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UPDATE- 181
Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..
Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?
Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….
Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…
Ab aage......
Deshraj ne sab ko kuch ishara kiya...ishara samajhte hi jitu ne ek apni jeb se ek kapda nikal kar pujari ki naak se sata diya. Pujari chounk kar khud ko chhudane ki koshish me lag gaya magar tab tak usko raghuhalkal ne daboch liya...asal me uss kapde par chloroform laga hua tha...kuch hi der me pujari behosh ho gaya.
Uske behosh hote hi chodu gang ne use utha kar apni gadi me daal diya...aur phir sabne mil kar pujari ke kapde utar liye.. thodi der me amtul jab gadi se bahar aaya to vah pujari ke gate up me tha...kapde bhi pujari ke jaise hi pahan liye the usne.
Siraj—bhai ab ja andar..aur de de sab ko parsad…
Iron—sasu maa ko upar niche dono muh me khila dena..best of luck
Amtul—abe, agar ye pujari hosh me aa gaya to…?
Jitu—hosh me aa bhi gaya to nanga kaha jayega…?
Sab—hihihihihi
Amtul—theek hai main jata hu phir….pahle ye paan kha lu jisse smell achchi wali aaye…
Siraj—ok,best of luck..
Amtul arti ki thali aur parsad le kar vidhayak ke bunglow ki taraf chal diya...jaise hi gate par pahucha to guard ne usko rok diya..amtul ka dil dhakk kar ke rah gaya.
Guard 1—koun ho tum aur andar kaha ghuse chale ja rahe ho….?
Amtul—gaand sahab, main vo pujari ji ka bhatija hu…aaj unki tabiyat thodi kharab thi to unhone mujhe arti aur parsad dene ke liye bheja hai..
Guard 2—lekin pandit ji ka to koi bhai hai hi nahi to bhatija kaha se paida ho gaya…?
Amtul—gaand sahab, main unke door ke rishte me bhatija lagta hu…main haridwar me purohit ka kaam karta hu…pandit ji kabhi kabhi kisi na kisi ki janam kundli banwane ke liye mujhe bula liya karte hain..
Guard 1—iska matlab ki aap bhavishya bhi bata sakte ho kisi ka….?
Amtul—kaisi baat karte ho gaand sahab, aap to jinda ho..hum to mare huye logo ka bhi bhavishya bata sakte hain..
Guard 2—to maharaj, mera hath dekh ke batao na kuch mere bhavishya ke bare me….?
Guard 1—pahle mera pandit ji…aapne daru pi hai…? Aap ke muh se mahak aa rahi hai..
Amtul—are nahi..nahi..gaand sahab...ye daru ki mahak nahi hai....tohri daayi ko chodu...ye to banarsi paan ki khushbu hai, jiski mahak aap ko daru jaise lag rahi hai...
Guard 1 (gussa hote huye)—ye kya badatmizi hai... ? gaali kyo de rahe ho…?
Amtul—tohri daayi ko chodu…ye gaali thodi hi na hoti hai…ye to ashirwad hai…iska matlab hota hai ki tumhara kalyan ho.. samjhe gaand sahab..
Guard 1—samajh gaya..samajh gaya….ab jaldi se mera bhavishya bata do..
Amtul—mujhe abhi andar sab ko arti aur parsad dena hai…agar deri ho gayi to vidhayak ji naraz ho jayenge…
Guard 1—abhi to bade sahab family ke sath kisi party me gaye huye hain…raat se pahle nahi aane wale..
Amtul—phir bhi jo log hain unhe to arti aur parsad de hi du…jisse kisi ko ye kahne ke liye nahi rahega ki pujari ji ne arti time par nahi bheji bunglow me…
Guard 2—theek hai pandit ji…lout kar bata dena..
Amtul—theek hai gaand sahab…main chalta hu…tohri daayi ko chodu..
Guard 2—chaliye pandit ji…main aap ke sath chalta hu…
Guard ne amtul ko andar jane ke liye rasta de diya….andar jane ka rasta clear hote hi amtul jaldi se guard ke sath bunglow me pravesh kar gaya…andar pahucha kar guard vapis gate par chala gaya, jate jate usne amtul ke baare me vo sab bata diya jo amtul ne usko bataya tha…vaha sirf 8-10 naukarani aur ek buddha naukar hi tha…amtul ne unn sabhi ko parsad aur arti de di.
