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Abhay poori raat uss paheli ka jawab internet par search karta raha aur subah uski ankh lag gayi…jabki main subah uth kar fresh hone ke baad haweli se nikal gaya.
Raj (mann me)—madarchod abhay, ab dhoondta rah uss paheli ka jawab…ab main chala apni paheli ka jawab dhoondne … dekhu to jara ki chhamiya kya janti hai wasiyat ke baare me…? Chhamiya ke dil me koun sa raaz hai…?
Yahi sab sochte huye main jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya..chhamiya se milne ke liye..
Ab aage…..
Main jab jyoti ke yaha pahucha tab tak jyoti duty par ja chuki thi..mujhe dekhte hi chhamiya, kumkum aur gayatri ke chehre par rounk aa gayi..kumkum aa kar sidhe mere seene se lag gayi aur gaaytri apni bari aane ka intazar karne lagi.
Kumkum—aap bina bataye kaha gayab ho jate ho..?
Raj—duty par tha darling..
Kumkum—kaisi duty hai ye ki apni aur apne hone wale bachche ke liye bilkul bhi time na de…? Mera nahi to kam se kam apne hone wale bachche ka to khyal kar liya karo..
Raj—khyal tha tabhi to dekho aa gaya na..(mann me)..madarchod, kitne hone wale bachcho ka khyal karu…? Inki maa ko chodu, yaha to do darzan aurte iss saand ke lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha paida karne wali hain…kis kis ka khyal rakhu ? jis ki bur me bhi ek baar lund ghused kar pel deta hu, vahi madarchod gabhin ho jati hai..sala sardardi ban gaya hai ab to ye chodna bhi..
Gayatri—bahut theek to kah rahi hai..aise samay me ek aurat ko sabse jyada apne pati ki jarurat hoti hai..ab tu apni biwi ka khyal nahi rakhega to koun rakhega…? vaise bhi bechari ka samay nazdik hi hai..
Raj—tum bhi aa jao maa..tum kyo door khadi ho…? (dhire se)..tu bhi to mere lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha dene wali hai.
Gayatri bhi aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main dono ke sath bedroom me aa gaya aur dono ke hotho ko chum kar unhe bahlane laga jisse unki shikayat door ho jaye.
Kumkum—ab main aapko kahi nahi jane dungi..
Raj—kahi nahi jaunga meri randiyo..
Gayatri—kitna besharm ho gaya hai jo apni maa aur apni biwi ko randi bol raha hai..
Raj—maine kya galat bola... ? kya tum dono meri randi nahi ho... ?
Gayatri—hoon, main teri personal randi hu lekin uske sath sath main teri maa bhi hu..
Kumkum—aur main biwi
Raj—vaise maa, date kab ki hai... ?
Gayatri—bas agle hafte ki date hai hum dono saas bahu ki...mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai..
Raj—kis baat ki tension…?
Gayatri—ek to main vidhwa hu upar se iss umra me maa banungi to log kya kahenge…? Badi badnami hogi sab ki..
Raj—isme tension kaisi..? dekho maa, tum dono ki date same hi hai…to tum apne bachche ko kumkum ka bachcha bata dena sab ko..bas tension khatam..
Kumkum—matlab…?
Raj—matlab ye ki sab ko ye batana ki kumkum ne judwa bachcho ko janam diya hai..iss tarah se badnami bhi nahi hogi aur dono bachcho ko unki maa bhi mil jayegi..
Gayatri—haan ye sahi idea hai…lekin kumkum tumhe to koi dikkat nahi hai na…?
Kumkum—mujhe kyo dikkat hogi…mujhe koun sa use apna doodh pilana hai..use doodh to uski maa matlab ki aap hi pilaogi na maa ji…?
Gayatri—vo sab to theek hai beta lekin doctor ne agar sab bata diya kisi ko tab….?
Raj—doctor kuch nahi batayegi…aap dono doctor mona ko dikhana…usse meri baat ho chuki hai..vo sab sambhal legi..
Kumkum (ghurte huye)—kyo…? Usko bhi pet se kar diya kya aapne…?
Raj—hihihihi..arrey nahi darling…main tumhare alawa kisi ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi..tum khamkha mujh par shak karti ho..
Kumkum—jisne apni maa ko nahi chhoda, bhala vo dusri ko kaise chhod dega…? Agar aisa hua to hum dono saas bahu mil kar aapki vo doctor mona ki gaand me lal mirchi bhar dengi..haan..
Dono se kafi der tak baat karne ke baad main vaha se uth kar chhamiya ke paas chala gaya jo ki mere liye coffee bana rahi thi..maine usko piche se pakad liya aur uske doodh dabane laga.
Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…rajjj..mat karo na…malkin dekh lengi to gadbad ho jayegi…aaahhhhh
Raj—arrey koi nahi ayega..chal jaldi se ek bar apni bur ka maza de de…
Chhamiya—aaahhhh...nahi de sakti majburi hai..
Raj—kyo nahi de sakti... ? abhi tak to bolti thi ki aaj se meri bur par sirf tumhara hi haq hai, kitna jaldi badal gayi..
Chhamiya—main badli nahi hu..ab bhi aapki vahi chhamiya hu..
Chhamiya—chhee, maine uss din se unko hath lagane nahi diya..
Raj—phir bur dene se kyo mana kar rahi hai... ?
Chhamiya—vo doctor ne mana kiya hai karne ko..
Raj—doctor ne mana kiya hai.. ? doctor ki maa ka bhosda..vo madarchod koun hota hai bur chudwane ke liye mana karne wala... ?
Chhamiya—vo isliye..kyon ki main tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hu..
Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa..ek aur bachcha…? (mann me)..Maiya chud gayi…yaha meri gaand phati ja rahi hai madarchod..aur idhar inki maa ko chodu..sab ki sab gabhin gabhin khel rahi hain…lagta hai ki sab mil kar madarchod mujhe kaurvo ka baap dhritrashtra bana kar manengi …aur phir unme mahabharat hogi…agar sheetal didi aur sadhana ko pata chala to vah dono mil ke meri gaand hi tod dengi..
Chhamiya (sharmate huye)—vo 8th mahina chal raha hai na isliye mana kiya hai doctor ne..
Raj—badhiya hai..bahut badhiya…iss khushi me bur na sahi gaand to de hi sakti ho na ki doctor ne gaand dene se bhi mana kiya hai…?
Chhamiya—uske liye to kuch kaha nahi lekin agar bachche ko kuch nuksan hua to…?
Raj—arrey yaar, mujhe tum ek baat batao ki maa tum apni bur se banogi ya apni gaand se…?
Chhamiya (sharma kar)—gaand se bhi kabhi kisi ke bachcha paida hota hai bhala…?
Raj—vahi to main samjha raha hu..bachcha to teri bur phad ke bahar niklega..to phir gaand dene me bachche ko kaise khatra ho sakta hai..chal jaldi se gaand de de..
Chhamiya—lekin…
Raj—lekin vekin kuch nahi..chal..bahut dhire dhire aur pyar se teri gaand marunga..
Main chhamiya ko pakad kar jyoti ke room me le gaya aur darwaja band kar ke uski saree upar khiskaya aur gaand me dher sala sarso ka tel gira kar uski gaand dhire dhire maarne laga.
Chhamiya—aaahhh..dhire rajjj..pet me lagta hai…aaaahhh
Raj—bilkul dhire dhire maarunga..chinta mat kar…achcha chhamiya, tum wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti ho kya…?
Chhamiya—aaahhhhh..wasiyat..koun si wasiyat…? Mujh garib ke paas koun si wasiyat hogi sahab…meri izzat hi meri wasiyat thi jiske malik aap ho, vo to aap ko de hi chuki hu..aaahhhhh
Raj—main iski baat nahi kar raha balki apni wasiyat ki baat kar raha hu…
Chhamiya—main kuch samjhi nahi…
Raj—achcha ye batao ki kabhi kisi ne tumhe koi paper wagairah diya tha ya tumhe koi paper mila tha kahi…?
Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…aapki baate meri samajh me nahi aati..jane kya baate kar rahe ho….? Mujh garib ke paas agar koi asiyat hoti to kya yaha dusre ke ghar me jhadu, pochha aur bartan saaf kar rahi hoti…?
Raj—tum samjhi nahi…main tumhari baat nahi kar raha hu…asal me mere purkho ki wasiyat kahi kho gayi hai jo mil nahi rahi hai aur uska milna mere liye bahut jaruri hai…maine bahut talash kiya to ek admi se mulaqat huyi jo ki apni antim saanse gin raha tha, usne marte marte tumhara naam liya. Isliye maine tumse pucha..
Chhamiya (hairan)—mera naam liya…? Koun tha vo…?
Raj—pata nahi..maine usse jab wasiyat ke baare me pucha to uske muh se bas itna hi nikla ki ‘chhamiya’ iske baad vo mar gaya.
Chhamiya (hairan)—ajib baat hai..koun ho sakta hai vo aur usne mera naam kyo liya….? Main to koi wasiyat ke baare me nahi janti..
Raj—kahte hain ki marne wala kabhi jhuth nahi bolta..yaad karo, ho sakta hai ki wasiyat na sahi par kabhi kisi ne tumhe kuch diya ho….?
Chhamiya (sochte huye)—nahii rajj, mujhe to aisa kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…
Raj (udas)—theek hai koi baat nahi..jane do..
Maine uski gaand maarte huye apna pani uski gaand me hi bhar diya..aur phir vapis kumkum ke paas aa gaya…kuch der dono se baat karne ke baad main nahane chala gaya..chhamiya apne aap ko saaf kar ke mere liye khana banane me lag gayi…lekin khana banate huye bhi uska dimag meri kahi baat par hi ghum raha tha…achanak hi vo khana banana chhod kar tezi se meri taraf bhagi main uss samay naha hi raha tha…poore sharir me sabun laga raha tha.
Chhamiya—rajj..darwaja kholo..
Raj—kyo kya hua chhamiya…? Main naha raha hu..tumhe bhi nahana hai kya mere sath…?
Chhamiya—nahi, mujhe bas kuch yaad aaya hai jo aap puch rahe the..
Ye sunte hi mera nahana yakayak ruk gaya…maine turant vise hi darwaja khol diya..mere poore nange sharir me sabun lagi huyi thi…mujhe aise dekh kar chhamiya chounk gayi.
Chhamiya—arrey ye kya…? Pahle sabun to dho lo aur kuch pahan lo..
Raj—sabun gaya maa chudane..tum ye batao ki kya yaad aaya…?
Chhamiya—vo jab main aslam sahab ke yaha kaam karti thi na tab ek din main kuch samaan lene ke liye market gayi thi.. ussi samay ek admi daudta hua aaya..uske piche kuch gunde pade huye the..bhagte huye vo jaise hi mere bagal se gujra to usne ek kagaz mere hatho me pakda diya..main uski iss harkat par gussa ho kar kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi vo gunde usko dhoondte huye vaha pahuch gaye..aur vo mere paas se daudne laga..lekin unn logo ne use gher liya aur usko maarte huye jabardasti ek gadi me baitha kar kahi le gaye.
Raj (hairan)—kya likha tha usme…? Kaha hai vo kagaz…?
Chhamiya—mujhe padhna thodi na aata hai jo mujhe malum hoga..haan, vo kagaz abhi bhi mere paas hi hai, abhi le kar aati hu..
Chhamiya vaha se apne room me chali gayi aur maine jaldi se shower on kar ke apne jism me lage sabun ko saaf kiya aur phir towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya..thodi hi der me chhamiya ek kagaz le kar aayi aur mujhe pakda diya…maine jaldi se usko khol kar dekha to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya.
Raj (dimag kharab, mann me)—madarchod, iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdike ne nautanki macha rakhi hai..paheli hi paheliya kam thi jo madarchod ne itni dher paheli likh kar mar gaya..ek paheli ka jawab to mil nahi raha tha, ye paheliyo ka bhandar alag se mil gaya.
Uss kagaz me kul 9 paheliya likhi huyi thi, jo iss prakar hain..
Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?
Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?
Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?
Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?
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Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.
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Birthday Special- III (Final)
Jaise hi maine palat kar dekha to vaha sheetal didi khadi huyi thi..shayad unhone shashi ki kahi gayi baat ko sun liya tha.. aur isliye vah shashi aur mujhe thoda gusse me dekh rahi thi…didi ke chehre ko dekh kar main samajh gaya ki sab ke samne meri izzat utarne wali hai.
“Kyaaa…kahaaa..tumneee…Jijuu…?” unhone aate hi shashi ko dekh kar prashna jad diya.
Raj (hadbada kar)—sss..shashi..ye meri didi hain..aur didi..ye shashi hai….ye shashi ki didi damini hai, thanedar hai aur ye inn dono ki mummy hain….aur damini, mummy ji, ye meri sheetal didi hain…didi, aap samjhi nahi..idhar aao main samjhata hu..
Shashi unki baat ka jawab dene hi wali thi ki main samajh gaya ki shashi kya bolegi isliye uske kuch bolne se ke pahle hi sheetal didi ko pakad kar main ek taraf le gaya.
Sheetal (gusse me)—tu mujhe yaha kyo le aaya…? Usne tujhe jiju kyo bola... ? tera uski bahan ke sath kya chakkar hai…? Aur tu uski maa ko itna makkhan laga ke mummy ji..mummy ji kyo bol raha tha…? Yaha ghar me to kisi ko ji laga ke nahi bola kabhi…
Raj—didi, aap samjhi nahi..vo baat ye hai ki ye jo shashi hai na,..ye mere dost siraj se pyar karti hai aur siraj bhi usko chahta hai..yaha tak ki maine hi dono ki shadi ki baat shashi ki mummy se tay ki thi..islite siraj ka dost hone ke naate vo mujhe jiju kah ke bulati hai..
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—ohh..to ye baat hai…dekh, kahi tu jhuth to nahi bol raha hai na…? tera uski bahan se sach me koi chakkar vakkar to nahi hai na…?
Raj—didi, bhala maine aaj tak aap se kabhi jhuth bola hai, jo aaj bolunga…? Aap ko to mujh par hamesha shaq karne ki aadat ho gayi hai…aapne dekha nahi ki uski bahan mujhe sir kah ke bula rahi thi..phir bhi agar yakin nahi aa raha hai aap ko to main siraj ko bulata hu, aap khud usse hi puch lena..
Sheetal—theek.. theek hai..jane do..mujhe abhi kaam hai…
Sheetal didi ke jate hi maine chain ki saans li…siraj ne aa kar shashi ko attend kar liya…mehmano ka aagman chalu tha.. bade mama santu aur sapna mami ke sath chote mama dinesh aur dimple bhi aayi thi..sabhi pahle mujhse aa kar mile.
Raj—pranam mama ji..pranam mami..
Santu—jeete raho beta..janam din mubarak ho..
Dimple—happy birthday bhaiya
Raj—thanks mami..(kaan me)..mami gajab dha rahi ho, aao kone me chalte hain udhar andhere me..
Sapna (kaan me)—besharam, mere aate hi tujhe apni mami ki lene ki sujhne lagi…vaise to kabhi dhyan nahi aata ki mami ke ghar ja kar unki le lu…
Raj (dhire se)—koi baat nahi mami, jaldi aunga aap ki lene..
Dimple (mann me)—lagta hai ki bhaiya, badi maa ko chodne ka plan bana rahe hain.. ?
Sapna—vaise raj tune hamari devrani arushi par kya jadu kar diya hai... ?
Raj—kyo mami kya hua... ?
Sapna—devar ji use lene uske maayke gaye the to usne inko ulte pair hi vapis bhej diya, dhang se baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki arushi ne saaf saaf bol diya ki agar vo kisi ke sath jayegi to sirf tumhare sath..uske mata pita bhi pareshan hain uski iss vyavhar se…tum ek bar ghum kyo nahi aate arushi ke yaha…suna hai ki vo pet se hai.
Raj—theek hai mami..main kal hi ja kar dekhta hu, kya baat hai..? (mann me)..iss arushi ka matter jald se jald saltana padega..arushi bahut innocent ladki hai, pagal kahi kuch kar na le..?
Lekin tabhi vaha maa aa gayi aur unhe apne sath le gayi...gaon wale bhi lagbhag sabhi aa chuke the..central home minister ka bhi call aaya to kuch der unse baat ki..DGP sir bh apni family ke sath aa chuke the..maine unka welcome kiya…kuch hi pal me vaha lalita mousi bhi pahuch gayi jinhe dekh kar maa, sadhana aur sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya..unhe vo sab yaad aa gaya jo lalita mousi ne hamare sath kiya tha…lekin aaj vo koi tamasha nahi chahti thi isliye na chahte huye bhi maa unke paas chali gayi jabki sadhana aur sheetal unke paas se muh pher kar door chali gayi.
Ab tak sabhi log aa chuke the kuch ek ko chhod kar..tabhi ek gadi aur aa kar ruki ..usme se utarne wale shakhs ko dekh kar atul chounk gaya sath me vah shakhs bhi..uske sath kuch aur log bhi the.
Amtul (shocked)—firefoxxxx..aur yaha…?
Ji haan, ye aur koi nahi balki firefox hi tha, jisko maine invite kiya tha…lekin uska amtul ko dekh kar chiunkna mujhe bhi samajh me nahi aaya…vo aate hi mere gale mila mubarakbad dene ke baad.
Amtul—abe.lomdi tum yaha kaise….?
Firefox—arrey tin tin bhaiya..aap bhi yaha ho..kamaal ho gaya…? Vahi to main bhi soch raha hu ki tum yaha kaise aa gaye..? lagta hai ki raj bhai ne sab chodu logo ki team bana li hai…?
Raj (hairan)—yaar, tum dono ek dusre ko pahle se jante ho... ?
Firefox—haan, raj bhai...ek bar hill station picnic tour par hamari mulaqat huyi thi….
Iron—amtul, tumne bataya nahi ki tumhara naam tin tin bhi hai…?
Amtul—ye sab iss kamine ka hi kaam hai..
Firefox—hua kuch yoon bhai ki hum sath me bus me safar kar rahe the to amtul bhaiya ko jo bhi sundar kanya ya aurat dikhti, ye uske piche ja kar khade ho jate…aur phir idhar udhar dekh kar sab ki nazar se bachte bachate uski gaand me ungli thoons dete…jab vo aurat ya ladki apni gaand ya bur me piche se kisi ki ungli achanak ghusne par gusse se palat kar dekhti to amtul bhaiya turant bus me ek kinare lagi huyi alarm wali rassi pakad kar khich dete jisse tin tin ki awaz karte huye ghanti bajne lagti…bas tabhi se maine inka naam tin tin bhaiya rakh diya.
Raj—hahahahaha…gajab hai amtul bhi..
Amtul (gusse me)—mere achche khase naam ki aisi taisi kar ke rakh diya tune lomdi..
Firefox—main to tumhe famous kar ke amar bana raha hu…
Amtul—lekin tumne ye nahi bataya ki tum raj ko kaise jante ho…?
Raj—vo main batata hu…(phir maine sab bata diya jaise meri firefox se mulaqat aur dosti huyi.)
Amtul—theek kiya...bas issi ek maha chodu admi ki kami thi team me..vo bhi poori ho gayi aaj...vaise iska dimag bahut tez chalta hai khurafati cheezo me...chalo achcha kiya raj ne tumhe apni team me shamil karne ka faisla le kar...
Phir amtul ne chodu gang ke baki team member’s se firefox ka parichay karwaya...jitu se parichay karate samay jab firefox ki nazar richa par gayi to usne bhi vahi samjha jo bakiyo ne samjha tha..jiske chalte usne bhi richa ko bhabhi kah ke namaste kiya jisse richa ka mood aur kharab ho gaya aur vo jitu ko ek kinare le ja kar uss par baras padi.
Richa (gusse me)—ye bata rakha hai tumne sab ko ki main teri girl friend hu... ?
Jitu—nahi didi, maone kisi ko kuch nahi bataya...vo sab ek handsome ladke ke sath itni sundar pari ko dekh kar meri girl friend samajh rahe hain to main kya karu... ?
Richa (gusse me)—kya kar sakta hu ka kya matlab hai... ? tu unhe bata nahi sakta tha ki main teri bahan hu.. ? ab samjhi ki tu mujhe yaha kyo le kar aaya hai... ?
Jitu—tum galat soch rahi ho didi...aur main sab ko bata kar aap ko sharminda nahi karna chahta tha sabke samne..phir bhi agar aap ki yahi ichcha hai to yahi sahi..
Idhar richa gusse me jitu ko jhadne me lagi huyi thi..udhar firefox aur amtul apne me mast the..tabhi mera dhyan uske sath aaye huye logo par gaya.
Raj—yaar, tumne apne dosto se parichay nahi karaya...
Amtul—haan, yaar hame bhi to milwa apne dosto se...
Firefox—sorry bhai, main to bhul hi gaya tha..dosto ye hain Raj, yaha ke SP, aur ye hain inki police team ke chodu member, amtul, iron man, siraj patel aur udhar vo jisko uski mehbooba jhaad rahi hai, vo hai jitu…aur raj bhai ye sabhi XForum ke mashhoor writer aur kuch reader’s hain..
Choot Ka Pujari sorry Prem Ka Pujari—Prem dena aur prem lena hi inka kaam hai…matlab ki niche se..apna niche wala ladki ko dena aur badle me uski niche wali lena, yahi kaam hai inka….vaise Ye peshe se ek vakil hain…lekin kewal ladies case hi lete hain..unse case ladne ka koi paisa nahi lete bas unki niche wali le le kar case ki fees vasool kar lete hain.
Kamdev99008—ye XForum ke bahut achche writer aur reader hain…kabhi kabhi to ye apne review se hi writer ki bina tel lagaye hi gaand maar lete hain….ye pahle to apne kaam ka baan chala kar logo ko chudakkad banate the..lekin aaj kal chudakkad bhaiyo ko moksh ka anupam gyan pradan kar rahe hain..vaise inki ek kahani bahut achchi thi…Lund Apna Aur Choot Parayi..Sorry..sorry..Dil Apna Aur Preet Parayi…inke paas agar koi kanya moksh ka upaay puchne aa gayi to ye uski yahi sunate hain..
"Kanya Tere Maathe Par Bahut Tez Hai Aur Teri Gaand Me Ek Chhed Hai, Ja Jaldi Se Ganga Me Snaan Kar Aur Vo Gaand Ka Chhed Mujhe Daan Kar,
Jo Apni Gaand Mujhse Marwayegi Sirf Vahi Gandmari Moksh Payegi."
Enigma—inke baare me jo bhi kahu vo kam hi hoga...ye bahut hi sanskari aur luchch vicharo sorry uchch vicharo wale admi hain...ye apne swabhav aur vicharo se hi ladkiyo aur aurato ko sammohit kar ke unki bur me lund pel dete hain.. bahut hi sanskari chudakkad hain ye bhai...inki aaj kal ek kahani chal rahi hai ..’Pyar-100 Baar’ bahut hi khubsurat sanskaro wali chudakkad kahani hai..padh ke dil aur lund dono khush ho jate hain...ye samajh lo ki ye kahani reader’s ke dil me corona virus ki tarah kaam karti hai..agar ek update padh lo to dil me utarti chali jati hai.
