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Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?
Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..
Raj—kaisa jawab…?
Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?
Raj—kaha hai…?
Thakurain—matlab saaf hai ki agar inn paheliyo ka sambandh wasiyat se hai tab maine jo bataya uska 2nd option hi correct hai..uss jagah hi wasiyat honi chahiye..
Raj—arey yaar, baat option ki nahi hai..baat ye hai ki iss paheli ke artho ka wasiyat ke hone ya na hone se kya sambandh hai aur kaise ho sakta hai…? Ab tumhi socho, ki Lota ke hone ya na hone ka kya matlab hai…? Madhi Na Thi, ka kya matlab hai…? Parda Na Tha, ka kya arth hai…? Diya Na Tha, se kya matlab nikalna chahiye…? Phera Na Tha, iss shabd ka wasiyat se kya lena dena…? Chakki le ja kar vaha karunga..kya vaha mujhe gehu peesna hai…? Ya phir wasiyat ko pisayi karni hai..? Kela aur Bhutta, vaha kis ke khane ke liye le kar jana hai…? Aur usse bhi badi baat ki ye sab cheeze le kar akhir jana kaha hai..kis jagah par…?
Thakurain—dekho, sochne wali baat ye hai ki ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupana kyo pada…? wasiyat bani kiske liye thi..? tumhare liye, lekin ab uss samay wasiyat banne ke time par to tum paida bhi nahi huye the..isliye usko chhupana pada sabse, aur yahi pahli paheli ka sanket hai jiska arth hai..Raj Na Tha, matlab ki uss samay tum nahi the.
Raj—chalo ye baat to samajh aa gayi lekin baki sawalo ka kya….?
Thakurain—Ab aate hain baki paheliyo ke arth par…Madhi Na Thi :-yaha paheli me madhi hone ka matlab jhopdi se hai, Parda Na Tha :- matlab ki usme koi darwaja nahi laga hai,khuli huyi hai…Lota Na Tha :- Isme shayad pani le kar jana hai, iska kya upyog hai vaha par, ye main bhi nahi samajh pa rahi hu abhi to..ya phir ye ho sakta hai ki vaha ki kisi cheez par pani daal kar hath pherna ya ghumana ho kyon ki ek paheli ka jawab Phera Na Tha bhi aa raha hai…Diya Na Tha, ka matlab hai ki vaha jhopdi me andhera hai, iska sambandh vaha ujala karne se hai, ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki uss wasiyat ko kisi invisible ink se likha gaya ho jise padhne ke liye Diya ki roshni me pahle usko garam karna hoga tabhi usme likhe shabd ikhayi denge…baki raha Chakki, Bhutta aur Kela to shayad ho sakta hai ki bhutta ko peesna ho, aur phir uska jo safed powder niklega, uska koi use ho vaha par..kela ke baare me pata nahi.
Raj—Indu, tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere madarchod pardada ne jis wasiyat ko chhupane ki khatir itna bada taam jhaam kiya, vo wasiyat sirf ek iss kagaz se mil sakti hai…? Kya kewal inn 9 paheliyo ke dum par main uss wasiyat wali jagah tak pahuch sakta hu, jabki jagah kaha hai, iska koi jikra hi nahi hai…?
Thakurain—haan, jarur sochne layak baat hai..lekin ye kyo bhulte ho ki inn paheliyo ke sath sath ek jagah ka naksha bhi to hai..jo wasiyat ki jagah ho sakti hai..
Raj—mera sawal to ab bhi vahi hai, jara samajhne ki koshish karo…wasiyat paane ki detail aur wasiyat ke jagah ki jankari, kya ek hi kagaz par milna possible hai..? jabki use chhupane ke liye itna jyada tedha rasta ikhtiyar kiya gaya ho…?
Thakurain—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki inn 9 paheliyo ka uddeshya uss jagah se wasiyat kaise hasil karna hai, iski jankari dena ho…? Aur jo sath me naksha hai, vaha se wasiyat kis jagah par hai, iska koi clue vaha se mile…? Matlab ki uss jagah par pahuch kar wasiyat hasil karne ka process ho ye 9 paheliya jabki nakshe ka matlab uss wasiyat wali origional jagah ki jankari dena ho..?
Raj—hmmm, ye point tumhara tark sangat laga..jarur aisa hi hai…chalo khair koi baat nahi, baki ka matlab to main jab tumhari gaand maarunga to samajh me aa jayega..
Thakurain aur bhi shayad kuch kahna chahti thi kintu Tab tak arti coffee le kar aa gayi to hamne baat ka rukh badal diya aur usse baat karne laga.
Raj—arey arti, tumhari shanti didi kaha hai, dikhayi nahi di abhi tak…?
Arti—vo thoda market tak gayi hain..aati hongi..
Dono se lagbhag ghante bhar baat karne ke baad maine arti ko ek round pela aur phir kal milne ka vada kar ke haweli se nikal gaya shilpa se milne ke liye kyon ki maine usse uske pair ka operation karwane ka vada kiya tha..mujhe dekhte hi vo khushi se chahak uthi.
Shilpa (lipat kar)—tum kaha chale gaye the raj…?
Raj—main tujhe chhod ke kaha jaunga pagli..dekh aa gaya na tere paas..
Shilpa—main kitna pareshan ho gayi thi pata hai..log na jane kaisi kaisi baate kar rahe the..
Raj—karne do..tum ye batao ki tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi hai…?
Shilpa—padhayi to theek chal rahi hai lekin tumhare bina achcha nahi lag raha tha kuch bhi..
Raj—kal taiyar rahna, hum doctor ke paas chalenge tumhare operation ki baat karne..agar possible hua to operation kal hi ho jayega isliye kal college mat jana..
Shilpa—mujhe nahi jana, mujhe darr lagta hai..aur tum ye iss tarah mere upar paise barbad mat karo..
Raj—dubara kaha to thappad marunga samjhi..maine tumhe dil se apna dost mana hai aur main jisse dosti kar leta hu, uske liye paisa to kya, khoon tak bahane se bhi piche nahi hat-ta..
Shilpa—vo sab to theek hai lekin..
Raj—koi lekin vekin nahi, kal chalna hai matlab chalna hai…tum nahi janti ki tumhe jab koi langdi ghodi aur apahiz kahta hai to mujhe kitni taklif hoti hai sun kar…main tumhe apne pairo par khade hote dekhna chahta hu..bina baisakhi ke chalte dekhna chahta hu…aur vaise bhi tumhare theek hote hi main apna sara paisa byaj sahit tujhe chod chod kar vasul kar lunga..
Shilpa—poora gaon tumhe maha chudakkad saand kahta hai…kisi ne ye nahi dekha ki iss saand ke seene me kitna pyara aur nek dil bhi hai… mere liye to tumhi mere bhagwan ho…mujhe chodne ke liye tumhe ye sab karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…main to tumhari rakhail hu, jab chaho mujhe chod sakte ho….lekin tum ho ki poori gaon ki ladkiyo ko chodte phirte ho lekin jab main chodne ko kahti hu to baat taal jate ho..
Raj—baki ladkiyo ko main isliye chodta hu kyon ki unhe main dekhta hi chodne ki nazar se hu lekin tumhe uss nazar se nahi dekhta, isliye baat taal jata hu..tumhari jagah yaha mere dil me hai pagli..
Shilpa—kya main achchi nahi lagti…? Ya phir main sundar aur jawan nahi hu... ?
Raj—sab khubiya hain tum me..koi kami nahi hai tumhare andar..tumhara nature mere dil ko bahut pyara lagta hai..
Shilpa—phir mujhe chodte kyo nahi... ?
Raj—pahle operation..baki sab uske baad..
Shilpa—tumne mujhse vada kiya tha ki mera operation hone ke baad tum mujhe chodoge..yaad hai na..?
Raj—chinta mat karo..operation ho jane do, phir tumhe aisa chodunga ki tum phir se langdi ghodi ban jaogi..
Shilpa—mujhe uss din ka badi shiddat se intazar rahega jab tum apni iss langdi ghodi ki sawari karoge..
Thodi der me uski maa jalebi bhi aa gayi to dono se kuch der baat karne ke baad main apne ghar ke liye chal pada…sab mera hi intazar kar rahe the..fresh ho kar main sabke sath dinner karne baith gaya.tabhi mere mobile ki ring tone bajne lagi.
Raj—gudiya, mera mobile to lana jara room se..
Radha—abhi layi bhaiya..
Radha mera mobile lene ke liye room me chali gayi, usne mobile utha kar screen ki taraf dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya kyon ki screen par ‘gadrayi pinky’ naam display ho raha tha..thakurain aur shilpa se milne ke chakkar me main ye baat bhul hi gaya tha ki maine pinky ko shaam me nadi kinare milne ko bulaya tha…pinky ka naam dekhte hi radha ke tann badan me aag lag gayi.
Radha (gusse ho kar mann me)—Sali randi, ab mere bhaiya ko aadhi raat me phone bhi karne lagi..lekin iss chhinariya ko mere bhaiya ka number mila kaha se…? jarur isne mere mobile se churaya hoga…? Aur ye bhaiya bhi na…kaha se vo kutiya bhaiya ko gadrayi nazar aa gayi…? Pakka Sali ne car me bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha diye honge khol kar…? Mujhe bhaiya ko car me uske paas akele chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha…mujhe ab jaldi hi kuch karna hoga, nahi to vo kamini mere bhaiya ko apni jawani dikha dikha kar phansa legi..
Raj—arey, kya hua gudiya..? kis ka phone hai…?
Radha (jaldi se)—kisi ka nahi bhaiya..vo..vo..haan, customer care ka phone hai..
Radha ne jaldi se call detail aur contact list se uska naam aur number delete kar diya…aur phir itne me bhi uska gussa thanda nahi hua to usko ek massage send kar diya, ye likh kar ki ‘agar dubara iss number par phone kiya ya koi massage kiya to teri gaand me itna mota danda ghusedungi ki jo sidha teri bur ko phadte huye bahar niklega’…phir mobile se send kiya hua massage delete karne ke baad mujhe la kar pakda diya..
Main khana khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur phir kuch der tanu, rekha aur jyoti se baat karne ke baad apni chodu team se har jagah ka haal chaal pata kiya…baat karne ke baad main phir se wasiyat ke baare me sochne laga.
Raj (mann me)—kya matlab ho sakta hai inn paheliyo ka…? Ye paheli mere liye hai, ye to samajh me aa gaya lekin baki shabdo ka kya arth hai…? Ye chakki, bhutta aur kela sath me le jane ka kya prayojan ho sakta hai…? Aur itni badi aur vajandar chakki koi le ke jayega kaise…? Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki thakurain ne jo kaha vo dono hi baate shamil ho..? matlab ki mujhe sath me kuch le kar bhi jana ho aur vaha se kuch hatana bhi ho…ya phir sirf akele mujhe jana ho aur baki sab cheeze wasiyat vaha rakhne ke samay par na rahi ho lekin iss samay ho aur mujhe unko hatana ho vaha se.. ? kyon ki itni bhari chakki to sath me koi le kar jayega nahi...dusri baat, ki uss nakshe ke jariye jarur koi aisa clue mil sakta hai jo wasiyat wali jagah tak pahucha de..aur uss jagah par pahuchne ke baad inn 9 paheliyo ka number aata ho.. ? jarur yahi baat hai..ab mujhe sabse pahle uss nakshe wali jagah ka pata lagana hoga.
