Incest SAAND

[ANUJ KUMAR]

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND

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Lakdi ke tukde me likhi baato ko padhne ke baad main ek bar phir se soch me doob gaya, sath me hairani bhi ho rahi thi ki akhir iss sab k mtlab kya hai…?

Raj (hairan, mann me)—ab ye kya naya lafda hai…? Iss paheli ka matlab to suraj hi hona chahiye kyon ki ek vahi hai jiske hone se rasta dikhayi deta hai warna to sab jagah andhera hi phail jayega jisme kuch dikhayi dene ka sawal hi nahi uthta. Lekin agar iska matlab suraj hi hai tab bhi iske piche chhupe shabdo ka arth kya hai…? Suraj ke madhyam se ye paheli kya clue de rahi hai…? Uss burchodi ne ye tukda mujhe kyo diya aur iska mujhse kya lena dena hai... ? aur ye shayari to kisi pagal diwani ki lagti hai..ab uss jungle me mere liye koun baithi hogi.. ? main to pahli bar hi uss din uss jungle me gaya tha.. ?

Main abhi soch hi raha tha ki tab tak suraj bahar se aa gaya. Uski awaz sun kar meri soch ka dayra vahi seemit ho kar rah gaya. Vo sidhiya chadhte huye upar aa raha tha, use dekh kar mujhe sadhana ke sath ki gayi uski harkat yaad aa gayi to meri ankhe apni sadhana ki taklif ko mahsoos kar ke gusse me lal hone lagi kintu iss samay jyada kuch karna theek nahi tha isliye maine use thoda pareshan karne ka soch liya.

Raj (gusse se mann me)—aa madarchod, abhi teri maiya chodta hu..

Choonki main second floor ki gallery me hi khada tha to use upar aate dekh kar main jaldi se bhag kar andar se kele utha laya aur unka chhilka nikal kar khane laga. Jaise hi vo aadhi sidhi chadh chuka to maine kele ke chhilke uski taraf phenk diya.

Jiska natiza ye hua ki unn chhilko me pair padte ho football ki taraf fisalte huye sidhiyo se niche ludhak gaya aur sidha farsh par ja kar gira aur dard me chillane laga. Uske sir me chot bhi aa gayi jaha se thoda khoon bhi nikalne laga tha.

Suraj (chillate huye)—aaaaaaahhhhh….ye kis madarchod ne chhilka sidhi par phenk diya….?

Uske chillane ki awaz sun kar kalyani chachi, tanu didi ke sath sath haweli ke baki naukar bhi bhagte huye vahi pahuch gaye aur use utha kar khada kiya. Tab tak main bhi kela khate huye uske paas pahuch gaya. Mere hath me kela dekhte hi uska dimag bhanbhana gaya.

Raj—kya hua bhaiya…? Tum aise niche kyo ludhak gaye jaise kisi saand ne laat mari ho…hihihihi….?

Suraj (gusse se)—saale teri to....

Kalyani—suraj, ruk..uss bechare par kyo bhadak raha hai... ?

Suraj—mummy, issi harami ne jaan bujh kar vo chhilka phenka tha jisse ki main gir jaau…aaj isko nahi chhodunga…dekho iss harami ko mujhe girane ke baad bhi kaise has has ke kela kha raha hai…aaj tu nahi bachega…ruk..aaaaaaahhh

Suraj mujhe maarne ke liye mere piche daudne laga to maine uske pair me apna pair phansa diya jisse vo phir se muh ke bal niche pasar gaya. Gusse me vo uth kar phir bhaga to main kabhi kalyani chachi to kabhi tanu didi ke piche chhupne laga.

Raj—mere upar kyo gussa ho rahe ho bhaiya…? Maine koun sa abhi madarchod tumhari gaand mari hai…? Tumhe bhi kela khana hai to chalo upar kamre me, mere paas tumhare layak bahut bada kela hai, vo main tumhe khila dunga..

Suraj (jor se)—saale kyaa kahaaa... ?

Raj—chachii dekho na bhaiya ko...

Kalyani—suraj, stop this...raj ke upar hath uthaya to theek nahi hoga...chalo jao apne room me...

Suraj (jor se)—mummy, ye harami chutiya bana raha hai sabko…iski koi yaad dast nahi gayi hai…

Tanu—bhaiya, isme raj ki koi galti nahi hai…

Raj—haan didi, chalo main tumhare room me chalta hu didi, mujhe tumse kuch kaam hai…

Tanu (ghabra kar)—nahi..nahi..mere room me nahi..(mann me)..mere room me aaya to phir se mujhe chodne lagega.

Kalyani—suraj, suna nahi tumne..chalo jao apne room me…

Raj—koi baat nahi, main chachi ke room me chala jata hu..chalo chachi..

Kalyani (ghabra kar)—nahi ..nahi beta…abhi nahi..abhi mujhe bahut kaam hain…baad me aana mere room me..(mann me). Abhi to meri bur ki aisi halat kar di hai ki chalte nahi ban raha hai, itna jaldi phir se chodne ko taiyar hai..ye sach much ka hi saand hai..agar abhi isne pela to main jinda hi nahi bachungi..

Mere room me jane ka naam sunte hi dono aise bhagi jaise ki khatarnak saand dikh gaya ho. Suraj bhi mujhe gaaliya bakte huye apne room me chala gaya. Sab ke jate hi main ek bar phir se sochne me lag gaya.

Jane kab tak main soch vichar me dooba raha baad me sab ke sath khane par chala gaya. Raat me tanu aur kalyani dono hi mujhe apne room me sulane se ghabra rahi thi lekin main bari bari se dono ke room me pahuch hi gaya aur dono ki tabiyat se raat bhar li, subah dono bistar par apne pair phailaye padi thi, uthne ki himmat hi jo nahi rah gayi thi.

Main room se bahar aaya to dekha ki abhay aur suraj aapas me kuch baate karne me vyast the, to main vahi balcony se hi dono ki baato ko sunne ki koshish karne laga.

Suraj—dad, mujhe to lagta hai ki ye raj yaad dast jane ka bahana kar ke hame chutiya bana raha hai..

Abhay—aisa lagne ki vajah.... ?

Suraj—vajah hai dad, pahli to ye ki vaha juna garh me tanu aur uski friends par black star ke admiyo ne hamla kiya tha. Uss hamle me tanu ki dono saheliyo ke boy friends ko chhod kar kisi ko chot nahi aayi. Main kal tanu ke boy friend se mila tha, uska kahna hai ki raj ne uski ******** aur mara bhi lekin sab ke samne vo aise show kar raha hai jaise ki usne kuch kiya hi na ho…?

Abhay—agar vo natak bhi kar raha hai to bhi hamara hi fayda hai. Parso court me case ki sunwayi hai. Tab tak hame shant rah kar uska dhyan rakhna hoga. Uske baad kisi bhi tarah se usse hame wasiyat ke baare me pata karna hoga. Main to kahta hu ki aaj se hi koshish shuru kar do. Agar vo sach me natak kar raha hai to iska matlab saaf hai ki vo wasiyat hasil karne ke chakkar me yaha ruka hua hai aur vo wasiyat yahi kahi haweli me hi honi chahiye.

Suraj—aapko kya lagta hai ki vo sala harami itni asani se hame wasiyat ke baare me bata dega…?

Abhay—lagta hai ki tum abhi apne baap ko achchi tarah se jante nahi ho..? jab 1000 harami mare honge tab main paida hua tha. Apne harami dimag se haramipan ka aisa paansa phenkunga ki bhosdi ka vo harami charo khane chitt ho jayega.

Suraj—theek hai, main aaj isko apne sath ghumane le jaunga aur saale se sab ugalwa lunga.

Abhay—hmmm ok..

Raj (mann me)—madarchod, tu mere se ugalwayega kya jab mujhe wasiyat ke baare me khud hi kuch pata nahi hai to. ?, baba ji ka lund le lena bhosdi ke..abhi maza chakhata hu, thahar.

Maine apna lower niche kiya aur vahi balcony se khade khade niche mootne laga jo sidhe dono baap bete ke sir me ja kar girne lagi jisse dono aise apne upar pani girne se bhadak gaye.

Suraj (gusse me meri taraf dekh kar)—sale bhosdike..kya kar raha hai ye…?

Raj—bhaiya, susu kar raha hu..

Sab (chounk kar)—kyaaaa...susu... ?

Suraj (gusse me)—bhosdike..tujhe susu karne ke liye hamare upar hi jagah mili thi…? Ruk tujhe batata hu saale..

Raj (mann me)—aa madarchod..abhi teri maa chodta hu...tum dono baap bete ki kundli me ab ye saand baith chuka hai. Iss ek hafte me tumhari janam kundli palat jayegi.

Suraj gusse se aag babula ho kar mujhe maarne ke liye daud pada. Use apni taraf aata dekh kar maine railing par rakha hua flower pot dhire se gira diya jo sidha uske sir ke upar ja laga aur vah dard se cheekhte huye vahi apna sir pakad kar baith gaya.

Suraj—aaaaaahhhhh....maar dala saale ne..aaaaaahhh..mera sirrrr...

Kalyani ne ja kar usko uthaya, uske sir se khoob bahne laga tha to kalyani use le kar doctor ke paas chali gayi jabki abhay office chala gaya. Bas rah gaye main aur tanu.

Tanu—ye tumne kya kiya raj... ?

Raj—maine kya kiya, kuch to nahi kiya…?

Tanu—bano mat, maine sab dekha hai..

Raj—to phir chalo kamre me, mujhe bhi dikha do..bahut mann kar raha hai...

Tanu—kkk..kya mann kar raha hai…?

Raj—tumhe nangi kar ke tumhari bur chodne ka..

Tanu (ghabra kar)—kyaaaaa…?

Raj—haan, chalo jaldi chalo..

Meri baat poori hone se pahle hi tanu vaha se bhag khadi huyi aur main use aise bhagte dekh kar mushkura kar rah gaya. Kuch der me kshama aur bhavna aa gayi to main unse baato me lag gaya, ye dekh tanu ne fauran dono ko apne room me bula liya.

Shaam ko suraj ke dost ki under ground fight thi to vah mujhe bhi apne sath le gaya. Main to vaise bhi aise hi mouke ki talash me tha to turant jane ko taiyar ho gaya.

Suraj (mann me)—aaj iss sale ko maza chakhaunga..

Raj—bhaiya hum kaha ja rahe hain….?

Suraj—aaj mere dost ki boxing fight hai, hum vahi dekhne ja rahe hain.

Raj—hmmm,

Suraj—achcha raj, ye hamari wasiyat ke paper kaha par hain…?

Raj—kaisi wasiyat…? Koun si wasiyat…? Kis ki wasiyat….? Main kuch samjha nahi..

Suraj—arrey hamari wasiyat aur kis ki….?

Raj—mujhe kya pata…?

Suraj (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhosdi ka aise nahi batayega…iski aaj gaand todwata hu tabhi iski juban khulegi..

Kuch hi der me hum uss jagah pahuch gaye jaha ye fight honi thi. Suraj ke aur bhi teen awara dost vahi mil gaye. Jiski fight hone wali thi uska naam satish tha. Sharir se to kafi hatta katta lag raha tha.

Thodi hi der me fight shuru ho gayi. Dono me barabari ki takkar lag rahi thi. Suraj ne apne bagal me cold drink ki bottle rakhi huyi thi. Jab maine dekha ki uska dhyan apne dost ki fight dekhne me hai to mujhe kuch shararat sujhi. maine bottle utha kar uski seal khol ke poora cold drink pi gaya aur baad me sab ki nazar bacha kar usme moot kar dhakkan laga ke jyo ka tyo uske bagal me rakh diya.

Raj—bhaiya, mujhe susu lagi hai badi jor se…yahi kar du…?

Suraj—sale harami, ye tujhe susu karne ki jagah lagti hai... ? aur tu mujhe ye bata ki tere andar itni susu aati kaha se hai.. ? jo har 5-10 minute me susu karne ko taiyar ho jata hai.

Raj (pant ki chain kholte huye)—pahle susu to kar lu..bahut der se lagi hai..

Suraj (hadbada kar)—abe ye kya kar raha hai... ?

Raj—susu

Suraj—bhag sale..ja bahar se kar ke aa..chal ja jaldi..sala yahi par moote de raha hai..

Main vaha se uth kar bahar nikal aaya. Mootna to ek bahana tha, iss bahane ankho ko senkna tha. Bahar nikla hi tha ki tabhi ek gadi parking me aa kar ruki. Rukte hi usme se ek khubsurat gori chikni ladki bahar nikli. Uski khubsurti dekh kar ankhe aur lund dono hi dhanya ho gaye.

Raj (mann me)—kya mast maal hai…agar ye kisi tarah se ek bar apni bur de de to iska bhi kalyan kar du..

“Choochi Dekhne Me Mast Volleyball Hain, Piche Se Gaand Bhi Ekdam Football Hai
Jaangho Ke Beech Chhupi Bur Jane Kaisi Hogi Iski, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Saand Ka Maal Hai.”

Main abhi uski sharirik banawat me khoya hua hi tha ki tabhi uske utarte hi vaha pahle se moujud 5-6 log use utha kar ek dusri gadi me daal kar rafoo chakkar ho gaye. Vo ladki apne bachav me chilla bhi nahi saki, unhone uska muh turant hi ek kapde se daba diya tha. Sab ke sab apne chehre par kapda baandhe huye the.

Ye dekh kar main chounk gaya ki meri ankho ke samne se ek sundar ladki ka apharan ho gaya tha…maine charo taraf dekha ki kaise usko bachaya jaye ..tabhi meri nigaah door khadi ek bike par gayi jiska malik paas ki dukan se kuch kharid raha tha.

Main daud kar gaya aur uski bike start kar ke khisak liya..vo jor jor se chor chor chillate huye paidal hi mere piche daudne laga…main full speed me uss gadi ka picha karne laga.

Thoda aage ja kar vo gadi city ke bahar ki taraf mud gayi..uska picha karte huye hi maine niche jhuk kar ek patthar utha liya aur jaise hi gadi ki barabari me pahucha vaise hi vo patthar driver side ke window kaanch par jor se maar diya kyon ki sabhi glass band the.. iska natiza ye hua ki patthar kaanch todte huye sidha driver ki kanpati me jor se laga isse gadi chalane wale ka dhyan driving se hat gaya aur gadi se apna control kho baitha. Lihaza gadi road se utar kar ek kichad bhare gaddhe me ghus kar ruk gayi.

Iss achanak hamle se sabhi hadbada gaye aur phir gadi se ek admi bahar nikla lekin gadi se bahar pair rakhte hi uska pair kichad me ghutne tak ghus gaya…. tab tak main bhi bike se utar kar uski chain khich kar hath me lapet liya aur unki taraf badhne laga.

Admi 1 (gusse me)—koun hai tu…? Patthar kyo mara... ?

Raj—ladki ko mere hawale karo..

Admi 1 (gusse me)—koun hai be tu..bhag yaha se warna hath pair tod kar yahi gaad dunga madar**…..aaaaaaaaaaa


Raj—tadaaakkkkk….madarchoddd, “Yahi Se Lund Ghuma Kar Maarunga Na, To Sidha China Ki Wuhaan City Me Ja Kar Girega.”

Usko chain lapete hath ka thappad padte hi vah kichad me gir gaya..apne sathi ko maar khate dekh kar do log aur gadi se bahar nikal aaye hath me revolver aur talwar liye.


Admi 2 (gusse me)—teri himmat kaise huyi hamare sathi par hath uthane ki….? Ab tu yaha se jinda nahi jayega..chalo pakad kar isko bhi le chalo harami ko..



Raj (chutki bajate huye)—jaha hai chupchap vahi khada rah..”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”



Admi 3—ye aise nahi manega..maaro sale ko..



Raj—tadaakkkk.....tadaakkk...teri maa ko chodu...bola tha na ki gaand mat hilana...nahi mana, ab bhugat..ab gaand se jayega..



Admi 3—aaaaaaaaaaa......aaaaaaaaaa



Admi 2 (jor se)—bhosdike, ye ladki teri kya lagti hai jiske liye tu hamse dushmani le kar apni mout ko bula raha hai.. ?



Raj—meri kuch nahi lagti..



Admi 2—to phir kyo apni jaan dene par tula hai... ? kya karega uska, shadi karega... ?



Raj—nahi, apni rakhail bana ke daily chodunga vo bhi poori nangi kar ke….chal ab ladki ko mere hawale kar..



Admi 2—teri to….aaaaaaaaaaa



Raj—tadaaakkkk…madarchodd..itni der se samjha raha hu lekin samajh me nahi aa raha….



Vo talwar le kar jaise hi maarne ko kiya maine vaise hi uski talwar ko chain se lapet kar unki kanpati me do hath chipka diye aur talwar uske hath se khich li..uska sathi kuch karta ki usse pahle hi maine jiske hath se talwar chhudayi thi usko revolver wale admi ke upar ghuma kar dhakka de diya jisse dono niche gir gaye aur phir maine uski revolver le kar ek ki gaand me goli to dusre ki gaand me talwar ghused diya...dono dard se chillane lage.



Ye dekh kar gadi ke andar baithe dono admi bhi uss ladki ko chhod kar bahar aa gaye aur pahle jisko thappad mara tha vo bhi uth kar khada ho gaya.



Raj—ab tum log sidhi tarah se ladki ko mere hawale karte ho ya pahle apni maiya chudwaoge.... ?



Admi 1 (chilla kar)—tu janta nahi ki tune kis ke admiyo par hath uthaya hai... ? black star ab tujhe jinda nahi chhodega aur phir tujhe maarne ke baad teri maa bahano ko....aaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Raj (gusse me)—(chain se maarte huye)..madarchoddd..teri aur tere black star ki maa ka bhosda..chatttaakkkk



Uske baad maine teeno ko chain se peetna shuru kar diya ..vo dard se cheekhte rahe aur main unki ruyi ki tarah dhunayi karta raha jab tak ki vo maar khate khate behosh nahi ho gaye. Behosh hote hi teeno ki gaand talwar se phad di. Ye drishya dekh kar driving karne wala admi, jiska ki sir pahle hi phat chuka tha patthar se, vo gadi se utar kar bhagne ki koshish karne laga to maine use bhi shoot kar diya.



Revolver ki goliya nikal kar kichad me phenk di aur phir talwar ke sath revolver bhi unn mare huye admiyo ke hath me thama diya. Unke marne ke baad mujhe uss badi gaand wali ladki ka khyal aaya to maine gadi ka darwaja pakad kar ukhad liya kyon ki vah andar se lock tha.



Andar dekha to uss ladki ke hath, pair aur munh bandhe huye the. Vah kafi dari sahmi huyi lag rahi thi. Mujhe dekhte hi vo darr kar piche khisakne lagi. Shayad usne meri baat sun li thi jab main use rakhail bana kar chodne ko bol raha tha to.. maine gadi ke andar ghus kar uska muh khol diya to vah chillane lagi, ye dekh maine hath se uska muh phir se band kar diya.



Raj—ae chup…ek to maine apni jaan par khel kar teri izzat bachayi..mera shukriya ada karne ki jagah ulta chilla rahi hai.. ab agar jara bhi awaz nikali to yahi nangi kar ke teri bur me lund ghused dunga vaise bhi tu hai bhi ekdam chodne layak mast maal..



Ladki (darte huye)—dekho mere paas mat aana…tum ..abhi tum jante nahi ki main koun hu…?



Raj—koun ho…? Khoob ragad ragad kar Chodne layak maal ho aur kya ho…



Ladki—dekho, mujhe yaha se jane do…chaho to ye paise le lo..lekin mujhe jane do..



Raj—paisa le kar kya karunga…? (bur aur chuchi ko masal kar)…Agar kuch dena hi chahti ho to apni ye bur aur apni ye mast gaand de do…



Ladki—aaaaahhhhh…mummyyyyy…oooohhh…chhod do..aaaaahhhhh..mujhe jane do….aaaahhhhh



Raj—tum itna darr kyo rahi ho jaise ki main tumhe kha jaunga…? Daro mat, main tumhe kuch nahi karunga..



Ladki—nahi, main janti hu ki tum kya karne wale ho…?



Raj—achcha, to phir bata bhi do ki kya karne wala hu…?



Ladki—maine sab sun liya hai..tum meri izzat loot kar mujhe apni rakhail banana chahte ho..lekin main aisa nahi hone dungi..mujhe jane do warna bahut pachtaoge…



Raj—theek hai, jao mujhe kya…? Maine ek bar to tumhe black star ke inn gundo se bacha liya..ab agar iss sunsan jagah par koi dusre gunde tumhe chodne aa jaye to ab nahi bachaunga..vaise bhi ye jagah aaye din ladkiyo ke bang ke liye famous ho chuki hai…main chala..tumhe jaha jana ho jao ..chahe apni maa chudwao..bhalayi ka jamana hi nahi raha..



Main use vaise hi chhod kar vaha se jane laga aur bike ko le kar paidal hi chal pada..mujhe jate dekh kar vo phir se chillane lagi kyon ki uske hath pair abhi bhi bandhe huye the jiske karan vo kuch kar nahi sakti thi.



Ladki (chillate huye)—ye..mere hath to khol do..



Raj—bhaad me jao..mujhe koi matlab nahi…



Ladki—dekho, ..mere hath khol do..



Raj—kyo kholu…? Main to tumhari izzat lootna chahta hu na..to mujhe kyo bula rahi ho ab…?



Ladki—achcha ek hath hi khol do bas..itna to kar hi sakte ho na jab itni help ki hai to..pls..



Raj—ek shart par kholunga…



Ladki—kaisi shart…?



Raj—yahi ki mujhe apne hotho ki chummi deni hogi aur sath me ye vada karna hoga ki tum mujhe ek bar apni bur chodne ko dogi.. manzur hai to bolo warna main chala..



Ladki (gusse me)—nahi, dono me se kuch nahi dungi..



Raj—to khud hi khol lo apne hath pair..main ye chala…



Ladki—nahi aise mat karo…pls mere hath khol do….achcha theek hai, kiss kar lena bas..isse jyada main nahi de sakti.



Raj—pahle sorry bolo..



Ladki—sorry..



Raj—theek hai,,,khol to deta hu magar phir chodunga jarur..



Maine ja kar uske hath pair dono khol diye. Bandhan khulte hi usne mujhe jor se dhakka diya aur gadi se utar kar bhagne lagi…lekin vaha har taraf andhera phail chuka tha, kutto ke bhonkne ki awaze aa rahi thi.



Raat ke sannate ka apna hi ek darr hota hai..sunsan andheri jagah par agar hawa ke jhonke se ek patta bhi hil jata hai to gaand phat ke hath me aa jati hai. Vahi uss ladki ke sath bhi hua, uske bhagte kadam darr ki vajah se yakayak hi ruk gaye. Vo apna mobile nikal kar kisi ko call lagane lagi kintu network hi nahi mil raha tha. Raat ka Darr aur izzat lutne ka khauf uske chehre par ab havi ho chuka tha.



Maine use aisi raat me akele jane dena munasib nahi samjha. Main nahi chahta tha ki uske sath mere darr ki vajah se koi ghatna ho jaye. Bike ki chain to maine pahle hi tod di thi to ab jane ka koi sadhan bhi nahi tha. Lihaza maine uss gai ko pakad kar kichad ke bahar khich liya…akhir log saand aise hi thodi kahte hain, taqat bhi saand jaisi hi hai.



Gadi ko start kar ke main uske paas jane laga, mujhe apni taraf aate dekh kar usne samjha ki main usko chodne ki niyat se pakadne aa raha hu to darr kar vo phir se daudne lagi lekin paidal aur gadi ki raftar me antar hota hai. Main kuch hi seconds me uske paas pahuch gaya.



Maine usko gadi me baithne ko kaha lekin usne mana kar diya ye kah kar ki usne police ko phone kar diya hai jabki mujhe haqiqat ka pata tha. Mere bar bar kahne par bhi jab vo nahi baithi to mujhe jabardasti hi usko khich kar baithana pada. Kyon ki main koi risk nahi lena chahta tha.



Raj—inhone tumhe kidnap kyo kiya tha…?



Ladki—(no response)



Maine usse uske baare me kayi bar pucha lekin usne koi jawab nahi diya…ek jagah par saaf suthra maidan dekh kar mujhe mootne ki badi ichcha huyi to maine gadi rok di. Gadi rukte hi vo saham gayi ki shayad ab main yaha par uska bang karne wala hu..



Ladki (ghabrate huye)—ggg…gadi kyo rok di yaha par…?



Raj—tumhe dekh kar mootne ka mann kar raha hai…aao dono sath me mootenge akhir tumhara bhi to mootne ka mann hoga..



Ladki—shut up..badatmiz..



Vo mootne ko taiyar nahi huyi to mujhe akele hi ye kaam bhi karne jana pada magar tabhi mujhe mootra visarjan karte dekh mouka dekh kar vo Sali gadi le kar nau do gyarah ho gayi.. main vaha lund hilata hi rah gaya.



Raj—burchodi ne dhokha de diya..ye sab iss lund ki vajah se hai..madarchod ki susu khatam hi nahi hoti..kisi ne sach hi kaha hai…”Chahe Laakh hila lo, Chahe Laakh mana lo lekin susu ki akhiri boond to chaddi me hi giregi.”



Ab mere paas paidal jane ke alawa koi chara hi nahi tha to vahi karna pada. Haweli pahuchte pahuchte kafi raat ho gayi thi. Main abhi pahunch kar apne room me bistar par leta hi tha ki tabhi kuch jaise yaad aaya to main turant uth kar baith gaya.



Bistar se utar kar main haal me aaya aur deewar me lagi har ek paintings ko dhyan se palat palat kar dekhne laga..aur phir ek painting ko dekh kar mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi…maine uss painting ko deewar se nikal kar apne room me le aaya aur darwaja band kar ke painting ka operation karne laga.



Painting ka pet phadte hi uske andar ek kagaz nazar aaya. Maine use nikala aur khol kar padhne laga lekin kagaz me likhi paheli padhte hi mood kharab ho gaya.



“Ek Lakadiya Baanse Ki, Nangi Gaand Tamaashe Ki.”



Raj (shocked)—madarchoddd..phir se ek paheli..apne iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdi ka…wasiyat hai ya koi tilism.. aise paheli par paheli likh ke mar gaya..



Main abhi gusse se gaaliya dete huye hi so gaya. Subah kalyani chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli. Jab fresh ho kar main bahar aaya to samne dekhte hi mere kadam hairani se vahi ruk gaye.


Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye yaha…? (kuch soch kar)..lo yaad dast jane ke saare natak ki maiya chud gayi..

Bohat hi zabardast update bro.

To Saand ne aik aur maal doond liya pr wo Bach gaye ya pir q k mujhe lagta hai ye Tanu ki bahen hosakti hai.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND

UPDATE- 277

Altimatum Day- 3​

Main abhi gusse se gaaliya dete huye hi so gaya. Subah kalyani chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli. Jab fresh ho kar main bahar aaya to samne dekhte hi mere kadam hairani se vahi ruk gaye.


Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye yaha…? (kuch soch kar)..lo yaad dast jane ke saare natak ki maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage……

Vastav me vah painting ek aam ke ped ki thi, jisme kewal paanch hi tota pari aam lage huye the, jinka shape bilkul chuchuk ke jaisa tha. Ye paintings ke samne koi dusri hi paintings doodh pilati huyi gaay ki bani huyi thi jabki back side par ye painting bani huyi thi.

Abhi achanak hi sochte huye mujhe uska dhyan aaya to main dekhne chala aaya aur palat kar dekhne par ye dikh gayi. Usme se jo kagaz mila, usme bhi ek paheli hi likhi huyi mili.

“Ek Lakadiya Baanse Ki, Nangi Gaand Tamaashe Ki.”

" एक लकड़िया बांसे की, नंगी गाँड़ तमाशे की "

Raj (shocked)—madarchoddd..phir se ek paheli..apne iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdi ka…wasiyat hai ya koi tilism.. aise paheli par paheli likh ke mar gaya..ab iss paheli ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…?

Kafi der tak paheli ke baare me sochta raha lekin jab kuch samajh nahi aaya to thak haar kar so gaya..subah kalyani chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli. Neend khulte hi maine unko apne upar khich liya.

Kalyani—aaaahhh..kya kar rahe ho raj…? Aaahhh, chhodo na..abhi nahi…baad me kar lena..abhi jao fresh ho kar nasta kar lo pahle..aaaahhhh

Raj—abhi bahut mann hai chachi tujhe nangi kar ke chodne ka…pahle iss lund ko nasta kara do, baad me main bhi kar lunga..

