte koi use peet dega..tere bete ne apni kartoot to nahi batayi hogi ? badi aayi mere bete ko galat batane wali..
Sulekha (jor se)—tujhe bada pata hai mere bete ke baare me ? dekhiye principal sahab, agar aapne iss saand ko nahi nikaala school se to main police complain karungi..
Meenu (jor se)—ja kar de, jaha complain karna hai..mera beta yahi padhega....main bhi dekhti hu ki koun nikaalta hai use ...
Kisi tarah sabne raj aur deepu ko alag kiya to dono ki maa ladne lagi apne apne bete ka paksh lekar..ye dekh kar principal ne apna sir pakad liya.
Principal—pls aap log chup ho jaaiye..maine yaha aapko baatcheet karne ke liye bulaya hai, ladne ke liye nahi...ladna hi hai to school ke bahar ja kar ladna, yaha nahi..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—jo kuch hua, aapke samne hi hua principal sahab...phir bhi ye apne iss saand bete ko samjhaane ki jagah hame hi galat bata rahi hai...jiski maa aisi ladankin hai to uska beta to aisa hoga hi..jaisi maa..vaisa beta..
Raj (ungli dikhate huye)—dekho, mujhe jo bolna hai bolo lekin meri maa ya meri family ke baare me kuch mat bolna...samjhi aap..
Sulekha—dekh liya sahab ...aapne iss ladke ki akad...
Principal—aap shant rahiye...main baat kar raha hu.. haan, raj, tum batao pahle ki tumne deepu ko kyon maara ?
Raj—sir, aap isi se kyon nahi pooch lete ? ye madarchod khud hi batayega...(deepu ki taraf dekh kar)..chal bata be madarchod, ki maine tujhe kyon maara ?
Principal—ye kya tarika hai kisi se baat karne ka raj ? gaali kyon de rahe ho use ?
Raj—sir, aap nahi jante, ye madarchod gaali ke hi layak hai.
Principal—don’t use abusive words, understand....
Meenu—raj, ye galat tarika hai baat karne ka..gaali mat do..
Principal—haan, to deepu..tum batao ki asal baat kya hai ? tum dono ke beech jhagda kis baat par hua jabki tum dono to kal tak bahut achche dost the phir kal kya ho gaya ?
Deepu—(no response)
Sulekha—batao deepu..sir ko batao..
Deepu—sir, meri koi galti nahi hai..sab iski hi galti hai..
Principal—lekin jhagde ki kuch to vajah rahi hogi ?
Deepu—nahi sir, ye mujhe gaali de raha tha jab maine mana kiya to isne jhagda shuru kar diya..
Sulekha—sun liya sir aapne..
Meenu—gaali raj de raha tha ki tune isko gaali di thi pahle..ye nahi bataya tune..?
Sulekha—mera deepu kabhi kisi ko gaali nahi deta..aise sanskar to tumhare bete me hain..jo yaha principal sir ke samne gaali de sakta hai, vo akele me kyon nahi de sakta ? maar maar ke kya haal kar diya hai mere bete ka..
Principal (raj ki taraf dekhte huye)—ab bhi tumhe apne baare me koi safaayi deni hai ? deepu ne jo kaha, kya vo sach hai ?
Raj (jor se)—haan, ye sach hai ki maara maine ise, ye bhi sach hai ki maine gaali bhi di thi... lekin, ye sirf aadha sach hai...poora sach isne nahi bataya...meri galti bata di lekin apni galti nahi batayi.. aur shayad ye batayega bhi nahi..
Sulekha (gusse me)—achcha, mera beta jhooth bol raha hai ? to tum hi bata do ki sach kya hai aur kyon maara tumne ise ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na, to aaiye do minute ke liye mere sath bahar..main aapko sach batata hi nahi balki dikhata bhi hu..
Sulekha—bahar kyon, yahi batao sabke samne..
Raj—mujhe koi dikkat nahi..main to yahi bata dunga lekin main nahi chahta ki phir aapko sabke samne sharminda hona pade..
Sulekha (kuch soch kar)—aisi kya baat ho sakti hai..? phir bhi chalo..
Sulekha iske baad uth kar raj ke sath principal cabin se bahar aa gayi...raj usko apne sath ek khali pade class room me le gaya.
Sulekha—ab batao, kya kahna hai tumhe aur kya dikhana hai ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na ki maine deepu ko kyon mara tha jabki vo mera achcha dost hai phir bhi ? to ye dekhiye....