Ye sab sochte huye mujhe sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaad satane lagi to main sheetal didi ki tasveer ko le kar dekhne laga...unki photo dekhte huye jane kab meri aankh lag gayi...raat me mujhe kisi ke chipak kar chumne ka ehsaas hua to meri aankh khul gayi..
Maine dekha to ye ritu didi thi jo sabke sone ke baad jane kab mere room me aa gayi thi kyon darwaja main lock karna bhul gaya sheetal didi ki photo dekhte huye..raat ke karib 12 baj rahe the.
Raj—ritu didi aap... ?
Ritu (dhire se)—dhire bolo, nahi to koi sun lega...aur, ab apne samne akele me to didi mat bolo mujhe..iss samay main tumhari biwi hu, sirf biwi..
Raj—(mann me)..lagta hai ki bach gaya..baki sab so gayi hain..sabke sone ka intazar karte karte... ? ab araam se ritu didi ko nangi kar ke pelunga raat bhar..
Ritu—kya sochne lage... ?
Raj—kuch nahi, soch raha hu ki aaj poori raat apni ritu didi ko nangi kar ke khoob pelu..
Ritu (kaan me)—to pelo na..roka kisne hai..main to pelwane hi aayi hu..
Maine samay na barbad karte huye jaldi se ritu didi ke kapde utar kar unko poori nangi kar diya aur phir khud bhi nanga ho kar unke upar aa gaya aur unke dono doodh mutthi me bhar kar dabate huye hoth chumne laga.
Ritu—aaaahhhh..aise hi dabao raj,,mere doodh lekin thoda dhire se..itni kas ke mat dabao..dard hota hai…aaaahhhh
Raj—kya karu didi ..tumhare doodh hain hi itne mast ki mere hath apne aap hi inhe jor jor se dabane lagte hain..
Abhi mujhe ritu didi ke doodh dabate huye dus minute hi huye honge ki tabhi koi badi dheemi awaz me darwaja khatkhatane laga jisse main aur ritu didi dono hi chounk gaye.
Ritu (tension)—raj, ab kya hoga…? Ab to main pakdi jaungi..
Raj—kuch nahi, main dekhta hu..darne ki koi baat nahi hai..aap ek kaam karo, jaldi se kahi chhup jao, tab tak main dekhta hu ki koun hai..?
Ritu (tension)—kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo, aap almari ke piche chhup jao..
Ritu—lekin raj, main to poori nangi hu..
Raj—uff didi, jaldi se chhupo na..jao..kapde rahne do,..jo bhi hoga, main use darwaje se hi baat kar ke rawana kar dunga..
Ritu—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..lekin tum light band kar do..aur jo bhi hai, use jaldi bhagao yaha se..
Ritu didi ke almari ke piche jate hi maine jaldi se light band ki aur phir towel lapet kar dhire se darwaja khola..darwaja khulte hi koi turant andhere me andar ghus aaya aur mujhse lipat gaya…awaz se main samajh gaya ki ye arushi mami hain.
Arushi—main kab se darwaja khatkhata rahi thi..kya kar rahe the…?
Raj (jaldi se muh daba kar kaan me)—awaz mat karo..vo main so gaya tha..
Arushi (kaan me)—lekin mujhe to kisi ladki ki awaz sunayi de rahi thi jab main darwaje par aayi to..koun thi…?
Raj (kaan me)—koi nahi thi..vo...vo..haan, main vo mobile me film dekh raha tha..
Arushi (dhire se)—lekin abhi to bol rahe the ki main so raha tha…?
Raj—kya..aisa bola maine... ? to phir main jarur so raha hounga..vo kya hai na ki film dekhte dekhte hi main so gaya tha aur film chalu rah gayi thi..
Arushi—ohhh..to ye baat hai..mujhe to tension hi ho gayi thi kisi ladki ki awaz sun kar..
Arushi mujhe pakad kar bistar par le aayi aur mere upar chadh kar chumne lagi...ab main usko aisa kuch karne se rok bhi nahi sakta tha kyon ki usne meri khatir apna pariwar, sasural yaha tak ki samaaj ki bhi parwah nahi kithi..har badnami jhelne ko taiyar thi vo meri khatir…to phir main use pyar karne se kaise mana kar sakta hu..
Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..arushi mami ko jaldi se chod kar rawana kar deta hu..phir itminan se ritu didi ko chodunga.
Maine ye soch kar arushi ke kapde phataphat utar kar use nangi kar diya aur aur uske doodh dabate huye bur chusne laga. Iss dauran hum sirf ek dusre ke kaan me hi phusphusa rahe the jisse ki awaz na ho warna kahi ritu didi ko na pata chal jaye to sab gadbad ho jayegi…vaisa hi kuch arushi ke sath bhi tha ki kahi use ritu didi ke baare me pata na chal jaye.
Kuch der tak bur chusne aur doodh dabaye jane se jab arushi poori tarah se chudasi ho gayi to maine uske dono pair apne kandhe par rakh liye aur lund maharaj ko uski bur ke darwaje par tika diya..lekin yaha bhi khade lund par dhokha ho gaya, main abhi arushi ki bur me lund ghusedne hi wala tha ki tabhi phir kisi ne darwaja khatkhata diya..aur kisi ke darwaja knock karne ki awaz sun kar arushi ki gaand phat gayi…vaise sabse jyada tension to mujhe hi ho gayi thi ab..
Arushi (ghabra kar kaan me)—kkk..koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (dhire se)—main dekhta hu..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..
Arushi—lekin main to nangi hu..mere kapde kaha hain.. ? andhere me dikh nahi raha..
Raj—kapdo ko maro goli aur jaldi se chhup jao kahi….jo bhi hoga, darwaje se hi baat kar ke bhaga dunga..(mann me).. jarur minakshi didi aayi hongi…?
Arushi—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—theek hai..(yaad aate hi jaldi se)…nahii..nahii..almari ke piche bilkul nahi..ek kaam karo..vo cooler ke piche chhup jao.. jao jaldi se..
Maine jaldi se arushi ko pakad kar cooler ke piche le gaya aur phir towel dhoondne laga..lekin andhere me towel to nahi mili par jo bhi hath aaya, vahi lapet liya…jo ki arushi ka peticot tha aur darwaja kholne chala gaya…darwaja khulte hi minakshi didi andar ghus aayi aur mere gale se jhul gayi.
Minakshi—kya karne me lage the janab ki itna time lag gaya darwaja khone me…?
Raj (dhire se)—ahista baat karo…warna koi sun lega..
Minakshi (kaan me)—I Love You raj…bahut yaad aa rahi thi tumhari…
Raj—itni raat me kyo aayi ho…?
Minakshi—janab main aapki biwi hu, bhul gaye kya…? Biwi apne pati ke paas raat me nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi..? apne pati ke sath hi to soyegi na..
Minakshi (kaan me)—baat baad me karenge..abhi pahle ek baar pyar karne ka mann hai bistar me..dekho na kitni geeli ho gayi hai neeche se..
Minakshi didi ne mera hath pakad kar sidhe apni saree ke bhitar ghusa kar bur par rakh diya jo ki pani baha rahi thi.. maine bhi kismat ko gaali dete huye use le kar bistar par aa gaya aur jaldi se usko nangi kar ke ek bar me hi poora lund uski bur me thoons diya aur doodh masalte huye danadan chodne laga.
Hum jo bhi baat kar rahe the vo ek dusre ke kaan me hi kar rahe the…abhi mujhe minakshi didi ki bur me lund pelte huye do minute bhi nahi huye the ki tabhi phir koi darwaje par aa dhamka…minakshi didi buri tarah se ghabra gayi.
Minakshi—koun aaya hoga…?
Raj—pata nahi..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..main dekhta hu..(mann me)..koun ho sakta hai…? Kahi kinjal didi to nahi..? kyon ki vah bhi raat me aaj aane ko bol rahi thi mere paas..
Minakshi—ufff..kapde kaha utar kar phenk diye tumne…? Andhere me kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..
Raj—kapde chhodo aur jaldi se chhup jao ..
Minakshi—theek hai main almari ke piche chhup jati hu...
Raj—nahii..nahii..almari ke piche nahi..kahi dusri jagah chhup jao..
Minakshi—almari ke piche kyo nahi…? Achcha theek hai..main cooler ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—nahii..nahii..cooler ke piche bhi nahii.
Minakshi—uufff..almari ke piche bhi nahi…cooler ke piche bhi nahi..to phir kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo..vo sofa ke piche chhip jao..jao jaldi se..
Minakshi didi hath se tatolte huye sofa tak pahuch kar uske piche chhip kar baith gayi aur main jo bhi mila vahi lapet kar darwaja kholne chala gaya…mera anuman bilkul sahi nikla, ye kinjal didi hi thi jinki awaz sunte hi main samajh gaya.
Kinjal—kitna time lagate ho raj darwaja kholne me…?
Raj (kaan me)—didi dhire baat karo..warna koi uth jayega to gadbad ho jayegi..
Kinjal (kaan me)—ab to mujhse naraz nahi ho na raj…?
Raj—mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam dilane ke baad bhi yakin nahi hai aapko…?
Kinjal—hai
Raj—lekin aap itni raat me yaha kyo aayi ho..? hum subah bhi to baat kar sakte hain na..
Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch kahna chahti hu..
Raj—abhi kahna jaruri hai itni raat me…?
Kinjal—agar abhi nahi kah payi to phir nahi kah paungi..samjha karo na..
Raj—aisi kya baat hai jo aap kal din me nahi kah sakti... ?
Kinjal (kaan me)—raj, main tumhari vo adhuri khwahish poori karna chahti hu jo tum mere sath karna chahte the..
Raj—matlab... ?
Kinjal—tum sab jante ho ki tum mere sath kya karna chahte the..
Raj—haan to apni uss galti ke liye main aapse mafi bhi to maang chuka hu didi..aur aapne bhi to mujhe kitna jalil kiya tha yaha tak ki mujhe mara bhi tha..
Kinjal—main bhi to mafi maang chuki hu na..
Raj—haan to phir hisab barabar ho gaya..ab kya chahti ho aap…?
Kinjal—main chahti hu ki jo tum mere sath karte the aur karna chahte the..vo karo..main ab tumhe nahi rokungi apne sath kuch bhi karne se..
Raj—kya karta tha…? Mujhe to kuch bhi yaad nahi hai..
Kinjal (kaan me)—mere muh se sunna chahte ho na..theek hai..? tum na, daily jabardasti ..mere…doo..doo…mere doodh daba diya karte the…main chahti hu ki tum phir se mere …mere..doodh daba diya karo….jee bhar ke mere doodh daba liya karo.. bol na raj, dabayega na mere doodh…? Bol na mere bhai, apni kinjal didi ke doodh dabayega na…?
