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123aaliahai

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Nice update
 

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Bhai ab ye nayee entry kiski hui..... Kisko raj bheja hai..i guess shayad ye ankita ho sakti hai... Par raj ne usse kab apne pale mai ne kiya... Ye bhi confusion hai.. Dekhte hai aage wale half update maine kya pata chalta hai..
 

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tohri daayi ko chodu…ye gaali thodi hi na hoti hai…ye to ashirwad hai…iska matlab hota hai ki tumhara kalyan ho.. samjhe gaand sahab..
Ek baar fir Jabardast...
Lekin abhi Raaj ka Raz nahi khula
ki Minakshi ko bachane kw liye kya kiya hai...???
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UPDATE- 181

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

Ab aage......

Deshraj ne sab ko kuch ishara kiya...ishara samajhte hi jitu ne ek apni jeb se ek kapda nikal kar pujari ki naak se sata diya. Pujari chounk kar khud ko chhudane ki koshish me lag gaya magar tab tak usko raghuhalkal ne daboch liya...asal me uss kapde par chloroform laga hua tha...kuch hi der me pujari behosh ho gaya.

Uske behosh hote hi chodu gang ne use utha kar apni gadi me daal diya...aur phir sabne mil kar pujari ke kapde utar liye.. thodi der me amtul jab gadi se bahar aaya to vah pujari ke gate up me tha...kapde bhi pujari ke jaise hi pahan liye the usne.

Siraj—bhai ab ja andar..aur de de sab ko parsad…

Iron—sasu maa ko upar niche dono muh me khila dena..best of luck

Amtul—abe, agar ye pujari hosh me aa gaya to…?

Jitu—hosh me aa bhi gaya to nanga kaha jayega…?

Sab—hihihihihi

Amtul—theek hai main jata hu phir….pahle ye paan kha lu jisse smell achchi wali aaye…

Siraj—ok,best of luck..

Amtul arti ki thali aur parsad le kar vidhayak ke bunglow ki taraf chal diya...jaise hi gate par pahucha to guard ne usko rok diya..amtul ka dil dhakk kar ke rah gaya.

Guard 1—koun ho tum aur andar kaha ghuse chale ja rahe ho….?

Amtul—gaand sahab, main vo pujari ji ka bhatija hu…aaj unki tabiyat thodi kharab thi to unhone mujhe arti aur parsad dene ke liye bheja hai..

Guard 2—lekin pandit ji ka to koi bhai hai hi nahi to bhatija kaha se paida ho gaya…?

Amtul—gaand sahab, main unke door ke rishte me bhatija lagta hu…main haridwar me purohit ka kaam karta hu…pandit ji kabhi kabhi kisi na kisi ki janam kundli banwane ke liye mujhe bula liya karte hain..

Guard 1—iska matlab ki aap bhavishya bhi bata sakte ho kisi ka….?

Amtul—kaisi baat karte ho gaand sahab, aap to jinda ho..hum to mare huye logo ka bhi bhavishya bata sakte hain..

Guard 2—to maharaj, mera hath dekh ke batao na kuch mere bhavishya ke bare me….?

Guard 1—pahle mera pandit ji…aapne daru pi hai…? Aap ke muh se mahak aa rahi hai..

Amtul—are nahi..nahi..gaand sahab...ye daru ki mahak nahi hai....tohri daayi ko chodu...ye to banarsi paan ki khushbu hai, jiski mahak aap ko daru jaise lag rahi hai...

Guard 1 (gussa hote huye)—ye kya badatmizi hai... ? gaali kyo de rahe ho…?

Amtul—tohri daayi ko chodu…ye gaali thodi hi na hoti hai…ye to ashirwad hai…iska matlab hota hai ki tumhara kalyan ho.. samjhe gaand sahab..

Guard 1—samajh gaya..samajh gaya….ab jaldi se mera bhavishya bata do..

Amtul—mujhe abhi andar sab ko arti aur parsad dena hai…agar deri ho gayi to vidhayak ji naraz ho jayenge…

Guard 1—abhi to bade sahab family ke sath kisi party me gaye huye hain…raat se pahle nahi aane wale..

Amtul—phir bhi jo log hain unhe to arti aur parsad de hi du…jisse kisi ko ye kahne ke liye nahi rahega ki pujari ji ne arti time par nahi bheji bunglow me…

Guard 2—theek hai pandit ji…lout kar bata dena..

Amtul—theek hai gaand sahab…main chalta hu…tohri daayi ko chodu..

