Incest SAAND

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE- 283
Altimatum Day # 5
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Abhay poori raat uss paheli ka jawab internet par search karta raha aur subah uski ankh lag gayi…jabki main subah uth kar fresh hone ke baad haweli se nikal gaya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod abhay, ab dhoondta rah uss paheli ka jawab…ab main chala apni paheli ka jawab dhoondne … dekhu to jara ki chhamiya kya janti hai wasiyat ke baare me…? Chhamiya ke dil me koun sa raaz hai…?

Yahi sab sochte huye main jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya..chhamiya se milne ke liye..

Ab aage…..

Main jab jyoti ke yaha pahucha tab tak jyoti duty par ja chuki thi..mujhe dekhte hi chhamiya, kumkum aur gayatri ke chehre par rounk aa gayi..kumkum aa kar sidhe mere seene se lag gayi aur gaaytri apni bari aane ka intazar karne lagi.

Kumkum—aap bina bataye kaha gayab ho jate ho..?

Raj—duty par tha darling..

Kumkum—kaisi duty hai ye ki apni aur apne hone wale bachche ke liye bilkul bhi time na de…? Mera nahi to kam se kam apne hone wale bachche ka to khyal kar liya karo..

Raj—khyal tha tabhi to dekho aa gaya na..(mann me)..madarchod, kitne hone wale bachcho ka khyal karu…? Inki maa ko chodu, yaha to do darzan aurte iss saand ke lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha paida karne wali hain…kis kis ka khyal rakhu ? jis ki bur me bhi ek baar lund ghused kar pel deta hu, vahi madarchod gabhin ho jati hai..sala sardardi ban gaya hai ab to ye chodna bhi..

Gayatri—bahut theek to kah rahi hai..aise samay me ek aurat ko sabse jyada apne pati ki jarurat hoti hai..ab tu apni biwi ka khyal nahi rakhega to koun rakhega…? vaise bhi bechari ka samay nazdik hi hai..

Raj—tum bhi aa jao maa..tum kyo door khadi ho…? (dhire se)..tu bhi to mere lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha dene wali hai.

Gayatri bhi aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main dono ke sath bedroom me aa gaya aur dono ke hotho ko chum kar unhe bahlane laga jisse unki shikayat door ho jaye.

Kumkum—ab main aapko kahi nahi jane dungi..

Raj—kahi nahi jaunga meri randiyo..

Gayatri—kitna besharm ho gaya hai jo apni maa aur apni biwi ko randi bol raha hai..

Raj—maine kya galat bola... ? kya tum dono meri randi nahi ho... ?

Gayatri—hoon, main teri personal randi hu lekin uske sath sath main teri maa bhi hu..

Kumkum—aur main biwi

Raj—vaise maa, date kab ki hai... ?

Gayatri—bas agle hafte ki date hai hum dono saas bahu ki...mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai..

Raj—kis baat ki tension…?

Gayatri—ek to main vidhwa hu upar se iss umra me maa banungi to log kya kahenge…? Badi badnami hogi sab ki..

Raj—isme tension kaisi..? dekho maa, tum dono ki date same hi hai…to tum apne bachche ko kumkum ka bachcha bata dena sab ko..bas tension khatam..

Kumkum—matlab…?

Raj—matlab ye ki sab ko ye batana ki kumkum ne judwa bachcho ko janam diya hai..iss tarah se badnami bhi nahi hogi aur dono bachcho ko unki maa bhi mil jayegi..

Gayatri—haan ye sahi idea hai…lekin kumkum tumhe to koi dikkat nahi hai na…?

Kumkum—mujhe kyo dikkat hogi…mujhe koun sa use apna doodh pilana hai..use doodh to uski maa matlab ki aap hi pilaogi na maa ji…?

Gayatri—vo sab to theek hai beta lekin doctor ne agar sab bata diya kisi ko tab….?