Raj—sorry, mujhe phir se maar nahi khana didi…jo kuch hua, use bhul jao didi..vo sab meri galti thi..
Kinjal—teri kasam, ab nahi maarungi…tu jo chahe kar mere sath…bilkul mana nahi karungi tujhe..chahe to uss din tu jo dekh raha tha na, achche se jee bhar ke dekh le aur jo mere sath karne ko bolta tha, vo bhi kar le..
Raj—ufff..saaf saaf bolo didi..aise ghuma phira kar baate mat karo..vaise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai..
Kinjal—uss din tu meri vo dekh raha tha na..
Raj—kya vo…?
Kinjal (kaan me)—vo..vo..tu meri..vo..meri bu..meri bur dekh raha tha…tu roj mere doodh pakad ke bola karta tha na ki main tujhe apni bur kab chodne ko dungi..? to aaj main dene ko taiyar hu bhai…mujhe nangi kar ke jee bhar ke dekh le apni kinjal didi ki bur…aur chahe to jee bhar ke chod le apni didi ki bur ko…teri kinjal didi ab apne iss chote bhai se chudwane ko taiyar hai….haan raj, teri kinjal didi, tujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar hai..jee bhar ke apni kinjal didi ki bur le le.
Kinjal didi ki aisi baate sun kar mujhe andar se behad khushi ho rahi thi lekin main phir bhi unhe har tarah se kholna chahta tha..main chahta tha ki vo abhi thoda aur gidgidaye mere samne..
Raj—didi, chhodo ye sab baate..aur jao yaha se..
Kinjal—tujhe meri kasam raj…agar tune mujhe sach me maaf kar diya hai to tu mujhe aaj jarur chodega vo bhi raat bhar poori nangi kar ke..tujhe meri kasam hai..tujhe apni sheetal didi ki kasam hai raj..
Raj—didi..ye aapne mujhe kis dharm sankat me daal diya..aapne sheetal didi ki kasam de kar achcha nahi kiya..
Kinjal—agar tujhe kasam todna hai to tod de lekin main bhi tere sir ki kasam khati hu ki mujhe agar koi chodega to kewal tu hi chodega..warna main zindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi..
Raj—theek hai didi, aapne mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam de kar majbur kar diya hai..isliye main aapko jarur chodunga lekin ek baar phir kahta hu ki aap achchi tarah soch lo..baad me mujhe dosh mat dena..
Kinjal—nahi dungi..
Raj—theek hai..
Main khush ho kar kinjal didi ko baaho me le kar unke hoth chusne laga…aaj kinjal didi ko nangi kar ke unhe chodne ki meri barso ki tamanna poori hone wali thi…unke hoth chumte huye main kurte ke upar se hi unke doodh pakad kar kas kas ke meesne laga…halanki jor se doodh dabaye jane par unhe bahut dard ho raha tha tab bhi vo dard ki parwah na karte huye mujhe aur jor se dabane ke liye uksa rahi thi.
Mujhse ab sabra nahi ho raha tha to maine aanan fanan me jaldi se kinjal didi ko nangi kar diya magar abhi unke sath aage kuch karta ki usse pahle hi ek baar phir se dawaje par halchal hone lagi jisse kinjal didi ke sath sath main bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..
Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..[/I]
Comedy se bharpur update.... Lekin phir wahi baat.... Anand bhai ne etna adhik mehnat kiya hai story likhne me lekin likh kar khud gayab hai. Wo hote to comments karne me maza aata.
Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?
Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..
Raj—kaisa jawab…?
Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?
Raj—kaha hai…?
Thakurain—matlab saaf hai ki agar inn paheliyo ka sambandh wasiyat se hai tab maine jo bataya uska 2nd option hi correct hai..uss jagah hi wasiyat honi chahiye..
Raj—arey yaar, baat option ki nahi hai..baat ye hai ki iss paheli ke artho ka wasiyat ke hone ya na hone se kya sambandh hai aur kaise ho sakta hai…? Ab tumhi socho, ki Lota ke hone ya na hone ka kya matlab hai…? Madhi Na Thi, ka kya matlab hai…? Parda Na Tha, ka kya arth hai…? Diya Na Tha, se kya matlab nikalna chahiye…? Phera Na Tha, iss shabd ka wasiyat se kya lena dena…? Chakki le ja kar vaha karunga..kya vaha mujhe gehu peesna hai…? Ya phir wasiyat ko pisayi karni hai..? Kela aur Bhutta, vaha kis ke khane ke liye le kar jana hai…? Aur usse bhi badi baat ki ye sab cheeze le kar akhir jana kaha hai..kis jagah par…?
Thakurain—dekho, sochne wali baat ye hai ki ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupana kyo pada…? wasiyat bani kiske liye thi..? tumhare liye, lekin ab uss samay wasiyat banne ke time par to tum paida bhi nahi huye the..isliye usko chhupana pada sabse, aur yahi pahli paheli ka sanket hai jiska arth hai..Raj Na Tha, matlab ki uss samay tum nahi the.
Raj—chalo ye baat to samajh aa gayi lekin baki sawalo ka kya….?
Thakurain—Ab aate hain baki paheliyo ke arth par…Madhi Na Thi :-yaha paheli me madhi hone ka matlab jhopdi se hai, Parda Na Tha :- matlab ki usme koi darwaja nahi laga hai,khuli huyi hai…Lota Na Tha :- Isme shayad pani le kar jana hai, iska kya upyog hai vaha par, ye main bhi nahi samajh pa rahi hu abhi to..ya phir ye ho sakta hai ki vaha ki kisi cheez par pani daal kar hath pherna ya ghumana ho kyon ki ek paheli ka jawab Phera Na Tha bhi aa raha hai…Diya Na Tha, ka matlab hai ki vaha jhopdi me andhera hai, iska sambandh vaha ujala karne se hai, ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki uss wasiyat ko kisi invisible ink se likha gaya ho jise padhne ke liye Diya ki roshni me pahle usko garam karna hoga tabhi usme likhe shabd ikhayi denge…baki raha Chakki, Bhutta aur Kela to shayad ho sakta hai ki bhutta ko peesna ho, aur phir uska jo safed powder niklega, uska koi use ho vaha par..kela ke baare me pata nahi.
Raj—Indu, tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere madarchod pardada ne jis wasiyat ko chhupane ki khatir itna bada taam jhaam kiya, vo wasiyat sirf ek iss kagaz se mil sakti hai…? Kya kewal inn 9 paheliyo ke dum par main uss wasiyat wali jagah tak pahuch sakta hu, jabki jagah kaha hai, iska koi jikra hi nahi hai…?
Thakurain—haan, jarur sochne layak baat hai..lekin ye kyo bhulte ho ki inn paheliyo ke sath sath ek jagah ka naksha bhi to hai..jo wasiyat ki jagah ho sakti hai..
Raj—mera sawal to ab bhi vahi hai, jara samajhne ki koshish karo…wasiyat paane ki detail aur wasiyat ke jagah ki jankari, kya ek hi kagaz par milna possible hai..? jabki use chhupane ke liye itna jyada tedha rasta ikhtiyar kiya gaya ho…?
Thakurain—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki inn 9 paheliyo ka uddeshya uss jagah se wasiyat kaise hasil karna hai, iski jankari dena ho…? Aur jo sath me naksha hai, vaha se wasiyat kis jagah par hai, iska koi clue vaha se mile…? Matlab ki uss jagah par pahuch kar wasiyat hasil karne ka process ho ye 9 paheliya jabki nakshe ka matlab uss wasiyat wali origional jagah ki jankari dena ho..?
Raj—hmmm, ye point tumhara tark sangat laga..jarur aisa hi hai…chalo khair koi baat nahi, baki ka matlab to main jab tumhari gaand maarunga to samajh me aa jayega..
Thakurain aur bhi shayad kuch kahna chahti thi kintu Tab tak arti coffee le kar aa gayi to hamne baat ka rukh badal diya aur usse baat karne laga.
Raj—arey arti, tumhari shanti didi kaha hai, dikhayi nahi di abhi tak…?
Arti—vo thoda market tak gayi hain..aati hongi..
Dono se lagbhag ghante bhar baat karne ke baad maine arti ko ek round pela aur phir kal milne ka vada kar ke haweli se nikal gaya shilpa se milne ke liye kyon ki maine usse uske pair ka operation karwane ka vada kiya tha..mujhe dekhte hi vo khushi se chahak uthi.
Shilpa (lipat kar)—tum kaha chale gaye the raj…?
Raj—main tujhe chhod ke kaha jaunga pagli..dekh aa gaya na tere paas..
Shilpa—main kitna pareshan ho gayi thi pata hai..log na jane kaisi kaisi baate kar rahe the..
Raj—karne do..tum ye batao ki tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi hai…?
Shilpa—padhayi to theek chal rahi hai lekin tumhare bina achcha nahi lag raha tha kuch bhi..
Raj—kal taiyar rahna, hum doctor ke paas chalenge tumhare operation ki baat karne..agar possible hua to operation kal hi ho jayega isliye kal college mat jana..
Shilpa—mujhe nahi jana, mujhe darr lagta hai..aur tum ye iss tarah mere upar paise barbad mat karo..
Raj—dubara kaha to thappad marunga samjhi..maine tumhe dil se apna dost mana hai aur main jisse dosti kar leta hu, uske liye paisa to kya, khoon tak bahane se bhi piche nahi hat-ta..
Shilpa—vo sab to theek hai lekin..
Raj—koi lekin vekin nahi, kal chalna hai matlab chalna hai…tum nahi janti ki tumhe jab koi langdi ghodi aur apahiz kahta hai to mujhe kitni taklif hoti hai sun kar…main tumhe apne pairo par khade hote dekhna chahta hu..bina baisakhi ke chalte dekhna chahta hu…aur vaise bhi tumhare theek hote hi main apna sara paisa byaj sahit tujhe chod chod kar vasul kar lunga..
Shilpa—poora gaon tumhe maha chudakkad saand kahta hai…kisi ne ye nahi dekha ki iss saand ke seene me kitna pyara aur nek dil bhi hai… mere liye to tumhi mere bhagwan ho…mujhe chodne ke liye tumhe ye sab karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…main to tumhari rakhail hu, jab chaho mujhe chod sakte ho….lekin tum ho ki poori gaon ki ladkiyo ko chodte phirte ho lekin jab main chodne ko kahti hu to baat taal jate ho..
Raj—baki ladkiyo ko main isliye chodta hu kyon ki unhe main dekhta hi chodne ki nazar se hu lekin tumhe uss nazar se nahi dekhta, isliye baat taal jata hu..tumhari jagah yaha mere dil me hai pagli..
Shilpa—kya main achchi nahi lagti…? Ya phir main sundar aur jawan nahi hu... ?
Raj—sab khubiya hain tum me..koi kami nahi hai tumhare andar..tumhara nature mere dil ko bahut pyara lagta hai..
Shilpa—phir mujhe chodte kyo nahi... ?
Raj—pahle operation..baki sab uske baad..