Guard 2—chaliye pandit ji…main aap ke sath chalta hu…

Guard ne amtul ko andar jane ke liye rasta de diya….andar jane ka rasta clear hote hi amtul jaldi se guard ke sath bunglow me pravesh kar gaya…andar pahucha kar guard vapis gate par chala gaya, jate jate usne amtul ke baare me vo sab bata diya jo amtul ne usko bataya tha…vaha sirf 8-10 naukarani aur ek buddha naukar hi tha…amtul ne unn sabhi ko parsad aur arti de di.

Amtul (mann me)—achcha mouka hai…koi nahi hai…tab tak kisi naukrani se hi kaam chala leta hu aur sab ke baare me pata karta hu…ye naukrani theek rahegi.

Amtul—suno, vidhayak ji kab tak ayenge….?

Naukrani —unko aane me to bahut raat ho jayegi…pandit ji..guard bata raha tha ki aap bahut achche jyotishi ho…to mera hath dekhiye na…

Amtul—theek hai..pahle apna naam aur umra to batao…

Naukrani—ji mera naam chameli hai…abhi 40 saal ki huyi hu..

Amtul—apne naam ki tarah hi sundar bhi ho tum chameli….shadi ho gayi tumhari…?

Chameli—ji pandit ji…mera pati nahi hai..usne divorce de diya hai..bas ek beti hai sheela..vo college me padhti hai…bas uski shadi ho jaye to main chinta se mukt ho jau..

Amtul—hmmm…theek hai dikhao apna hath…

Chameli—lijiye..dekhiye..

Amtul (hath dekhte huye)—hmmmm…

Chameli—kya bata rahi hain meri rekhaye pandit ji…?

Amtul—main bata to dunga lekin ho sakta hai ki tumhe bura lage..

Chameli (tension)—kyo aisa kya likha hai mere bhagya me... ?

Amtul (dhire se)—tumhare hath ki rekhaye to bata rahi hain ki tumhare pati se tum ko koi santan hai hi nahi...aur tum bahut chudwati ho...

Ye sunte hi chameli ka chehre ka rang feeka pad gaya...itne din vidhayak ke ghar ke bahar chakkar lagate huye amtul ne vaha rahne walo ke baare me sab pata kar chuka tha pahle hi...

Chameli (ghabrate huye)—ye..ye..kya utpatang baate kar rahe ho aap….? Main bade sahab se aap ki shikayat karungi..

Amtul—main bak nahi raha balki jo sach hai vahi bata raha hu…

Chameli (gussa ho kar)—nikal jao yaha se….isse pahle ki bade malik aa kar tumhe jaan se maar de..chale jao..

Amtul—main to arti aur parsad dene aaya tha aur dene ke baad hi jaunga….maine to tumse nahi kaha tha ki apna hath dikhao..tumne khud hi kaha tha..aur jo tumhare hath ki rekhaye bata rahi hain maine to bas vahi kaha hai…bade shouk se bata dena vidhayak ji ko…main khud hi unhe bata dunga…

Chameli—vo tumhari baat kabhi nahi manenge…

Amtul—kyon nahi manenge.. ? kyon ki tum unki rakhail ho...isliye hi na.. !

Chameli—pandit ji..nikal jaiye yaha se...nahi to main guard ko bulwa kar bahar nikalwa dungi...

Amtul—nikalwa do...mujhe kya fark padta hai..vaise main tumhari kismat badal sakta tha...ghar aane wali laxmi ko thokra rahi ho to main kya kar sakta hu...

Itna bol kar amtul vaha se uth kar bahar jane laga..jabki chameli kuch soch me doob gayi...amtul ko jate dekh kar turant uske samne khadi ho gayi.

Chameli—kya sach me meri kismat badal sakti hai pandit ji... ?

Amtul—ab kya fayda..chalo mujhe jane do...

Chameli—mujhe maaf kar do pandit ji….bataiye na mujhe koi upaay…kaise badlegi meri kismat…?

Amtul—pahle batao ki jo maine kaha vo sach hai ya nahi…?

Chameli (sir jhuka ke dhire se)—ji pandit ji..sach hai….ab bataiye na..

Amtul—mujhe poori baat batao pahle...

Chameli—yaha nahi…aap mere sath guest room me chaliye..

Amtul ek room me aa kar)—ab batao..

Chameli —ji main yaha pichle 20 saal se jab se meri shadi huyi ..kaam kar rahi hu…mere pati ko yaha mera kaam karna pasand nahi tha…lekin karti bhi to kya, hum garib jo the…ek din usne mujhe talaq de diya..

Amtul—kahi isliye to nahi ki vidhayak tujhe chodta tha….?

Chameli (dhire se)—ji, mere pati ne ek bar dekh liya tha..

Amtul—iska matlab ki sheela, vidhayak ki beti hai….?

