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UPDATE-18
“chataaakkkk...”
Raj ne gusse me palat kar jaise hi dekha, dekhte hi buri tarah chounk gaya....
Ab Aage.............
Raj ne jaise hi thappad padne par gusse me maarne wale ki taraf palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski sitti pitti gul ho gayi kyonki samne vaishali gusse me lal aankhen kiye, khadi use hi dekh rahi thi.
Raj (shocked)—ttt...tumm ?
Vaishali (gusse se)—kya kar raha tha ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—kkk..kuch nahi..kuch bhi to nahi..
Vaishali—abhi chappal utaar kar maarungi to tera dimag sahi ho jayega..yahi sanskar diye hain tujhe hum sabne ki raat me kisi ke kamre me taak jhaank kare ? bata sidhi tarah se ki kya dekh raha tha ?
Raj (tension)—kuch nahi..main to dadi maa ke paas ja raha tha..vo kya hai na ki mujhe akele sone me darr lag raha tha...iss kamre ki light jal rahi thi to mujhe laga ki dadi maa shayad yaha baithi hongi, bas yahi confirm karne ke liye dekh raha tha. Sachchi, aur koi baat nahi hai, kasam se..
Vaishali—jhooth bolta hai, itne chappal maarungi ki ginti bhool jayega..sharam nahi aati kisi ke room me jhaankte huye..?
Raj (sir jhukaye)—main sach bol raha hu..
Vaishali (gusse se)—chupchap jata hai apne room me ya main utaaru apni chappal ?
Iske baad bina kuch bole hi raj apne gaal sahlata hua jaldi se apne room me ghus kar andar se fauran darwaja band kar liya.
Raj (badbadate huye)—madarchod kya kya soch ke gaya tha ki dadi maa ki bur dekhunga, dadi maa ki bur to nahi dikhi ulta maar kha kar aa gaya...pata nahi iss chudail (vaishali) ko mujhse kya dushmani hai, jab dekho meri jasoosi karti rahti hai..jaane kab isse picha chhutega ? agar meri bahan nahi hoti to apne upar hath uthane wale ka hath tod ke rakh deta. Agar kahi usne subah sabko bata diya ki main raat me chinky ke room me jhaank raha tha to ? agar usne bata diya to meri to aisi taisi ho jayegi....khair, jo hoga dekha jayega, abhi lund pakad ke so jata hu, subah sabke uthne se pagle hi ghar se khisak lunga.
Yaha raj vaishali ko koste huye sone ki koshish karne laga, vahi uske room me jane ke baad vaishali kuch khadi uski iss harkat ke baare me sochti rahi.
Vaishali (mann me)—ye raj yaha kar kya raha tha ? vo room me kyon jhaank raha tha ? main jhaank kar dekhti hu, abhi pata chal jayega..
Phir vaishali ne jise hi keyhole se room ke andar jhaank kar dekha to chounk gayi, aur gusse se kabhi chinky ke room ko to kabhi raj ke room ko dekhne lagi.
Vaishali—ab samjhi ki ye kamina yaha kya kar raha tha..raj itna niche gir sakta hai, ye maine socha tak nahi tha, apni maa bahno ko aisi nazar se dekhta hai..chhee, kamine ko apna bhai kahte huye bhi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Aur ye chinky, iski to main subah khabar leti hu.
Kuch der aise hi gusse me badbadane ke baad vaishali apne room me chali gayi. Asal me jab raj apne room se bahar nikla tha malti ke room me jane ke liye, uss samay vaishali study karne ke baad light band kar ke just leti hi thi ki tabhi use bahar darwaje ke paas kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi to vah utsuktavash bahar aa gayi dekhne ke liye.
Uss samay raj, chinky ke room me jhaankte huye ek hath se apna lund muthiyane me laga hua tha, jab vaishali ne ye dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur usne turant uski kanpati me apne hatho ki mohar laga di.
Agle din subah sabke uthne se pahle hi raj ghar se chala gaya, jab kafi der tak ghar vapis nahi aaya to sabke phone aane lage, phone me jab kisi ne bhi raay wali ghatna ka jikra nahi kiya to usne rahat ki saans li.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki uss chudail ne kisi ko kuch bataya nahi hai...ab ghar jana chahiye vaise bhi bhookh badi joro ki lag rahi hai..
Iske baad raj ghar aa gaya, sabne normally baat ki bas chinky ka chehra jarur kuch utra hua lag raha tha...jabki vaishali abhi bhi uski taraf gusse se ghoor ghoor kar dekh rahi thi. uss din se raj, vaishali ke samne kam hi aata tha.
Agar kabhi aamna samna ho bhi gaya to vaishali use khari khoti sunane me koi kasar nahi chhodti thi. jiske kaaran raj, sabke sath khana chhod kar ab apne room me hi khane laga tha.
Samay yoon hi gujarta raha, raj ke exams bhi karib aa gaye the to majbooran raj ko class attend karni pad rahi thi. magar class me bhi uska dhyan bas vaha baithi huyi ladkiyo par hi rahta tha, baithe baithe vo unki bur chodne ke baare me hi sochta rahta tha. Yaha tak ki kabhi kabhi to alka madam ki bur ke baare me bhi kalpana karne lagta tha. Baki samay jo bachta th, vo usha ko pareshan karne me nikal jata tha.