Shilpa—tumne mujhse vada kiya tha ki mera operation hone ke baad tum mujhe chodoge..yaad hai na..?
Raj—chinta mat karo..operation ho jane do, phir tumhe aisa chodunga ki tum phir se langdi ghodi ban jaogi..
Shilpa—mujhe uss din ka badi shiddat se intazar rahega jab tum apni iss langdi ghodi ki sawari karoge..
Thodi der me uski maa jalebi bhi aa gayi to dono se kuch der baat karne ke baad main apne ghar ke liye chal pada…sab mera hi intazar kar rahe the..fresh ho kar main sabke sath dinner karne baith gaya.tabhi mere mobile ki ring tone bajne lagi.
Raj—gudiya, mera mobile to lana jara room se..
Radha—abhi layi bhaiya..
Radha mera mobile lene ke liye room me chali gayi, usne mobile utha kar screen ki taraf dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya kyon ki screen par ‘gadrayi pinky’ naam display ho raha tha..thakurain aur shilpa se milne ke chakkar me main ye baat bhul hi gaya tha ki maine pinky ko shaam me nadi kinare milne ko bulaya tha…pinky ka naam dekhte hi radha ke tann badan me aag lag gayi.
Radha (gusse ho kar mann me)—Sali randi, ab mere bhaiya ko aadhi raat me phone bhi karne lagi..lekin iss chhinariya ko mere bhaiya ka number mila kaha se…? jarur isne mere mobile se churaya hoga…? Aur ye bhaiya bhi na…kaha se vo kutiya bhaiya ko gadrayi nazar aa gayi…? Pakka Sali ne car me bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha diye honge khol kar…? Mujhe bhaiya ko car me uske paas akele chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha…mujhe ab jaldi hi kuch karna hoga, nahi to vo kamini mere bhaiya ko apni jawani dikha dikha kar phansa legi..
Raj—arey, kya hua gudiya..? kis ka phone hai…?
Radha (jaldi se)—kisi ka nahi bhaiya..vo..vo..haan, customer care ka phone hai..
Radha ne jaldi se call detail aur contact list se uska naam aur number delete kar diya…aur phir itne me bhi uska gussa thanda nahi hua to usko ek massage send kar diya, ye likh kar ki ‘agar dubara iss number par phone kiya ya koi massage kiya to teri gaand me itna mota danda ghusedungi ki jo sidha teri bur ko phadte huye bahar niklega’…phir mobile se send kiya hua massage delete karne ke baad mujhe la kar pakda diya..
Main khana khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur phir kuch der tanu, rekha aur jyoti se baat karne ke baad apni chodu team se har jagah ka haal chaal pata kiya…baat karne ke baad main phir se wasiyat ke baare me sochne laga.
Raj (mann me)—kya matlab ho sakta hai inn paheliyo ka…? Ye paheli mere liye hai, ye to samajh me aa gaya lekin baki shabdo ka kya arth hai…? Ye chakki, bhutta aur kela sath me le jane ka kya prayojan ho sakta hai…? Aur itni badi aur vajandar chakki koi le ke jayega kaise…? Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki thakurain ne jo kaha vo dono hi baate shamil ho..? matlab ki mujhe sath me kuch le kar bhi jana ho aur vaha se kuch hatana bhi ho…ya phir sirf akele mujhe jana ho aur baki sab cheeze wasiyat vaha rakhne ke samay par na rahi ho lekin iss samay ho aur mujhe unko hatana ho vaha se.. ? kyon ki itni bhari chakki to sath me koi le kar jayega nahi...dusri baat, ki uss nakshe ke jariye jarur koi aisa clue mil sakta hai jo wasiyat wali jagah tak pahucha de..aur uss jagah par pahuchne ke baad inn 9 paheliyo ka number aata ho.. ? jarur yahi baat hai..ab mujhe sabse pahle uss nakshe wali jagah ka pata lagana hoga.
Ye sab sochte huye mujhe sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaad satane lagi to main sheetal didi ki tasveer ko le kar dekhne laga...unki photo dekhte huye jane kab meri aankh lag gayi...raat me mujhe kisi ke chipak kar chumne ka ehsaas hua to meri aankh khul gayi..
Maine dekha to ye ritu didi thi jo sabke sone ke baad jane kab mere room me aa gayi thi kyon darwaja main lock karna bhul gaya sheetal didi ki photo dekhte huye..raat ke karib 12 baj rahe the.
Raj—ritu didi aap... ?
Ritu (dhire se)—dhire bolo, nahi to koi sun lega...aur, ab apne samne akele me to didi mat bolo mujhe..iss samay main tumhari biwi hu, sirf biwi..
Raj—(mann me)..lagta hai ki bach gaya..baki sab so gayi hain..sabke sone ka intazar karte karte... ? ab araam se ritu didi ko nangi kar ke pelunga raat bhar..
Ritu—kya sochne lage... ?
Raj—kuch nahi, soch raha hu ki aaj poori raat apni ritu didi ko nangi kar ke khoob pelu..
Ritu (kaan me)—to pelo na..roka kisne hai..main to pelwane hi aayi hu..
Maine samay na barbad karte huye jaldi se ritu didi ke kapde utar kar unko poori nangi kar diya aur phir khud bhi nanga ho kar unke upar aa gaya aur unke dono doodh mutthi me bhar kar dabate huye hoth chumne laga.
Ritu—aaaahhhh..aise hi dabao raj,,mere doodh lekin thoda dhire se..itni kas ke mat dabao..dard hota hai…aaaahhhh
Raj—kya karu didi ..tumhare doodh hain hi itne mast ki mere hath apne aap hi inhe jor jor se dabane lagte hain..
Abhi mujhe ritu didi ke doodh dabate huye dus minute hi huye honge ki tabhi koi badi dheemi awaz me darwaja khatkhatane laga jisse main aur ritu didi dono hi chounk gaye.
Ritu (tension)—raj, ab kya hoga…? Ab to main pakdi jaungi..
Raj—kuch nahi, main dekhta hu..darne ki koi baat nahi hai..aap ek kaam karo, jaldi se kahi chhup jao, tab tak main dekhta hu ki koun hai..?
Ritu (tension)—kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo, aap almari ke piche chhup jao..
Ritu—lekin raj, main to poori nangi hu..
Raj—uff didi, jaldi se chhupo na..jao..kapde rahne do,..jo bhi hoga, main use darwaje se hi baat kar ke rawana kar dunga..
Ritu—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..lekin tum light band kar do..aur jo bhi hai, use jaldi bhagao yaha se..
Ritu didi ke almari ke piche jate hi maine jaldi se light band ki aur phir towel lapet kar dhire se darwaja khola..darwaja khulte hi koi turant andhere me andar ghus aaya aur mujhse lipat gaya…awaz se main samajh gaya ki ye arushi mami hain.
Arushi—main kab se darwaja khatkhata rahi thi..kya kar rahe the…?
Raj (jaldi se muh daba kar kaan me)—awaz mat karo..vo main so gaya tha..
Arushi (kaan me)—lekin mujhe to kisi ladki ki awaz sunayi de rahi thi jab main darwaje par aayi to..koun thi…?
Raj (kaan me)—koi nahi thi..vo...vo..haan, main vo mobile me film dekh raha tha..
Arushi (dhire se)—lekin abhi to bol rahe the ki main so raha tha…?
Raj—kya..aisa bola maine... ? to phir main jarur so raha hounga..vo kya hai na ki film dekhte dekhte hi main so gaya tha aur film chalu rah gayi thi..
Arushi—ohhh..to ye baat hai..mujhe to tension hi ho gayi thi kisi ladki ki awaz sun kar..
Arushi mujhe pakad kar bistar par le aayi aur mere upar chadh kar chumne lagi...ab main usko aisa kuch karne se rok bhi nahi sakta tha kyon ki usne meri khatir apna pariwar, sasural yaha tak ki samaaj ki bhi parwah nahi kithi..har badnami jhelne ko taiyar thi vo meri khatir…to phir main use pyar karne se kaise mana kar sakta hu..
Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..arushi mami ko jaldi se chod kar rawana kar deta hu..phir itminan se ritu didi ko chodunga.
Maine ye soch kar arushi ke kapde phataphat utar kar use nangi kar diya aur aur uske doodh dabate huye bur chusne laga. Iss dauran hum sirf ek dusre ke kaan me hi phusphusa rahe the jisse ki awaz na ho warna kahi ritu didi ko na pata chal jaye to sab gadbad ho jayegi…vaisa hi kuch arushi ke sath bhi tha ki kahi use ritu didi ke baare me pata na chal jaye.
Kuch der tak bur chusne aur doodh dabaye jane se jab arushi poori tarah se chudasi ho gayi to maine uske dono pair apne kandhe par rakh liye aur lund maharaj ko uski bur ke darwaje par tika diya..lekin yaha bhi khade lund par dhokha ho gaya, main abhi arushi ki bur me lund ghusedne hi wala tha ki tabhi phir kisi ne darwaja khatkhata diya..aur kisi ke darwaja knock karne ki awaz sun kar arushi ki gaand phat gayi…vaise sabse jyada tension to mujhe hi ho gayi thi ab..
Arushi (ghabra kar kaan me)—kkk..koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (dhire se)—main dekhta hu..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..
Arushi—lekin main to nangi hu..mere kapde kaha hain.. ? andhere me dikh nahi raha..
Raj—kapdo ko maro goli aur jaldi se chhup jao kahi….jo bhi hoga, darwaje se hi baat kar ke bhaga dunga..(mann me).. jarur minakshi didi aayi hongi…?
Arushi—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—theek hai..(yaad aate hi jaldi se)…nahii..nahii..almari ke piche bilkul nahi..ek kaam karo..vo cooler ke piche chhup jao.. jao jaldi se..
Maine jaldi se arushi ko pakad kar cooler ke piche le gaya aur phir towel dhoondne laga..lekin andhere me towel to nahi mili par jo bhi hath aaya, vahi lapet liya…jo ki arushi ka peticot tha aur darwaja kholne chala gaya…darwaja khulte hi minakshi didi andar ghus aayi aur mere gale se jhul gayi.
Minakshi—kya karne me lage the janab ki itna time lag gaya darwaja khone me…?
Raj (dhire se)—ahista baat karo…warna koi sun lega..
Minakshi (kaan me)—I Love You raj…bahut yaad aa rahi thi tumhari…
Raj—itni raat me kyo aayi ho…?
Minakshi—janab main aapki biwi hu, bhul gaye kya…? Biwi apne pati ke paas raat me nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi..? apne pati ke sath hi to soyegi na..
Minakshi (kaan me)—baat baad me karenge..abhi pahle ek baar pyar karne ka mann hai bistar me..dekho na kitni geeli ho gayi hai neeche se..
Minakshi didi ne mera hath pakad kar sidhe apni saree ke bhitar ghusa kar bur par rakh diya jo ki pani baha rahi thi.. maine bhi kismat ko gaali dete huye use le kar bistar par aa gaya aur jaldi se usko nangi kar ke ek bar me hi poora lund uski bur me thoons diya aur doodh masalte huye danadan chodne laga.
