Mast update bhaiSAAND 2
UPDATE-8
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?
Ab aage.......
Raj ki baat sun kar sulekha sann rah gayi, use raj se aise sawal ki katayi ummid nahi thi. Uska dimag gusse se aag ugalne laga raj ka sawal sunte hi.
Sulekha (gusse me)—ye tum mujhse kaisi ghatiya baate kar rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati aisi baate karte huye ?
Raj (mushkurate huye)—wah ! nangi ho kar nahao aap, apni nangi jawani dikhao apne bete ko aur sharam aaye mujhe ? ab, main samjha ki aap jaan boojhkar deepu ko nangi jawani apni dikhati hogi, warna aapko mere upar nahi balki apne bete par gussa aata.
Sulekha (gusse me)—ye kya utpataang bol rahe ho ?
Sulekha ne gusse me raj ko thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya, vaise hi raj ne uska hath beech me hi pakad liya.
Raj—iska matlab ki maine abhi jo kuch kaha, vo sab sach hai...ab ye video main sabko dikha kar tum dono ki asliyat bataunga aur sath me tumhare pati ko bhi...ab iss college se main nahi balki tumhara beta bahar hoga.
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi, raj beta, aisa mat karna..pls beta..ye sab jhooth hai...mujhe to ye bhi nahi malum ki uss kamine ne meri video kab bana li nahate samay ki ?..pls raj, ye video delete kar do.. warna main badnam ho jaungi..pls raj, ye video delete kar do..main tumhare hath jodti hu.
Raj—to phir meri baat ka jawab do..
Sulekha (tension)—bata to chuki hu ki mujhe iss video ke baare me kuch pata nahi tha.
Raj—isko chhodo, maine jo pahle poocha tha, uska jawab do..
Sulekha—kkk...kis baat ka?
Raj—yahi ki aapki bur kaisi hai ? kya aapki bur me sachmuch badi badi jhaante hain, jaisa ki deepu na bataya tha ?
Sulekha (pareshan)—beta, aisi baate na karo, main tumhari maa ki umar ki hu..tumhari maa jaisi hu..
Raj—theek hai mat batao, main ja kar sab ko dikha deta hu ye video..
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi raj, aisa mat karo..plss...
Raj—to phir jawab do meri baat ka...boliye aunty..
Sulekha—(no response)
Raj—theek hai...ab ye video dikhana hi padega sabko...
Sulekha (tension)—pls raj...aisa mat karo..pls..vo video delete kar do..plss..
Raj—delete kar dunga..pahle meri baat ka sahi sahi jawab do...
Sulekha (niche dekhte huye)—(dhire se)...hmmmmm
Raj—kya hmmmm? Jo bolna hai saaf saaf boliye ? warna...
Sulekha (tension)—haan, ...dekho jo tumne poocha, vo maine bata diya..ab to delete kar do..
Raj—main aapki baat samjha nahi...poori baat saaf saaf boliye...sirf haan bhar bolne se kya hoga, samajh me nahi aaya mere isliye poora boliye...nahi to main chala...
Sulekha (pareshan)—theek hai....(dhire se)...meri bbbbbb...burrrr...me....khoobbbb..badii badiii jh..jh...jhaante hain...ab khush...dekho ab kuch bolne ko mat kahna pls..aur vo video delete kar do ab...
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki aap sach bol rahi ho..ho sakta hai ki aapke paas bur hi na ho...aur agar ho to usme jhaante ho hi na..bina jhaant ki bur ho aapki ?
Sulekha (jhallahat me bina soche)—ye kaisi bewqoofo jaisi baate karte ho ? har aurat ke paas bur hoti hai..main bhi ek aurat hu, phir mere paas bur kaise nahi hogi ? aur jab bur hogi to bur me jhaante bhi hongi hi..
Sulekha ne bina soche vichaare bol to diya lekin jab use apni galti ka ehsaas hua ki vo kya bol gayi hai to andar hi andar behad sharminda ho gayi..vo abhi raj ki asliyat aur uske kaminepan se waqif nahi thi.
Raj (mushkurate huye)—lekin main kaise maan lu ki aapke paas bur hai aur vo bhi jhaanto wali ? aur agar aapke paas bur hai to phir vo iss video me kyon nahi dikh rahi ? bataiye, kaha gayi aapki bur ?
Sulekha—(mann me)..lagta hai ki raj jaan boojh kar mujhse aisi gandi baate kar raha hai..? ab kya jawab du ? iss kamine deepu ki vajah se hi ye sab ho raha hai..
Raj—aunty jawab do..ya phir main.....
Sulekha (dhire se)—kyonki video ki taraf meri peeth hai jabki bur aage hoti hai, isliye nahi dikh rahi..
Raj (mann me khush)—aage hoti hai matlab ?
Sulekha (dhire se)—aage matlab ki..kamar ke niche aur dono jaangho ke beech me hoti hai..
Raj—kya hoti hai dono jaangho ke beech me ?
Sulekha—bbb...burrr....dekho ab main kuch nahi bolungi..jo tumne kaha, maine kar diya..lekin ab nahi..aur pls ab to delete kar do..
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki sach me aapki dono jaangho ke beech me hi aapki jhaanto wali bur hai ?
Sulekha—jo sach hai, maine bata diya..bas ab aur nahi...aur vo video delete karo ab..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—aise kaise delete kar du...vo main check karne ke baad hi delete karunga..
Sulekha (hairan)—matlab ?
Raj—matlab ye ki aap sach bol rahi ho ya nahi, ye pata karne ke liye mujhe aapki doni jaangho ke beech check karke achche se dekhna padega..
Sulekha (gusse me)—tum bahut hi ghatiya admi ho..
Raj—ab to ye video sab ko dikhana padega..
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahii..nahiii..tum aisa hargij nahi karoge..
Raj—kyon nahi karunga..? main ghatiya admi hu na ? yahi kaha na aapne ?
Sulekha (tension)—nahi raj, vo to maine majak me kaha tha..tum to bahut achche ladke ho.. dekho, delete kar do na..plss..
Raj abhi kuch kahne hi wala tha ki tabhi use meenu idhar hi aati huyi nazar aayi to usne apne andar ke vichar ko andar hi rok diya.
Raj (dhire se)—theek hai...kal main aapke ghar aaunga aur aapki bur ko dekhne ke baad delete kar dunga. Lekin bina aapki bur ko dekhe bilkul nahi...ab chaliye vaha sab hamara intazar kar rahe hain....aur tension mat lo, main ye video abhi kisi ko nahi dikhaunga..agar aapne kal apni bur nahi dikhayi mujhe to phir uske baad main nahi janta...
Iske baad raj vaha se nikal kar principal cabin me aa gaya. Uske piche piche sulekha bhi tension me doobi huyi vahi aa gayi.
Deepu—principal sir kab se aapka intazar kar rahe hain mummy..itni der kaha laga di..
Itna sunte hi...
“chataaaakkkkk....chatttaaaakkkk”
Sulekha ka gussa umad pada aur usne tadatad do thappad deepu ko jad diye..sabhi uske aisa karne se shocked ho kar rah gaye jabki deepu ko to kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye achanak kya ho gaya ? ulti ganga kaise bah chali ?
Principal (hairan)—ye sab kya hai ?
