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UPDATE—270
Raj—arrey didi, jyada se jyada mujhe maar hi dega na..? maar dene do..
Tanu (muh me hath rakh kar)—nahi raj, aisa mat bolo..main tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi ab..
Raj—to kya kahta ki theek hai, main apni tanu didi ko chodunga…? Jaise ki main tumse chudwane ko kahta aur tum mujhse chudwane ko taiyar ho jati..?
Tanu (ankho me dekhte huye)—raj, tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho….? (mann me)..tum ek bar bol kar to dekho raj, tumhare liye kuch bhi karungi.
Raj—ye kaisa sawal hai didi…?
Tanu—batao na..?
Raj—kya batau..?
Tanu—yahi ki tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho... ?
Raj—pata nahi, ya phir iska jawab mere paas nahi hai.
Tanu—tumhe main achchi lagti hu…?
Raj—achchi to tum ho hi didi,
Tanu (seene me sir rakh kar)—raj, mujhe beech me chhod to nahi doge na…?
Raj—jab tak mere jism me jaan hai tab tak bilkul nahi, lekin ye sab kyo puch rahi ho tum…?
Tanu (serious face)—bas aise hi, aage ka soch kar darr lagta hai ki kahi zamane se darr kar tum mujhe chhod to nahi doge…?
Raj—main chhodne walo me se nahi hu didi, ek bar jisse chipak gaya, phir vo khud bhi mujhse picha chhudana chahe to nahi chhuda sakti.
Tanu—raj, main tumse kuch kahna chahti hu..
Raj—jo kahna hai kah lena lekin abhi mujhe bahut susu lagi hai. Didi, tum karogi mere sath susu….? Dekho tumne vada kiya tha mere sath susu karne ka.
Tanu—hmmm, chalo.
Main aur tanu didi bathroom me aa gaye. Maine jaldi se apna pant ki zip kholi aur bhayankar singh ko bahar nikal kar mootra varsha karne laga jabki tanu didi ankhe phade mujhe dekh rahi thi.
Raj—didi, ye cheating hai…chalo tum bhi jaldi se susu karo. Aaj mujhe tumhare sath me susu karna hai..
Tanu ne kuch der socha aur phir apni jeans aur panty khiska kar niche mootne baith gayi. Thodi hi der me ek madhur seeti ki goonj sunayi dene lagi.
Raj—ye kya didi, tum to baith kar moot rahi ho…?
Tanu—ladkiya aise hi karti hain..
Raj—achcha to ye baat hai, phir ruko, main bhi tumhare samne baith kar susu karunga. Abhi mootna nahi, thoda ruko, mujhe baithne do.
Pant pahan kar niche baithne me taklif ho rahi thi to maine use utar kar phenk diya aur aise hi niche se nanga ho kar tanu ke samne baith gaya aur mootne laga…aise baith kar mootne se mere lund lund se nikal rahi dhar sidhe tanu ki bur par ja ke takra rahi thi.
Raj—didi, susu karte huye ye seeti kyo baja rahi ho…?
Tanu (sharma kar)—dhatt pagal, main thodi hi baja rahi hu, vo hum ladkiya jab peshab karti hain to aise hi awaz aati hai.
Raj—lekin mere susu karne se to seeti nahi bajti hai..
Tanu—ladko ki nahi bajti.
Raj—achcha, ye baat hai..ruko mujhe dekhne do..ki seeti kaha se baj rahi hai…?
Tanu (ankhe band kar)—tera jo mann kare aaj dekh le..
Raj (bur ko dekh)—hihihihihi..didi, chachi ki tarah tumhari bhi lulli nahi hai ..hihihihihi..lagta hai dono ki lulli kisi ne kaat di..? hihihihihi
Tanu (chounk kar)—tumhe kaise malum ki mummy ke lulli nahi hai…? Kab dekha tumne…?
Raj (mann me)—maiya chud gayi..Sali juban fisal gayi..bhosdike ab jaldi se kuch bahana bana..warna hath aayi nayi bur nikal jayegi.
Tanu (ghurte huye)—bata, kab dekha tumne meri mummy ki…?