Hum jo bhi baat kar rahe the vo ek dusre ke kaan me hi kar rahe the…abhi mujhe minakshi didi ki bur me lund pelte huye do minute bhi nahi huye the ki tabhi phir koi darwaje par aa dhamka…minakshi didi buri tarah se ghabra gayi.
Minakshi—koun aaya hoga…?
Raj—pata nahi..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..main dekhta hu..(mann me)..koun ho sakta hai…? Kahi kinjal didi to nahi..? kyon ki vah bhi raat me aaj aane ko bol rahi thi mere paas..
Minakshi—ufff..kapde kaha utar kar phenk diye tumne…? Andhere me kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..
Raj—kapde chhodo aur jaldi se chhup jao ..
Minakshi—theek hai main almari ke piche chhup jati hu...
Raj—nahii..nahii..almari ke piche nahi..kahi dusri jagah chhup jao..
Minakshi—almari ke piche kyo nahi…? Achcha theek hai..main cooler ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—nahii..nahii..cooler ke piche bhi nahii.
Minakshi—uufff..almari ke piche bhi nahi…cooler ke piche bhi nahi..to phir kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo..vo sofa ke piche chhip jao..jao jaldi se..
Minakshi didi hath se tatolte huye sofa tak pahuch kar uske piche chhip kar baith gayi aur main jo bhi mila vahi lapet kar darwaja kholne chala gaya…mera anuman bilkul sahi nikla, ye kinjal didi hi thi jinki awaz sunte hi main samajh gaya.
Kinjal—kitna time lagate ho raj darwaja kholne me…?
Raj (kaan me)—didi dhire baat karo..warna koi uth jayega to gadbad ho jayegi..
Kinjal (kaan me)—ab to mujhse naraz nahi ho na raj…?
Raj—mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam dilane ke baad bhi yakin nahi hai aapko…?
Kinjal—hai
Raj—lekin aap itni raat me yaha kyo aayi ho..? hum subah bhi to baat kar sakte hain na..
Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch kahna chahti hu..
Raj—abhi kahna jaruri hai itni raat me…?
Kinjal—agar abhi nahi kah payi to phir nahi kah paungi..samjha karo na..
Raj—aisi kya baat hai jo aap kal din me nahi kah sakti... ?
Kinjal (kaan me)—raj, main tumhari vo adhuri khwahish poori karna chahti hu jo tum mere sath karna chahte the..
Raj—matlab... ?
Kinjal—tum sab jante ho ki tum mere sath kya karna chahte the..
Raj—haan to apni uss galti ke liye main aapse mafi bhi to maang chuka hu didi..aur aapne bhi to mujhe kitna jalil kiya tha yaha tak ki mujhe mara bhi tha..
Kinjal—main bhi to mafi maang chuki hu na..
Raj—haan to phir hisab barabar ho gaya..ab kya chahti ho aap…?
Kinjal—main chahti hu ki jo tum mere sath karte the aur karna chahte the..vo karo..main ab tumhe nahi rokungi apne sath kuch bhi karne se..
Raj—kya karta tha…? Mujhe to kuch bhi yaad nahi hai..
Kinjal (kaan me)—mere muh se sunna chahte ho na..theek hai..? tum na, daily jabardasti ..mere…doo..doo…mere doodh daba diya karte the…main chahti hu ki tum phir se mere …mere..doodh daba diya karo….jee bhar ke mere doodh daba liya karo.. bol na raj, dabayega na mere doodh…? Bol na mere bhai, apni kinjal didi ke doodh dabayega na…?
Raj—sorry, mujhe phir se maar nahi khana didi…jo kuch hua, use bhul jao didi..vo sab meri galti thi..
Kinjal—teri kasam, ab nahi maarungi…tu jo chahe kar mere sath…bilkul mana nahi karungi tujhe..chahe to uss din tu jo dekh raha tha na, achche se jee bhar ke dekh le aur jo mere sath karne ko bolta tha, vo bhi kar le..
Raj—ufff..saaf saaf bolo didi..aise ghuma phira kar baate mat karo..vaise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai..
Kinjal—uss din tu meri vo dekh raha tha na..
Raj—kya vo…?
Kinjal (kaan me)—vo..vo..tu meri..vo..meri bu..meri bur dekh raha tha…tu roj mere doodh pakad ke bola karta tha na ki main tujhe apni bur kab chodne ko dungi..? to aaj main dene ko taiyar hu bhai…mujhe nangi kar ke jee bhar ke dekh le apni kinjal didi ki bur…aur chahe to jee bhar ke chod le apni didi ki bur ko…teri kinjal didi ab apne iss chote bhai se chudwane ko taiyar hai….haan raj, teri kinjal didi, tujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar hai..jee bhar ke apni kinjal didi ki bur le le.
Kinjal didi ki aisi baate sun kar mujhe andar se behad khushi ho rahi thi lekin main phir bhi unhe har tarah se kholna chahta tha..main chahta tha ki vo abhi thoda aur gidgidaye mere samne..
Raj—didi, chhodo ye sab baate..aur jao yaha se..
Kinjal—tujhe meri kasam raj…agar tune mujhe sach me maaf kar diya hai to tu mujhe aaj jarur chodega vo bhi raat bhar poori nangi kar ke..tujhe meri kasam hai..tujhe apni sheetal didi ki kasam hai raj..
Raj—didi..ye aapne mujhe kis dharm sankat me daal diya..aapne sheetal didi ki kasam de kar achcha nahi kiya..
Kinjal—agar tujhe kasam todna hai to tod de lekin main bhi tere sir ki kasam khati hu ki mujhe agar koi chodega to kewal tu hi chodega..warna main zindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi..
Raj—theek hai didi, aapne mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam de kar majbur kar diya hai..isliye main aapko jarur chodunga lekin ek baar phir kahta hu ki aap achchi tarah soch lo..baad me mujhe dosh mat dena..
Kinjal—nahi dungi..
Raj—theek hai..
Main khush ho kar kinjal didi ko baaho me le kar unke hoth chusne laga…aaj kinjal didi ko nangi kar ke unhe chodne ki meri barso ki tamanna poori hone wali thi…unke hoth chumte huye main kurte ke upar se hi unke doodh pakad kar kas kas ke meesne laga…halanki jor se doodh dabaye jane par unhe bahut dard ho raha tha tab bhi vo dard ki parwah na karte huye mujhe aur jor se dabane ke liye uksa rahi thi.
Mujhse ab sabra nahi ho raha tha to maine aanan fanan me jaldi se kinjal didi ko nangi kar diya magar abhi unke sath aage kuch karta ki usse pahle hi ek baar phir se dawaje par halchal hone lagi jisse kinjal didi ke sath sath main bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..
Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..[/I]
Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?
Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..
Raj—kaisa jawab…?
Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?
Raj—kaha hai…?
Thakurain—matlab saaf hai ki agar inn paheliyo ka sambandh wasiyat se hai tab maine jo bataya uska 2nd option hi correct hai..uss jagah hi wasiyat honi chahiye..
Raj—arey yaar, baat option ki nahi hai..baat ye hai ki iss paheli ke artho ka wasiyat ke hone ya na hone se kya sambandh hai aur kaise ho sakta hai…? Ab tumhi socho, ki Lota ke hone ya na hone ka kya matlab hai…? Madhi Na Thi, ka kya matlab hai…? Parda Na Tha, ka kya arth hai…? Diya Na Tha, se kya matlab nikalna chahiye…? Phera Na Tha, iss shabd ka wasiyat se kya lena dena…? Chakki le ja kar vaha karunga..kya vaha mujhe gehu peesna hai…? Ya phir wasiyat ko pisayi karni hai..? Kela aur Bhutta, vaha kis ke khane ke liye le kar jana hai…? Aur usse bhi badi baat ki ye sab cheeze le kar akhir jana kaha hai..kis jagah par…?
Thakurain—dekho, sochne wali baat ye hai ki ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupana kyo pada…? wasiyat bani kiske liye thi..? tumhare liye, lekin ab uss samay wasiyat banne ke time par to tum paida bhi nahi huye the..isliye usko chhupana pada sabse, aur yahi pahli paheli ka sanket hai jiska arth hai..Raj Na Tha, matlab ki uss samay tum nahi the.
Raj—chalo ye baat to samajh aa gayi lekin baki sawalo ka kya….?
Thakurain—Ab aate hain baki paheliyo ke arth par…Madhi Na Thi :-yaha paheli me madhi hone ka matlab jhopdi se hai, Parda Na Tha :- matlab ki usme koi darwaja nahi laga hai,khuli huyi hai…Lota Na Tha :- Isme shayad pani le kar jana hai, iska kya upyog hai vaha par, ye main bhi nahi samajh pa rahi hu abhi to..ya phir ye ho sakta hai ki vaha ki kisi cheez par pani daal kar hath pherna ya ghumana ho kyon ki ek paheli ka jawab Phera Na Tha bhi aa raha hai…Diya Na Tha, ka matlab hai ki vaha jhopdi me andhera hai, iska sambandh vaha ujala karne se hai, ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki uss wasiyat ko kisi invisible ink se likha gaya ho jise padhne ke liye Diya ki roshni me pahle usko garam karna hoga tabhi usme likhe shabd ikhayi denge…baki raha Chakki, Bhutta aur Kela to shayad ho sakta hai ki bhutta ko peesna ho, aur phir uska jo safed powder niklega, uska koi use ho vaha par..kela ke baare me pata nahi.
Raj—Indu, tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere madarchod pardada ne jis wasiyat ko chhupane ki khatir itna bada taam jhaam kiya, vo wasiyat sirf ek iss kagaz se mil sakti hai…? Kya kewal inn 9 paheliyo ke dum par main uss wasiyat wali jagah tak pahuch sakta hu, jabki jagah kaha hai, iska koi jikra hi nahi hai…?
Thakurain—haan, jarur sochne layak baat hai..lekin ye kyo bhulte ho ki inn paheliyo ke sath sath ek jagah ka naksha bhi to hai..jo wasiyat ki jagah ho sakti hai..
Raj—mera sawal to ab bhi vahi hai, jara samajhne ki koshish karo…wasiyat paane ki detail aur wasiyat ke jagah ki jankari, kya ek hi kagaz par milna possible hai..? jabki use chhupane ke liye itna jyada tedha rasta ikhtiyar kiya gaya ho…?
Thakurain—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki inn 9 paheliyo ka uddeshya uss jagah se wasiyat kaise hasil karna hai, iski jankari dena ho…? Aur jo sath me naksha hai, vaha se wasiyat kis jagah par hai, iska koi clue vaha se mile…? Matlab ki uss jagah par pahuch kar wasiyat hasil karne ka process ho ye 9 paheliya jabki nakshe ka matlab uss wasiyat wali origional jagah ki jankari dena ho..?
Raj—hmmm, ye point tumhara tark sangat laga..jarur aisa hi hai…chalo khair koi baat nahi, baki ka matlab to main jab tumhari gaand maarunga to samajh me aa jayega..