Sulekha (gusse me)—sab iski hi galti hai sir...raj ki koi galti nahi hai..raj ne theek kiya isko peet kar..(meenu se)..bahan, main aapse bhi mafi chahti hu..sara kasoor deepu ka hi hai, raj ne mujhe sab bata diya hai iski kartoot...ye iske hi layak tha.
Iske baad sulekha bina kuch sune hi vaha se chali gayi. Deepu ko to kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha..principal ne meenu aur malti se mafi maangi, vo dono bhi kuch der raj se baate karne ke baad ghar chali gayi.
Ab aaiye dekhte hain ki asal me kal hua kya tha jiski vajah se deepu ki pitayi kar di thi raj ne..
Chodu gang ne raj ki family ko jaha shift kiya tha, asal me vo ek chota sa gaon tha, city se kafi door, kyonki vo raj ki family ko abhay ki pahuch se door aur safe rakhna chahte the jo ki city me sambhav nahi tha. Kyonki city me abhay jaise admi ke liye kisi ko dhoondna koi bahut mushkil baat nahi hoti.
Deepu bhi raj ka bahut achcha dost tha, jo paas ke dusre gaon me rahta tha. Lekin raj ki tarah uska ghar pakka nahi tha. Raj, aksar deepu se milne jaya karta tha. Jaha sath me baith kar dono gaanja piya karte the...asal me raj ..deepu ki badi bahan neelima ke chakkar me jata tha ki kabhi vo ghar me akeli mil jaye to use patak kar chod du...jabki deepu ko iss baare me kuch pata hi nahi tha.
Kal bhi school se aate samay dono gaanja peene ke liye ek adhure bane makaan ki chhat par sidhi laga kar chadh gaye kyonki abhi sidhiya nahi bani thi aur dono vahi gaanja peene baith gaye. Ye adhura makaan deepu ke chacha ka tha jo ki city me rahte the aur sabse khas baat ki deepu ke ghar ke bagal me hi tha.
Gaanja peene ke baad raj chhat me tahalne laga ki tabhi uski nazar deepu ke ghar ke aangan me nahati huyi sulekha par padi to vah khada ho kar dekhne laga. Ghar me uss samay koi tha nahi to sulekha aangan me (jo ki ghar ke andar tha) nishchint ho kar nangi naha rahi thi. Bahar ka darwaja usne andar se band kar rakha tha. Jabki iss adhure makan me abhi sidhiya hi nahi bani thi to kisi ke chhat se dekhne ka sawal hi nahi paida hota..isiliye vah nishchint hokar nangi naha rahi thi. Uski peeth raj ki taraf thi isliye chehra nahi dikh raha tha, Uski jankari me deepu school gaya hua tha, ab use kya pata ki vo aa chuka hai.
Deepu ne jab raj ko apne ghar ki taraf dekhte aur lund me hath pherte dekha to vah bhi uske paas aa gaya aur jab uski nazro ka picha kiya to dekh kar uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur raj ke upar use gussa aa gaya. Jabki Ek hath se apna lund sahlate huye raj ne dusre hath se sulekha ki video banane laga.
Deepu (mood kharab)—abe, bhosdike..kya dekh raha hai..chal yaha se..
Raj (lund me hath pherte huye dhire se)—kya mast gaand hai be..kasam se ek baar iski ye gaand maarne ko mil jaye to saali ki gaand ko phad ke hawa mahal bana du..kaash ek baar palat jaye to bhosdi ki bur bhi dikh jaye..
Deepu (gusse me)—rajj, tamiz se baat kar...madarchodd..vo meri mummy hain..(hath pakad kar)..chal niche yaha se..
Raj—ruk na..aur madarchod, ye teri mummy hai to kya ho gaya ? teri mummy ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? pahle teri mummy ki bur to dikh jane se..haaye, jab gaand itni mast hai to bur kitni phooli huyi aur mast nahi hogi teri mummy ki..ek baar teri mummy ki bur to dekh lu, phir chalta hu..
Deepu (gusse me)—madarchodd..chal yaha se jaldi..nahi to theek nahi hoga..samjha..main tujhe apna dost samajhta tha lekin tu meri hi mummy ke baare me aisa sochta hai..thoo hai tere jaise dost par...chal ja yaha se aur agar aaj ke baad yaha aaya to teri gaand tod dunga... chal nikal bhosdike yaha se..
Raj—teri maa ko chodu, ek baar teri mummy ki bur to dekh lene de...
Deepu ko raj ki baat sun kar bahut gussa aa raha tha lekin vo jyada jor se bol nahi raha tha kyonki sulekha ko unki awaz sunayi pad jati..vo gusse me raj ko ghasitne laga jisse raj ka bhi mood kharab ho gaya...ek to nangi aurat ke jism ko dekhne ka nasha, dusra uss par bhi gaanje ka nasha..dono cocktail ho gaye,,,
Raj—tu aise nahi manega madarchod...ruk teri maa ko chodu..phataaakkkkkk
Raj ne vahi chhat me rakha hua ek patthar uthaya aur deepu ke sir me usko jor se maar diya, bechara apna sir pakad ke vahi let gaya aur dard se tadapne laga.
Raj—itni der se bol raha hu ki ek baar teri mummy ki bur dekh lene de..lekin madarvhod sunta hi nahi..vaise bhi mera ek usool hai ki..”Jisse Bhi Dosti Karo, Sabse Pahle Uski Hi Maiya Chod Do, Kyonki Kya Pata Vo Aasteen Ka Saanp Bankar Das Le, Uska Tod To Apne Paas Rahega.”
Deepu ke sir se lhoon joro se bahne laga, ye dekh kar raj ki bhi gaand phatne lafi to usne jaldi yaha se nikalna hi theek samjha, ..aur deepu ko vahi ussi halat me chhod kar vaha se khisak gaya.
Back to Present....
Raj jab principal office se nikla to lunch time ho chuka tha, vo sidha canteen me chala gaya .. jaha usha baithi mithayi kha rahi thi. Raj bhi uske samne wali chair par ja kar baith gaya. Raj ko dekhte hi vo use gusse se ghoorne lagi.
Raj—Ek Din Bhool Jaogi Khana Ye Bazar Ki Mithayi...Jis Din Kha Logi Iss Saand Ki Lawda Malaayi.
Usha (gusse me)—dekh loongi tumhe main..
Usha gusse me bhanbhanate huye vaha se uth kar chali gayi..tabhi vaha vaishali ko aate dekh kar raj bhi vaha se khisak liya..
Raj (mann me)—ye chudail yaha kaha se aa gayi...chal beta yaha se khisak le jaldi se...
Raat me raj soya hua tha ki tabhi ek baar phir se vahi sapna use aane laga..lekin aaj ka sapna kuch khaas tha..ya phir shayad ...?
Nice storySAAND
(PART 2)
UPDATE-5
Niche girte huye raj ke kaano me vahi chir parichit awaz ek baar phir se goonjne lagi….
“Chal Chal Chal Chal, Chal Mere Yaar…Chal Mere Yaar,
Aa Ja Le Chalu Main Tujhe Nadiya Ke Paar
Nadiya Ke Paar Basa Ek Sansar, Ek Sansar
Vahi Pe Karenge Dil Khol Kar Pyar..”
Ab Aage............
Uss chir parichit awaz ko sunte hi girte huye raj ki ankhen kuch pal ke liye khuli aur vah niche girte huye bhi uss awaz ki madhurta me kho gaya. Na jane uss awaz ke kya jadoo tha, kya aakarsahan tha, kaisa khinchaav tha uss awaz me ki jise sunte hi vah apni sudh budh kho baithta tha, iss samay upar se girte samay bhi vahi hua. Vah khud ko uss awaz ki dhun me doobne se rok nahi pata tha...aur barbas hi uss oar khincha chala jata tha.