Chameli—ji..

Amtul—Vaise aur kisne kisne choda hai tujhe... ?

Chameli—(no response)

Amtul—dekho poori baat batao…tabhi main teri madad karunga..

Chameli—ji, chote sahab ne bhi kiya hai..kayi bar…

Amtul—hmmm…dono ne chod chod ke tumhari bur ko to bhosda hi bana diya hoga…gaand bhi maarte the ki nahi…?

Chameli—(chup)

Amtul—batao..

Chameli—ji

Amtul—kya ji…?

Chameli—ji..maarte the….ab to maine sab bata diya..ab bataiye na..kya upaay aap batane wale the…?

Amtul—bata dunga…lekin badle me main bhi teri bur aur gaand ka maza lena chahta hu…faisla tum par hai..koi jabardasti nahi hai..

Chameli kuch der tak khade khade kuch sochti rahi..phir dhire se palat kar darwaje ke paas tak gayi aur ek nazar bahar jhankne ke baad darwaja andar se band kar diya…aur palat kar vapis amtul ke samne aa kar khadi ho gayi.

Vahi dusri taraf minakshi ki shadi achchi tarah se sampann ho gayi…shadi poori hone ke do ghante baad hi vo apne sasural ke liye vida ho gayi…jis gadi me vo baithi thi usme minakshi aur driver ke alawa dulha (pappu) apni do bahno (chunni..20 yr & munni..22 yr) ke sath baitha hua tha...uska chehra ekdam murjhaya hua tha…raste me uske mobile par kisi ka missed call aaya to ek jagah pahuch kar minakshi ne gadi rokne ke liye kaha.

Chunni—yaha gadi kyo rukwa di bhabhi…? Kuch lena hai kya…?

Minakshi—vo meri ek saheli bhi mere sath meri sasural ghumne jana chahti hai…agar kisi ko koi dikkat na ho to bula lu use…? Vo sath me rahegi to mera bhi mann laga rahega vaha par..

Pappu—achcha to meri Sali aa rahi hai…hihihi…bula lo….(kaan me)..Sali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai..lage hath uski bhi suhag raat ho jayegi..hihihi

Minakshi (mushkura kar)—hihihi..(mann me)..kala kaluta..kamina kahi ka…dekhti hu ki tu kaise suhag raat manata hai mere sath..raat to hone de pahle..

Minakshi ne mobile se apni saheli ko phone kar diya ki aa jao....thodi hi der me gadi ki taraf ek sundar ladki aati huyi dikhayi di...pappu ke muh me to pani aa gaya jabki minakshi muh phade ekdam shocked ho kar rah gayi...badle me usne minakshi ko aise hairan dekh kar mushkurate huye ankh maar di…jisse minakshi ka chehra khushi se phool ki tarah khil utha.

Update Abhi Incomplete Hai..Jisko Complete Kar Raha Hu..Complete Update Will Be Posted Till 2 AM.
 

aman rathore

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Amazing update anand bhai,
behad hi shandaar aur lajawab update hai bhai,
amtul ne bahot hi shandaar plan banaya hai vidhayak ke ghar mein ghusne ka,
chameli ko bhi usne saanche mein dhaal liya hai,
vahi dusri taraf ye larki kaun hai jo minakshi ki saheli bankar aayi hai,
ab dekhte hain ki aage kya hota hai,
Waiting for next update
 

Hayaan

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Amazing update anand bhai,
behad hi shandaar aur lajawab update hai bhai,
amtul ne bahot hi shandaar plan banaya hai vidhayak ke ghar mein ghusne ka,
chameli ko bhi usne saanche mein dhaal liya hai,
vahi dusri taraf ye larki kaun hai jo minakshi ki saheli bankar aayi hai,
ab dekhte hain ki aage kya hota hai,
Waiting for next update

Sahi Kaha bhai...!!
Waise aap Achha reviews dete ho...
Aur Comment bhi Full.karte ho...
Kuchh readers ko to likhna pasand hi nahi....waise bhi Anand bhai Tareef ke hakdaar hamesha rahte hai...Kya gajab ka likhte hai...
 
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aman rathore

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Sahi Kaha bhai...!!
Waise aap Achha reviews dete ho...
Aur Comment bhi Full.karte ho...
Kuchh readers ko to likhna pasand hi nahi....waise bhi Anand bhai Tareef ke hakdaar hamesha rahte hai...Kya gajab ka likhte hai...
Thanks bhai,
ye baat to aapne bilkul sahi kaha ki anand bhai tareef ke hakdaar hain,
vaise aapke reviews ke saamne to mere reviews kuchh bhi nhi
 
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