Aise hi ek din jab alka madam class le rahi thi tab sabhi students apni apni copy me likhte ja rahe the, vah jo bhi padha rahi thi, raj bhi apni copy me kuch na kuch karne me hi vyst tha. Tabhi usne dusre class ki kisi ladki ko bathroom ki taraf jate dekha to uski ankhon me chamak aa gayi.
Raj (mann me)—ye madam pata nahi kya padha rahi hain, kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai. (bathroom ki taraf jati huyi ladki ko dekh kar)..pakka ye mootne ja rahi hogi, kyon na main bhi iske piche piche jaaun, ho sakta hai ki yaha vaha se jhaankne par iski bur ke darshan ho jaye ?
Ye soch kar vo bathroom jane ka bol kar vaha se khisak gaya aur ladies toilet ke paas ja kar darwaje se taank jhaank karne laga kintu use andar jhaankne ke liye koi chhed hi nahi mil raha tha.
Raj (mann me)—areey yaar, yaha to koi hole hi nahi hai darwaje me...unn madarchodo ko bathroom ke darwajo par kam se kam ek hole to banana chahiye tha..iski maa ko chodu, ab kaha se dekhu iski bur ? haan, ek kaam karta hu, darwaje ke niche se try karta hu dekhne ki.
Phir vo jaldi se niche jhuk kar darwaje ka nichla hissa, jo ki jamin se thoda upar utha hua tha, jisse ki darwaja asani se khola ya band kiya ja sake, vaha se andar jhaankne ki koshish karne laga.
Andar jo bhi ladki thi, vo darwaje ki taraf hi munh kar ke moot rahi thi, halanki raj ko uski bur to nazar nahi aa rahi thi lekin uski bur se nikalti huyi dhaar jarur dikh rahi thi. jo ki ruk ruk kar chhull chhull kar ke nikal rahi thi.
Raj (mann me)—bhosdi ka chhull chhull karke moot nikalta bhar dikh raha hai, lekin bur ke jis chhed se ye moot nikal raha hai, vo chhed to dikh hi nahi raha hai. Iss drwaja lagaane wale ki maa ko chodu, madarchod..darwaje ko jamin se thoda aur upar karke nahi laga sakta tha ?
Abhi raj ye dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi achanak uske pichwade me kas ke ek laat padi aur vo vahi jamin par munh ke bal pasar gaya. Usne hadbada kar palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski bolti band ho gayi.Samne gusse me laal aankhen kiye vaishali khadi thi.
Vaishali (chutki baja kar)— kya kar raha hai yaha par ?
Raj ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya jawab de, tabhi bathroom ka darwaja khulne ki awaz aayi to vah uth kar turant vaha se bhaag khada hua.
“kya hua, vaishali ? kis par chilla rahi thi ?” bathroom se bahar nikalte huye uss ladki ne kaha.
Vaishali (munh bana kar)—vo..kuch nahi. Smriti, .bas ek kutta tha yaha, use hi bhaga rahi thi.
Jee haan, iss ladki ka naam smriti hai, jo school ke principal ki ladki hai aur vaishali ki hi class me hai, jisko ki raj mootte huye dekh raha tha.
Smriti—ok, tu bhi jaldi se free ho ja, phir sath me chalte hain..
Smriti ko vahi rok kar vaishali bathroom me ghus gayi. Thodi ser baad dono sath me class me chali gayi, jabki raj vaha se bhaag kar canteen me ghus gaya aur cigrette phoonkne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye chudail (vaishali) yaha bhi mujhe chain se nahi rahne degi, har jagah mere piche piche pahuch jati, meri jasoosi karte. Agar aisa hi chalta raha to apni suhagrat me main apni biwi ki bur bhi nahi chod paaunga, ye vaha bhi mere piche piche aa jayegi.
Aise hi kafi der tak vaishali ko mann hi mann kosne ke baad vah apni class me chala gaya aur usha ke bagal me baith gaya lekin jab use vaha apni copy nazar nahi aayi to chounk gaya.
Raj (dhire se)—yaha meri copy rakhi thi, kaha gayi ?
Usha—vo madam ke paas table me rakhi hai..
Raj (chounk kar)—madam ke paas ? lekin kyon aur kisne rakhi vaha ?
Usha—vo madam aaj sabki copy check kar rahi hain, tum to yaha the nahi to vikram ne tumhari copy bhi check hone ke liye madam ko de di.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa ? maiya chud gayi..(mann me)..madarchod vicky, ye tune kya kiya ?
Usha—kya hua, aise kyon bol rahe ho ?
Raj—kuch nahi
Raj gusse se vicky ko dekhne laga, jabki alka madam sabhi students ki copies check karne me vyast thi. jaise hi raj ki copy check karne ka number aaya aur unhone use check karne ke liye khola vaise hi vo buri tarah chounk gayi, ek ke baad ek page vo kholti gayi aur phir ek page ko kholte hi unhe aur bhi jyada jhatka laga.
Raj ne har page par apni dimagi kalpana se copy me pen se apni class ki ladkiyo ki bur ke sketch bana rakhe the, yahi nahi unke niche uss bur wali ka naam bhi likh diya tha.
Unme har page par bur ka sketch banane ke baad reema ki bur, agla page, shobhna ki bur, rehana ki bur, usha ki bur....aur jis page par lka madam sabse jyada chounk gayi thi, uss page par jiski bur ka sketch bana hua tha, uske niche naam likha tha...alka madam ki bur..
Alka madam ne jaise hi ek sketch ke niche apna naam dekha to vah bahut jyada chounk gayi. Unhone turant copy ko band kar ke uske front page par student ka naam dekhne lagi aur phir gusse se chilla uthi.