Kintu agle hi pal vaha khayi ki talahati me dil ko kampaaymaan kar dene wali ek bhayanak behad dardnak cheekh goonj uthi aur iss cheekh ke kaano me padte hi raj uss awaz ki dhun ke aakarshan se bahar nikal aaya. Uss rahasyamayi dhun se bahar nikalte hi uske mann me sheetal didi ka khyal aaya jisse vah buri tarah se ghabra utha. Sheetal ke sath kisi anhoni hone ki ashanka se Aaj pahle baar jeevan me vah itna darr gaya tha lekin vo use bachane ke liye chillane ke alawa kuch na kar saka.
Raj (chillate huye)—didiiiiiiii
Apni iss bebsi par aaj pahli baar use rona aa raha tha. Agle hi pal vahi dil ko dahla dene wali cheekh phir se uske kano me goonj uthi aur vah dard se cheekhte, pedo, pattharo se takarate huye tezi se kisi bejaan laash ki tarah niche dhadam se gir pada aur uski ankhen ek jordar cheekh ke sath band hoti chali gayi...shayad hamesha hamesha ke liye..ya phir....?
Niche girne ke kuch der baad hi vaha ek baar phir kisi bhayanak cheekh ne uss khayi ki shanti ko bhang karte huye kampan paida kar diya aur phir agle hi kshan kisi ke kadmo ki aahat uski taraf badhne lagi.
Kadmo ki aahat jab karib aayi to vaha ek ajeeb si kisi janwar ki parchhayi ubhar kar kar samne aayi..dekhne me to vo koi janwar bhi nahi lag raha tha aur insaan kahna to insaano ki tauheen karna hoga. To phir akhir vo kya ho sakta hai ? koi insaan ya phir koi janwar ? ya phir inme se koi nahi ? ya phir dono ?
Bade bade nakhun wale pairo se chalte hute vah jaise hi karib pahucha to ek bhishan durgandh vaha phail gayi. Paas aate hi usne raj ke ek pair ko pakad kar na jane ghasit kar kaha le gaya.
Udhar radha ke ghar der raat tak na lotne par aur uski koi khoj khabar na milne se sabhi ka ro ro kar bura haal tha. Ant me thak haar kar unhone police me uske gayab hone ki report karna hi theek samjha aur subah hone ka intazar karne lage.
Subah hote hi vah suraj ki pahli kiran ke sath hi radha ki gumsudgi ki report darz karane police station ke liye nikal hi rahe the ki tabhi ek car aakar ruki. Car se utarne wale shakhs ko dekh sabhi chounk gaye lekin asli hairani to unhe tab huyi jab uska piche ka gate khula.
Sabhi (chounk kar)—Iron Man ! Prem ! Sorbobhuk !
Sandhya (chounk kar)—badi maa ! vo dekho..vo dekho...gudiya....unke sath hamari gudiya bhi hai.
Malti (rote daudte huye)—radha...meri gudiya ..meri gudiya mil gayi..lekin ise hua kya hai ? ye kuch bolti kyon nahi ?
Sorbobhuk—maa ji, vo abhi behosh hai..shayad dari huyi hai..thodi der me hosh aa jayega..aap tension mat lo. Hum hain na.
Jee haan, ye teeno iron man, prem pujari aur sorbobhuk hi the..yahi teeno hi the radha ko bacha kar yaha laane wale aur raat me jl gadi baad me aakar uss jagah ruki thi vo inki hi thi.
Raat ki uss samay ki ghatna par ek nazar dubara daal lete hain..jab inki car achanak hi kuch dekh kar ruk gayi thi.
uss jagah pahuchte hi teeno jaldi se car se nikal kar tezi se bhage.
Shakhs 1 (tension)—ye..ye..ye to vahi gadi hai jiska number tune bataya tha.
Shakhs 2 (pareshan)—hmm..jaldi se gadi ki talashi lo..
Teeno turant gadi ka gate khol kar dekhne lage jaha unhe ek ladki behoshi ki halat me mili. Uss ladki ko behosh aur aisi dayneey halat me dekh kar unke seene me dard aur gussa ek sath umad pada.
Shakhs 1—ye behosh kyon hai, kahi iske sath kuch galat to ...?
Shakhs 3 (dard bhara gussa)—unn madarchodo ki gaand me bomb laga kar phod dunga, kisi ko nahi chhodunga.
Shakhs 2 (gusse me)—tum sahi kahte ho iron man, hum unn madarchodo ko jinda nahi chhodenge, unke ghar me ghuskar unki maa chodenge..
Vo ladki koi aur nahi balki radha hi thi jise iss haal me dekhte hi teeno ko gussa aa raha tha. Unhone radha ke hath pair khol kar use azad kiya aur hilane dulane lage.
Sorbobhuk—tum sahi kahte ho..unn madarchodo ko chhodenge nahi jinhone radha ka ye haal kiya hai..
Prem—vo sab to theek hai yaar, par abhi sabse pahle hame isko hosh me lana hoga. Aur isko turant ghar pahuchana hoga kyonki raj ke gharwale sabhi pareshan honge.
Iron man—tum theek kahte ho.
Unhone radha ko hosh me laane ki kafi koshish ki lekin vah achet hi rahi to unhone iss samay koi risk lena munasib na samajh kar radha ko apni gadi me dala aur vaha se nikal gaye.
Sorbobhuk—thanks prem, agar tum hame batate nahi ki vo harami aisa kuch karne wala hai to aaj hum radha ko nahi bacha paate. Lekin tumhe abhay ke plan ke baare me pata kaise chala ?
Prem—raj ne mujhe kaam hi yahi diya tha ki main uss madarchod abhay ki har gatividhi par nazar rakhu. Ab raj nahi raha to kya hua ? vo harami ki aulad madarchod abhay to abhi bhi jinda hi hai na. mujhe poora yakeen tha ki vo sala chup nahi baithega, isliye main uss par nazar rakh raha tha. Aur sath me tum dono ko bhi bata diya.
Iron man—lekin hum unhe ye sab hone ke pahle bhi to pakad sakte the phir tumne hame roka kyon sath me main road ka rasta bhi band karwa diya ? ab tak main unn kutto ki gaand bomb se uda chuka hota.
Sorbobhuk—haan yaar, akhir hum unhe pakad sakte the ab vo bach ke bhag gaye.
Prem—hum unhe pakad to sakte the lekin isse abhay satark ho jata aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki vo raj ki family ko nuksan pahuchane ke liye koi dusri tarkeeb khoj nikaalta jiska hame pata nahi chal pata samay par aur main koi risk nahi lena chahta tha. Jaha tak road ka rasta band karne ki baat hai to main unhe city ke bahar pakadna chahta tha kintu aage se main road se rajasthan jaane ke kayi raste hain, vo kahi se bhi bach nikalte. Jabki yaha se sirf yahi ek kachcha rasta hai main road ko chhod kar aage jane ka isliye main road par patthar rakhwa diya kyonki main janta tha ki main road se jane ka jokhim nahi lenge aur hua bhi vaisa hi.
Iron man—par afsos ki vo madarchod phir bhi hamare hath nahi lage warna tarike se unn sabki gaand phodta.