Raj—doctor kuch nahi batayegi…aap dono doctor mona ko dikhana…usse meri baat ho chuki hai..vo sab sambhal legi..

Kumkum (ghurte huye)—kyo…? Usko bhi pet se kar diya kya aapne…?

Raj—hihihihi..arrey nahi darling…main tumhare alawa kisi ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi..tum khamkha mujh par shak karti ho..

Kumkum—jisne apni maa ko nahi chhoda, bhala vo dusri ko kaise chhod dega…? Agar aisa hua to hum dono saas bahu mil kar aapki vo doctor mona ki gaand me lal mirchi bhar dengi..haan..

Dono se kafi der tak baat karne ke baad main vaha se uth kar chhamiya ke paas chala gaya jo ki mere liye coffee bana rahi thi..maine usko piche se pakad liya aur uske doodh dabane laga.

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…rajjj..mat karo na…malkin dekh lengi to gadbad ho jayegi…aaahhhhh

Raj—arrey koi nahi ayega..chal jaldi se ek bar apni bur ka maza de de…

Chhamiya—aaahhhh...nahi de sakti majburi hai..

Raj—kyo nahi de sakti... ? abhi tak to bolti thi ki aaj se meri bur par sirf tumhara hi haq hai, kitna jaldi badal gayi..

Chhamiya—main badli nahi hu..ab bhi aapki vahi chhamiya hu..

Raj—to phir govinda ne khoob choda hoga tujhe, yahi na... ?

Chhamiya—chhee, maine uss din se unko hath lagane nahi diya..

Raj—phir bur dene se kyo mana kar rahi hai... ?

Chhamiya—vo doctor ne mana kiya hai karne ko..

Raj—doctor ne mana kiya hai.. ? doctor ki maa ka bhosda..vo madarchod koun hota hai bur chudwane ke liye mana karne wala... ?

Chhamiya—vo isliye..kyon ki main tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hu..

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa..ek aur bachcha…? (mann me)..Maiya chud gayi…yaha meri gaand phati ja rahi hai madarchod..aur idhar inki maa ko chodu..sab ki sab gabhin gabhin khel rahi hain…lagta hai ki sab mil kar madarchod mujhe kaurvo ka baap dhritrashtra bana kar manengi …aur phir unme mahabharat hogi…agar sheetal didi aur sadhana ko pata chala to vah dono mil ke meri gaand hi tod dengi..

Chhamiya (sharmate huye)—vo 8th mahina chal raha hai na isliye mana kiya hai doctor ne..

Raj—badhiya hai..bahut badhiya…iss khushi me bur na sahi gaand to de hi sakti ho na ki doctor ne gaand dene se bhi mana kiya hai…?

Chhamiya—uske liye to kuch kaha nahi lekin agar bachche ko kuch nuksan hua to…?

Raj—arrey yaar, mujhe tum ek baat batao ki maa tum apni bur se banogi ya apni gaand se…?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—gaand se bhi kabhi kisi ke bachcha paida hota hai bhala…?

Raj—vahi to main samjha raha hu..bachcha to teri bur phad ke bahar niklega..to phir gaand dene me bachche ko kaise khatra ho sakta hai..chal jaldi se gaand de de..

Chhamiya—lekin…

Raj—lekin vekin kuch nahi..chal..bahut dhire dhire aur pyar se teri gaand marunga..

Main chhamiya ko pakad kar jyoti ke room me le gaya aur darwaja band kar ke uski saree upar khiskaya aur gaand me dher sala sarso ka tel gira kar uski gaand dhire dhire maarne laga.

Chhamiya—aaahhh..dhire rajjj..pet me lagta hai…aaaahhh

Raj—bilkul dhire dhire maarunga..chinta mat kar…achcha chhamiya, tum wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti ho kya…?