Raj ne apna mobile nikal kar ek video play kiya aur sulekha ko dikhane laga..jise dekhte hi sulekha ke chehre par hawaiyan udne lagi. Uske chehre ki rangat hi badal gayi.
Sulekha (haklate huye)—ye..ye..ye sab kya hai ?
Raj—isiliye maine mara aapke bete ko...
Sulekha (tension)—tumhara matlab kya hai ?
Raj (jhooth)—kal main apna mobile ghar par bhool gaya tha to pata karne ke liye mujhe ghar me phone karna tha ki mera mobile ghar par hi hai ya phir kahi school aate samay kahi raste me to nahi gir gaya, jiski vajah se main bahut tension me tha...isliye main deepu ko dhoondne laga taaki uske mobile se call kar ke pata kar saku...vo mujhe yahi khali room me baitha mila, maine usse mobile maanga to usne mana kar diya kyonki uss samay vo mobile me kuch dekhne me vyast tha, ye dekh kar main chupke se uske paas gaya aur mobile uske hath se chheen liya.. jab maine dekha to hairan rah gaya...usme video chal raha tha jisme ek aurat nangi ho kar naha rahi thi, aur vo video aap ki thi...bas isi baat par maine usko gaali di aur kaha ki main ye sab aapko bata dunga..to pata hai usne kya kaha ?
Sulekha (shocked)—kkkkk...kyaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—usne kaha ki agar main chahu to mujhe bhi aapko nahate huye nangi dikha sakta hai..
Sulekha (hairan)—kyaaaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—haan, bas uski isi baat par mujhe gussa aa gaya aur paas me pada hua patthar maine uske sir me maar diya...
Sulekha (tension)—kya tum sach kah rahe ho ? ye sab deepu ne kiya ?
Raj—saboot aapke samne hai..warna aap hi sochiye ki aapki nahate samay ki nangi video mere paas kaise aati..
Sulekha—lekin tum to abhi bol rahe the ki ye sab deepu ne kiya hai phir ye video tumhare mobile me kaise ?
Raj—kyonki maine uska memory card nikaal liya tha jisse ki vo dubara aisi ghatiya harkat na kare..ye vahi memory card hai...deepu hamesha mujhse kaha karta tha ki vo ek aunty ko roj nangi dekhta hai nahate huye...uski bur me badi badi jhaante hain, badi aur khoobsurat gori gaand hai...ab main samjha ki vo ye sab aapke baare me tha...ab aap hi bataiye ki agar maine uski aisi harkat par use gaali di aur maara to kya galat kiya ? akhir dost hu uska..
Sulekha (gusse me)—agar ye sach hai to tumne jo kiya, bilkul theek kiya..aur tumne achcha kiya beta jo vaha sabke samne ye nahi dikhaya warna main kisi ko munh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahti.
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?
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UPDATE-7
Usha ne uski taraf gusse se dekha to vah chup ho gaya lekin jyada der tak shant nahi rah saka aur baithe baithe hi uski skirt ko hath se pakad kar upar khiskane laga.
Usha (gusse me)—kya harkat hai ye ? madam ko bata du ?
Raj—sorry yaar, tum to gussa ho gayi..main to bas ye dekhna chahta tha ki tum kaha tak gori aur chikni ho..mera matlab ki sirf bahar hi ya andar se bhi..
Agle hi pal raj ne jo kiya use dekh kar usha buri tarah se chounk gayi...
Ab aage.........
Raj jaise hi usha ki skirt ko dhire se upar khiskane lagta, vaise hi vah raj ka hath jhatak deti aur apni skirt ko niche kar leti, gusse se uska dimag jhanjhana raha tha.
Usha (gusse me dhire se)—kya badatmizi hai ye ? ek baar me tumhare samajh me nahi aata ? madam se teri shikayat karni hi padegi ab..
Raj—gussa kyon hoti hai yaar,..tu jo samajh rahi hai, vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...achcha sun, chal ek baar apni chaddi hi dikha de...
Usha (ghoorte huye)—kya kaha ?
Raj—kewal chaddi hi to dikhane ko kah raha hu..itni si choti baat ke liye itna gussa hone ki kya jarurat hai.....vaise tum chaddi to pahanti ho na ya phir ?
Usha (gusse se)—tum chup baithoge ya nahi ? mere sath badatmizi karne ka anzam shayad tum jante nahi ki kya hoga ?