Sorbobhuk—jab tak abhay jinda hai tab tak raj ki family par khatra bana hi rahega, iss madarchod ka kuch na kuch intazam karna padega jaldi hi.
Prem—main bhi yahi soch raha hu, lekin kuch bhi karne se pahle raj ki family ko safe karna hoga.
Iron man—to phir theek hai, aaj se madarchod abhay ki gaand bajane ka mission start karte hain.
Sorbobhuk—lekin ek baat meri samajh me nahi aayi..
Dono—vo kya ?
Sorbobhuk—yahi ki jab abhay ke admiyo ne radha ko kidnap kar hi liya tha to use abhay ke paas le jaane ki bajaaye yaha beech raste me chhod kar bhaag kyon gaye ?
Prem (tension)—ye to pata nahi lekin ye jarur sochne wali baat hai...ki aisa kya ho gaya jike chalte vo apna kaam poora kiye bina hi bhaag gaye ?
Iron man—shayad tum dono ne dhyan diya ya nahi par maine yaha aate samay kisi ki bahut dardnak cheekh suni thi..kahi aisa to nahi ki hamare yaha pahuchne se pahle hi kisi aur ne aakar unn chaaro ki gaand maar li ho ? warna raha hame yaha nahi milti.
Sorbobhuk—yaar aisa lagta to nahi ki aisa kuch hua hoga kyonki hum teen ke alawa to chodu gang ka koi member uss hadse ke baad to jivit bacha hi nahi tha aur na hi raj jinda raha ab to phir koun ho sakta hai ? kisne kiya hoga ? kiske darr se vo bhaag gaye radha ko yahi chhod kar ?
Lekin iss baat ka jawab unme se kisi ke paas nahi tha. Aise hi baat karte huye vo sab saandpur pahuch gaye.
Back to present......
Malti (rote huye)—kya ho gaya meri bachchi ko ? lekin ye behosh kaise ho gayi ?
Prem—maa ji, baat aisi hai ki...
Phir teeno se poori baat bata di jise sun kar sabhi sakte me aa gaye. Unke chehro par ek darr aur tension ke lakire saaf ubhar aayi jise chodu team ne bakhubi padh liya.
Roopa (tension)—akhir vo kamina kyon hamare piche pada hua hai ? sab kuch to lut gaya hamara. Iss wasiyat ne hamara beta raj aur sheetal ko hamse chheen liya, Ab hame kuch nahi chahiye. Rakh le poori property, hame nahi chahiye.
Iron man—aap log chinta na kare kisi tarah ki..raj nahi hai to kya hua ? abhi aapke ye teen bete jinda hain, jab tak hum teeno hain, koi hamare dost ki family ka kuch nahi bigad sakta.
Teeno ne samjha bujha kar kisi tarah se sabko shant kiya aur phir doctor ko bulaya. Doctor ke treatment ke kuch der baad radha ko hosh aaya lekin vo abhi bhi buri tarah se dari huyi thi. Uske chehre par abhi bhi khauf chhaya hua tha shayad uss ajeeb si bala ki dahashat bhar gayi thi uske andar.
Sabne usse poonchha ki kya hua ? par usne koi jawab nahi diya, bas dari sahmi sabki taraf dekhti rahi. Chodu gang sabko himmat bandha kar vaha se chali gayi.
Idhar jab abhay ko apne admiyo ke baare me kuch pata nahi chala to vah baukhla utha, unka phone baj to raha tha lekin koi utha nahi raha tha, use samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki aisa achanak kya ho gaya ?
Abhay (mann me)—betichod, sale phone kyon nahi utha rahe koi bhi ? kal to bol rahe the ki hamne raj ki choti bahan ko kidnap kar liya hai aur aapke paas lekar aa rahe hain, phir ab tak yaha pahuche kyon nahi ? unn chaaro ko dharti nigal gayi ya phir aasmaan kha gaya ?
Kuch din aur intazar karne ke baad bhi jab unka koi surag nahi mila to usne nayi chaal chalni shuru kar di, usne naye admiyo ko iss kaam par laga diya lekin har baar chodu gang ke teeno member ke chalte uski ye hasrat adhuri hi rah jati.
Waqt apni raftar se badhta hi ja raha tha. Sabhi bachche ab bade hone lage the. Lekin sabse khas baat inn bachcho me ye thi ki sabhi ke sabhi judwa paida huye the, ye alag baat hai ki iss rahasya ko unn bachcho ki maa aur doctor mona ke siwa koi nahi janta tha. Sab yahi samajhte the ki ye sabhi bachche adopted hain.
Meenu ka bachcha ekdam raj ki carbon copy dikhta tha, raj aur usme koi fark nahi tha, vahi bolne ka andaz, vahi chehra, kul mila kar raj ke jaisa hi tha, isliye sabne uska naam bhi raj hi rakh diya tha kyonki unhe lagta tha jaise ki unka raj hi phir se unke paas vapis lout aaya ho. Pariwar ke sab logo ki jaan usme basti thi. Magar uski khud ki ankhe khoyi khoyi rahti thi, aisa lagta tha jaise ki use kisi ki talash ho ? akhir kiski talash thi use ?
Halanki meena ka ye bachcha vastav me malti ka tha. Meena ne jis bachche ko janam diya tha vah janam ke do mahine baad hi epire ho gaya tha jisse vah bahut dukhi rahne lagi thi. Meena ka ye dukh malti se dekha nahi gaya aur usne apna bachcha na chahte huye bhi use de diya.
Samay yoon hi gujarta gaya. Aise hi kayi saal beet gaye. Shilpa bhi ab doctor ban chuki thi aur usne gaon me hi madhuri ke hospital me kaam karne lagi thi. Chodu gang ne govt se baat kar ke gaon me hi police station khulwa diya tha aur apni duty bhi vahi karwa li thi. Sirf prem ko chhod kar, vah abhay ki agli chaal ko pata karne me laga rahta tha.
Ek ladka bistar me soya hua tha aur shayad vah sote huye apne khwabo ki tabeer bun raha tha ki achanak vo jor se chillate huye uth baitha.uski chillahat sun kar ghar ke kayi log bhaag kar uske paas aa gaye.
“nahiiiiii....didiiii”
“kya hua beta ?” uski chillane ki awaz sunkar meena ne aate huye kaha.
“kya phir se koi sapna dekha beta ?” roopa ne aate huye kaha.
Malti—lagta hai ki phir se vahi sapna aaya ?
“Hey bhagwan, phir se vahi sapna. “ seema ne apna sir pakad kar kaha.
“iyna bada ho gaya aur ab tak sapne se dar jata hai, chuha kahi ka “ malti ki beti ne munh banate huye kaha.
Malti (daant kar)—chupp kar ! jab dekho uska majaak udati rahti hai.
“main to chup hi rahti hu...vaise iss idiot se poonch to lo ki isne dekha kya sapne me jo itna chilla raha tha ?” malti ki beti ne phir se vyang kaste huye kaha.
Meena (ankh dikhate huye)—tu chup nahi rah sakti ? haan beta, bata kya hua ?
“Pata nahi, kuch saaf dikhta nahi, sab kuch dhundhla dhundhla nazar aata hai..Ek jungle.. jungle ke beecho beech bahti huyi ek nadi...nadi ke kinaare basa hua ek gaon...uss gaon me ek bada sa toota phoota ghar..aur phir aise lagta hai ki jaise koi mujhe bula raha ho aur phir na jane kya hota hai..mujhe kuch yaad nahi aa raha hai, maa” uss ladke ne dono hatho se apna sir pakadte huye kaha.