Alka (gusse se)—rajj, ye tumhari copy hai ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—nnn..nahi madam..ye..ye vicky..matlab ki vikram ki copy hai..
Vikram (shocked)—(dhire se)..bhosdike, apni copy ko meri copy kyon bata raha hai ?
Alka (gusse se)—jhooth mat bolo..iss par tumhara naam likha hai..yahi karne ke liye aate ho yaha ? khade ho jao dono bench par..
Vikram (ghabra kar)—nahi madam...ye meri copy nahi hai..ye raj ki hi copy hai..
Raj—nahi madam, ye iski hi copy hai..sachchi madam meri copy nahi hai..mere baap ki kasam, agar phir bhi aap ko yakin nahi hai to usha se puch lo..
Usha (chounk kar ghoorte huye)—kkk..kyaa ?
Raj (dhire se)—usha, jaldi se madam ko bol ki ye meri nahi balki vikram ki copy hai warna tera vo video main abhi sabko dikha dunga..
Usha (ghabrate huye)—hee..ji madam..
Vikram—main sach kah raha hu madam, ye meri copy nahi hai...meri copy to vo niche wali hai, aap dekh lijiye, usme mera naam bhi likha hai..ye raj ki copy hai..
Alka (chillate huye)—suna nahi, dono khade ho jao bench par..main dekhti hu ki tum dono kaise ab exam me baithte ho ? abhi principal ke paas jati hu..
Dono kya karte, khade ho gaye bench par, uske baad alka madam ne jam kar dono ki dhunayi ki aur phir vo copy le kar gusse me class se bahar chali gayi.
Class se bahar aane ke baad...
Vikram—madarchod, bhosdike...apni copy ko meri copy bol bol ke jabran mujhe pitwa diya, ab agar exam me baithne ko nahi mila to mera baap gaand me laat maar ke mujhe ghar se nikaal dega..saale kyon kiya tune aisa ?
Raj—chup be bhosdike..mera bheja mat kha, warna abhi yahi patak ke teri gaand maar dunga, vaise bhi abhi mera mood bahut kharab hai. Bhosdi ye alka madam, samajhti kya hai apne aap ko, burchodi ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? agar maine soch kar itni mehnat se uski aur class ki sab ladkiyo ki bur ka sketch bana diya to koun sa gunaah kar diya jiske liye itni dhulayi kar di ?
Vikram (shocked)—kyaaa..bur ka sketch banaya tha tune apni copy me ?
Raj—kitni mehnat aur dimag laga kar banaya tha maine..ab iss madam ko nahi chhodunga..
Vikram—kya karega ?
Raj—agar do din ke andar iss alka madam ko choda nahi to main apna beta nahi..
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Shandaar updateSAAND 2Raj—aaaahhhh....kkk..koun hai madarchoddd ?
UPDATE-18
“chataaakkkk...”
Raj ne gusse me palat kar jaise hi dekha, dekhte hi buri tarah chounk gaya....
Ab Aage.............
Raj ne jaise hi thappad padne par gusse me maarne wale ki taraf palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski sitti pitti gul ho gayi kyonki samne vaishali gusse me lal aankhen kiye, khadi use hi dekh rahi thi.
Raj (shocked)—ttt...tumm ?
Vaishali (gusse se)—kya kar raha tha ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—kkk..kuch nahi..kuch bhi to nahi..
Vaishali—abhi chappal utaar kar maarungi to tera dimag sahi ho jayega..yahi sanskar diye hain tujhe hum sabne ki raat me kisi ke kamre me taak jhaank kare ? bata sidhi tarah se ki kya dekh raha tha ?
Raj (tension)—kuch nahi..main to dadi maa ke paas ja raha tha..vo kya hai na ki mujhe akele sone me darr lag raha tha...iss kamre ki light jal rahi thi to mujhe laga ki dadi maa shayad yaha baithi hongi, bas yahi confirm karne ke liye dekh raha tha. Sachchi, aur koi baat nahi hai, kasam se..
Vaishali—jhooth bolta hai, itne chappal maarungi ki ginti bhool jayega..sharam nahi aati kisi ke room me jhaankte huye..?
Raj (sir jhukaye)—main sach bol raha hu..
Vaishali (gusse se)—chupchap jata hai apne room me ya main utaaru apni chappal ?
Iske baad bina kuch bole hi raj apne gaal sahlata hua jaldi se apne room me ghus kar andar se fauran darwaja band kar liya.
Raj (badbadate huye)—madarchod kya kya soch ke gaya tha ki dadi maa ki bur dekhunga, dadi maa ki bur to nahi dikhi ulta maar kha kar aa gaya...pata nahi iss chudail (vaishali) ko mujhse kya dushmani hai, jab dekho meri jasoosi karti rahti hai..jaane kab isse picha chhutega ? agar meri bahan nahi hoti to apne upar hath uthane wale ka hath tod ke rakh deta. Agar kahi usne subah sabko bata diya ki main raat me chinky ke room me jhaank raha tha to ? agar usne bata diya to meri to aisi taisi ho jayegi....khair, jo hoga dekha jayega, abhi lund pakad ke so jata hu, subah sabke uthne se pagle hi ghar se khisak lunga.
Yaha raj vaishali ko koste huye sone ki koshish karne laga, vahi uske room me jane ke baad vaishali kuch khadi uski iss harkat ke baare me sochti rahi.