Raj—ok..ok..ok..main samajh gaya..ki tum chaddi nahi pahanti...chaddi pahanna bhi nahi chahiye, khas kar ke ladkiyo ko to bilkul bhi nahi...main bhi nahi pahanta..hihihihi
Uski baat sun kar usha ne jaise hi gusse se dekha to vah kitab khol kar padhne laga..jab kuch der raj ki taraf se koi harkat nahi huyi to vah bhi teacher ki baato par dhyan dene lagi. Magar kutte ki poonch bhi kabhi seedhi huyi hai jo aaj hoti. Thodi der me raj ki vahi harkate dubara chalu ho gayi..iss baar usha bina uski taraf dekhe hi uska hath jhatak deti thi aur phir apni skirt ko theek karne me lag jati.
Raj (mann me)—ye to dekhne hi nahi de rahi..kuch aur paintra try karna padega.
Ab ki baar raj ne chupke se apne pant ki chain khol kar apne mooslakaar lund ko dhire se bahar nikaal liya aur lund ke sahare uski skirt ko upar chadhaane laga. Usha to uski taraf dekh hi nahi rahi thi, iss baar gusse me usne jaise hi usne raj ke hath ke dhokhe me use jhatakne ke liye apna hath badhaya to uske hath me raj ka lund aa gaya.
Jaise hi usha ne hath ke dhokhe me lund ko pakda, vaise hi raj ne iss drishya ko apne mobile me catch kar liya, jo ki usne pahle se hi apne mobile ki video recording chalu kar rakhi thi, shayad vo janta tha ki usha ka agla kadam yahi hoga.
Usha ko iss dafa apne hath me kuch alag sa anubhav mahsoos hua to usne palat kar jaise hi dekha to vah buri tarah chounk gayi...uski andar ki saans andar aur bahar ki bahar rah gayi. Ashcharya se uski ankhe gadi ke headlight ki tarah badi ho gayi. Sirf thoonk gutak kar rah gayi.
Vo kuch kahti ya karti ki uske pahle hi school ka chaprasi aa gaya aur usne kaha ki raj ko principal ne bulaya hai.
Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod, principal ne mujhe apne cabin me kyon bulaya hai ? kahi usha ke sath abhi jo main kar raha tha, uss madarchod ko malum to nahi pad gayi ? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, jab poori class ko nahi pata chala to uss madarchod principal ko kaise pata chal sakta hai ? kahi madarchod jhank kar kahi se dekh to nahi raha tha ? agar aisa hua to principal mujhe school se nikaal hi na de kahi ? aur ye baat kahi uss chudail vaishali ko pata chali to vah chudail ghar me mirch masala laga kar na jane kya kya batayegi mere baare me..raj beta, tere to lawde lag gaye..
Raj apne mann me yahi sab sochte huye tension me dhire kadmo se principal ke cabin ki taraf chala ja raha tha ki tabhi uski nazar principal ke cabin ke bahar khade uss ladke se ho gayi jiska sir usne phoda tha...aur jiska naam deepu tha,vo raj ka hi classmate bhi tha.
Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod ne to complain nahi ki meri ? jarur yahi baat hogi tabhi to main sochu ki usha ke sath main jo abhi kar raha tha, vo saale principal ko kaise pata chal sakti hai ? abhi iss madarchod ki maa chodta hu..
Raj (uske paas pahuch kar)—kyon be bhosdike....kya ulta sidha bola tune principal se mere baare me ? udhar teri maa meri maa se shikayat karne gayi thi ki maine tujhe mara hai ?
Deepu—dekh raj, gaali mat dena..warna theek nahi hoga..aur maine vahi bataya jo mujhe batana chahiye.. samjha..
Raj—tadaaakkkk...dhamki deta hai madarchod....saale teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike, teri maa ko ek baar pel dunga na to uske bhosde se saat mahine me hi dusra bhosdika deepu nikal ayega.
Deepu (dard se)—aaaaaahhhhhh......
Raj ne use itni jor se thappad lagaya ki vah jor se dard me chillate huye niche gir gaya..niche girte hi uske munh aur naak ke sath sath patti lagi jagah se bhi khoon bahne laga...shor sun kar principal aur baki teacher bhaag kar aa gaye aur unhone deepu ko kisi tarah raj se bachaya. Uss samay deepu ki mummy sulekha bhi thi principal room me jo ki shikayat karne aayi thi deepu ko lekar principal ke paas.
Principal (jor se)—kya ho raha hai ye ? stoppp...kyon maar rahe ho use ?
Sulekha (jor se)—chhod mere bete ko...kamine..ek to kal uska sir phod diya aur aaj phir saand ki tarah uske piche pad gaya..
Beech bachaav karne ke baad Kuch hi der me raj ke gharwalo ko bhi bula liya gaya. Malti ke sath meena bhi school pahuch gayi.