Sandhya—lekin maa, mujhe ye baat samajh me nahi aa rahi ki ki isko aisa sapna sirf aaj ke hi din kyon aata hai ?
Malti (nam ankhe)—aaj ka din meri zindagi ka sabse manhoos din hai..aaj ke hi din to vo ghatna huyi thi jab mera beta raj hum sabko chhod kar na jaane kaha chala gaya ?
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UPDATE-7
Usha ne uski taraf gusse se dekha to vah chup ho gaya lekin jyada der tak shant nahi rah saka aur baithe baithe hi uski skirt ko hath se pakad kar upar khiskane laga.
Usha (gusse me)—kya harkat hai ye ? madam ko bata du ?
Raj—sorry yaar, tum to gussa ho gayi..main to bas ye dekhna chahta tha ki tum kaha tak gori aur chikni ho..mera matlab ki sirf bahar hi ya andar se bhi..
Agle hi pal raj ne jo kiya use dekh kar usha buri tarah se chounk gayi...
Ab aage.........
Raj jaise hi usha ki skirt ko dhire se upar khiskane lagta, vaise hi vah raj ka hath jhatak deti aur apni skirt ko niche kar leti, gusse se uska dimag jhanjhana raha tha.
Usha (gusse me dhire se)—kya badatmizi hai ye ? ek baar me tumhare samajh me nahi aata ? madam se teri shikayat karni hi padegi ab..
Raj—gussa kyon hoti hai yaar,..tu jo samajh rahi hai, vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...achcha sun, chal ek baar apni chaddi hi dikha de...
Usha (ghoorte huye)—kya kaha ?
Raj—kewal chaddi hi to dikhane ko kah raha hu..itni si choti baat ke liye itna gussa hone ki kya jarurat hai.....vaise tum chaddi to pahanti ho na ya phir ?
Usha (gusse se)—tum chup baithoge ya nahi ? mere sath badatmizi karne ka anzam shayad tum jante nahi ki kya hoga ?
Raj—ok..ok..ok..main samajh gaya..ki tum chaddi nahi pahanti...chaddi pahanna bhi nahi chahiye, khas kar ke ladkiyo ko to bilkul bhi nahi...main bhi nahi pahanta..hihihihi
Uski baat sun kar usha ne jaise hi gusse se dekha to vah kitab khol kar padhne laga..jab kuch der raj ki taraf se koi harkat nahi huyi to vah bhi teacher ki baato par dhyan dene lagi. Magar kutte ki poonch bhi kabhi seedhi huyi hai jo aaj hoti. Thodi der me raj ki vahi harkate dubara chalu ho gayi..iss baar usha bina uski taraf dekhe hi uska hath jhatak deti thi aur phir apni skirt ko theek karne me lag jati.
Raj (mann me)—ye to dekhne hi nahi de rahi..kuch aur paintra try karna padega.
Ab ki baar raj ne chupke se apne pant ki chain khol kar apne mooslakaar lund ko dhire se bahar nikaal liya aur lund ke sahare uski skirt ko upar chadhaane laga. Usha to uski taraf dekh hi nahi rahi thi, iss baar gusse me usne jaise hi usne raj ke hath ke dhokhe me use jhatakne ke liye apna hath badhaya to uske hath me raj ka lund aa gaya.
Jaise hi usha ne hath ke dhokhe me lund ko pakda, vaise hi raj ne iss drishya ko apne mobile me catch kar liya, jo ki usne pahle se hi apne mobile ki video recording chalu kar rakhi thi, shayad vo janta tha ki usha ka agla kadam yahi hoga.
Usha ko iss dafa apne hath me kuch alag sa anubhav mahsoos hua to usne palat kar jaise hi dekha to vah buri tarah chounk gayi...uski andar ki saans andar aur bahar ki bahar rah gayi. Ashcharya se uski ankhe gadi ke headlight ki tarah badi ho gayi. Sirf thoonk gutak kar rah gayi.
Vo kuch kahti ya karti ki uske pahle hi school ka chaprasi aa gaya aur usne kaha ki raj ko principal ne bulaya hai.
Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod, principal ne mujhe apne cabin me kyon bulaya hai ? kahi usha ke sath abhi jo main kar raha tha, uss madarchod ko malum to nahi pad gayi ? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, jab poori class ko nahi pata chala to uss madarchod principal ko kaise pata chal sakta hai ? kahi madarchod jhank kar kahi se dekh to nahi raha tha ? agar aisa hua to principal mujhe school se nikaal hi na de kahi ? aur ye baat kahi uss chudail vaishali ko pata chali to vah chudail ghar me mirch masala laga kar na jane kya kya batayegi mere baare me..raj beta, tere to lawde lag gaye..
Raj apne mann me yahi sab sochte huye tension me dhire kadmo se principal ke cabin ki taraf chala ja raha tha ki tabhi uski nazar principal ke cabin ke bahar khade uss ladke se ho gayi jiska sir usne phoda tha...aur jiska naam deepu tha,vo raj ka hi classmate bhi tha.
Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod ne to complain nahi ki meri ? jarur yahi baat hogi tabhi to main sochu ki usha ke sath main jo abhi kar raha tha, vo saale principal ko kaise pata chal sakti hai ? abhi iss madarchod ki maa chodta hu..
Raj (uske paas pahuch kar)—kyon be bhosdike....kya ulta sidha bola tune principal se mere baare me ? udhar teri maa meri maa se shikayat karne gayi thi ki maine tujhe mara hai ?
Deepu—dekh raj, gaali mat dena..warna theek nahi hoga..aur maine vahi bataya jo mujhe batana chahiye.. samjha..
Raj—tadaaakkkk...dhamki deta hai madarchod....saale teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike, teri maa ko ek baar pel dunga na to uske bhosde se saat mahine me hi dusra bhosdika deepu nikal ayega.
Deepu (dard se)—aaaaaahhhhhh......
Raj ne use itni jor se thappad lagaya ki vah jor se dard me chillate huye niche gir gaya..niche girte hi uske munh aur naak ke sath sath patti lagi jagah se bhi khoon bahne laga...shor sun kar principal aur baki teacher bhaag kar aa gaye aur unhone deepu ko kisi tarah raj se bachaya. Uss samay deepu ki mummy sulekha bhi thi principal room me jo ki shikayat karne aayi thi deepu ko lekar principal ke paas.
Principal (jor se)—kya ho raha hai ye ? stoppp...kyon maar rahe ho use ?
Sulekha (jor se)—chhod mere bete ko...kamine..ek to kal uska sir phod diya aur aaj phir saand ki tarah uske piche pad gaya..
Beech bachaav karne ke baad Kuch hi der me raj ke gharwalo ko bhi bula liya gaya. Malti ke sath meena bhi school pahuch gayi.
Principal—dekhiye, hum iss ladke ko iss school me nahi rakh sakte..roj ye kisi na kisi ko maarta peetta hai..kisi din kisi ki jaan le lega..behtar hoga ki aap iska naam kahi aur likhaaiye..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—akhir kya bigada hai mere sidhe sade bete ne jo ye saand hath dhokar uske piche pad gaya hai ? kal sir phod diya aur aaj phir se........