Amtul (mann me)—achcha mouka hai…koi nahi hai…tab tak kisi naukrani se hi kaam chala leta hu aur sab ke baare me pata karta hu…ye naukrani theek rahegi.
Amtul—suno, vidhayak ji kab tak ayenge….?
Naukrani —unko aane me to bahut raat ho jayegi…pandit ji..guard bata raha tha ki aap bahut achche jyotishi ho…to mera hath dekhiye na…
Amtul—theek hai..pahle apna naam aur umra to batao…
Naukrani—ji mera naam chameli hai…abhi 40 saal ki huyi hu..
Amtul—apne naam ki tarah hi sundar bhi ho tum chameli….shadi ho gayi tumhari…?
Chameli—ji pandit ji…mera pati nahi hai..usne divorce de diya hai..bas ek beti hai sheela..vo college me padhti hai…bas uski shadi ho jaye to main chinta se mukt ho jau..
Amtul—hmmm…theek hai dikhao apna hath…
Chameli—lijiye..dekhiye..
Amtul (hath dekhte huye)—hmmmm…
Chameli—kya bata rahi hain meri rekhaye pandit ji…?
Amtul—main bata to dunga lekin ho sakta hai ki tumhe bura lage..
Chameli (tension)—kyo aisa kya likha hai mere bhagya me... ?
Amtul (dhire se)—tumhare hath ki rekhaye to bata rahi hain ki tumhare pati se tum ko koi santan hai hi nahi...aur tum bahut chudwati ho...
Ye sunte hi chameli ka chehre ka rang feeka pad gaya...itne din vidhayak ke ghar ke bahar chakkar lagate huye amtul ne vaha rahne walo ke baare me sab pata kar chuka tha pahle hi...
Chameli (ghabrate huye)—ye..ye..kya utpatang baate kar rahe ho aap….? Main bade sahab se aap ki shikayat karungi..
Amtul—main bak nahi raha balki jo sach hai vahi bata raha hu…
Chameli (gussa ho kar)—nikal jao yaha se….isse pahle ki bade malik aa kar tumhe jaan se maar de..chale jao..
Amtul—main to arti aur parsad dene aaya tha aur dene ke baad hi jaunga….maine to tumse nahi kaha tha ki apna hath dikhao..tumne khud hi kaha tha..aur jo tumhare hath ki rekhaye bata rahi hain maine to bas vahi kaha hai…bade shouk se bata dena vidhayak ji ko…main khud hi unhe bata dunga…
Chameli—vo tumhari baat kabhi nahi manenge…
Amtul—kyon nahi manenge.. ? kyon ki tum unki rakhail ho...isliye hi na.. !
Chameli—pandit ji..nikal jaiye yaha se...nahi to main guard ko bulwa kar bahar nikalwa dungi...
Amtul—nikalwa do...mujhe kya fark padta hai..vaise main tumhari kismat badal sakta tha...ghar aane wali laxmi ko thokra rahi ho to main kya kar sakta hu...
Itna bol kar amtul vaha se uth kar bahar jane laga..jabki chameli kuch soch me doob gayi...amtul ko jate dekh kar turant uske samne khadi ho gayi.
Chameli—kya sach me meri kismat badal sakti hai pandit ji... ?
Amtul—ab kya fayda..chalo mujhe jane do...
Chameli—mujhe maaf kar do pandit ji….bataiye na mujhe koi upaay…kaise badlegi meri kismat…?
Amtul—pahle batao ki jo maine kaha vo sach hai ya nahi…?
Chameli (sir jhuka ke dhire se)—ji pandit ji..sach hai….ab bataiye na..
Amtul—mujhe poori baat batao pahle...
Chameli—yaha nahi…aap mere sath guest room me chaliye..
Amtul ek room me aa kar)—ab batao..
Chameli —ji main yaha pichle 20 saal se jab se meri shadi huyi ..kaam kar rahi hu…mere pati ko yaha mera kaam karna pasand nahi tha…lekin karti bhi to kya, hum garib jo the…ek din usne mujhe talaq de diya..
Amtul—kahi isliye to nahi ki vidhayak tujhe chodta tha….?
Chameli (dhire se)—ji, mere pati ne ek bar dekh liya tha..
Amtul—iska matlab ki sheela, vidhayak ki beti hai….?
Chameli—ji..
Amtul—Vaise aur kisne kisne choda hai tujhe... ?
Chameli—(no response)
Amtul—dekho poori baat batao…tabhi main teri madad karunga..