Thakurain aur bhi shayad kuch kahna chahti thi kintu Tab tak arti coffee le kar aa gayi to hamne baat ka rukh badal diya aur usse baat karne laga.
Raj—arey arti, tumhari shanti didi kaha hai, dikhayi nahi di abhi tak…?
Arti—vo thoda market tak gayi hain..aati hongi..
Dono se lagbhag ghante bhar baat karne ke baad maine arti ko ek round pela aur phir kal milne ka vada kar ke haweli se nikal gaya shilpa se milne ke liye kyon ki maine usse uske pair ka operation karwane ka vada kiya tha..mujhe dekhte hi vo khushi se chahak uthi.
Shilpa (lipat kar)—tum kaha chale gaye the raj…?
Raj—main tujhe chhod ke kaha jaunga pagli..dekh aa gaya na tere paas..
Shilpa—main kitna pareshan ho gayi thi pata hai..log na jane kaisi kaisi baate kar rahe the..
Raj—karne do..tum ye batao ki tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi hai…?
Shilpa—padhayi to theek chal rahi hai lekin tumhare bina achcha nahi lag raha tha kuch bhi..
Raj—kal taiyar rahna, hum doctor ke paas chalenge tumhare operation ki baat karne..agar possible hua to operation kal hi ho jayega isliye kal college mat jana..
Shilpa—mujhe nahi jana, mujhe darr lagta hai..aur tum ye iss tarah mere upar paise barbad mat karo..
Raj—dubara kaha to thappad marunga samjhi..maine tumhe dil se apna dost mana hai aur main jisse dosti kar leta hu, uske liye paisa to kya, khoon tak bahane se bhi piche nahi hat-ta..
Shilpa—vo sab to theek hai lekin..
Raj—koi lekin vekin nahi, kal chalna hai matlab chalna hai…tum nahi janti ki tumhe jab koi langdi ghodi aur apahiz kahta hai to mujhe kitni taklif hoti hai sun kar…main tumhe apne pairo par khade hote dekhna chahta hu..bina baisakhi ke chalte dekhna chahta hu…aur vaise bhi tumhare theek hote hi main apna sara paisa byaj sahit tujhe chod chod kar vasul kar lunga..
Shilpa—poora gaon tumhe maha chudakkad saand kahta hai…kisi ne ye nahi dekha ki iss saand ke seene me kitna pyara aur nek dil bhi hai… mere liye to tumhi mere bhagwan ho…mujhe chodne ke liye tumhe ye sab karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…main to tumhari rakhail hu, jab chaho mujhe chod sakte ho….lekin tum ho ki poori gaon ki ladkiyo ko chodte phirte ho lekin jab main chodne ko kahti hu to baat taal jate ho..
Raj—baki ladkiyo ko main isliye chodta hu kyon ki unhe main dekhta hi chodne ki nazar se hu lekin tumhe uss nazar se nahi dekhta, isliye baat taal jata hu..tumhari jagah yaha mere dil me hai pagli..
Shilpa—kya main achchi nahi lagti…? Ya phir main sundar aur jawan nahi hu... ?
Raj—sab khubiya hain tum me..koi kami nahi hai tumhare andar..tumhara nature mere dil ko bahut pyara lagta hai..
Shilpa—phir mujhe chodte kyo nahi... ?
Raj—pahle operation..baki sab uske baad..
Shilpa—tumne mujhse vada kiya tha ki mera operation hone ke baad tum mujhe chodoge..yaad hai na..?
Raj—chinta mat karo..operation ho jane do, phir tumhe aisa chodunga ki tum phir se langdi ghodi ban jaogi..
Shilpa—mujhe uss din ka badi shiddat se intazar rahega jab tum apni iss langdi ghodi ki sawari karoge..
Thodi der me uski maa jalebi bhi aa gayi to dono se kuch der baat karne ke baad main apne ghar ke liye chal pada…sab mera hi intazar kar rahe the..fresh ho kar main sabke sath dinner karne baith gaya.tabhi mere mobile ki ring tone bajne lagi.
Raj—gudiya, mera mobile to lana jara room se..
Radha—abhi layi bhaiya..
Radha mera mobile lene ke liye room me chali gayi, usne mobile utha kar screen ki taraf dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya kyon ki screen par ‘gadrayi pinky’ naam display ho raha tha..thakurain aur shilpa se milne ke chakkar me main ye baat bhul hi gaya tha ki maine pinky ko shaam me nadi kinare milne ko bulaya tha…pinky ka naam dekhte hi radha ke tann badan me aag lag gayi.
Radha (gusse ho kar mann me)—Sali randi, ab mere bhaiya ko aadhi raat me phone bhi karne lagi..lekin iss chhinariya ko mere bhaiya ka number mila kaha se…? jarur isne mere mobile se churaya hoga…? Aur ye bhaiya bhi na…kaha se vo kutiya bhaiya ko gadrayi nazar aa gayi…? Pakka Sali ne car me bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha diye honge khol kar…? Mujhe bhaiya ko car me uske paas akele chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha…mujhe ab jaldi hi kuch karna hoga, nahi to vo kamini mere bhaiya ko apni jawani dikha dikha kar phansa legi..
Raj—arey, kya hua gudiya..? kis ka phone hai…?
Radha (jaldi se)—kisi ka nahi bhaiya..vo..vo..haan, customer care ka phone hai..
Radha ne jaldi se call detail aur contact list se uska naam aur number delete kar diya…aur phir itne me bhi uska gussa thanda nahi hua to usko ek massage send kar diya, ye likh kar ki ‘agar dubara iss number par phone kiya ya koi massage kiya to teri gaand me itna mota danda ghusedungi ki jo sidha teri bur ko phadte huye bahar niklega’…phir mobile se send kiya hua massage delete karne ke baad mujhe la kar pakda diya..
Main khana khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya aur phir kuch der tanu, rekha aur jyoti se baat karne ke baad apni chodu team se har jagah ka haal chaal pata kiya…baat karne ke baad main phir se wasiyat ke baare me sochne laga.
Raj (mann me)—kya matlab ho sakta hai inn paheliyo ka…? Ye paheli mere liye hai, ye to samajh me aa gaya lekin baki shabdo ka kya arth hai…? Ye chakki, bhutta aur kela sath me le jane ka kya prayojan ho sakta hai…? Aur itni badi aur vajandar chakki koi le ke jayega kaise…? Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki thakurain ne jo kaha vo dono hi baate shamil ho..? matlab ki mujhe sath me kuch le kar bhi jana ho aur vaha se kuch hatana bhi ho…ya phir sirf akele mujhe jana ho aur baki sab cheeze wasiyat vaha rakhne ke samay par na rahi ho lekin iss samay ho aur mujhe unko hatana ho vaha se.. ? kyon ki itni bhari chakki to sath me koi le kar jayega nahi...dusri baat, ki uss nakshe ke jariye jarur koi aisa clue mil sakta hai jo wasiyat wali jagah tak pahucha de..aur uss jagah par pahuchne ke baad inn 9 paheliyo ka number aata ho.. ? jarur yahi baat hai..ab mujhe sabse pahle uss nakshe wali jagah ka pata lagana hoga.
Ye sab sochte huye mujhe sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaad satane lagi to main sheetal didi ki tasveer ko le kar dekhne laga...unki photo dekhte huye jane kab meri aankh lag gayi...raat me mujhe kisi ke chipak kar chumne ka ehsaas hua to meri aankh khul gayi..
Maine dekha to ye ritu didi thi jo sabke sone ke baad jane kab mere room me aa gayi thi kyon darwaja main lock karna bhul gaya sheetal didi ki photo dekhte huye..raat ke karib 12 baj rahe the.
Raj—ritu didi aap... ?
Ritu (dhire se)—dhire bolo, nahi to koi sun lega...aur, ab apne samne akele me to didi mat bolo mujhe..iss samay main tumhari biwi hu, sirf biwi..
Raj—(mann me)..lagta hai ki bach gaya..baki sab so gayi hain..sabke sone ka intazar karte karte... ? ab araam se ritu didi ko nangi kar ke pelunga raat bhar..
Ritu—kya sochne lage... ?
Raj—kuch nahi, soch raha hu ki aaj poori raat apni ritu didi ko nangi kar ke khoob pelu..
Ritu (kaan me)—to pelo na..roka kisne hai..main to pelwane hi aayi hu..
Maine samay na barbad karte huye jaldi se ritu didi ke kapde utar kar unko poori nangi kar diya aur phir khud bhi nanga ho kar unke upar aa gaya aur unke dono doodh mutthi me bhar kar dabate huye hoth chumne laga.
Ritu—aaaahhhh..aise hi dabao raj,,mere doodh lekin thoda dhire se..itni kas ke mat dabao..dard hota hai…aaaahhhh
Raj—kya karu didi ..tumhare doodh hain hi itne mast ki mere hath apne aap hi inhe jor jor se dabane lagte hain..
Abhi mujhe ritu didi ke doodh dabate huye dus minute hi huye honge ki tabhi koi badi dheemi awaz me darwaja khatkhatane laga jisse main aur ritu didi dono hi chounk gaye.
Ritu (tension)—raj, ab kya hoga…? Ab to main pakdi jaungi..
Raj—kuch nahi, main dekhta hu..darne ki koi baat nahi hai..aap ek kaam karo, jaldi se kahi chhup jao, tab tak main dekhta hu ki koun hai..?
Ritu (tension)—kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo, aap almari ke piche chhup jao..
Ritu—lekin raj, main to poori nangi hu..
Raj—uff didi, jaldi se chhupo na..jao..kapde rahne do,..jo bhi hoga, main use darwaje se hi baat kar ke rawana kar dunga..
Ritu—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..lekin tum light band kar do..aur jo bhi hai, use jaldi bhagao yaha se..
Ritu didi ke almari ke piche jate hi maine jaldi se light band ki aur phir towel lapet kar dhire se darwaja khola..darwaja khulte hi koi turant andhere me andar ghus aaya aur mujhse lipat gaya…awaz se main samajh gaya ki ye arushi mami hain.
Arushi—main kab se darwaja khatkhata rahi thi..kya kar rahe the…?
Raj (jaldi se muh daba kar kaan me)—awaz mat karo..vo main so gaya tha..
Arushi (kaan me)—lekin mujhe to kisi ladki ki awaz sunayi de rahi thi jab main darwaje par aayi to..koun thi…?
Raj (kaan me)—koi nahi thi..vo...vo..haan, main vo mobile me film dekh raha tha..
Arushi (dhire se)—lekin abhi to bol rahe the ki main so raha tha…?
Raj—kya..aisa bola maine... ? to phir main jarur so raha hounga..vo kya hai na ki film dekhte dekhte hi main so gaya tha aur film chalu rah gayi thi..
Arushi—ohhh..to ye baat hai..mujhe to tension hi ho gayi thi kisi ladki ki awaz sun kar..
Arushi mujhe pakad kar bistar par le aayi aur mere upar chadh kar chumne lagi...ab main usko aisa kuch karne se rok bhi nahi sakta tha kyon ki usne meri khatir apna pariwar, sasural yaha tak ki samaaj ki bhi parwah nahi kithi..har badnami jhelne ko taiyar thi vo meri khatir…to phir main use pyar karne se kaise mana kar sakta hu..
Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..arushi mami ko jaldi se chod kar rawana kar deta hu..phir itminan se ritu didi ko chodunga.
Maine ye soch kar arushi ke kapde phataphat utar kar use nangi kar diya aur aur uske doodh dabate huye bur chusne laga. Iss dauran hum sirf ek dusre ke kaan me hi phusphusa rahe the jisse ki awaz na ho warna kahi ritu didi ko na pata chal jaye to sab gadbad ho jayegi…vaisa hi kuch arushi ke sath bhi tha ki kahi use ritu didi ke baare me pata na chal jaye.
Kuch der tak bur chusne aur doodh dabaye jane se jab arushi poori tarah se chudasi ho gayi to maine uske dono pair apne kandhe par rakh liye aur lund maharaj ko uski bur ke darwaje par tika diya..lekin yaha bhi khade lund par dhokha ho gaya, main abhi arushi ki bur me lund ghusedne hi wala tha ki tabhi phir kisi ne darwaja khatkhata diya..aur kisi ke darwaja knock karne ki awaz sun kar arushi ki gaand phat gayi…vaise sabse jyada tension to mujhe hi ho gayi thi ab..
Arushi (ghabra kar kaan me)—kkk..koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (dhire se)—main dekhta hu..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..
Arushi—lekin main to nangi hu..mere kapde kaha hain.. ? andhere me dikh nahi raha..
Raj—kapdo ko maro goli aur jaldi se chhup jao kahi….jo bhi hoga, darwaje se hi baat kar ke bhaga dunga..(mann me).. jarur minakshi didi aayi hongi…?
Arushi—theek hai..main almari ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—theek hai..(yaad aate hi jaldi se)…nahii..nahii..almari ke piche bilkul nahi..ek kaam karo..vo cooler ke piche chhup jao.. jao jaldi se..
Maine jaldi se arushi ko pakad kar cooler ke piche le gaya aur phir towel dhoondne laga..lekin andhere me towel to nahi mili par jo bhi hath aaya, vahi lapet liya…jo ki arushi ka peticot tha aur darwaja kholne chala gaya…darwaja khulte hi minakshi didi andar ghus aayi aur mere gale se jhul gayi.
Minakshi—kya karne me lage the janab ki itna time lag gaya darwaja khone me…?
Raj (dhire se)—ahista baat karo…warna koi sun lega..
Minakshi (kaan me)—I Love You raj…bahut yaad aa rahi thi tumhari…
Raj—itni raat me kyo aayi ho…?
Minakshi—janab main aapki biwi hu, bhul gaye kya…? Biwi apne pati ke paas raat me nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi..? apne pati ke sath hi to soyegi na..
Minakshi (kaan me)—baat baad me karenge..abhi pahle ek baar pyar karne ka mann hai bistar me..dekho na kitni geeli ho gayi hai neeche se..
Minakshi didi ne mera hath pakad kar sidhe apni saree ke bhitar ghusa kar bur par rakh diya jo ki pani baha rahi thi.. maine bhi kismat ko gaali dete huye use le kar bistar par aa gaya aur jaldi se usko nangi kar ke ek bar me hi poora lund uski bur me thoons diya aur doodh masalte huye danadan chodne laga.
Hum jo bhi baat kar rahe the vo ek dusre ke kaan me hi kar rahe the…abhi mujhe minakshi didi ki bur me lund pelte huye do minute bhi nahi huye the ki tabhi phir koi darwaje par aa dhamka…minakshi didi buri tarah se ghabra gayi.
Minakshi—koun aaya hoga…?
Raj—pata nahi..tum jaldi se kahi chhup jao..main dekhta hu..(mann me)..koun ho sakta hai…? Kahi kinjal didi to nahi..? kyon ki vah bhi raat me aaj aane ko bol rahi thi mere paas..
Minakshi—ufff..kapde kaha utar kar phenk diye tumne…? Andhere me kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..
Raj—kapde chhodo aur jaldi se chhup jao ..
Minakshi—theek hai main almari ke piche chhup jati hu...
Raj—nahii..nahii..almari ke piche nahi..kahi dusri jagah chhup jao..
Minakshi—almari ke piche kyo nahi…? Achcha theek hai..main cooler ke piche chhup jati hu..
Raj—nahii..nahii..cooler ke piche bhi nahii.
Minakshi—uufff..almari ke piche bhi nahi…cooler ke piche bhi nahi..to phir kaha chhupu…?
Raj—ek kaam karo..vo sofa ke piche chhip jao..jao jaldi se..
Minakshi didi hath se tatolte huye sofa tak pahuch kar uske piche chhip kar baith gayi aur main jo bhi mila vahi lapet kar darwaja kholne chala gaya…mera anuman bilkul sahi nikla, ye kinjal didi hi thi jinki awaz sunte hi main samajh gaya.
Kinjal—kitna time lagate ho raj darwaja kholne me…?
Raj (kaan me)—didi dhire baat karo..warna koi uth jayega to gadbad ho jayegi..
Kinjal (kaan me)—ab to mujhse naraz nahi ho na raj…?
Raj—mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam dilane ke baad bhi yakin nahi hai aapko…?
Kinjal—hai
Raj—lekin aap itni raat me yaha kyo aayi ho..? hum subah bhi to baat kar sakte hain na..
Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch kahna chahti hu..
Raj—abhi kahna jaruri hai itni raat me…?
Kinjal—agar abhi nahi kah payi to phir nahi kah paungi..samjha karo na..
Raj—aisi kya baat hai jo aap kal din me nahi kah sakti... ?
Kinjal (kaan me)—raj, main tumhari vo adhuri khwahish poori karna chahti hu jo tum mere sath karna chahte the..
Raj—matlab... ?
Kinjal—tum sab jante ho ki tum mere sath kya karna chahte the..
Raj—haan to apni uss galti ke liye main aapse mafi bhi to maang chuka hu didi..aur aapne bhi to mujhe kitna jalil kiya tha yaha tak ki mujhe mara bhi tha..
Kinjal—main bhi to mafi maang chuki hu na..
Raj—haan to phir hisab barabar ho gaya..ab kya chahti ho aap…?
Kinjal—main chahti hu ki jo tum mere sath karte the aur karna chahte the..vo karo..main ab tumhe nahi rokungi apne sath kuch bhi karne se..
Raj—kya karta tha…? Mujhe to kuch bhi yaad nahi hai..
Kinjal (kaan me)—mere muh se sunna chahte ho na..theek hai..? tum na, daily jabardasti ..mere…doo..doo…mere doodh daba diya karte the…main chahti hu ki tum phir se mere …mere..doodh daba diya karo….jee bhar ke mere doodh daba liya karo.. bol na raj, dabayega na mere doodh…? Bol na mere bhai, apni kinjal didi ke doodh dabayega na…?
Raj—sorry, mujhe phir se maar nahi khana didi…jo kuch hua, use bhul jao didi..vo sab meri galti thi..
Kinjal—teri kasam, ab nahi maarungi…tu jo chahe kar mere sath…bilkul mana nahi karungi tujhe..chahe to uss din tu jo dekh raha tha na, achche se jee bhar ke dekh le aur jo mere sath karne ko bolta tha, vo bhi kar le..
Raj—ufff..saaf saaf bolo didi..aise ghuma phira kar baate mat karo..vaise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai..
Kinjal—uss din tu meri vo dekh raha tha na..
Raj—kya vo…?
Kinjal (kaan me)—vo..vo..tu meri..vo..meri bu..meri bur dekh raha tha…tu roj mere doodh pakad ke bola karta tha na ki main tujhe apni bur kab chodne ko dungi..? to aaj main dene ko taiyar hu bhai…mujhe nangi kar ke jee bhar ke dekh le apni kinjal didi ki bur…aur chahe to jee bhar ke chod le apni didi ki bur ko…teri kinjal didi ab apne iss chote bhai se chudwane ko taiyar hai….haan raj, teri kinjal didi, tujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar hai..jee bhar ke apni kinjal didi ki bur le le.
Kinjal didi ki aisi baate sun kar mujhe andar se behad khushi ho rahi thi lekin main phir bhi unhe har tarah se kholna chahta tha..main chahta tha ki vo abhi thoda aur gidgidaye mere samne..
Raj—didi, chhodo ye sab baate..aur jao yaha se..
Kinjal—tujhe meri kasam raj…agar tune mujhe sach me maaf kar diya hai to tu mujhe aaj jarur chodega vo bhi raat bhar poori nangi kar ke..tujhe meri kasam hai..tujhe apni sheetal didi ki kasam hai raj..
Raj—didi..ye aapne mujhe kis dharm sankat me daal diya..aapne sheetal didi ki kasam de kar achcha nahi kiya..
Kinjal—agar tujhe kasam todna hai to tod de lekin main bhi tere sir ki kasam khati hu ki mujhe agar koi chodega to kewal tu hi chodega..warna main zindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi..
Raj—theek hai didi, aapne mujhe sheetal didi ki kasam de kar majbur kar diya hai..isliye main aapko jarur chodunga lekin ek baar phir kahta hu ki aap achchi tarah soch lo..baad me mujhe dosh mat dena..
Kinjal—nahi dungi..
Raj—theek hai..
Main khush ho kar kinjal didi ko baaho me le kar unke hoth chusne laga…aaj kinjal didi ko nangi kar ke unhe chodne ki meri barso ki tamanna poori hone wali thi…unke hoth chumte huye main kurte ke upar se hi unke doodh pakad kar kas kas ke meesne laga…halanki jor se doodh dabaye jane par unhe bahut dard ho raha tha tab bhi vo dard ki parwah na karte huye mujhe aur jor se dabane ke liye uksa rahi thi.
Mujhse ab sabra nahi ho raha tha to maine aanan fanan me jaldi se kinjal didi ko nangi kar diya magar abhi unke sath aage kuch karta ki usse pahle hi ek baar phir se dawaje par halchal hone lagi jisse kinjal didi ke sath sath main bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..
Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..[/I]
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Ab dekhte hain ki aage kya hota hai
Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..
Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..
Ab aage........
Maine darwaja khola to samne maa khadi thi, unki awaz se pahchanne me koi dikkat nahi huyi lekin unhe yaha dekh kar meri tension jarur badh gayi sath me maa ki awaz sunte hi baki sab bhi ghabra gayi jitni bhi yaha nangi ho kar chhupi huyi thi.
Raj (pareshan)—maa tum... ?
Malti—abhi tak soye nahi raj... ?
Raj (tension)—nahi bas so hi raha tha..aapki awaz sun kar neend khul gayi..
Malti—aur ye light kyo band kar rakhi hai…? Switch kaha gaya…? Andhere me dikh bhi nahi raha..
Maa ke muh se light on karne ki baat sunte hi sabki gaand phat gayi..maine hadbadate huye jaldi se aage badh kar maa ko pakad liya kyon ki light on hote hi sabse jyada meri hi izzat ka kabada hona tha.
Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahii…light rahne do..
Malti—kyon…?