Vaishali (mann me)—ye raj yaha kar kya raha tha ? vo room me kyon jhaank raha tha ? main jhaank kar dekhti hu, abhi pata chal jayega..
Phir vaishali ne jise hi keyhole se room ke andar jhaank kar dekha to chounk gayi, aur gusse se kabhi chinky ke room ko to kabhi raj ke room ko dekhne lagi.
Vaishali—ab samjhi ki ye kamina yaha kya kar raha tha..raj itna niche gir sakta hai, ye maine socha tak nahi tha, apni maa bahno ko aisi nazar se dekhta hai..chhee, kamine ko apna bhai kahte huye bhi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Aur ye chinky, iski to main subah khabar leti hu.
Kuch der aise hi gusse me badbadane ke baad vaishali apne room me chali gayi. Asal me jab raj apne room se bahar nikla tha malti ke room me jane ke liye, uss samay vaishali study karne ke baad light band kar ke just leti hi thi ki tabhi use bahar darwaje ke paas kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi to vah utsuktavash bahar aa gayi dekhne ke liye.
Uss samay raj, chinky ke room me jhaankte huye ek hath se apna lund muthiyane me laga hua tha, jab vaishali ne ye dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur usne turant uski kanpati me apne hatho ki mohar laga di.
Agle din subah sabke uthne se pahle hi raj ghar se chala gaya, jab kafi der tak ghar vapis nahi aaya to sabke phone aane lage, phone me jab kisi ne bhi raay wali ghatna ka jikra nahi kiya to usne rahat ki saans li.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki uss chudail ne kisi ko kuch bataya nahi hai...ab ghar jana chahiye vaise bhi bhookh badi joro ki lag rahi hai..
Iske baad raj ghar aa gaya, sabne normally baat ki bas chinky ka chehra jarur kuch utra hua lag raha tha...jabki vaishali abhi bhi uski taraf gusse se ghoor ghoor kar dekh rahi thi. uss din se raj, vaishali ke samne kam hi aata tha.
Agar kabhi aamna samna ho bhi gaya to vaishali use khari khoti sunane me koi kasar nahi chhodti thi. jiske kaaran raj, sabke sath khana chhod kar ab apne room me hi khane laga tha.
Samay yoon hi gujarta raha, raj ke exams bhi karib aa gaye the to majbooran raj ko class attend karni pad rahi thi. magar class me bhi uska dhyan bas vaha baithi huyi ladkiyo par hi rahta tha, baithe baithe vo unki bur chodne ke baare me hi sochta rahta tha. Yaha tak ki kabhi kabhi to alka madam ki bur ke baare me bhi kalpana karne lagta tha. Baki samay jo bachta th, vo usha ko pareshan karne me nikal jata tha.
Aise hi ek din jab alka madam class le rahi thi tab sabhi students apni apni copy me likhte ja rahe the, vah jo bhi padha rahi thi, raj bhi apni copy me kuch na kuch karne me hi vyst tha. Tabhi usne dusre class ki kisi ladki ko bathroom ki taraf jate dekha to uski ankhon me chamak aa gayi.
Raj (mann me)—ye madam pata nahi kya padha rahi hain, kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai. (bathroom ki taraf jati huyi ladki ko dekh kar)..pakka ye mootne ja rahi hogi, kyon na main bhi iske piche piche jaaun, ho sakta hai ki yaha vaha se jhaankne par iski bur ke darshan ho jaye ?
Ye soch kar vo bathroom jane ka bol kar vaha se khisak gaya aur ladies toilet ke paas ja kar darwaje se taank jhaank karne laga kintu use andar jhaankne ke liye koi chhed hi nahi mil raha tha.
Raj (mann me)—areey yaar, yaha to koi hole hi nahi hai darwaje me...unn madarchodo ko bathroom ke darwajo par kam se kam ek hole to banana chahiye tha..iski maa ko chodu, ab kaha se dekhu iski bur ? haan, ek kaam karta hu, darwaje ke niche se try karta hu dekhne ki.
Phir vo jaldi se niche jhuk kar darwaje ka nichla hissa, jo ki jamin se thoda upar utha hua tha, jisse ki darwaja asani se khola ya band kiya ja sake, vaha se andar jhaankne ki koshish karne laga.
Andar jo bhi ladki thi, vo darwaje ki taraf hi munh kar ke moot rahi thi, halanki raj ko uski bur to nazar nahi aa rahi thi lekin uski bur se nikalti huyi dhaar jarur dikh rahi thi. jo ki ruk ruk kar chhull chhull kar ke nikal rahi thi.
Raj (mann me)—bhosdi ka chhull chhull karke moot nikalta bhar dikh raha hai, lekin bur ke jis chhed se ye moot nikal raha hai, vo chhed to dikh hi nahi raha hai. Iss drwaja lagaane wale ki maa ko chodu, madarchod..darwaje ko jamin se thoda aur upar karke nahi laga sakta tha ?
Abhi raj ye dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi achanak uske pichwade me kas ke ek laat padi aur vo vahi jamin par munh ke bal pasar gaya. Usne hadbada kar palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski bolti band ho gayi.Samne gusse me laal aankhen kiye vaishali khadi thi.
Vaishali (chutki baja kar)— kya kar raha hai yaha par ?
Raj ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya jawab de, tabhi bathroom ka darwaja khulne ki awaz aayi to vah uth kar turant vaha se bhaag khada hua.
“kya hua, vaishali ? kis par chilla rahi thi ?” bathroom se bahar nikalte huye uss ladki ne kaha.