Main kalyani chachi ke doodh pakad kar masalne laga…vo kuch der tak mujhe apne se alag karne ki koshish karti rahi lekin garam hote hi sath dene lagi..

Kalyani—aaaahhh…darwaja khula hai raj, koi aa jayega…

Raj—abhi vo darwaja band kar ke tumhari bur ka darwaja kholta hu. Chachi..

Maine uth kar jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur phir se chachi ke upar chadh gaya…unki saree ko kamar tak khiska ke panty utar diya aur dono pair kandhe par rakh kar unki bur me lund pel kar ghacha ghach chodne laga..kalyani chachi bhi ek garam aurat thi isliye jaldi hi chudasi ho kar apni gaand upar utha utha kar mujhe apni bur dene lagi.

Kalyani—aaahhhh..rajjjj…aise hi chod apni chachi ko…uuuffff….bahut maza aa raha hai…tere lund me jane kaisa jadu hai re…tune to mujhe pagal hi kar diya hai..lagta hai ki har samay tere samne apni taange phailaye aur bur khole padi rahu.. aahhhh…chod chod ke khoob choudi kar de apni chachi ki bur ko…aise hi chod..aaahhhhh

Aadhe ghante ki tabadtod chudai ke baad maine chachi ki bur ko labalab bhar diya..dus minute sustane ke baad vo bathroom me ghus kar apni bur dhone ke baad room se nikal kar niche chali gayi..unke jate hi main bhi fresh hokar sab ke paas chala gaya.

Suraj mujhe kha jane wali nazro se dekh raha tha..main use dekh kar bas mushkura diya jisse uski jhaante sulag gayi..magar tabhi kisi par nazar padte hi main chounk gaya.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—arrey ye to vahi football jaisi badi gaand wali matlab ki bade bade chutad wali ladki hai jiski bur aur gaand raat me hi maine phatne se bachayi thi…lekin ye madarchodd..yaha kya kar rahi hai…? Kahi mera picha karte huye to yaha meri shikayat karne to nahi aayi, iski maa ko chodu…? Lagta hai ki ye madarchod, meri yaad dast jane ke natak ki maiya chod degi..chod kya degi balki chud gayi samjho..burchodi ki bur me bade bade kide pade..

Kalyani—arrey tum vaha kyo khade ho..? yaha aao na..

Main chalte huye vaha ja kar chair par baith gaya..mujhe dekhte hi vo ladki apni kursi se uchhal kar khadi ho gayi.. shayad vo bhi meri hi tarah dekhte hi chounk gayi thi.

Ladki (jor se)—tummmm….? Tum mera picha karte huye yaha tak bhi aa gaye…? tumhari himmat kaise huyi haweli ke andar kadam rakhne ki….? Guards, iss kamine ke hath pair tod kar kisi gandi nali me phenk do..

Kalyani (hairan)—ye tum kaisi baat kar rahi ho beti…? Maine bataya to tha tumhe sab raat me…

Ladki (chillate huye)—main kuch nahi janti..iss harami ko abhi issi waqt yaha se bahar nikalo…

Tanu (gusse se)—rekhaa…ye kya tarika hai baat karne ka…?

Raj (shocked, mann me)—kyaaa...ye rekhaa didi hai... ? ab to pakka gaand mar gayi..

Rekha—didi, tum janti nahi…yahi vo kamina hai jiske baare me maine raat me bataya tha..agar main vaha se bhagti nahi to ye harami meri izzat loot chuka hota…

Sab—whattt…?

Raj—ye..sab jhuth hai..chachi,,main sach kah raha hu..

Rekha (gusse me)—abhi batati hu tujhe..sala harami..picha karte huye yaha tak pahuch gaya…?

Kalyani—rekha, jarur tumse koi galat fahmi huyi hai..ye raj hai, jiske baare me maine tumhe raat me bataya tha..aur ye bechara to kal shaam se hi suraj ke sath tha..

Rekha (shocked)—kyaa, tum mujhe iss harami ke baare me bata rahi thi…?

Kalyani—aise nahi kahte, vo tumhara chota bhai hai..upar se bechare ki memory bhi loss ho chuki hai..

Suraj (ghurte huye)—nahi mummy, rekha theek bol rahi hai…ye harami kal mere sath gaya jarur tha lekin aapko pata hai, kal isne kya kiya…?

Kalyani—kyaa kiya…?

Suraj—meri cold drink pi kar usme moot kar bhar diya aur gayab ho gaya sala..agar mil jata to kal vahi jaan se maar deta harami ko..

Raj (haste huye)—hihihihi…bhaiya tumhe kaise pata ki uss bottle me cold drink nahi balki mera moot hai…? Iska matlab ki tune pi kar dekha tha, yahi na…? hihihihihi.

Suraj (gusse me)—dekh liya dad aapne iss harami ki kartute…? Isne kal rekha ki izzat lootni chahi, phir bhi aap ko yahi lagta hai ki iski yaad dast chali gayi hai…? Isko to main jaan se maar dunga..iski himmat kaise huyi meri bahan par gandi nigah dalne ki…?

Abhay—chup raho, mujhe baat karne do..haan to raj, ye sab kya hai…? Rekha ne jo kaha, kya vo sach hai…?

Raj—nahi chacha ji..ye sab jhuth hai…vo kal jab main suraj bhaiya ko bata kar susu karne bahar gaya tha tabhi kuch gunde rekha didi ko jabardasti pakad kar ek gadi me daal kar le gaye..maine to kal unn gundo se rekha didi ko bachaya tha..mera ehsaan manne ki jagah rekha didi mujhe
vaha akela chhod kar bhag aayi aur to aur vo ulta mujh par hi ilzam bhi lagi rahi hain ki maine unki izzat lootne ki koshish ki..puch lo rekha didi se ki maine unke sath aisa kya kiya tha ya phir kaha tha jiske chalye vo mere upar apni izzat lootne ka ilzam laga rahi hain..? aap hi socho ki bhala ek bhai, apni badi bahan ko kaise chod sakta hai…? Batao rekha didi, maine kab tumhe chodne ki koshish ki…?

Kalyani (mann me)—rajj beta, jab tu apni chachi ko chod sakta hai..uski ek beti tanu ko chudwane ki baat kar sakta hai, tanu se bur dikhane ko bol sakta hai to dusri beti ko bhi chodne ki jarur soch sakta hai..pakka tumne rekha ko bhi chodne ki koshish ki hogi..

Suraj—dekha dad, sab ke samne ye harami rekha ke baare me kitna ganda bol raha hai…?

Abhay (thoda jor se)—rajj, tum jante bhi ho ki kis ke samne aur kis ke liye kya bol rahe ho…? Rekha, tum batao kya hua tha..?

Rekha—dad, ye sach hai ki kal black star ke admi mujhe jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye the..ye bhi sach hai ki iss kamine ne hi unse mujhe bachaya tha lekin unse mujhe bachane ke piche iski sochi samjhi chaal thi..ye khud meri izzat lootna chahta tha..

Abhay—unn gundo ka kya hua…?

Rekha—isne badi hi berahmi se unn sab ko jaan se maar diya..aur phir mere sath badatmizi karne laga..

Raj—maine kya badatmizi ki thi tumhare sath rekha didi…?

Tanu—haan, rekha batao, kya kiya tha raj ne tere sath…? Jo tum uske upar ilzam laga rahi ho..

Rekha—isne mere sath…(mann me)..ohh shitt, bata bhi to nahi sakti ki ye harami bar bar mujhse meri bur chodne ko maang raha tha aur meri chuchiya bhi jor se dabayi thi..sala kamina kahi ka..

Tanu—bata na..

Rekha—main isse jyada kuch nahi bata sakti..lekin ye yaha nahi rahega bas..

Suraj—dekh liya na dad, isne pahle uss khandahar me tanu aur uski friends ko black star ke admiyo se bachaya, kal rekha ki vajah se unn gundo ko mara..mujhe poora yakin hai ki uss din juna garh me bhi isne hi black star ke admiyo ko mara tha. Iske karan hi black star hame bhi apna dushman samajhne laga hai..ab bhi aapko lagta hai ki iski yaad dast chali gayi hai..?

Abhay—jo bhi ho, maine jo kal kaha hai vo hona chahiye..kal court case ke baad iss baare me baat karenge..raj tum nasta karo..baki baate shaam ko hongi..

Sab nasta karke vaha se chale gaye..main aur rekha hi kewal vaha bache the..vo ab bhi mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi..maine use dekh kar ankh maar di..jisse vo aur bhi tilmila gayi.

Rekha—you rascal, tujhe to main dekh lungi..ek taraf to bahan kahta hai, aur phir ussi bahan ki izzat par hath dalte huye sharam nahi aati….yaad dast jane ka bahana kar ke sab ko bewaqoof bana raha hai..aaaahhhh

Rekha nasta karte huye badbadane me lagi thi to maine idhar udhar dekh kar uski chuchi pakad kar jor se masal diya jisse uske muh se siskari nikal gayi..

Raj (dhire se)—vaise apni kuwari badi bahan ke doodh dabane ka maza hi kuch alag hota hai, didi..

Rekha—aaahhhh…sala haramii..abhi sab ke samne kitna sharif ban raha tha, sab ke jate hi aa gaya apni asli kamini aukat par...ruk..aaahhhh..mummyyy..marr gayiii..uuffff..

Raj (kaan me)—(doodh dabate huye)…ufff kya doodh hain didi tumhare..lagta hai ki dabata hi rahu..vaise apne iss chote bhai ko apni bur kab de rahi ho didi…?

Rekha—aaahhhh…chhod mujhe..harami…kalyugi bhai hai tu..aaahhh…jo apni hi bahan par gandi nazar rakhta hai…aahhh.. lekin ye teri khwahish kabhi poori nahi hogi…aaahhhhh..mummyyy..

Raj (dhire se)—hogi didi, meri khwahish jarur poori hogi..ek din tum khud hi hath jod kar mere samne gidgidaogi ki mere bhai apni rekha didi ko nangi kar ke uski bur ko chod dalo…dekh lena..vaise didi, mujhe lagta hai ki tumhari gaand ki tarah teri bur bhi kachouri ki tarah khoob phooli huyi hogi..

Rekha—aaaahhh…chattaaakkk…aaj tujhe nahi chhodungi..mummyyy..aaahhh…

Uski awaz sun kar kalyani chachi aur abhay vaha aa gaye to maine jaldi se usko chhod kar hotho ko chuma aur apne room me bhag gaya magar tab tak kalyani chachi aur abhay dono hi mujhe apni beti ke doodh dabate aur hoth chumte huye dekh chuke the…kalyani chachi ne to chehra jhuka liya kintu abhay ka chehra gusse se tamtama utha tha.

Vahi dusri taraf registan me sheetal aur vivek ke beech nok jhok jari thi..jaha vivek bar bar raj ko galat thahrane ki koshish kar raha tha to vahi sheetal iss baat ko manne ke liye taiyar nahi thi.
Vivek—beti, tum na pagal ho gayi ho uss harami naqli raj ki baato me aa kar..


Sheetal (gusse me)—haan ho gayi hu pagal akhir pagal ki beti jo thahri..vo sab chhodo aur ye batao ki sadhana ki izzat lutwane aur use jaan se maarne ki koshish karne wali aurat koun thi…?


Vivek (chounkte huye)—ye tum kya kah rahi ho beti…kisi ne sadhana ke sath aisa kiya…?


Sheetal—haan, aur main uska naam janna chahti hu…akhir koun hai vo…?


Vivek—iss baare me main kuch nahi janta beti kyon ki mujhe to jis din tumse mila tha uske kuch din baad hi black star ne kidnap kar liya tha..phir bhi isme jarur abhay ka hath hoga kyon ki black star ko sheetal ki jarurat hai wasiyat tak pahuchne ke liye isliye vo aisa nahi karega..ye abhay ka hi kaam hoga pakka.


Sheetal—yaha se bahar nikalne ka rasta kaha se hai... ?


Vivek—ye main nahi janta beti..lekin iss bhul bhulaiya me se hi kahi yaha se bahar nikalne ka rasta bhi hona chahiye..


Sheetal—theek hai main chalti hu, baad me baat karungi..mujhe abhi sadhana ko dhoondna hai..vo kahi phir se kisi musibat me na phans gayi ho…?


Vivek—beti, mujhe bhi yaha se nikal le chalo..


Sheetal ne revolver ki goli se vivek ki zanjeere kaat di aur vaha se vivek ko le kar nikal gayi..uss surang me aage chalte huye jane par unke samne phir se saat surango me vo rasta bant gaya.


Sheetal (tension)—ye kya musibat hai... ? jab tahkhane me ghusi thi, tab bhi saat surang mili thi..ab iss surang ke andar bhi saat surang…? Kaisi bhul bhulaiya hai ye…? Kaisa mayajal hai…?


Vivek—main bas itna janta hu ki yaha ki har surang me saat saat surang hain..yaha se bahar nikalna bahut mushkil hai beti…iss tarah kul mila kar yaha 57 surang hain..jisme se ek surang me se bahar nikalne ka rasta hai..lekin vo surang koun si hai ye kewal black star janta hai..aur har surang me koi na koi jaan ka khatra hai.


Sheetal (tension)—jo bhi ho, main uss kamine black star ko uske manshubo me kamyab nahi hone dungi..


Vivek—theek hai, tum iss surang me dekho, main dusri me dekhta hu..


Sheetal—nahi, ek hi sath chalo..


Vivek—theek hai..


Iss tarah dono ek sath surang me ghus gaye..lekin unhe ye pata nahi tha ki khatra to unke sath sath hi chal raha tha.. surng ke andar ekdam ghana andhera tha..sheetal ke paas torch thi to rasta dekhne me jyada pareshani nahi ho rahi thi…kafi der tak chalne ke achanak hi sheetal kisi cheez se takra kar dhadam se niche gir gayi.


Uske niche girte hi torch bhi uske hath se chhut kar vahi kahi gir gayi aur ek bar phir se vaha andhere apne poore charam par vyapt ho gaya.


Sheetal ne ankhe phad kar aur hatho se tatol kar tatol kar torch talash ki aur uska swith dhoond kar torch jalayi.. Phir usne apne hatho me torch achche se pakad kar uski roshni me use apne samne jo kuch nazar aaya, use dekhte hi vah buri tarah se chounk gayi, jo kuch bhi dikhayi diya vah uske hosh uda dene ke liye kafi tha.


Udhar sadhana na jane kab tak behoshi ki halat me padi rahi..uske kapde poori tarah se khoon me rang gaye the.. halanki munh se khoon nikalna ab band ho chuka tha lekin phir bhi sharir se itna khoon nikal jane se vah bahut kamjor ho gayi thi.


Yu to har vyakti hi apne apne daanv par laga hua tha..Ashayen aur kamnaye machal rahi thi. Aur waqt ki dhara bah rahi thi.. par ye atal sach bhi apni jagah par tha ki admi sochta kuch hai aur hota kuch hai..insaan jo soche, agar vah ho jaye to phir bhagya apna khel kaise dikhaye…? Sab apne apne khelo me lage huye the aur taqdir jaise door baithi apna hi jaal bun rahi thi.

Sooperb update bro

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE—278 ​

Sheetal ne ankhe phad kar aur hatho se tatol kar tatol kar torch talash ki aur uska switch dhoond kar torch jalayi.. Phir usne apne hatho me torch achche se pakad kar uski roshni me use apne samne jo kuch nazar aaya, use dekhte hi vah buri tarah se chounk gayi, jo kuch bhi dikhayi diya vah uske hosh uda dene ke liye kafi tha.

Uske samne vivek ki laash padi huyi thi…ye dekhte hi uski cheekh nikalte nikalte rah gayi..vivek ka chehra iss samay bada hi vibhats aur bhayanak dikh raha tha…kuch pal me hi uski laash pighal chuki thi…laash ke ird gird khoon phaila hua tha…sheetal ne anuman lagaya ki use kisi behad jahareele aur khatarnak saanp ne kata hai.

Saanp ka khyal aate hi vah achanak hi turant vivek ki laash se piche hat gayi…usne torch ki madhyam roshni me hi idhar udhar nazre daudayi lekin vaha aas paas kisi saanp ka koi astitva nahi tha..

Sheetal (shocked)—ye sab itna jaldi kaise ho gaya…? Kisne mara papa ko…? Nishan to kisi khatarnak saanp ke katne ka lag raha hai to phir vo saanp kaha gayab ho gaya…? Ab kya karu…? Mujhe jaldi se sadhana ko dhoondna hoga, na jane vo kaha aur kis musibat me hogi…?

Ab usne yaha thaharna uchit nahi samjha aur hath me torch liye aage badh gayi.

Udhar sadhana na jane kab tak behoshi ki halat me padi rahi..uske kapde poori tarah se khoon me rang gaye the.. halanki munh se khoon nikalna ab band ho chuka tha lekin phir bhi sharir se itna khoon nikal jane se vah bahut kamjor ho gayi thi.

Sadhana ko jab hosh aaya to usne apne aap ko ek andheri jagah par mahsoos kiya…apne aas paas andhera dekh vo thoda hadbada gayi, usne jaldi se uthne ki koshish ki to kamjori ki vajah se ladkhada kar gir gayi.

Sadhana—ohhh, shitt…main ye kaha aa gayi…? Ye koun si jagah hai aur main yaha aayi kaise…?

Usne apne dimag par jor dala to sir me dard hone laga...sadhana ne apne dono hatho se apna sir pakad liya aur vahi dhamm se let gayi...kuch pal me jab sir dard se thodi rahat huyi to use yaad aane laga ki uske sath kya hua tha.

Asal me sadhana jab bhag rahi thi tab uske muh se khoon bahne ke karan vo theek se chal bhi nahi pa rahi thi aur na hi kuch use spast nazar aa raha tha..

Phir bhi vo ladkhadate kadmo se tez daudne ki koshish kar rahi thi...aise hi daudte huye uska pair ek aisi jagah par pada jaha upar se to ret bichhi huyi thi kintu uss ret ke niche ek bada sa gaddha tha..uss ret ke niche ek plate lagi huyi thi, uss plate ke upar ret bichhi huyi thi.

Sadhana ka pair jaise hi uss palte wali jagah ke upar bichhi ret par pada, vaise hi vo plate ek taraf khisak gayi aur gaddhe ka muh khul gaya...lagatar bahut samay se khoon ki ulti hone ke karan sadhana to pahle hi lagbhag behoshi ki avastha me pahuch chuki thi, aise me use kuch pata hi nahi chala aur vo sidhe uss gaddhe me ja giri jo ki ek surang ka hissa tha.

Sadhana ke gaddhe me girte hi vo plate pahle ki hi bhanti phir se apni jagah par aa gayi...vaha ab dekhne par koi gaddha nazar nahi aa raha tha balki har taraf sirf ret hi ret phaili dikhayi de rahi thi...niche girte hi vah poori tarah se achet ho gayi.

Yaad aate hi use sheetal ki chinta hone lagi ki vah usko talash kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi..ye soch kar usne ek bar phir se uth kar khadi hone ki koshish ki lekin safal nahi huyi...chaar paanch bar koshish karne ke baad akhir vo khadi ho hi gayi.. lekin uske samne ab samasya ye aa gayi ki vah yaha se kidhar jaye kyon ki andhera hone ke karan kuch dikhayi hi nahi de raha tha.

Vah abhi issi udhedbun me uljhi huyi thi ki akhir yaha se kis taraf jaye lekin tabhi vaha kisi ki jani pahchani awaz sun kar vo chounk gayi aur vo andhere me hi awaz ki disha ka andaza lagane lagi.

"Ab Kaisi ho sadhana... ?"

Sadhana (chounkte huye)—kkk..koun ho tum... ?

"Kyon, mujhe nahi pahchana…?"

Sadhana dimag par jor daal kar uss awaz ko pahchanne ki koshish kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi vaha machis jalne ki awaz aayi aur phir agle hi pal lalten ki madhyam roshni jhilmilane lagi…lalten ki uss madhyam roshni me sadhana ne jaise hi uss shakhs ka chehra dekha to vah chouk kar ghabra gayi.

Sadhana (shocked)—aap….!

"Haan main, "

Sadhana ke samne iss samay uske papa vivek ki shakal ka hi ek admi khada tha, jise yaha dekhte hi vo chounk gayi thi.. use kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha.

Sadhana (hairan)—lekin aap yaha kaise... ? aur to aur aap to dubara mujhse milne bhi nahi aaye, kyon... ?

"Beti, black star ko na jane ye baat kaise pata chal gayi ki main tumse uss din milne kamre me aaya tha... ? bas ye malum hote hi usne mujhe iss andheri surang me qaid kar diya…tab se main langda admi iss andhere me bhatak raha hu..ab tumhi batao ki kaise aata main tumse milne…?" uss shakhs ne sadhana ko apni safayi dete huye kaha.

Uske muh se apne liye beti shabd ka sambodhan sunte hi sadhana ko apni maa par kiye gaye atyachar aur raj ke baare me use aur sheetal ko bhadkane ki yaad aa gayi jisse uska mann vivek ke prati nafrat aur gusse se bhar gaya.

Sadhana—aapne sheetal se jhuth kyo bola…? Hum dono ko alag alag baate bata kar raj ke khilaf bhadkane ki koshish kyo ki…?

"Kya matlab…? Kya bhadkaya maine…?"

Sadhana (tezi se)—aapne sheetal se ye kyo kaha ki raj mar chuka hai aur ye raj uska bahurupiya hai…? Jabki mujhe alag bataya aapne..kyon…?

"Ab samjha, beti tumhe koi galat fahmi huyi hai..main to sheetal se mila hi nahi hu to use kuch batane ka sawal hi paida nahi hota kyon ki main to yaha black star ki qaid me hu .."

Sadhana—phir jhuth..

"Nahi beti, main sach bol raha hu…sheetal jisse mere dhokhe me mili thi vo main nahi balki mere bhesh me black star tha.. jarur usne hi mera bhesh bana kar sab ko raj ke khilaf bhadkane ki koshish ki hai."

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaa…black star…?

"Haan beti, jara tumhi socho, agar mujhe raj ke khilaf bhadkana hi hota to main tumhe raj ke jinda hone ka sabut kyon deta…? Main kyon bachata usko…? Main apni hi beti ko apne bete ke khilaf kyon bhadkaunga…? Ye sab ussi black star ka kiya dhara hai..vahi na jane kis kis ka bhesh bana kar sab ko dhokha deta rahta hai."

Sadhana—main kaise yakin kar lu ki aap sach bol rahe ho…?

"Yahi sach hai beti."

Sadhana (gusse me)—mat kaho mujhe beti…meri maa par itne atyachar karne ke baad aapne mujhe beti kahne ka adhikar kho diya hai..

"Ye tum kaisi baate kar rahi ho beti…? Maine koun sa anyay kiya hai tumhari maa ke sath…? Jaha tak tum sabse door rahne ki baat par tum gussa ho to maine uss din sab bata to diya tha tumhe..."

Sadhana (gusse se)—achcha aapne koi anyay nahi kiya meri maa ke sath…? Uss bechari se shadi ka vada kar ke pyar ka jhutha natak kar ke use dhokha diya aapne..phir bhi bolte ho ki kuch nahi kiya…?

"Maine kab aisa kiya…? Malti se maine sab ke samne shadi ki hai, phir tum ye kaisi baat kar rahi ho ki shadi ka vada kar ke use dhokha diya…?" uss shakhs ne confuse hote huye kaha.

Sadhana—wah..! aur kitne jhuth bolenge aap…? Ab aapka koi bhi jhuth mere samne nahi chalega.. hamari maa ke qatil ho aap…main aapko kabhi maaf nahi karungi..

"Kyaaa….malti mar gayi..? lekin kab aur kaise…?" usne hairan ho kar kaha.
Phir sadhana ne use apni maa ke sath kiye gaye anyay ki poori dastan rote rote suna dali, jise sun kar vo shakhs bhi chounk gaya jaise ki use vishwash hi na hua ho..?

"Ohhh teri ki..ye to mujhe pata hi nahi tha..itni badi baat mujhe aaj malum padi..main to iss bitiya chod vivek ko bahut sharif aur sidha samajh raha tha lekin iss beti chod ke to pet me daant hain." Uss shakhs ne mann hi mann hairani se sochte huye kaha.

Sadhana—aapki iss galti ke liye kabhi mafi nahi milegi..mujhe nafrat hai aapse..

"Tumne sahi kaha beti, tumhara baap bahut bada papi hai..use kabhi maaf mat karna..use saza milni hi chahiye..vo issi layak hai...achcha beti main chalta hu, kahi black star ko phir se pata na chal jaye ki main tumse mila tha warna tumhare liye musibat na khadi kar de." Usne mann me khush hote huye kaha.

Ye kah kar vo shakhs langdate huye vaha se chala gaya aur phir sadhana ki nazro se ojhal ho kar jaldi se apne chehre par laga vivek ka mask nikal kar ek dusra mask laga liya aur pair set kar ke phir se sadhana ke paas chal pada.

Yu to har vyakti hi apne apne daanv par laga hua tha..Ashayen aur kamnaye machal rahi thi. Aur waqt ki dhara bah rahi thi.. par ye atal sach bhi apni jagah par tha ki admi sochta kuch hai aur hota kuch hai..insaan jo soche, agar vah ho jaye to phir bhagya apna khel kaise dikhaye…? Sab apne apne khelo me lage huye the aur taqdir jaise door baithi apna hi jaal bun rahi thi.

Sadhana abhi apne baap ke baare me soch hi rahi thi ki ussi waqt uske kaano me vivek ke cheekhne ki awaz sunayi padi jisse vo ghabra kar lalten utha ke uss taraf daud padi lekin kamjori ke karan vo ladkhada kar gir gayi aur lalten ne bhi uska sath chhod diya..jab tak ki vo uth kar khadi hoti, uske samne behad bhayanak chehre wala ek admi pahuch gaya.

Uska chehra itna badsurat tha ki agar koi bachcha dekh leta to darr jata aur agar koi kamjor dil wale ki nazar uske badsurat chehre par galti se bhi pad jati to uska heart vahi fail ho jata…lalten sadhana ke hath se gir jarur gayi thi lekin ganimat ye rahi ki vo bujhi nahi, lihaza uski madhyam roshni me uss bhayanak shakal wale admi ka chehra dekhte hi sadhana ki halat bhi darr ke maare patli ho gayi.

Sadhana ne ghisatte huye hath badha kar jaldi se lalten ko uthaya aur poori himmat bator kar jaldi se kisi tarah uth khadi huyi aur bhagne lagi lekin uske sharir me itni taqat nahi rah gayi thi ki vah tezi se bhag sake.

Uss bhayanak shakal surat wale admi ne turant ek hath me li hayi dandi phenk kar mara jisse vo ek bar phir se dhadam se niche gir gayi aur lalten hath se chhitak kar door gir ke bujh gayi…vo phir se uth kar bhag pati ki usse pahle hi uss admi ne tezi se chalte huye sadhana ko pakad liya aur use andhere me hi ghasitne laga.

Sadhana (dard se)—aaaaaaaa…chhod mujhe…aaaaa….chhoddd….koun ho tummm….? Maine tumhara kya bigada hai…? Pls mujhe jane do…aaaaaaaaa

Kintu uss admi ne sadhana ki baat ko ansuna karte huye use yathawat ghasitna kari rakha…iss tarah ghasite jane se sadhana ke jism me kharonch aane lagi aur dard hone laga…apni baato ka uss admi par koi asar na hota dekh sadhana ne ek hath badha kar uski taango ke beech me jhul rahi gotiyo (aand) ko jor se daba diya..jisse vo aseem dard se tilmila utha aur piche se hi ek laat kas ke sadhana ke chehre par maar kar uske hatho ki pakad se apne aand ko chhudaya.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa…Sali kutiyaaaa….mujh par hath uthati hai…ab dekh main tere sath kya kya karta hu..? teri vo halat karunga ki tu aaj ke baad kisi ko apna muh dikhane ke kabil bhi nahi rahegi..tujhe saarvjanik raand banaunga ab" uss admi ne apna aand pakde gusse me tilmilate huye kaha.

Chehre par jor ki laat padne se sadhana dard se cheekhte huye thoda piche ja giri aur vo admi dono hatho se apni gotiya pakad kar vahi baith gaya…itna mouka kafi tha sadhana ke liye vaha se bach nikalne ka aur usne kiya bhi vaisa hi.