Principal—dekhiye, hum iss ladke ko iss school me nahi rakh sakte..roj ye kisi na kisi ko maarta peetta hai..kisi din kisi ki jaan le lega..behtar hoga ki aap iska naam kahi aur likhaaiye..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—akhir kya bigada hai mere sidhe sade bete ne jo ye saand hath dhokar uske piche pad gaya hai ? kal sir phod diya aur aaj phir se........
Malti (beech me)—dekhiye, main manti hu ki raj ne aapke bete par hath utha ke galat kiya lekin aapke bete ne bhi to kuch kiya hoga ? uski bhi kuch galti rahi hogi..ye kaha ka nyay hai ki sara dosh mere bete par thop diya jaye..
Sulekha—mere bete ne kuch nahi kiya..vo to bechara bahut sidha sada hai..
Meenu (chillate huye)—bada sidha hai tera beta..itna sidha ki bina kuch kiye hi raah chalte koi use peet dega..tere bete ne apni kartoot to nahi batayi hogi ? badi aayi mere bete ko galat batane wali..
Sulekha (jor se)—tujhe bada pata hai mere bete ke baare me ? dekhiye principal sahab, agar aapne iss saand ko nahi nikaala school se to main police complain karungi..
Meenu (jor se)—ja kar de, jaha complain karna hai..mera beta yahi padhega....main bhi dekhti hu ki koun nikaalta hai use ...
Kisi tarah sabne raj aur deepu ko alag kiya to dono ki maa ladne lagi apne apne bete ka paksh lekar..ye dekh kar principal ne apna sir pakad liya.
Principal—pls aap log chup ho jaaiye..maine yaha aapko baatcheet karne ke liye bulaya hai, ladne ke liye nahi...ladna hi hai to school ke bahar ja kar ladna, yaha nahi..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—jo kuch hua, aapke samne hi hua principal sahab...phir bhi ye apne iss saand bete ko samjhaane ki jagah hame hi galat bata rahi hai...jiski maa aisi ladankin hai to uska beta to aisa hoga hi..jaisi maa..vaisa beta..
Raj (ungli dikhate huye)—dekho, mujhe jo bolna hai bolo lekin meri maa ya meri family ke baare me kuch mat bolna...samjhi aap..
Sulekha—dekh liya sahab ...aapne iss ladke ki akad...
Principal—aap shant rahiye...main baat kar raha hu.. haan, raj, tum batao pahle ki tumne deepu ko kyon maara ?
Raj—sir, aap isi se kyon nahi pooch lete ? ye madarchod khud hi batayega...(deepu ki taraf dekh kar)..chal bata be madarchod, ki maine tujhe kyon maara ?
Principal—ye kya tarika hai kisi se baat karne ka raj ? gaali kyon de rahe ho use ?
Raj—sir, aap nahi jante, ye madarchod gaali ke hi layak hai.
Principal—don’t use abusive words, understand....
Meenu—raj, ye galat tarika hai baat karne ka..gaali mat do..
Principal—haan, to deepu..tum batao ki asal baat kya hai ? tum dono ke beech jhagda kis baat par hua jabki tum dono to kal tak bahut achche dost the phir kal kya ho gaya ?
Deepu—(no response)
Sulekha—batao deepu..sir ko batao..
Deepu—sir, meri koi galti nahi hai..sab iski hi galti hai..
Principal—lekin jhagde ki kuch to vajah rahi hogi ?
Deepu—nahi sir, ye mujhe gaali de raha tha jab maine mana kiya to isne jhagda shuru kar diya..
Sulekha—sun liya sir aapne..
Meenu—gaali raj de raha tha ki tune isko gaali di thi pahle..ye nahi bataya tune..?
Sulekha—mera deepu kabhi kisi ko gaali nahi deta..aise sanskar to tumhare bete me hain..jo yaha principal sir ke samne gaali de sakta hai, vo akele me kyon nahi de sakta ? maar maar ke kya haal kar diya hai mere bete ka..
Principal (raj ki taraf dekhte huye)—ab bhi tumhe apne baare me koi safaayi deni hai ? deepu ne jo kaha, kya vo sach hai ?
Raj (jor se)—haan, ye sach hai ki maara maine ise, ye bhi sach hai ki maine gaali bhi di thi... lekin, ye sirf aadha sach hai...poora sach isne nahi bataya...meri galti bata di lekin apni galti nahi batayi.. aur shayad ye batayega bhi nahi..