Vaishali (munh bana kar)—vo..kuch nahi. Smriti, .bas ek kutta tha yaha, use hi bhaga rahi thi.
Jee haan, iss ladki ka naam smriti hai, jo school ke principal ki ladki hai aur vaishali ki hi class me hai, jisko ki raj mootte huye dekh raha tha.
Smriti—ok, tu bhi jaldi se free ho ja, phir sath me chalte hain..
Smriti ko vahi rok kar vaishali bathroom me ghus gayi. Thodi ser baad dono sath me class me chali gayi, jabki raj vaha se bhaag kar canteen me ghus gaya aur cigrette phoonkne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye chudail (vaishali) yaha bhi mujhe chain se nahi rahne degi, har jagah mere piche piche pahuch jati, meri jasoosi karte. Agar aisa hi chalta raha to apni suhagrat me main apni biwi ki bur bhi nahi chod paaunga, ye vaha bhi mere piche piche aa jayegi.
Aise hi kafi der tak vaishali ko mann hi mann kosne ke baad vah apni class me chala gaya aur usha ke bagal me baith gaya lekin jab use vaha apni copy nazar nahi aayi to chounk gaya.
Raj (dhire se)—yaha meri copy rakhi thi, kaha gayi ?
Usha—vo madam ke paas table me rakhi hai..
Raj (chounk kar)—madam ke paas ? lekin kyon aur kisne rakhi vaha ?
Usha—vo madam aaj sabki copy check kar rahi hain, tum to yaha the nahi to vikram ne tumhari copy bhi check hone ke liye madam ko de di.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa ? maiya chud gayi..(mann me)..madarchod vicky, ye tune kya kiya ?
Usha—kya hua, aise kyon bol rahe ho ?
Raj—kuch nahi
Raj gusse se vicky ko dekhne laga, jabki alka madam sabhi students ki copies check karne me vyast thi. jaise hi raj ki copy check karne ka number aaya aur unhone use check karne ke liye khola vaise hi vo buri tarah chounk gayi, ek ke baad ek page vo kholti gayi aur phir ek page ko kholte hi unhe aur bhi jyada jhatka laga.
Raj ne har page par apni dimagi kalpana se copy me pen se apni class ki ladkiyo ki bur ke sketch bana rakhe the, yahi nahi unke niche uss bur wali ka naam bhi likh diya tha.
Unme har page par bur ka sketch banane ke baad reema ki bur, agla page, shobhna ki bur, rehana ki bur, usha ki bur....aur jis page par lka madam sabse jyada chounk gayi thi, uss page par jiski bur ka sketch bana hua tha, uske niche naam likha tha...alka madam ki bur..
Alka madam ne jaise hi ek sketch ke niche apna naam dekha to vah bahut jyada chounk gayi. Unhone turant copy ko band kar ke uske front page par student ka naam dekhne lagi aur phir gusse se chilla uthi.
Alka (gusse se)—rajj, ye tumhari copy hai ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—nnn..nahi madam..ye..ye vicky..matlab ki vikram ki copy hai..
Vikram (shocked)—(dhire se)..bhosdike, apni copy ko meri copy kyon bata raha hai ?
Alka (gusse se)—jhooth mat bolo..iss par tumhara naam likha hai..yahi karne ke liye aate ho yaha ? khade ho jao dono bench par..
Vikram (ghabra kar)—nahi madam...ye meri copy nahi hai..ye raj ki hi copy hai..
Raj—nahi madam, ye iski hi copy hai..sachchi madam meri copy nahi hai..mere baap ki kasam, agar phir bhi aap ko yakin nahi hai to usha se puch lo..
Usha (chounk kar ghoorte huye)—kkk..kyaa ?
Raj (dhire se)—usha, jaldi se madam ko bol ki ye meri nahi balki vikram ki copy hai warna tera vo video main abhi sabko dikha dunga..
Usha (ghabrate huye)—hee..ji madam..
Vikram—main sach kah raha hu madam, ye meri copy nahi hai...meri copy to vo niche wali hai, aap dekh lijiye, usme mera naam bhi likha hai..ye raj ki copy hai..
Alka (chillate huye)—suna nahi, dono khade ho jao bench par..main dekhti hu ki tum dono kaise ab exam me baithte ho ? abhi principal ke paas jati hu..
Dono kya karte, khade ho gaye bench par, uske baad alka madam ne jam kar dono ki dhunayi ki aur phir vo copy le kar gusse me class se bahar chali gayi.
Class se bahar aane ke baad...
Vikram—madarchod, bhosdike...apni copy ko meri copy bol bol ke jabran mujhe pitwa diya, ab agar exam me baithne ko nahi mila to mera baap gaand me laat maar ke mujhe ghar se nikaal dega..saale kyon kiya tune aisa ?
Raj—chup be bhosdike..mera bheja mat kha, warna abhi yahi patak ke teri gaand maar dunga, vaise bhi abhi mera mood bahut kharab hai. Bhosdi ye alka madam, samajhti kya hai apne aap ko, burchodi ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? agar maine soch kar itni mehnat se uski aur class ki sab ladkiyo ki bur ka sketch bana diya to koun sa gunaah kar diya jiske liye itni dhulayi kar di ?
Vikram (shocked)—kyaaa..bur ka sketch banaya tha tune apni copy me ?
Raj—kitni mehnat aur dimag laga kar banaya tha maine..ab iss madam ko nahi chhodunga..
Vikram—kya karega ?