Malti (beech me)—dekhiye, main manti hu ki raj ne aapke bete par hath utha ke galat kiya lekin aapke bete ne bhi to kuch kiya hoga ? uski bhi kuch galti rahi hogi..ye kaha ka nyay hai ki sara dosh mere bete par thop diya jaye..
Sulekha—mere bete ne kuch nahi kiya..vo to bechara bahut sidha sada hai..
Meenu (chillate huye)—bada sidha hai tera beta..itna sidha ki bina kuch kiye hi raah chalte koi use peet dega..tere bete ne apni kartoot to nahi batayi hogi ? badi aayi mere bete ko galat batane wali..
Sulekha (jor se)—tujhe bada pata hai mere bete ke baare me ? dekhiye principal sahab, agar aapne iss saand ko nahi nikaala school se to main police complain karungi..
Meenu (jor se)—ja kar de, jaha complain karna hai..mera beta yahi padhega....main bhi dekhti hu ki koun nikaalta hai use ...
Kisi tarah sabne raj aur deepu ko alag kiya to dono ki maa ladne lagi apne apne bete ka paksh lekar..ye dekh kar principal ne apna sir pakad liya.
Principal—pls aap log chup ho jaaiye..maine yaha aapko baatcheet karne ke liye bulaya hai, ladne ke liye nahi...ladna hi hai to school ke bahar ja kar ladna, yaha nahi..
Sulekha (sisakte huye)—jo kuch hua, aapke samne hi hua principal sahab...phir bhi ye apne iss saand bete ko samjhaane ki jagah hame hi galat bata rahi hai...jiski maa aisi ladankin hai to uska beta to aisa hoga hi..jaisi maa..vaisa beta..
Raj (ungli dikhate huye)—dekho, mujhe jo bolna hai bolo lekin meri maa ya meri family ke baare me kuch mat bolna...samjhi aap..
Sulekha—dekh liya sahab ...aapne iss ladke ki akad...
Principal—aap shant rahiye...main baat kar raha hu.. haan, raj, tum batao pahle ki tumne deepu ko kyon maara ?
Raj—sir, aap isi se kyon nahi pooch lete ? ye madarchod khud hi batayega...(deepu ki taraf dekh kar)..chal bata be madarchod, ki maine tujhe kyon maara ?
Principal—ye kya tarika hai kisi se baat karne ka raj ? gaali kyon de rahe ho use ?
Raj—sir, aap nahi jante, ye madarchod gaali ke hi layak hai.
Principal—don’t use abusive words, understand....
Meenu—raj, ye galat tarika hai baat karne ka..gaali mat do..
Principal—haan, to deepu..tum batao ki asal baat kya hai ? tum dono ke beech jhagda kis baat par hua jabki tum dono to kal tak bahut achche dost the phir kal kya ho gaya ?
Deepu—(no response)
Sulekha—batao deepu..sir ko batao..
Deepu—sir, meri koi galti nahi hai..sab iski hi galti hai..
Principal—lekin jhagde ki kuch to vajah rahi hogi ?
Deepu—nahi sir, ye mujhe gaali de raha tha jab maine mana kiya to isne jhagda shuru kar diya..
Sulekha—sun liya sir aapne..
Meenu—gaali raj de raha tha ki tune isko gaali di thi pahle..ye nahi bataya tune..?
Sulekha—mera deepu kabhi kisi ko gaali nahi deta..aise sanskar to tumhare bete me hain..jo yaha principal sir ke samne gaali de sakta hai, vo akele me kyon nahi de sakta ? maar maar ke kya haal kar diya hai mere bete ka..
Principal (raj ki taraf dekhte huye)—ab bhi tumhe apne baare me koi safaayi deni hai ? deepu ne jo kaha, kya vo sach hai ?
Raj (jor se)—haan, ye sach hai ki maara maine ise, ye bhi sach hai ki maine gaali bhi di thi... lekin, ye sirf aadha sach hai...poora sach isne nahi bataya...meri galti bata di lekin apni galti nahi batayi.. aur shayad ye batayega bhi nahi..
Sulekha (gusse me)—achcha, mera beta jhooth bol raha hai ? to tum hi bata do ki sach kya hai aur kyon maara tumne ise ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na, to aaiye do minute ke liye mere sath bahar..main aapko sach batata hi nahi balki dikhata bhi hu..
Sulekha—bahar kyon, yahi batao sabke samne..
Raj—mujhe koi dikkat nahi..main to yahi bata dunga lekin main nahi chahta ki phir aapko sabke samne sharminda hona pade..
Sulekha (kuch soch kar)—aisi kya baat ho sakti hai..? phir bhi chalo..
Sulekha iske baad uth kar raj ke sath principal cabin se bahar aa gayi...raj usko apne sath ek khali pade class room me le gaya.
Sulekha—ab batao, kya kahna hai tumhe aur kya dikhana hai ?
Raj—aapko sach janna hai na ki maine deepu ko kyon mara tha jabki vo mera achcha dost hai phir bhi ? to ye dekhiye....
Raj ne apna mobile nikal kar ek video play kiya aur sulekha ko dikhane laga..jise dekhte hi sulekha ke chehre par hawaiyan udne lagi. Uske chehre ki rangat hi badal gayi.
Sulekha (haklate huye)—ye..ye..ye sab kya hai ?
Raj—isiliye maine mara aapke bete ko...
Sulekha (tension)—tumhara matlab kya hai ?
Raj (jhooth)—kal main apna mobile ghar par bhool gaya tha to pata karne ke liye mujhe ghar me phone karna tha ki mera mobile ghar par hi hai ya phir kahi school aate samay kahi raste me to nahi gir gaya, jiski vajah se main bahut tension me tha...isliye main deepu ko dhoondne laga taaki uske mobile se call kar ke pata kar saku...vo mujhe yahi khali room me baitha mila, maine usse mobile maanga to usne mana kar diya kyonki uss samay vo mobile me kuch dekhne me vyast tha, ye dekh kar main chupke se uske paas gaya aur mobile uske hath se chheen liya.. jab maine dekha to hairan rah gaya...usme video chal raha tha jisme ek aurat nangi ho kar naha rahi thi, aur vo video aap ki thi...bas isi baat par maine usko gaali di aur kaha ki main ye sab aapko bata dunga..to pata hai usne kya kaha ?
Sulekha (shocked)—kkkkk...kyaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—usne kaha ki agar main chahu to mujhe bhi aapko nahate huye nangi dikha sakta hai..
Sulekha (hairan)—kyaaaaa ?
Raj (jhooth)—haan, bas uski isi baat par mujhe gussa aa gaya aur paas me pada hua patthar maine uske sir me maar diya...
Sulekha (tension)—kya tum sach kah rahe ho ? ye sab deepu ne kiya ?
Raj—saboot aapke samne hai..warna aap hi sochiye ki aapki nahate samay ki nangi video mere paas kaise aati..
Sulekha—lekin tum to abhi bol rahe the ki ye sab deepu ne kiya hai phir ye video tumhare mobile me kaise ?
Raj—kyonki maine uska memory card nikaal liya tha jisse ki vo dubara aisi ghatiya harkat na kare..ye vahi memory card hai...deepu hamesha mujhse kaha karta tha ki vo ek aunty ko roj nangi dekhta hai nahate huye...uski bur me badi badi jhaante hain, badi aur khoobsurat gori gaand hai...ab main samjha ki vo ye sab aapke baare me tha...ab aap hi bataiye ki agar maine uski aisi harkat par use gaali di aur maara to kya galat kiya ? akhir dost hu uska..