Dr. Chutiya—ye bhi behad honhar aur kabil writer hone ke sath sath ek doctor bhi hain..lekin inka koi bharosa nahi ki mariz ko kab aur koun sa injection laga de...achche khase admi ko bhi mariz bana kar rakh dete hain..kul mila kar logo ko chutiya banana hi inka dhandha hai...bhali changi bhabhiyo ko chutiya bana kar ye unki gaand maar lete hain.
Last benchers—ye kabhi bahut sharif student hua karte the…hamesha class me sabse aage wali bench par hi baithte the aur vaha se poore period ye apni class teacher madam ki badi gaand ko hi ghurte rahte the…ek bar ye apni madam ki gaand ko taktaki lagaye dekhne me magan the ki tabhi madam ne inse barish ke upar kavita sunane ko kah diya..ab inka dhyan to madam ki gaand par tha to inhone jo kavita sunayi uske baad madam ne inhe turant last bench par bhaga diya.. aur phir unhone apne period me inko kabhi aage baithna nasib nahi hone diya..bas tabhi se inka naam last benchers pad gaya….vo kavita kuch aisi thi..
“Rimjhim Rimjhim Barish Aayi, Do Phool Khile Madam Ke Upwan Me, Main Bhi Tabhi Madam Se Milne Aaya, Khatiya Bichhayi Aangan Me ,
Khade Khade Vahi Mujhse Madam Chud Gayi, Barish Ke Mousam Me.”
Mr. X796—ye bhi bahut bade wale chuddakad maharathi reader hain..apne college ki lagbhag sabhi madam ki bur pel chuke hain, phir class ki ladkiya kaha bachne wali thi..jiska natiza ye hua ki ek madam to inke bachche ki maa bhi ban chuki hai.
MNSHKMR—ye bahut sharif admi hai…ye jis ko bhi chodte hain uske naam ka pahla akshar apne naam me jod lete hain.. bahut hi nek dil insaan hain ye….ye bhi ek ssanskrit aur sachche dil ke reader hain.
Sorbobhuk—ye top class xforum ke reader hain…inhe bhoka chodi bahut pasand hai..ye bhi hamare xforum ke maha chodu reader’s me se ek hain..lekin dil ke bahut sachche hain..doordarshita inke andar koot koot kar bhari huyi hai.. ye baat alag hai ki bur kootne me koi kasar baki nahi rakhte..
Maine sabhi ka welcome kiya…udhar richa abhi bhi jitu ko sunate ja rahi thi lekin ganimat rahi ki beech me sheetal didi aa gayi aur vo richa ko apne sath le gayi.
Jitu (mann me)—richa didi ko patane ka tarika raj se puchta hu..vo hi kuch idea bata sakta hai..
Ye soch kar jitu mere paas aa gaya aur apne sath thoda kinare le aaya..uske chehre par asmanjas ke badal mandra rahe the ki akhir vo kaise iss baat ko puche…?
Raj—kya baat hai bhai..kuch tension hai kya, bhabhi ne jyada to nahi daant diya…?
Jitu—nahi yaar vo baat nahi hai..bas mujhe ek baat karni thi…?
Raj—haan pucho..
Jitu—yaar, mera dost hai, vo sala apni hi sagi bahan se pyar karta hai aur usse shadi bhi karna chahta hai…maine use bahut samjhaya ki ye galat hai lekin vo kuch samajhne ko taiyar hi nahi hai..vo mera bahut achcha dost hai..lekin uski didi use nahi chahti..vo chahta hai ki main uski madad karu..meri to samajh me nahi aa raha ki kaise uski madad karu ki uski didi bhi use chahne lage…? Vo to iss rishte ko paap samajhti hai..
Raj—hmmm, to tum kya chahte ho…?
Jitu—tum hi koi idea batao na ki uski didi bhi use pyar karne lage..
Raj—hmm, vaise ek idea to hai mere paas..lekin thoda risk lena padega usko..
Jitu—tum batao to sahi..main use bata dunga baki risk lena na lena uski jimmedari hai..
Raj (jeb se kuch nikal kar)—ye le..yahi hai vo idea..
Jitu (shocked)—ye kya bhai…ye to mangal sutra hai…?
Raj—haan, apne dost ko bol dena ki ek neckless me lapet kar apni didi ke gale me kisi tarah se pahna de..bas..kaam ho jayega….mangal sutra pahnate hi uski didi uski biwi ban jayegi..simple..
Jitu (shocked)—bhai, ye idea kuch jyada hi risky nahi lagta aap ko…? Ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki uski didi ye utar kar uske muh par hi phenk de…?
Raj—haan jarur kar sakti hai, lekin agar uski bahan achche sanskaro wali huyi to gale se mangal sutra utarne se pahle hazar bar sochegi…
Jitu—theek hai maan lo usne aisa kar diya tab bhi uski didi ne mangal sutra utar kar ulta hi peet diya aur ghar me bata diya to…?
Raj—vo mangal sutra utar sakti hai, apne bhai ko peet bhi sakti hai lekin ghar me batayegi nahi kisi ko…vaise vo mangal sutra utaregi nahi, peet jarur sakti hai…bas uss halat me uske dost ko chahiye ki apni didi se baat karna band kar de aur ghar me uske samne hi khoob daru piye…tab tak aisa kare jab tak ki vo khud hi aa kar apni maang me sindoor bharne ko na bol de…
Jitu—ok, maan lo bhai ki uski didi bhi maan gayi lekin unki shadi to nahi ho sakti na..mera matlab hai ki unki maa iss rishte ke liye kaise razi hogi…?
Raj—uska bhi idea hai mere paas..
Jitu—kyaa bhai sach me…? Jaldi batao na..
Raj (jeb se kuch nikal kar)—ye lo..dusra idea..
Jitu (chounk kar)—ye kyaaa…ek aur mangal sutra…? Lekin kis liye…?
Raj—tumhare dost ki maa ke liye..apne dost ko bol dena ki dusra mangal sutra apni maa ko pahna de..
Jitu (shocked)—kyaaa…maa ko…! Bhai tum mere dost ki madad karna chahte ho ya uski maiyat nikalwana chahte ho…?
Raj—main to madad hi kar raha hu..aisa karne se uski problem bhi solve ho jayegi aur sath me ek ke sath ek free biwi bhi mil jayegi.
Jitu—bhai, vo uski maa hai..
Raj—haan to kya hua...ab maa ke sath sath uski biwi bhi ban jayegi vo...balki main to kahta hu ki tumhare dost ko sabse pahle maa ko mangal sutra pahnana chahiye...jab vo uske lund ki deewani ho jayegi tab apni bahan ke gale me bhi mangal sutra pahna dega..aur sath me apni maa ko bata dega ki vo didi ko pyar karta hai aur shadi karna chahta hai...isse uski maa khud hi uski didi ko samjha bujha kar apne bete ke liye taiyar kar degi...simple yaar..
Jitu (mann me)—ye raj to bahut bada kamina hai...isne to mujhe marne wala idea bata diya hai..vaise raj ka kahna bhi sahi hai..agar main maa ko set kar lu to phir didi ko patane me maa meri help kar sakti hai...vaise maa bhi to mast bhare huye badan ki hai...aaj hi raat ko maa par ye idea try karunga..
Raj—kya sochne lage... ?
Jitu—kuch nahi bhai..main bata dunga apne dost ko..
Raj—achcha jitu, ek kaam karo..apni team ko alert rahne ko bol do...tum sab yaha ki har gati vidhi par paini nazar rakhna.
Jitu—koi khas vajah... ?
Raj—haan....shayad black star kuch lafda karne wala hai meri birthday par..
Jitu—chinta mat karo bhai..uski maiya daiya sab chod dalenge hum..aap stage sambhalo..uss gaandu ko hum sambhal lenge..
Uske baad stage par announcement hone laga to main vaha aa gaya…sadhana (meri samajh me sheetal), maa,thakurain, roopa chachi, seema chachi aur bhi ghar ke log vaha baithe huye the. ..sabhi mehman utsukta se iss ghadi ki pratiksha me baithe huye the…
Malti—raj beta, ab cake kaato..sab log aa chuke hain..phir sagai bhi to karni hai tumhe..
Raj (mike hath me le kar)—mere janam din ke uplakshya me yaha aaye huye mere sabhi gaon vasi, mere dosto, DGP sir, mere sah karmiyo aur anya ganmanya atithi gan…..main aap sabhi ka yaha aane ke liye hriday se abhivadan karta hu…apne janam din ka cake kaatne se pahle main chand shabd kahna chahta hu..
Raj—maine iss gaon me bahut hi aarthik tangi, garibi aur bhukh mari dekhi hai…unke sir par na to dhang ki chhat hai, na tann dhakne ke liye badan par kapde aur na hi pet bharne ke liye roti…main nahi chahta ki jo dukh, taklife aaj tak iss gaon ke log jhelte aaye hain, unki aane wali pidhi ko bhi virasat me vahi bhukhmari aur garibi se bhara jeevan mile. Isliye maine apne iss gaon ka jeernoddhar karne ka faisla kiya hai…mere gaon ke jin kisano ki jamine thakur ne chhal aur kapat se hadap li thi, aaj main unki vo jamine unn kisano ko vapis karna chahta hu..jisse vo ek bar phir se apni jamin par kheti kar ke apne pariwar ka pet bhar sake..unhe kisi dusre ke kheto par majdoori karne jane ki ab koi avashyakta nahi rahegi… vo apni jamin ke khud swami honge.
Ye sunte hi sabhi gaon wale stabdh rah gaye…lekin agle hi pal vo sabhi khushi se uchhal pade taliya bajate huye halanki unke mann me thakurain ko le kar abhi bhi shanka vyapt thi…ki kya thakurain aisa hone degi…?
Sab (shocked & khush)—(taaliyo ki gadgadahat…)
Raj—meri baat khatam hone ke tatpashchat turant sabhi kisan yaha aa kar thakurain Indu Singh ke paas se apni apni jamin ke kagjaat prapt kar sakte hain…iske sath hi maine sabhi gaon walo ke liye 3BHK ka pakka makaan banwane ka nirnay liya hai..jo ki agle ek do mahine me taiyar ho jayenge..sabhi ke liye ghar banwane me jo bhi kharcha ayega vo poora kharcha mera hoga, aap ko ek bhi rupaya lagane ki jarurat nahi hai…
Ek bar phir se sabhi gaon wale khushi se jhumne lage, nachne lage..jabki mere ghar wale hairan the..lekin gaon walo ke mann me iss baat ko le kar kuch chinta bhi thi.
Sudhiya—raj beta..ye to bahut khushi ki baat hai..tumhe meri bhi umra lag jaye..lekin beta, agar hamare ye ghar tod kar naye ghar banenge to hum tab tak rahenge kaha…?
Raj—main aap sab ko ek baat saaf kar du ki naye ghar banane ke liye aap ke purane ghar jaha par ki aap rah rahe hain, unhe toda nahi jayega abhi ….gaon se lagi huyi jo 2000 acre ki sarkari jamin hai…usme se 1000 acre par ye ghar banaye jayenge…iss tarah se aap ki jamin kam nahi hogi balki badhegi…iske liye maine supreme court aur sarkar ki permission bhi le li hai…sabhi ghar ek hi design ke honge aur aamne samne do line me banenge….beech me se pakki sadak nikali jayegi…har ghar me sour urja se chalne wali light lagayi jayegi..jisse kabhi light jane ka bhi sankat nahi rahega aur aap ke kheto ko pani barabar milta rahega…har ghar me sabhi suvidhaye rahengi jaise ki bijli, pani, lertine, bathroom aadi..
Raj—main ek baat aur saaf kar du ki ye ghar aur jamin aap ke naam par honge lekin inhe bechne ka adhikar aap ko nahi hoga..ye adhikar sirf mere paas rahega…ek baat aur ab se iss gaon ka naam sawanpur ki jagah par SAAND PUR hoga.. aur mera ghar jaha ki mere sabhi pariwar wale ek sath rahenge..uska naam hoga..SAAND AASHRAM.
Ek admi—arrey beta..hame sir chhupane ke liye chhat, tann par pahanne ke liye kapda aur khane ke liye roti de rahe ho, iske alawa aur hame kya chahiye…? Hame tumhara ye faisla manzur hai..
Raj—ye faisla isliye kiya gaya kyon ki jaha ghar banenge vo jamin sarkar ki hai..jo aap ko rahne ke liye de rahi hai na ki bech kar paisa kamane ke liye…dusri baat, aap ki jamine to thakur ne hadap li thi, unhe bechne ka adhikar main isliye nahi de raha kyon ki main nahi chahta ki aap log ek bar phir se jamin bech kar bhukh mari ki halat me aa jaye..
Raj—baki bachi huyi 1000 acre ki sarkari jamin par maine gaon ke liye hospital aur girls school aur girls college banwane ka faisla kiya hai.. jaha muft shiksha aur sabhi ko muft ilaz milega….gaon ki ladkiyo ko padhne ke liye door city me jana padta hai, abhi kuch din pahle jo ghatna meri bahan ke sath huyi, main nahi chahta ki kisi aur ladki ke sath bhi vaisi ghatna ghatit ho…hospital gaon me rahega to koi paise ke abhav me ilaz ke bina marega nahi.
Raj—iske alawa gaon ki jis kisi bhi ladki ya mahilao ko kisi bhi tarah ki madad ki jarurat to kisi bhi samay behichak mujhse kah sakti hain…mujhe bas itna hi kahna tha..dhanyawad..
Meri baat khatam hote hi vaha taaliyo ki bauchhar hone lagi…mere hatne ke baad thakurain kuch bolne ke liye khadi ho gayi to sab ek bar phir shanti se uski baat sunne lage.
Thakurain—main janti hu ki maine apne ghamnd ke chalte aap sab gaon walo ke sath bahut hi bura bartav kiya hai hamesha..aap sabhi ko janwaro ki tarah mara hai…chahe aurat ho ya mard sab par atyachar kiye hain maine …main to ye janti hi nahi thi ki main khud bhi ek aurat hu…lekin mera yakin maniye vo ghamandi thakurain ab poori tarah se badal chuki hai…aur mere iss ghamand ko tod kar mujhe badalne aur mujhe ek aurat hone ka ehsaas karane wala koi aur nahi balki raj hi hai…aaj jitni bhi khushiya aap ke nasib me milne wali hain unka shreya sirf raj ko jata hai..aap sab mere paas se apni apni jamin ke kagazat le sakte hain…dhanyawad.
Sabhi ne taliya baja kar thakurain ke iss badle huye tevar ka swagat kiya sath hi khushi se gaon walo ne mujhe apne kandhe par utha liya badi mushkil ne unhone mujhe niche utara.
Rashmi (mann me)—aisa kar ke to raj ne poore gaon ki ladkiyo aur aurto ko chodne ka jugad set kar liya…ab to iss kamine ke ek ishare par sab apni jaanghe phaila dengi bina koi na nukur kiye..badhiya hai mere bhai..
Uske baad sabhi gaon wale log thakurain ke paas aa kar apni apni jamin ke paper lene lage…sab ke kahne par sagai ka program pahle karne ka faisla kiya maine..
Malti—beta ab sadhana ko ye anguthi pahna do, phir cake kaato…logo ko jyada intazar karwana theek nahi hai.
Raj—theek hai maa..
Main sheetal didi (sabki samajh me sadhana) ko anguthi pahnane hi wala tha ki achanak na jane unko kya hua,unhone hath se 5 minute rukne ka bol kar stage se utar kar ghar ki taraf bhag gayi, unke piche piche sadhana bhi chali gayi..
Sheetal didi ek jagah andhere me ja kar ulti karne lagi..tab tak sadhana bhi vaha pahuch gayi..sheetal ko aise ulti karte dekh kar vo ghabra gayi.
Sadhana (tension)—kya hua sheetal..? tum theek to ho na…?
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—pls...jaldi se..ja...aur meri jagah tu anguthi pahan le...warna vo idiot mujhe dhoondte huye yaha aa jayega...
Sadhana—nahi, main ye nahi kar sakti..
Sheetal (ulti karte huye)—tu..jhe..rajj ki kasam...main tere hath jodti hu..pls..meri bahan..meri baat maan ja... sirf sagai hi to karni hai...shadi karne ko thodi bol rahi hu main...
Sadhana—aur tujhe kya lagta hai ki raj tere bina mujhe anguthi pahna dega... ?
Sadhana ne bahut samjhaya lekin akhir kar haar maan kar vo vapis lout gayi stage par..ek hi shakal surat aur ek hi rang ke same kapde pahne hone ki vajah se unko pahchanna behad kathin tha…sab log dono ko dekh kar hairan the.
Raj—kya hua didi nahi aayi…?
Sadhana—aa rahi hai..tum anguthi pahnao tab tak vo aa jayegi..
Raj—nahi, jab tak sheetal didi nahi ayengi main sagai nahi karunga..vo aise achanak se bina kuch bataye kyo chali gayi..? unki tabiyat to kahi kharab nahi ho gayi…?
Sadhana (dhire se)—rajj..sheetal ko MC ho rahi hai..vo pad change karne gayi hai..ab kya ye batati vo tumhe…?
Raj—ohh..sorry..phir bhi main unke aane tak wait karunga..unke aane ke baad hi sagai ka program aage badhega..
Karib dus minute baad sheetal didi bhi aa gayi…sadhana vaha se hatne lagi to sheetal didi ne usko kuch ishara kiya.. didi ke aate hi main sadhana ki ungli me anguthi pahnane ke liye use apni taraf khich liya.
Maine sadhana ki ungli me anguthi pahna di…sabne taaliya baja kar mubarakbad diya….iss sagai se jaha ek taraf sabhi ke chehro par khushi thi to vahi kuch ki ankho me anshu bhi the…damini, jyoti, revati aur shashi ko shayad iski asha nahi thi.
Iske baad maine sheetal didi aur sadhana ke sath mil kar cake kaata aur sabse pahle apni sheetal didi ko khilaya…unhone aadha cake kha kar baki mujhe khila diya..main unke pair chhune ke liye jhuka to unhone beech me hi mujhe pakad kar apne gale se laga liya.
Sheetal (gale laga kar)—happy birthday raj…(gale me ek golden locket locket pahnate huye)…ye meri taraf se ek chota sa tohfa…
Raj—didi, ye chota tohfa nahi hai..balki ye to mere liye bahut kimti hai…sach kahu to ye tohfa mere liye sabse anmol hai. Kyon ki ise meri sheetal didi ne diya hai…bas mujhe aap ka ashirwad chahiye didi..
Ye sunte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anayas pani aa gaya…unhe mohini ki kahi huyi baat yaad aa gayi thi..jab vo kal hospital gayi thi…tab mohini ne use turant admit hone ke liye kaha tha..lekin sheetal ne mana kar diya tha…mohini ne ye bhi bataya tha ki uske blood me jis tarah tezi se poison badh raha hai, agar aise hi speed me badhta raha to vah mushkil se do se teen mahine ki hi mehman hai…sheetal ne badi mushkil se use samjha kar raj se jhuthi report dene ko kaha tha… jiske baad sheetal ne mann hi mann raj se door jane ka faisla kar liya tha..
Raj (tension)—didi, aap ki ankh me anshu..? kya hua..? koi taklif hai kya…?
Sheetal (anshu poch kar)—nahi re idiot..ye to khushi ke anshu hain..tu to bina vajah tension lene lagta hai…(mann me).. tujhe kya ashirwad du raj, meri ti zindagi ka khud hi koi thikana nahi hai….
“Wo Baat Kya Karu Jiski Khabar Hi Na Ho, Wo Dua Kya Karu Ki Jisme Asar Hi Na Ho,
Kaise Kah Du, Ki Tujhe Lag Jaye Meri Umra,
Kya Pata Ki Agle Pal Meri Umra Hi Na Ho."
Sadhana—happy birthday raj..ye meri taraf se..
Maine sadhana ko cake khilaya to usne bhi vaisa hi locket mujhe pahna diya..jaisa ki sheetal didi ne pahnaya tha..hairani ki baat to ye thi ki dono hi locket ko kholne par ek me meri-sheetal didi ki tasveer to dusre me meri aur sadhana ki tasveer thi..ab mere liye ye pahchanna mushkil ho gaya ki koun sa kis ka diya hua locket hai…? Aur iska matlab kya hai…?
Raj—vaise meri taraf se bhi aap dono ko ek gift hai….?
Sheetal—mere liye to mera sabse bada gift tu khud hai..mujhe aur koi gift nahi chahiye..
Sadhana—vaise kya gift hai…?
Raj—ye lo..
Maine do car ki chabiya jeb se nikal kar dono ko de di…car ki chabi dekh kar dono chounk gayi...lekin sath me unke chehre par khushi bhi agle pal lout aayi.
Sheetal—lekin mujhe to car chalani aati nahi, main kya karungi….?
Raj—sadhana ko to aati hai..ye sikha degi aap ko aur rashmi didi dono ko..
Rashmi—thanks raj
Phir uske baad roopa chachi, dadi ko, aise hi main sab ko cake khilate huye unke pair chhu kar ashirwad leta gaya…lekin maa, minakshi didi aur ritu didi usse pahle hi vaha se chali gayi… shayad vo mujhe apne pair nahi chhune dena chahti thi isliye…teeno meri biwi jo ban chuki thi…sabke samne vo mujhe kuch bol nahi pati, isliye vaha se hat jana hi unhe behtar laga…phir maine apne dosto ko aur shilpa, thakurain, jyoti, arti ko apne hatho se cake khilaya.
Sabne mujhe janam din aur sagai ki wish karte huye apne sath laye huye gift dene lage…sheetal didi sab ke gift collect kar ke ek jagah rakhti ja rahi thi…bhojan ka karya kram start ho chuka tha…log mujhe wish karte huye bhojan karne ke liye jate ja rahe the.
Sabse pahle maa, roopa chachi, sapna mami, kanchan bua, pushpa bua, lalita mousi, minakshi didi, rashmi didi, seema chachi, sarika, aadi ne mujhe wish kar ke gift diya…phir gaon walo ne gift diye… jyoti aur damini mujhe wish karne ke baad gift de kar jaldi hi chali gayi…kul mila kar bhojan aur wish karne ka silsila sath sath chalta raha.
Yaha alag program chal raha tha aur udhar ek taraf radha aur uski saheli pinky ki aapas me nok jhok chal rahi thi.. radha ka chehra bata raha tha ki vo pinky se kisi baat par bahut gussa hai.
Radha (gusse me)—maine kaha na ki tu ye sab mere bhaiya ko nahi degi matlab nahi degi, samjhi..
Pinky—kyo nahi dungi..jarur dungi..main to apne aam bhi khilaungi aur apni niche wali nadi me tere bhaiya ko dubki bhi lagwaungi..ek to mera uss din wala gift chura li..
Radha (gusse me)—agar tune aisa kuch bhi kiya to main tujhse kabhi baat nahi karungi…agar itni hi aag lagi hai teri jaangho ke beech me to apne khud ke bhai ko de aisa gift..mere bhaiya ko dene ki koi jarurat nahi hai,,,samjhi..