Chameli—ji, chote sahab ne bhi kiya hai..kayi bar…
Amtul—hmmm…dono ne chod chod ke tumhari bur ko to bhosda hi bana diya hoga…gaand bhi maarte the ki nahi…?
Chameli—(chup)
Amtul—batao..
Chameli—ji
Amtul—kya ji…?
Chameli—ji..maarte the….ab to maine sab bata diya..ab bataiye na..kya upaay aap batane wale the…?
Amtul—bata dunga…lekin badle me main bhi teri bur aur gaand ka maza lena chahta hu…faisla tum par hai..koi jabardasti nahi hai..
Chameli kuch der tak khade khade kuch sochti rahi..phir dhire se palat kar darwaje ke paas tak gayi aur ek nazar bahar jhankne ke baad darwaja andar se band kar diya…aur palat kar vapis amtul ke samne aa kar khadi ho gayi.
Vahi dusri taraf minakshi ki shadi achchi tarah se sampann ho gayi…shadi poori hone ke do ghante baad hi vo apne sasural ke liye vida ho gayi…jis gadi me vo baithi thi usme minakshi aur driver ke alawa dulha (pappu) apni do bahno (chunni..20 yr & munni..22 yr) ke sath baitha hua tha...uska chehra ekdam murjhaya hua tha…raste me uske mobile par kisi ka missed call aaya to ek jagah pahuch kar minakshi ne gadi rokne ke liye kaha.
Chunni—yaha gadi kyo rukwa di bhabhi…? Kuch lena hai kya…?
Minakshi—vo meri ek saheli bhi mere sath meri sasural ghumne jana chahti hai…agar kisi ko koi dikkat na ho to bula lu use…? Vo sath me rahegi to mera bhi mann laga rahega vaha par..
Pappu—achcha to meri Sali aa rahi hai…hihihi…bula lo….(kaan me)..Sali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai..lage hath uski bhi suhag raat ho jayegi..hihihi
Minakshi (mushkura kar)—hihihi..(mann me)..kala kaluta..kamina kahi ka…dekhti hu ki tu kaise suhag raat manata hai mere sath..raat to hone de pahle..
Minakshi ne mobile se apni saheli ko phone kar diya ki aa jao....thodi hi der me gadi ki taraf ek sundar ladki aati huyi dikhayi di...pappu ke muh me to pani aa gaya jabki minakshi muh phade ekdam shocked ho kar rah gayi...badle me usne minakshi ko aise hairan dekh kar mushkurate huye ankh maar di…jisse minakshi ka chehra khushi se phool ki tarah khil utha.
Pappu—wow..sexy
“Are minakshi, ye kala kouwa koun hai tumhare sath….?” Pappu ne jaise hi gate khola to uss ladki ne use dekh kar vyang kiya.
Munni—dhang se baat karo…ye mere bhaiya hai aur ye meri bhabhi aur tumhare jija ji..samjhi..
“Ohhhh…sorry..jija ji…maine aap ko pahchana nahi tha..pahli baar dekha hai na, shayad isliye..” ladki ne jawab diya.
Pappu—koi baat nahi….tum meri Sali ho…mazaak kar sakti ho…ghar chal ke main vasul kar lunga..
“Kyo nahi..kyo nahi…jarur ..mujhe intazar rahega uss pal ka….lekin jija ji, kya aap aage baith jayenge, main apni dost ke paas baiyhna chahti hu..?” ladki ne kaha.
Pappu—haan..haan ..bilkul..
Pappu uth kar aage wali seat par baith gaya..aur vo ladki minakshi ke bagal me baith gayi…minakshi use dekh dekh kar mushkuraye ja rahi thi.
Munni—vaise aap ka naam kya hai…? Aur aap ki awaz to bilkul ladko jaisi lagti hai..
“Vo kya hai na ki jukham ki vajah se mera gala baith gaya hai, isliye awaz thodi bhari ho gayi hai….vaise log pyar se mujhe urvashi kahte hain.” Ladki ne munni ki baat ka jawab dete huye kaha.
Chunni—bhari nahi balki bahut bhari hai.
Asal me ye ladki koi aur nahi balki raj hai...usne firefox se pata kiya tha kisi achche make up wale ka...aaj subah subah uska hi call aaya tha kyon ki raj ne usko pahle hi bata diya tha ki aaj subah tak har haal me kaam ho jana chahiye…aise to ghar se jane nahi milta isliye usne home minister se meeting hone ki jhuthi baat kah kar ghar se nikal gaya.