Sulekha (gusse me)—agar ye sach hai to tumne jo kiya, bilkul theek kiya..aur tumne achcha kiya beta jo vaha sabke samne ye nahi dikhaya warna main kisi ko munh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahti.
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?
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UPDATE-8
Raj—akhir dost hu uska..main itna gira hua nahi hu..ek aurat ki izzat ko samajhta hu aunty.. lekin aunty ek baat bataiye..deepu to kahta tha ki aapki bur me khoob badi badi jhaante hain, kya vo sahi tha ? kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? vo kya hai na ki iss video me sirf aapka chehra, aapke doodh aur aapki khoobsurat gaand hi dikh rahi hai, lekin aapki bur to dikh hi nahi rahi hai...bataiye na aunty ki kya sach me aapki bur me badi badi jhaante hain ? kya sach me aapki bur aisi hai ?
Ab aage.......
Raj ki baat sun kar sulekha sann rah gayi, use raj se aise sawal ki katayi ummid nahi thi. Uska dimag gusse se aag ugalne laga raj ka sawal sunte hi.
Sulekha (gusse me)—ye tum mujhse kaisi ghatiya baate kar rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati aisi baate karte huye ?
Raj (mushkurate huye)—wah ! nangi ho kar nahao aap, apni nangi jawani dikhao apne bete ko aur sharam aaye mujhe ? ab, main samjha ki aap jaan boojhkar deepu ko nangi jawani apni dikhati hogi, warna aapko mere upar nahi balki apne bete par gussa aata.
Sulekha (gusse me)—ye kya utpataang bol rahe ho ?
Sulekha ne gusse me raj ko thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya, vaise hi raj ne uska hath beech me hi pakad liya.
Raj—iska matlab ki maine abhi jo kuch kaha, vo sab sach hai...ab ye video main sabko dikha kar tum dono ki asliyat bataunga aur sath me tumhare pati ko bhi...ab iss college se main nahi balki tumhara beta bahar hoga.
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi, raj beta, aisa mat karna..pls beta..ye sab jhooth hai...mujhe to ye bhi nahi malum ki uss kamine ne meri video kab bana li nahate samay ki ?..pls raj, ye video delete kar do.. warna main badnam ho jaungi..pls raj, ye video delete kar do..main tumhare hath jodti hu.
Raj—to phir meri baat ka jawab do..
Sulekha (tension)—bata to chuki hu ki mujhe iss video ke baare me kuch pata nahi tha.
Raj—isko chhodo, maine jo pahle poocha tha, uska jawab do..
Sulekha—kkk...kis baat ka?
Raj—yahi ki aapki bur kaisi hai ? kya aapki bur me sachmuch badi badi jhaante hain, jaisa ki deepu na bataya tha ?
Sulekha (pareshan)—beta, aisi baate na karo, main tumhari maa ki umar ki hu..tumhari maa jaisi hu..
Raj—theek hai mat batao, main ja kar sab ko dikha deta hu ye video..
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi raj, aisa mat karo..plss...
Raj—to phir jawab do meri baat ka...boliye aunty..
Sulekha—(no response)
Raj—theek hai...ab ye video dikhana hi padega sabko...
Sulekha (tension)—pls raj...aisa mat karo..pls..vo video delete kar do..plss..
Raj—delete kar dunga..pahle meri baat ka sahi sahi jawab do...
Sulekha (niche dekhte huye)—(dhire se)...hmmmmm
Raj—kya hmmmm? Jo bolna hai saaf saaf boliye ? warna...
Sulekha (tension)—haan, ...dekho jo tumne poocha, vo maine bata diya..ab to delete kar do..
Raj—main aapki baat samjha nahi...poori baat saaf saaf boliye...sirf haan bhar bolne se kya hoga, samajh me nahi aaya mere isliye poora boliye...nahi to main chala...
Sulekha (pareshan)—theek hai....(dhire se)...meri bbbbbb...burrrr...me....khoobbbb..badii badiii jh..jh...jhaante hain...ab khush...dekho ab kuch bolne ko mat kahna pls..aur vo video delete kar do ab...
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki aap sach bol rahi ho..ho sakta hai ki aapke paas bur hi na ho...aur agar ho to usme jhaante ho hi na..bina jhaant ki bur ho aapki ?
Sulekha (jhallahat me bina soche)—ye kaisi bewqoofo jaisi baate karte ho ? har aurat ke paas bur hoti hai..main bhi ek aurat hu, phir mere paas bur kaise nahi hogi ? aur jab bur hogi to bur me jhaante bhi hongi hi..
Sulekha ne bina soche vichaare bol to diya lekin jab use apni galti ka ehsaas hua ki vo kya bol gayi hai to andar hi andar behad sharminda ho gayi..vo abhi raj ki asliyat aur uske kaminepan se waqif nahi thi.
Raj (mushkurate huye)—lekin main kaise maan lu ki aapke paas bur hai aur vo bhi jhaanto wali ? aur agar aapke paas bur hai to phir vo iss video me kyon nahi dikh rahi ? bataiye, kaha gayi aapki bur ?
Sulekha—(mann me)..lagta hai ki raj jaan boojh kar mujhse aisi gandi baate kar raha hai..? ab kya jawab du ? iss kamine deepu ki vajah se hi ye sab ho raha hai..
Raj—aunty jawab do..ya phir main.....
Sulekha (dhire se)—kyonki video ki taraf meri peeth hai jabki bur aage hoti hai, isliye nahi dikh rahi..
Raj (mann me khush)—aage hoti hai matlab ?
Sulekha (dhire se)—aage matlab ki..kamar ke niche aur dono jaangho ke beech me hoti hai..
Raj—kya hoti hai dono jaangho ke beech me ?
Sulekha—bbb...burrr....dekho ab main kuch nahi bolungi..jo tumne kaha, maine kar diya..lekin ab nahi..aur pls ab to delete kar do..
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki sach me aapki dono jaangho ke beech me hi aapki jhaanto wali bur hai ?
Sulekha—jo sach hai, maine bata diya..bas ab aur nahi...aur vo video delete karo ab..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—aise kaise delete kar du...vo main check karne ke baad hi delete karunga..
Sulekha (hairan)—matlab ?
Raj—matlab ye ki aap sach bol rahi ho ya nahi, ye pata karne ke liye mujhe aapki doni jaangho ke beech check karke achche se dekhna padega..
Sulekha (gusse me)—tum bahut hi ghatiya admi ho..
Raj—ab to ye video sab ko dikhana padega..
Sulekha (ghabra kar)—nahii..nahiii..tum aisa hargij nahi karoge..
Raj—kyon nahi karunga..? main ghatiya admi hu na ? yahi kaha na aapne ?
Sulekha (tension)—nahi raj, vo to maine majak me kaha tha..tum to bahut achche ladke ho.. dekho, delete kar do na..plss..
Raj abhi kuch kahne hi wala tha ki tabhi use meenu idhar hi aati huyi nazar aayi to usne apne andar ke vichar ko andar hi rok diya.
Raj (dhire se)—theek hai...kal main aapke ghar aaunga aur aapki bur ko dekhne ke baad delete kar dunga. Lekin bina aapki bur ko dekhe bilkul nahi...ab chaliye vaha sab hamara intazar kar rahe hain....aur tension mat lo, main ye video abhi kisi ko nahi dikhaunga..agar aapne kal apni bur nahi dikhayi mujhe to phir uske baad main nahi janta...