Pinky—main apne hinjde bhai ko kyo du…mera mann jise dene ka karega use dungi…aur mera dil to tere bhaiya par aa gaya hai…aaj to main tere bhaiya ko apna sab kuch dungi..aur ye gift bhi abhi tere samne ja kar dungi..
Radha (gusse me)—kamini, main tera muh noch lungi..
Pinky—tu kya nochegi..nochenge to tere bhaiya aaj mujhe...
Radha—main abhi ja kar bhaiya ko mana kar dungi ..phir vo tera gift lenge hi nahi..
Pinky—achcha ek baat baat..ki agar main tere bhaiya ko apni de dungi to tujhe kya problem hai…? Kahi aisa to nahi ki tu khud apni dena chahti ho apne bhaiya ko…?
Radha (gusse se)—main apne bhaiya ko du ya na du..tujhe isse kya matlab…?
Pinky—tu abhi bahut choti hai..abhi tu raj bhaiya ke layak badi nahi huyi hai...tu raj bhaiya jaise saand ko nahi jhel payegi. Pahle meri tarah badi ho ja, phir apne bhaiya ko dene ki sochna..
Radha—main jhel paungi ya nahi jhel paungi..ye teri problem nahi hai....aur jiyni badi tu hai utni hi badi main bhi hu... sirf ek saal hi to badi hai tu mujhse…samjhi..
Pinky—ek saal tujhse badi hu tabhi to mera sab kuch tere se bada bada hai...haaye, raj bhaiya ko mere upar chadh kar meri leni me bahut maza ayega…
Radha (chidh kar)—Sali kutiya..chhinar kahi ki…
Pinky—tujhe jitni gaali dena hai de..main bura nahi manungi…akhir tu meri saheli hone ke sath sath ab meri kuch aur bhi banne wali jo hai..hihihihi
Radha (nasamajh kar)—kya banne wali hu…?
Pinky—meri nanad..hihihihihi
Radha (muh fula kar)—dekh pinky, main pahle hi tujhe samjha chuki hu ki mujhe aisi baate bilkul bhi pasand nahi hain.
Pinky—tujhe pasand ayengi bhi kaise..abhi jawan jo nahi huyi hai tu..meri nanadiya..hihihi
Radha—Sali main tera khoon kar dungi..
Pinky—tere jo mann me aaye kar..main to chali raj bhaiya ko apna special gift dene…aur sun, ho sakta hai ki main kal school na ja saku to meri chhutti ki application laga dena..
Radha—kyo aisa kya ho jayega tujhe kal jo school nahi ja sakegi…? Achchi khasi ghodi jaisi to hinhina rahi hai..
Pinky—tabhi to kahti hu ki meri nanad rani tu abhi choti hai..yaar, jab meri jaisi ghodi ke upar tere bhaiya jaisa saand upar chadh kar iss ghodi ki raat bhar lega to bechari ye ghodi chalne firne layak rahegi kaha…? Ab tu hi soch..
Radha (ankhe phad kar)—kyaaa..? Sali kamini..chhinariya…ruk main abhi ja kar bhaiya ko mana kar deti hu ki vo tujhse koi baat hi kare aur tera gift bhi na le..
Pinky ko meri taraf badhte huye dekh kar radha jaldi se bhag kar mere paas aa gayi aur apna laya hua gift mujhe de kar janam din ki mubarakbad dene lagi.
Radha—happy birthday bhaiya..
Raj—thanks meri pyari gudiya..
Radha (dhire se)—bhaiya, ab main gudiya nahi hu,,main ab badi ho gayi hu..
Raj—lekin mujhe to tu ekdam baby doll jaisi gudiya hi dikhti hai..
Radha (chidh kar)—jab aap ko kabhi meri taraf dekhne ki fursat hogi tabhi na pata chalega aap ko ki aap ki ye gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..main choti nahi hu..main badi ho gayi hu..poore 18 saal ki ho gayi hu main.
Raj—achcha bata, kaha se badi ho gayi hai tu..? itni choti si to hai...
Radha (nazre jhuka kar dhire se)—bhaiya maine kaha na ki main choti nahi hu...jab aap achche se dekhoge to khud hi pata chal jayega ki aap ki gudiya kaha kaha se badi ho gayi hai.
Radha ne ye baat bahut dhire se kahi thi lekin mere kano tak pahuch hi gayi jise sunte hi mere kano se dhua nikalne laga aur main uski kahi baat par sochne laga.
Radha—bhaiya aap pinky se bilkul bhi baat mat karna..
Raj—kyo, vo to tumhari saheli hai na... ?
Radha—bas, mujhe achcha nahi lagta..vo achchi ladki nahi hai..vo aap ke baare me galat salat bolti hai..vo abhi ayegi to usse mat bolna aap..aur uska gift bhi mat lena aap…aur agar vo kuch bhi lene ko ya dene ko bole to bhi aap kuch mat lena.
Raj—kyo kya dene wali hai vo mujhe …? Aur phir vo hamari mehman hai,..to koi itne pyar se gift laya hai to mana nahi karte meri gudiya…
Radha (muh phula kar)—agar aapne uski koi bhi cheez li to main aapse kabhi baat nahi karungi..aur mujhe bar bar gudiya gudiya mat boliye..main koi choti bachchi nahi hu..
Raj—arrey meri pyari choti si bahna, mujhe kuch batayegi bhi kuch ki akhir hua kya…? Kya kah diya pinky ne jo tu uss par itni gussa ho rahi hai…?
Radha (rooth kar)—dekha, aapne phir se mujhe choti si kaha..ab main aapse sach me baat nahi karungi..
Radha ki iss masumiyat par mujhe bahut pyar aaya..uska iss tarah se roothna mere dil ko kahi chhu gaya... halanki mere mann me uske liye kabhi koi galat khyal nahi aaya aur na hi maine usko kabhi uss nazar se dekha ..jaha eklouta ladka hone ke karan main sab ka ladla tha to vahi ghar me sabse choti hone ke karan radha meri ladli thi...uske aise muh phula kar roothne par maine mushkurate huye use pakad kar khud se chipka liya.
Raj (seene se laga kar)—to meri gudiya apne bhaiya se naraz ho gayi... ? ab kaise manaya jaye meri pyari choti si baby doll ko…?
Radha (muh phukaye)—main aapse katti hu..ab main aapse baat nahi karungi..
Raj (dhire se)—ab to lagta hai ki apni baby doll ko manane ke liye mujhe koi rishwat deni padegi... ? vaise tere liye ek gift hai mere paas..
Radha (muh phulaye)—nahi chahiye..mujhe koi gift vift..
Mere seene se lag kar aaj radha ko ek ajib si feelings aa rahi thi..halanki vo mere seene se anginat bar lag chuki thi..kintu aisa ehsaas use pahle kabhi nahi hua tha, jaisa ki aaj ho raha tha...aaj ka chipkna uske andar ek madhoshi paida kar raha tha jisme vo doob jana chahti thi..halanki aisa kyo ho raha hai, iska arth vo samajh nahi pa rahi thi, bas use itna pata tha ki use aise chipakna aaj bahut achcha lag raha hai..vo alag nahi hona chah rahi thi...jabki pahle chipakne se usme choti bachchi jaisi masumiyat samayi rahti thi...masumiyat to aaj bhi hai kintu uska ehsaas pahle se bahut alag tha..uske ang ang me ek sihran, ek jhan-jhanahat uttapann ho rahi thi jo uske rom rom ko romanchit kiye ja rahi thi...ye aantarik romanch use uske jawan hone ka naisargik bodh kara raha tha.
Raj—pahle dekh to le meri gudiya rani..ye dekh kya hai tere liye... ?
Radha (khushi se)—kyaa scooty aa gayi mere liye... ? (phir udas)..lekin mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?
Raj—main sikha dunga..tera bhaiya hai na sikhane ke liye meri gudiya..
Radha—kitni bar kahu bhaiya, ki mujhe gudiya gudiya mat bolo...sab mera majaak udati hain aur vo pinky to bahut kharab hai, aap baat mat karna usse...main ab badi ho gayi hu..
Raj—achcha kya kaha pinky ne meri gudiya ko... ?
Radha (mann me)—vo main nahi bata sakti...mujhe sharam aati hai batane me bhi...vo bahut ganda ganda bolti hai aap ke baare me jo main aap ko nahi bata sakti...aur mujhe bhi chidati hai, kamini bolti hai ki mera sab kuch usse chota chota hai. Aur uska sab kuch mujhse bada bada hai..aap bilkul dekhna bhi mat uski taraf...aap nahi jante ki vo kitni kamini hai, aap ko apne upar chadhane ke liye apna kuch bhi dikha sakti hai..isliye aap uski taraf dekhna hi mat..
Raj—kya sochne lagi meri gudiya... ?
Radha (bina soche achanak)—vo kahti hai ki main abhi aap ke layak nahi huyi hu...aur mera sab kuch usse chota chota hai..aur uska sab kuch bada bada..
Radha ki baat sun kar main chounk gaya...radha ne be-khayali me ye bol to gayi lekin jaise hi use aabhas hua ki usne jaldbazi me kya bol diya hai…? To vah maare sharam ke uski nazre jhuk gayi,,,aur vo hadbada kar jaldi se vaha se bhag gayi.
Radha vaha se bhagte huye tent ke parde ke piche ghus gayi..use khud par sharam aa rahi thi sath me hairani ho rahi thi ki usne aisa bol kaise diya apne hi bhaiya se... ?
Radha (mann me)—hey bhagwwan.. ! ye maine kya bol diya…? Itni besharam main kaise ho gayi….? Bhaiya mere baare me kya soch rahe honge…? Ya sab uss kamini pinky ki vajah se hua hai….Sali randi ko aaj maza chakhati hu..
Radha vaha parde ke piche se jhaank kar pinky ko dekhne lagi…lekin vo kahi dikhayi nahi di, phir uski nazar achanak hi meri taraf mud gayi to pinky ko mere paas khadi mushkurate huye dekh kar uski jhaante sulag gayi.
Radha (mann me, tension)—ye Sali kamini..itni has has ke mere bhaiya se kya baate kar rahi hai….? Kahi ye randi sach me bhaiya ko phansa na le...bhaiya aap uss kamini ki baato me mat aana..vo Sali chhinal hai…uff, ye bhaiya bhi na, maine mana kiya tha ki isse baat mat karna..lekin lagta hai ki uska sab kuch bada bada dekh ke bhaiya ke muh me bhi pani aa gaya..sab ladke ek jaise hi hote hain..thoda sa kisi ladki ka bada bada kuch dikha nahi ki laar tapkane lagte hain…ab bhaiya ko iss chhinariya ke jaal me phansne se kaise roku…? Lekin vo to mere bhaiya hain, phir mujhe unka pinky ko aise dekhna bura kyo lag raha hai…? Unka pinky se aise has ke baat karna achcha kyo nahi lag raha hai mujhe..? pinky se bachpan se hi meri sabse achchi saheli hai, phir mujhe aaj usse itni jalan kyo ho rahi hai…? Kahi isne vo gift de to nahi diya bhaiya ko..? agar vo gift bhaiya ne dekh liya tab to ye kamini jarur phansa legi bhaiya ko..? areey, ye bhaiya ko udhar tent ke piche andhere me kyo le kar ja rahi hai….? Kahi sach much me….? Nahi, nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta…mujhe iska khel bigadna hoga..
Radha ne jaise hi pinky ko mere sath andhere me jate dekha to vah aur bhi jyada tension me aa gayi…asal me baat ye thi ki uss din jab radha ne pinky ka mujhe dene ke liye liya hua gift chupke se chura kar gatyab kar diya tha..tab ghar pahuchte hi pinky ko vo gift apne bag me nahi mila to use samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye kis ka kaam ho sakta hai…?
Usne agle hi din apni maa ka kamar band chupke se gayab kar ke market ja kar use bech diya aur usse mile paiso se mere liye ek samsung ka android phone kharid kar ghar vapis aa gayi….jab vo ghar me akeli thi to uske mann me ek khurafati idea aa gaya…usne fauran apne sare kapde utar kar poori nangi ho gayi aur phone ko video recording par laga kar dono pair phaila ke apni bur me raj ka naam le le kar jor jor se ungli karne lagi.
Ye record karne ke baad usne apni kayi nangi selfy khich kar uss mobile me save kar di…aaj vahi sab usne radha ko dikhaya tha..bas tabhi se radha ka mood bahut upset ho chuka tha…kyon yahi mobile aaj pinky gift me dene wali thi jisme ye sab usne save kiya hua tha.
Radha tez tez kadmo se chalte huye uss taraf badhne lagi…use iss samay pinky par bahut gussa aa raha tha ..uske mann me bar bar yahi vichar aa raha tha ki andhere me vo na jane kya rahi hogi uske bhaiya ke sath…? Magar tabhi pinky parde ke piche se mushkurati huyi nikal aayi..jaise hi uski nazar radha par gayi to uske chehre ki mushkurahat aur jyada badh gayi. Pinky ke chehre ki aisi mushkurahat ko dekh kar radha ka chehra rone jaisa ho gaya.
Pinky (paas me aa kar)—(mushkurate huye)..vo dekh le apne bhaiya ke hath me..hihihihi
Radha ne jaise hi raj ki taraf dekha to uske hath me pinky ka vahi mobile tha jise vo dekh raha tha..ye dekhte hi use apne andar bahut dard ke sath dukh mahssos hone laga.
Radha (udas)—aaj se…teri..meri dosti..katti..
Aur phir radha vaha se chali gayi...jabki haqiqat to ye thi jab pinky mere paas aayi to main sirf usse radha ke gussa hone ki vajah puch raha tha...jab pinky ne mujhe bataya ki vo bachchi kahne par chidhti hai to mujhe bhi hasi aa gayi thi..phir usne mujhe mobile gift me diya..usne mobile se memory card nikal liya tha...use jab pata chala ki radha ke liye scooty aa gayi hai to main usko vahi dikhane le gaya tha...vahi usne mujhe vo memory card bhi de diya...jise maine jeb me rakh liya.
Amtul—raj bhai, iss double khushi ke mouke par bhabhi ke sath aap ko dance karna padega..
Iron man—bilkul bhai..ek dance to banta hai bhabhi ke sath..
Raj—ye sab mujhse nahi hoga..yaar..
Sadhana—jab sab bol rahe hain to maan jao na..
Raj—aisa kya..to theek hai ho jaye..lekin mere sath tum sab ko dance karna padega….didi aap ko bhi..
Sheetal—na baba na..mujhe to tu maaf hi kar…tum apni hone wali biwi ko le jao..
Sadhana (dhire se)—hone wali biwi tu hai ya main…? Chal uth aur raj ka sath de..main bhi chalti hu..
Phir maine apni pasand ka ek song lagane ko bol diya…song start hote hi maine sabse pahle sadhana ko pakad kar apni taraf khich liya…
Raj (sadhana ko baho me le kar dance karte huye)—O ho…
Bheegi bheegi sadkon pe main Tera intezaar karun
Dheere dheere dil ki zameen ko
Tere hi naam karun
Khudko main yoon kho doon
Ke phir na kabhi paaun
Haule haule zindagi ko
Ab tere hawaale karun
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Karam re, karam re
Tera mujhpe karam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (sheetal didi ke sath ankho me ankhe daal kar dance karte huye)—O ho…
Tere kareeb jo hone laga hoon To toote saare bharam re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
O ho…
Baadalon ki tarah hi toh
Tune mujhpe saaya kiya hai
Baarishon ki tarah hi toh
Tune khushiyon se bhigaya hai
Aandhiyon ki tarah hi toh
Tune hosh ko udaaya hai
Mera muqaddar sanwara hai yoon
Naya savera jo laaya hai tu
Tere sang hi bitaane hain mujhko
Mere saare janam re
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re..
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (ritu didi ke sath)--
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re.. Tu mera sanam hua re
Karam re, karam re karam re..
Tera mujhpe karam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re..
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (minakshi didi ke sath)--O ho…
Mere sanam re mera hua re Tera karam re mujhpe hua ye
Mere sanam re mera hua re
Tera karam re mujhpe hua ye.
Jaha sabhi ka dhyan iss samay dance floor par kendrit tha..vahi sab ki iss avastha ka fayda utha kar ek saaya dhire dhire sabse chhupte chhupate stage ki taraf badhne laga aur phir vaha pahuch kar usne vaha stage par rakhe huye gifts ke paas ja kar unme se ek gift utha liya aur vaise hi rang ke packet me pack dusra gift uski jagah par rakh kar vaha se chupchap sab ki nazar bachate huye bheed me shamil ho gaya.
Song khatam hote hi sabne jor jor se taaliya baja kar apni khushi aur prasannata ka izhar kiya…mujhe bathroom lag aayi thi to main thoda bahar aa kar mootne laga..tabhi meri nigaah thodi door par baith kar moot rahi chinky par chali gayi to main turant mootna chhod ke uske paas pahuch gaya…mujhe apne paas dekh kar vo hadbada kar uth gayi aur apne kapde theek karne lagi..ye dekh maine uski gaand ke dono golo ko kas ke pakad liya..
Chinky—aaaahhh..jijuu..mat karo na…aaaahhh..koi dekh lega jiju..aaaahhh
Raj—koi nahi dekhega…chal udhar andhere me chalte hain..
Chinky—andhere me kyo…?
Raj—chinky aao, vaha andhere me hum dono khelenge
Chinky-- Nahi Aap vaha andhere hamari le lenge.
Raj (bur ko pakad kar)—Pagal, Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
Chinky—aaahhh...Nahi jiju, Meri abhi bahut chhoti hai.
Raj (uske hath me lund pakda kar)—darti kyo hai...Are ye to meetha kela hai
Chinky—Nahi jiju, isme bada jhamela hai.
Raj—arrey kam se kam isko muh me hi le lena tum.
Chinky--Nahi jiju aur kisi ko de-dena tum.
Raj—chinky, Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
Chinky—Nahi, Mujhe pata hai Apka Bahut bada hai.
Raj—Dekh, Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega
Chinky-- Ji nahi jiju ! Ye meri poori phaad dega....
Maine chinky ki bur ko sahlate huye uski ek chuchi ko kapdo ke upar se hi dabane me lag gaya...magar tabhi sheetal didi ki awaz sun kar maine chinky ko chhod kar jaldi se unke paas pahuch gaya.
Raj—kya hua didi... ? aap itni tension me kyo lag rahi ho... ? aap ki tabiyat to theek hai na.... ?
Sheetal—tu yaha ghum raha hai aur vaha andar jhagda ho gaya hai…
Raj—kyaa... ? chalo main dekhta hu...
Main jaldi se andar gaya to dekha ki do logo ko meri chodu team kutte ki tarah ghasit ghasit kar dhone me lagi huyi thi.. main turant unke paas pahuch gaya…jaha jitu ko richa chhudane me lagi huyi thi lekin vo kuch jyada hi gusse me tha.
Richa—jituu..chhoddd..bas ho gaya…
Jitu (gusse me)—nahii…isne tumhare sath badatmizi karne ki himmat kaise ki…
Iron man—(laat se maarte huye)..bahan chodd…sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ko ulta sidha bolta hai..bhosdike..
Raj—siraj bhai..kya hua…?
Siraj—kuch nahi bhai…ye dono madarchod hamari sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ke baare me ulta sidha bol rahe the aur jitu ki girl friend ke sath badatmizi karne me lage the…bas jitu ne ye dekh liya aur bhid gaya unse…to hum bhi aa gaye…aur jab poori baat richa bhabhi ne batayi to hamne kootna shuru kar diya…aap jao bhai..hum abhi inki tabiyat durust kiye dete hain..
Raj—theek hai…maa chod do dono madarchodo ki….
Firefox—chaatttaaakkk…bhosdike…hamari bahan, bhabhiyo ko chhedta hai…
Jitu (gusse me)—dhisoommm…madarchodd..teri himmat kaise huyi badatmizi karne ki…taaadddaaakkk
Dr, Chutiya—bhai pakad ke rakh isko…main abhi isko corona ka injection laga deta hu…uske baad ..ye bitiyachod..apne aap apne poore khandan ki daayi chod dega..
Iron—iski jarurat hi nahi padegi doctor sahab…main abhi dono ki gaand me bomb laga ke uda deta hu..
Kamdeb99008 (lund me hath pherte huye)—arrey nahi nahi bhai aisa mat karna…agar aisa kar doge to inhe kabhi moksh nahi mil payega… aap to bas dono ki chaddi utar ke mere paas bhej do…kab tak dono iss nashwar sansar me bhatakte rahenge…. main abhi inke piche ka darwaja tod kar inke moksh ma maarg khol deta hu….’Moksh : Trishna se Tushti Tak.’
Chodu team ne dono ko tabiyat se koota…jab tak ki vah behosh nahi ho gaye….behosh hone ke baad unhe hospital bhijwa diya gaya…phir sabne mil kar khana sath me khana khaya…maine chodu gang ke rukne ke liye city ke hotel me room book kar diya tha to sab vaha chale gaye…bas amtul aur rakhi ke liye ek alag seperate room tha…jitu bhi unke hi sath ruka tha kyon ki sheetal didi ne richa ko aaj ghar me hi rok liya tha.
Raj—maa, main sadhana ko le kar thoda mandir jana chahta hu..
Laxmi—beta, sadhana to ab tumhari hi hai…lekin itni raat me koun sa mandir khula hoga beta…? Subah chale jana le kar sath me..
Malti—bahan ji theek kah rahi hain raj..
Raj—maa, apne city ka mandir hai na..vo khula rahta hai…uss mandir ke darwaje 24 hrs khule rahte hain.
Malti—theek hai, jaisi tumhari marzi…par ek bar sheetal se to puch le..nahi to baad me vo mujhse ladna shuru kar degi.
Raj—maa, sheetal didi ne hi bola hai sadhana ko sath le ja kar bhagwan ka ashirwad lene ke liye..
Malti—theek hai ja…magar jaldi aa jana..
Main uske baad sadhana ko le kar mandir chala gaya…lekin vastav me jise main sadhana samajh kar sath me le gaya tha vo sheetal didi thi..mandir pahuch kar hamne vaha rakhi radha krishna ki pratima ko naman kiya.
Sheetal (meri samajh me sadhana)—raj, ab jaldi se meri maang me devi maa par laga hua sindoor bhar do aur gale me mangal sutra baandh kar apni sheetal didi ki khwahish poori kar do..
Raj—sadhana, ye meri sheetal didi ki khwahish hai to poori jarur karunga…main tumhe bahut pyar karta hu sadhana.. aur pyar me koi parda nahi hota…main tumhare gale me mangal sutra aur maang me sindoor bhar kar apni biwi ka darza du usse pahle main tumhe apne vishay me sab kuch bata dena chahta hu…
Sheetal—main kuch nahi janna chahti..main to bas itna janti hu ki maine jab se hosh sambhala hai, tab se sirf aur sirf tumse hi pyar kiya hai…kisi aur purush ki taraf dekhna to door maine kabhi socha tak nahi hai.