Raj—vo didi, ek din main chachi ke kamre me gaya tha to vah mujhe nahi dikhi to maine socha ki jab unke room me aaya hi hu to unke bathroom me susu to kam se kam karta hi jau to main unke bathroom me pant utar kar ghus gaya to vaha dekah ki chachi apni saree upar kar ke susu kar rahi thi. Bas tabhi dekh liya tha maine chachi ki susu wali jagah.
Tanu—aur mummy ne kya kaha.... ?
Raj—pahle to chachi bahut gussa ho gayi lekin jab maine kaha ki main ghar chhod kar ja raha hu to vah achche se baat karne lagi aur kaha ki maine jo dekha hai vo kisi ko na batau. Haan, chachi ne apni susu wali jagah ka kuch naam bhi bataya tha lekin main bhul gaya.vaise maine unse bhi pucha tha ki aapki lulli kaha gayi to unhone kaha ki hamari aisi hi hoti hai.
Tanu (hairan)—kya sach me... ? mummy ne tujhe apni vo dekhne ke baad bhi kuch nahi kaha…?
Raj—nahi, balki yahi kaha ki agar tum meri har baat manoge aur kisi ko bataoge nahi to main tumhe apni susu roj dikhaungi...aur bol rahi thi ki main tumhe ek din apni dungi.
Tanu (shocked)—kyaaaa...aisa kaha mummy ne... ?
Raj—haan, lekin meri samajh me nahi aaya ki vo mujhe apni kya dene ko bol rahi thi.... ?
Tanu (mann me)—jarur tumhara itna bada aur mota lund dekh kar mummy ki bur me pani aa gaya hoga. Sharam nahi aati apne bete jaise bhatije ko apna phata hua bhosda dikhate huye aur to aur apni dene ke firaq me bhi hain. Ab samjhi ki unke dil me achanak se raj ke liye itna pyar kaha se umad aaya. Tabhi to vah raj ko mere sath aane nahi de rahi thi. Socha hoga ki sab chale jayenge to ghar me akeli hone ka fayda utha lungi, raj ko apni bur de kar use phansa lungi. Hey bhagwan, ab to mujhe raj ko apni mummy se bhi bacha kar rakhna hoga. Lekin kahi agar mymmy ne sach me hi raj se apni bur chudwa li aur agar kahi raj unki bur ka deewana ho gaya to maine jo raj ko le kar pyar ke sapne dekhe hain, unka kya hoga.. ? ye bewaqoof to pahle se hi bur dekhne ke liye mara ja raha hai. nahi..nahi...main raj ko mummy ki bur ka deewana nahi hone dungi. Mujhe aaj raat hi kuch karna hoga. Raj sirf mera hai. Main usse pyar karti hu.
Raj—batao na didi, chachi mujhe apni kya dene ko bol rahi thi…?
Tanu—vo sab chhod..mujhe nahi pata. Achcha raj, uss din tu mujhse kuch dikhane ko bol raha tha na... ?
Raj—kya dikhane ko bol raha tha didi... ?
Tanu—uss din haweli me bol raha tha na ki didi mujhe apni dikha do..
Raj—kab…?
Tanu—arrey buddhu, uss din dad ke samne bol raha tha na ki tanu didi mujhe apni dikha nahi rahi hain aur phir dad ne kaha tha ki tanu raj ko dikha do jo vo dekhna chahta hai..yaad aaya…?
Raj (sochne ka natak karte huye)—huuunn…kya bol raha tha main…?
Tanu—arrey, mummy ke samne bhi to bola tha na ki chachi tum hi dikha do, tanu didi nahi dikha rahi hain to..
Raj—kya bola tha maine…? Mujhe yaad nahi aa raha hai..
Tanu (jhunjhla kar)—idiot, uss din mere piche pada tha na ki tanu didi mujhe apni bur dikha do..
Raj—arrey haan, yaad aaya..bur..haan, bur dikhane ko maine bola tha..jaldi batao..kaha hai bur..? mujhe bur dekhna hai.. mujhe dekhne ka bahut mann karta hai..didi, batao na kaha hai bur…?
Tanu (ankho me dekhte huye)—pahle bata, dekhega apni tanu didi ki bur…?
Complete Update 11.30 AM Tak.