Iske baad raj vaha se nikal kar principal cabin me aa gaya. Uske piche piche sulekha bhi tension me doobi huyi vahi aa gayi.
Deepu—principal sir kab se aapka intazar kar rahe hain mummy..itni der kaha laga di..
Itna sunte hi...
“chataaaakkkkk....chatttaaaakkkk”
Sulekha ka gussa umad pada aur usne tadatad do thappad deepu ko jad diye..sabhi uske aisa karne se shocked ho kar rah gaye jabki deepu ko to kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye achanak kya ho gaya ? ulti ganga kaise bah chali ?
Principal (hairan)—ye sab kya hai ?
Sulekha (gusse me)—sab iski hi galti hai sir...raj ki koi galti nahi hai..raj ne theek kiya isko peet kar..(meenu se)..bahan, main aapse bhi mafi chahti hu..sara kasoor deepu ka hi hai, raj ne mujhe sab bata diya hai iski kartoot...ye iske hi layak tha.
Iske baad sulekha bina kuch sune hi vaha se chali gayi. Deepu ko to kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha..principal ne meenu aur malti se mafi maangi, vo dono bhi kuch der raj se baate karne ke baad ghar chali gayi.
Ab aaiye dekhte hain ki asal me kal hua kya tha jiski vajah se deepu ki pitayi kar di thi raj ne..
Chodu gang ne raj ki family ko jaha shift kiya tha, asal me vo ek chota sa gaon tha, city se kafi door, kyonki vo raj ki family ko abhay ki pahuch se door aur safe rakhna chahte the jo ki city me sambhav nahi tha. Kyonki city me abhay jaise admi ke liye kisi ko dhoondna koi bahut mushkil baat nahi hoti.
Deepu bhi raj ka bahut achcha dost tha, jo paas ke dusre gaon me rahta tha. Lekin raj ki tarah uska ghar pakka nahi tha. Raj, aksar deepu se milne jaya karta tha. Jaha sath me baith kar dono gaanja piya karte the...asal me raj ..deepu ki badi bahan neelima ke chakkar me jata tha ki kabhi vo ghar me akeli mil jaye to use patak kar chod du...jabki deepu ko iss baare me kuch pata hi nahi tha.
Kal bhi school se aate samay dono gaanja peene ke liye ek adhure bane makaan ki chhat par sidhi laga kar chadh gaye kyonki abhi sidhiya nahi bani thi aur dono vahi gaanja peene baith gaye. Ye adhura makaan deepu ke chacha ka tha jo ki city me rahte the aur sabse khas baat ki deepu ke ghar ke bagal me hi tha.
Gaanja peene ke baad raj chhat me tahalne laga ki tabhi uski nazar deepu ke ghar ke aangan me nahati huyi sulekha par padi to vah khada ho kar dekhne laga. Ghar me uss samay koi tha nahi to sulekha aangan me (jo ki ghar ke andar tha) nishchint ho kar nangi naha rahi thi. Bahar ka darwaja usne andar se band kar rakha tha. Jabki iss adhure makan me abhi sidhiya hi nahi bani thi to kisi ke chhat se dekhne ka sawal hi nahi paida hota..isiliye vah nishchint hokar nangi naha rahi thi. Uski peeth raj ki taraf thi isliye chehra nahi dikh raha tha, Uski jankari me deepu school gaya hua tha, ab use kya pata ki vo aa chuka hai.
Deepu ne jab raj ko apne ghar ki taraf dekhte aur lund me hath pherte dekha to vah bhi uske paas aa gaya aur jab uski nazro ka picha kiya to dekh kar uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur raj ke upar use gussa aa gaya. Jabki Ek hath se apna lund sahlate huye raj ne dusre hath se sulekha ki video banane laga.
Deepu (mood kharab)—abe, bhosdike..kya dekh raha hai..chal yaha se..
Raj (lund me hath pherte huye dhire se)—kya mast gaand hai be..kasam se ek baar iski ye gaand maarne ko mil jaye to saali ki gaand ko phad ke hawa mahal bana du..kaash ek baar palat jaye to bhosdi ki bur bhi dikh jaye..
Deepu (gusse me)—rajj, tamiz se baat kar...madarchodd..vo meri mummy hain..(hath pakad kar)..chal niche yaha se..
Raj—ruk na..aur madarchod, ye teri mummy hai to kya ho gaya ? teri mummy ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? pahle teri mummy ki bur to dikh jane se..haaye, jab gaand itni mast hai to bur kitni phooli huyi aur mast nahi hogi teri mummy ki..ek baar teri mummy ki bur to dekh lu, phir chalta hu..
Deepu (gusse me)—madarchodd..chal yaha se jaldi..nahi to theek nahi hoga..samjha..main tujhe apna dost samajhta tha lekin tu meri hi mummy ke baare me aisa sochta hai..thoo hai tere jaise dost par...chal ja yaha se aur agar aaj ke baad yaha aaya to teri gaand tod dunga... chal nikal bhosdike yaha se..
Raj—teri maa ko chodu, ek baar teri mummy ki bur to dekh lene de...
Deepu ko raj ki baat sun kar bahut gussa aa raha tha lekin vo jyada jor se bol nahi raha tha kyonki sulekha ko unki awaz sunayi pad jati..vo gusse me raj ko ghasitne laga jisse raj ka bhi mood kharab ho gaya...ek to nangi aurat ke jism ko dekhne ka nasha, dusra uss par bhi gaanje ka nasha..dono cocktail ho gaye,,,
Raj—tu aise nahi manega madarchod...ruk teri maa ko chodu..phataaakkkkkk
Raj ne vahi chhat me rakha hua ek patthar uthaya aur deepu ke sir me usko jor se maar diya, bechara apna sir pakad ke vahi let gaya aur dard se tadapne laga.
Raj—itni der se bol raha hu ki ek baar teri mummy ki bur dekh lene de..lekin madarvhod sunta hi nahi..vaise bhi mera ek usool hai ki..”Jisse Bhi Dosti Karo, Sabse Pahle Uski Hi Maiya Chod Do, Kyonki Kya Pata Vo Aasteen Ka Saanp Bankar Das Le, Uska Tod To Apne Paas Rahega.”
Deepu ke sir se lhoon joro se bahne laga, ye dekh kar raj ki bhi gaand phatne lafi to usne jaldi yaha se nikalna hi theek samjha, ..aur deepu ko vahi ussi halat me chhod kar vaha se khisak gaya.
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Raj jab principal office se nikla to lunch time ho chuka tha, vo sidha canteen me chala gaya .. jaha usha baithi mithayi kha rahi thi. Raj bhi uske samne wali chair par ja kar baith gaya. Raj ko dekhte hi vo use gusse se ghoorne lagi.
Raj—Ek Din Bhool Jaogi Khana Ye Bazar Ki Mithayi...Jis Din Kha Logi Iss Saand Ki Lawda Malaayi.
Usha (gusse me)—dekh loongi tumhe main..
Usha gusse me bhanbhanate huye vaha se uth kar chali gayi..tabhi vaha vaishali ko aate dekh kar raj bhi vaha se khisak liya..
Raj (mann me)—ye chudail yaha kaha se aa gayi...chal beta yaha se khisak le jaldi se...
Raat me raj soya hua tha ki tabhi ek baar phir se vahi sapna use aane laga..lekin aaj ka sapna kuch khaas tha..ya phir shayad ...?