Raj—isliye mera batana aur bhi jyada jaruri ho jata hai…main tumhare yogya nahi hu sadhana…mere baare me agar sab jaan logi to shayad ho sakta hai ki tum mujhse nafrat karne lago…kintu phir bhi mere liye sach batana avashyak hai.
Sheetal—lekin main kuch nahi janna chahti…main ye janti hu ki tumhara aur bhi kayi ladkiyo ke sath sambandh hai… phir kyo mujhe bata kar taklif dena chahte ho…?
Raj—sadhana, insaan dusro se jhuth bol sakta hai kintu apne aap se kabhi jhuth nahi bol sakta…insaan dusro ki nazro me gir kar koi bhi achcha kaam kar ke phir se unki nazro me uth sakta hai..lekin agar vo ek bar apni hi nazro me gir gaya to phir jeevan paryant kabhi nahi uyh sakta..uska vo jhuth aajivan use andar hi andar deemak ki bhanti khokhla karta rahta hai…do pyar karne walo ke rishte ki buniyad jhuth par nahi rakhi ja sakti …sach ko kitna bhi chhupaya jaye, kabhi na kabhi kisi na kisi roop me vo samne aa hi jata hai….main nahi chahta ki mera sach tumhe dusro se pata chale..uss din shayad tum mujhe jhutha aur dhokhebaaz samajhne lag jaogi.
Lund (niche wala mann)—abe bhosdike..ye kya karne ja raha hai…? Mere pet me laat kyo maar raha hai chutiye…? Agar bhar pet khana khilane ki aukat nahi thi to tel pila pila kar mera pet itna bada kyo kar diya…? Ab to jab tak daily main 4-5 bur thok na lu, tab tak mera pet hi nahi bharta..
Raj—aaj mujhe bol lene do sadhana, agar aaj bhi nahi bol paya to shayad phir kabhi nahi bol paunga…aur na hi tumhe vaisa pyar de paunga jiski tum haqdar ho..
Sheetal—main tumhe bachpan se pyar karti aa rahi hu, mujhse jyada tumhe koun jaan sakta hai…? Phir bhi tum batana chahte ho to batao..main sun rahi hu..
Raj—sadhana, main tumse sachcha pyar karta hu…lekin koi aur bhi hai jise main bahut chahta hu…aur vo hain meri.. sheetal didi…haan, sadhana, main apni sheetal didi se bahut pyar karta hu..
Sadhana (khush)—to isme pareshan hone jaisi kya baat hai…? Har bhai apni bahan ko pyar karta hai..
Raj—nahi sadhana, yahi to nahi hai…main sheetal didi ko…vaise hi pyar karta hu jaisa ki tumhe…ye pyar kab ho gaya, kaise ho haya..? ye sab nahi janta….tumhare jane ke baad main toot sa gaya tha…tumhari yaado me nain bimar tak rahne laga…tab mujhe sheetal didi ne sambhala…unko jab bhi dekhta to mujhe tum hi nazar aati…aisa lagta ki meri sadhana mere samne khadi hai…aur aisa lagna swabhavik bhi tha kyon ki sab kuch to vaisa hi tha unme jaisa ki maine tumhare andar mahsoos kiya tha…aaj bhi jab unhe dekhta hu aur unhe apni baho me leta hu to mere dil me bas ek hi awaz uthti hai ki ye meri vahi sadhana hai…magar ankhe kahti hain ki nahi, ye teri sheetal didi hain…sach kahu to sheetal didi ke bina meri zindagi theek vaisi hi hai jaise ki pani bina machhli…main janta hu ki tumhe ye jaan kar dukh hua hoga ki ek bhai kaise apni bahan se iss tarah ka pyar kar sakta hai…? Lekin main kya karu sadhana, iss dil par to mera koi ikhtiyar nahi hai na…dil hi to hai bas apni bahan par hi qurban ho gaya..main tum dono ke bina bilkul adhura hu…main jitna tumhe chahta hu, usse kahi jyada main apni sheetal didi ko pyar karta hu..
"Na Jane Itni Mohabbat Kaha Se Aayi Hai Uske Liye, Ki Mera Dil Bhi Uski Khatir Mujhse Rooth Jata Hai.”
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—kya ye baat sheetal ko pata hai…? Sheetal to tumhe itna maarti hai, fatkarti hai..sabke samne jalil karti hai..phir bhi usse pyar karte ho…?
Raj—mujhe nahi pata ki didi janti hain ya nahi…
Sheetal—to tumne sheetal ko bata kyo nahi diya ki tum usse itna pyar karte ho, ek premi ki tarah…? (mann me)..ek bar tum apne pyar ka izhar kar ke to dekho raj…sheetal tumhari baho me daudi chali ayegi…pagal, jis sadhana se tum pyar karte ho, vo sadhana main hi hu aur jis sheetal se tum itni mohabbat karte ho, tumhari vo sheetal didi bhi main hi hu.. lekin kya karu, tujhe ye bata bhi nahi sakti, kyon ki mere paas samay hi to nahi hai raj..
“Mere Dil Me To Aaj Bhi Sirf Tum Hi Ho, Ye Aur Baat Hai Ki Hath Ki Lakiro Ne Daga Kiya.”
Raj (nam ankhe)—darta hu main…ki kahi ye baat sun kar vo mujhse nafrat na karne lage…? Main unki maar aur daant to bardast kar leta hu, kyon ki vo sirf meri galtiyo par hi maarti hain mujhe…sheetal didi jitna bahar se kathor dikhti hain, asal me sach to ye hai ki vo dil ki bahut kamjor hain…vo gusse me mujhe maar to jarur deti hain lekin mere so jane ke baad ghanto mere gaalo ko, jaha par unhone mara tha, usko sahlate huye mere paas baith kar roti rahti hain…gusse ke baad sheetal didi ke pyar karne ka ye tarika meri sari tension, sara dard pal bhar me hi gayab kar deta hai…sheetal didi ke aise pyar ke liye to main 24 ghante unki daant aur maar khane ke liye taiyar hu..
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—ek baar bol kar to dekho sheetal se…ho sakta hai ki vah bhi tumhare baare me aisa hi sochti ho jaisa ki tum uske baare me sochte ho…? Vo bhi tumhe vaisa hi ek premika ki tarah hi pyar karti ho…?
"Tere Har Dukh Ko Apna Bana Lu, Tere Har Gum Ko Dil Se Laga Lu,
Mujhe Karni Aati Nahi Chori Warna,
Main Teri Ankho Se Har Aanshu Chura Lu."
Raj—nahi, main unhe taklif me nahi dekh sakta..main nahi chahta ki meri kisi baat se unhe taklif ho..
Sheetal—jaisi tumhari marzi…khair chalo ab meri maang me sindoor bhar kar mangal sutra pahna do…aur apni didi ki ichcha poori karo..
Raj—abhi meri baat khatam nahi huyi sadhana..ab jo batana chahta hu use dhyan se suno…kyon ki ab jo main batane wala hu, vo janna tumhare liye jaruri hai…
Jaha ye dono yaha mandir me apne dil ki baat ko ujagar kar rahe the vahi ghar me sadhana aur rashmi didi aaj mile huye sabhi ke gifts ko ghar walo ki moujudgi me khol khol kar dekh rahi thi…tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
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Abhi vo uss anjaan saaye wale gift ko kholne hi ja rahi thi ki tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi jise dekh kar sab uska chehra dekhne lage.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
Ab aage……
Raj—abhi meri baat khatam nahi huyi sadhana..ab jo batana chahta hu use dhyan se suno…kyon ki ab jo main batane wala hu, vo janna tumhare liye jaruri hai…
Sheetal—ab kya batana chahte ho raj….? Dekho, raat kafi ho chuki hai…hame jaldi ghar bhi loutna hai, isliye ye kaam jaldi poora karo jiske liye ki hum yaha aaye hain..
Raj—sadhana, jaisa ki maine tumse pahle ki kaha hai ki meri zindagi me aur bhi kayi ladkiya aa chuki hain..
Sheetal—ye to mujhe chuke ho, aur nahi bhi batate tab bhi main ye janti thi…main unn sab ke baare me sun kar apna dimag kharab nahi karna chahti..
Raj—lekin tum ye nahi janti ki unme se kuch to meri biwi bhi ban chuki hain…aur kuch ladkiya to mere bachche ki maa bhi banne wali hain..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…..? biwi..bann..chukiii hainnn..‼ lekin kaise…? Kya tum unse shadi kar chuke ho…..? ek to pushpa bua tumhare bachche ki maa ban chuki hain aur idhar gaon me kajri aur champa ke baare me sab jante hain ki vo tere bachche ki maa banne wali hain..magar ye shadi kisse kar li hai tumne…?
Ye sheetal ke liye ek apratyashit jhatka tha…uske komal hriday ki masoom bhavnao ko gahra aaghat laga tha kuch kshan to use samajh me hi nahi aaya ki vo kya prati kriya de iss sambandh me…? Phir bhi usne apni bhavnao par niyantran rakhne ka bharsak prayas kiya.
Raj—iska matlab ki sheetal didi ne tumhe pushpa bua ke bachche ke baare me bata diya…gaon walo ka sochna sahi hai, champa aur kajri mere hi bachche ki maa banne wali hain..kintu ye meri biwiya nahi hain…baat ki shuruwat hoti hai arushi mami se..jo ki meri biwi hain..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….arushiii mamiii…..?
Raj—haan, asal me kuch hua aisa hi ki mujhe aisa karne ke liye vivash hona pad gaya….(Phir maine arushi mami ki poori kahani sankshipt me bata di.)
Sheetal (dard)—ye tumne kya kar diya rajj…kya kar diya..?
Raj—maine samjhaya to tha arushi mami ko lekin vo samajhne ko kuch taiyar hi nahi thi aur na hi aaj kuch samajhna chahti hain..
Sheetal (sisak kar)—galti isme arushi mami ki nahi, balki galti isme tumhari hai….tumne unke mann me pyar ka deepak jalane ke baad kahte ho ki maine samjhaya tha..lekin tab tak to vah tumhe apna sab kuch maan chuki thi …usne tumse sachcha pyar kiya isliye kisi aur ki patni banna ya kahlana unhe swikar nahi …isme sara kasoor sirf tumhara hai.. tumne unki masoom dil se khelne se pahle ye bhi nahi socha ki vah tumhari hone wali mami hain…tumne apne sath sath arushi mami aur dinesh mama ki zindagi to barbad ki hi sath me uske aur hamare khandan ki jo badnami hogi, vo alag..bahut galat kiya tumne rajj..
Uske baad maine ritu didi aur arti ke baare me bhi sab bata diya…sath me thakurain aur minakshi ke bare me bhi…halanki thakurain meri biwi to nahi bani thi lekin maine ek mahine baad usko biwi banane ka vada kiya tha isliye batana mujhe jaruri laga. Sheetal ankho se anshu bahate huye chupchap khadi khadi sunti rahi.
Sheetal (bhigi band ankhe)—aur bhi koi hai….?
Raj—haan
Sheetal (bahti band palke)—vo bhi bol do..
Raj—maa
Sheetal (shocked)—(achanak hi ankhe khol kar)..kyaaaa….maaaaa…bhiii..? chatttaaakkkkk… kah do raj ki ye jhuth hai..
Raj—yahi sach hai sadhana..magar isme na to meri galti thi aur na hi maa ki..sab kuch ek accident jaisa tha..(phir maine maa ke sath huyi mandir wali ghatna detail me bata di.)
Sheetal (rote huye)—ye kya paap ho gaya rajj…? Ye nahi hona chahiye tha..kya maa aur minakshi…?
Raj—jo bhi hua vo sab ek hadse ki tarah tha..haan, maa bhi mujhe apna pati swikar kar chuki hai..lekin sirf apne hi samne.. duniya ke samne sach batane ki uski himmat nahi hai…sabke samne vo aaj bhi meri maa hi hai..
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—ab chalo yaha se…vaise bhi tune minakshi ke sath galat kiya hai..uske sath tumne jo kiya vo jaan bujh kar kiya…kitno ki zindagi barbad aur karoge…?
Raj—jab tak mera maqsad poora nahi ho jata tab tak..
Sheetal—kaisa maqsad….?
Raj—baat ye hai ki..*****************. (gusse me) Uss din maine kasam khayi ki main aisa intaqam lunga jaise ithihas me aaj tak kisi ne nahi liya hoga aur na hi kabhi lega…aaj ke baad iss gaon me kisi ki doli nahi uthegi…har ladki sirf kuwari hi maa banegi vo bhi kewal mere bachcho ki……poore gaon ki har ladki har aurat meri rakhel ban ke rahengi…jab tak mere lund me jaan hai tab tak mere alawa aur kisi ka lund unki bur me nahi ghusega, unke pati ka bhi nahi…sab ke bachcho ki maa to alag alag hongi lekin unn bachcho ka baap ek hi hoga aur sari duniya unhe mere hi bachcho ke naam se janegi…. bas uss din se main apne maqsad ko poora karne me lag gaya…lekin dhire dhire main khud hi bur ka gulam hota gaya… aur aaj haalat ye hai ki agar main jab tak daily chaar paanch baar kisi ko chod na lu tab tak mera kisi kaam me mann hi nahi lagta…mera dimag hi kaam nahi karta…magar iske liye bhi maine apna ek usool bana kar rakha hai.
“Na Chodo Kisi Ko Itna Ki Uski Choot Tumhari Liye Kamjori Ban Jaye, Use Chodo Kuch Iss Tarah Ki Tumhara Lund Uske Liye Jaruri Ban Jaye.”
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…..??
Raj (nam ankhe)—yahi sach hai sadhana..
Iske baad vo rote huye mujhse aa kar chipak gayi…uske chipakte hi mujhe madhoshi si chhane lagi,,aur main chounk gaya. Vo mere poore chehre ko chumne lagi…mere seene se lagte hi mujhe pahchanne me bilkul time nahi laga ki ye meri sheetal didi hain.
Raj (chounk kar)—didii..aapppp…‼
Sheetal (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..chal ab ghar chalte hain…
Raj—nahi, pahle meri baat ka jawab do aap…? Aisa kyo kiya aapne….?
Sheetal (rote huye lipat kar)—kyon ki..main tumse pyar karti hu….I Love You, Raj…I Love You..
Raj (khush)—sach…
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—hmmmm
"Ek Adhuri Kahani To Mujh Me Bhi Hai Dhadke Dil Vo Jawani To Mujh Me bhi Hai
Tum Jo Chhu Lo, Shiwalay Banu Prem Ka
Ek Meera Deewani To Mujh Me Bhi Hai."
Itna kah kar vo mere hotho ko chumne lagi…main to jaise khushi me bawla hi ho gaya…aur didi ko baho me bhar kar unke hotho se madira pine laga…na jane kab tak hum aise hi aalingan baddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro ka adharpaan karne me chirmagn rahe..mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise ki sara jahan iss samay meri baaho me simat aaya ho…hum dono hi bahri duniya me hote huye bhi na hone ke samaan jaisi avastha me pahuch chuke the..na to didi ko kuch hosh tha aur na hi mujhe kuch khabar rah gayi thi…….jab saanso ne avrodh paida karna shuru kar diya tab kahi ja kar hame hosh aaya.
Sheetal—chal ab ghar chalte hain…sab intazar kar rahe honge..
Raj—lekin abhi vo khwahish….
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—vo khwahish ab shayad khwahish hi ban kar rahegi…
Raj—nahi, ye meri didi ki khwahish thi aur main ise jarur poora karunga aur vo bhi aaj hi…maine aap ki kasam khayi thi, aap ki kasam main nahi tod sakta…vaise bhi ye baat sabhi ko pata hai ki main aap ko aur sadhana ko bahut pyar karta hu., isliye mujhe kisi ki tension nahi hai.
Sheetal—ab tumhari sheetal didi ki ye khwahish ussi din poori hogi jab tum sab ki bikhri huyi zindagi ko theek kar doge.. jinki maang me tumne sindoor aur gale me mangal sutra pahnaya hai..sath hi unki zindagi bhi barbad hone se bacha loge jo tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hain…tab tak engagement se hi santosh karna hoga.
Raj—theek hai..lekin meri samajh me ek baat nahi aayi ki agar aap yaha hain to iska sidha matlab hai ki jo ghar me hai vo sadhana hai…phir sadhana ne mujhse ye kyo kaha ki sadhana ko apne sath mandir le jao…? Usne aap ko sadhana kyo kaha…?
Sheetal (sakpakate huye)—kyon ki use pata hai ki main tumse pyar karti hu..
Raj (hairan)—kya sadhana ko ye pata hai…?
Sheetal—hmmm…ab ghar chal…bahut der ho gayi hai..
Uske baad hum vapis ghar ke chal pade… vahi ghar me sadhana aur rashmi didi aaj mile huye sabhi ke gifts ko ghar walo ki moujudgi me khol khol kar dekh rahi thi…kafi saare achche achche gifts mile the..
Abhi vo uss anjaan saaye wale gift ko kholne hi ja rahi thi ki tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi jise dekh kar sab uska chehra dekhne lage.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
Malti (gusse me)—ye sab bakwas hai…
Roopa (tez me)—aap naam batao uss phone karne wale harami ka…kutte ka muh noch lungi jisne mere bete ke baare me aisa kahne ki jurrat ki…koun hai vo kutta …?
Laxmi—uska naam to mujhe nahi malum lekin awaz kuch kuch uss harami abhay jaisi lag rahi thi…
Sadhana (gusse me)—ye ussi saale kamine ka kaam hoga…?
Dadi—mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai…hamara sab kuch hadap kar ke bhi use chain nahi mila…
Malti—chhodiye maa ji…uss kamine ki chaal main apne bete par nahi chalne dungi..
Vo sab abhi baato me vyast hi the ki tab tak main bhi pahuch gaya….mujhe dekh kar sabhi chup ho gaye…sheetal didi ko dekh kar sadhana aur rashmi didi uth kar unke paas aa gayi aur unko aangan me le ja kar kuch baate karne lagi… jabki main sab ke paas baith gaya….
Sadhana—kyo, kaam ho gaya….?
Sheetal—nahi yaar, vo koi mandir hi khula nahi mila..
Rashmi—dhatt teri ki…matlab ki sari mehnat bekar gayi..
Sadhana—koi baat nahi, kal chali jayegi din me mandir..
Rashmi—yaar sheetal, abhi kuch der pahle sadhana ki mummy ke paas ek phone aaya tha...(rashmi ne poori baat bata di.)
Rashmi didi ki baat sunte hi sheetal ko achanak hi gussa aa gaya…uska sara mood ek bar phir se kharab ho gaya..uska chehra gusse se tamtamane laga.
Sheetal (gusse me)—vo sala kamina..mere raj ke upar aarop lagata hai..uss harami ki kabra khod kar rakh dungi..agar usne raj ki taraf ankh bhi uthayi to.
Sadhana—tu chinta mat kar...iss harami ka shikar to main karungi...vo bhi bahut jald…tu tension mat le meri bahan, hamare raj ko hamse koi juda nahi kar sakta..
Thodi hi der me main bhi uth kar apne room me aa gaya...sadhana aur sheetal bhi andar chali gayi..unka mood kharab ho chuka tha to unhone gifts ke packets ko kal subah khol kar dekhne ka soch kar let gayi.
Main abhi apne room me leta hi tha ki tabhi seema chachi mere room me aayi to unko dekhte hi maine chachi ko pakad kar bistar me khich liya...aur unke doodh pakad kar masalne laga.
Seema—aaaaahhhhh...rajjjj...chhodo na...ye kya karne lag gaye...
Raj—apne janam din ka gift le raha hu meri burchodi chachi..
Seema—lekin main abhi tumhe ye gift dene ki condition me nahi hu mere lal..
Raj—kyo nahi ho... ?
Seema—itna jaldi bhul gaye ki tumhari seema chachi tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hai aur jiska 8th mahina chal raha hai...aise me agar tum meri bur me apna ye bhayankar ghusedoge to hamare bachche ko taklif ho sakti hai..
Raj—ohh..to ye baat hai...chalo koi baat nahi..bur nahi to gaand hi sahi...bhosdi chachi teri gaand se to bachcha nahi hone wala hai na... ? ki gaand dene me bhi koi pareshani hai burmaari.... ?
Seema—mujhe koi pareshani nahi hai raj...main to tumhari chachi hone ke sath sath tumhari rakhail bhi hu...maine to sirf bachche ki vajah se aisa kaha hai...warna main tumhe kabhi apni bur lene se nahi rokti...maar lo apni rakhail seema chachi ki gaand ..aur chaho to dhire dhire bur bhi le lo..
Raj—bur rahne do..gaand hi maar leta hu...
Phir maine seema chachi ko nangi kar ke unko kutiya bana diya aur thoda sa tel unki gaand me daal kar lund ko dhire dhire unki gaand ko ghusedne laga.
Seema—aaahhhh...rajjjj..aise hi dhire dhire poora lund ghused do apni chachi ki gaand me....aaaahhhh..jor se mat pelna. Dhire dhire jitna pelna hai pel lo.....uuuffff...aaahhhh....mere doodh bhi dabao rajj..khoob jor jor se dabao inhe...aaahhhhh
Maine dhire dhire karte huye poora lund seema chachi ki gaand me utar diya...poora lund ghuswane me hi chachi ek bar behosh ho gayi thi..phir unko hosh me la kar dubara ghused diya..aur unki dono chuchiyo ko jor jor se masalte huye unki gaand maarne laga.
Seema—aaahhhhh...rajjjj....aise hi maro apni chachi ki gaand...khoob maaro.....aaahhhh....jab tak delievery nahi ho jati tab tak chaho to daily meri gaand maar liya karo.....aaahhhh
Raj—khoob choudi gaand ho gayi hai meri burchodi chachi teri..
Seema—aaaaaaahhhhhh....tune hi to maar maar ke choudi kiya hai meri gaand ko rajjj...aise hi pelo meri gaand ko..phad dalo rajjj...khoob badi gaand kar do meri rajj aise hi maar maar ke....aaahhhh...ab thoda jor jor se maro ...aur maro apni chachi ki gaand...aaahahhhh....haan, raj main tumhari burmaari seema chachi hu.....tum mujhe burmaari chachi kah ke hi bulaya karo...aaahhhhh....tumhare muh se mujhe apne liye burmaari sunna bahut achcha lagta hai....aaahhhh
Maine seema chachi ke dono doodh kas ke dabate huye danadan unki gori gadarayi mast gaand maarne laga...lagbhag ek ghante tak unki gaand ko jee bhar ke phadne ke baad unki gaand me hi jhad gaya.
Seema—rajj, ek bar meri bur me apna ye lund ghused do na..
Raj—bur me nahi..
Seema—pls rajjj..bahut mann kar raha hai bur me ghuswane ka…main tumhare hath jodti hu..pls ghused do na..aur ek bar dhire dhire le lo apni chachi ki bur bhi..tumhe meri kasam raj..
Seema chachi ne lund ko chus kar phir se taiyar kar diya…maine unko kutiya bana kar piche se lund dhire dhire kar ke unki bur me ghused diya aur chodne laga.