Usne apne sharir ka poora jor laga kar uth khadi huyi aur usse opposite direction me andhere me hi daud padi..uske bhagne ki aahat sun kar vo admi bhi uske piche jane ko hua kintu uske aand me itna tez dard ho raha tha ki use phir se baith jana pada.

"Aaaaahhhh…Sali iss jungli billi ne itni jor se dabaya hai ki dard kam hi nahi ho raha hai..agar laat maar ke alag nahi karta to randi ne aaj maar hi diya tha mujhe…bhag Sali..kaha tak bhagegi..iss bhram jaal se bahar nahi nikal payegi..bhag Sali ..jitna bhag sakti hai bhag…main bhi dekhta hu ki black star ke qahar se aaj tujhe koun bachata hai..?" usne gusse me chillate huye kaha.

Halanki andhere me rasta nazar nahi aa raha tha lekin phir bhi Sadhana poori jee jaan laga kar bhage ja rahi thi..bhagte huye vo bar bar girti aur phir uth kar bhagne lagti.

Sadhana (bhagte huye)—mera jism mere raj ki amanat hai…mere tann aur mann par kewal mere raj ka adhikar hai..main iss par apne jeete jee koi daag nahi lagne dungi…main tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi raj..tum chinta mat karna, main tumhe bachaungi..aur sath me tumhari iss amanat ko bhi daagdar nahi hone dungi..

Bhagte bhagte uski saans phul aayi thi, sir bhari hone ke sath sath chakrane laga tha, aur muh se ek bar phir se khoon aana shuru ho gaya tha kintu use iss baat ki tanik bhi parwah nahi thi..use chinta thi to iss baat ki uske jism ko raj ke alawa koi dusra bhogne na paye.

Bhagte huye sadhana ka pair kisi gaddhe jaisi jagah par pada aur phir akhir uske sharir ne jawab de diya aur vo ladkhada kar gir padi aur gend ki tarah ludhakne lagi..uske jism me ab itni bhi himmat shesh nahi rah gayi thi ki vo uth kar khadi ho sake…vo vahi jamin par lete lete lambi lambi saanse lete aur hanfte huye apni ukhdi huyi saanso ko niyantrit karne lagi

Jaha vo giri thi vaha par halki halki roshni ho rahi thi…ye ehsaas hote hi vo apni ankhe idhar udhar ghuma kar lete lete hi uss jagah ka avlokan karne lagi, usne khud ko ek nayi ajibo garib jagah par paya.

Kyon ki vo gir kar ludhakte huye ek aur tahkhane me pahuch gayi thi jaha kuch mashal jal rahi thi aur jiska halka ujala ho raha tha...upar se sidhiyo me ludhakne se sadhana ke hath, pair aur sir me kafi chot aayi thi..lekin iss dard ki ab usko jaise adat ho chuki thi..jo dard iss samay uske seene me umad raha tha, uske samne iss chot wale dard ki koi bisaat nahi thi.

Kuch der tak aise hi niche jamin par padi rahne ke baad jab usne apni tez chalti saanso par kafi hadh tak niyantran pa liya to vah phir uth kar khadi ho gayi aur vaha jal rahi mashal ko hath me le kar tahkhane ka muaayna karne lagi.

Aise hi ghumte huye ek jagah pahuch kar uske kadam thithak kar ruk gaye...vaha ek bada sa lohe ka pinjda rakha hua tha jiske andar koi admi qaid tha, jiske sir ke baal aur dadhi badhi huyi thi, kapde bahut hi gande the jaise ki usne saalo ne nahaya hi na ho..uss admi ne apna sir niche jhukaye baitha tha, isliye uska chehra nazar nahi aa raha tha..magar ashcharya ki baat to yeh thi ki uss pinjde ka darwaja to band tha kintu usme koi lock nahi laga tha, iske bavjud bhi vah admi uske andar tha..ye dekh kar sadhana ko badi hairani huyi..

Sadhana (hairan)—aap koun hain aur yaha aap ko kisne qaid kar rakha hai aur kyon... ?

Sadhana ki awaz sunte hi uss admi ne chounk kar apni gardan upar uthayi..lekin gardan uthate hi dono ek dusre ka chehra dekh kar dono ko jabardast jhatka laga.

"Sheetal beti tummm... ‼ ! " uss admi ne chounk kar kaha.

Sadhana (shocked)—Pratap chachaaa...aap.. !

Pratap (shocked)—lekin sheetal beti, tum yaha..kaise…? main samajh gaya..uss kamine ne tumhe bhi dhokhe se kidnap kar liya hai..

Sadhana—yaha pinjde ke darwaje par to koi lock nahi laga hai, phir aap yaha se bhag kyo nahi agye..? ye dekhiye darwaja khula hua hai..

Sadhana ne aage badh kar jaise hi pinjde ke uss gate ko kholne ke liye apna hath aage badhaya hi tha ki tabhi pratap ke kor se chillane ki awaz sun kar vah ghabra kar do kadam turant piche hat gayi.

Pratap (chilla kar)—nahii..nahii..sheetal beti..pinjde ko hath mat lagana..poore pinjde me bijli ka current hai..

Sadhana (ghabra kar)—kyaaaa…currentttt…?

Pratap—haan sheetal beti…iss lohe ke poore pinjde me bijli ka 440 volt ka current chalu hai…warna gate lock na hone par main yaha se bhag nahi jata…?

Sadhana (hairan)—aap to ghar me the, phir yaha kaise pahuche…? Kisne kidnap kiya aapko aur kyo..? ya phir ek aur humshakal…?

Pratap—nahi sheetal beti, main hi tumhara chota chacha pratap hu..mujhe black star ne kidnap kar ke yaha qaid kar rakha hai..

Sadhana—ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Agar aap pratap chacha hain to yaha kaise qaid huye…? Aap to abhi ghar me the na…?

Pratap—nahi beti, jo ghar me hai vo main nahi hu..balki vo black star star hai jo mera bhesh bana kar sab ko dhokha de raha hai..

Ye sadhana ke liye ek aur bahut bada jhatka tha, ye jaan kar ki jo iss samay ghar me moujud hai, vo pratap chacha nahi balki uske bhesh me black star hai.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….? Lekin ye sab hua kab..aur usne aapko kidnap kyo kiya….?

Vahi dusri taraf abhay ki haweli me….

Rekha ki awaz sun kar kalyani chachi aur abhay room se bahar aa gaye to maine jaldi se rekha didi ko chhod kar hotho ko chuma aur apne room me bhag gaya magar tab tak kalyani chachi aur abhay dono hi mujhe apni beti ke doodh dabate aur hoth chumte huye dekh chuke the…kalyani chachi ne to chehra jhuka liya kintu abhay ka chehra gusse se tamtama utha tha.

Abhay (gusse se)—iski itni himmat ki meri beti ke sath aisi nich harkat kare...

Abhay gusse se aag babula hote huye sidhe mere room me pahuch gaya aur aate hi meri collar pakad liya…uske piche piche baki sab bhi vahi aa gaye..suraj aur rekha bhi kafi gusse me dikh rahe the jabki tanu didi aur kalyani chachi behad tension me aur ghabrayi huyi thi.

Abhay (chillate huye)—teri himmat kaise huyi meri beti ko hath lagane ki…haramzade…?

Raj (normal)—chacha, hath hatao..

Abhay (gusse me)—bhosdike…tujhe kya lagta tha ki tu yaad dast jane ka natak karta rahega aur mujhe pata nahi chalega..?

Raj (normal)—chacha, collar se hath hatao..

Rekha (gusse me)—dad, iss kamine ko jinda mat chhodna…isne meri izzat par hath dala hai aur sala harami, khud ko mera bhai kahta hai..thukti hu main aise bhai par..sala gandi nali ka kida..

Raj (ankhe band)—(araam se)..abhay chacha, apna hath hatao..

Suraj (jor se)—maine pahle hi kaha tha ki ye bhosdi ka natak kar raha hai…dad, aap iss harami ko mere hawale kar do, main iski khaal udhed lunga aaj..

Abhay (gusse me)—surajj, meri bandook le kar aao…aaj isne jo himakat ki hai, vo mafi ke kabil nahi hai..aaj tak mere hatho se bachta raha lekin ab nahi bachega..

Raj (ankhe band)—abhay chachaa….hath..hatao

Kalyani (tension)—abhay, tumhe office ke liye late ho raha hai..main baat karti hu raj se..main use samjha dungi achche se.

Tanu (darte huye)—haan dad, main aur mummy…raj se baat kar ke use achche se samjha denge…aap office chale jao..

Abhay (gusse me)—main sari duniya ko chodta hu aur ye bhosdi ka mujhe hi chodna sikha raha hai…?

Raj (ankhe band)—(thoda tez)..abhay…chachaa..hath hata..

Tab tak suraj bandook le kar aa gaya aur sidha meri kanpati par taan diya…itni der se dono baap bete ki bakchodi sunte sunte mera dimag bhi high voltage par pahuch chuka tha.

Rekha (gusse me)—dekha dad, ye harami aapse kaise baat kar raha hai…?

Raj (ankhe band)—(tez)..akhiri bar kahta hu ki hath hata apna..

Abhay (gusse me)—achcha, nahi hataunga to kya kar lega tu…?

Raj (gusse me ankhe band)—agar jaldi hath nahi hataya to “Zindagi Bhar Tum Dono Baap Bete Ko Apni Gaand Dhone Ke Liye Apni Apni Jeebh Se Ek Dusre Ki Gaand Chaat Chaat Kar Ke Hi Saaf Karni Padegi Kyon Ki Tum Dono Ke Paas Hath Honge Nahi.”

Suraj (jor se)—sale, abhi juban chalata hai…madarch*****aaaaaaaaaaa

Abhay (gusse me)--Mujhe dhamki deta hai, bhosdike…? aaj isko batata hu ki ye abhay kya cheez hai..? bahan ch******aaaaaa


Usne itna bola hi tha ki meri ankhe khul gayi jo ugte huye surya ke samaan ekdam gusse se lal ho kar dahak rahi thi…

Bohat hi zabardast update bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND

UPDATE- 279 (B)​

Tabhi achanak golu madari ke baare me sochte huye mere dimag me kuch yaad aaya jisse main chounk gaya..


Raj (chounk kar)—ek minute..ek minute...golu madari...uski baans ki nangi lathi...uska tamasha...gaand maane gaddha... ohh shit..to ye paheli golu madari ki lathi se judi hai...kyon ki vahi apni baans ki nangi lathi ko gaddhe me daal kar sab ko tamasha dikhata rahta hai..

Ye khyal aate hi main turant golu madari ki khoj me nikal pada..

Ab aage.....

Lagbhag chaar ghante ki yatra ke baad main golu madari ki basti me pahuch gaya kintu ab vaha ka mahoul pahle ki tulna me kafi badal chuka tha..basti me ja kar uske ghar ka pata karte huye jab vaha pahucha to darwaje par lock laga hua tha. To maine logo se puchna hi behtar samjha ...tabhi vaha se ek bujurg aurat gujar rahi thi to maine awaz de kar usko roka.

Raj—suniye maa ji, yaha golu madari aur unki ek ladki naina rahti thi...kya aap bata sakti hain ki vo kaha gaye hain.. ?

Aurat (hairani se dekhte huye)—tum koun ho beta aur unhe kyo puch rahe ho... ?

Raj—maa ji, mera naam raj hai..main bhi pahle unke sath hi rahta tha..

Aurat (sochte huye)—rajj...(chounk kar)..kyaa tum vahi raj ho jise golu apne sath le aaya tha jab vo bilkul chota sa tha.. ?

Raj—ji maa ji, main vahi rah hu..kya aap kuch bata sakti hain mujhe unke baare me... ?

Aurat—pata nahi beta, golu to vaise bhi tamasha dikhane ke liye jyadatar bahar hi rahta tha..lekin ek baar vo kahi gaya to aaj tak lout kar nahi aaya..na jane kya hua uske sath.. ? ab to iss baat ko 5-6 saal ho gaye..haan, uska vo ullu jarur kabhi kabhi ghar ke upar baithe dikh jaya karta tha kintu saal bhar se vah bhi nazar nahi aaya.

Raj (tension)—aur unki beti naina... ? vo kaha hai... ?

Aurat—tumne bahut der kar di aane me beta...tere jane ke baad to kuch din tak usne khana pina hi chhod diya tha.. bas badi kinare akeli baithi din din bhar roti rahti thi…badi mushkil se kuch theek hua tha ki golu gayab ho gaya..vo bechari to golu ke jane ke baad ekdam akeli hi pad gayi thi...tujhe bahut yaad karti thi vo..teri har cheez use apni jaan se bhi jyada pyari thi..lekin karib saal bhar pahle phir ek din vo bhi golu ki tarah na jane achanak kaha gayab ho gayi... ? tab se uska bhi koi pata nahi….jab kayi din tak vo nahi aayi to maine hi yaha tala laga diya tha…ruko main chabi le kar aati hu..

Thodi der me vo aurat chabi le kar aa gayi..tala khol maine poora ghar dekh liya..jagah jagah par deemak aur jaale lage huye the..vaha mujhe kuch bhi aisa nahi mila jisse ki unke baare me kuch pata chal sake..khair maine chabhi uss aurat ko thama kar vaha se vapis lout gaya.

Vaha se vapis aate samay mera mann bahut udas tha..golu madari se kahi adhik mujhe naina ki chinta ho rahi thi.. uske baare me sochte huye na jane main kab abhay ki haweli me jane ki bajaye ganga mousi ke area me pahuch gaya aur gadi unke bunglow ke samne rok di..,bekhyali me kuch dhyan hi nahi raha…jab hosh aaya ko khud ko ganga mousi ke bunglow ke samne paya.

Raj (hairan)—ohh shit…ye to haweli ki jagah main ganga mousi ke ghar pahuch gaya…! Khair chalo, jab aa hi gaya hu to raat yahi gujaar leta hu..

Lekin phir mujhe sadhana (real sheetal didi) ki kahi huyi kadwi baate yaad aa gayi jo unhone
jungle se vapis aate samay raste me mujhe kahi thi to mera dil bahut dukhi ho gaya aur mere kadam ruk gaye…magar phir kuch soch kar maine darwaje par lagi bell baja di.

Chaar paanch baar bell bajane ke baad Darwaja maya ne khola..mujhe dekh kar pahle to vah chounk gayi lekin phir uske chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.

Maya (hairan)—sahab ji, aap…?

Raj—tumse vada jo kiya tha to aana hi pada maya..kaisi ho…?

Maya (sir jhuka ke)—theek hu sahab ji..

Raj—lekin mujhe lagta hai ki Mere aane se tum khush nahi ho..?

Maya—nahi to sahab ji main khush kyo nahi houngi bhala…?...aaiye na..main badi mem saab ko bulati hu...

Raj—apni badi mem sahab ko baad me bulana pahle muh to meetha kar do..ki sukhe sukhe hi andar bula rahi ho.. ?

Maya—ji main, mithayi to ghar me nahi hai saab ji…main badi mem saab ko bol deti hu, vo manga dengi..

Raj—maya, main uss mithayi ki baat nahi kar raha hu..

Maya—to phir…aur koun si mithayi hoti hai..?

Raj (hoth me ungli rakh ke)—mujhe ye mithayi chahiye..bolo khila rahi ho ye mithayi…?

Maya (sir jhuka ke)—(no response)

Raj—tumhara mann nahi hai to jane do..main faltu hi tumse milne yaha chala aaya…achcha main chalta hu..

Maya—mat jao saab ji..

Raj—tum kuch bolti to ho nahi..to kya karunga ruk kar…?

Maya (dhire se)—main kya bolu sahab ji…?

Raj—to phir jaldi se muh meetha kar do…

Maya—(chupchap)

Raj—dekha, phir tumne jawab nahi kiya…

Maya (dhire se)—maine aapko mana kaha kiya hai saab ji..

Raj (chipka kar)—to phir jaldi se chummi de de warna kahi sadhana ne dekh liya to hum dono ki gaand tod degi..

Maya—lekin choti mem saab to...

Maine uske itna kahte hi uski baat poori hone se pahle usko pakad kar apne paas khich ke chipka liya aur uske naram hotho ko chumne laga...maya ankhe band kar ke amarbel ki tarah mujhse lipat gayi..phir ganga mousi ki awaz sun kar vo mujhse alag ho kar bhitar bhag gayi.

Tab tak ganga mousi bhi vaha aa gayi…mujhe dekh kar unke chehre par khushi ki jhalak saaf taur par dekhi ja sakti thi magar ye khushi ki jhalak kshanik hi thi kyon ki agle hi pal sadhana ka khyal aate hi unka chehra murjha gaya.

Main ganga mousi ke sath unke room me aa gaya aur baate karne laga..unhone mujhe sadhana ke baare me bataya.. jise sun kar main bhi chounk gaya.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—didi, ghar ke andar hi andar se kaise gayab ho sakti hai achanak…? Ye mamla aur dgp sir ne jo case mujhe diya hai, ye dono kahi na kahi aapas me conneted lag rahe hain…kuch to gadbad hai..mujhe mamle ki tah tak jana hoga…hairani ki baat to ye hai ki ye sabhi ghatnaye issi area se sambandhit hain..ho sakta hai ki iss bunglow me hi koi clue chhupa hua ho…?

Thodi der me maya coffee le aayi to main apni soch se bahar nikal aaya…coffee peene ke baad main ganga mousi ko pelne ki soch hi raha tha ki tab tak amit mousa aa gaye aur mujhe mousi ko chodne ka plan cancle karna pada….raat me sabne sath me dinner kiya aur uske baad apne apne room me sone chale gaye.

Maine mousi ko chodne ka ishara kiya to unhone dhire se kaha ki amit mousa ke sone ke baad vo mere room me aayengi.. aaj maine jaan bujh kar sadhana wala room liya tha sone ke liye kyon ki vaha meri didi rahti thi aur uss kamre se unki yaade judi hain, sath hi main ye dekhna chahta tha ki shayad uss room se mujhe unke gayab hone ka koi surag mil jaye.

Maine sadhana (sheetal) ka poora kamra chhan mara...lekin uss kamre se aisa kuch nahi mila jisse ko unke ghar ke andar hi andar se gayab hone ke baare me kuch pata chal sake..magar vaha unki rakhi cheezo ko dekh kar jarur mera dil bechain ho gaya aur rah rah kar sadhana aur sheetal didi ki yaad satane lagi.

Main vaha rakhi sheetal didi ki tasveer ko utha kar gaur se dekhne laga..meri ankho se iss samay apne aap hi bebsi ke anshu bah chale the..apne aap ko main behad bebas pa raha tha.

Raj (mann me dard)—(nam ankhe) .didi aap kaha chali gayi mujhe akela chhod kar…? Aap dono ke bina main kitna asahay aur bebas ho gaya hu..ekdam adhura hu main dono ke bina..aap dono hi to meri taqat ho…agar dono ko kuch bhi hua to main black star hi kya balki sari duniya ko aag laga dunga..phir chahe mera anzam kitna bhi bura kyo na ho…hey bhagwan, meri sadhana aur meri sheetal didi ki hifazat karna…main janta hu ki main bahut bura admi hu, mere gunaho ke liye to mout ki saza bhi kam hogi lekin mere gunaho ki saza unhe mat do bhagwan, mat do…sheetal didi, aapne mujhe kabhi bataya kyo nahi ki aap hi meri sadhana ho..? aaj main samjha ki kyon mujhe aapko dekhte hi mujhe meri sadhana yaad aa jati thi..? shayad aap jamaane ke reeti riwazo se darti rahi hongi, ya phir mere pyar me hi koi kami rah gayi hogi jo aapne mujhe batana jaruri nahi samjha..

‘’Jaagna Bhi Qabool Hai Teri Yadon Mein Raat Bhar,

Tere Ehsaaso Mein Jo Sukoon Hain Vo Neend Mein Kaha’’​

Raj (mann me)—Jisko maine sadhana samjha, vo meri sheetal didi nikli magar mera dil aaj bhi unhe sheetal didi maanne ko taiyar nahi hai..aapne mujh par jo ilzam lagaye hain kaash ki main aapko haqiqat bata sakta..shayad aap apni jagah sahi hain, phir aap mujhe bhi apne jaisa bana do didi..mujhe maaf kar do aur lout aao mere paas..kaash ki aap bhi samajh pati mujhe jaisa ki meri sadhana mujhe samajhti hai..vo bin kuch bole hi mere dil ka kona kona padh leti hai..kaash aapne mujh par vishwash kiya hota..khair..

‘’Tu Vaisi Hi Hai Jaisa Main Chahta Hu,

Bas,

Mujhe Vaisa Bana De, Jaisa Tu Chahti Hai.’’​

Raj (nam ankhe)—tum dono mere pyar ki itni kathin pariksha mat lo..main janta hu ki aap dono hi mujhe sudharna chahti ho..khas kar ke meri sheetal didi, haan beshak aap meri sadhana ho kintu mera dil aapko ussi sheetal didi hi manta hai jisme mujhe meri sadhana nazar aati hai..kitna badnasib hu main ki jiski ankho me anshu ka ek qatra bardast nahi kar pata tha, aaj vahi mout ki dahleez par khadi hai aur main kuch nahi kar pa raha hu...sabke samne hasta hu, bolta hu lekin sach to yeh hai ki ye dil hamesha gam ke sagar me hi dooba rahta hai..iss dil me har waqt bas aap dono ki hi chinta lagi rahti hai..kitna dard hai iss seene me kisi ko dikha bhi nahi sakta..logo ko bataunga to sab mujh par hasenge..isliye iss dard ko apne andar chhupaye khush rahne aur hasne ka natak karta rahta hu..lekin ab ye dard nahi saha jata didi..aapka ye raj andar hi andar toot-ta ja raha hai..

‘’Itna Bhi Na Taraasho Ki Vahood Hi Na Rahe Hamara,

Har Patthar Ki Kismat Mein Nahi Hota, Sanwar Kar Khuda Ho Jana.’’
​

Main abhi dard aur gum ke sagar me khoya hua hi tha, ankhe barish ke pani ki tarah anshu bahaye ja rahi thi..sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaado me kho kar main ye bhi bhul gaya tha ki ganga mousi aur maya ko maine apne room me bulaya tha . kintu tabhi sadhana (real sheetal) ki tasveer ko dekhte huye achanak mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk gaya. Aur apni ankhe band kar ke phir se apne dimag par jor daal kar kuch yaad karne ki koshish karne laga.

Kafi der tak ankhe band kar ke main kuch yaad karta raha aur Phir jaise hi maine ankhe kholi to mere chehre par hairani aur chinta ke bhav pahle se kahi jyada gahre ho chuke the..

Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

Main abhi kuch aur soch pata par tabhi phir se main chounk gaya...iss bar choukne ki vajah kuch ajibo garib awaz thi jo mere kano me sunayi padi thi.

Awaz kuch phadphadane jaisi thi jo ki darwaje ke paas se hi aayi thi..dono ki yaado ka sapna tootne ke baad main jaise hi yaado ke bhanwar se bahar nikla to phir se mere kano me vahi phadphadane ki awaz aayi tab mujhe ganga mousi aur maya ka khyal aaya.

Raj (mann me)—ohhh shitt..main to inn dono ke chakkar me bhul hi gaya tha ki maine ganga mousi aur maya ko bulaya tha..lekin ab tak dono aayi kyo nahi…? Aur ye awaz kaisi hai... ? ho sakta hai ki mousi ya maya me se koi hogi..

Maine ye soch kar darwaja jaise hi khola to vaise hi hadbada kar piche hat gaya..mere darwaja kholte hi koi tezi se andar phadphadate huye vaha se bhaga..main phir room se bahar nikla aur idhar udhar dekhne laga lekin kuch bhi nazar nahi aaya…jab vaha koi nahi dikha to main sidhiyo se niche utar aaya aur phir charo taraf dekhne laga tabhi meri nazar chhat ki taraf jati huyi sidhiyo par padi to main chounk gaya.

Vaha sidhiyo par ek ullu apni badi badi ankhe nikale huye baitha tha aur meri hi tarah tukur tukur dekh raha tha...use dekh kar mujhe pichli bar ki ghatna yaad aa gayi jab main yaha aaya tha.

Raj—ohhh..to madarchodd tu hai.. ! tu phir se aa gaya.. ? teri maa ko chodu..ruk madarchodd...abhi teri gaand maarta hu. Pichli bar to tu apni gaand bacha ke bhag gaya tha lekin aaj to teri gaand maar kar rahunga..har bar pareshan karne aa jata hai madarchodd...chodne ke time par mera kaam bigadne..ruk bhosdike...aaj to teri gaand phat ke rahegi..

Main uss ullu ko pakadne ke liye sidhiyo ki taraf bhaga lekin mere vaha pahuchte hi vo madarchod ud kar phir se upar ki sidhi par ja baitha...main upar chadha to vah vaha se phadphadate huye ud kar mere room me samne ja pahucha.

Raj (mood kharab)—tu kitna bhi ud le madarchod..lekin aaj teri gaand nahi bachegi..kaha tak ud ud ke bhahega.. teri maa ko chodu..abhi vaha bhi aata hu..

Main vaha se bhagte huye apne room tak pahucha to vah bhosdika phir se vaha se ud gaya aur room ke andar ghus gaya... main daud kar room me ghusa to vo madarchod mujhe vaha kahi nazar hi nahi aaya.

Raj (dimag kharab)—kaha gaya ye madarchod... ? iski maa ko chodu..madarchodd ne naak me dum kar diya hai.. jane kis janam ka badla le raha hai mujhse jo har bar chodne ke time par aa jata hai..jaise ki maine iski maa chodi ho..gaya kaha madarchod... ?

Main ullu ko kamre me har jagah dhoondne laga...lekin jab maine almari ke piche dekha to vo madarchod vaha ghusa dikh gaya...maine use pakadne ki koshish ki to bhosdika ud kar room se bahar bhag gaya..main phir se uske piche dauda.. iss bar phir se vah mujhe chhat ki sidhiyo par baitha dikh gaya.

Raj—thahar madarchodd..

Main vapis usko pakadne ke liye daud pada..bar bar sidhiya chadhne utarne ke karan main bhi thak gaya tha isliye ab uss par gussa aane laga tha bahut jyada..main jaise hi uske paas pahuch kar pakadne ko hua vaise hi madarchod ud kar sidhiyo ke niche bani huyi khali jagah par ghus gaya..uss jagah par thoda bahut kabaad ka samaan rakha hua tha.

Vo madarchod to vaha se ud gaya lekin usko jhapat kar pakadne ke chakkar me main sidhi se fisal gaya aur niche ludhak aaya jisse kandhe par achchi khasi chot bhi aa gayi aur mera dimag aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Raj (gusse me)—ye bahut madarchodd ullu hai ….bhosdike ne lullu bana ke rakh diya ..

Maine gusse me sidhi ke niche jhank kar dekha to vo sala vaha se bhag diya..usko phir se bahgte dekh kar maine vaha sidhiyo ke niche rakha hua ek danda utha kar madarchod ko vahi se phenk kar mara..dande ka kuch hissa use lag hi gaya aur vo udte huye dhadam se niche gira…

Raj (gusse me)—le le madatchodd..aur bhag le…ab kaha jayega bach ke…? Ruk, ab tabiyat se teri gaand maarunga..

Main tezi se langdate daudte huye usko pakadne ko gaya to vah bhosdi ka phir se phadphadaya aur ud kar deewar me lagi exhaust wali jagah par ja kar baith gaya...maine vo danda utha kar phir se marne ko kiya to vo vaha se nikal kar bahar bhag gaya.

Raj (gusse se)—bhag gaya madarchodd...aaj phir sale ki gaand bach gayi....aaaaaahhh, lekin madarchod ne dauda dauda kar meri aisi taisi kar di...ye danda apne paas hi rakh leta hu, ab agar phir se aaya to madarchod ko bhagne ka koi mouka nahi dunga..haaye, mera kandha...sala bahut dard kar raha hai..madarchodd ullu..teri maa ko kutte chode..bhosdike..

Uske vaha se kisi tarah langdate huye room me aaya aur dande ko bistar ke niche chhupa kar rakhne laga ki tabhi meri nazar uss dande ke ek khas hisse par padi to main chounk gaya.

Raj (shocked)—ye lathi yaha kaise... ? ye to vahi danda hai jo golu madari apne paas hamesha rakhta tha…iss dande ko main kaise bhul sakta hu...ye nishan to maine hi uske dande par banaya tha...lekin ye yaha kaise aaya…?