Raj—agar do din ke andar iss alka madam ko choda nahi to main apna beta nahi..
“Laakh Bacha Le, Laakh Chhupa Le, AB To Phategi Iski Bhi Gaand......Bur Phat Ke Ho Jayegi Choudi, Jab Chadhega Upar Ye Chudakkad Saand”
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“Laakh Bacha Le, Laakh Chhupa Le, AB To Phategi Iski Bhi Gaand......Bur Phat Ke Ho Jayegi Choudi, Jab Chadhega Upar Ye Chudakkad Saand”
AB AAGE...................
Raj tilmilata hua ghar aa gaya aur alka madam ko chodne ki tarkeeb banane me lag gaya. Agle din alka madam ne uske ghar walo ko school me bula kar uski iss harkat ki shikayat ki, iss baar school meena ke sath rashmi gayi thi. meena aur rashmi ke vinti karne par alka ne raj ki harkat ki shikayat upar nahi pahuchayi.
Ghar aane par raj ko jamkar daant padi jisse raj ka dimag aur bhi kharab ho gaya.halanki unhone daantne ki asli vajah nahi batayi balki itna hi kaha ki school se shikayat mili hai.
Raj ka dimag to pahle se hi kharab ho raha tha, ghar me daant padne par alka madam ke upar use aur bhi gussa aane laga. Vah turant bina kisi se baat kiye gadi le kar gusse me alka madam ke ghar ke liye nikal gaya. Sabhi use awaz dete rah gaye magar tab tak vo ghar se bahar ja chuka tha.
Raj abhi alka madam ke ghar ja hi raha tha aur abhi aadhe raste me hi tha ki tabhi ek shakhs achanak jane kaha se uski gadi ke samne aa gaya aur raj ko yakayak brake maarna pada.
Agar raj ne furti se apna paanv brake par naa rakha hota to aaj yakinan gadi uss shakhs par chadh jati aur uske hatho kisi nirapradh ki hatya ho jati.
Vah shakhs kisi bhikhari fakeer jaisa lag raha tha. Uske sir ke baal lambe aur uljhe huye the. Moonchh aur dadhi ke baal bhi kafi bade bade the.uska jism ek kaale chaadar me lipta hua tha, vah saanvle rang aur oonche kad ka admi tha. Uski kaali aankhon me ek khaas kism ki chamak thi.
Raj ka mood to pahle se hi kharab tha, achanak uss shakhs ke gadi ke samne aa jane use brake lagana pad gaya tha jisse uska dimag aur kharab ho gaya. Vah uss bhikhari ko dekh kar gusse se cheekh utha.
Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchodddd, tujhe meri hi gadi mii thi samne aa kar marne ke liye ? marne ka itna hi shouq hai to kisi aur ki gadi ke samne apni amma nahi chudwa sakta tha ?
Raj gusse me use ulta sidha bole ja raha tha kintu raj ki in baato ka jaise uss fakeer ya bhikhari, jo bhi tha, uss par koi asar nahi hua. Vo raj ki gadi ke samne se hatkar raj ke aur karib aa gaya aur apni teekhi paini nazro se use ghoorne laga. Jaise ki usne koi hairat bhari cheez dekh li ho.
Raj—teri maa ko chodu..madarchod aise ghoor kya raha hai ?
Bhikhari—moorkh ! yaha kaha bhatak raha hai ? kya rakha hai yaha ? arrey jana hi hai to registan ja...jaha se teri manzil ka rasta hai...uss kaale kamre me ja, jaha se teri manzil ki taraf badhne ki pahli sidhi hai..yaha apna samay barbad mat kar moorkh.
Uss fakeer ya bhikhari ki baat ne raj ko hairan kar diya, uski kuch samajh me nahi aaya uski baat ka matlab.
Raj (hairan)—kaala kamra ? registan ? manzil ? kaisi manzil aur tum kis manzil ki baat kar rahe ho ? kahi budhaape me tumhara dimag to kharab nahi ho gaya ?
Bhikhari—tujhe hamesha dikhayi dene wale sapno ka registan se gahra sambandh hai, vahi se tujhe teri manzil tak pahuchne ka rasta milega.
Itna kah kar vo bhikhari vaha ruka nahi balki ghoom kar gadi ke piche aaya aur sadak se niche utar kar vaha kinare lage pedo ke jhund le piche chala gaya.
Uss bhikhari ke mukh se apne sapno ki baat sun kar raj ekdam bhouchakka rah gaya. Vah fauran gadi se utar kar bahar aaya jisse ki uss ajnabi bhikhari se kuch sawal jawab kar sake, usse puch sake ki use uske sapno ke baare me kaise malum hai ? aur registan me uski koun si manzil hai ?
Usne gadi se utar kar dekha to vah bhikhari pedo ke jhund se hota hua aage badhta ja raha tha, raj use pukarta hua uske piche lapka.
Raj—arrey...thahro...suno..
Lekin jab tak raj unn pedo ke jhund me dakhil hua, tab tak vo rahasyamay shakhs, use kahi nazar nahi aaya, itni der me vo na jane kaha chhip gaya tha ? vah jo bhi ho kintu ab vah raj ki nazro se gayab ho chuka tha.