Seema—aaahhhh…rajjj…aise hi dhire dhire chodte raho apni burmaari seema chachi ki bur ko….aaahhhh….raj, jab se tune mujhe choda hai, tab se maine tere chacha ko apna jism chhune tak nahi diya….jab main maa banungi tab vo mere baare me kya sochenge…?
Raj—chinta mat kar burmaari..agar mere madarchod chacha ne tujhe kuch kaha to uss madarchod ko tere samne patak kar saale ki gaand me uska hi lund kaat kar ghused dunga…tum tension mat lo, tumhare bachche ka baap main hi kahlaunga, chacha nahi…
Phir maine chachi ko sidha lita kar unke pair upar utha diye aur bur me lund ghused kar dubara chodne laga..ek ghante tak seema chachi ki bur ko chodne ke baad main unki bur me hi jhad gaya..seema chachi bhi dusri baar jhad gayi…
Seema—raj, main tumhe ek anmol gift dena chahti hu tumhare janam din par..
Raj—kyaaa aur kaisa gift…?
Seema—ye to surprise hai..aise kaise bata du…mere sath chalo phir dikhati hu…gift dekhne ke baad tum mujhe hamesha yaad rakhoge ki tumhari burmaari seema chachi ne bhi tumhare janam din par tumhe koi gift diya tha ..vo bhi anmol..
Raj—theek hai..agar aisi baat hai to chalo dikhao…main to dekhu jara..
Phir maine aur seema chachi ne apne apne kapde pahan liye aur seema chachi ke sath chal pada…vo mujhe apne sath apne room me le gayi aur darwaja bhitar se lock kar diya.
Raj—kaha hai gift dikhao to jara….? Main bhi to dekhu ki kya surprise dena chahti ho mujhe…?
Phir maine aur seema chachi ne apne apne kapde pahan liye aur seema chachi ke sath chal pada…vo mujhe apne sath apne room me le gayi aur darwaja bhitar se lock kar diya.
Raj—kaha hai gift dikhao to jara….? Main bhi to dekhu ki kya surprise dena chahti ho mujhe…?
Seema chachi ne kuch aisa dikhaya ki jise dekhte hi main chounk gaya….
Ab aage…….
Seema chachi ke sath main unke room me aa kar charo taraf dekhne laga ki akhir vo koun sa gift dene wali hain mujhe.. magar mujhe kuch bhi aisa nazar nahi aaya…haan, unke bistar me jarur koi chadar oadh kar soya hua lag raha tha
Raj—koun sa gift hai chachi aur kaha hai…?
Seema—abhi dikhati hu..tumhara dil khush ho jayega dekhte hi..
Seema chachi ne aage badh kar apne bistar me bichhi huyi chadar alag kar di…jaise hi uss soye huye shakhs ke upar se chadar alag huyi to main dekhte hi chounk gaya…kyon ki chadar ke andar kinjal didi poori nangi halat me so rahi thi.
Raj (shocked)—kinjall didi…! Aur nangi halat me..ye sab kya hai chachi….?
Seema—pasand aaya gift…?
Raj—main kuch samjha nahi..
Seema—itna jaldi bhul gaye..tumne mujhse kaha tha na ki tum kinjal ko chodna chahte ho…aur maine tumse kinjal ki bur chudwane ka vada kiya tha…bas aaj main apna vahi vada poora kar rahi hu…tumhe kinjal ki bur tohfe me de kar…
Raj (hairan)—kyaaa…? Lekin kinjal didi mujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar kaise ho gayi…?
Seema—bas ye sab iss neend ki goli ka kamaal hai…uska sir dard kar raha tha to maine use sir dard ki jagah par ye goli khila di aur yahi apne room me sula diya….ab poori raat jee bhar ke kinjal ki bur ko chod chod kar maza le lo..
Raj—ye aapne theek nahi kiya chachi…main chudakkad jarur hu..magar darinda nahi hu….ye bhi ek tarah se balatkar hi hai…aur aisa to main dusro ke sath bhi nahi karta..ye to phir bhi meri bahan hai…aap kinjal didi ko kapde pahna do aur dubara aisi harkat mat karna…mujhe aap ka ye gift kabul nahi hai…
Seema (hairan)—ye tum kya kah rahe ho raj…? Ye sab maine tumhari khushi ke liye hi to kiya hai..tumne hi to mujhse kaha tha ki tumhe kinjal didi ki bur chodna hai..
Raj—vo to main ab bhi kahta hu..lekin tabhi jab kinjal didi apni marzi se mujhe bur dene ko taiyar ho tab…aise nahi..
Seema (nam ankhe)—maine tumhari khushi ke liye itna bada risk uthaya tha..socha tha ki tha ki mera ye gift tumhe sabse jyada pasand ayega lekin …..
Raj—aap kinjal didi ki tension mat lo chachi…kinjal didi ek din khud hi mere paas aa kar mujhse apni bur me lund ghusedne ki bheekh maangegi..
Seema (sisakte huye)—lekin mera gift to sabse kharab ho gaya na..
Raj—to aap mujhe dusra gift de do…? Main khush ho jaunga..
Seema (sisakte huye)—ab mere paas kuch hai hi nahi, to kya de du…? Meri bur aur gaand to pahle hi le chuke ho..ab mere paas bacha hi kya hai…?
Raj—mujhe aap apni beti vidhya didi ki bur dikha do aaj ki raat…
Seema (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….? Yyy..ye tumm kyaa bol rahe ho rajjj…? Vidhya to meri beti hai aur tumhari badi bahan.. nahi ye nahi ho sakta raj..tumne ye socha bhi kaise…?
Raj—kyo, kinjal didi meri bahan nahi hain kya…ya phir vo aap ki beti nahi hain, akhir vo bhi to aap ki bhatiji hai…? Jab aap kinjal didi ko mere liye nangi kar sakti ho to phir vidhya didi ko kyo nahi….?
Seema—nahi rajj, ye sochna bhi mat..
Raj—bas, meri khushi ka khyal nikal gaya dil se... ? itna hi pyar hai aap ko mujhse... ? agar mujhe aaj gift dena hi chahti ho to mujhe apni beti vidhya didi ki bur dikha do..kyon ki mere liye kinjal aur vidhya didi barabar hain..dono hi meri bahne hain....
Seema (sisak kar)—nahi raj, aisa mat bolo..main tumhe bahut pyar karti hu...agar tumse pyar nahi hota to tumhare chacha ko dhokha nahi deti....main ye achchi tarah se janti hu ki meri delievery hote hi tumhare chacha samajh jayenge ki ye unka bachcha nahi hai kyon ki maine unhe apne sath kuch karne hi nahi diya, tumhare chodne ke baad...phir bhi main iss badnami ke liye taiyar hu..sirf tumhara pyar paane ke liye..
Raj—vo to maine dekh liya..ok main chalta hu..
Seema (kuch soch kar)—ruko rajj…agar tumhari khushi issi me hai to tumhari khushi ke liye main ye bhi karne ko taiyar hu…main tumhe apni beti vidhya ki bur dikhane ka risk bhi uthane ko taiyar hu…shayad isse tumhe mere pyar par yakin aa jaye..
Raj—mujhe aap par yakin hai chachi…main to majaak kar raha tha..
Seema—lekin main majaak nahi kar rahi rajj…main tumhari khushi ke liye kuch bhi karne ko taiyar hu…chalo mere sath.
Raj—kaha…?
Seema—tumhe meri beti vidhya ki bur dekhna hai na..to chalo main dikhati hu aaj tumhe apni hi beti ki bur..
Maine mana kiya lekin seema chachi mera hath pakad kar vidhya ke room me le gayi jaha sonam bhi so rahi thi… vaha pahuch kar seema ne vidhya ka chadar niche se hata kar apne kaampte hatho se darte darte uski salwar ka nara kholne lagi…nara khulte hi unhone vaise hi dhire dhire vidhya didi ki chaddi ko thoda sa niche khiska diya…chaddi niche hote hi vidhya didi ki jhaanto se bhari bur mere samne aa gayi.
Seema (kaan me)—lo raj, dekh lo meri beti vidhya ki bur..tumhare samne maine apni beti ki bur ko nangi kar diya hai..
Raj (dhire se)—wow, chachi kya mast bur hai, aap ki beti ki…vidhya didi to poori nangi kar ke khoob chodne layak ho gayi hain….thoda sa hath pher kar dekhta hu bur me..
“Chudegi Chachi Ab To Teri Beti Bhi Chudegi…Iss Saand Ke Lund Se Kisi Ki Bur Nahi Bachegi. “
Seema—pher lo lekin araam se..kahi vidhya jaag gayi to main kahi ki nahi rahungi raj..
Maine hath vidhya didi ki chaddi me ghusa kar unki bur ko sahlane laga…maine vidhya didi ki bur ka chhed dhoond kar jaise hi unke bur ke chodne wale chhed me ungli ghusedne ki koshish ki vaise hi vidhya didi ke sharir me hulchul huyi to maine jaldi se hath bahar khich liya..seema chachi ki to darr ki vajah se gaand hi phati ja rahi thi.
Seema chachi ne jaldi se unki chaddi upar kar di aur bistar ke niche chhup gayi..lekin jab vidhya didi ki neend nahi khuli to unhone jaldi se salwar upar kar ke mere sath room se bahar aa gayi.
Bahar aate hi maine unke hotho ko chum kar apne room me aa gaya aur vo apne room me sone chali gayi…udhar ritu bhi bistar me lete huye karwate badal rahi thi…sab log din bhar se thake hone ke karan so chuke the lekin usko neend nahi aa rahi thi…akhir jab use neend nahi aayi to usne kuch soch kar ek bar sab ko dekha aur phir dhire se uth kar mere room me aa gayi..uss samay mujhe seema chachi ke paas se aaye huye dus minute hi hua tha.
Ritu didi ko dekh kar mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi..andar aate hi unhone dhire se darwaja lock kiya aur phir mere paas aa kar baith gayi.
Ritu—ye bhi mujhe batana padega ki neend kyo nahi aa rahi thi... ? aaj to hamari shadi ki pahli raat hai, itna bhi nahi jante ki shadi ki pahli raat ko suhag raat hoti hai.. ?
Raj—mujhe kaise pata hoga didi... ? koun sa meri dusri shadi huyi hai jo mujhe pata hoga... ? kyo aap ko pata hai.. ?
Ritu—dhatt pagal, meri bhi pahli suhag raat hi hai aaj..bas meri saheliyo ke muh se suna hua hai sab maine..
Raj—tab to theek hai, warna mera to heart fail hone hi wala tha...chalo ab jaldi se suhag raat manate hain.
Maine jaldi se ritu didi ko bistar me lita kar unke upar aa gaya aur hotho ko chumne laga…kuch der chumne ke baad mere hath jaise hi unki chuchiyo tak pahuche to unhone mera hath pakad liya.
Raj—kyo, kya hua….?
Ritu—raj, yaha tumhare room me aaj kabhi bhi koi bhi aa sakti hai, khas kar ke sheetal ka to koi bharosa hi nahi hai..haal me bahut log soye huye hain…awaz sun kar kisi ki bhi neend khul sakti hai..kahi aur chalo na..
Raj—baat to aap ki sahi hai..lekin jaye bhi to kaha jaye itni raat me….(phir kuch soch kar)..chalo, hai ek mast jagah, jaha kisi ke aane ka khatra nahi hai..
Main ritu didi ko sath le kar bahar aa gaya aur dhire se bike start kar ke unko baitha kar nadi ke paas bane shamshan me le aaya…kyon ki raat me idhar kisi ke aane ka koi khatra nahi tha…dusra vaha logo ke baithne ke liye ek chota shed bhi bana hua tha…vahi shamshan me kisi ki chita jal rahi thi jiske karan vaha roshni ho rahi thi…vaha pahuchte hi ritu ki darr ki vajah se bina maare hi gaand phatne lagi.
Ritu—raj, yaha mujhe darr lag raha hai…tum kaha le aaye mujhe..? Tujhe itni raat me shamshan ke alawa aur koi jagah nahi mili... ? yaha charo taraf khula hua hai...agar kisi ne hame dekh liya to.... ?
Raj—didi, ye shamshan hai..yaha raat to kya bina kaam ke koi din me nahi aata...isliye tension mat lo….suhag raat manane ke liye sabse badhiya jagah hai ye...aaj tak aisi hasin suhag raat kisi ki nahi huyi hogi didi..
Ritu (darte huye)—tu kaise kah sakta hai ki yaha koi nahi aa sakta…? Agar koi bhoot voot aa gaya to…? Iss shmashan me tumhe suhag raat manane ki soojh rahi hai…? Dekhte nahi ki vaha kisi ki laash jal rahi hai..mujhe to bahut darr lag raha hai..chalo na raj yaha se chalte hain..
Raj—yaha koi darr nahi hai didi…iss saand se sab ki phat-ti hai…
Ritu—ajib shadi shadi hai na raj hamari bhi…na band na barati, na koi pandit aur na hi agni ke saat phere liye..phir bhi main tumhari biwi ban gayi…kitne armaan hote hain ek ladki ke dil me, magar meri kismat me kuch aur hi likha tha.. aur to aur suhag raat manane ke liye jagah bhi mili to shamshan, jaha kisi admi ki chita jal rahi hai.
Raj—chita jal rahi hai, ye to bahut hi achcha hua…ye jalti laash dekh kar mere mann me ek bahut khubsurat idea aa raha hai.
Ritu (chipakte huye)—ab koun sa aur kaisa idea aa gaya tumhare dimag me….?
Raj—dekho didi, main soch raha hu ki kyo na aapke armaan poore kar hi du…?
Ritu—vo kaise….?
Raj—aap ki yahi baat kaafsos hai na ki hamari shadi, bina band, bina barat, bina pandit aur agni ke saat phere liye bina huyi hai…?
Ritu—hmmm..lekin ab jo hona tha vo to ho chuka hai…ab kya kar sakte hain….?
Raj—hum agni ke saat phere le kar ye rasm bhi poori kar hi dete hain..
Ritu—mujhe apni biwi bana to chuke ho..baki sab karne ke liye to mujhe yaha iss shmashan me le aaye ho..ab aur kya bacha hai …? Vaise bhi main to apne poore tann aur mann se tumhe apna pati maan hi chuki hu..phir iski jarurat hi kya hai…?
Raj—didi, ye sach hai ki maine aap ki maang me sindoor bhar ke aur gale me mangal sutra pahna kar aap ko apni biwi bana liya hai lekin abhi bhi hamne agni ke saat phere nahi liye hain…main soch raha hu ki aap ke sath suhag raat manane se pahle ye adhura kaam bhi poora kar hi liya jaye..phir aap vidhi vidhan se meri biwi ban jaogi.
Ritu—lekon mujhe ye batane ka kasht karoge ki ye hoga kaise iss shmashan me aur vah bhi aadhi raat ke samay…?
Raj—kya didi..samne dekho aag jal to rahi hai…aa jao agni ke saat phere le lete hain jaldi se..phir suhag raat bhi to manani hai..
Ritu (shocked)—kyaaaaa….? Tumm iss jalti huyi chita ke phere lene ki baat kar raheho…pagal to nahi ho gaye kahi tum..?
Raj—didi, isse badhiya muhurt kuch ho hi nahi sakta…dekho agni dev bhi hamari shadi ke sakshi honge…usme jal rahi laash pandit ki jagah mantra padhne ka kaam karegi….aur rahi baat baratiyo ki to yaha jitne bhi bhoot pret honge, vo sab hamare barati hi to hain…kitne saare gawah hain hamari shadi ke…prithwi, akash, jal, vayu aur agni hamari shadi ke sakshi honge aur sath me ye madarchod bhoot pret bane barati bhi…chalo jaldi se..
Ritu—raj, tum sach me pagal ho gaye ho…aisa bhi kabhi kisi ki shadi huyi hai…?
Raj—vo tum samajhti nahi didi..hamari special jodi hai na…hamari shadi bhi shmashan me hogi aur suhag raat bhi..come on my darling didi..
Ritu—nahi, ye mujhse nahi hoga…mujhe bahut darr lag raha hai…chalo ghar vapis chalo..vahi jo karna hai kar lena..
Raj—ghar me karne milta to bahar kyo nikalna padta itni raat me…? Ye sab baat chhodo..shubh muhurt nikla ja raha hai..
Ritu didi na na karti rahi maine unke dupatte ka ek sira pakad kar apne lund par baandh diya aur dusre sire ko ritu didi ki sarwar ke bhitar ghused kar god me utha liya aur uss jalti huyi chita ke paas le ja kar utar diya..didi ka darr se bura haal tha..maine unka hath pakad kar chita ke charo taraf phere lagane shuru kar diye..didi dari huyi thi isliye piche se mujhse chipak gayi thi…phere poore hote hi main ruk gaya.
Raj—lo didi, ho gayi poore vidhi vidhan se hamari shadi….ab chalo agni dev aur usme jal rahe pandit ji ko pranam kar ke unka ashirwad bhi le lete hain….(chilla kar)..madarchodo, jitne bhi bhoot, pret yaha hain, tumhari maa ko chodu, tum sab hamari shadi ke sakshi aur barati ho..to jaldi se tum sab bhi hame ashirwad de hi dalo..
Ritu (dhire se)—rajj, ye kya kar rahe ho... ? koi sun kar sach much me aa jayega..
Raj—kya kar raha hu..sabse ashirwad maang raha hu..chalo pranam karo sab ko..
Ritu (mann me)—yaha jitne bhi bhoot pret hain, sab raj ko kshama karna..main raj ki taraf se aap sabse maafi maangti hu.
Hamne agni ko pranam kiya uske baad main ritu didi ko god me utha kar shed ke niche le aaya..vah abhi bhi dari huyi nazro se mujhe dekh rahi thi.
Ritu—raj, mujhe yaha bahut darr lag raha hai…koi bhoot, pret aa gaya to hamara kya hoga…?
Raj—didi, sabko apni apni gaand pyari hoti hai phir chahe vo bhoot hi kyo na ho…aur agar koi bhoot pret galti se yaha aa bhi gaya to saand ko dekhte hi apni gaand me hath rakh kar ulte pair turant bhag jayega …aap chinta mat karo…bas jaldi se kapde utar ke poori nangi ho jao…. yaha ” Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Ritu (kaan me)—apne hi bhai ke samne main kaise apne kapde utar kar nangi ho jau…? mujhe sharam aati hai…tu khud hi apne hatho se mere kapde utar kar mujhe nangi kar de…
Raj—theek hai didi…chalo main hi aap ko nangi kiye deta hu..
Ritu (dhire se)—pahle ye torch to band kar de…
Raj—torch band kar dunga to aap ko nangi kaise dekhunga…
Ritu—jab tu mujhe nangi dekhega to sharam nahi ayegi mujhe kya…? Nangi karna jaruri hai…?
Raj—dekho didi, bina nangi dekhe mujhe chodne me maza nahi aata…agar aap ko itni hi jyada sharam aa rahi hai to phir jane do…chalo ghar vapis chalte hain..
Ritu—nahii…theek hai utar de mere kapde aur dekh le apni didi ko poori nangi…
Raj—ye huyi na chudasi biwi wali baat...
Maine dhire dhire kar ke ritu didi ke sabhi kapde utar kar niche farsh me bichha diya aur didi uske upar let gayi… nangi hote hi ritu didi ka khubsurat gora bhara hua jism meri ankho ke samne aa gaya..badi badi chuchiya aur unke gulabi nipples behad akarshak ho kar didi ki chuchiyo ki shobha badha rahe the.
Kele ke tane ki bhanti aapas me chipki gori, chikni aur moti jaanghe aur dono jaangho ke beech me himalaya ke ghane jungle ki bhanti didi ki jhaante, kisi bhi yogi ka tap bhang karne ke liye paryapt thi.
Unn ghane jungle roopi jhaanto ke beech me se dhaage ke samaan patli bahti nadi aur uss nadi roopi ritu didi ki bur ke upari hisse me bana hua ek chota sa taapu behad khubsurat nazara pesh kar rahe the.
Mujhe apne nange badan ko itni bariki se ghurte dekh kar ritu didi ne sharma kar apni ankhe moond li...kuch der jee bhar ke torch ki roshni me ritu didi ke nagn jism ke har bhaag ko samne se gaur se dekhne ke baad maine unko palta diya.
Didi ke palat kar litate hi meri ankho ke aage kisi gumbad ki bhanti badi choudi ..khoob phooli aur gadrayi huyi unki gaand mere samne aa gayi.
Ritu didi ki mast phooli gadarayi gori gaand dekh kar mujhse raha nahi gaya to maine ek hath badha kar didi ke chutad bari bari se masalne laga aur sath me unke dono chutdo par thappad bhi maarta ja raha tha.
Ritu—aaaahhhhh....itni jor se mat maar na rajj...dard hota hai.....aaahhhhh....aur dhire dhire masal na...aahhhhh
Raj—bahut mast gaand hai didi aapki…apki gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega…thaappp….thaappp....thaapppp.. ekdam ruyi ki tarah naram aur mulayam hai apki gaand...chaattt
Raj—ye meri vo kya hai... ? jo bhi bolna hai khul kar bolo didi..
Ritu—main apne private parts ke naam nahi bol sakti raj,..
Raj (gaand masalte huye)—kyo nahi bol sakti.... ?
Ritu—aaahhhh...samjha kar na, tu mera chota bhai hai aur ek bahan apne hi bhai ke samne apne ango ke naam khul kar kaise bol sakti hai.... ? tere samne poori nangi padi hu..isme hi mujhe bahut laaz aa rahi hai...aaaaahhhhh...
Raj—laaz aur sharam ko maro goli..aur khul kar maza lo apni is mast gadarayi jawani ka….chudai ke samay jitni jyada gandi gandi baate karo, utna hi adhik maza aata hai….vaise bhi ab aap meri biwi ho..ho ki nahi, bolo... ?
Ritu—hmmm
Raj—to mujhe aap ko nangi kar ke khoob chodne ka haq hai ki nahi. Bolo... ?
Ritu—hai, tumhe sab haq hai mere sath karne ka..lekin phir bhi didi se biwi banne me thoda samay to lagega hi na..
Raj—phir mujhse sharam kaisi... ?
Ritu—tujhe kya..tu to pahle se hi poora besharm hai..ab apni didi ko bhi besharm banana chahta hai...main tumhari biwi hone ke naate kuch karne se to tumhe nahi rok rahi na…lekin sath me tumhari bahan bhi to hu isliye bolne me sharam aa rahi hai..aisi gandi baate..
Raj—aap besharm banogi lekin sirf mere liye..apne iss chote bhai ke liye, apne iss pati ke liye ....
Ritu—mujhe poori nangi to kar diya hai...jo kuch abhi bacha hai vo bhi abhi thodi der me sab tu loot lega...kam se kam mujhe iss samay didi to mat bol..mere naam se bula mujhe..
Raj—naam se bulane me kahi aisa na ho jaye ki mujhe ritu kah ke bulane ki adat ho jaye..isse sab ko shaq ho jayega hum par..isliye main to didi hi kahunga.