Chhamiya—aaahhhhh..wasiyat..koun si wasiyat…? Mujh garib ke paas koun si wasiyat hogi sahab…meri izzat hi meri wasiyat thi jiske malik aap ho, vo to aap ko de hi chuki hu..aaahhhhh

Raj—main iski baat nahi kar raha balki apni wasiyat ki baat kar raha hu…

Chhamiya—main kuch samjhi nahi…

Raj—achcha ye batao ki kabhi kisi ne tumhe koi paper wagairah diya tha ya tumhe koi paper mila tha kahi…?

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…aapki baate meri samajh me nahi aati..jane kya baate kar rahe ho….? Mujh garib ke paas agar koi asiyat hoti to kya yaha dusre ke ghar me jhadu, pochha aur bartan saaf kar rahi hoti…?

Raj—tum samjhi nahi…main tumhari baat nahi kar raha hu…asal me mere purkho ki wasiyat kahi kho gayi hai jo mil nahi rahi hai aur uska milna mere liye bahut jaruri hai…maine bahut talash kiya to ek admi se mulaqat huyi jo ki apni antim saanse gin raha tha, usne marte marte tumhara naam liya. Isliye maine tumse pucha..

Chhamiya (hairan)—mera naam liya…? Koun tha vo…?

Raj—pata nahi..maine usse jab wasiyat ke baare me pucha to uske muh se bas itna hi nikla ki ‘chhamiya’ iske baad vo mar gaya.

Chhamiya (hairan)—ajib baat hai..koun ho sakta hai vo aur usne mera naam kyo liya….? Main to koi wasiyat ke baare me nahi janti..

Raj—kahte hain ki marne wala kabhi jhuth nahi bolta..yaad karo, ho sakta hai ki wasiyat na sahi par kabhi kisi ne tumhe kuch diya ho….?

Chhamiya (sochte huye)—nahii rajj, mujhe to aisa kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…

Raj (udas)—theek hai koi baat nahi..jane do..

Maine uski gaand maarte huye apna pani uski gaand me hi bhar diya..aur phir vapis kumkum ke paas aa gaya…kuch der dono se baat karne ke baad main nahane chala gaya..chhamiya apne aap ko saaf kar ke mere liye khana banane me lag gayi…lekin khana banate huye bhi uska dimag meri kahi baat par hi ghum raha tha…achanak hi vo khana banana chhod kar tezi se meri taraf bhagi main uss samay naha hi raha tha…poore sharir me sabun laga raha tha.

Chhamiya—rajj..darwaja kholo..

Raj—kyo kya hua chhamiya…? Main naha raha hu..tumhe bhi nahana hai kya mere sath…?

Chhamiya—nahi, mujhe bas kuch yaad aaya hai jo aap puch rahe the..

Ye sunte hi mera nahana yakayak ruk gaya…maine turant vise hi darwaja khol diya..mere poore nange sharir me sabun lagi huyi thi…mujhe aise dekh kar chhamiya chounk gayi.

Chhamiya—arrey ye kya…? Pahle sabun to dho lo aur kuch pahan lo..

Raj—sabun gaya maa chudane..tum ye batao ki kya yaad aaya…?

Chhamiya—vo jab main aslam sahab ke yaha kaam karti thi na tab ek din main kuch samaan lene ke liye market gayi thi.. ussi samay ek admi daudta hua aaya..uske piche kuch gunde pade huye the..bhagte huye vo jaise hi mere bagal se gujra to usne ek kagaz mere hatho me pakda diya..main uski iss harkat par gussa ho kar kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi vo gunde usko dhoondte huye vaha pahuch gaye..aur vo mere paas se daudne laga..lekin unn logo ne use gher liya aur usko maarte huye jabardasti ek gadi me baitha kar kahi le gaye.

Raj (hairan)—kya likha tha usme…? Kaha hai vo kagaz…?

Chhamiya—mujhe padhna thodi na aata hai jo mujhe malum hoga..haan, vo kagaz abhi bhi mere paas hi hai, abhi le kar aati hu..