Sulekha (gusse me)—achcha, mera beta jhooth bol raha hai ? to tum hi bata do ki sach kya hai aur kyon maara tumne ise ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na, to aaiye do minute ke liye mere sath bahar..main aapko sach batata hi nahi balki dikhata bhi hu..
Sulekha—bahar kyon, yahi batao sabke samne..
Raj—mujhe koi dikkat nahi..main to yahi bata dunga lekin main nahi chahta ki phir aapko sabke samne sharminda hona pade..
Sulekha (kuch soch kar)—aisi kya baat ho sakti hai..? phir bhi chalo..
Sulekha iske baad uth kar raj ke sath principal cabin se bahar aa gayi...raj usko apne sath ek khali pade class room me le gaya.
Sulekha—ab batao, kya kahna hai tumhe aur kya dikhana hai ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na ki maine deepu ko kyon mara tha jabki vo mera achcha dost hai phir bhi ? to ye dekhiye....
Raj ne apna mobile nikal kar ek video play kiya aur sulekha ko dikhane laga..jise dekhte hi sulekha ke chehre par hawaiyan udne lagi. Uske chehre ki rangat hi badal gayi.
Sulekha (haklate huye)—ye..ye..ye sab kya hai ?
Raj—isiliye maine mara aapke bete ko...
Sulekha (tension)—tumhara matlab kya hai ?
Raj (jhooth)—kal main apna mobile ghar par bhool gaya tha to pata karne ke liye mujhe ghar me phone karna tha ki mera mobile ghar par hi hai ya phir kahi school aate samay kahi raste me to nahi gir gaya, jiski vajah se main bahut tension me tha...isliye main deepu ko dhoondne laga taaki uske mobile se call kar ke pata kar saku...vo mujhe yahi khali room me baitha mila, maine usse mobile maanga to usne mana kar diya kyonki uss samay vo mobile me kuch dekhne me vyast tha, ye dekh kar main chupke se uske paas gaya aur mobile uske hath se chheen liya.. jab maine dekha to hairan rah gaya...usme video chal raha tha jisme ek aurat nangi ho kar naha rahi thi, aur vo video aap ki thi...bas isi baat par maine usko gaali di aur kaha ki main ye sab aapko bata dunga..to pata hai usne kya kaha ?
Sulekha (shocked)—kkkkk...kyaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—usne kaha ki agar main chahu to mujhe bhi aapko nahate huye nangi dikha sakta hai..
Sulekha (hairan)—kyaaaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—haan, bas uski isi baat par mujhe gussa aa gaya aur paas me pada hua patthar maine uske sir me maar diya...
Sulekha (tension)—kya tum sach kah rahe ho ? ye sab deepu ne kiya ?
Raj—saboot aapke samne hai..warna aap hi sochiye ki aapki nahate samay ki nangi video mere paas kaise aati..
Sulekha—lekin tum to abhi bol rahe the ki ye sab deepu ne kiya hai phir ye video tumhare mobile me kaise ?
Raj—kyonki maine uska memory card nikaal liya tha jisse ki vo dubara aisi ghatiya harkat na kare..ye vahi memory card hai...deepu hamesha mujhse kaha karta tha ki vo ek aunty ko roj nangi dekhta hai nahate huye...uski bur me badi badi jhaante hain, badi aur khoobsurat gori gaand hai...ab main samjha ki vo ye sab aapke baare me tha...ab aap hi bataiye ki agar maine uski aisi harkat par use gaali di aur maara to kya galat kiya ? akhir dost hu uska..
Sulekha (gusse me)—agar ye sach hai to tumne jo kiya, bilkul theek kiya..aur tumne achcha kiya beta jo vaha sabke samne ye nahi dikhaya warna main kisi ko munh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahti.
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?
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Usha ne uski taraf gusse se dekha to vah chup ho gaya lekin jyada der tak shant nahi rah saka aur baithe baithe hi uski skirt ko hath se pakad kar upar khiskane laga.
Usha (gusse me)—kya harkat hai ye ? madam ko bata du ?
Raj—sorry yaar, tum to gussa ho gayi..main to bas ye dekhna chahta tha ki tum kaha tak gori aur chikni ho..mera matlab ki sirf bahar hi ya andar se bhi..
Agle hi pal raj ne jo kiya use dekh kar usha buri tarah se chounk gayi...
Ab aage.........
Raj jaise hi usha ki skirt ko dhire se upar khiskane lagta, vaise hi vah raj ka hath jhatak deti aur apni skirt ko niche kar leti, gusse se uska dimag jhanjhana raha tha.
Usha (gusse me dhire se)—kya badatmizi hai ye ? ek baar me tumhare samajh me nahi aata ? madam se teri shikayat karni hi padegi ab..