Ritu—hmmm..ye to maine socha hi nahi..theek hai..tumhe jo achcha lage vahi naam se bulao..ab khush
Raj (gaand masalte huye)—to phir batao ki apka chota bhai iss samay kya kar raha hai.... ?
Ritu—aaahhhhhh….aaaahhhh….mera chota..bhaiii…iss samay….apni ritu didi…ki…..ga…gaan…gaand masal raha hai…..aahhhhhhh
Raj—ye huyi na baat….didi vaise apki gaand itni badi kaise ho gayi….?
Ritu—umra ke sath sath sab kuch badhta jata hai mere bhai…vaise hi teri didi ki gaand bhi apne aap hi badi ho gayi hai…
Raj—maarne dogi na apni ye mast gaand apne chote bhai ko….?
Ritu—aaaahhhhhh……maar lena..jee bhar ke maar lena apni ritu didi ki gaand….mere bhai…lekin aaj nahi..phir kisi din maar lena mouka milne par…aaj to sirf apni ritu didi ki aage ki seal tod kar use ladki se aurat bana de, rajj..aaahhh… jaldi se apni nayi naveli biwi ke sath suhag raat mana le..
Raj—aage ki seal…? Main kuch samjha nahi didi…khul ke samjhao na jara…aage ki kaha ki seal tudwani hai meri didi ko apne chote bhai se…..?
Ritu—aaaahhhhh….lagta hai ki aaj tu mujhe tan ke sath sath mann se bhi poori nangi kar dega….aaahhhh….aage ki seal se matlab hai ki apni didi ki bur me apna ye saand jaisa lamba mota lund ghused kar chod daal aaj…..haan rajjj, aaj apne lund se apni ritu didi ki bur ko chod daal ….aaaahhhhhhh
Raj—lagta hai ki aaj meri didi ki bur bahut chudasi hai….?
Ritu—aaaahhhhh….haan mere bhai, teri ritu didi aaj bahut chudasi hai…..koun ladki hogi jo apni suhag raat ke samay par bhi chudasi na ho…?
Raj—ab chinta mat karo didi…aaj se apka ye bhai apni ritu didi ko daily nangi kar ke choda karega….bolo didi..chudogi na roj apne chote bhai se….?
Ritu—aaahhhhhh…..haan rajj, chudungi… roj chudungi tujhse…..aaahhhhh….daily nangi kar ke khoob chodna mujhe..
Main aise hi gandi baate karte huye didi ki gaand tab tak masalta raha jab tak ki unke dono gore gore chutad lal nahi ho gaye…uske baad maine sidha lita diya aur unke hotho ka ras pine laga….itni der se gandi gandi baat karne aur gaand masle jane se ritu didi khoob garam ho chuki thi…vo bhi kissing me mera poora sath de rahi thi…
Hotho ko chumte huye maine unki ek chuchi ko apne hath me bhar liya aur usko dabane laga…chuchi dabaye jane se didi aur bhi chudasi ho gayi aur itne me hi mujhse chipak kar jhadne lagi.
Unke jhadte hi maine unko phir se chudasi karne ke liye hoth chusna chhod kar unki ek chuchi ko muh me bhar liya aur unka ras pine laga sath hi dusri chuchi ko jor jor se dabata bhi ja raha tha.
Ritu—aaahhhhhh…rajjjjj….bahut maza…aaaa raha haiii……aur dabao meri chuchiyo ko….aaj pahli bar koi meri chuchi ko daba aur chus raha haii…..mere bhaiii….poora ras nichod le apni didi ki dono chuchiyo kaaa…aise hiii…aaahhhh…aur jor se daba….haan,,…..aise hi…ab roj dabana apni ritu didi ki chuchiyo ko …jab bhi mouka mile to masal dena meri chuchiyo ko jor jor se…..bol na mere bhai…roj dabayega na apni didi ki chuchiyo ko khoob kas kas ke…? Bol na…pls.. bata na rajj.. dabayega na roj..?
Raj—haan didi, apka ye bhai daily apni ritu didi ke doodh dabaya karega…
Ritu—aaahhhhh….aise hi….main apne bhai se daily apne doodh khoob dabwaya karungi…aise hi dabate raho…aahhhh
Kafi der tak unki chuchiyo se khelne ke baad maine apna lower utar kar 69 position me aa gaya….mera lund to ritu didi dekhte hi ghabra gayi…
Ritu (ghabrate huye)—ye..ye..kya hai rajj…?
Raj—tumhare pati parmeshwar ka ashtra hai.matlab ki bur chodak yantra hai vo..
Ritu—baap re..ye to bahut bada hai…main marr jaungi…mer bas me bahi hai ise jhelna..
Raj—didi, meri biwi aap ho to jhelna bhi aap ko hi padega...vaise chinta mat karo main ise samjha dunga ki tumhari bahan hai iski jara pyar se lena..ab darna chhodo aur isko muh me le kar pyar karo..
Ritu—kyaaa muh me... ? chheee...isko bhi koi muh me leta hai kya…?
Raj—duniya leti hai..agar aap ko nahi lena hai to chalo jane do, sidha ghar chalte hain...mujhe laga tha ki aapne sach me hi mujhe pati maan liya hai to main aapko ek patni ka adhikar bhi de du, lekin main galat tha..ok koi baat nahi..
Ritu (hath pakad kar)—naraz kyo hote ho.. ? main koshish kar ke dekhti hu..agar muh me chala gaya to..vaise mujhe lagta nahi ki ye muh me bhi ghus payega..
mujhe iss 69 position me aate hi vo samajh gayi ki main kya chahta hu..ye samajhte huye unhone khud hi apne pair phaila diye aur mere lund ko pakad kar muh me lene lagi..main unki bur ko chusne me lag gaya.
Ritu didi apni bur me meri jeebh ka sparsh pate hi gudgudi se apni gaand upar uthane lagi….aur main bade pyar se unki bur ko chatne me lag gaya.
Ritu—aaahhhhh…rajjj….aisa maza mujhe pahle kyo nahi diya mere bhai….aur choos….kha ja apni didi ki bur ko… pi le apni kuwari badi bahan ki bur ka pani….aaahhhhh…..bahut achcha lag raha hai…rajjjjjjj….aur jor jor se chato meri bur ko
Bur chuswane me hi ritu didi phir se jhad gayi…maine unki bur ko chusna tab tak jari rakha jab tak ki phir se khoob chudasi nahi ho gayi..
Ritu—aaaahhhhhh….raajjjj…bas kar ab….mujhse ab bardast nahi ho raha hai….jaldi se apna ye musal lund apni didi ki bur me poora ghused kar chod ..mere bhai…jaldi se chod de apni didi ki bur…aaahhhhhh
Main samajh gaya ki didi ab khoob chudasi ho chuki hain to main turant unke pairo ke beech aa gaya aur sath me layi jely ko apne lund aur unki bur me laga kar khoob chikna kar diya jisse unhe jyada taklif na ho…bur ko khoob chikna karne ke baad maine unka ek pair utha kar apne kandhe par rakha to dusra pair unhone khud hi upar utha diya…didi ne apne muh me apna dupatta bhar liya jisse jyada cheekh na nikle.
Maine lund ko bur ke darwaje par tika kar unki ek chuchi ko pakda aur ek taqatwar takatwar dhakka pel diya didi ki bur me…jely ki chiknayi ki vajah se lund unki bur ko phadta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya..didi dard se khoob jor se cheekh padi aur mujhe apne upar se hatane ki koshish karne lagi.
Lekin bhala saand apne hath aaye shikar ko kabhi bina chode chhodta hai…? Maine unke iss dard ko nazar andaz karte huye de danadan teen chaar takatwar dhakke pelta gaya…lund unki bur ko purane kapde ki tarah cheerte phadte huye unki bachchedani ke muh ke andar tak ghus gaya.
Ritu didi dard se cheekhte, bilbilate huye behosh ho gayi….maine jaldi se uss jalti huyi chita ke paas matki me jo pani bhara hua tha, usme se kuch pani ke chheente unke chehre par mari to vah hosh me aate hi rone lagi aur mujhe chhod dene ko kahne lagi.
Ritu (rote huye)—raaj…chhod de mujhe…..aaahhhh….bahut dard ho raha hai….meri bur phat gayi hai poori tarah se.. andar tak phat gayi hai…. pls maan ja mere bhai….lagta hai ki teri ritu didi ki bur abhi tere saand jaise lund ke chodne layak nahi huyi hai…pls ruk ja…aaaaaahahhh
Raj—bas didi, jitna dard hona tha, ho chuka…ab kewal maza hi maza ayega aap ko….
Ritu (rote huye)—maza kya khak ayega…jab main jinda hi nahi bachungi iss saand se…? bur ke sath sath lagta hai ki tera ye lund mera pet bhi phad dalega aaj…..aaahhhhhh
Maine jhuk kar chuchi dabate huye unke hotho ko chumne laga aur dhire dhire bur me lund andar bahar karta gaya..lund didi ki bur me bahut kasa kasa ja raha tha lekin jelly ki chiknahat ke karan jyada dikkat nahi ho rahi thi..karib dus minute tak aise hi dhire dhire chodne ke baad ritu didi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand niche se utha utha kar mere lund par bur ko chipkane lagi..ye dekh kar maine unko chodne ki speed thoda badha di…
Ritu—aaahhhhhh…rajjjj…ab achcha lag raha hai…tune sach hi kaha tha….bahut maza aa raha hai…aise hi chodta ja mujhe ..aaahhhhhh….mere doodh bhi masalta ja sath me……thoda tez tez chod apni didi ki bur ko….aaahhhhh…aaj se main teri gulam ho gayi mere bhaiii…..haan, mere bhai..aaj se teri didi teri biwi ho gayi….tera jab dil kare apni ritu didi ko nangi kar ke apna ye lund apni didi ki bur me poora ghused dena aur jee bhar ke chod liya karna apni didi ko.
Raj—haan didi, bahut mast bur hai aap ki…
Ritu—aahhhhh…aise hi chodta rah mujhe….bata na mere bhai..tujhe apni didi ki bur ko chodne me maza aa raha hai na..? bol na…
Raj—haan didi, bahut maza aa raha hai mujhe apni ritu didi ki bur chodne me…
Ritu—aaahhhhh…to phir mujhse vada kar ki aaj se tu mujhe roj poori nangi kar ke choda karega…tera jab bhi mann karega tu meri bur lega, main tumhe kabhi mana nahi karungi aur jab mera mann tujhe apni bur dene ko karega to tu bhi mana nahi karega mujhe chodne se..
Raj—main vada karta hu didi
Ritu—aaahhhhhh.....aur jor jor se chod...poori phad kar dheeli kar de meri bur ko.....phad de raj...aaj chod chod kar phad de apni badi bahan ki bur ko....aaahhhhhhh
Ritu didi ek bar phir jhad gayi lekin main danadan takatwar dhakke pelta raha didi ki bur me..unki dono chuchiyo ko bari bari se masalte huye...phir maine unko doggy style me kar ke piche se lund ghused kar chodne laga...aur akhir me main unki bur ke andar hi apna pani gira diya..mere lund se nikli garam garam pichkariyo ki bouchhar se didi ek bar phir jhad gayi.
Kuch der tak unke upar hi lete rahne ke baad maine phir se ritu didi ko garam karna shuru kar diya..unke garam hote hi dubara unke upar aa kar chodne laga...baki ki poori raat chodne me hi nikal gayi.
Jab subah ka ujala dhire dhire phailne laga ..maine apne sath me layi ek pain killer unko khilaya aur phir kapde pahan kar didi ko apni god me utha kar bike me bithaya aur start kar ke ghar le aaya...unhe bistar me chhod kar main apne room me chala gaya.
Abhi mushkil se mujhe ek ghanta hi soye huye the ki mere mobile ki bar bar bajti ring ne meri nidra me vighna utpann kar diya aur na chahte huye bhi meri neend khul gayi.
Raj (call pich kar ke)—(bina screen ki taraf dekhe hi)....subah subah kis ki maiya ke bhosde me khujli hone lagi jo apni maa ke bhosde ki khujli mitane ke liye mere paas call par call kiye ja raha hai…?
Dusri taraf se...
“Congratulations....Happy Birthday from Khiladiyo Ka Khiladi…..STAR BLACK STAR”
Raj (mood kharab)—madarchod, tujhe aur koi kaam nahi hai kya…? Teri maa ko chodu, jab chahe apni amma chudwane ke liye phone karne lagta hai….(mann me)..kyo na iss gaandu se baat karte huye pratap chacha ke paas ja kar unki nigani karu, jara pata to chale ki mobile unke paas pahuchta kaise hai…? Aaj iss madarchod chacha ki gaand bhi maar hi leta hu..sala seema chachi ke bachcha biyane ka rasta bhi saaf ho jayega.
Ye khyal mann me aate hi main apne room se bahar nikal kar chacha ke paas jane ke liye khet ki taraf chala gaya black star se baate karte huye….
Black Star—itni akad achchi nahi hai bachche…main chahu to tujhe chutkiyo me masal kar rakh sakta hu..chuhe kabhi billi ka shikar nahi kiya karte, samajh gaye..
Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd…"Tu Billi Nahi Hai Bhosdike Tu Billa Hai...Dus Dus Kutto Ki Peli Huyi Kutiya Ka Pilla Hai."
Black Star—teri sari akad nikalne ka time aa gaya hai..
Raj (gusse me)—madarchod…Jis din tu iss saand ke samne ek bar bhi aa gaya na to uske dusre hi din se apni gaand me bullet proof dhakkan lagwa kar ghumega.
Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi.
Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi.
Ab aage……
Black Star—ajib kism ke admi ho tum..maine tumhe janamdin ki mubarakbad dene ke liye call kiya, bajaye mera dhanyawad karne ke tum to gussa hone lage..
Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchodd..matlab ki baat kar..phone kis liye kiya hai…?
Black Star—maine tere liye ek special gift bheja hai tere janam din ke shubh avsar par…lagta hai ki tune abhi tak dekha nahi hai…?
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa gift….?
Black Star—jab dekhega to tere hosh ud jayenge…
Raj (tension, mann me)—kahi madarchod ne kisi ko tapka to nahi diya….?
Black Star—tu ab tak meri paheli samajh nahi paya..lekin mujhe ummid hai ki mera gift dekhne ke baad jarur samajh jayega…ja ja kar pahle gift dekh le…main ek ghante baad phir se tujhe phone karunga…aur haan, gift dekhte samay apne dil ko kabu me rakhna kahi aisa na ho ki tera heart fail hi ho jaye…? Hahahaha.
Ye sunte hi mera dimag tension me aa gaya…sabse jyada mujhe iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi madarchod ne kisi ka kalyan na kar diya ho…? Uska phone call cut hote hi Main chacha ke paas jana chhod kar vapis tezi se ghar ki taraf palat gaya.
Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..
Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi….tab tak pariwar ke kuch member vaha aa chuke the..unki bhi kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye mazra kya hai…? Magar kamre me koi aisa bhi tha ki uske andar laddoo phoot rahe the jaise ki use pahle se pata ho ki uss cd me kya hai…?
Sheetal (chounk kar)—ye kya hai….? Kaisa gift hai ye…?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye CD hai…gift me cd dene ka kya matlab ho sakta hai….? Aur ye diya kisne hai….?
Sheetal (tension)—mujhe to abhi se dekhte hi tension hone lagi hai….naam dekh packet me dene wale ka naam likha hoga.
Sadhana (packet dekhte huye)—nahi, kisi ka bhi naam nahi likha hua hai iss par…ab pata kaise chale ki iss cd me hai kya..?
Sheetal—ek kaam karti hu..main raj ka laptop le kar aati hu..usme laga kar dekhte hain..
Sheetal didi mere room me ja kar mere bag se laptop nikalne lagi..laptop le kar vo sadhana ko pakda diya..usne uss cd ko laga kar play kiya to dekhte hi chounk gaye sabhi…tab tak main bhi ghar pahuch gaya aur sidha didi ke room me aa gaya jaha pahle se hi ghar walo ki bheed jama thi.
Raj—didi, kuch hua hai kya, jo sab log ek sath yaha jama hain….?
Sheetal (play rok kar)—nahi to..kyo…? aur tum subah subah kaha chale gaye the….? Raat me bhi tum apne room me nahi the….? Main teen chaar aayi thi tumhare room me, kaha chale gaye the raat me….? Pata hai mujhe kitni tension ho rahi thi..
Raj (tension)—vo sab baad me bataunga didi…pahle mujhe batao ki koi bina naam wala gift aaya hai kya matlab ki jiske packet par gift dene wale ka koi naam na likha ho…? Aur ye to mera laptop hai, ye yaha koun laya…? (mann me)..achcha hua ki raat me ritu didi ko ghar se bahar le gaya tha warna lafda ho jata..
Malti—vahi gift to dekh rahe hain sabhi beta…kisi ne gift me cd bheji hai..isliye tera laptop sheetal le kar aayi hai cd dekhne ke liye…
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..CD…bheji hai madarchod ne…?
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—rajjj..kyaa kaha tumne…?
Raj (galti samajh me aate hi)—ohh sorry didi…galti se muh se gaali nikal gayi..I’m sorry….lekin kya hai cd me….?
Rashmi—vahi to dekh rahe the ki tum aa gaye aur sheetal ne turant band kar diya…vaise bhi tumhari chhezo ko sheetal ke alawa koi hath nahi lagata hai ghar me..
Raj—hmmm…lekin vo gift specially mere liye hai…iss tarah dusro ki confidential cheeze nahi dekhni chahiye…upar se ye departmentally matter hai…chalo lao idhar..
Sheetal—lekin raj…?
Raj—sorry didi, maine kaha na ki ye police department ka matter hai…aap ko aise anjaan aur sandigdh gift ko nahi kholna chahiye..ho sakta hai ki mera koi dushman uske andar bomb pack kar ke bhej de jo open karte hi blast ho jaye..isliye aise matter pahle mujhe bataya karo, khud koi decision lene se pahle..
Laxmi (mann me)—raj sahi kah raha hai...mujhe raj ko kal wale anjan phone call ke baare me sab bata dena chahiye..
Maine laptop ko utha liya aur apne room me jane laga…jisse sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya, sath me sadhana ka bhi.. main abhi darwaje tak hi pahucha tha ki tabhi laxmi ki baat sun kar kamre se bahar jate mere kadam vahi ruk kar rah gaye.
Laxmi—beta, vo kal mere paas kisi anjaan admi ka phone aaya tha jo badi utpatang baate kar raha tha mujhse..
Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa phone call…? Kya bol raha tha vo…? Aapne mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?
Laxmi—maine to turant hi sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabhi ko bata diya tha..
Raj (ghurte huye)—lekin mujhe kisi ne batana jaruri nahi samjha, kyo…? Aap mere room me chal kar mujhe poori baat batao..chaliye..
Sheetal (hadbada kar)—arrey, rajjj..vo koi pagal tha…aisi koi khas baat nahi thi usme..to kya batate hum…? Kyo sadhana bhabhi, maine sahi kaha na… ? tu hi samjha na, raj ko...(mann me)..ye maa ji ne kya gadbad kar diya...ab abhay chacha ka naam sunte hi raj ko gussa na aa jaye kahi…phir use sambhalna mushkil ho jayega…
Sadhana (haklate huye)—haan..haan..rajj..vo koi khas baat nahi thi..mummy to aise hi choti choti baat par ghabra jati hain.
Raj—dekhne me cheenti bhi bahut choti hoti hai, lekin agar vo hathi ki soond me ghus jaye to uski mout ka karan ban jati hai…maa ji, aap chaliye mere room me..
Sheetal didi mujhe samjhane ki koshish karti rahi lekin main nahi ruka aur laxmi ko sath le kar apne room me aa gaya… mere piche piche sheetal didi aur sadhana bhi aa gayi…andar aate hi dono laxmi ko kuch na batane ka ishara karne lagi jise maine dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki baat kuch serious jarur hai jise sheetal didi aur sadhana nahi chahti ki mujhe pata chale..
Raj—maa ji, ab bataiye..kya baat hai…?
Sheetal—nahi, rajj aisi koi baat nahi hai…main bol rahi hu na…tujhe mujh par bhi yakin nahi hai kya…?
Raj—main phir bhi janna chahta hu didi kyon ki aap ke chehre par mujhe chinta ki lakire nazar aa rahi hain…aur aap ye janti hain ki main aap ko tension me nahi dekh sakta…isliye aap teeno ko meri kasam, sach sach bataiye ki baat kya hai..? main ab dubara nahi puchunga, batana ya na batana aap ki marzi…
Sheetal—raj, baat to kuch bhi nahi hai, jiska na to koi sir hai aur na hi pair..phir bhi tu janna chahta hai to main batati hu..
Sadhana (dhire se)—ye kya kar rahi hai sheetal…?
Sheetal (dhire se)—nahi yaar, uski kasam todne ki taqat mujhme nahi hai…vaise bhi baat hi to batana hai jisme waqai me koi dum nahi hai..
Raj—aap bataiye maa ji..aur aap dono pls..thodi der apna muh band rakhne ka kya lengi…?
Laxmi—beta, raat me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya tha, vo bol raha tha ki tum koi bahurupiya ho aur koi raj vaaz nahi ho..usne ek address bhi diya hai aur kaha hai ki agar yakin na ho to yaha ja kar pata kar lo, sab sachchayi malum ho jayegi.
Raj—ye behuda harkat karne wala koun ho sakta hai…? Jarur sala vahi black star hoga…? Khair koi baat nahi uske bolne se kya main raj se bhoot ban jaunga…? Vo samajhta hai ki sab ko bahka kar mere khilaf kar dega…?
Sheetal—tabhi to main tujhse bol rahi thi ki bakwas baat hai..lekin tu meri sunta hi kaha hai aaj kal…?
Raj—lekin baat ko janna to mere liye jaruri tha na didi…vaise maa ji, usne address kya bataya tha…?
Laxmi—mere mobile me usne massage kiya tha, ye lo dekh lo..
Main laxmi ke hath se mobile le kar massage box check karne laga…koi unknown nuber se massage aaya tha..massage padhte hi main chounk gaya kyon ki address raghu ke ghar ka tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—arrey. Ye to raghu ke ghar ka address hai.
Sadhana—raghu..! koun raghu….?
Phir maine sadhana aur laxmi ko raghu aur avinash ke baare me sab bata diya..jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gayi..jabki sheetal didi ko to main pahle hi ye sab bata chuka tha, to vah iss baat par normal dikhi.
Laxmi—ab samajh me aaya ki usko, raghu ko dekh kar galat fahmi huyi hai..vo tumhe raj ki bajaye raghu samajh raha hai.
Sadhana—mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai mummy.
Sheetal—raj, mujhe vo cd dekhni hai..jaldi chalu kar na..
Raj—ye cd kisi film ki nahi hai balki black star ne bheji hai…apni congratulations ka matlab samjhane ke liye…pata nahi ab ki bar kya naya kaand kar diya isne jo mujhe cd bhej kar batana chahta hai…? Aap dono na hi dekho to achcha hai..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa black star ne bheji hai…?
Raj—haan, usne abhi thodi der pahle phone kar ke bataya mujhe..na jane kya dikhana chahta hai vo mujhe…?