Raj nirash ho kar apni gadi ki traf louta aur usme baith kar alka madam ke ghar ki taraf chal diya, kintu uske dimag me ab uss ajnabi shakhs ki kahi gayi baate hi ghoom rahi thi, uska gussa achanak hi uski baat sun kar thanda pad chuka tha. Gadi chalate huye bhi vah unhi baato ke vishay me soche ja raha tha. Ghar se nikalte waqt raj ke mann me jo alka madam ke prati badla lene ki jo bhabna thi, uski jagah ab uss ajnabi shakhs ki baato ne le li thi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—akhir koun tha ye bhikkhari jaisa dikhne wala ajnabi shakhs ? us madarchod bhikhari ne mujhe registan jaane ke liye kyon kaha ? vo mujhe kaise janta hai ? aur sabse badi baat ki uss bhosdi wale ko kaise pata chala ki mujhe sapne aate hain ? use kaise malum hua ki sapno me mujhe registan dikhayi deta hai ? trgistan me meri aisi koun si manzil hai jiski taraf vo ishara kar raha tha ? kya mere sapno ka uss registan se haqiqat me koi sambandh hai ya phir mera sapna sirf ek sapna tha ? kya mere sapno ka meri zindagi se waqai me koi sambandh hai aur jo registan se juda hua ho ? magar aisa kaise ho sakta hai, main to kabhi registan gaya hi nahi hu, aur to aur, maine aaj tak apne sapno me jo kuch bhi dekha hai, vaisi kisi bhi jagah ke baare me na to main janta hi hu aur na hi kabhi gaya hu...phir mera sambandh uss jagah se kaise ho sakta hai ? to kya vo bhikhari sab jhooth bol raha tha ? lekin sawal to phir bhi vahi aa jata hai ki akhir mujhe sapno me vahi jagah aur ghatnaye baar baar kyon dikhayi deti hain ?
Yahi sab sochte huye raj ke mann me jaane kya aaya ki usne apni gadi ki disha badal kar alka madam ke ghar jaane ki bajaye apne ghar ki taraf vapis palat gaya. Ghar pahuch kar vo sidha apne room me ja kar chupchap let gaya.
Sabne yahi samjha ki vo kuch der pahle ki daant se naraz hai, magar unhe kya malum tha ki aaj raj ke dilo dimag me koi alag hi jwar bhaata uthal puthal macha raha tha. Jaise hi vo apne sapno ke baare me sochta to uski ankhon ke samne sheetal ka vahi bebas chehra samne aa jata aur phir uske dil me ek tez dard ki lahar uthne lagti, iss dard me ek ajeeb si bechaini thi. jiska matlab vo khud bhi nahi janta tha.
Pooea din usne kisi se koi baat nahi ki, raat me bhi usne kuch nahi khaya, bas chupchap apne room me leta raha aur uss ajnabi admi ki baato aur apne sapno ke baare me sochne laga. Magar vo kisi natije par nahi pahuch paya aur ant me Yahi sab sochte huye vah neend ki agosh me samata chala gaya.
Agle din bina kisi ke uthaye hi vah jaldi uth gaya aur fresh ho kar nasta kiye bina hi school chala gaya. Iss dauran usne kisi se koi baat nahi ki. Uske iss rawaiye se sabhi hairan the.
Meena—vaishali, ruk jara..main raj ka tiffin lagaye deti hu..use dhyan se khila dena, raat me bhi kuch nahi khaya aur abhi bhi bina nasta kiye hi chala gaya.
Vaishali—main nahi le jati, koi tiffin viffin..khaaye chahe bhaad me jaye..kab bhookh lagegi to khud hi kha lega..
Meena—jitna kaha hai utna suna kar samjhi..jyada munh mat chalaya kar..
Vaishali—theek hai..laao do jaldi se..mujhe late ho raha hai..
Meena (tiffin dete huye)—ye le aur haan, dhyan se khila dena usko..khud mat kha jana..
School pahuch kar bhi aaj uske chehre par se vo shararat, vo hansi gayab thi jo hamesha hua karti thi. bas ek khali jagah par vo gumsum aur udas kisi gahri soch me doobe hua sa baitha tha. Aaj vo vaha se gujarne wali har ladki ke chehre par vahi sheetal ka chehra talash kar raha tha jo use hamesha sapno me dikhayi deta hai. Aaj jaise saare jahaan ki masoomiyat uske chehre par simat aayi thi.
Use dekh kar koi nahi kah sakta tha ki ye vahi raj hai jise unhone kal tak dekha tha. Lunch me vo canteen me ja kar shant ho kar baith gaya tabhi vaha vaishali aa gayi.
Vaishali (tiffin dete huye)—ye le..thoons le....pet me aag lagi hogi tere..
Raj—mujhe bhookh nahi hai..
Vaishali—nahi khana to bhaad me ja..mujhe kya...main khud kha loongi..
Abhi dono baate kar hi rahe the ki vaha usha aa gayi jisse dono ki nok jhonk me viraam lag gaya.
Usha—arrey vaishali, tum yaha ho, main tumhe hi dhoond rahi thi..
Vaishali—kyon kya hua ?
Usha—vo kya hai na ki aaj mera birthday hai to tumhe bhi shaam ko aana hai..
Vaishali—kyaa shaam ko ? nahi yaar, mera aana mushkil hai.
Usha—main kuch nahi janti..tumhe aana hi hoga..
Vaishali—shaam ke baad meri mummy ghar se bahar kahi jaane nahi deti..samjha kar..sorry yaar..
Usha—koun sa tumhe akeli aana hai..class ki sab ladkiya aur madam aayengi..aur phir raj bhi to rahega sath me...(raj ki taraf dekh kar)..rajj, tum bhi aana..