Vastav me uss dande par paint se golakar teen lal nishan bane huye the dono hisso par, jinhe maine hi banaya tha..uss dande ko vaha ganga mousi ke ghar me dekh kar main hairan rah gaya.

Raj (mann me)—golu madari to saalo se gayab hai, phir uska danda yaha kaise... ? iss dande ka yaha milna ye sabit karta hai ki vo yaha jarur aaya tha, lekin phir vo yaha se gaya kaha... ? vo apna ye danda to hamesha sath me rakhta tha, to phir iss bar vo isko apne sath kyo nahi le gaya... ? isko yaha kyo chhod diya... ? kuch na kuch to daal me kala jarur hai..golu madari bhi gayab, naina bhi gayab, sheetal didi bhi gayab aur meri sadhana bhi gayab....iske piche kya raaz hai…? ganga mousi ko jarur pata hoga golu madari aur uske iss dande ke baare me...mujhe unse puchna hoga...


Raj (kuch yaad aate hi)— arrey haan, ek baat to main bhul hi gaya...uss paheli ko solve karne ke liye mujhe issi dande ki to talash thi... ? kahi aisa to nahi ki vo ullu bhi golu madari ka vahi ullu ho... ? aur uska mere paas bar bar aane ka uddeshya hi mujhe iss dande tak pahuchana ho... ? ya phir vo iss dande ki dekh rekh karne ke liye yaha aata ho... ? khair, jo bhi ho, mujhe dekhna hoga ki akhir uss paheli ka iss dande se kya sambandh hai... ? akhir kya raaz chhupa hai iss dande ke bhitar.. ?

Maine mann hi mann iss baare me ganga mousi se baat karne ka faisla kar liya aur uss dande ko bade dhyan se dekhne laga lekin mujhe aisa kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya..vah bhi baki dando jaisa baans ka bana hua ek aam danda hi tha, usme koi khas baat nazar nahi aayi mujhe..jaisa ki sabhi jante hain ki baans andar se khokhla hota hai..to jab bahar se kuch samajh nahi aaya to main uske andar ke khokhle wale hisse ko dekhne laga kintu vaha bhi sirf andhere ke kuch nazar nahi aaya.

Raj—madarchodd..isme kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai..aur lagta hai ki bina bur chode kuch samajh me ayega bhi nahi..iss baans ke dande ki bur (khokhli jagah) me bhi kuch na kuch dalna padega..ho sakta hai ki iske andar hi kuch ho... ? lekin kya dalu.. ? ab itna bada to lund bhi nahi hai ki isme ghused du...

Main abhi uss khokhle baans ke bhitar kuch ghusedne ka upaay soch hi raha tha ki kisi ke sidhiya chadhne ki aahat sun kar maine jaldi se usko almari ke piche chhupa diya aur vapis aa kar bistar me let gaya..thodi hi der me darwaje khula to dekha ki ye ganga mousi thi..aate hi unhone darwaja jaldi se andar se band kar ke mere paas aa gayi.

Ganga—soye nahi abhi tak…?

Raj—kaise so jata... ? jiska lund khada ho, use neend kaise ayegi…?

Ganga—sorry raj, vo amit ke sone ka intazar karte karte main khud hi so gayi thi…abhi kuch khat-pat ki awaz suni to neend khul gayi…bistar se uth kar bathroom me mootne ke baad sidhe tumhare paas aa gayi…kyo naraz ho mujhse..?

Raj (muh bana kar)—naraz ho ke bhi kya kar lunga…? Ye Bur tumhari hai..do ya na do…? Main koun hota hu naraz hone wala…?

Ganga (lipat kar)—aisa mat kaho raj…tum mere sab kuch ho…meri bur par ab sirf tumhara hi adhikar hai..main dene wali koun hoti hu..tumhari cheez hai..jab mann kare le liya karo…tum yakin nahi karoge raj, jab se tumne meri bur li hai tab se aaj tak maine amit ko apne sharir ke sath kuch bhi karne nahi diya…kayi bar usne koshish ki mujhe chodne ki magar maine saaf saaf mana kar diya ki mujhe nahi dena….bhale hi chahe to mujhe talaaq de de..

Raj—main to mazaak kar raha tha..tum to serious ho gayi meri pyari mousi…chalo ab pyar karne do mujhe..

Maine ganga mousi ko apne upar khich liya aur chumte huye dhire dhire poore kapde utar kar unhe nangi kar diya…kuch der tak ek dusre ke ango se khelne ke baad maine unko sidha lita kar dono pair apne kandhe par rakhe aur lund ko mousi ki bur ke chhed par tika diya aur phir do tagde dhakke laga kar poora lund unki bur me ghused ke chodna shuru kar diya. Mousi to pahle se hi chudasi thi isliye apni gaand upar utha utha kar sath dene lagi.

Ganga—aaaaaahhhhhh..rajjjjj…aise hi kas kas ke chodo mujhe….uuufffff….bahut maza aa raha hai….aaahhhh…phad do meri bur….aaj mujhe poori raat chodna raj…khoob chodna mujhe…aaahhhhh….gaand bhi khoob maarna meri….aaahhh jab se tumne mujhe nangi kar ke choda hai tab se bas tumse hi chudwane ka mann karta hai….lagta hai ki har samay tumhare niche nangi padi rahu….aaahhhhhh

Raj—sach kah rahi ho mousi ki mere baad tumne kisi ko apni bur chodne nahi diya…?

Ganga—tumhari kasam raj..sachchi me raj..jiski chahe kasam le lo..maine tumse chudwane ke baad kisi ko apni bur chodne ko nahi di..yaha tak ki tumhare baap ko bhi nahi..

Raj (chounk kar)—mere baap ko..! mere baap ko kaise ajnti ho…?

Ganga mousi chudai ke nashe me vivek ke baare me bol to gayi..lekin baad me use apni galti ka ehsaas hua kintu ab to teer kamaan se nikal chuka tha jiska phir se tarkash me vapish loutna namumkin tha…

Ganga (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..raj..

Raj—dekho mousi, mujhe sab sach sach batao…agar tum sach me mujhe pyar karti ho to..warna koi baat nahi..

Ganga—aisa mat kaho rajj…main sach kahti hu.. tumhare chodne ke baad maine kisi se nahi chudwaya..main tumhe sab batati hu lekin pls mujhe galat mat samajhna..pls

Raj—theek hai…

Ganga—vo raj, tumhare papa jinda hain..

Raj—tumhe kaise malum ki madarchod mera baap jinda hai... ? usne tumhe kab aur kitni bar choda... ? aur kaha choda... ? mujhe sab janna hai..

Ganga—vo asal me hua ye ki..jab sadhana hospital me admit thi tab main laxmi didi se milne gayi thi, vahi par vivek se mulaqat huyi thi..uss samay meri shadi nahi huyi thi...tabhi pahli bar choda tha vivek ne mujhe...vo bhi sadhana ko apni beti ki tarah hi chahta tha isliye use dekhne aata rahta tha..phir jab sadhana yaha aa gayi to vah use dekhne kabhi yaha bhi aata tha..lekin mujhe ye nahi malum tha ki vo tumhare papa hain..usne apna naam mujhe suraj bataya tha..vo to tumhare ghar jane ke baad mujhe uska asli naam aur pahchan pata chali thi...tumse chudne ke baad meri usse pahli bar mulaqat vahi gaon me huyi thi..tab bhi usne mujhe chodne ki koshish ki thi magar maine use mana kar diya...aur nahi chodne diya..

Raj—kya ab vo yaha nahi aata... ?

Ganga—nahi, tab se meri usse mulaqat nahi huyi..maine saaf saaf milne se mana kar diya tha...mera yakin karo raj, tumse chudwane ke baad maine kisi se nahi chudwaya...main sach kahti hu..

Raj (mann me)—pata nahi iss mere madarchod baap ne kis kis ki bur me apna khoonta gaad rakha hai... ? kitna bada chodu tha madarchod..dekho bhosdike ko..sala yaha rajasthan tak chodne chala aaya..

Ganga—main tumhari kasam kha kar kahti hu raj ki apni akhiri saans tak tumhare alawa kisi ko chodne ko nahi dungi. Apne pati ko bhi nahi..

Raj—achcha mousi, tum kisi golu madari ko janti ho…?

Ganga—aaaahhhhh...golu madarii...nahi to... ? kyo, koun hai ye.... ? aaahhhh..thoda aur jor se chuchi dabao rajj.. khoob kas kas ke chuchi dabate huye chodo..aaahhhhh..aise dabate raho..chodte raho mujhe...aaahahhh

Raj—golu tamasha dikhane wala ek madari hai...agar uska pata chal jaye to shayad hame sadhana ka bhi uske jariye pata chal sakta hai...

Ganga—pata nahi, main to aise kisi admi ko nahi janti...aaaaaahhhh..main jhadne wali hu rajjj...khoob jor se chodo..aahhh

Maine chodne ki speed badha di aur ganga mousi ki dono chuchiyo ko kas kas ke masalte huye unhe chodne laga...karib ek ghante tak chali iss chudayi ke baad maine apna pani unki bur me hi chhod diya..mousi tab tak 4-5 bar pani chhod chuki thi...jhadne ke baad vo shithil ho kar pasar gayi.

Kuch der sustane ke baad maine unke upar se uth kar almari ke piche se vo baans ka danda nikal liya aur phir se mousi ke upar chadh kar unhe chumne laga chuchi dabate huye..thodi hi der me vo phir se garam ho gayi to iss bar maine unhe kutiya bana kar lund ko unki gaand me thoons diya aur kas kas ke hachakne laga.

Ganga—aaaahhh...rajjj...aise hi khoob maro meri gaand...aaahhhhhh

Raj—achcha mousi, yaha mujhe ye danda mila hai..kis ka hai ye.... ?

Ganga (chounk kar)—arrey, ye danda yaha kaise aaya... ? ye to sidhiyo ke niche rakha hua tha...koun laya use yaha... ? jarur maya ka kaam hoga..kal batati hu use..jabki maine usko ye danda chhune se mana kiya tha..

Raj—uss bechari ko kuch bolne ki koi jarurat nahi hai mousi...ye danda main hi yaha le kar aaya hu..

Ganga (hairan)—tumm.. ! lekin kyo... ? dande ki kya jarurat pad gayi…?

Raj—vo sab chhodo aur jo puchha hai vo batao mousi…?

Ganga—ye danda to fakkad baba ka hai….

Raj—fakkad baba..! koun fakkad baba…? Mujhe detail me batao sab kuch..

Phir ganga mousi ne mujhe fakkad baba aur iss bunglow se judi vahi kahani batayi jo usne sadhana urf sheetal ko batayi thi..poori kahani sun kar main shocked rah gaya.

Ganga—beech beech me vo kabhi kabhi yaha aate rahte the hamara haal chaal puchne ke liye…lekin ek bar vo jab yaha aa kar thahre the to bina kisi ko bataye hi yaha se chale gaye..aur apna ye danda bhi yahi bhul gaye…to maine unka danda sambhal kar rakh diya ..ye soch kar ki jab vo aayenge tab unhe de dungi.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye to badi khatarnak kahani hai…ho na ho uss kaale kamre me hi kuch hai..to golu madari yaha fakkad baba ban ke aaya tha lekin kyo…? Uss kamre me aisa kya hai jo usne kisi ko bhi vaha jane se mana kar diya aur tabiz latka gaya darwaje ke handle par…? Akhir kya hai uss kaale kamre ka raaz…? Mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga.. aur iske liye mujhe uss kaale kamre me ghus kar chhanbeen karni hogi..vaha se hi koi surag pata chal sakta hai.. magar ek baat aur hairan karne wali hai ki golu madari apna danda yaha kyo chhod kar gaya aur gaya bhi to kaha gaya…? Iske piche koi bahut badi vajah lag rahi hai…mujhe sach ka pata lagana hoga aur vo sach bina kaale kamre me ghuse nahi pata chal sakta.

Uske baad main aur bhi kuch puchna chahta tha magar tabhi meri nazar nazar ki taraf chali gayi jaha mujhe kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi..shayad darwaje ke key hole se koi hamari chudai ka live show dekh raha tha..lekin maine jab kuch der tak darwaje par se apni ankhe nahi hatayi to vah parchhayi achanak hi gayab ho gayi aur mujhe kisi ke jaldi jaldi sidhiya utarne ki aahat sunayi de gayi…kuch soch kar agle hi pal mere chehre par mushkurahat tair gayi.

Ganga mousi ki jam kar gaand ka tabla bajane ke baad maine ek bar phir se unki bur ka kachumar banaya… itne me hi mousi ki haalat kharab ho chuki thi…to maine unko chhod diya…kapde pahan kar vo langdate huye kisi tarah se apne room me chali gayi.

Ganga mousi ke jane ke baad maine uss dande ko uthaya aur phir se uske andar khokhli jagah ka jayza lene ke liye jugad sochne laga…tabhi mujhe chhat me kapde phailane ke liye lagi huyi taar ka dhyan aaya to main room se bahar nikal kar chhat se vo taar khol kar le aaya aur use lakdi ke hole me ghusedne laga.

Magar baans ki lathi me jaha jaha beech me gaanth rahti hai vaha ki jahaj khokhli bahut kam hoti hai..maine bahut koshish ki lekin taar lakdi ke andar ek kinare se dusre kinare tak beech me gaanth hone ke karan nahi ja paya..tab maine uss lathi ko ek bar phir gaur se dekhne laga..ek jagah par mujhe chota sa chhed dikha to maine vaha se taar ghused kar dekhne laga.

Badi mushkil se kafi der tak koshish karne ke baad jab chhed thoda bada ho gaya to taar me koi cheez phans kar bahar aane lagi…uska thoda sa hissa bahar aate hi maine pakad kar khich liya…ye ek chota sa kapda tha jisme ganthaan lagi huyi thi..maine usko khola to usme se kagaz ka ek tukda nikla.

Jisme ki bar bar taar ghusedne ke karan chhed ho gaya tha..maine kagaz ke uss tukde ko khol kar dekha to apna sir pakad liya…jisme koi shabd likha hua tha lekin beech me taar ke karan hole ho gaya tha kagaz me bhi aur vo akshar kagaz phatne ke karan gayab ho chuka tha.

“CH *** IYA”

Raj (mann me)—ab madarchodd..ye kya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu…beech ka akshar hi phat gaya hai…ab iska kya matlab hoga…? Pardada bhosdike..teri maa ka bhosda..

Udhar dusri taraf haweli se nikalne ke baad abhay gusse me office pahuch kar poore staff ki maa bahan karne laga… vo mera gussa unke upar utar raha tha..tabhi uske mobile me unknown number se kisi ka call aane laga.

Abhay (gusse me)—hello..

“Star,,,Black Star” dusri taraf se garajti huyi awaz aayi.

Black star ka naam sunte hi abhay ka gussa ekdam se thanda pad gaya..balki iske vipreet chehre par tanaav aur khauf ke badal umad aaye aur maathe se pasina tapakne laga..usne turant sabhi staff walo ko apne cabin se bahar bhej kar door lock kar diya.

Abhay (darte huye)—yyy..yes sirr..

Black star—jo kahta hu, use dhyan se suno..

Abhay (ghabrate huye)—yes sirr..

Black star—main tumse ek sauda karna chahta hu..

Abhay (tension)—kaisa sauda…?

Black star—betichod..jitna bolta hu..utna sun…Jo mujhe chahiye vo tumhare paas hai aur jo tujhe chahiye vo mere paas hai…mujhe raj chahiye jo tere paas hai jabki tujhe sadhana chahiye jo mere paas hai…jise chodne ke liye tum barso se tadap rahe the…tum mujhe raj do, badle me main tumhe sadhana dunga..jee bhar ke sadhana ke khubsurat badan se dono baap bete mil kar apni pyas bujhana.

Abhay (tension)—lekin sir..vo court case…

Black star—to beti chod..kal court ke faisle ke baad usko mere hawale kar dena…aur main sadhana ko tumhare hawale kar dunga..

Abhay (tension)—(jhuth)..lekin sir, uski to yaad dast ja chuki hai..vo aapke kisi kaam ka nahi hai abhi..

Black star (jor se)—beti chod..mujhe pahada padhane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe..samjha na…warna tu achchi tarah janta hai ki main kya kar sakta hu…kal tak mera kaam ho jana chahiye..samajh gaya.warna teri dono betiyo ko city ke beech road par nangi kar ke 100 logo se chudwaunga..

Abhay (tension)—sir, lekin agar usne aana kani ki to…?

Black star—agar tu sadhana ko chodne ka apna sapna poora karna chahta hai to tujhe ye karna hi hoga…(jhuth)..agar tune ye kaam kar diya to main tujhe sadhana ke sath sath wasiyat bhi de dunga jiske baare me mujhe pata chal chuka hai ki vah kaha hai….warna..to tum jante hi ho…ki main kya kar sakta hu…

Abhay (pasina pochte huye)—yes sirr…main poori koshish karunga…

Black star—chal phone rakh beti chod…koshish karunga nahi balki ye kaam hona hi chahiye samajh gaya..haan, aur ek baat sun…mujhe vo tere dada ji ke kamre me jo tiles lagi hain, vaisi hi tiles mangwani hai apne liye..isliye aaj mere kuch admi teri haweli par ayenge, vo tiles nikalne ke liye…chinta mat kar, main vo tiles ek company ko dikhane ke baad tere paas vapis bhijwa dunga..

Abhay—theek hai sirr..

Uske baad black star ne call cut kar diya…abhay ke mathe par chinta ki lakire ubhar aayi jabki black star mann hi mann apne plan ki kamyabi par khush hone laga.

Black star (mann me)—hahaha…ise kahte hain, ek teer se six shikar…pahla, sheetal aur sadhana ki jodi toot jayegi, jo ki mere liye khatarnak sabit ho rahi thi….dusra, sadhana ke sath jabardasti hote dekh kar raj kisi bhi kimat par abhay ko jinda nahi chhodega, iss tarah se mera ek aur dushman raj ke hatho mara jayega….teesra, wasiyat hasil karne me mere raste me koi kaanta nahi rahega….choutha, ab sheetal ko mujhse koi nahi bacha payega, use main apni biwi banaunga… paanchva, raj aur sadhana to bimari me hi tadap kar mar jayenge, aur agar nahi bhi mare to raj ab sadhana ki itni kharab tabiyat dekh kar mere aage ghutne tek dega aur phir use yaha kaale kamre me aana hi padega mere paas…sixth, mujhe anguthi mil jayegi, phir mujhe raj ki bhi koi jarurat nahi rahegi, jiski vajah se main use jaan se ab tak nahi maar raha tha…hahahahaha

Jaha black star ye soch kar khush ho raha tha vahi abhay tension me doob gaya tha..

Abhay (tension)—ye madarchod, black star..aaj itna meharban kaise ho gaya mujh par…? Jarur kuch lafda hai…? Agar maine raj ko uske hawale kar diya to mera wasiyat paane ka sapna adhura rah jayega..vo mujhe sadhana ka lalach de kar wasiyat hadapna chahta hai..lekin main sadhana ko bhi to nahi bhul sakta, usko chodne ka bhi to mera khwab hai.. jab se usko dekha hai tab se kisi ko chodne me mann hi nahi lagta hai, har samay sadhana ka hi chehra ankho ke aage ghumta rahta hai….use to main chod ke hi rahunga…ab agar mujhe wasiyat aur sadhana dono apne khwab poore karne hain to mujhe kuch bhi kar ke aaj hi raj se wasiyat ka raaz ugalwana hoga…phir chahe mujhe apni ek beti to kya dono betiyo ko bhi usse chudwana hi kyo na pade..

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND

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Jaha black star ye soch kar khush ho raha tha vahi abhay tension me doob gaya tha..


Abhay (tension)—ye madarchod, black star..aaj itna meharban kaise ho gaya mujh par…? Jarur kuch lafda hai…? Agar maine raj ko uske hawale kar diya to mera wasiyat paane ka sapna adhura rah jayega..vo mujhe sadhana ka lalach de kar wasiyat hadapna chahta hai..lekin main sadhana ko bhi to nahi bhul sakta, usko chodne ka bhi to mera khwab hai.. jab se usko dekha hai tab se kisi ko chodne me mann hi nahi lagta hai, har samay sadhana ka hi chehra ankho ke aage ghumta rahta hai….use to main chod ke hi rahunga…ab agar mujhe wasiyat aur sadhana dono apne khwab poore karne hain to mujhe kuch bhi kar ke aaj hi raj se wasiyat ka raaz ugalwana hoga…phir chahe mujhe apni ek beti to kya dono betiyo ko bhi usse chudwana hi kyo na pade..

Ab aage…..

Black star ne pahli bar anguthi hasil karne ke liye apni black army ko bahar nikala..uski black army ke sabhi log har tarah ka hathiyar chalane, judo-karate, hacking, black belt etc. lagbhag sabhi cheezo me expert the..vo iss bar koi risk nahi lena chahta tha aur jaldi se jaldi anguthi hasil kar ke wasiyat tak pahuchna chahta tha..isliye usne abhay se baat karne ke turant baad hi apni army ke karib 20 logo ko abhay ki haweli bhej diya.

Halanki abhay ko bhi black star jaise naami admi ka uske ghar ki tiles maangne ki baat hazam nahi huyi thi, use isme daal me kuch kala lag raha tha isliye vah bhi fauran hi ghar pahuch gaya, ye soch kar ki black star ke admiyo ke aane se pahle hi vah khud unn tiles ko deewar se nikalwa dega aur iss baat ki chhanbeen karega ki black star ko uske hi haweli me lagi tiles me itni dilchaspi kyo hai jabki vo aisi tiles kahi se bhi kharid sakta tha…?

Abhay ghar pahuch kar rekha ke kamre ki tiles nikalne ka kaam abhi khud hi shuru kiya hi tha ki tab tak black army vaha pahuch gayi aur unhone abhay ko room se bahar bhej kar tiles nikalne me lag gaye…dus log bahar pahra dene lage jabki dus log tiles ke kaam me lag gaye.

Kuch hi der me unhone sabhi tiles ko deewar se nikal kar alag kar diya..aur unhe apni gadi me rakh kar vaha se chale gaye.. unka main yaha aane ka uddeshya poora ho chuka tha, vo anguthi unhe mil gayi thi jiske liye vo aaye the, tiles to sirf ek bahana tha...halanki ghar ke baki member tiles nikale jane se behad hairan the kintu abhay ne unhe shant rahne ko kaha.

Anguthi hath me aate hi black star khushi se jhum utha jaise ki usne anguthi nahi balki wasiyat ko hi hasil kar liya ho..vah apni iss kamyabi par bahut khush tha...

Black star (mann me)—hahaha...mera plan kamyab ho gaya..ab iske jariye main wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga...ab raj ki mujhe koi jarurat nahi hai..ab main apne sabhi dushmano ko khatam kar dunga..sabse pahle sadhana ko abhay ke hawale kar dunga aur phir dusri taraf raj ko bata bhi dunga ki abhay kya kar raha hai sadhana ke sath, jisse raj mere ek bade dushman abhay ko khatam kar dega aur abhay usko...hahahaha

Black star khush hote huye anguthi me lage heere ko nikalne laga..kafi koshish karne ke baad jab heera anguthi se alag hua to usme kagaz ka ek chota tukda nazar aaya..usne jaldi se use khola aur padhne laga.

"Baap Bada Na Bhaiya, Hai Sabse Bada Chodaiya.....Gaand Hilana Chhod De, Warna Chud Jayegi Teri Maiya."

Iss paheli ke niche likha hua tha ..’Paheli ke arth ko samjho aur wasiyat tak pahucho...paheli samajh me aayi to theek warna hint piche likha hai..’

Black star ka to mood hi kharab ho gaya paheli padh kar..usne jaldi se uss kagaz ko palta kar piche likhe huye shabdo ko padhne laga..use padh kar to uska dimag hi jhanjhana gaya..kyon ki piche likha hua tha..."Teri Maa Ka Bhosda"

Black star (baukhla kar)—betichod..ye kaisa mazaak hai... ? bhala aisi bhi koi paheli hoti hai... ? aisi chutiya paheli ka bhi koi arth hota hai ... ? sala poore kiye karaye ki aisi taisi ho gayi..lagta hai ki madarchod ka poora khandan hi harami tha.. ab iss paheli ka arth kaha se pata karu... ? aisi utpatang paheli ka matlab samajhna mere bas ke bahar hai..kya karu…?

Usne bahut der tak uss paheli ke baare me soch vichar kiya lekin kisi thos natize par nahi pahucha aur na hi uske samajh me kuch aaya..paheli ke baare me sochte sochte uska sir dard karne laga tha.

Black star (kuch soch kar)—beti chod..meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai…wasiyat ke itne karib pahuch kar main use apne hath se aise hi jane nahi de sakta....wasiyat ke chakkar me maine apne hazaro admi marwaye hain..main wasiyat hasil kar ke rahunga..lekin kaise... ? haan, ek idea hai...vo sala chudakkad saand hi shayad aisi paheli ko samajh sakta hai.. vahi aise gande gande shabd bolta hai, uski samajh me jarur aayegi ye paheli ...mujhe ab kaise bhi kar ke uss saand ko yaha aane ke liye majbur karna hoga...yahi theek rahega..ab main aisi chaal chalunga ki vo saand mere paas yaha aane ke liye vivash ho jayega...

Vahi dusri taraf sab ladkiyo ko bachane ke baad chodu gang unhe unke ghar sahi salamat chhod aayi..halanki unme se kayiyo ki bur ko chodu gang ne jam kar choda..khas kar ke Iron man, MNSHKMR, sorbobhuk aur prem pujari ne to unki bur ko chod chod kar bum bhosda hi bana diya tha jabki firefox bechara apni kismat par ro raha tha kyon ki priyanka ne uska jeena haram kar rakha tha jabki iss ghatna ke baad se anamika ke mann me kafi hadh tak amtul ke prati ravaiya badal gaya tha...siraj aur shashi ke beech pyar aur vishwash ka rishta pahle se jyada gahra ho chuka tha.

Richa ke dil me bhi ab apne bhai jitu ke liye pyar panapne laga tha...use ab jitu ka sath achcha lagta tha..TV par jab bhi koi hero heroine ka pyar bhara scene chal raha hota to vah unki jagah par khud ko aur jitu ko imagine karne lagti thi..

Kuch sath bitane ke baad sabhi ekattha ho kar rajasthan ke liye chal pade kyon ki vo sabhi court case ke dauran raj se milna bhi chahte the aur kisi akasmik khatre se nipatne ke liye bhi satark the aur dusri vajah ye bhi thi ki aage ki roop rekha samajhane ke liye unka raj se milna jaruri bhi tha..halanki prem unse ek do din pahle hi rajasthan aa gaya tha kyon ki use case se sambandhit sabhi baato par gaur karna tha.

Main bhi ganga mousi ko chodne ke baad ab iss nayi paheli ke baare me sochte sochte so gaya..subah jab darwaje par kisi ne knock kiya tab ja kar neend khuli..maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi thi..

Maya (sir jhukaye)—saab, coffee pi lijiye..

Raj—maya, tum raat me aayi kyo nahi... ? bahut intazar kiya tumhara..

Maya (dhire se)—vo..neend lag gayi thi saab..

Raj—chal jaldi se aa ja..muh mitha kar de mera...

Maya kuch kahti ki usse pahle hi maine khich kar usko apne bahupash me jakad liya aur uski dono chuchiya thaam kar hotho ka ras pine laga...pahle to hadbadate huye usne apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish ki lekin pekin phir ankhe band kar ke aatmasamarpan kar diya.

Maya ke doodh bade bade aur ekdam thos the jinhe dabane ka apna ek alag hi maza tha..mere hatho ka dabav jaise hi uski chuchiyo par thoda sakht hua, usne chihunk kar apne hatho ka ghera meri peeth ke ird gird daal diya aur chumban me sahyog dene lagi...jab tak saanse bhari nahi ho gayi tab tak hum ek dusre ke hotho ka ras pite rahe.

Maya—saab, ab mujhe jane do..mujhe nasta banana hai..warna badi mem saab chillayengi..

Raj—aise kaise jane du maya..raat se pyasa hu, kya ab bhi meri pyas nahi bujhaogi... ?

Maya—lekin saab..badi mem saab...

Raj (beech me)—tum badi mem saab ki chinta mat karo..vo aaj bistar se nahi uthne wali..karan to tumhe pata hi hoga na..?

Maya (dhire se)—mujhe kya pata saab..

Raj—kyo, raat ko chhup ke darwaje se koun jhank raha tha... ?

Maya (sakpaka kar)—kkk...kounnn... ?