Sheetal—tab to main jarur dekhungi..pata to chale ki uss harami ne tujhe cd me koun si dhamki di hai…? Aur agar tune ab koi cd play karne me koi aana kani dikhayi to main ye laptop patak putuk ke tod phod dungi..samajh gaya.
Raj—theek hai, chalu kar raha hu..gussa kyo karte ho…? Jab dekho gussa naak me hi dhara rahta hai aap ke..
Maine laptop me lagi cd ko play kar diya…sheetal didi mere ek taraf to sadhana dusri taraf se chipak kar bistar me let gayi jabki laxmi chair par baith kar dekhne lagi…CD start hote hi main chounk gaya, kyon ki usme main hi dikh raha tha.
Raj (mann me, shocked)—ooyee madarchod, ye to main hu…iska matlab ki iski maa ko chodu, isne meri video bana kar mujhe hi bhej di…lekin kyo…..?
Video recording ki shuruwat vaha se thi jaha se main jyoti ke ghar se nikal raha tha, uske baad main ek bus me baith kar apne gaon jaate huye phone par kisi se baat karne me laga hua tha…bus stand aate hi main vaise hi baat karte huye niche utar gaya…tabhi mere paas se ek car gujar kar gayi.
Aur tabhi dhaanyyy…dhaannyyy..goli chalne ki awaz aayi aur main khoon se lathpath ho kar vahi gir gaya….ye dekhte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu bahne lage aur vo jor se mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.
Sheetal (rote huye)—kitni berahmi se mara tha kamino ne tujhe…
Raj—main bilkul theek hu didi..Jako rakhe saainya maar sake na koy…aap bevajah ro rahi ho ..
Sadhana (shocked)—rajj, tumhe goli lagi thi, lekin kisne chalayi ye goli….?
Raj—ye to uss din ki recording hai jab main jyoti ke ghar se gaon lout raha tha…aur raste me jyoti ka call aa gaya tha to usse baate karne me mera dhyan tha..kisne chalayi khud hi dekh lo…?
Maine recording aage play ki to samne se deshraj aur rahul apne admiyo ke sath mere upar fire karne me lage huye the.. par tabhi mera dhyan ek car par gaya jo mere paas se goli chalne ke pahle gujar kar aage pahuchte hi ruk gayi thi…side mirror me lage glass me uska kuch kuch chehra nazar aa raha tha jo ki mujhe kuch jana pahchana sa laga.
Maine cd ko thoda rewind kar ke piche kiya, jab vo cae mere karib se nikli thi…lekin phir dekhte hi hum sabhi chounk gaye..kyon ki rewind kar ke dekhne par jaise hi vah car mere karib se nikli thi vaise hi kuch seconds ke liye car ka glass khula aur usme se ek admi ne apni jeb me hath dala, tabhi do teen goliya aa kar mujhe lagi, iske baad vo gadi aage nikal gayi..uske aage badhte hi deshraj aur rahul ke revolver se nikli huyi goliya aa kar mujhe lagi…lekin goli chalate huye unka kisi ka scene cd me nahi aaya.
Lekin unn kuch seconds me hi uss car wale admi ka chehra nazar aa gaya…jise dekh kar main hairan rah gaya..aisa hi kuch haal sadhana, laxmi ka bhi hua jabki sheetal didi to usko by face usko pahchanti hi nahi thi magar shocked vah bhi huyi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—abhay chachaaa…‼ sala main to abhi tak yahi samajh raha tha ki mujhe thakur ne goli marwayi thi lekin yaha to ye madarchod abhay bhi shamil tha.
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—main iss harami ko jinda nahi chhodungi jisne tujh par goli chalayi..isne jarur jeb me revolver rakhi hogi, isliye jeb me hath dalte hi goli aa kar raj ko lagi…koun hai ye harami…? (chumte huye) Bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tu bach gaya warna inn haramiyo ne to tujhe jaan se maarne me koi kasar baki nahi chhodi thi…
Raj (anshu pochte huye)—jiske paas aap ki jaisi didi aur sadhana jaisi pyar karne wali mehbooba ho, use bhala kya ho sakta hai…?
Sadhana (shocked)—abhayyy..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa…ye harami hai abhayyy….?
Laxmi—haan, ye vahi hai..sala kamina..meri beti sadhana ke piche hath pair dho ke pada hua hai…
Raj (chounk kar)—sadhana, tumhe kaise malum ki ye abhay hai…? Kya kiya isne tumhare sath…? Dekho sadhana, sach kya hai, ye main janta hu..phir bhi tumse sunna chahta hu…tumhe meri kasam..
Sadhana (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi rajj..aisi koi baat nahi hai..vo to bas..aise hi..
Raj—tum nahi batana chaho to tumhari marzi…
“Shama Ko Shama Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi, Uske Kinaro Ne Loota,
Tum To Darr Gayi Hamari Bas Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Tum Dono Ki Kasam Dekar To Mujhe Hazaro Ne Loota.”
Sadhana (tension)—na..na..nahi raj, vo baat ye hai ki abhay ne hi uss din mere sath badatmizi karne ki koshish ki thi.. aur pahle bhi vo mujhe kayi bar pareshan kar chuka hai…pata nahi vo mere piche kyo pada hua hai…? Maine kya bigada hai uska…?
Laxmi—kal bhi phone par awaz mujhe issi admi abhay ki hi lag rahi thi beta..jarur isne hi mujhe phone kiya hoga..
Raj (mood kharab)—uss madarchod ki to main ab poore vidhi vidhan se band baaje ke sath maiya chodunga..
Sheetal—arrey vo sab chhod aur yaha dekh…jo ho raha hai…
Sheetal didi ki baat sun kar main bhi laptop me chal rahi CD ko dekhne laga to main bhi chounk gaya….kyon ki mujhe goli lagne ke baad thakur ke admi utha kar ek jagah le ja kar mera daah sanskar kar rahe the.
Raj (shocked)—ye madarchod kaise ho sakta hai…? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu..inki maa ko chodu, phir ye antim sanskar kis ka kar rahe hain….?
Sheetal—tera aur kis ka…?
Raj (shocked)—whattt….?
Maine rewind kar ke dekha to sach me vo madarchod mera hi kriya karm kar rahe the….ye dekh kar to main hairan rah gaya..kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye kaise possible hai….?
Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai….? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu…aur yaha mujhe ye log jala bhi rahe hain..agar main marr chuka tha to phir jinda kaise ho gaya….?
Sadhana (hairan)—ye sab kya hai raj….?
Raj—jab meri samajh me khud hi kuch nahi aa raha hai to tumhe kya batau ab….?
Laxmi (hairan)—ab main samjhi ki vo kamina abhay tumhe bahurupiya kyo bol raha tha….?
Raj—to kya tum logo ko bhi lagta hai ki main raj nahi hu balki koi bahuroopiya hu….?
Laxmi—main kya bolu beta…lekin ye cd dekhne ke baad har koi yahi samjhega ki abhay sach bol raha tha ki tum raj nahi ho…?
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—tumhe koi kuch bhi samjhe, lekin mera dil yahi kahta hai ki tum hi raj ho…magar ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Laxmi—main to vishwash kar lungi lekin sheetal beta, sab ko samjhaogi kya aur kaise….? Koun yakin karega tumhari baat par iss cd ko dekhne ke baad…..?
Sheetal—jab sheetal rahegi hi nahi to koi dekhega kaise aur jab dekhega hi nahi to kuch samjhane ki jarurat hi nahi padegi kisi ko…main ye cd hi tod deti hu..
Sadhana—yaar ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jisko unko maarne ke baad jalaya vo raj ka hi koi hum shakal ho…?
Raj (confuse, tension)—nahi sadhana, jise goli lagi aur jisko utha kar sab jalane le gaye, vo main hi tha…kyon ki mujhe goli lagne tak to sab kuch yaad hai lekin uske baad ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai….mujhe jab dubara hosh aaya to main kisi dusri hi jagah par pada hua tha…lekin main vaha tak 50 km door pahucha kaise….? Koun le ja kar mujhe vaha phenk aaya….? Aur yaha mujhe jalaya bhi ja raha hai aur main jinda bhi hu…kya paheli hai ye….?
Sheetal—tu tension mat le…ja ja kar naha le…main sab dekh lungi..
Main vaha se uth kar nahane ke liye jane hi vala tha ki tabhi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main turant palat kar sheetal didi ke hath se cd le kar laptop me laga diya, jise ki didi bas todne hi ja rahi thi...mere aise unke hath se cd chhudane se vo bhi hairan ho gayi.
Sheetal (hairan)—raj, kya hua... ?
Raj—bas ek min ruko…
Maine cd ko forward karte huye aage badhata gaya aur jaise hi mujhe jalane wala scene aaya to main chounk gaya...mere chounkne ki vajah ye thi ki uss jagah se 100 mtr ki doori par ped ki aad me ek langda phate chithde kapde pahne dono hath upar kiye huye jor jor se apne ek pair par naach raha tha.
Uski dadhi kafi badhi huyi thi..jiske karan uska chehra saaf saaf dikhayi nahi de raha tha...sadhana aur sheetal didi ko mere dubara cd dekhne par jab kuch samajh me nahi aaya to maine unhe ungli se ishara kar ke vajah bata di.....dono uss langde admi ko dekh kar chounk gayi..sabse jyada sadhana shocked huyi...sheetal didi hairani se sadhana ki taraf dekhne lagi ankho hi ankho me kuch ishara kar ke puchte huye.
Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—omg…ye..ye to vahii haii...ye langda rajasthan se yaha itni door kaise pahuch gaya….?
Sheetal (hairan, mann me)—lagta hai ki ye langda vahi hai jiske baare me sadhana ne bataya tha…lekin ye yaha kya kar raha hai….?
Raj (mann me)—ye langda koun hai madarchod…? iski maa ko chodu, kuch dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha hai..lagta hai ki kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega, tabhi kuch samajh me aa sakta hai..
Sheetal—tu yaha kya dekh raha hai….? Ja ja kar naha le..main tab tak nasta dekhti hu tere liye..aur tu iss CD ki tension na le..main sab sambhal lungi..mujhe poora vishwash hai ki tu hi mera raj hai.
Raj—thanks didi...I Love You, so much..
Main towel le kar nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf chal pada..abhi mere dimag me bas cd wali ghatna hi ghum rahi thi..ghar se bahar nikla to seema chachi shayad khet ja rahi thi main unhe rok kar chodne ka jugad karne ki soch hi raha tha ki ragini didi ne tok diya….
Ragini—raj kaha ja rahe ho…? Nahane nadi ja rahe ho kya….?
Raj—hmmm..lekin ye seema chachi itni jaldi jaldi kaha chali gayi…?
Ragini (mushkura kar)—tere chacha ke paas…vo khet me kuch jaruri kaam tha..
Raj—theek hai..main naha kar aata hu phir baat karte hain..
Main vaha se nadi ki taraf iss cd wali ghatna ke baare me sochte huye jane laga ki tabhi jeb me rakha hua madarchod mobile rone laga….maine dekha to koi unknown number tha..
Raj—hello
Dusri taraf se….
"STAR BLACK STAR."
Raj—ab kya hai madarchod.... ?
Black Star—maine kaha to tha ki main phir phone karunga jab tu mera bheja hua gift dekh lega uske baad …ab tune gift dekh liya hai to maine phone kiya jaisa maine vada kiya tha tujhse phone karne ka....vaise kaisa laga mera gift.... ? ummid hai bahut pasand aaya hoga….?
Raj—tujhe kaise malum ki maine gift dekh liya hai….?
Black Star—ye sab jaan kar tum kya karoge…? Vaise to main ye bhi janta hu ki tu iss samay nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf ja raha hai…hihihihi
Raj (shocked, mann me)—iss madarchod ko kaise malum ye….? Pakka kisi ki amma chudne wali hai aaj iss saand se…jarur ye mere madarchod pratap chacha ne bataya hoga….? Abhi ja kar pahle chacha ki hi maiya chodta hu…(kuch sochte huye).. lekin pratap chacha to vaha khet me apni gaand marwa raha hai..nahi, ye chacha ka kaam nahi ho sakta, use khet me rahte huye bhala kaise malum chal sakta hai ki maine cd dekh li hai ya nahi….? Iska matlab ki mere ghar me hi kisi gaand me khujli ho rahi hai….aaj mitata hu uss madarchod ki khujli…
Black Star—kya hua sp sahab..kaha kho gaye…..? kahi mera gift dekh kar pant to geela nahi ho gaya….hahahaha…..?
Raj—mera pant hi nahi lund bhi geela ho gaya hai, agar tujhe pata hi hai to aa kar chaat ke saaf kar de na madarchod..
Black Star (baat badalte huye)---achcha vo sab chhod…aur ye bata ki gift kaisa laga….?
Raj—ekdam bakwas…iss gift ki dhamki de kar tu ukhad kya lega re madarchod….?
Black Star—tu abhi tak congratulations ka matlab nahi samjha….? Chal koi baat nahi, main khud hi samjha deta hu tujhe.. tu bhi kya yaad karega ki kis raham dil dushman se pala pada hai…hihihihi…?
Raj (gusse me)—jyada hihihi karega to madarchod, mobile ke andar ghus kar tere muh me lund ghused kar moot dunga bhosdike..
Black Star—jitna chillana hai chilla le…ab teri pol sab ke samne khul jayegi..phir dekhta hu teri akad aur tera dum…
Raj (chilla kar)—koun si pol khol lega madarchod tu meri…?
Black Star—yahi ki ab sabko pata chal jayega ki tu raj nahi hai balki uska koi hum shakal hai jo raj ki shakal ka fayda utha raha hai..kyon ki raj to mar chuka hai jiska sabut mera gift hai...phir tera kya hoga bachche... ? mujhe to abhi se tere upar daya aa rahi hai..
Raj (gusse me)—apni daya ko apne bhosde me daal ke rakh madarchod...tujhe kya lagta hai ki teri baat par sab yakin kar lenge... ? jabki raj unke samne hai..
Black Star—cd dekhne ke baad bhi yakin nahi karenge... ? aur chal maine teri baat maan bhi li ki tu raj hai to khud ko sabit kaise karega ki tu raj hai….? Tu avinash ban ke uski biwi ko dhokha de raha hai jo ki tere bachche ki maa banne wali hai...jab usko ye pata chalega ki tu avinash nahi balki raj hai tab vo tere upar case karegi...yahi haal tera raghu ke yaha bhi hoga..kyon ki vaha bhi tune muh to mara hi hoga raghu ban ke...ab tere paas ek hi vikalp hai ki tu raj, avinash ya raghu me se kisi ek ko hi sabit kar sakta hai jo tu hai..baki do ka hatya ka case tere upar banega....jab tere ghar walo ko baki dono jagaho par teri kali kartoot pata chalegi to vah bhi tujhe galat hi samjhenge....teri jankari ke liye ek baat bata du ki maine ye gift avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar bhi bheji hai sath me...ab soch ki tera kya hoga.... ? tu teeno me se koun hai, ye sabke samne aa jayega...aur haan, ek main baat batana to main bhul hi gaya, ki ye cd maine tere chacha abhay ke paas bhi bhej di hai jo ab bahut jaldi court me tere upar raj ka qatl karne aur uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar uski jaydad hadapne ki koshish karne ka muqadma dayar karne wala hai...aur iss cd se ye sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai, lihaja sari jaydad tere chacha ko kanuni roop se mil jayegi aur tujhe inam me phansi ki saza hogi...hihihihihi....ab tu apne aap ko raj, avinash ya phir raghu jo bhi sabit kar le baki do ka qatl karne aur dhokhadhadi karne ka case to banega..aur iski gawahi teeno ki family dengi....hihihihi
Raj (gusse me)—madarchoddd..teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike...tu bas ek baar mere samne aa ja..phir dekh main tera kya haal karta hu.... ?
Black Star—meri chhod aur tu apni soch ab...kyon ki ab tak to avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar walo ne bhi mera gift dekh liya hoga..cd dekhne ke baad avinash ki biwi yahi samjhegi ki marne wala avinash hai jabki raghu ke ghar wale samjhenge ki raghu mara hai...aur tere ghar wale samjhenge ki raj mar chuka hai...ab tu sabit kar ki tu akhir hai koun,, ?
Raj—kyo samjhenge... ?
Black Star—vo isliye ki maine sath me ek letter bhi bheja hai jisme koun mara aur kisne maara, sab likha hai...hihihi.. janam din mubarak ho...hahahaha
Main abhi kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi usne call cut kar diya...uski baate sun kar mera to dimag hi chakrane laga tha..kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ye sab kya jhamela hai.... ? yahi sab sochte huye maine mobile nikal kar pahle kumkum ko call aur phir shraddha ko.
Raj—hello, kumkum
Kumkum—haan, main bol rahi hu..lekin aap kaha ho... ?
Raj—main abhi bahar hu, achcha suno..mere liye koi parcel ya kisi tarah ka koi gift to nahi aaya... ?
Kumkum—ji, kuch aaya to hai mere naam se, lekin maine abhi khol kar dekha nahi hai..
Raj—sun, usko kholna bhi mat…ye sab mere dushmano ki chaal hai…mujhe khabar mili hai ki unhone usme bomb pack kar ke bheja hai tujhe aur hamare bachche ko maarne ke liye..jaise hi tum usko khologi, vaise hi vo blast ho jayega, samjhi
Kumkum (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, isliye ek kaam karo usko jaldi se kisi gutter me phenk do..
Kumkum (hairan)—ye bhagwan..! kitne harami hain ye log..hamare bachche ko maarna chahte hain, achcha hua ki maine khola nahi…main abhi ja kar usko gutter me phenk aati hu…
Raj—haan, jaldi kar..main baad me phone karta hu…..(mann me)..chalo, madarchod black star ka ek jagah ka plan to fail ho gaya, ab thoda shraddha ko laga kar dekhta hu..
Maine kumkum se baat karne ke baad shraddha ko call laga diya…do ring jate hi usne call utha liya…
Raj—hi meri jaan kaisi ho….?
Shraddha—pahle batao ki kaha ho aur ghar kyo nahi aaye.... ?
Raj—aary meri jaan itne saare sawal ek sath....
Shraddha—main ab tumhari biwi bhi hu, itna haq to banta hi hai mera puchne ka..
Raj—jarur banta hai..mere lund ki rani…akhir tu meri pyari bur wali didi jo hai…
Shraddha—ye mere sawal ka jawab nahi hai…
Raj—ek case ke silsile me bahar aaya hu didi darling..
Shraddha—kab tak aaoge…? Mujhe yaad aa rahi hai….?
Raj—bur dogi to aaunga warna abhi nahi…
Shraddha—vo to ab tumhari hi hai…meri vo lene ke liye tumhe kisi ki permission ki jarurat nahi hai..
Raj—achcha, vo sab chhodo didi aur meri baat dhyan se suno…ho sakta hai ki black star aapko kidnap karne ya maarne ke liye koi gift vagairah kuch bhi bheje to kholna mat usko, kyon ki uske andar bomb bhi ho sakta hai…
Shraddha—arrey haan, tumhari baat se dhyan aaya..kal ek gift aaya aaya…aur maine to usko khol bhi liya hai…lekin usme to koi bomb nahi tha balki ek CD thi aur uske sath me ek letter bhi tha jisko padhne ke baad mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya. Maine tumhe tabhi se kitni baar phone laga chuki hu, lekin tumne uthaya hi nahi..mujhe bahut tension ho rahi hai tab se..
Raj (tension)—kahi tumne vo CD dekhi to nahi…? Aur kya likha tha uss letter me…..?
Shraddha—uss letter me jo likha tha use padh ke to mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha..usme likha tha ki tum raghu nahi ho, balki uska koi hum shakal ho jisne raghu ko maar kar uski jagah ghar me ghus aaye sab ki izzat lootne ke liye…aur ye bhi likha tha ki yakin na ho to ye cd dekh lo..isme sabhi saboot hain..
Raj (tension)—to kya hai uss cd me…? Aur ghar me sabne kya kaha dekhne ke baad….?
Shraddha—maine abhi cd dekhi hi kaha hai..aur dekhti bhi to kisme dekhti….? Laptop to tumhare paas rahta hai…aur maine ye baat kisi ko nahi batayi hai abhi…pahle socha tha ki sab ko bata du lekin phir dhyan aaya ki kuch bhi ho par tum mere pati ho, isliye maine kisi ko kuch nahi bataya…..lekin ye sab kya chakkar hai….?
Raj (relax hote huye)—thank god…ye tumne achcha kiya ki vo cd dekhi nahi..warna sab gadbad ho jati abhi..
Shraddha—kyo….?
Raj—didi, ye sab black star ki sazish thi aapko maarne ki..isliye usne letter me ye sab likha jisse aap cd dekho aur phir jaise hi aap cd chalu karti vo blast ho jati aur phir aap khatam…ye sab mujhse badla lene ki sazish thi..kyon ki maine aap ko uske changul se nikal laya tha do do baar…aap ke sath sath poore ghar wale bhi maare jate…ab aaya samajh me…
Shraddha (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, aur suno, uss cd me samne wale kuwe me phenk do aur vo letter bhi..
Shraddha—main abhi ja kar phenkti hu….sala vo harami black star, ye sab sazish kar raha hai ab…harami ke gaand me bade bade kide padenge..
Raj—achcha didi, bahut mann kar raha hai..aa jaau ek baar aap ki bur lene….?
Shraddha—hmmm,
Raj—ok, main jaldi aata hu ek do ghante me…(mann me)..black star, tere do plan to fail ho gaye…ab teesre ke baare me sochne ke liye pahle kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega…
Iske baad maine call cut kar diya…ab mere mann se thodi tension kam huyi thi…lekin abhay ke court case wali tension abhi bhi thi….uske baare me sochte huye main nadi tak pahuch gaya…mera dhyan kahi aur laga hua tha to main nanga ho kar nadi me ghus gaya aur nahane laga.
Naha kar jab bahar aaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki mere kapde apni jagah se gayab the….main idhar udhar nanga hi ghum ghum kar dekhne laga lekin vo kahi nahi dikhayi pade.
Raj (shocked)—madarchod, mere kapde kaha gaye…? Iski maa ko chodu, koun chura le gaya itni jaldi…..? lagta hai ki ab nanga hi ghar jana padega... ?
Main ye sochte huye vahi par ankhe band kar ke baith gaya...ussi samay nadi me nahane ke liye kuch aurate aa rahi thi, unme se ek ki nazar jaise hi mere upar padi to vah chounk gayi.
Aurat—sagun beti, vo dekh naaga baba....jai ho naaga baba ki..tu bhi chal pranam kar naaga baba ko..
Sagun (chounk kar)—maa, vo naaga baba nahi hai..uske paas mat jao...(mann me)..maa, jise tum naaga baba samajh rahi ho vo naga baba nahi balki hamara padosi raj hai...uske paas mat jao, nahi to patak ke tumhe bhi pel dega vo...baap re, kitna bada lund hai raj ka...radha kaki sach hi kah rahi thi...aur mota bhi kitna hai...meri to bur hi phad dalega ye.. pata nahi pushpa bua aur sarla didi ne itna bada lund apni bur me kaise jhel payi hongi... ?