Chhamiya vaha se apne room me chali gayi aur maine jaldi se shower on kar ke apne jism me lage sabun ko saaf kiya aur phir towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya..thodi hi der me chhamiya ek kagaz le kar aayi aur mujhe pakda diya…maine jaldi se usko khol kar dekha to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya.

Raj (dimag kharab, mann me)—madarchod, iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdike ne nautanki macha rakhi hai..paheli hi paheliya kam thi jo madarchod ne itni dher paheli likh kar mar gaya..ek paheli ka jawab to mil nahi raha tha, ye paheliyo ka bhandar alag se mil gaya.

Uss kagaz me kul 9 paheliya likhi huyi thi, jo iss prakar hain..

• Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?
• Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?
• Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?
• Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?
• Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?
• Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?
• Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.
• Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed
• Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE- 284
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Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Ab aage……

Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..

Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?

Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..

Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..

Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..

Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...

Raj—tumne kha liya... ?

Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..

Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..

Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?

Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..

Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..

Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..

Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..

Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?

Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.

Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?

Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..

Raj—to phir.. ?

Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..

Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.

Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.

Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..

Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..

Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.

Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..

Raj—kya le lu... ?

Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..

Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..

Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..

Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?

Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…

Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..

Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.

Raj—uuummmm

Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.

Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..

Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…

Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?

Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…

Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..

Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..

Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.

Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?

Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?

Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..

Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?

Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..

Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.

Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..

Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?

Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..

Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..

Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?

Raj—theek hai..

Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..

Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..

Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..

Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..

Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..

Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.

Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..

Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?

Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?

Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?

Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.

Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?

Radha—thakurain ji ka..

Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !

Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..

Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..

Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.

Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..

Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..

Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..

Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..

Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?

Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..

Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.

Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?

Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?

Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..

Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?

Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?

Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?

Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai,

Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.

Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..

Pinky--***********

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

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Sooperb update bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Waiting for next update bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Waiting for next update bro.

 

[Ben Tennyson]

Super update ?

 

[aman rathore]

SAAND
UPDATE- 284
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Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Ab aage……

Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..

Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?

Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..

Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..

Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..

Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...

Raj—tumne kha liya... ?

Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..

Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..

Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?

Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..

Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..

Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..

Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..

Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?

Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.

Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?

Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..

Raj—to phir.. ?

Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..

Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.

Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.

Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..

Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..

Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.

Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..

Raj—kya le lu... ?

Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..

Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..

Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..

Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?

Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…

Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..

Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.

Raj—uuummmm

Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.

Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..

Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…

Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?

Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…

Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..

Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..

Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.

Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?

Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?

Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..

Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?

Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..

Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.

Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..

Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?

Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..

Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..

Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?

Raj—theek hai..

Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..

Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..

Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..

Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..

Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..

Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.

Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..

Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?

Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?

Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?

Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.

Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?

Radha—thakurain ji ka..

Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !

Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..

Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..

Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.

Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..

Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..

Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..

Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..

Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?

Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..

Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.

Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?

Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?

Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..

Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?

Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?

Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?

Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai,

Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.

Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..

Pinky--***********

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

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[aman rathore]

SAAND
UPDATE- 284
​

Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Ab aage……

Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..

Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?

Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..

Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..

Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..

Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...

Raj—tumne kha liya... ?

Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..

Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..

Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?

Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..

Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..

Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..

Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..

Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?

Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.

Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?

Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..

Raj—to phir.. ?

Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..

Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.

Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.

Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..

Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..

Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.

Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..

Raj—kya le lu... ?

Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..

Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..

Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..

Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?

Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…

Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..

Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.

Raj—uuummmm

Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.

Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..

Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…

Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?

Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…

Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..

Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..

Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.

Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?

Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?

Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..

Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?

Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..

Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.

Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..

Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?

Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..

Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..

Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?

Raj—theek hai..

Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..

Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..

Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..

Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..

Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..

Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.

Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..

Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?

Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?

Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?

Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.

Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?

Radha—thakurain ji ka..

Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !

Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..

Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..

Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.

Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..

Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..

Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..

Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..

Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?

Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..

Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.

Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?

Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?

Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..

Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?

Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?

Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?

Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai,

Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.

Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..

Pinky--***********

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

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amazing update hai bhai,
behad hi shandaar aur lajawab update hai bhai

 

[Dr. Zeus]

dil se lagya hai seene me sajaya hai ...
kya khaake kisi ne yeh saand banaya hai ....

thanks anand bhai nd thanks prem pujari bhai ....
gazab super lovely ......

 

[Black water]

Super fantastic update bhai

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Eagerly waiting for update bro