Apni chori pakde jane se maya sakpaka gayi kyon ki raat me darwaje ke key hole se jhaank kar meri aur ganga mousi ki chudai ka live show dekhne wali maya hi thi.

Raj (kaan me)—(doodh dabate huye)...kyo,raat me tumne apni mem saab ko nahi dekha ki vo kya kar rahi thi mere paas... ?

Maya—aaaaahhhh...saab, dhire dabao...jor se dabate ho to dard hota hai...aaaahhhh

Raj—kya karu maya..teri chuchiya hain hi badi mast...lagta hai ki inhe masal dalu..

Maya—aaaahhhh...masal hi to rahe ho saab...uuuffff...dhire.saab...aaaahhhhh...

Raj (jor se doodh daba kar)—bata na maya..tum kyo jhank rahi thi raat me... ?

Maya—aaaahhhh…aapne hi to mujhe bulaya tha…raat me mem saab se mann nahi bhara aapka jo subah hote hi mujhe masalne lag gaye…aaahhh….?

Raj—tumhe chodne ke liye hi to yaha aaya hu maya..ab der mat kar chal jaldi se nangi ho ja..

Maya—abhi nasta banana hai saab…saab ko office chale jane do, phir aap kar lena..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—abhi mousa ji ko taiyar hone me time lagega tab tak to main tujhe do baar chod lunga…mujhe mat rok maya.. bahut mann hai tujhe nangi kar ke chodne ka..

Maine uth kar jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur maya ke kapde utarne laga..vo khud bhi chudasi thi isliye jyada na nukur nahi ki…agle hi pal vo mere samne poori nangi thi..maya ka jism behad gadraya hua tha..abhi tak to achhuti kuwari kali thi..aur mujhe kuwari kaliyo ki masalne me jo maza aata tha vo kisi ki chodi huyi chudi chudai aurto me bilkul bhi nahi aata tha…phir chahe vo kitni bhi sundar hi kyo na ho…haan, ye baat alag hai ki mouka milne par unki bur me bhi lund pelne se chukta nahi tha.

Maine maya ki dono chuchiyo ko berahmi se masalte huye uske hotho ko chusne laga..kuch der hotho ka ras pine ke baad maine uski chuchiyo ko bari bari se chusna aur dabana shuru kar diya aur tab tak unhe kas kas ke masalta raha jab tak ki vo lal nahi pad gayi.

Maya—aaaahhhh…aur kitna dabayenge saab ji mere doodh…? Ab kuch karo na jaldi se…aaahhh

Raj—kyo tumhe doodh dabwana achcha nahi lag raha... ?

Maya—aaaahhhh...achcha to bahut lag raha hai saab ji...bas mann karta hai ki aap aise hi dabate raho mere doodh..lekin abhi mujhe nasta bhi banana hai..isliye baki ka kaam bhi jaldi se poora kar lo..phir baad me jitna mann kare daba lena mere doodh..aaahhhhh

Maine bhi mouke ki nazakat ko samajhte huye der karna uchit nahi samjha aur uski baat maan kar uski dono jaangho ke beech aa gaya aur uski jhaanto se bhari bur ki dono phaanke phaila kar ( jo ki aapas me ekdam chipki huyi thi) apna muh uski bur me laga diya aur chusne laga..aisa karte hi maya sukh aur anand se tadap uthi..uske liye ye pahla anubhav tha.

Maya—aaahhhh...saab ji...aaahhhh...vo gandi jagah hai saab ji....aaahhhhhh....bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai lekin achcha bhi lag raha hai...aaahhhhhh....chus lo saab ji..hamari bur ko chus lo....aaaaahhhhh....aapne pahle kyo nahi kiya kuch hamari bur ke sath ye sab....aaaahhhhhh

Bur chuswate huye hi maya jhad gayi...lekin main uski bur ko chusta raha..kuch hi samay me vo phir se chudasi ho kar mera sir apni bur me dabane lagi..ye dekh maine uske dono pair hawa me upar utha kar vipreet disha me phaila diya aur lund ko bur ke chhed me tika kar ek taqatwar dhakka lagaya..lund maya ki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerte huye teen inch andar ghus gaya...maya jor se cheekh padi,,maine jaldi se uska muh daba diya aur jaldi jaldi teen char tagde dhakke laga kar poora lund uski bur me thoons diya.

Maya apni bur par huye iss tagde prahaar se bin pani ki machhli ki tarah chhat patate huye behosh ho gayi...uski ankho se anshuo ki ladi lag gayi..maine uske chehre par pani daal kar hosh me laya..hosh me aate hi vo rone lagi aur meri pakad se chhutne ke liye hath pair patakne lagi...poori bedsheet uski bur ke khoon se rang gayi thi.

Maya (rote huye)—aaaahahhh...chhod do saab ji...bahut dard ho raha hai...meri bur phat gayi hai..main marr jaungi saab ji.. chhod do...aaahhhh

Raj—bas maya..chinta mat kar..ab dard nahi hoga...aur bur to hoti hi phatne ke liye hai...bas meri jaan..ab sirf maza ayega..

Maine uski chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabate chuste huye uski bur me lund pelna shuru kar diya..pahle to maya dard se bilakhti rahi lekin jab kuch der baad use maza aane laga to khud hi gaand upar utha utha kar lund apni bur me khane lagi.

Maya—aaaahhh..saab ji...ab achcha lag raha hai...maine ro ro kar aapko bahut pareshan kiya hai na to ab aap bhi meri bur ko chod chod kar phad do aur apna badla le lo saab ji...aise hi chodo khoob jor se..aaaaaahhhh ....phad dalo meri bur...mujhe pata hota ki bur chudwane me itna maza aata hai to main kab ki aapko apni bur de deti....ab aap roz lena saab meri bur..

Raj—haan maya..tumhe main ab khoob chodunga...mast bur hai teri to..

Maya—aaahhhh…haan saab ji roz chodna mujhe ab….aaaahhhh..bahut maza aa raha hai saab ji..aise hi doodh daba daba kar nangi kar ke roz chodna meri bur ko saab ji….aaaahhhhh

Itna chodne me hi maya ek bar jhad gayi to maine use kutiya bana kar piche se uski bur me lund ghused diya aur dono doodh pakad kar hachak hachak kar chodne laga…maya ke chutad bhi khoob phoole huye the..beech beech me main uske chutad me bhi thappad maarta ja raha tha aur chodta ja raha tha…poora kamra thapp,,thapp,,chukur,,chukur ke madhur sangeet se goonj raha tha.

Lagbhag ek ghante tak maya ko jam kar chodne ke baad main uski bur me hi jhadne laga..vo bhi ab tak chaar paanch bar pani chhod chuki thi…hum dono guttham guttha ho kar ek dusre se chipke huye kafi der tak pade rahe…maya bathroom jane ke liye jaise hi uthi vaise hi dard ke karan dhadam se bistar par gir gayi..ye dekh kar main usko gond me utha kar bathroom le gaya aur uski bur ko saaf kiarne ke baad vapis bistar me la kar lita diya.

Maya (tension)—saab ji, ab main ghar ka kaam kaise karungi..? mujhse to chala bhi nahi ja raha hai…dard ho raha hai vaha par..

Raj—kuch nahi hoga..ye dard thodi der me kam ho jayega..ye lo ye dard ki goli kha lo..

Maya—lekin jab mujhe aise langda kar chalte dekh kar badi mem saab puchengi to kya kahungi... ?

Raj—bol dena ki safayi karte samay tum fisal kar gir gayi thi to chot lag gayi hai..bas..

Maine usko pain killer khila kar kapde pahanne me madad ki aur phir sahara de kar kitchen tak pahucha diya..usne badi mushkil se nasta banaya..abhi bhi usse chalte nahi ban raha tha…ganga mousi aur amit mousa ne pucha bhi to usne vahi bataya jo maine kaha tha.

Naha dho kar ready hone ke baad maine sab ke sath nasta kiya aur phir unse yaha dubara aane ka promise kar ke izazat le kar vaha se nikal gaya kyon ki aaj court me hazir hona tha..raat me tanu didi ka bhi call aaya tha to maine unhe sab bata diya tha ki main sidha court me hi milunga…ganga mousi bhi mere sath aana chahti thi lekin maine hi unhe mana kar diya.

Court pahuchte hi main sabse pahle prem ke paas gaya jaha chodu gang pahle se hi moujud thi…main unn sab ko vaha dekh kar khush ho gaya…

Raj—arrey wow..! tum sab ko yaha dekh dil khush ho gaya..

Siraj—lekin tumhe dekh kar hame khushi nahi ho rahi hai..prem, koun hai ye…?

Raj—abe, ye kya bol raha hai..? main raj hu..raj..tumhara dost..

Amtul—koun sa dost..? hum nahi jante tumhe..

Raj—abe, tum sab ko kya ho gaya hai..? main raj hu..raj..mujhe itna jaldi bhul gaye…?

Firefox—theek to kah rahe hain sab..agar tum hame apna dost samajhte to itna kuch ho gaya to kya hame batate nahi…? Hum sab bewqoofo ki tarah apne dost ko dhoondne ke liye yaha se vaha bhukhe pyase pareshan junglo ki khak chhante phirte rahe lekin tumne ek baar bhi batana jaruri nahi samjha ki kya hua hai…?

Iron man—aur to aur tum jinda ho ye bhi nahi bataya..sheetal didi ki tabiyat itni kharab hai, ye tak nahi bataya..aur phir bhi khud ko hamara dost kahte ho..? hum sirf uss raj ko jante hain jo dosti ke liye apni jaan ki bhi parwah nahi karta tha aur na hi koi baat chhupata tha..

Raj—tum sab ka gussa hona jayaz hai lekin maine aisa kyo kiya pahle vo bhi to jaan lo iske baad jo chahe faisla karna..

Sorbobhuk—hame kuch nahi sunna..

Raj—theek hai..tum sab jeete, main hara..ok, bolo kya saza deni hai..main bhugatne ko taiyar hu..

Jitu—saza to hum bhgat rahe hain..uss madarchod black star ne jeena haram kar rakha hai…sale ne phir se sab ladkiyo ko kidnap karwa liya tha..yaha tak ki shraddha bhabhi, anamika, richa, shashi ko bhi..

MNSHKMR—vo to bhala ho uss unknown madadgar ka jisne samay rahte massage bhej kar hamari help kar di warna to hum unhe kabhi bacha nahi paate..

Prem—pahle usko bhi to kuch bol lene do yaar..

Iron man—theek hai bolo..aisa kya ho gaya tha ki tumne hame kuch batana jaruri nahi samjha…?

Raj—jaisa ki tumhe pata hi hoga ki jab main sadhana ko le kar rajasthan aa raha tha tab raste me sadhana ne mujhe sheetal didi ki bimari ke baare me bataya..tab ye sun kar to mere pairo tale jamin hi khisak gayi thi..uss samay mujhe itna gahra sadma laga tha main kuch bolne ki halat me nahi rah gaya tha..unki bimari ki vajah main hu..ye baat mujhe sabse jyada taklif de rahi thi aur aaj bhi de rahi hai..ussi chakkar me mera accident ho gaya…jab hosh aaya to khud ko abhay ki haweli me paya kintu uss samay meri yaad dast ja chuki thi..dusra mera phone bhi vahi accident wali jagah par hi gir gaya tha jisse ki kisi ka contact number malum ho pata ya main sampark kar pata…

Uske baad jo kuch hua maine sab vistar se unhe bata diya jis tarah meri yaad dast vapis aayi (tanu didi aur kalyani chachi se sex wali ghatna chhod kar)…sun kar sabhi hairan the.

Raj—ab tumhi batao ki main kaise tum sab ko sampark karta... ? halanki tum sab ki khabar mujhe hamesha rahti thi jab se yaad dast vapis aayi thi.

Amtul—chalo ye baat maan li lekin yaad dast aane ke baad to hame contact kar sakte the na…?

Raj—main aisa kar to sakta tha lekin aisa karne se tum sab ki baisakhi ke sahare chalne ki aadat kabhi nahi jati aur main tum sab ki kabiliyat ko sabke samne lana chahta tha.

Firefox—ohh to ye baat thi..

Jitu—lagta hai ki ab abhay ki gaand todne ka time aa gaya hai…?

Iron man—main aaj hi uss madarchod ki gaand me bomb laga kar uda deta hu..

Raj—uski gaand to main bhi kabhi bhi tod sakta hu lekin sheetal didi ne use khatam karne ki kasam khayi hai aur mujhe usko jaan se na maarne ki apni kasam di hai, isliye majbur hu..warna aaj yaha court me aane ki naubat hi nahi aati..khair prem bhai, kya situation hai case ki…? Tumhare maathe par tension dikh rahi hai..?

Prem—raj, meri tension ki vajah hai aaj ka tumhara case..

Siraj—kyo…?

Prem—yaar jante ho ki iss case ka judge koun hai…?

Raj—usse kya fark padta hai…?

Prem—fark padta hai raj..bahut fark padta hai…tumhara case ussi judge ke samne hai jiske ladke ko tumne radha ke sath badatmizi karne ke jurm me peeta tha..vo to pahle se hi tumse badla lene ki firaq me tha, dusra vo abhay ka dost bhi hai..

Sorbobhuk—tab to ye bade hi tension ki baat hai..

Raj—judge ki maa ka bhosda..agar usne jyada bad bad ki to use vahi adalat ke bhitar hi kootunga..

Prem—phir to tum case jeet chuke aise me..aisa karne ki sochna bhi mat..

Raj—to tum kya chahte ho…?

Prem—bas jaisa main kahta hu vaisa hi karna…baki main sambhal lunga…halanki case jeetna mushkil hai uss judge ke rahte..phir bhi dekhte hain..

Uske baad aaj ke case se jude kayi maslo par hamari baate discuss huyi…hamne poore case ko har sire se samajhne ki koshish ki aur uske solution par vichar kiya.

Raj—theek hai bhai, jaisa tum kaho…aur sunao dosto, unn ladkiyo ko to sahi salamat unke ghar pahucha diya na…?

Sorbobhuk—haan, sab ko pahucha diya..

Iron man—shraddha bhabhi tumhe bahut puch rahi thi..maine kah diya ki tum ek case ke silsile me bahar gaye ho..

Raj—theek kiya..

Jitu—lekin ab tak ye pata nahi chala ki hamari madad karne wala vo koun tha jisne hamare mobile par massage kar ke unn ladkiyo ke baare me information di thi…? Agar usne help nahi ki hoti to aaj richa…..

Amtul—haan yaar…agar usne time par massage na kiya hota to hum ladkiyo tak kabhi nahi pahuch pate, ulta uss jungle me hi bhatakte rahte..pata nahi koun tha vo madad karne wala…?

Siraj—haan yaar…shashi ko kuch ho jata to meri to duniya basne se pahle hi ujad jati…main apni hi nazro me gir jata..

Jitu—kaash ki ek bar vo mujhe mil jaye to main uska shukriya ada kar du..

Sabhi abhi uss unknown madadgar ke baare me baat karte huye uska ehsaan bayan kar hi rahe the aur usko shukriya tak na kah pane ka afsos jata hi rahe the ki tabhi kisi ki awaz ne unhe chounka diya.

“To ab shukriya ada kar do, roka kisne hai…?”

Awaz sunte hi sab piche palat gaye, aur charo taraf dekhne lage…tabhi unke samne ek admi aa kar khada ho gaya…sir ke lambe baal aur lambi dadhi ke baal poore pake huye bilkul safed the…

Sab hairani se usko dekhte rahe...unhe apni taraf aise hairani se ghurte dekh kar vo admi mushkurate huye apne sir me pahni wings aur dadhi jaise hi nikali vaise hi use dekh kar sab buri tarah se uchhal pade.


“Tummmmmm..!” sab shocked ho kar ek sath chilla pade..

Sooperb update bro.

 

[Lucky-the-racer]

Mast hai anand bhai

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE- 281
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Awaz sunte hi sab piche palat gaye, aur charo taraf dekhne lage…tabhi unke samne ek admi aa kar khada ho gaya…sir ke lambe baal aur lambi dadhi ke baal poore pake huye bilkul safed the…

Sab hairani se usko dekhte rahe...unhe apni taraf aise hairani se ghurte dekh kar vo admi mushkurate huye apne sir me pahni wings aur dadhi jaise hi nikali vaise hi use dekh kar sab buri tarah se uchhal pade.

“Tummmmmm..!” sab shocked ho kar ek sath chilla pade..

Ab aage…..

“Raghuhalkal tummmmm…‼” sabhi shocked ho kar ek swar me chilla uthe.

Ji haan, chodu gang ko unke mobiles par ladkiyo ko kidnap karke rakhne wali jagah ke baare me information dene wala vo unkonown shakhs raghuhalkal hi tha jise apne samne achanak jinda dekh kar sabhi achambhit the.

Amtul (hairan)—lekin tum to mar gaye the na…?

Raghuhalkal—kisne kaha…?

Siraj—kaha to kisi ne kahi lekin tumhara itne din kuch pata nahi chala to hame laga ki….

Raghuhalkal—to tum logo ne mujhe mara hua samajh liya…? Ek bar bhi meri khabar tak leni jaruri nahi samjhi…?

Iron—nahi yaar, hamne hospital phone kiya tha to vaha ke doctor ne bataya ki raghu mar chuka hai, isliye phir dubara tumhare baare me pata nahi kiya..

Jitu—lekin tum to bata sakte the..tumne koun sa phone kiya hame…?

Amtul—aur tum the kaha itne din tak..?

Siraj—hame to chhodo, tumne raj tak ko nahi bataya apne jinda hone ke baare me, kyo…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ko pata tha ki main jinda hu..

Sab (ankhe phad ke)—kyaaa..pata tha…?

Raghuhalkal—haan, usne hi to mujhe chupchap secret mission par bhej diya tha..mere ghar walo tak ko mere baare me pata nahi hai ki main jinda hu..

Raghuhalkal ki baat sun kar sab gusse se mujhe ghurne lage..jaise ki maine koi bahut bada apradh kar diya ho..maine bhi unse ab sach batana hi theek samjha.

Jitu—aur kya kya chhupa kar rakha hai tumne hum sabse…?

Amtul—kahi aisa to nahi ki sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ko bhi tumne hi kahi gayab kar diya ho aur hum sab unko le kar pareshan hain... ?

Firefox—tabhi to inke chehre par koi tension nahi hai unke gayab hone par..warna jo shakhs sheetal didi ki ankh me andhu ki ek boond nahi dekh pata tha vo unki aisi halat ke baare me jaan kar bhi khamosh kaise rah sakta hai... ?

Sheetal didi (meri sadhana) ka jikra aate hi meri ankho me nami utar aayi..dil me dard ka gubbar sa uthne laga..sab bari bari se apni apni bhadas nikalte rahe lekin unki baate to jaise mere kano ke darwaje tak pahuchni hi band ho chuki thi kyon ki mere dil me meri sadhana, meri sheetal didi ki yaado ne kabza kar liya tha..jab sab ko meri halat ka andaza hua to vah bhi bhavuk ho gaye.

Sorbobhuk—arrey raj, kya hua... ? sorry bhai, hum gusse me shayad kuch jyada hi bol gaye..sorry yaar..

Iron man—haan yaar, hum to bas mazak kar rahe the..tumne to seriously le liya..

Prem—abhi court me sunwayi ka time hai..aur sabne raj ko udas kar diya..hum sab tumhare sath hain yaar..sheetal didi aur sadhana bhabhi ko hum sab mil kar pataal se bhi dhoond nikalenge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—sorry kahne ki jarurat nahi hai bhai…bhala dosto ki baat ka kaisa bura manna..bas mujhe didi ki yaad aa gayi …unke baare me sochte hi ye ankhe na jane kyon bagawat par utar aati hain…jane kaise hongi vo..? kis haal me hongi…? Itna lachaar aur bebas maine apne aap ko kabhi nahi paya jitna aaj mahsoos kar raha hu..unhe main 24 ghanto me bhulta hi kab hu, har samay vo mere dilo dimag par chhayi rahti hain..haan, ye baat alag hai ki sab ko dikhane ke liye hasta mushkurata rahta hu baki to mera dil hi janta hai..

Sab—chinta mat karo yaar..hum sab unhe dhoondne ke liye jaan ki bazi laga denge..lekin dono ko kuch hone nahi denge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—vo dono black star ke kabze me hain..

Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa..?

Raj—haan, yahi sach hai..

Sorbobhuk—tab to hame unhe bahut dhoondna padega..

Raj—uss madarchod ko maine 12 din ka time diya..terahve din uski arthi uthegi..jisme 4 din ho gaye ab uske paas sirf 8 din bache hain..

Iron man—yaar tumhe usko time dene ki kya jarurat thi…? Sidhe ussi din uski gaand maar dena chahiye tha..

Raj—mere aisa na karne ke teen karan hain…(1) black star koun hai, ye koi nahi janta..aur bina jane usko kaise maar sakta hu…? Pahle ye to pata hona chahiye ki akhir black star hai koun…? Vo kaha rahta hai…? Usne sheetal didi aur sadhana ko chhupaya kaha par hai…? Inn sabki jankari ke bina hum uska kuch nahi bigad sakte. (2) inn sabhi sawalo ka ek hi jawab hai, kisi tarah se black star ko uske bill se bahar nikalna..aur bahar nikalne ki chabi hai wasiyat..uska maqsad wasiyat hasil karna hai jiske baare me ki koi nahi janta ki vah kaha hai aur usme aisa kya hai jiske liye sabhi pagal hain..? aur wasiyat dhoondne ke liye mujhe chahiye tha samay, isliye maine use 12 din ka altimatum diya kyon ki main ye achchi tarah se janta hu ki vo jab tak wasiyat nahi hasil kar leta tab tak sheetal didi ya sadhana me se kisi ko bhi jaan se nahi maarega aur na hi unke sath kuch galat harkat karega, vo janta hai ki agar usne aisa kiya to phir mujhse wasiyat kabhi hasil nahi kar payega…(3) maine apne kuch chahne walo aur apni sadhana, sheetal didi se kuch vaade kiye the, jinhe mujhe poora karna hai, black star se sidhi takkar lene se pahle..mujhe inn sabhi kamo ko poora karne ke liye samay chahiye tha…kyon ki black star se sidhe sidhe takrana jitna asaan hum samajh rahe hain, vastav me utna hai nahi..

Amtul—hamne pahle bhi to use sabak sikhaya hai..kya kar liya usne hamara…?

Raj—tab uska uddeshya hame maarna nahi tha balki apne dushmano ko marwana tha..lekin ab hum direct uske maqsad ke beech me aayenge to jahir hai ki vo hame jaan se maarne ki koshish karega..ab hamara samna road chhap gundo se nahi balki uski powerful black army se hoga…jinke dum par poori duniya me usne dahshat phaila rakhi hai…dhyan rahe ki ab tak hamara samna ek baar bhi black army se nahi hua hai…aur shayad isliye hum sab abhi tak jinda hain…magar unse samna hone ke baad pata nahi koun jinda bachega aur koun nahi…? Kuch kaha nahi ja sakta..

Siraj—ohhh..to baat kaha tak pahuchi…?

Raj—isliye hi to maine raghuhalkal ko secret mission par bheja tha..main nahi chahta tha ki jaise black star ko hamari har baat pata chal jati hai vaise hi mere secret mission ka bhi use pata chale..kyon ki kabhi na kabhi juban par taghuhalkal ka naam aa hi jata ..yahi vajah hai ki maine uske baare me kisi ko nahi bataya ..

Iron man—lekin mission kya tha…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ne mujhe black star ke baare me pata lagane ka mission diya tha..aur issi mission ke tahat main apna bhesh badal kar uski gundo ki team me shamil ho gaya..yahi vajah thi ki jab unn ladkiyo ko kidnap kiya gaya to mujhe unko kidnap kar ke rakhe jane ki jagah ke baare me sab pata tha..main apni pahchan vaha open kar nahi sakta tha isliye tum sab ko massage kar diya chupchap.

Jitu—koun hai black star…?

Raghuhalkal—ye to uski black army bhi nahi janti ki black star koun hai…? Uska sirf phone hi aata hai..vo bhi har bar alag number se..ya phir har bar koi alag admi uska sandesh le kar hum tak pahuchta hai..pata nahi kaha rahta hai madarchod..? aaj meri duty yaha court ki karyavahi me nazar rakhne ki lagayi hai madarchod ne.

Prem—tab to wasiyat ka jaldi milna behad jaruri hai…? Kuch pata chala wasiyat ka…?

Raj—abhi gol gol hi ghum raha hu..lekin jaldi hi wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga..ya shayad uske behad karib pahuch bhi chuka hu..lekin iss paheliyo ne dimag ki maa chod rakhi hai..ek paheli ko hal karta hu to dusri mil jati hai..yahi chal raha hai.. pata nahi kab inn paheliyo ka silsila khatam hoga..?

Amtul—vaise abhi koun si paheli baki hai…? Shayad hamara dimag kaam kar jaye... ?

Maine unko kagaz me likhe huye shabd ke baare me bataya jo ki beech me phata hua tha...vo sab usko dekh kar apna apna dimag lagane lage.

Amtul—chal re lomdi pahle tu bata..

Firefox—mere khyal se to iska matlab Chuchiya hoga..

Amtul—tujhe to har jagah bas chuchiya hi nazar aati hain..lagta hai ki priyanka aur ankita ko bulana padega..

Firefox—arrey tin tin bhaiya kis manhoos ka naam le liya…vo yaha aa gayi to bhari adalat me hi mujhe nanga kar ke meri gaand lal kar dengi dono mil ke..sala uss din ki pitayi ka aaj tak dard nahi gaya hai gaand se..aur tum phir se pitwane par tule ho..?

Prem—chalo iss par baad me baat karenge, abhi adalat ki karyavahi ka time ho gaya hai..judge bhi aane wala hoga..

Raghuhalkal—tum sab chalo..main alag ho kar chalta hu jisse ki black star ko kuch bhanak na lage ki main tumhara hi sathi hu..

Raj—ok

Hum sab vaha se chal kar court haal me jane ke liye nikal gaye…court me ghuste hi meri mulaqat thakurain se ho gayi.. mujhe dekhte hi vo mere paas aa gayi..vo kuch kahti ki tabhi rashmi didi, maa ke sath pratap chacha aur jyoti bhi vahi aa gayi…maa ne mujhe jinda dekhte hi aa kar hi mere gale se lag gayi.

Maine samjha bujha kar sab ko shant kiya aur unke sath andar aa gaya aur khali jagah dekh kar unke sath baith gaya..jaha abhay, suraj , rekha aur uske awara dosto bhi baithe huye the..mujhe dekhte hi unhone nafrat bhari nigaho se mujhe dekha aur phir muh ghuma liya..thodi hi der me judge bhi aa kar apni kursi par baith gaya.

Judge—adalat ki karyavahi shuru ki jaye..

Dono paksho ke vakil ne apna apna vakalatnama judge ko pesh kiya..meri taraf se mere case ki pairvi prem bhai kar rahe the…unke papers dekhne ke baad judge ne karyavahi shuru karne ka farman jari kiya.

Abhay’s vakil—judge sahab, ye admi jo katghare me khada hai…jo apne aapko sp avinash rathod kahta hai aur sath me raj bhi..?..yaha tak ki iska ek naam aur bhi hai raghu...ab aap hi sochiye judge sahab ki ek admi teen maa ka beta kaise ho sakta hai…? Jabki haqiqat ye hai judge saahab ki ye admi ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai jisne hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar pahle to sp avinash rathod ban kar sarkar ko dhokha diya aur ab raj ban kar uski daulat hadapna chahta hai.. jabki sachchayi to ye hai ki ye shakhs na to avinash rathod hai aur na hi raj..balki ye dono ka hum shakal raghu hai jisne pahle avinash rathod ko khatam kar ke apne raste se hata diya aur phir raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar khud raj ban baitha.

Prem—objection me lord, mere kabil vakil ek jimmedar police officer par itna sangeen ilzam laga rahe hain jo ki poori tarah se bebuniyad aur mann gadhant hai…vakil sahab shayad ye bhul rahe hain ki vo uss officer par aarop laga rahe hain jisne apni jaan par khel kar kitni hi ladkiyo ki izzat bachayi..kitne hi mujrimo se aatank se logo ko bhay mukt kiya..