Sagun’s maa—arrey tu pagal hai..naaga baba ki shaktiyo ko nahi janti..tujhe kya kya pata ki vo apni shakti se jo chahe kar sakte hain....chal tu bhi mere sath chal...agar naaga baba ne chaha to teri sooni kokh jarur hari ho jayegi...(mann me).. naga baba ka lund kitna bada hai...aisa kisi admi ka ho hi nahi sakta..ye jarur unki tapasya ka phal hai..tabhi naaga baba ka lund itna bada aur mota hai...
Uski maa apne sath sagun bhabhi ko jabran hath pakad kar mere paas le aayi aur phir mere pairo me gir kar pranam karne lagi....apne pairo me mulayam hatho ka sparsh hote hi meri ankhe chounk kar khul gayi...maine apne samne ek aurat ko sastaang dandwat ki mudra me leti dekh kar hadbada gaya....jabki sagun bhabhi to ankhe phade hairani se mere lund ko hi dekhne me khoyi huyi thi...par mera dhyan abhi sagun bhabhi ke chehre ki taraf gaya nahi tha,
Sagun’s maa—jai ho naaga baba ki....dhanya ho maharaj, jo aap ke darshan huye...
Raj (hadbada kar)—ye..ye..door hat...door hat...main koi naga baba nahi hu..samjhi...
Sagun’s maa—aap ke darshan kar ke main dhanya ho gayi naaga baba...hame ashirwad do naaga baba...
Raj—arrey ye kya kar rahi hai... ? chhod mera pair....madarchod, baithe bithaye ye kya musibat gale pad gayi.... ? maine kaha na ki main koi naaga baba vaanga baba nahi hu…chhod pair..
Sagun’s maa (dono hath se pair pakadte huye)—nahi naaga baba, main aapke pair tab tak nahi chhodungi jab tak aap ka ashirwad nahi mil jata…
Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd..main koi naaga baba nahi hu…samajh me nahi aata kya…? Main to kapde utar kar nadi me nahane ke liye ghusa tha ki pata nahi koun madarchod mere kapde chura ke bhag gaya…? Ek to main pahle hi kapde churane wale ki maa ko chodu kapde gayab hone se pareshan hu..upar se tu naaga baba naaga baba kah kah ke mera mood kharab kiye padi hai….Ab samajh me aaya ki main koi naaga baba nahi hu…
Sagun’s maa—aap kuch bhi kah lo..main janti hu ki naaga baba ka gussa aisa hi hota hai…main to aap ko dekhte hi samajh gayi thi ki aap koi bahut pahuche huye naaga baba hain….ab to main bina ashirwad liye aap ke pair nahi chhodungi … chahe kuch bhi ho jaye aaj to…badi mushkil se to naaga baba ke darshan huye hain..
Raj (gusse me)—dekh mera pair chhod de..warna agar kahi iss naaga baba ka naag gussa ho kar tere bill me ghus gaya na to 9 mahine baad teri bur ko phad ke chota naaga baba bahar nikal ayega..samjhi..
Sagun’s maa—arrey sagun beti..tu kya dekhne me khoyi huyi hai….? vo sab naaga baba ki tapasya ki shakti ke karan aisa ho gaya hai….tu bhi pair pakad naaga baba ke…
Sagun ka naam sunte hi pahli bar mera dhyan dusri taraf gaya to main sagun bhabhi ko dekh kar chounk gaya…sagun bhabhi ki hi tarah uski maa bhi gori, khubsurat aur ekdam gadarayi gaand wali mast aurat thi….sagun bhabhi ki nazre abhi bhi mere lund par hi tiki huyi thi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—sagun bhabhiii..lekin kya hua inko…aise kya dekh rahi hain….? Aur ye aurat koun hai…?
Jab maine sagun bhabhi ki nazro ka picha kiya to sab samajh me aa gaya….samajh me aate hi mere chehre par nayi bur milne ki ummid dikhti dekh kar mushkurahat aa gayi.
Raj—tum koun ho aur mujhse kya chahti ho….?
Sagun’s maa—naaga baba, main iss ladki ki maa hu..aur ye meri beti sagun hai…bechari ke shadi ke itne saal hone ke baad bhi god sooni hai…bechari ko raat din baanjh hone ka taana sahna padta hai…agar aap ka ashirwad mil jaye to meri beti ki kokh hari ho jayegi jisse zindagi barbad hone se bach jayegi…maine suna hai ki naaga baba ka ashirwad kabhi khali nahi jata aur aap to koi bahut bade siddh naaga baba ho…meri beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad de do naaga baba…
Raj (khush, mann me)—bahut badhiya jugad ban sakta hai do bur chodne ka…sagun bhabhi ko to main vaise bhi chodna chahta tha…ab lagta hai ki beti ki bur ke sath uski maa ki bur free me mil sakti hai.
Shagun (sharmate huye)—maa, ye kya kar rahi ho…?
Shagun’s maa—tu chup kar..ab dekhna naaga baba ke ashirwad se tum jarur maa ban jaogi..
Raj (khush)—hum avashya tumhari beti ko maa bana sakte hain..lekin usme ek samasya hai..
Shagun’s maa—aap ke jaise mahan naaga baba ke hote huye kaisi samasya maharaj…?
Raj—jaisa ki tum dekh hi chuki ho ki hamari sari shaktiya hamare lund me hain…isliye ashirwad bhi hum kewal lund se hi de sakte hain…aur tumhari beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad dene ke liye hame tumhari beti ki bur me lund ghused kar use chodna padega..jab hum tumhari beti ki bur ko apne lund se chodenge to hamare lund se ashirwad nikalega jisse tumhari beti maa ban jayegi..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……?
Raj—jaldi bolo mere paas samay nahi hai…mujhe phir dusri jagah jana hai….agar main yaha se chala gaya to tumhari beti kabhi maa nahi ban payegi..ramta jogi, bahta pani,,inka koi bharosa nahi..
Shagun’s maa—theek hai naaga baba, jaisa aap theek samjhe….bas kisi tarah meri beti ko maa bana dijiye..mujhe aur kya chahiye..
Shagun—maaa…ye tum kya bol rahi ho….? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki vo kya bol raha hai….?
Shagun’s maa—haa beti, pata hai...lekin agar tujhe maa banne ka sukh pana hai to ye naaga baba ki baat par amal karna hi hoga...nahi to teri saas teri soutan la kar bitha degi ghar me aur phir teri zindagi nark se bhi badtar ban jayegi....isliye beti naga baba ki baat maan le...naga baba sab theek kar denge..
Raj ( khush)—bilkul, tumhara jeevan sukhmay ho jayega...naga baba ke naag ka ashirwad kabhi nisphal nahi hota..
Shagun (mann me)—radha kaki sahi kahti thi ki ye kamina sach much me bahut bada chudakkad hai...dekho to kaise mujhe chodne ke naam se iska lund khushi se fanfana raha hai...vaise bhi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi to nahi hai, agar uski apni sagi bua raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hai, sarla aur tara didi raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hain to main kyo nahi raj se chudwa sakti.... ? ab to maa bhi khud mujhe raj se chudwana chahti hai..bechari kitni bholi hai, ye bhi nahi janti ki ye kitna bada kamina aur chudakkad hai...use naaga baba samajh rahi hai..
Shagun’s maa—naga baba, aap chinta mat karo...main apni beti ko mana lungi...bas aap jaldi se jaldi shagun ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dijiye..
Raj—theek hai, kintu ek pareshani hai usme mata ji..
Shagun’s maa—ab kaisi pareshani hai naaga baba…..?
Raj—naga baba ke naag ke darshan kabhi nisphal nahi hote…jo bhi naaga baba ke naag ke darshan karta hai use ashirwad me kuch na kuch avashya milta hai…tumhari beti ki manokamna to poori ho hi jayegi maa banne ki kintu uske sath sath tumhe bhi naaga baba ke naag ka ashirwad lena hoga…tabhi tumhari beti ek bahut hi khubsurat ladke ki maa banegi, lekin sath me tumhe bhi ashirwad me ek bachcha ki maa hone ka saubhagya prapt hoga..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?
Raj—haan, naaga baba ke naag ke darshan vyarth nahi hote…
Shagun (mann me)—kamina, mere sath sath meri maa ko bhi chodna chahta hai…bahut bada chudakkad hai ye raj sach me..
Shagun’s maa (tension)—lekin naga baba..
Raj (beech me hi)—tum hamare ashirwad ko grahan karne se inkaar kar ke naaga baba ke naag ka apman kar rahi ho..iska ghor parinam bhugatna padega tum dono ko..
Shagun’s maa (darte huye)—nahi..nahi naga baba, gussa mat hoiye…jaisa aap chahenge, vaisa hi hoga…agar aisa hai to main bhi aap ka ashirwad lene ko taiyar hu..
Shagun (shocked)—maaaa..!
Shagun’s maa—haan beti, shayad naaga baba ke ashirwad se hi tujhe ek bhai mil jaye…jiske liye tum teeno bahne aaj tak taras rahi thi…naaga baba mujhe aapki baat manzur hai..
Raj—theek hai, to phir kal gaon ke bahar wale khandahar me yahi samay par dono maa beti aa jana….ye naga baba tum dono ko vahi par dono ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dega..
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaa khandahar me….?
Raj—haan, hum vahi ja kar tapasya karenge…hamare paas koi bhoot ya pret nahi aa sakta…sab iss naaga baba ke naag se darte hain..ab tum dono jao aur kal theek time par vaha aa jana..
Shagun’s baba—jaisi aapki aagya naaga baba…
Iske baad vo dono vaha se nadi ki taraf nahane chali gayi..aur main do nayi bur milne ki khushi me khush ho gaya…tabhi mujhe mobile ki ring bajne ki awaz sunayi padi to main chounk kar idhar udhar dekhne laga to meri nazar ek ped par baithe do bandaro par gayi jinke paas vo mobile tha aur sath me mere kapde bhi..ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.
Raj (chounk kar)—arry, ye to mera mobile hai..aur ye kapde bhi mere hi hain..! ab samjha, madarchodo, ye sab tumhara kaam hai..ruko abhi ped me chadh ke tum dono ki maa chodta hu..
Main turant ped par chadhne laga to vo dono bandar mujhe dekh kar daant kitkitane lage lekin jab mujhe darte nahi dekha to unki gaand phat gayi…dono bhagne lage lekin ek ki pooch meri pakad me aa gayi…khud ko girne se bachane ke liye usne dusre bandar ki pooch pakad li aur iss tarah hum teeno hi ek sath niche gir gaye….niche girte hi mere hath se unki pooch chhut gayi aur vo dono mera mobile aur kapde chhod kar apni gaand bacha kar bhaag khade huye.. ek baar piche mud kar bhi nahi dekha dono ne..
Maine jaldi se apne kapde pahne aur mobile dekhne laga ki call kis ka aa raha tha..dekha to pratap chacha ka call tha..isliye maine unhe call laga kar baat karne laga..koyi nayi baat samne nahi aayi..bas yahi bataya unhone ki aaj unhe khet me do naye mobile mile hain jinka number vahi tha jinse do baar black star ne mujhe call kiya tha.
Chacha ko mann hi mann khoob galiya dete huye main ghar vapis lout aaya…sheetal didi ne uss cd ko tod phod kar phenk diya tha…roopa chachi ne khana la kar diya to main khane laga…khana khane ke baad mujhe dayachand ka khyal aaya to maine unko apne room me aane ko kaha.
Dayachand—haan, raj beta..tumne bulaya mujhe…?
Raj (darwaja lock kar ke)—dayachand ji, main aapse kuch jaruri baate karna chahta hu..
Dayachand—haan beta bolo..
Raj—dayachand ji, akhir aisa kya hai jiski vajah se black star aap ke piche pada hua hai….? Aisa koun sa raaz hai jisko aap sabse chhupana chah rahe hain….? Aur uss raaz ko black star janna chahta hai...yaha tak ki aapne uss raaz ke baare me apni family tak ko bhi kuch nahi bataya...akhir kya raaz hai vo, main vo raaz janna chahta hu... ? akhir aisa kya hai uss raaz me.... ?
Dayachand (hadbada kar)—rrr..raazzz..kkk..koun sa raazzz.... ? main to kuch bhi nahi janta beta...tum kis raaz ki baat kar rahe ho.... ?
Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,
Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..
Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,
Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..
Ab aage……
Raj—vahi to main janna chahta hu ki akhir black star aap ko kyo jinda pakadna chahta hai….?
Dayachand—asal me usko tumhare papa ki talash hai…vo mere jariye tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai, yahi vajah hai ki vo mujhe kisi bhi tarah se jinda kidnap karne ki koshish me hai.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..papa…?
Dayachand—haan, use tumhare papa ki talash hai..
Raj (hairan)—lekin uss gaandu black star ko mere madarchod baap ki talash kyo hai…? aur aap papa ko kaise jante ho….? Kaha hai vo.... ? kya mera baap madarchod abhi tak jinda hai aur agar jinda hai to itne saalo se uski maa ko chodu, kaha gaand marwa raha hai.... ?
Mere muh se papa ke liye aise kadwe shabd sun kar dayachand hairan rah gaya...jabki meri samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki black star ko akhir papa se kya matlab ho sakta hai... ?
Dayachand—beta, apne devta samaan pita ke liye aise galat shabdo ka uchcharan karna achchi baat nahi hai.
Raj (mood kharab)—maine tujhse pita puraan sunane ko nahi kaha hai, samjha...balki jo maine pucha hai sidhi tarah se uska jawab de..aayi baat samajh me..
Dayachand (sakpaka kar)—raj beta, asal me apni jaan ko jokhim me daal kar sadhana beti ki jaan bachane wali tumhare papa the...unhone hi sadhana ko mere hawale kiya tha jab vo buri tarah se ghayal ho kar behosh thi...tumne aise devta admi ke liye iss tarah ke shabd kahe to isliye mujhe thoda kharab laga.
Raj (hairan)—hmmm..theek hai..theek hai..aage bata...mere paas jyada time nahi hai...kya mera baap abhi tak jinda hai... ?
Dayachand—mere jail jane ke pahle tak to vah jinda the...abhi ka mujhe nahi pata...aur aksar chori chhupe mujhse milne bhesh badal kar aate rahte the...raj beta, asal me abhay aur thakur ne sadhana ke sath galat harkat karni chahi thi, lekin uss bechari ne apne daaman ko daagdar hone se bachane ke liye khud ko hi chaku maar liya..
Dayachand ne mujhe vahi poori baat batayi jo ki sadhana aur sheetal ne diary me padhi thi...sadhana ke sath huyi poori ghatna sun kar mera hriday asim dard se tadap utha aur ankho se anshu ke roop me bahar chhalak aaya, sath me abhay ke liye dil me kroadh ka toofan uthne laga.
Dayachand—tumhare papa sadhana ko dekhne ke liye aksar mere paas aaya karte the lekin bhesh badal kar...lekin pata nahi ye baat kahi se black star ko pata chal gayi aur vo mere piche pad gaya.
Raj (bhigi palke)—lekin black star akhir unse chahta kya hai.... ?
Dayachand—vasiyat..tumhari vasiyat..
Raj (chounk kar)—vasiyat..! koun si vasiyat…?
Dayachand—vahi vasiyat jiske tum ekloute waris ho…aur jiske piche abhay bhi hai…ussi vasiyat ko black star bhi hasil karna chahta hai….isliye hi vah tumhare papa ki talash me hai.
Raj (hairan)—black star ke paas to paise ki koi kami ka sawal hi nahi uthta..phir use ye property kyo chahiye…?
Dayachand—use property se koi lena dena nahi hai..usko to bas vasiyat ke papers chahiye..
Raj—ye baat kuch hazam nahi huyi…use property nahi chahiye to vasiyat ke papers ka kya karega vo…? Aur dusri baat vasiyat ke paper chahiye to abhay ko target karna tha, papa se kya lena dena unn papers ka…?
Dayachand—sachchayi ye hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke paas bhi nahi hain aur tumhare papa ke paas bhi nahi hain.. lekin black star ko lagta hai ki tumhare papa ne unko kahi chhupa rakha hai jaise ki shayad mere ya tumhare paas ya phir kahi aur…isliye vo tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai..
Raj (hairan)—aisa kya hai unn vasiyat ke papers me jinke liye black star jaisa beshumar daulat wala admi bhi piche pada hua hai….?
Dayachand—ye to koi nahi janta ki unn vasiyat ke papers me kya raaz chhupa rakha hai tumhare pardada ne….? sirf unn papers ki vajah se hi black star apna kaam dhandha chhod kar yaha india me dera jamaye huye hai…
Raj (shocked)—kya ho sakta hai unn papers me…? aur agar vo papers honge bhi to vahi haweli me hi honge phir abhay ko kaise nahi mile…? Ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke hi paas ho aur usne kisi ko bataya hi na ho…? Isliye vo mujhe khatam karna chahta hai..
Dayachand—nahi, vo papers haweli me to nahi hain, itna confirm hai kyon ki agar vo vaha hote to abhay ko ab tak mil chuke hote aur vo kanooni taur par kuch na kuch kar ke sari property apne naam karwa chuka hota…haan, itna avashya hai ki vasiyat ke unn kagaz me koi bahut bada raaz likha hua hai…tumhare pardada vo raaz tumhare papa ya tumhare siwa kisi aur dusre ke hath me pahuchne se bachana chahte the isliye unhone unn papers ko kahi chhupa diya..vo paper haweli me na milne ke karan hi tumhare pardada aur vakil ki hatya ki gayi thi..
Raj—to court ke paas to vah papers ki ek copy hogi hi..vaha se pata kiya ja sakta hai aur dusri copy nikalwayi ja sakti hai..?
Dayachand—durbhagya se ek bhisan agni durghatna me bahut se jaruri kagjaat jal kar swaha ho gaye, unme se vo vasiyat ke paper bhi shamil the…ab uss vasiyat ki kewal ek hi copy bachi hai..isliye sabhi tumhare papa ki talash me hain.
Raj—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki mere baap ke hath koi surag lag gaya ho vasiyat ke paper ke baare me….?
Dayachand—ho sakta hai ki mere jail jane ke baad aisa ho bhi gaya ho, tumhare papa ko kuch na kuch surag mil gaya ho..?
Raj—lekin ye batao ki mera baap jinda bach kaise gaya madarchod…? Aur agar bach gaya tha to ghar me kisi se milne aaya kyo nahi…? Uski maa ko chodu, Yaha tak ki tab bhi nahi aaya jab main jindagi aur mout se lad raha tha..
Dayachand—sadhana ko mere hawale karne ke baad jab vo nadi me gir gaya to bahte huye kafi door nikal gaya..kuch kabile walo ne unhe bachaya…lagbhag saal bhar vo vahi rahe, uske baad mujhse milne aaye…tab tak abhay ki nazar sadhana par pad chuki thi..tumhare papa ke kahne par hi maine sadhana ko rajasthan ganga ke paas bhej diya tha.. vo kisi bhi tarah se vasiyat ko abhay ke paas se hasil karna chahte the jisse ki tum sab ke dukho ka ant ho jaye, sath me unke mann me abhay se badla lene ki bhavna bhi panap chuki thi, sath me ek pair se vah apahiz bhi ho chuke the, isliye vo vapis ghar nahi aaye taaki chupchap iss kaam ko anzaam de sake…vo kisi par bojh nahi banna chahte the balki sab bojh halka karna chahte the.
Raj (shocked)—apahiz ho chuke the..matlab ki mera baap langda hai madarchod….?
Dayachand—haan, vo ek pair se langde ho chuke hain.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye madarchod to yahi ghumta rahta hai hamesha…yaha tak ki thakur ki gaand maarne ke competition me bhi yahi first aaya tha..aur to aur ek bar raghu ke ghar se vapis aate samay ek aurat ko chhedte huye bhi raste me mila tha bhosdika….tabhi to main usko dekhte hi ye sochta tha ki iss langde ko maine kahi dekha hai, magar yaad nahi aata tha…ab samjha, vo langda mera baap tha madarchod..lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi ki mera harami baap itna achcha kab se ho gaya….? Kahi madarchod dayachand ke ghar sadhana ko dekhne ke bahane laxmi ko pelne to nahi aata tha…? Koi bharosa nahi hai mere madarchod baap ka..
Raj—phir bhi baat to vahi ki vahi rah gayi ki akhir vo vasiyat ke paper hain kaha aur unme kya raaz hai…..?
Dayachand—unn vasiyat ke kagaz par kya raaz likha hai ye to main nahi janta..ab ye baat kitni sach hai ya jhuth, ye to koi nahi janta lekin kuch logo se sunne me ye aaya hai ki..tumhare pardada ke dada ji ke paas koi patthar ya mani thi jiski vo hamesha pooja kiya karte the…suna gaya hai ki vo cheez jiske paas bhi rahti hai uski umra badh jati hai, log to ye bhi kahte hain ki vo cheez jaha vidhyaman rahti hai, uss jagah par bahut se bhram dikhayi dete hain…koi kahta hai ki unke paas ek kohinoor heera tha to koi paras patthar ki baat karta hai…sach kya hai, ye to bhagwan hi jane…black star uss cheez ko hi hasil karna chahta hai..abhay ki nazar bhi uss cheez par hi tiki hai property ke sath sath….marne se pahle tumhare pardada ke dada ji uss cheez ke baare me tumhare pardada ko bata gaye the…tumhare dada ji to yaha aa kar bas gaye jabki unka dusra bhai dust mizaz ka tha isliye tumhare pardada ne ye raaz kisi ko nahi bataya…tumhare papa ka swabhav behad shant tha isliye unhone unhe bhi iss baare me kuch nahi bataya kyon ki unhe darr tha ki abhay kaise bhi kar ke tumhare papa se ye raaz pata kar hi lega…. marne se pahle unhone vasiyat me kisi jagah ka jikra kiya hai code bhasa me.. sab iss karan se vasiyat ke paper ko hasil karne ke piche pade huye hain…ab choonki tum uss property ke ek maatra waris ho, isliye tumhare upar doubt jana swabhavik hi hai…yahi vajah se black star tum par nazar rakhta hai.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa….? Ye sab bakwas hai….aisa kuch nahi hota, ye sab mangadhant baate hain…aur rahi baat black star ki to black star ki maa ka bhosda…jhaant ukhaad lega madarchod meri…abhi use pata nahi ki ye saand hai kya cheez…? Sab mujhe aise hi saand nahi kahte, …baki bacha abhay, to uski maiya to ab main tarike se chodunga, madarchod ne meri sadhana ko hath kaise lagaya….?
Dayachand—yakin to mujhe bhi nahi hai inn baato par…ya phir ye bhi sambhav hai ki kuch aur hi baat ho…?
Main abhi kuch aage bolne hi wala tha ki tabhi mujhe aisa mahsoos hua jaise ki koi bahar se darwaje ke paas khade ho kar hamari baate sun raha hai…ye ehsaas hote hi maine chupchap chalte huye darwaje tak aaya aur phir ek jhatke me hi darwaja khol diya..