Raj uski baat ka koi jawab diye bina hi vaha se uth kar chala gaya. Raj ka mann nahi tha kahi jane ka lekin ghar walo ke kahne par use jana pada kyonki vaishali jane ki jid kar rahi thi jabki malti use akele kahi bhejne ke khilaf thi. par jab uski kuch saheliya bhi vahi aa gayi to sabke kahne par malti ne use bhej diya...kyonki usne raj ke sath jane se saaf mana kar diya tha.
Uske jaane ke kuch der baad vikram ke sath raj bhi usha ki birthday party me shamil hone ke liye nikal gaya. Raste me dono ne gift le liye the.
Usha ka baap desh ka jana mana businessman tha, iske sath hi vah vartaman vidhayak bhi tha. Halanki vidhayak banne se pahle vah kabhi nami gunda hua karta tha. Kisi ko bhi jaan se maarne ki supari lena,, kidnapping ke jariye firouti vasool karna, balatkar aadi uske liye aam baat thi. aisa koi do number ka kaam nahi tha, jo usne na kiya ho..aajkal uska ye dhandha uska beta Nain (najayaj) ki dekhrekh me chalta tha.
Khair usha ka baap jab vidhayak hai to uski beti ki birthday party bhi shandar to honi hi thi, party me beimani ke uoar imandari ka naqab odhe nami girami hastiya moujud thi.
Usha ne apni saheliyo ke sath sath vaishali ko bhi apni family se bhi introduce karaya. Vaishali ko dekhte hi nain ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Sirf nain hi kya, vaha party me moujud har shakhs ki ankhen kewal vaishali par hi kendrit ho kar rah gayi thi.
Akhir ho bhi kyon na ? vaishali thi hi itni khoobsurat ki vaha moujud har ladki ki sundarta uske aage feeki ho gayi thi. aisa lag raha tha jaise ki aasman ka chaand jamin par utar aaya ho.
Nain ne uski taraf hath milane ke liye apna hath aage kiya to vaishali ne uske hello ka jawab hath jod kar namaste kah ke kiya aur uski mansha adhuri rah gayi. Sabhi awara bhanware uske agal bagal mandrane lage aur kisi na kisi tarah usse baat karke dosti karne ki hod me lag gaye, jinme se ek nain bhi tha.
Lekin vaishali ne kisi ko tavajjo nahi di aur apni saheliyo ke paas aa gayi. Party kafi shandar dhang se chali, sabhi ne apne sath laaye gift usha ko diye aur khana khane ke baad jane lage. Raj to gift dene dene ke baad bina khaaye hi bahut pahle hi chala gaya tha.
Vaishali ko bhi apni saheliyo ke sath jate dekh nain ne usha ke kaan me kuch kaha, jise sunte hi usha ke chehre par ek mushkan tair gayi. Usne jaldi se aage badhkar vaishali ka hath pakad kar use rok liya.
Usha—vaishali, ruk na..tu kaha ja rahi hai itna jaldi ?
Vaishali—nahi usha, pahle hi bahut late ho gayi hu..aur phir sab saheliya bhi ja rahi hain.. ghar me bahut daant padegi..
Usha—thodi der ruk na..chinta mat kar..main khud tujhe apni gadi se ghar chhod dungi..
Vaishali ka mann to nahi tha lekin usha ke baar baar jor dene par usne uski baat maan kar ruk gayi jabki uski sabhi saheliya ja chuki thi ab tak. Aise hi karib do ghante nikal gaye, party me aaye sabhi mehman ja chuke the ab tak, vaha sirf nain ke kuch dosto ko chhod kar vaishali hi bachi thi mehmano me.
Vaishali—ab to party bhi khatam ho gayi hai..sab log chale gaye hain..mujhe jaldi se ghar chhod de ab..
Usha—dekh raat bahut ho gayi hai..tu aisa kar ki aaj yahi ruk ja..
Vaishali—dekh usha, tere kahne par main itni der ruk gayi, ab tu apna vada poora kar..
Usha ne vaishali ko rokne ki bahut koshish ki lekin usne rukne se saaf mana kar diya, door khada nain ektak idhar hi nazre jamaye huye tha. Usha ne ek nazar nain ki taraf dekha, dono ki nazre mili, aur phir ankhon hi ankhon me kuch ishaare huye aur phir nain ne apne dosto ko kuch ishara kiya jiske baad uske dost vaha se chale gaye.
Usha—theek hai agar tu nahi rukna chahti to koi baat nahi..tu ruk main gadi ki chabi le kar aati hu...
Itna kah ke usha andar chali gayi aur phir lagbhag aadha ghanta baad bahar aayi, uske chehre par chinta ki lakire saaf jhalak rahi thi. uski chinta ki ye lakire ab asli thi ya phir banawati, ye to vahi janti thi.
Vaishali (tension)—chal na..kitna der laga rahi hai yaar..
Usha—yaar meri gadi ki chabi hi nahi mil rahi hai..pata nahi kisne kaha rakh di..
Vaishali (tension)—kyaaa ? ohhh no..ab main kaise jaungi ghar ?
Usha—tu chinta mat kar..main abhi bhaiya ko bolti hu, vo tujhe ghar chhod kar aayenge..
Vaishali kisi ladke ke sath jana to nahi chahti thi, vo bhi itni raat me lekin uske paas dusra koi vikalp nahi tha isliye majburi me vah nain ke sath jane ko taiyar ho gayi. Jisse dono bhai bahan ke chehre par ek kutil mushkan aa gayi.