Abhay’s vakil—my lord, vakil sahab ne apne muvakkil ki jaha itni tarife ki vahi shayad ye batana bhul gaye ki ye vahi shakhs hai my lord, jisne ab tak na jane kitni hi ladkiyo aur aurto ki izzat loot kar unhe kahi muh dikhane layak nahi chhoda..ye shakhs apne inhi kukarmo ke karan saand ke naam se mashahoor hai..jiska pesha hi balatkar karna ho vo shakhs bhala kya kisi ki izzat bachayega…? Aaye din maar peet aur gunda gardi karna hi iska pesha hai…jawan ladkiyo ko dekhte hi unn par toot padna hi jiska kaam hai, uss admi ki tarif me itne bade bade shabd shobha nahi dete..inki jis bahaduri ki vakil sahab tarif kar rahe hain, kya vo adalat ko ye batane ka kasht karenge ki inhone jitne bhi mujrimo ko pakda unme se kya kabhi koi ek bhi mujrim adalat ke katghare me aaya…? Kya kisi ke khilaf koi FIR darz huyi…? Ye sab hota bhi kaise your owner, vastav me isne jin jin logo ko mara hai vo sabhi bahut sharif aur shahar ke jimmedar nagrik the..unn sabne ise hafta dene se mana kar diya to uska badla isne unki jaan le kar liya…aise sangeen apradhi ko khula chhodna na to samaj ke hit me hai aur na hi desh ke..

Prem—your owner, hamare vakil sahab case ko main mudde se bhatka kar adalat ko gumrah karne ki koshish kar rahe hain…kabhi ye kahte hain ki ye raj nahi hai, kabhi kahte hain ki ye avinash rathod nahi hai..kabhi kahte hain ki ye qatil hain..aur ab to inhone had hi kar di..ye kah kar ki ye balatkari bhi hain..bina kisi thos sabut ke kisi sharif insaan par aise ghatiya aarop lagane ka inhe koi adhikar nahi hai..

Abhay’s vakil—main bhatka nahi raha hu me lord balki iss shakhs ka asli chehra adalat ke samne lana chahta hu…

Prem—objection me lord,main vakil sahab se puchna chahta hu ki agar unki baat sahi hai to kya adalat ko ye batane ka kast karenge ki agar mr. raj ne kisi ka rape kiya hai to usne police complain kyo nahi ki…? Aur yaha to kayi logo ke sath rape ki baat ho rahi hai…kya ye mumkin hai ki ek shakhs itni ladkiyo ke sath jabardasti kare aur vo police complain na kare…? Agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai to vah adalat ke samne rakhe..aur vaise bhi ye case balatkar ka nahi balki katghare me khada ye shakhs raj hai ya nahi hai..iss baat ka faisla karne ke liye dayar kiya gaya hai..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, logo me isne itni dahshat phaila rakhi hai ki koi bhi sharif ladki police complain karne se ghabrati hai..akhir kis ke paas shikayat le kar jaye vo sab jab ek police wala hi unki izzat loot le to…kanoon todna iski adat hai..

Prem—me lord, adalat apna faisla jazbato aur bhavnao se nahi balki sabuto ki roshni me karti hai..agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai jo mere client ko rapist sabit karta hai to vah adalat ke samne pesh kiya jaye warna bevajah adalat ka samay barbad karne ki bajaye asli mudde par bahas ho to jyada behtar hoga..

Abhay’s vakil—iss shakhs ki gunda gardi ka isse bada sabut aur kya hoga ki khud judge sahab ke bete ko din dahade bina kisi vajah ke isne buri tarah se peeta aur phir sidha jail me band kar diya..itna hi nahi adalat ne jab judge sahab ke bete ki jamanat ke paper bheje to isne unhe phad kar phenk diya lekin jail se riha nahi kiya..ye kanoon ki touheen nahi to aur kya hai…? Munni bai ko isne beech chourahe par bomb se uda diya..kanoon ko to ye apne hath ka khilona samajhta hai..phir aisa admi jab kisi ladki ki izzat loot lega to vah FIR darz karwa ke apni aur apni family ki jaan khatre me kyo dalegi…?

Prem—vakil sahab, adalat sabut mangti hai..aur vo aapke paas hai nahi..bina kisi sabut ke mere client par kichad uchhalne ke jurm me main aap par maan hani ka case bhi daayar kar sakta hu..

Abhay’s vakil—bilkul kariyega agar meri baat galat nikle to..your owner, main iss case par roshni dalne ke apne muvakkil mr. abhay jo ki desh ke jane maane business man aur samaj sevi bhi hain, unko witness box me bulane ki izazat chahta hu..

Judge—permission granted..

Abhay’s vakil—(abhay ke aate hi)..haan, to abhay ji..aap samne katghare me khade huye shakhs ko jante hain..?

Abhay—ji, bahut achchi tarah se..

Abhay’s Vakil—kaise aur kya rishta hai aapka inse…?

Abhay—ji, isse mera koi rishta nahi hai..mera rishta to raj se tha..raj mera bhatija tha..

Abhay’s vakil—ohh, I see…phir aapne ye kaise jana ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai…?

Abhay—asal me jis din raj ko goli lagi thi, uss din main vaha ke CM thakur shamsher singh ji se milne gaya hua tha..unse milne ke baad main vapis lout hi raha tha ki tabhi maine raj ko bus stand par khada dekha tha..uss samay main kuch jaldi me tha isliye jyada dhyan nahi diya aur aage nikal gaya…lekin kuch door gaya hi tha ki tabhi maine car ki side glass me isko kisi shakhs par goli chalate huye dekha..ye dekh kar main turant vapis louta ise aisa karne se rokne ke liye magar tab tak der ho chuki thi…kuch admi kisi ko apne kandho par taange kahi liye ja rahe the aur mere vaha pahuchne tak ye vaha se gayab ho chuka tha..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, isse ye saaf jahir hota hai ki raj ka khoon iss bahurupiye ne hi kiya hai..atah adalat se meri gujarish hai ki isko saza e maut di jaye..

Prem—objection me lord, mere sathi vakil, hawa me hi teer chala rahe hain..main mr. abhay se kuch sawal puchna chahunga..

Judge—izazat hai..

Prem—haan to mr. abhay…kya aap adalat ko batayenge ki vaha aapne kya dekha…?

Abhay—main bata to chuka hu..

Prem—vo kya hai na ki mujhe kuch sunayi nahi diya..kripya dubara batane ka kast karenge…?

Abhay ne dubara vahi sab bata diya jo usne pahle bataya tha apne vakil ko..

Prem—hmmm..achcha abhay ji, ye bataiye ki kya chaddi pahni hai aapne…? Agar pahni hai to koun si pahni hai…? Naade wali ya bina naade wali…? Aur agar nahi pahni hai to kyo nahi pahni hai…?

Abhay—what non-sense..ye kya behuda sawal hai…?

Prem—behuda hai ya nahi, ye dekhna adalat ka kaam hai..aap bas jawab dijiye..

Abhay—nahi pahni..

Prem—kya kaha..? thoda jor se boliye..sunayi nahi diya..

Abhay—(thoda tez)..ji nahi pahni hai..

Prem—suna sabne..? abhi abhi abhay ji ne kaha ki inhone chaddi nahi pahni hai….hota hai, hota hai..bade bade logo ke sath me aisi choti choti baate hoti rahti hain..anyway kya aap batayenge ki aapne chaddi kyo nahi pahni…?

Abhay—vo..aaj thodi jaldi me tha..

Prem—iska matlab ki paidaishi nange ho..

Abhay’s vakil—objection me lord…vakil sahab mere client se aise behuda sawal kar ke adalat ka samay barbad kar rahe hain..akhir mere muvakkil ke chaddi pahanne ya na pahanne ki baat kar ke vakil sahab kya sabit karna chahte hain..?

Judge—objection sustained…aapko hidayat di jati hai ki iss case se samabndh rakhne wale hi swal kiye jaye..aisi anargal baate kar ke adalat ka samay barbad na kare..aainda dhyan rahe..

Prem—I know your owner..main case par hi roshni daal raha hu… mere sawal ka iss case se gahra talluk hai..abhi kuch der pahle jis shakhs thakur sahab ka jikra inhone kiya to main adalat ko ye yaad dila du ki thakur sahab ko chori, dakaiti, kidnapping, bomb blasting, khoon, balatkar, smuggling aur black star jaise under world king ka sathi hone ki baat lagbhag sabit ho chuki thi…aur ye unhi se milne gaye the..point noted me lord ki kya asie admi ki baat ka bharosa kiya ja sakta hai jis admi ka sambandh aise gunahgaro aur desh drohiyo se raha ho vo kitna sharif aur izzatdar hoga…?

Abhay’s vakil—aap mere client par aarop laga rahe hain..

Prem—laga hi nahi raha hu balki bahut jald sabuto ke sath sabit bhi karunga..

Judge—aapko last warning di jati hai ki kewal iss case se jude sawal jawab hi kiye jaye..

Prem—theek hai your owner…haan to abhay ji, aapne abhi kaha ki aapne iss shakhs ko kisi admi par goli chalate dekha.. lekin aapne ye nahi bataya ki jis par goli chalayi gayi, vo admi koun tha…? Kya aapne raj par iss shakhs ko goli chalate huye dekha tha…?

Abhay—ji nahi..main to aage nikal gaya tha, jab ye hadsa hua..

Prem—jab aapne isko raj par goli chalate dekha hi nahi to phir aapne ye kaise jana ki raj mar chuka hai…? Aur uska khoon isne hi kiya hai…?

Abhay—mujhe to uss samay pata hi nahi tha ki raj mar chuka hai..vo to ek din kisi ne mere paas ye CD bheji..tab mujhe asliyat ka pata chala..main chhanbeen karwayi to tab malum hua ki ye uska hum shakal raghu hai jo raj ki property hathiyana chahta hai raj ban kar..

Prem—kisne bheji thi cd…?

Abhay—vo main nahi janta..

Prem—aur vo CD kaha hai…?

Abhay’s vakil—me lord, vo CD mere paas hai..ab main vo sabut pesh karne ja raha hu, jise dekhne ke baad ye sabit ho jayega ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal hai jisne raj aur avinash rathod ka qatl karne ke baad unke hum shakal hone ka fayda uthane wala raghu hai..aur vo sabut hai ye CD..jise dekhne ke baad ye bhi sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai.

Abhay ke vakil ne vahi cd judge ko pakda di jo use black star ne di thi..judge ke kahne par uss CD ko play karne ke intazam kiya gaya..use dekhte hi judge aur abhay ke chehre par khushi jhalak rahi thi.

Prem—mr. abhay, aapne ye kaise jana ki marne wala shakhs raj hi hai…? Ho sakta hai ki marne wala vo shakhs raghu ho aur jo samne khada hai vahi asli raj ho…? Aur isme to goli kisne chalayi, uska chehra to dikh hi nahi raha hai…? Phir aapne kaise kaha ki goli isne hi chalayi hai..? kya sabut hai aapki baat ka…?

Abhay—sabut hai..your owner..sabut hai..asal me uss CD ko dekhne ke baad bhi mere mann me kahi na kahi ye vichar aata tha jo abhi abhi vakil sahab ne pucha..abhi kuch din pahle hi ye admi mujhe behoshi ki halat me road par jakhmi mila tha, tab maine isko yahi soch kar apni haweli le gaya ki shayad marne wala raghu raha ho, kyon ki ye to apne aap ko raj hi bata raha tha uss ghatna ke baad bhi..apni haweli le ja kar maine iska ilaz karwaya lekin pata hai isne meri bhalayi ka kya sila diya…?

Prem—kya kiya isne…?

Abhay—judge sahab,..isne meri beti rekha ki izzat lootne ki koshish ki…rekha chacheri hi sahi lekin hai to raj ki bahan hi. Aur koi bhai apni hi bahan ki izzat lootne ki kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta, your owner…agar ye raj hota to apni badi bahan ke sath aisi neech harkat kabhi nahi karta…tab mujhe poora vishwash ho gaya ki ye raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal uska khooni hai..

Thakurain (gusse me chillate huye)—tere jaisa kutta, neech aur harami admi sharif kab se ban gaha…? apni aukat me rah kar baat kar kamine…warna tera kriya karm abhi yahi kar dungi..

Judge—aap koun hain aur iss tarah bhari adalat me dhamki dene ka anzam janti hain…?

Thakurain (dahadte huye)—“Jungle Ki Sherni Ko Kisi Ko Apni Pahchan Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Padti..Uski Dahaad Hi Uski Pahchan Hoti Hai. “

Tabhi judge ke paas me khade admi ne judge ke kaan me thakurain ke baare me bataya, jise sun kar vo bhi sakpaka gaya.. thakurain kafi door door tak famous thi.

Judge—aap pls baith jaiye…aur adalat ke kaam me vyavdhan mat daliye..

Thakurain (gusse me)—theek hai main baith jati hu..lekin iss harami ko samjha dena ki agar isne kuch bhi ulta sidha bola to raam naam satya hai, yahi kar dungi..

Prem—main aapki beti rekha ko yaha katghare me bulana chahunga..

Judge—rekha ko hazir kiya jaye..

Rekha apni jagah se uth kar katghare me aa khadi huyi..

Prem—aapka naam…?

Rekha—rekha

Prem—abhi abhi aapke pita ji ne aapke bhai raj par jo aarop lagaya kya vo sahi hai…?

Rekha (chilla kar)—use mera bhai mat kaho…vo mere chote bhai raj ka qatil hai..isne do baar meri izzat lootni chahi.. vo to meri kismat achchi thi jo main kisi tarah bach gayi warna kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahti..kya koi bhai apni bahan ki izzat loot sakta hai…? Lekin isne aisa karne ki koshish ki….ye raj nahi hai..mera bhai raj nahi hai ye..

Prem—mere sathi vakil ko kuch puchna ho to puch sakte hain..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner..ye case sheeshe ki tarah saaf ho chuka hai ki katghare me samne khada ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal raghu hai..isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai..

Malti (chillate huye)—ye jhuth haiii….yahi raj hai…ye sab iss kamine abhay ki sazish hai..

Judge—aap koun hain…?

Malti (nam ankhe)—main raj ki maa hu..

Judge—aap ko jo bhi kahna hai, witness box me aa kar kahiye…

Uske baad maa katghare me aa gayi..abhay ke vakil ne unse geeta ki kasam dilane ke uprant sawal jawab shuru kar diye..

Abhay’s vakil—tum ye yakeen ke sath kaise sakti ho ki katghare me khada ye shakhs tumhara beta raj hi hai…?

Malti—main uski maa hu..maine bachpan se use pala hai…judge sahab, apne bete ko uski maa se jyada aur koun pahchan sakta hai..

Abhay’s vakil—ye teen photo dekho…aur batao ki isme se tumhara beta raj koun sa hai…?

Abhay ke vakil ne maa ko meri teen photo dikhayi..maa teeno ko dhyan se dekhne lagi…lekin vo ye nahi samajh pa rahi thi ki unme se kise chune..?

Abhay’s vakil—kya hua, nahi pahchan pa rahi apne bete ko…? Abhi to bahut bol rahi thi..ab kya hua..batao..? judge sahab tumhare jawab ka intazar kar rahe hain…

Malti—ye teeno to mere bete raj ki hi photo hain..

Abhay’s vakil—ji nahi, ye teeno tasveer teen alag alag admiyo ki hain..ye bas ek sanyog hi hai ki teeno hum shakal hain, ab batao ki inme se tumhara beta koun sa hai…?

Maa ab bahut badi duvidha me phans chuki thi..teeno hi tasveer ek jaisi thi, jinhe dekh kar kisi ek ki unme se pahchan kar pana behad kathin tha…

Malti (dhadakte dil ke sath)—ye..ye hai..

Abhay’s vakil—pakka..?

Malti (ghabrate huye)—ha..haan..

Abhay’s vakil—lekin ye to raghu ki photo hai..jise tum raj kah rahi ho…

Malti—nahi..yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil —ye raj nahi raghu hai.

Malti—nahii..yahi mera beta raj hai...agar vishwash nahi hai to mere raj ki peeth me kamar ke upar 5 til hain..achche se dekh lo...tab to manoge ki yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—tumm jhuth bol rahi ho...ye raj nahi balki raghu haii..

Prem (jor se)—objection me lord..mere sathi vakil apni hadh paar kar rahe hain..

Judge—objection over ruled...

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—me lord, dar asal ye aurat ek number ki jhuthi aur makkar hai..

Itni der se main chupchap uski bakwas sune ja raha tha..lekin jab usko iss tarah jor jor se maa se baat karte dekha to mere dimag ka temperature high ho gaya…haqiqat me maa ne bilkul sahi tasveer chuni thi jisse vo vakil baukhla gaya tha.

Raj (ungli dikhate huye gusse me)—yeee madarchodd vakilll…teri maa ko chodu…meri maa se tamiz se baat karna.. samajh gaya..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—dekha your owner..iski badtamizi..? tumhe pata bhi hai ki tum kaha khade ho aur iske samne kya bol rahe ho…? Vaise main bhi to sunu ki tum kya kar loge mera…? Maroge…?

Raj (gusse me)—“Agar Ye Saand Apni Aukat Pe Aa Gaya Na, To Tera Ye Kala Coat Bhi Tujhe Nahi Bacha Payega…Tu To Meri Jhaant Bhi Nahi Ukhad Sakta, Lekin Bina Kanyadan Kiye Hi Tu Nana Jarur Ban Jayega.”

Abhay’s vakil—dekh liya aapne your owner..ye admi bhari adalat me mujhe kya dhamki de raha hai…?

Judge—CD dekhne ke baad ye baat poori tarah se sabit ho jati hai ki raj mar chuka hai aur ye shakhs uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha raha hai…sath hi mr. abhay aur rekha ke bayano se ye bhi saaf ho jata hai ki isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai, aur raj ban kar ek bhai bahan ke pavitra rishte ko kalankit karne ki koshish ki..iska koi bhi apradh mafi ke kabil nahi hai.

Prem—thahariye your owner, faisla sunane se pahle main aapko kuch dikhana chahta hu..

Judge—ab aap kya dikhana chahte hain…?

Prem—me lord, ye raj ka birth certifacte hai..jisme saaf likha hai ki uski peeth par kamar se upar ek line me 5 til hain. Koi faisla sunane se pahle iss baat ki bhi jaanch kar le..

Judge—theek hai..

Prem—raj, apni shart ko upar kar ke ghum jao..

Prem ke kahne par maine apni shirt utar di aur ghum kar khada ho gaya…sab meri par 5 til dekh kar chounk gaye

Prem—your owner..ab to sabit ho gaya ki yahi asli raj hai aur property ka asli malik bhi..jis par ki mr. abhay kundli maar kar baithe huye hain…vastav me raj ki mout se sabse jyada fayda to inka hi hona tha. To jahir si baat hai ki uss marne wale shakhs ke qatl me inka hath hone ki poori gunjaish hai..

Judge—birth certificate se ye baat sabit hoti hai ki yahi asli raj hai…kintu isse ye sabit nahi hota ki ye qatil nahi hai..aur court ke adesh ki avhelna karne aur dhokha dhadi, maarpeet, gunda gardi aur apni bahan rekha ke sath jabardasti karne ke jurm me adalat raj ko naukri se suspend karne ka adesh sunate huye police ko raj par lage aaropo ki jaanch karne ka hukum deti hai.

Raj—ek minute judge sahab…ek bar ye letter dekh lijiye…

Judge—kya hai isme…?

Raj—khud hi dekh lijiye..

Maine supreme court aur central govt. ka order letter prem ko de diya aur prem ne judge ko..letter padhte hi judge ke maathe par pasina chhalakne laga.

Judge—adalat mr. raj ko sabhi aaropo se bari karti hai..vo apna kaam pahle ki hi tarah jari rakh sakte hain..aur police ko adesh deti hai ki vo marne wale uss shakhs ka pata laga kar adalat me charge sheet dakhil kare.

Judge ke iss tarah apne faisle ko turant badalne se abhay group bhouchakka rah gaya..unhe samajh me hi nahi aaya ki aisa kiya likha tha uss letter me ki jise padhte hi judge bhi ghabra kar apna faisla badalne par vivash ho gaya..

Faisla hote hi chodu gang mere gale aa kar lag gayi….main baki logo se milne ke unki taraf badha hi tha ki tabhi abhay mere paas aa gaya.

Abhay—excuse me raj, mujhe tumse akele me kuch baat karni hai..

Raj (thoda door ja kar)—kaho..

Abhay—haweli chalo..vahi baat karenge itminan se..

Raj—mere paas time nahi hai teri haweli ya tujhse baat karne ke liye..

Abhay—tumne kuch vada kiya tha raj ki wasiyat ke baare me bataoge..

Raj—maine apni shart bhi to batayi thi..

Abhay—mujhe tumhari shart manzur hai…haweli chalo..aaj raat tum rekha ke sath jo karna chaho kar lena..bas mujhe wasiyat ke baare me bata do..

Raj—tumne mere aur meri sheetal didi ke baare me ulta sidha bol kar sharte badha li hain..

Abhay—kya matlab..?

Raj—matlab ye ki ab mujhe rekha didi ke sath sath tanu didi aur kalyani chachi ki bur bhi chahiye aur haan, plus tumhari hone wali bahu aditi ko bhi chodna hai mujhe…bolo manzur hai….?

Abhay (gusse me)—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho..? main teri jaan le lunga sale..

Raj—to wasiyat bhi bhul jao..haweli ja kar mutth maar bhosdike..shart manzur hai to baat kar nahi chal bhag yaha se..

Abhay—theek hai mujhe manzur hai...tum apni kalyani chachi aur apni dono badi bahno ke sath jo mann kare kar lena.. ab mujhe bata do wasiyat ke baare me..

Raj—abhi to maine choda hi nahi hai..pahle rekha didi ki bur uske baad wasiyat ki baat..

Abhay—sach me, tere jaisa kamina insaan aaj tak dharti me paida nahi hua hoga..

Raj—aur kabhi hoga bhi nahi..kyon ki maha purusho ka janam bar bar nahi hota hai..main unme se hi hu..

Abhay—ok, haweli chal, main vada karta hu ki rekha aaj ki raat tere sath soyegi..baki tanu aur apni chachi ko kal kar lena.. aditi ki bhi kuch bhi kar ke tujhe dilwa dunga..ab khush..

Raj—apni beti rekha aur biwi kalyani ko le kar tu khud ayega mere paas aur mujhse unhe chodne ko kahega vo bhi unke samne..aur dono ko mere lund se chudte huye dekhega..

Abhay—wasiyat ke liye main kuch bhi karunga..mujhe teri ye shart bhi manzur hai..

Raj—theek hai..tu chal..main sabse mil kar aata hu..aaj teri beti aur teri biwi ke sath sath teri bahu ki bur ko bum bhosda aur gaand ka gubbara banane..ab ja..muh kala kar yaha se..main pahuch jaunga haweli..

Abhay—theek hai lekin haweli aana bhulna mat..(mann me)..bhosdike..ek bar tu haweli to aa ja, phir kaise bhi kar ke tujhse wasiyat ka raaz ugalwa kar tujhe black star ke hawale kar dunga…tu mere ghar me kisi ko hath tak nahi laga payega lekin main sadhana ki bur jarur phadunga…

Abhay ke vaha se jate hi main maa , thakurain , jyoti aur rashmi didi se bhi mila..vo bhi gale lag kar mili…magar main unhe yaha dekh kar hairan bhi tha.

Raj—achcha, ek baat batao maa ki aap sab yaha kaise pahuch gaye…? Jabki case ke baare me to kisi ko pata hi nahi tha..?

Pratap--Sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Rashmi—court se letter aaya tha tumhare naam jisme sab likha tha..

Malti—bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tum sahi salamat ho..hamari to ro ro kar jaan hi nikal gayi thi..dil me bahut kharab kharab khyal aa rahe the..

Raj—faltu chinta karti ho maa..dekho main bilkul theek hu..

Rashmi—kam se kam phone to kar ke bata sakte the..?

Jyoti—aur nahi to kya…? Ek bar bhi nahi bataya..

Malti—vo to ganimat thi ki thakurain ji ne bataya ki tum jinda ho..

Rashmi—sadhana aur sheetal ka kuch pata chala….?

Raj—hmm..jaldi vo bhi aa jayengi..

Thakurain—ghar chal ke baat karna…

Raj—tum sab chalo..main kal aunga..aaj mujhe abhi dgp sir ki meeting me jana hai..

Malti—nahi, hum bhi tere sath hi jayenge..aaj hotel me ruk jate hain..

Pratap—hotel me kyo…? Yahi rajasthan me hi to sadhana ki mousi ganga ka ghar hai na..vahi chal ke rukte hain..vo sabse badhiya jagah hai..

Malti—hmm..theek hai..raj, tum hame ganga ke ghar tak pahucha do..phir chale jana meeting me..

Raj—nahi maa, vaha koi nahi jayega…aap sab sidha ghar jaoge..main kal ghar me hi milunga..

Rashmi—lekin kyo nahi ja sakte ganga mousi ke ghar…? Vaha kam se kam sadhana aur sheetal ke baare me bhi kuch pata chal sakta hai…?

Raj—nahi matlab nahi..sidha ghar..main nahi chahta ki jo ghatna radha ke sath huyi hai vo phir se ho kisi ke sath..isliye sidhe ghar..

Pratap—tum faltu darr rahe ho beta..radha ko kuch nahi hoga..main to yahi kahunga ki aaj ki raat ganga ke yaha ruk liya jaye..

Raj—nahi chacha..phir kabhi..(mann me)..ganga mousi ka bunglow manhoos hai madarchod..pahle hi vaha se bahut ghatnaye ho chuki hain..kitne hi log vaha se gayab ho chuke hain..yaha tak ki meri sheetal didi aur sadhanabhi vahi se gayab huyi hain..main aur koi risk nahi le sakta..

Thakurain—raj theek kahta hai..

Rashmi—lekin…?

Raj (kaan me)—ghar jao didi..aur haan, kal aate hi mujhe aapki bur aur gaand dono chahiye vo bhi bina maange..

Rashmi (dhire se)—abhi kisi hotel me le ja kar le le..main dene se kab mana kar rahi hu..

Pratap (mann me)—beti chod ne sab plan gadbad kar diya..koi baat nahi, back-up plan bhi hai mere paas...aise nahi to vaise sahi..

Maine samjha kar sab ko ghar ke liye rawana kar diya..sath me chodu gang ko bhi unke piche jane ko kaha jabki prem, firefox, Iron man aur sorbobhuk ko yahi rajasthan me rok liya....main unse abhi baat kar hi raha tha ki..tab tak vaha se nikalte huye judge sahab bhi mujh par nazar padte hi ruk gaye aur meri taraf aa gaye..

Judge—SP sahab..

Raj—ji sir, makhiye..

Judge—kya hum do minute baat kar sakte hain..?

Raj—bilkul..kahiye sir..

Judge—lekin…

Raj—ye sab mere dost hain, aap behichak baat kar sakte hain..

Judge—vo maine apne bete ki jamant ke paper bhijwaye the lekin use kaha rakha gaya hai ye koi nahi janta..siwaye aapke.. aap pls kuch bhi kar ke use riha kar dijiye…

Raj—aapke bete ne meri choti bahan ke sath jo harkat ki hai, uske baad bhi aap judge ho kar aisa kah rahe hain..?

Judge—vo mera eklouta beta hai..pls samajhne ki koshish kijiye..uski maa ne mera jeena haram kar rakha hai..meri do do jawan betiya hain, agar logo ko pata chala ki mera beta jail me hai to meri betiyo ki shadi me dikkat ayegi..

Raj—vaise koun koun hai aapke ghar me…?

Judge—ek bete ke alawa do shadi layak jawan betiya aur hum miya biwi..

Raj (mann me)—do jawan betiya..matlab ki dono khoob chodne layak maal hain..upar se iski biwi ki bur se bhi teen hi bachche nikle hain, iska matlab ki uski bur bhi abhi chodne layak hogi….teen bur ke sath teen gaand ke badle me ek rihayi..sauda koi bura nahi hai..

Judge—aap nahi jante ki court me faisla sunane wala ye judge ghar me apni betiyo aur biwi ke kitne taane sahta hai..usko le kar..pls try to understand..

Raj—hmmm..main samajh sakta hu sir…theek hai..yaha beech road me baat karna theek nahi..aisa karte hain ki aapke ghar aa kar baat karte hain..sath me doodhwali chaay bhi pi lenge..

Judge—jarur aaiye..ye mera card hai..isme address aur phone number likha hai..main aapka wait karunga..