Vaha pahuchte hi make up wale ne uska poora huliya hi change kar diya…yahi sab plan usne minakshi ko bhi bata diya tha raat me..yahi vajah thi ki jab minakshi ne usko aise gate up me dekha to hairan rah gayi aur phir uske chehre par khushi ki lahar daud gayi kyon ki ab vo apne aap ko surakshit mahsoos kar rahi thi.
Aise hi baate karte huye vo sab apne ghar pahuch gaye…pappu ka ghar kafi bada tha…pahuchte hi saas ne arti utar kar gadi se bahar le kar aayi..vaha kafi bheed bhad thi…darwaje par chawal ke upar lota rakha hua tha..jise minakshi ne apne pair se ludhka kar andar grih pravesh kiya…saas ki age lagbhag 60 saal ke aas paas ki lag rahi thi.
Nain naksh sundar the iss umra me bhi..rang gora..phooli huyi gaand…dono betiya bilkul apni maa par gayi thi…sabhi dulhan ko ek kamre me le gayi….thodi hi der me vaha par ladies ka mela lag gaya…minakshi abhi iss samay ghunghat me thi…kyon ki dulhan ka chehra pahli bar muh dikhayi ki rasm ke samay hi dekhne ko milta hai.
Din bhar sab ka vaha aana jana laga raha…main bhi ladki bana unke sath baitha raha…jo bhi minakshi ko chhedti mazaak me..to main bhi hasi majaak karte huye kabhi unki chuchi to kabhi gaand masal deta.
Dophar baad ghar me satya narayan bhagwan ki katha huyi..jisme pappu aur minakshi dono shamil huye….uske baad kul devta ki pooja ki gayi…kyon ki bhartiya sanskriti ke rivaj ke anusar dulhan ke pahli bar sasural aane par sabse pahle satya narayan bhagwan ki katha aur kul devta ki pooja kar ke bhagwan evam kul devta ka ashirwad prapt kiya jata hai uske baad hi anya koi rasm nibhayi jati hai..phir chahe vo suhag raat hi kyo na ho…
Ek aurat—maiye se kya kya mila hai…?
Saas (muh bana kar)—kuch nahi mila....pappu ke bapu ne to mera ladka dubo diya...kahi aur shadi hoti to na jane kitna milta...kitne hi rishte unhone thukra diye...aur iss bhikharin ko yaha le aaye...
Munni—sahi kahti ho mummy...maine socha tha ki ye dahej me 8-10 to kam se kam layegi hi..magar ek phuti koudi bhi nahi mili hame to..sach me bhikhari hi hai iska baap..hhuunnnhh
Dusri aurat—mere ladke ki shadi me to 25 lakh mile hain sath me ek car, tv, cooler, fridge, double bed, bartan aur pata nahi kitna samaan aaya hai bahu ke mayke se...bartan to itne aaye hain ki poora kamra hi bhar gaya..
Saas—hamari to kismat hi phut fgayi….hamne to samjha tha ki pappu ke bapu ke dost hain to dono ek dusre ki haisiyat jante hi honge…ab mujhe kya pata tha ki bilkul hi bhikhari hain..nahi to main ye shadi kabhi nahi hone deti..
Chunni munni aur uski maa bahut der tak dahej kam milne ka rona rote huye minakshi didi ko khari khoti sunati rahi... sun sun kar mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha...phir bhi samay ki nazakat ko samajhte huye shant rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi....lekin sab ko sabak sikhane ka mann hi mann faisla bhi kar liya.
Chunni (kaan me)—chinta mat karo bhabhi..raat me pappu bhaiya poora badla le lenge aap se..hihihihi
Khair raat bhi ho gayi….dinner karne ke baad sabhi phir se ussi room me minakshi ke paas jama ho gaye….jab ki pappu apne dosto ke sath kahi gaya hua tha…thodi der baad sab minakshi ko le kar dusre kamre me jane lagi to main bhi unke sath chala gaya.
Ye vahi room tha jisko suhag raat ke liye sajaya gaya tha…
Update Abhi Incomplete Hai..Jisko Complete Kar Raha Hu..Complete Update Will Be Posted Till 2 AM.
ye ladki to raj nikla,
ab lagta hai ki aaj pappu haath malta rah jayaga aur hamara saand minakshi ke saath suhagraat mana lega,
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