Raj—gussa kyon hoti hai yaar,..tu jo samajh rahi hai, vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...achcha sun, chal ek baar apni chaddi hi dikha de...
Usha (ghoorte huye)—kya kaha ?
Raj—kewal chaddi hi to dikhane ko kah raha hu..itni si choti baat ke liye itna gussa hone ki kya jarurat hai.....vaise tum chaddi to pahanti ho na ya phir ?
Usha (gusse se)—tum chup baithoge ya nahi ? mere sath badatmizi karne ka anzam shayad tum jante nahi ki kya hoga ?
Raj—ok..ok..ok..main samajh gaya..ki tum chaddi nahi pahanti...chaddi pahanna bhi nahi chahiye, khas kar ke ladkiyo ko to bilkul bhi nahi...main bhi nahi pahanta..hihihihi
Uski baat sun kar usha ne jaise hi gusse se dekha to vah kitab khol kar padhne laga..jab kuch der raj ki taraf se koi harkat nahi huyi to vah bhi teacher ki baato par dhyan dene lagi. Magar kutte ki poonch bhi kabhi seedhi huyi hai jo aaj hoti. Thodi der me raj ki vahi harkate dubara chalu ho gayi..iss baar usha bina uski taraf dekhe hi uska hath jhatak deti thi aur phir apni skirt ko theek karne me lag jati.
Raj (mann me)—ye to dekhne hi nahi de rahi..kuch aur paintra try karna padega.
Ab ki baar raj ne chupke se apne pant ki chain khol kar apne mooslakaar lund ko dhire se bahar nikaal liya aur lund ke sahare uski skirt ko upar chadhaane laga. Usha to uski taraf dekh hi nahi rahi thi, iss baar gusse me usne jaise hi usne raj ke hath ke dhokhe me use jhatakne ke liye apna hath badhaya to uske hath me raj ka lund aa gaya.
Jaise hi usha ne hath ke dhokhe me lund ko pakda, vaise hi raj ne iss drishya ko apne mobile me catch kar liya, jo ki usne pahle se hi apne mobile ki video recording chalu kar rakhi thi, shayad vo janta tha ki usha ka agla kadam yahi hoga.
Usha ko iss dafa apne hath me kuch alag sa anubhav mahsoos hua to usne palat kar jaise hi dekha to vah buri tarah chounk gayi...uski andar ki saans andar aur bahar ki bahar rah gayi. Ashcharya se uski ankhe gadi ke headlight ki tarah badi ho gayi. Sirf thoonk gutak kar rah gayi.
Vo kuch kahti ya karti ki uske pahle hi school ka chaprasi aa gaya aur usne kaha ki raj ko principal ne bulaya hai.
Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod, principal ne mujhe apne cabin me kyon bulaya hai ? kahi usha ke sath abhi jo main kar raha tha, uss madarchod ko malum to nahi pad gayi ? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, jab poori class ko nahi pata chala to uss madarchod principal ko kaise pata chal sakta hai ? kahi madarchod jhank kar kahi se dekh to nahi raha tha ? agar aisa hua to principal mujhe school se nikaal hi na de kahi ? aur ye baat kahi uss chudail vaishali ko pata chali to vah chudail ghar me mirch masala laga kar na jane kya kya batayegi mere baare me..raj beta, tere to lawde lag gaye..
Raj apne mann me yahi sab sochte huye tension me dhire kadmo se principal ke cabin ki taraf chala ja raha tha ki tabhi uski nazar principal ke cabin ke bahar khade uss ladke se ho gayi jiska sir usne phoda tha...aur jiska naam deepu tha,vo raj ka hi classmate bhi tha.
Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod ne to complain nahi ki meri ? jarur yahi baat hogi tabhi to main sochu ki usha ke sath main jo abhi kar raha tha, vo saale principal ko kaise pata chal sakti hai ? abhi iss madarchod ki maa chodta hu..
Raj (uske paas pahuch kar)—kyon be bhosdike....kya ulta sidha bola tune principal se mere baare me ? udhar teri maa meri maa se shikayat karne gayi thi ki maine tujhe mara hai ?
Deepu—dekh raj, gaali mat dena..warna theek nahi hoga..aur maine vahi bataya jo mujhe batana chahiye.. samjha..
Raj—tadaaakkkk...dhamki deta hai madarchod....saale teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike, teri maa ko ek baar pel dunga na to uske bhosde se saat mahine me hi dusra bhosdika deepu nikal ayega.