Raj—main to nahi aa paunga sir, lekin ye charo jarur ayenge aapke ghar doodh wali chaay pine..aap tension mat lo..ye sab sambhal lenge….aapka beta jarur riha ho jayega agar inhe doodh wali, chaay pine me pasand aa gayi to..

Judge—thanking you..jarur pasand ayegi..mere ghar me 5 litre doodh daily aata hai..main intazar karunga..

Raj—vaise aap ghar me kis samay milenge…?

Judge—ji, bas shaam ke 5 pm tak ghar me hi rahunga..vo kya hai ki shaam ko mujhe kuch urgent kaam se mumbai jana hai..aap 5 pm ke pahle kabhi bhi aaiye..

Raj—ji sir, ye jarur ayenge..aap tension mat lo..aapka beta riha ho jayega..

Judge—thank you

Uske baad judge khushi khushi sabse hath mila kar vaha se chalta bana..

Sorbobhuk—lekin hame vaha jane ka kyo bola tumne bhai…?

Raj—ab bhi nahi samjhe…?

Sorbobhuk—nahi..

Iron man—arrey yaar…hame vaha bhejne ka matlab hai ki judge ki jo do jawan ladkiya aur uski biwi hai, unki bur aur gaand ka maza lena..unko chodne ke badle me judge ke ladke ki rihayi..simple..

Sorbobhuk—kyaaaaa…ye matlab tha…?

Raj—hmmm…sala madarchodd mujhe fansana chahta tha…ab ulta khud hi phans gaya…aaj ja kar uski dono beti beti aur biwi ki aage, piche, upar, niche..sab jagah chodu gang ki mohar laga do…

Sorbobhuk (khush)—kyaaa..teen teen bur chodne ko milegi aaj…? Bahut maza ayega..

Prem—vo sab to theek hai..lekin yaar, kya tum sach me uske ladke ko riha kar doge..ye jante huye bhi ki usne radha ke sath kya harkat karne ki koshish ki thi…?

Raj (mushkurate huye)—ab vada kiya hai riha karne ka to vada to poora karna hi padega…vo riha hoga jarur lekin iss duniya se, kyon ki.. .. “Main Mujrimo Ko Arrest Warrant Nahi Balki Direct Death Warrant Issue Karta Hu.. Saand Ki Nazar Mein Jo Bhi Mujrim Aa Gaya, Samajh Lo Ki Uski Life Mein Full Stop Lag Gaya.”

Charo—hahahahaha

Raj—achcha theek hai, main chalta hu…kal milunga prem bhai ke office me..

Unse kal milne ka vada kar ke main abhay ki haweli ki taraf chal pada…akela hote hi mera dhyan phir se sheetal didi aur sadhana par kendrit ho gaya..unke upar dhyan jate hi mera hasta hua chehra ekdam se murjha gaya..aur phir mujhe uss kagaz ke phate huye shabd ki yaad aayi to main uske baare me sochne laga..

Raj—mujhe apni didi ko bachana hi hoga aur uske liye wasiyat ko hasil karna padega..lekin wasiyat ke raste me ye nayi phati shabd ki paheli aa gayi hai..kya shabd hona chahiye tha ya ho sakta hai…?

Main uss shabd ke baare me sochte huye ek kagaz par sambhavit akshar likhne laga..

Raj (sochte huye)--“CH***IYA”= Chuchiya, Chutiya, Chuniya, Chandiya, Chuhiya, Chhaliya, Chudiya, Chhamiya,

Sochte huye achanak hi maine jor se brake lagate huye gadi rok di..

Raj (shocked)—Chhamiya....correct..yahi hoga..vo poora shabd..kyon ki baki kisi bhi shabd ka mujhse koi sambandh nahi hai, sirf chhamiya ko chhod kar...Chhamiya hi hona chahiye iss paheli ka answer...iska matlab ki chhamiya uss wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch jarur janti hai..mujhe chhamiya se milna hoga..

Bohat hi zabardast update bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND

UPDATE- 279 (A)​

Raj (gusse me ankhe band)—agar jaldi hath nahi hataya to “Zindagi Bhar Tum Dono Baap Bete Ko Apni Gaand Dhone Ke Liye Apni Apni Jeebh Se Ek Dusre Ki Gaand Chaat Chaat Kar Ke Hi Saaf Karni Padegi.”


Suraj (jor se)—sale, abhi juban chalata hai…madarch*****aaaaaaaaaaa

Abhay (gusse me)--Mujhe dhamki deta hu, bhosdike…? aaj isko batata hu ki ye abhay kya cheez hai..? bahan ch******aaaaaa

Usne itna bola hi tha ki meri ankhe khul gayi jo ugte huye surya ke samaan ekdam gusse se lal ho kar dahak rahi thi…

Ab aage…..

Raj (gusse me jor se)—tadaaakkkkk...tadaaakkkkk.....madarchoddd....teri maa ko chodu..itni der se bol raha hu ki hath hata. Hath hata..lekin nahi madarchod ko samajh nahi aata…

Suraj—aaaa…dad, maaro sale ko..

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk….madarchoddd…(abhay ki taraf palat kar)…tadaaakkkk…teri maa ko chodu…kya bol raha tha ki kya kar lunga agar hath nahi hataya to…? Madarchodd…

Dono ko thappad itni kas ke pada ki dono baap bete ek dusre ke upar gir pade…ye dekh kar sabhi sakte me aa gaye. Unhone kabhi khwab me bhi nahi socha tha ki abhay jaise criminal admi ke sath aisa kuch bhi ho sakta hai..kuch der tak kisi ko samajh me hi nahi aaya ki achanak ye hua kya hai…teeno ankhe phade kabhi mujhe to kabhi niche pade dono baap bete ko dekh rahi thi..lekin jab unki chetna louti to tanu aur kalyani ne daud kar suraj aur abhay ko pakad kar uthaya jabki rekha bhag kar haweli me rahne wale abhay ke paltu kutto ko bula layi.

Abhay(gusse me)—tune mujh par hath uthaya…? Ab dekh main teri kya halat karta hu…?

Rekha (jor se)—dekh kya rahe ho..? hath pair tod kar kisi gutter me phenk do iss harami ko…

Rekha ki baat sunte hi uske jo dus paltu gunde the, vo meri taraf badhne lage…unko meri taraf badhta dekh kar tanu aur kalyani ek bar phir se ghabrane lagi.

Raj (chutki baja kar)—“Agar Apni Apni Gaand Ki Salamati Chahte Ho To Jaha Ho Vahi Chupchap Khade Raho.”..aayi baat samajh me..?

Suraj (jor se)—maro saale ko..

Raj (chilla kar)--“Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Meri dhamki sun kar kuch pal ke liye vo sabhi apni jagah par khade ho gaye lekin phir vahi kutte ki poonchh wali aukat par aa gaye...jaise hi vo mere karib aaye vaise hi maine ek ka hath pakad kar jor se ghuma diya jisse uske paas khade unke teen char sathi dhakka lagne se dhadam se niche gir gaye.

Rekha (gusse se)—haramkhoro..utho aur maaro iss kamine ko...haddi pasli tod do iss saand ki..aaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me gala pakad ke)—madarchodiii...Jyada chabad chabad ki na to, yahi par patak ke nangi kar ke ye saand pel dega na, to aaj hi tu gabhin ho kar iss saand ke bachche ki maa ban jayegi..vo bhi judwa hum shakal bachcho ki..samajh gayi.

Tanu (tension)—nahi raj,,nahii..rekha ko chhod do...

Suraj (chillate huye)—meri bahan se iss tarah baat karne ki teri ye majaal.. bhosdike....aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj—chattaaakkkk....madarchodd...jayada medhak ki tarah tarr tarr kiya na to jhaantu, gaand phad ke rumaal bana dunga.

Suraj—arrey, bahan chodo..maaro ise...

Vo admi uth kar phir mujhe maarne ke liye daud pade..unhone sabse badi galti to yahi kar di ki bina kuch hathiyar liye hi saand ka muqabla karne chale aaye…paas me aate hi jaise hi ek ne mujhe maarna chaha to maine uska hath pakad kar apne dusre ulta hath se unki kanpati lal kar di..phir vaha rakha sofa utha kar unki dhulayi karne laga.

Abhay (gusse me)—ruk jaoo…tune bahut badi galti kar di jo khud hi sher ki gufa me marne chala aaya..vo kahte hain na ki jab gidar ki mout aati hai to vah shahar ki taraf bhagta hai…tu yaha wasiyat ke chakkar me aaya tha na..to chal bata, ki wasiyat kaha hai..?...warna, ab tak tune mera ek hi roop dekha hai, ..

Raj—koun si wasiyat madarchodd chacha…?

Abhay—dekh, sidhi tarah se bata de ki vo wasiyat kaha hai... ? ho sakta hai ki main teri galti maaf kar ke tujhe jinda chhod du..

Raj—chal bhag bhosdike...

Suraj—sale harami...ab nahi bachega..

Abhay—nahi suraj....kal court me sunwayi hai..kal tak iska jinda rahna bahut jaruri hai..

Rekha (nakhush)—dad, isne mujhse kaisi ghatiya baat ki, phir bhi sab sun kar aap ise jinda rakhna chahte hain... ?

Abhay—bas kal tak beti...agar isne wasiyat ke baare me kal tak nahi bataya to iske kiye ki saza iske poore pariwar ko bhugatni padegi...khas kar ke iski mahbooba aur iski bahan sheetal ko to main apni rakhail bana kar rakhunga..aaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaakkkk...tadaakkkk...madarchoddd...tune meri sheetal didi aur sadhana ka naam liya... ? teri maa ko chodu...tadaaakkkk...tadaaakkkk

Abhay (dard)—aaaaa....marr gayaaa...aaaaaaaaa...arreyyy koi bachaooo... bhosdike ..dekh kya rahe ho...aaaaaaa

Uske muh se sheetal didi aur sadhana ke baare me apshabd sunte hi mera dimag out of control ho gaya..maine use pakad kar niche patak diya aur kutte ki tarah peetne laga...suraj aur uske admi mujhe pakad kar abhay ko chhudane lage to maine ek admi ki gardan pakad ke jor se marod diya..vo vahi bejaan laash ho kar dharashayi ho gaya...abhay ke muh , kaan aur naak se khoon ki dhara pravahit hone lagi.

Mujhe itne gusse me dekh kar tanu aur rekha ki jaise gaand hi phat gayi kyon ki dono hi mera gusse wala roop achchi tarah se dekh chuki thi..unhe bhali bhanti malum tha ki gusse me main kuch bhi kar sakta hu..

Tanu (pakadte huye)—pls rajjj..dad ko chhod do..vo mar jayenge...tumhe meri kasam...pls

Raj (gusse me)—nahii...iss madarchodd ne meri sheetal didi ko gali kaise di.. ?

Tanu (tension)—pls rajj, chhodo dad ko...tumhe sheetal ki kasam...

Sheetal didi ki kasam sunte hi mere hatho ki pakad abhay ke girebaan par se dheeli pad gayi…maine dhakka de kar abhay ko chhod diya sath me suraj ko bhi…lekin azad hote hi suraj ne bandook utha kar mujh par fire karne hi wala tha ki abhay ne chilla kar use rok diya.

Suraj (gusse me)—bhosdike…tu ab nahi bachega….

Abhay (chillate huye)—nahii surajj..goli mat chalana...ye mar gaya to mera barso ka sapna toot jayega...nahi, goli mat chalana..

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd, tujhe wasiyat chahiye na, to theek hai, main tujhe wasiyat tak pahuchne ka rasta bata sakta hu lekin iske liye tujhe meri ek shart poori karni hogi...

Abhay (khush)—jaldi bata...wasiyat ke liye main koi bhi shart poori karne ko taiyar hu...jaldi bol..kaha hai wasiyat... ?

Raj (tez)—teri maa ko choduu..pahle shart to sun le...

Abhay—mujhe sab shart manzur hai…tu bas wasiyat ke baare me bata…

Raj—pahle meri shart…

Abhay—chal bata..kya shart hai teri..? main har shart poori karunga..mujhe kisi bhi kimat par vo wasiyat chahiye..

Raj—to sun madarchodd…wasiyat paane ke liye tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai na…?

Abhay—haan, bol tujhe kya chahiye…? Jo mangega tujhe milega..bas mujhe wasiyat ke baare me bata de ki vo kaha hai..?

Raj—achcha to sun, mujhe na, teri ye nakchadhi choti beti rekha ko chodna hai..bol apni beti ko sulayega mere sath…?

Abhay/ Suraj/ Rekha (chillate huye)—kamine…

Raj—bas, itne me hi gaand phat gayi…? Abhi to bahut badi badi baate chod raha tha madarchod ki maang tujhe kya chahiye.. sab kuch milega..ab kya hua…? Agar tujhe wasiyat chahiye to apni beti ko mujhse chudwana hi hoga warna bhul ja wasiyat..

Suraj (gusse me)—kamine main tujhe jaan se maar dunga..

Suraj ne gusse me aa kar akhir goli chala hi di lekin main pahle se hi alert tha to main uske fire karte hi turant niche baith gaya aur goli sidhe uske hi admi ko ja lagi...vo dubara fire karta ki usse pahle hi abhay ne use jor se thappad jad diya.

Abhay (gusse me)—chattaakkk…tujhe ek bar me samajh me nahi aata…? Maine mana kiya tha na ki goli mat chalana..

Suraj—lekin dad, aapne suna nahi ki iss harami ne rekha ke baare me kya kaha…? Phir bhi aap…

Abhay (jor se)—shut up…mujhe vo wasiyat har haal me chahiye..samjha…vo wasiyat meri zindagi ka maqsad hai..aur jo bhi mere raste me aayega, use main chhodunga nahi..phir chahe vo mera apna beta ya beti hi kyo na ho..

Raj—good, to bol mazur hai meri shart…? Apni beti ko chudwayega mujhse…?

Abhay—tu shayad ye bhul raha hai ki meri beti teri badi bahan hai..

Raj—badi bahan hai to kya hua…? Hai to bur wali bahan hi na aur bur chodne ke liye hi hoti hai, madarchod chacha..

Abhay (ghurte huye )—tu bahut bada kamina hai..

Raj—vo to main hu hi lekin tune mera asli kaminapan abhi dekha hi kaha hai bhosdike chacha…? Jis din dekh lega na, uss din se apni gaand me dhakkan lagwa lega..

Abhay (gusse se)—tu abhi janta nahi ki main kitna harami hu…agar sidhi tarah se wasiyat ke baare me nahi batayega to mujhe ungli tedhi karni bhi aati hai…

Raj—tu jo ukhad sakta hai ukhad le..haan, apna faisla mujhe bata dena..kyon ki tere faisle par hi tere khwab ka poora hona ya na hona tika hai…kuch paane ke liye kuch to khona hi padta hai…ab faisla tujhe karna hai…ki apni beti ki bur mujhse chudwa kar wasiyat milegi ya phir apni beti ki bur bachayega to wasiyat kho dega…soch le achchi tarah..

Abhay (gusse se)—main shaam ko aa kar aaj teri achche se khabar leta hu...tum sab iss harami ka dhyan rakhna..yaha se bhagne na paye ye...warna main tum sab ke sath kya karunga, ye achchi tarah se jante ho tum sabhi..

Abhay sab ko dhamki dete huye gusse me tilmilata hua vaha se nikal gaya..uske jate hi suraj bhi apne admiyo ko mere baare me kuch bol kar chala gaya..ab haweli me naukro ko chhod kar hum teen log hi rah gaye the…rekha abhi bhi mujhe kha jane wali nazro se ghur rahi thi.

Raj—aise kya dekh rahi ho meri pyari didi…?

Rekha (gusse se)—thoo hai tere jaise bhai par …jo ek taraf se mujhe didi kahta hai aur dusri taraf apni ussi didi ki izzat bhi lootna chahta hai…sala harami kahi ka…

Raj—to tune mujhe koun apna bhai mana hai kabhi aaj tak…? Kabhi ek bahan ki nazar se dekha bhi hai mujhe…? Bhosdi, baate to badi badi karti hai..teri maa ko chodu..

Rekha (gusse me)—tujhe teri mout yaha khich kar layi hai…ab yaha se jinda tu nahi ja sakta...

Raj—main jainda rahunga ya nahi ye to baad ki baat hai..abhi to tum apni bur ki chinta karo didi jo aaj raat mere lund se phatne wali hai ...

Rekha (gusse me)—teri ye khwahish kabhi poori nahi hogi..

Raj—hogi aur jarur hogi meri bur wali rekha didi...aur dekhna tera baap khud hi teri bur mujhse chudwane ke liye tujhe mere paas le kar aayega..

Rekha—aisa kabhi nahi hoga..

Tanu—nahi rekha, tu shayad abhi dad ko achchi tarah se janti nahi hai..vo wasiyat ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain..unhone to mujhe bhi kothe me bitha dene tak ki dhamki de di thi ek din..

Rekha (hairan)—whattt... ?

Tanu—haan

Rekha (gusse me)—usse pahle main apni jaan de dungi lekin iss harami ke niche nahi letungi..

Rekha pair patakte huye vaha se chali gayi..shayad kahi na kahi tanu ki baat ne aur aaj usne jo kuch dekha, usse uske mann me bhi kuch hadh tak apne baap ke prati sandeh paida ho gaya tha.

Tanu—raj, tumne ye theek nahi kiya... ? tum abhi dad ko nahi jante,..?

Kalyani—haan, abhay wasiyat ke liye tumhari jaan bhi le sakta hai ya phir tumhari family...

Raj (beech me)—usse pahle hi main uski maa chod dalunga..

Kuch der tak aur baate karne ke baad kalyani chachi apne room me chali gayi to mouka pa kar maine tanu didi ko bistar me patak kar pelna shuru kar diya kyon ki mera mood bhi garam tha jise thanda karna jaruri tha aur vo sirf chodne se hi thanda ho sakta tha.

Tanu—raj, ab kya hoga…? Aaaahhhh..agar tujhe kuch ho gaya to mera kya hoga... ?

Raj—kuch nahi hoga didi…bas tum mera sath deti raho..baki mujh par chhod do..

Tanu—ab ek tera hi sahara hai…main to har kadam par tumhare sath hu lekin tum dad ko nahi jante abhi, vo kuch bhi kar sakte hain tumhe maarne ke liye aur tumhare mann me ye rekha ko chodne ki baat kaha se aa gayi…? Kya mujhse dil bhar gaya tumhara ab…?

Raj—arrey nahi didi, tumhe to malum hai ki black star ne mujhse kya kaha tha…? Isliye ye karna jaruri tha..

Tanu—to kay tum sach me rekha ko chodoge…? Aur mummy ko bhi…?

Raj—kya karu didi..majburi hai…lekin tumhari bur me jo maza hai vo rekha ki bur me kaha milega…?

Maine ek ghante tak jam kar tanu didi ko chodne ke baad kalyani chachi ke room me aa gaya aur unko bhi nangi kar ke pelne laga..unki bur aur gaand jee bhar ke ragadne ke baad main ghumne ke liye bahar nikal gaya…aur iss nayi paheli ke baare me sochne laga ki tabhi mera mobile bajna shuru ho gaya.

Raj—hello

“Star,,Black Star” dusri taraf se awaz aayi.

Raj—haan bol madarchod..teri maa ke bhosde me lagta hai ki phir se khujli hone lagi hai…?

Black star—mere kaam ka kya hua…?

Raj—apni maa ko bhej de, main kar dunga uska kaam..

Black star—har waqt mazaak achcha nahi hota bachche..kabhi kabhi mazaak manhga bhi pad sakta hai..

Raj—sasti to main randi bhi nahi chodta bhosdike..

Black star—shayad tu ye bhul raha hai ki sadhana aur sheetal mere kabze me hain..

Raj (dard)—janta hu…isiliye to tera kaam kar raha hu..warna main to apne baap ki bhi nahi sunta..

Black star—baap se dhyan aaya ki tera baap vivek bhi mere kabze me hai..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaa…?

Black star—haan, aur agar tune mere sath koi bhi hoshiyari dikhane ki koshish ki to main teeno ke sath kya karunga, tu ye soch bhi nahi sakta..

Raj—phir to tu ek kaam kar..

Black star—kyaaa…?

Raj (gusse me)—tere paas jitne bhi admi hain, unn sab ko mere baap ki gaand maarne me laga de aur unko bol dena ki vo tab tak mere baap ki gaand maarte rahe jab tak ki vo madarchod mar nahi jata..

Black star (shocked)—kyaaa…tumhe iss baat se koi farak nahi padta ki vo tumhara baap hai…?

Raj (mood kharab)—vo baap nahi balki paap hai bhosdi ka..maar do uss madarchod ko..

Black star—khair vo sab chhod aur ye bata ki anguthi mili ya nahi…?

Raj—haan bhi aur nahi bhi..

Black star—kya matlab... ?

Raj—matlab ye ki anguthi kaha ho sakti hai, ye to samajh me aa gaya lekin dikkat ye ho gayi ki uss madarchod abhay ko ye pata chal gaya hai ki main yaad dast jane ka natak kar raha hu..isliye anguthi nikalna ab jara mushkil ho gaya hai uss jagah se kyon ki abhay mujhe maarne ki soch raha hai..

Black star—kaha hai vo anguthi... ? baki tum abhay ki chinta mat karo, main usse baat kar lunga..tum ye batao ki vo anguthi kaha hai..?

Raj—rekha ka jo kamra hai vahi hai...deewar me lagi kisi tiles ke niche..magar ye pata nahi hai ki vo tiles koun si hai.. ? ab abhay to mujhe room ki tiles ukhadne nahi dega to kaise kiya jaye... ?

Black star—theek hai..main abhay se baat kar ke sab sambhal lunga..

Raj—ok

Uske baad call cut ho gaya..call cut hote hi main phir se uss paheli ke baare me sochne laga jomujhe uss painting ke andar se mili thi..”Ek Lakadiya Baanse Ki, Nangi Gaand Tamaashe Ki.”

Raj (mann me)—akhir ye kaisi paheli hai…? Kya matlab ho sakta hai iska…? Ye pardada ne bhi madarchod ne kaisi kaisi paheli likh kar mar gaya hai…? ‘’ Ek lakadiya baanshe ki’’ matlab ki ek baans ki lakdi..ye to samajh aata hai..lekin ‘’nangi gaand tamashe ki’’ iska kya matlab hona chahiye... ?

Main kafi der tak uske baare me sochta raha lekin kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha to main mall me movie dekhne chala gaya..movie me ek emmotional scene dekhte huye achanak hi mujhe sheetal didi ki yaad aa gayi to mera mann bechain ho utha.

Maine movie ko beech me hi chhod kar theatre se bahar nikal aaya aur sheetal didi ( real sadhana) ke baare me sochne laga..rah rah kar mujhe unki tabiyat ki chinta hone lagi.

Raj (mann me )—na jane didi kaha hongi aur kaise hongi... ? beshak vo meri sadhana ho kintu maine to hamesha unme apni apni sadhana aur sheetal didi dono ki chhavi dekhi hai...ye golu madari bhi na jane kaha mar gaya madarchod.. ? pata nahi kaha apni baans ki lakdi ko gaddhe me daal kar aur apna ullu liye tamasha dikhate ghum raha hai bhosdi ka.. ?

Tabhi achanak golu madari ke baare me sochte huye mere dimag me kuch yaad aaya jisse main chounk gaya..

Raj (chounk kar)—ek minute..ek minute...golu madari...uski baans ki nangi lathi...uska tamasha...gaand maane gaddha... ohh shit..to ye paheli golu madari ki lathi se judi hai...kyon ki vahi apni baans ki nangi lathi ko gaddhe me daal kar sab ko tamasha dikhata rahta hai..


Ye khyal aate hi main turant golu madari ki khoj me nikal pada..

Bohat hi shandaar update bro.

To wasiyat k badle Rekha ki bur mangli Saand ne.

Aur Jo usne bataya anguti k bare k wo Rekha k kamre mai hai to usme to khud Saand ne apni koi paheli chupayi ti pr aisa Na ho k Abey kuch kr Na betey Saand k saat.

Ab Dekte hai aage kya hota hai.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE- 282
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Raj (sochte huye)--“CH***IYA”= Chuchiya, Chutiya, Chuniya, Chandiya, Chuhiya, Chhaliya, Chudiya, Chhamiya,

Sochte huye achanak hi maine jor se brake lagate huye gadi rok di..

Raj (shocked)—Chhamiya....correct..yahi hoga..vo poora shabd..kyon ki baki kisi bhi shabd ka mujhse koi sambandh nahi hai, sirf chhamiya ko chhod kar...Chhamiya hi hona chahiye iss paheli ka answer...iska matlab ki chhamiya uss wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch jarur janti hai..mujhe chhamiya se milna hoga..

Ab aage……

Main yahi sab sochte huye haweli ki taraf chala ja raha tha..vahi abhay adalat me huyi aaj ki ghatna se bahut hairan tha, use ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki akhir marne ke baad bhi raj jinda kaise ho sakta hai..?

Suraj—dad, hamara sara plan barbad ho gaya..magar meri samajh me nahi aaya ki ye hua kaise…?

Kalyani—kya hua akhir aaj court me…?

Rekha (muh banate huye)—hona kya tha..sala vo harami hamare changul se bach gaya..

Tanu—kya matlab…?

Rekha—matlab ki adalat me usne khud ko raj sabit kar diya…

Kalyani (hairan)—kyaaaaa…? Lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Hamare paas to pakka sabut tha ki raj mar chuka hai.. aur to aur judge bhi hamare hi favour ka tha, phir ye kaise ho gaya…?

Rekha ki iss baat se jaha tanu ko behad khushi huyi to vahi kalyani ko hairani kyon ki sab ke sath sath uska bhi plan khatre me pad gaya tha jo usne raj ko le kar banaya tha.

Tanu (khush ho kar)—kyaa sach me…? (phir sad hone ke natak karte huye)…ohh no..kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya…?

Rekha—hmmm…

Kalyani (mann me)—ye kaise ho gaya…? Maine to socha tha ki raj ki yaad dast jane ka fayda utha kar use apni bur ka gulam bana lungi, lekin ulta main khud hi uske lund ki gulam ho gayi..phir socha ki ye nakli raj hai to main iske jariye abhay ko raste se hata kar isse shadi kar lungi aur wasiyat ki eklouti malkin ban jaungi..lekin ab lagta hai ki mere arman kabhi poore nahi honge…?

Tanu (mann me khush)—lekin ye hua kaise…? Dad to bol rahe the ki raj to mar chuka hai, phir…?

Rekha—faisla to hamare favour me ho bhi gaya tha lekin last moment par uss harami ne judge ko ek kagaz pakda diya jise dekhne ke baad judge bhi apne faisle se palati maar gaya aur use asli raj declare kar diya..na jane aisa kya likha tha harami ne uss kagaz par…?

Kalyani (hairan)—aisa kaise ho sakta hai..? abhay kya ye sach hai..?

Abhay (gusse me)—ab tum log mera dimag mat khao..pahle hi mera mood bahut kharab hai..

Kalyani—iska matlab ki ab wasiyat hame kabhi nahi milegi…?

Suraj—wasiyat to gayi hi mummy, ab kahi aisa na ho ki jo kuch property hamare kabze me hai vo bhi na chali jaye..? agar usne case file kar diya hamare khilaf to…vaise bhi court ne uss harami ko asli raj ghosit kar hi chuki hai.

Abhay (gusse me)—aise kaise wasiyat nikal jayegi mere hath se…? court ne use asli raj declare kar diya to kya hua..? main kisi bhi kimat par wasiyat apne hath se jane nahi dunga..aur tum logo ko maine kitni bar samjhaya tha ki raj ko pyar se bahla fusla kar wasiyat ka raaz ugalwa lo lekin nahi, tum sab to apni nafrat ko thodi der ke liye chhodna nahi chahte.. har waqt use ulta sidha hi sunate rahte the…dhyan rakhna, agar mujhe wasiyat nahi mili to main tum sab ki gaand me bhusa bhar dunga..

Abhay ki dhamki se sabki bolti band ho gayi..sabhi achchi tarah se jante the ki abhay wasiyat ke liye aisa kar bhi sakta hai..wasiyat hasil karne ke liye vo kisi bhi hadh tak ja sakta hai..yaha tak ki apni biwi, beti aur beta ko bhi maarna pade to ek second bhi nahi sochega.

Kalyani—main to use apne kabze me le hi aayi thi lekin tumne, suraj ne aur iss rekha ne sab bana banaya hua khel bigad diya..pahle bhi main use junagarh bhejne ke paksh me nahi thi, lekin tumne bhej diya, warna ab tak main saare raaz usse pata kar chuki hoti..