Deepu (dard se)—aaaaaahhhhhh......
Raj ne use itni jor se thappad lagaya ki vah jor se dard me chillate huye niche gir gaya..niche girte hi uske munh aur naak ke sath sath patti lagi jagah se bhi khoon bahne laga...shor sun kar principal aur baki teacher bhaag kar aa gaye aur unhone deepu ko kisi tarah raj se bachaya. Uss samay deepu ki mummy sulekha bhi thi principal room me jo ki shikayat karne aayi thi deepu ko lekar principal ke paas.
Principal (jor se)—kya ho raha hai ye ? stoppp...kyon maar rahe ho use ?
Sulekha (jor se)—chhod mere bete ko...kamine..ek to kal uska sir phod diya aur aaj phir saand ki tarah uske piche pad gaya..
Beech bachaav karne ke baad Kuch hi der me raj ke gharwalo ko bhi bula liya gaya. Malti ke sath meena bhi school pahuch gayi.
Principal—dekhiye, hum iss ladke ko iss school me nahi rakh sakte..roj ye kisi na kisi ko maarta peetta hai..kisi din kisi ki jaan le lega..behtar hoga ki aap iska naam kahi aur likhaaiye..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—akhir kya bigada hai mere sidhe sade bete ne jo ye saand hath dhokar uske piche pad gaya hai ? kal sir phod diya aur aaj phir se........
Malti (beech me)—dekhiye, main manti hu ki raj ne aapke bete par hath utha ke galat kiya lekin aapke bete ne bhi to kuch kiya hoga ? uski bhi kuch galti rahi hogi..ye kaha ka nyay hai ki sara dosh mere bete par thop diya jaye..
Sulekha—mere bete ne kuch nahi kiya..vo to bechara bahut sidha sada hai..
Meenu (chillate huye)—bada sidha hai tera beta..itna sidha ki bina kuch kiye hi raah chalte koi use peet dega..tere bete ne apni kartoot to nahi batayi hogi ? badi aayi mere bete ko galat batane wali..
Sulekha (jor se)—tujhe bada pata hai mere bete ke baare me ? dekhiye principal sahab, agar aapne iss saand ko nahi nikaala school se to main police complain karungi..
Meenu (jor se)—ja kar de, jaha complain karna hai..mera beta yahi padhega....main bhi dekhti hu ki koun nikaalta hai use ...
Kisi tarah sabne raj aur deepu ko alag kiya to dono ki maa ladne lagi apne apne bete ka paksh lekar..ye dekh kar principal ne apna sir pakad liya.
Principal—pls aap log chup ho jaaiye..maine yaha aapko baatcheet karne ke liye bulaya hai, ladne ke liye nahi...ladna hi hai to school ke bahar ja kar ladna, yaha nahi..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—jo kuch hua, aapke samne hi hua principal sahab...phir bhi ye apne iss saand bete ko samjhaane ki jagah hame hi galat bata rahi hai...jiski maa aisi ladankin hai to uska beta to aisa hoga hi..jaisi maa..vaisa beta..
Raj (ungli dikhate huye)—dekho, mujhe jo bolna hai bolo lekin meri maa ya meri family ke baare me kuch mat bolna...samjhi aap..
Sulekha—dekh liya sahab ...aapne iss ladke ki akad...
Principal—aap shant rahiye...main baat kar raha hu.. haan, raj, tum batao pahle ki tumne deepu ko kyon maara ?
Raj—sir, aap isi se kyon nahi pooch lete ? ye madarchod khud hi batayega...(deepu ki taraf dekh kar)..chal bata be madarchod, ki maine tujhe kyon maara ?
Principal—ye kya tarika hai kisi se baat karne ka raj ? gaali kyon de rahe ho use ?
Raj—sir, aap nahi jante, ye madarchod gaali ke hi layak hai.
Principal—don’t use abusive words, understand....
Meenu—raj, ye galat tarika hai baat karne ka..gaali mat do..
Principal—haan, to deepu..tum batao ki asal baat kya hai ? tum dono ke beech jhagda kis baat par hua jabki tum dono to kal tak bahut achche dost the phir kal kya ho gaya ?
Deepu—(no response)
Sulekha—batao deepu..sir ko batao..
Deepu—sir, meri koi galti nahi hai..sab iski hi galti hai..
Principal—lekin jhagde ki kuch to vajah rahi hogi ?
Deepu—nahi sir, ye mujhe gaali de raha tha jab maine mana kiya to isne jhagda shuru kar diya..
Sulekha—sun liya sir aapne..