Rekha—maine kya kar diya mummy jo aap mujhe bol rahi ho…?

Kalyani—teri vajah se hi to kal sara lafda hua tha warna raj to mere kahne par chalne bhi laga tha..magar tum dono bhai bahan ne sab khel bigad diya…kya jarurat thi usse ladne jhagadne ki…?

Rekha—mummy, kya aap nahi janti ki usne mere sath kya karne ki koshish ki thi..? usne mera rape karne ki koshish ki thi…sab jante huye bhi aap aisa bol rahi ho..? yaha tak ki kal bhi usne….

Abhay (gusse me gala pakad kar)—rape kiya to nahi na usne tumhara... ? tumhari mummy sahi kah rahi hai..tumne aur suraj ne hi kal sara khel bigada hai…kya jarurat thi use ulta sidha bolne ki…? Aur ye tumhara bhai, isko madarchod ko itna samjhaya ki raj se pyar se baat karo lekin nahi, ye jab dekho use neecha dikhane ka koi mouka nahi chhodta..ab achchi tarah se sun lo tum dono..tum logo ki vajah se sara plan bigda hai mera, theek bhi ab tumhi karoge…

Suraj—dad..

Abhay (jor se)—chup bhosdike…mere paas sirf aaj raat ka hi samay hai wasiyat ka raaz usse ugalwane ke liye…aur iske liye jo usne shart rakhi thi, uske mutabik aaj raat rekha ko uske sath sona hoga..sath hi tumhari maa aur tanu ko bhi..aur madarchod tu bhi sun le..ja ja kar aditi ko bhi taiyar kar kisi tarah se raj ke sath sone ke liye..samajh gaya..

Rekha (shocked)—dad..‼ ye aap kya kah rahe hain..? main aapki beti hu…uss harami ko jaan se maarne ki bajaye aap mujhe aisa neech kaam karne ko kah rahe hain…? Vaise bhi poori property to hamari hi hai..

Abhay (tez)—bewaqoof ladki..jitni property hamare paas hai, ye sirf wasiyat ka ek chota sa tukda hai..poori property nahi. Samjhi…wasiyat me property ke alawa bhi bahut kuch aisa hai jo kisi ko nahi pata..siwaye iss raj ke…isko maar dunga to wasiyat ka vo raaz bhi dafan ho jayega..

Abhay ki baat sun kar chaaro chounk gaye…unhe to jaise yakin hi nahi hua ki unka apna saga baap apni beti ko kisi ke sath hum bistar hone ko bol raha hai..hairan to sabhi the abhay ke iss faisle par lekin kalyani aur tanu ke mann me hairani ke sath sath khushi bhi thi.

Suraj (shocked)—lekin dad..ye aap kya kah rahe hain…? Aditi meri mangetar hai aur aapki hone wali bahu..

Abhay (chillate huye)—mujhe wasiyat chahiye, kisi bhi kimat par...samajh gaya..agar wasiyat hamare hath lag gayi to laakho ladkiya milengi,, par yadi wasiyat nahi mili to road me bhikh mangte phiroge..phir kya bhikhari ban kar aditi ki gaand chatega madarchoddd... ? tum sab ki vajah se mamla bigda hai to ab bharpayi bhi tum sabko hi karni padegi.. main kuch bhi nahi sunna chahta...raj ke aate hi vo jaisa karne ko kahta hai vaisa hi karna hoga sab ko...uske aate hi sabse pahle rekha uske sath bistar me soyegi..phir tanu aur kalyani..aur aditi bhi...agar kisi ne na nukur kiya to main use sidha kothe par bitha kar dhandhe par laga dunga phir chahe vo meri apni sagi beti ya biwi hi kyo na ho..mujhe wasiyat chahiye..

Kalyani—lekin kya tumhe lagta hai ki vo yaha ab vapis ayega... ?

Abhay—vo ayega aur jarur ayega kyon ki jis kaam ke liye vo yaha aaya tha, vo poora hua kaha hai abhi..wasiyat ke liye use yaha aana hi padega..

Unki bahas chal hi rahi thi ki tab tak main bhi haweli pahuch gaya...mujhe dekhte hi sab ekdam se chup ho gaye jaise ki sabko saanp soongh gaya ho... ?

Raj—arrey kya hua...sab ke sab aise chup kyon ho gaye... ? rekha darling, tum bhi chup ho..?

Kalyani—aao..aao..raj beta..kuch nahi bas aise hi baate kar rahe the…chalo tum mere room me chalo..main tumhare liye coffee banwati hu..

Raj—theek hai chachi

Abhay—ek minute raj,..jab saare patte khul hi chuke hain to ab bata bhi do ki vo wasiyat kaha hai…?

Raj—lagta hai ki tu kaan se nahi balki gaand se sunta hai…? maine bhi to kuch kaha tha abhay chacha…yaad hai ya bhul gaya…?

Abhay—maine bata to diya tha tumhe ki mujhe tumhari shart manzur hai..

Raj—pahle main coffee pee lu phir jab meri shart poori ho jayegi tab baat karunga iss matter par..

Rekha muh pher kar apne room me chali gayi jabki suraj mujhe gusse se ghurte huye bahar nikal gaya…..aur Main kalyani chachi ke room me chala gaya…thodi der me vo khud mere liye coffee le aayi to pine ke baad maine ek bar unki achche se aage piche se baja di aur phir apne room me aa gaya…mujhe room me jate dekh kar abhay ne rekha ko awaz de kar bulaya.

Abhay—rekha, ye doodh ka glass le kar raj ke room me jao..

Rekha—nahi dad, main apni jaan de dungi lekin uss harami ke paas nahi jaungi aur na hi aisa paap karungi..

Abhay—jitna kaha hai utna sun…

Rekha—ye sab uss kamine ki chaal hai..vo kuch nahi batayega..aur na hi main aisa kuch karungi..

Abhay—bewaqoof..iss doodh me maine aisi nashili dawa mila di hai jise pine ke baad vo harami behosh to nahi hoga lekin hosh me bhi nahi rahega…isko pine ke baad vo sirf sach hi bolega, aur tab main usse wasiyat ka poora raaz pata kar lunga. Bas tumhe kaise bhi kar ke ye doodh usko pilana hai..

Rekha—nahi dad, main uss harami ki shakal bhi dekhna nahi chahti..main uske paas nahi jaungi..

Kuch der tak dono me bahas bazi hoti rahi..aur phir abhay ke dhamkane par majburi me rekha ko vahi karna pada jo uska baap chahta tha..abhay khud uska hath pakad kar mere room me le aaya aur bistar me jabardasti mere paas baitha diya.

Abhay—lo, kar lo apni shart poori…jo tumhe karna ho karo iske sath…aur agar iske baad bhi tumne nahi bataya to tum soch bhi nahi sakte ki main kya karunga…?

Abhay apni beti rekha ko mere bistar par patak kar bahar chala gaya…uske jate hi maine rekha ki taraf mushkura ke dekha to uske chehre par darr nazar aaya..vo bistar me piche khisakne lagi.

Rekha—dekho raj, tumhe jo karna ho kar lena mere sath lekin pahle ye doodh pi lo..

Raj—main ye doodh nahi pita balki direct than me muh laga kar pita hu…aur aaj tera doodh piyunga…

Rekha—pi lena vo bhi pi lena, magar pahle ye glaas wala doodh pi lo..isse taqat ayegi aur tum jyada maza le sakoge meri jawani ka..lo pahle ye piyo..phir jo chahe kar lena mere sath..apni didi ki itni baat bhi nahi manoge…?

Raj—ye glass ka doodh to tumhe hi pina padega didi..main to sirf apni rekha didi ka doodh piyunga aaj..

Maine doodh ka glass utha kar rekha didi ki taraf badha to vah darr kar piche hatne lagi..main to pahle hi samajh gaya tha ki mujhse nafrat karne wali ko meri itna chinta kaise hone lagi achanak…? Main samajh gaya ki daal me jarur kuch kala hai. Maine uski gardan pakad kar jabran doodh ka glass uske muh par laga diya.

Raj—chalo didi muh kholo aur ye doodh piyo..aur mujhe apna doodh pilao phir..

Rekha—nahii..main ye nahi piyungi..chhod mujhe..kamine..

Raj—piyogi kaise nahi didi..ab to pina hi padega tumhe ye doodh..

Rekha—aaaahh..chhod mujhe harami…main nahi piyungii..

Rekha ne hath se glass niche phenk diya jisse poora doodh farsh par gir gaya…uske aisa karte hi maine usko bed par giraya aur dono chuchiyo ko mutthi me bhar ke jor se masal diya.

Rekha (hath jod kar)—aaahhh..dekh raj, main teri badi bahan hu…mere sath aisa mat kar…ye paap hai raj…main tere hath jodti hu.

Raj—achcha jab gaand phatne lagi to yaad aa gaya ki main tumhara bhai hu…? Abhi tak jo mujhe gaaliya de rahi thi tab paya nahi tha iss rishte ka…?

Rekha (gidgidate huye)—pls raj, main apne bartav ke liye mafi mangti hu..pls mere sath aisa mat kar..warna main jeete ji mar jaungi..

Raj—mujhe bar bar apne baap ki dhamki de rahi thi na tu bhosdi...? bahut ghamand tha na tujhe apne baap ki taqat par... ? maine tujhse kaha tha na ki tera baap hi tujhe mere paas chudwane ke liye le kar ayega..dekh liya na apne baap ko…?

Rekha (sisakte huye)—apni hi sagi beti ka souda karne wala aisa baap maine kabhi nahi dekha...laanat hai aise baap par....aisa baap bhagwan kisi dushman ko bhi na de..aaj se mujhe dad se nafrat ho gayi hai...

Raj—vo sab chhod, aur chal jaldi se kapde utar kar nangi ho jao didi...apni iss badi bahan ki bur ka udghatan to ye bhai hi karega aaj....ye rona dhona band kar aur jaldi se nangi ho kar apne iss bhai ko apni bur dikha..

Rekha (rote huye)—aisa mat kar raj...mujh par raham kar..pls..aaaaaaaaa

Raj—chattaakkkk....bhosdi, lagta hai ki bur chodi tu aise nahi manegi... ? abhi tere baap ko bulata hu...aur madarchod ko bolta hu ki agar wasiyat ka pata chahiye to tujhe khud apne hatho se mere liye nangi kare aur tere pair phaila kar mujhe apni beti ki bur dikhaye..

Rekha (rote huye)—aaaaaaa....nahii..nahii..pls...uss rakshas ko mat bulao..main janti hu ki vo wasiyat ke liye ye bhi kar sakte hain.. main khud utarti hu....aaaaaaaaaa...pls maro mat...

Raj—chattaakkk...chal utar jaldi kapde aur poori nangi ho kar apne iss bhai ko apni jawani dikha meri bhosdi didi..

Rekha (rote huye)—pp..pahle darwaja to band kar do..pls..aaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me)—chatttaakkk…koi darwaja band nahi hoga….aise hi kapde utar madarchodi…sab ko teri bur ka udghatan hote dikhayi dena chahiye…(gala daba ke)..kya kaha tha tune madarchodi…? Main gandi nali ka kida hu..? ab yahi gandi naali ka kida, teri bur ki naali ko phadega..tune meri sheetal didi ko gaali di thi na,…? Aaj dekh main teri aage piche se kaise phadta hu…bhosdi, saari jindagi chalne layak nahi rahegi tu..

Rekha (rote huye)..aaaaaa…pls mat maaro mujhe…jo kahoge main karne ko taiyar hu…main kapde utarne ko bhi taiyar hu, par pls darwaja band kar do..main tumhare hath jodti hu..

Raj—chal theek hai..band karta hu..lekin jaldi se nangi hona chalu kar..

Maine uth kar darwaja band kar diya lekin rekha abhi bhi bistar ke ek kone me baithi sisak rahi thi..akhir usne samajh hi liya hi ki uski izzat aaj bachne wali nahi hai to usne dhire dhire kar ke apne kapde utarne shuru kar diye..jab vo poori nangi ho gayi to main kuch der uske nange jism ko dekhta raha aur phir uska hath pakad liya..,vaise kamaal ka badan tha rekha didi ka..mujhe rekha didi ki bebsi par taras aa gaya, kuch bhi aur kaisi bhi ho par thi to vah meri badi bahan hi..

Raj—rahne do didi, tumhe aisa karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…main laakh bura sahi lekin itna gira hua bhi nahi hu ki kisi ki bebsi ka fayda uthau..main sirf usko hi chodta hu jo apni marzi se chudwati hai…I hate rape and repist..tumhe apne baap par bahut ghamand tha, to mujhe bas vahi tumhara ghamand todna tha…ab tum apne kapde pahan kar yaha se ja sakti ho.

Rekha ko to jaise meri baat par yakin hi nahi hua..uska rona yakayak tham gaya aur vo hairani se meri taraf dekhne lagi, iss chakkar me uska hath jisse usne apni bur ko chhupa rakha tha, apni jagah se hat gaya aur rekha didi ki chikni bur meri ankho ke samne dristi gochar ho gayi.

Rekha didi ki badi badi chuchiya aur chikni bur dekhte hi mera lund tantana gaya magar didi ka dhyan to mere chehre par hi kendrit tha..usko abhi bhi meri baat par vishwash nahi ho raha tha ki abhi tak main jisko chodne ke liye pareshan tha, aur jab vo mere samne nangi ho kar chudne ko huyi tab maine usko chodne se mana kar diya…

Raj—aise kya dekh rahi ho didi…?

Rekha (hairan)—ttt..tumm sach kah rahe ho…?

Raj—hmmm…apne kapde pahno aur jao yaha se…aur haan, bahar yahi show karna ki jaise maine tumhe choda ho..

Rekha (hairan)—main sach me kapde pahan lu raj…?

Raj—haan pahan lo..agar mujhe tumhara rape hi karna hota to uss din bhi kar sakta tha, apni jaan jokhim me daal kar tumhare liye uss black star se dushmani mol nahi leta jiske naam se sab ki gaand phat-ti hai…uss din bhi tumne mujhe galat samjha tha..didi, shayad tumhe apni khubsurti par kuch jyada hi naaz tha, jo tumne soch liya ki tumhe pane ke liye main tumhara rape tak kar sakta hu…? tumhari izzat tumhare baap ke paas kitni safe hai, ye to aaj pata chal hi gaya hoga..kapde pahno aur jao yaha se..kapde pahno aur jao yaha se ab..

Rekha ki ankho se ek bar phir se anshu nikalne lage..rote huye hi usne apne kapde pahne aur phir dhire dhire chalte huye darwaje tak gayi..aur phir achanak hi na jane use kya hua ki jor se rote huye vapis palat kar daudte huye mere seene se lag gayi…abhay ne aaj jo kiya apni beti ke sath, jiske upar vo aaj tak ghamand karti aayi thi..vo ghamand aaj toot chuka tha.. uske dil ko gahri chot lagi thi.

Rekha (rote huye)—mujhe maaf kar do raj…maine hamesha tumse nafrat kiya..tumhare sath bahut bura saluk kiya.. mujhe maaf kar do mere bhai..apni iss didi ko maaf kar do..bachpan se yaha jis tarah ka mahoul paya usme hi dhalti chali gayi…sahi kya hai, galat kya hai..iska fark kabhi nahi samajh payi..lekin aaj tumne iss do minute me vo sab samjha diya jo aaj tak nahi samajh saki thi..mujhe maaf kar do raj..

Rekha didi ko pashchatap me jalte dekh kar mere dil me jo uske liye nafrat aur hawas thi vo khatam ho gayi ..maine usko apni baho me kas liya.

Raj—bas didi ro mat…ab kyo ro rahi ho..? maine chhod to diya tumhe..tumhe apni galti ka ehsaas ho gaya..yahi bahut hai.. lekin ye mat samajhna ki main tumhare baap aur bhai ko chhod dunga...dono ko kutte se bhi badtar mout marunga dono ko...usne meri sadhana ke sath jo karne ki koshish ki, vo main kabhi nahi bhul sakta...

Rekha (rote huye)—mujhe aaj se nafrat hai dad se..tumhe dad aur bhaiya ke sath jo karna hai karo lekin raj ab main yaha nahi rahna chahti...mujhe bhi apne sath gaon le chalo.. main malti chachi ke pair pakad kar mafi maang lungi par yaha iss nark me nahi rahungi..yaha meri izzat kabhi safe nahi rahegi...tum nahi jante ki dad ne doodh me koi nashili dawa milayi thi..jisko pite hi tum sab bata dete wasiyat ke baare me..

Raj—ab tum jao aur apne baap ko bata dena ki tumne mujhe doodh pila diya hai..

Main aur rekha didi karib ek ghante bhar room me baate karte rahe..Phir rekha didi langdane ka natak karte huye darwaja khol kar room se bahar chali gayi..vo aise chal rahi thi jaise ki sach much me hi uski pahli chudayi huyi ho...use aise chalte dekh kar kalyani aur abhay ne apna sir pakad liya.

Kalyani—lagta hai ki raj ne hamari rekha ki izzat loot li..dekho bechari se chalte tak nahi ban raha hai..kitni buri tarah se thoka hai raj ne meri phool si bachchi ko...araam se nahi kar sakta tha kya... ?

Abhay—beti, kya bataya raj ne wasiyat ke baare me... ?

Rekha—doodh pilane ke baad bhi usne kuch nahi bataya..bolta hai ki jab vo tanu aur mummy ki bhi izzat loot lega tabhi batayega .. main kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahi..mummy, raj ne meri izzat loot li…

Abhay—lagta hai ki abhi dawa ka asar shuru nahi hua hai…? Khair koi baat nahi beti, ek na ek din to koi na koi mard tumhari izzat loot-ta hi..hamesha kuwari to rahti nahi…vo izzat aaj lut gayi, kya fark padta hai..bhul jao jo kuch hua.. bas ek bar wasiyat mere hath lag jaye, phir dekhna iss be-izzati ka badla tera baap uske ghar ki aurto se kaise leta hai..? sab ko apni personal raand banaunga main dekh lena…

Uske thodi der baad abhay apne sath tanu didi ko mere paas chhod kar jane laga to maine use rok diya…tab tak kalyani bhi vahi aa gayi.

Raj—ruk madarchod chacha..jata kaha hai…?

Abhay—tamiz se baat karo raj..

Raj—tamiz to mere lund ne bhi kabhi nahi seekha to main kaise kar sakta hu..? khair vo sab chhod aur sun..mujhe tanu didi se abhi aur issi waqt shadi karni hai..

Abhay (chounk kar)—whattt…?

Raj—Agar ek baar me sunayi nahi deta to idhar aa, tere kaan me moot deta hu, phir sunayi dene lagega

Abhay (gussa)—ye kya bakwas hai…? Tanu tumhari bahan hai..ye mat bhulo..ye nahi ho sakta..

Raj—jab main use chod sakta hu to shadi kyo nahi karta…mujhe tanu didi ko apni biwi banana hai, aur vo bhi abhi tere samne..wasiyat chahiye ki nahi chahiye…?

Abhay—chahiye..chaihiye..wasiyat chahiye..lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai raj…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..chachi tum apna mangalsutra utar kar do mujhe…aur ja kar sindoor le aao..

Abhay—raj, kalyani meri biwi hai..apne pati ke jinda rahte koi suhagan apna mangalsutra kaise utar sakti hai..?

Kalyani—koi baat nahi..ye lo raj mangalsutra..(mann me)..achcha kiya raj ne..iss kutte ka patta to mere gale se utar gaya..

Kalyani chachi jaldi se apna mangalsutra utar kar mujhe pakda diya aur phir sindoor le aayi..maine dono ke samne hi tanu didi ki maang bhar di aur gale me mangalsutra pahna diya..halanki ye kaam main pahle bhi unke sath kar chuka tha kintu ab sabut ho gaya pakka sath me tanu didi ko hamesha chodne ka licence bhi…maine abhay ke baap aur mere pardada ki photo par jo mala tangi thi unko nikal liya.

Raj—ab chal photo khich..aur mere mobile me send kar..

Usne mann me gaali dete huye mobile se ek dusre ko varmala pahnane ki photo khicha…uske baad maine sabko ekattha kar ke ek selfy bhi le li..jisse ye proof rahe ki ye shadi kalyani aur abhay ki razamandi se huyi hai…

Raj—ab tum dono jao..mujhe tanu didi ko chodna hai ab..haan, iske baad apni biwi ke mere paas chudwane jarur le kar aana..

Dono ke jate hi maine door lock kiya aur tanu didi ko pakad kar chumne laga..vo bhi khushi se mujhse lipat gayi..

Raj—aao didi, bahut mann ho raha hai tumhe chodne ka..

Tanu—raj, main to tumhari hi hu..lekin dad apni betiyo aur biwi ko aisa karne ko bol sakte hain, kabhi socha tak nahi tha..

Raj—tumhara baap ek number ka madarchod hai..

Maine tanu didi ko pakda aur bistar me patak kar unke upar chadh gaya aur unki jawani ko lootna shuru kar diya…vo bhi baate karte huye chodne me mera sath de rahi thi.

Tanu—aaahhhh rajjj…aaj main bahut khush hu…ab to mummy aur dad ke samne main tumhari biwi ban chuki hu.. thanks raj

Raj—main apna vada nahi bhulta kabhi..

Tanu—aaahhhh..lekin raj, uss cd me to tumhe marte huye dikhaya gaya hai phir kuch samajh me nahi aaya ki mamla kya hai..?

Raj—main to jinda bhi hu aur iss waqt tumhe chod bhi raha hu…goli mujhe jarur lagi thi lekin unhone jalaya kisi dusre ko hai..kyon ki main to jinda hu..

Tanu—aaaaahhh…tumne judge ko jo letter diya tha, usme aisa kya likha tha ki jise padhte hi usne apna faisla badal diya..?

Raj—koi khas nahi tha usme..

Tanu—aaahhhh..thoda aur jor se chodo raj..aise hi…aaahhhh..lekin kuch to likha hi raha hoga na usme…?

Raj—haan, mere khilaf koi bhi action lene ka adhikar kewal supreme court ko hai aur kisi ko nahi…supreme court aur central govt. ke alawa, dusra koi mujhe order nahi de sakta aur na hi mere khilaf kuch kar sakta hai..vo judge mujhe suspend kar raha tha, isliye use vo letter dikhaya jisme supreme court ka yahi order likha hua tha…jise padhne ke baad use apna faisla badalna pada..

Tanu (shocked)—kyaaaaa…?

Raj—haan…main agar tumhare baap ko beech chourahe par maar du to bhi mera koi kuch nahi ukhad sakta..

Tanu—lekin supreme court ne aisa order kyo diya..? matlab ki ye to galat hai na..kanoon ko apne hath me lena..? isse to baki judges ki koi value hi nahi rah jayegi na…?

Raj—achcha ek baat batao..agar black star kisi ko din dahade qatl kar deta hai sab ke samne to kya uske khilaf koi action hota hai…? Koi case hota hai uske khilaf…? Police kuch karti hai…?

Tanu—nahi, black star se to sab darte hain..koi kuch nahi karta uske khilaf..phir chahe vo kuch bhi kare..

Raj—bas, isiliye to mujhe bhi aisi power di gayi hai black star ko khatam karne ke liye..jisse ki uski power mere kisi kaam me rukawat na ban sake…kyon ki loha hi lohe ko kaatta hai…yahi vajah se mujhe free hand kiya gaya hai…mere hath kanoon se bandhe huye nahi hain..main khud hi apna kanoon banata hu…vakalat bhi khud hi karta hu aur faisla bhi khud hi sunata hu..aur tumhe ek raaz ki baat batata hu..yahi power mujhe 100 countries ki govt, ne di hai..jisse ki agar black star unke desh me chhupa ho to main unke desh me ja kar uske khilaf kadam utha saku aur usko khatam kar saku..

Maine karib do ghante tak jam kar tanu didi ko ragda..phir maine unhe rekha ke baare me bataya jo kuch mere aur rekha didi ke beech hua tha…main ek round aur tanu didi ko ragadna chahta tha lekin vo itne me hi hath jod li thi to maine unko jane diya…vo bhi langdate huye abhay aur kalyani ke samne se chalte huye apne room me ghus gayi.

Tanu didi ke jate hi abhay aur kalyani aa gaye aur wasiyat ke baare me puchne lage..magar abhi to mere dimag me kuch aur hi kida bulbula raha tha.

Abhay—ab to bata de wasiyat kaha hai…?

Raj—pahle teri biwi chod lu phir baat karenge..

Abhay—Kalyan ab tum bhi jao aur apna kalyan karwao..(mann me)..mdarchodd, ye haramipan me mere baap ka bhi baap hai..sala ye bahut bada harami hai..itna jaldi jaldi iska lund khada kaise ho jata hai…? Sach me bahut bada chudakkad saand hai ye..

Raj—tu kaha chala madarchod chacha…? Yahi ruk aur apni biwi ko chudte huye dekh bhosdike..

Abhay ko majburi me vahi ruk kar apni biwi ko mujhse chudte huye dekhna pada...mera lund dekhte hi uski ankhe choudi ho gayi..kalyani chachi bhi maze se usko dikha dikha kar upar gaand utha rahi thi aur khoob kas kas ke chodne ko bol rahi thi..abhay mann hi mann me mujhe gaaliya dete huye sab dekhta raha...maine bhi kalyani chachi ki bur ko jam ke bajane ke baad gaand ka number laga diya.gaand maarte maarte hi jaan bujh kar main ludhak gaya...aur behosh hone ka natak karne laga jaise ki sach me mere upar abhay ki dawa ka asar ho gaya ho..

Abhay—madarchodd..itni der me ja kar dawa ka asar hua jab saand ne mera poora ghar chod dala...ab puchta hu sale se..

Abhay—raj beta...wasiyat kaha hai…?

Raj (natak)—nahi malum..main to khud hi abhi dhoond raha hu..

Abhay—kuch to pata hoga wasiyat ke baare me…? Kuch to andaza hoga hi ki vo kaha ho sakti hai…?

Raj (ankhe band)—nahi malum…bas itna pata hai ki pardada ki photo ke andar ek kagaz hai jisme koi paheli likhi huyi hai wasiyat ke baare me..lekin mujhe vo photo hi nahi mili abhi tak..agar vo photo mil jaye to vah paheli bhi mil jayegi aur phir uske jariye wasiyat bhi dhoond lunga..

Abhay (chounk kar)—kyaa photo…?

Kalyani (shocked)—kyaa dada ji ki photo…?

Abhay (mann me)—dada ki photo to haal me lagi hai….ab samjha ki ye kyon nahi photo dhoond paya…? Milti bhi kaise, kyon ki dada ki photo ke upar to maine apne baap ki photo laga kar use frame me fit karwa di thi..

Abhay turant haal me gaya aur jaldi se ek photo deewar se utar kar uska operation karne laga…ab abhay gaandu ko kya malum ki ye photo ke upar photo wali baat to mujhe uss din hi pata chal gayi thi jis din maine ek photo ka cheer haran kiya tha..

Abhay ne jaise hi frame se photo ko nikala to usme use ek kagaz dikhayi diya..khushi uske chehre par dekhne hi layak thi uss samay jaise ki kagaz nahi balki wasiyat mil gayi ho..?

Abhay (mann me)—arrey biwi aur beti chud gayi to kya hua..wasiyat to mil gayi ..hahahhaha…ab main iss harami ko jaan se maar dunga…pahle jagaz to dekh lu…

Abhay ne jaldi se uss kagaz ko nikala aur khol kar usme jo likha tha usko padhne laga lekin padhte hi uske chehre par kuch der pahle tak chhayi khushi ke baadal gayab ho agye.

Abhay (shocked)—ye kaisi paheli hai…? “Bhaag Bhosdike Aandhi Aayi”….iss paheli ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya..

Abhay poori raat uss paheli ka jawab internet par search karta raha aur subah uski ankh lag gayi…jabki main subah uth kar fresh hone ke baad haweli se nikal gaya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod abhay, ab dhoondta rah uss paheli ka jawab…ab main chala apni paheli ka jawab dhoondne … dekhu to jara ki chhamiya kya janti hai wasiyat ke baare me…? Chhamiya ke dil me koun sa raaz hai…?

Yahi sab sochte huye main jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya..chhamiya se milne ke liye..

Bohat hi zabardast update bro.

To Abbay k saamne uski biwi ko chod diya aur uski beti Tanu se uske saamne shaadi b karli aur Rekha ko uske baap ka asli chehra b dikaya k us ka baap kya krsakta hai.