Meenu—gaali raj de raha tha ki tune isko gaali di thi pahle..ye nahi bataya tune..?
Sulekha—mera deepu kabhi kisi ko gaali nahi deta..aise sanskar to tumhare bete me hain..jo yaha principal sir ke samne gaali de sakta hai, vo akele me kyon nahi de sakta ? maar maar ke kya haal kar diya hai mere bete ka..
Principal (raj ki taraf dekhte huye)—ab bhi tumhe apne baare me koi safaayi deni hai ? deepu ne jo kaha, kya vo sach hai ?
Raj (jor se)—haan, ye sach hai ki maara maine ise, ye bhi sach hai ki maine gaali bhi di thi... lekin, ye sirf aadha sach hai...poora sach isne nahi bataya...meri galti bata di lekin apni galti nahi batayi.. aur shayad ye batayega bhi nahi..
Sulekha (gusse me)—achcha, mera beta jhooth bol raha hai ? to tum hi bata do ki sach kya hai aur kyon maara tumne ise ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na, to aaiye do minute ke liye mere sath bahar..main aapko sach batata hi nahi balki dikhata bhi hu..
Sulekha—bahar kyon, yahi batao sabke samne..
Raj—mujhe koi dikkat nahi..main to yahi bata dunga lekin main nahi chahta ki phir aapko sabke samne sharminda hona pade..
Sulekha (kuch soch kar)—aisi kya baat ho sakti hai..? phir bhi chalo..
Sulekha iske baad uth kar raj ke sath principal cabin se bahar aa gayi...raj usko apne sath ek khali pade class room me le gaya.
Sulekha—ab batao, kya kahna hai tumhe aur kya dikhana hai ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na ki maine deepu ko kyon mara tha jabki vo mera achcha dost hai phir bhi ? to ye dekhiye....
Raj ne apna mobile nikal kar ek video play kiya aur sulekha ko dikhane laga..jise dekhte hi sulekha ke chehre par hawaiyan udne lagi. Uske chehre ki rangat hi badal gayi.
Sulekha (haklate huye)—ye..ye..ye sab kya hai ?
Raj—isiliye maine mara aapke bete ko...
Sulekha (tension)—tumhara matlab kya hai ?
Raj (jhooth)—kal main apna mobile ghar par bhool gaya tha to pata karne ke liye mujhe ghar me phone karna tha ki mera mobile ghar par hi hai ya phir kahi school aate samay kahi raste me to nahi gir gaya, jiski vajah se main bahut tension me tha...isliye main deepu ko dhoondne laga taaki uske mobile se call kar ke pata kar saku...vo mujhe yahi khali room me baitha mila, maine usse mobile maanga to usne mana kar diya kyonki uss samay vo mobile me kuch dekhne me vyast tha, ye dekh kar main chupke se uske paas gaya aur mobile uske hath se chheen liya.. jab maine dekha to hairan rah gaya...usme video chal raha tha jisme ek aurat nangi ho kar naha rahi thi, aur vo video aap ki thi...bas isi baat par maine usko gaali di aur kaha ki main ye sab aapko bata dunga..to pata hai usne kya kaha ?
Sulekha (shocked)—kkkkk...kyaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—usne kaha ki agar main chahu to mujhe bhi aapko nahate huye nangi dikha sakta hai..
Sulekha (hairan)—kyaaaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—haan, bas uski isi baat par mujhe gussa aa gaya aur paas me pada hua patthar maine uske sir me maar diya...
Sulekha (tension)—kya tum sach kah rahe ho ? ye sab deepu ne kiya ?
Raj—saboot aapke samne hai..warna aap hi sochiye ki aapki nahate samay ki nangi video mere paas kaise aati..
Sulekha—lekin tum to abhi bol rahe the ki ye sab deepu ne kiya hai phir ye video tumhare mobile me kaise ?
Raj—kyonki maine uska memory card nikaal liya tha jisse ki vo dubara aisi ghatiya harkat na kare..ye vahi memory card hai...deepu hamesha mujhse kaha karta tha ki vo ek aunty ko roj nangi dekhta hai nahate huye...uski bur me badi badi jhaante hain, badi aur khoobsurat gori gaand hai...ab main samjha ki vo ye sab aapke baare me tha...ab aap hi bataiye ki agar maine uski aisi harkat par use gaali di aur maara to kya galat kiya ? akhir dost hu uska..
Sulekha (gusse me)—agar ye sach hai to tumne jo kiya, bilkul theek kiya..aur tumne achcha kiya beta jo vaha sabke samne ye nahi dikhaya warna main kisi ko munh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahti.
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?