Raj (tension)—vo..vo..haan, vo bulb fuse ho gaya hai na, isliye on karne ka koi fayda nahi hai..
Malti (confused)—bulb fuse ho gaya hai…? Lekin tumhare room me to tube light lagi thi…
Raj (jaldi se)—aisa kya..? haan, maa vo tube light hi fuse ho gaya hai..kal dusra la kar laga dunga..
Malti—khair koi baat nahi, achcha hi hai..vaise bhi bujhani hi padti...ab yahi khade rahoge ya bistar me bhi chaloge.. ? bistar me let kar baate karenge..
Raj—bistar me... ? lekin bistar me hi kyo... ?
Malti—haan kyo... ? (kaan me)..kyo yaad dilana padega kya ki main ab tumhari maa hone ke sath sath tumhari biwi bhi hu.. ?
Raj (dhire se)—haan, mujhe yaad hai..
Malti (kaan me)—mann nahi hai kya apni biwi ki lene ka... ? mera to bahut mann hai dene ka..
Raj (tension)—ek kaam karte hain na maa…yaha bahut garmi hai dusra light bhi nahi hai..chalo tumhare room me chalte hain..vahi itminan se baate karenge..
Malti—magar…
Raj—agar magar kuch nahi..chalo maa…
Main maa ka hath pakad kar jabardasti unke room me le gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar diya..yaha jo abhi tak mere room me maa ke aane se sabhi ki jaan halak me atki huyi thi, maa ke jate hi sabne rahat ki saans li.
Lekin yaha sabse badi problem ye ho gayi ki almari ke piche jaha kinjal didi ja kar chhupne gayi thi vaha par to already pahle se hi unki apni sagi choti bahan ritu didi ghusi huyi thi…lekin uss samay do baate ye achchi huyi ki ritu didi aur kinjal didi dono almari ke alag alag kinaro se ghusi thi dusra andhera hone ke karan ek dusre ko dekh nahi payi warna vahi mahabharat shuru ho jati aur bali ka bakra hota main.
Kinjal didi sabse last me chhupi thi isliye unhe to koi andaza nahi hua magar ritu didi to pahle se hi uss jagah ghusi huyi thi, unhe kinjal didi ke vaha chhupte hi iss baat ka andaza ho gaya tha ki koi aur alamari ke piche aa kar chusa hai, jisse vo ghabra kar bilkul kinare ki taraf ho gayi thi.
Ritu (pareshan mann me)—ye koun ho sakti hai…? Aur itni raat ko ye raj ke room me kya karne aayi thi…? ghar me to raj ki sab bahan hi hain, vo ho nahi sakti kyon ki chhupegi to vahi jo raj ke sath ganda kaam karne aayi hogi aur bahan aur bhai me aisa sochna bhi paap hai..baki bachi do, jo raj ki bahan nahi hain..chinky aur twinkle..unme bhi chinky to abhi choti hai, ye jarur twinkle hi hogi..Sali aadhi gharwali se poori gharwali banne ki firaq me hai….kya karu..? abhi main khud hi iss samay poori nangi nahi hoti to abhi isko achche se aisa maza chakhati ki phir dubara mere raj ke baare me sochna hi bhul jati..kamini jis thali me khati hai usme hi chhed karna chahti hai, ise duniya me isko mera raj hi mila tha, randi ko koi dusra ladka nahi mila apni bur ko bhosda banwane ke liye…? Kal se dekhti hu, Sali ko raj ke aas paas bhi nahi phatakne dungi..raj se bhi subah baat karungi ki uska iske sath kya chakkar hai…?
Ab ritu didi ko kya pata ki andhere me mann hi mann vo jisko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi, asal me vo twinkle nahi balki ritu didi ki apni hi sagi badi bahan kinjal didi thi jo ki iss samay almari ke piche unke bagal me, unke hi jaisi poori nangi halat me khadi huyi thi.
Jaise hi unhe ehsaas hua ki main maa ko le kar unke room me chala gaya hu to sab jaldi se apni apni jagah se bahar nikli apne apne kapde tatol kar talashne lagi..iss chakkar me vo ek dusre se takrate takrate bachi aur phir jo jiski pakad me aaya vahi kapde pahan li.
Ritu (mann me)—ye kapde itne dheele kaise ho gaye..? mere kapde to nahi lagte ye..jarur ye usi twinkle ke honge..? aur ye chaddi bhi kaha gayi, pata nahi raj ne utar kar meri chaddi kaha phenk di..? baad me dekhungi subah, abhi to philhal jo mila vahi pahan kar yaha se jaldi nikalna hi theek hai, kahi aisa na ho ki twinkle mujhe pahchan jaye…?
Kinjal (mann me)—mere kapde kaha gaye…? Ye saree hai chadar..? khair jo bhi ho, abhi to yahi lapet kar bhag jati hu, kahi badi maa phir se na aa jaye…? Meri chaddi ka bhi pata nahi hai..subah jaldi uth kar aa ke le jaungi..
Minakshi (mann me)—meri saree, peticot aur chaddi kaha phenk di raj ne…? ye to lagta hai ki raj ka kurta aur paayjama hai…? Chalo abhi to yahi pahan kar nikal jati hu..subah dekhungi aa kar..
Arushi (mann me)—saree to mil gayi magar chaddi ka pata nahi..subah dekhungi..
Iss tarah sab ek dusre ke ulta sulta kapde pahan kar jaldi se vaha se bhag kar apne room me pahuch kar chupchap let gayi.. ritu didi ne jaldi me kinjal didi ke kapde pahan liye the to minakshi didi ne kinjal didi ke jabki arushi ke hath me minakshi didi ki saree, peticot aayi to vahi pahan liya, ab bachi bechari kinjal didi to unhone bedsheet samajh kar arushi ki saree hi lapet li kyon ki peticot unhe mila hi nahi aur chaddi to sab ki maine bed ke niche daba di thi to mili hi nahi…idhar jab main maa ko le kar unke room me pahucha to darwaja lock kar ke maa jaise hi meri taraf palti vaise hi chounk gayi.
Malti (chounk kar)—ye kya pahna hai…? Kiska peticot hai ye…?
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa peticot…? (dhire se)..lo ho gayi aisi taisi..
Malti—bata na kis ka peticot pahan aaya hai... ? koun thi room me tere…? Kahi..arushi to nahi…?
Raj (jaldi se)—aannn..haan haan..arushi mami hi aayi thi…
Malti—iska matlab ki tum uss samay arushi ko kar rahe the…?
Raj—nahi maa..bas main arushi mami ko samjha raha tha..
Malti (ghurte huye)—wah beta..! apni mami ko poori nangi kar ke samjha raha tha..gajab hai..! sidha sidha ye kyo nahi kahta ki tu arushi ke upar chadha hua tha jab main aayi…ab samjhi ki tu mujhe yaha lekar kyo aaya…? Light kyo band thi ..? sab samajh gayi..
Raj (bholi surat)—nahi maa, main to samjha hi raha tha, tum galat samajh rahi ho..mujhe sachchi nahi malum chala ki arushi mami kab apne kapde utar kar nangi ho gayi…? Mujhe to sach me abhi pata chal raha hai ki arushi mami mere sath me nangi thi..
Malti—sach kah rahe ho..?
Raj—ekdam sach maa..maine bhala kabhi aapse jhuth bola hai..?
Malti—mujhe bata nahi sakta tha kaan me ki tere room me arushi hai…? Theek hai ja uske paas..vo intazar kar rahi hogi.
Raj—ab tak to vo vaha se bhag gayi hogi darr kar..?
Malti—kyaa, lekin uska peticot to yaha hai…aise nangi hi..?
Raj—vo mujhe nahi malum, lekin pakka mere room se chali gayi hogi ab tak to vah..ek tarah se achcha hi hua, kam se kam main barbad hone se bach to gaya..ab chalo main apni biwi ko raat bhar pyar to kar sakunga bina kisi tension ke..
Maa aage kuch kahti ki maine usse pahle hi unhe baaho me jakad kar apne hoth unke hotho par rakh diye aur unka ras pine laga..maa bhi mera sath dene lagi..main to nanga tha hi agle pal maine maa ke kapde utar kar unhe bhi nangi kar diya aur doodh masalte huye unki madmast badan ka raspan karne laga.
Malti—aaahhhh..aise hi jor jor se dabate raho raj…aaahhhh..tumhare hatho se dabwane ke liye bahut tadap rahe the ye ..
Raj—chinta mat karo maa, main ab aa gaya hu..inki dhang se roj khatir dari karunga..
Jab tak unke doodh lal nahi ho gaye tab tak main unko jor jor se dabata aur chusta raha…phir niche aa kar unke dono pair phaila diye aur unki bur ko chusne me lag gaya.
Malti—aaahhhh..mujhe bhi pina hai…aaahhhh
Raj—kyaaa…?
Malti—aaahhh..apne bete ka lund aur kya…
Raj—to aa jao mere upar..
Maa mere upar aa gayi aur 69 position me ho kar apni bur mere muh par rakh kar lund ko chusne chatne lagi..maine maa ki bur ki dono phanko ko apne hatho se phaila kar unki bur ke chhed me jeebh ko ghusa diya aur chusne laga.
Malti—aaahhhh…rajjjj…kha jao apni maa ki bur ko..aaaahhhh…chus lo meri bur ka poora ras…aaahhhh
Kuch der tak main maa ki bur se khelta raha, jab vo jhad gayi to maine phir se unki chuchiya dabate huye unko garam kiya aur phir dono pair kandhe par rakh kar unki bur me lund ghusedne ke baad chodna shuru kar diya..har dhakke par maa apni gaand upar uchka kar apni bur me lund khane lagi.
Malti—aaahhhh…aise hi pelo apni maa ki bur ko..aaahhhh…chod chod kar khoob choudi kar do apni maa ke bur ka chhed.. ufffff….aise hi chodte raho…phad dalo…aaaahhhhh
Raj—bahut mast aur phooli huyi bur hai maa tumhari…aisi bur chodne me bahut maza aata hai…achcha hua ki mera baap tumhe mere chodne ke liye chhod kar jane kaha mar gaya warna itni mast gadarayi bur mujhe chodne ko kaise milti…?
Malti—aaaahhhh…vo kahi mara vara nahi hai raj..vo jinda hai…aaahhhh
Raj (chounk kar)—tumhe kaise malum maa…?
Malti—aaahhh…vo ek din…(poori baat batate huye).
Raj—tumne maa, kahi uss madarchod ko apni bur to nahi de di…? Aur tumne mujhe ye baat aaj tak batayi kyo nahi…? Warna ab tak to main uss madarchod ki gaand me lund pel pel kar uska kriya karm kar chuka hota…?
Malti—mujhe tumko batane ka time hi nahi mila kyon ki tu rajasthan chala gaya uske baad jaldi hi…unhone mujhe karne ki koshish jarur ki thi magar maine saaf saaf mana kar diya unko…mujh par ab sirf tera haq hai..tum hi mere pati ho ab… meri is bur me lund ghused kar chodne ka adhikar sirf tumko hai…aise hi chodo apni maa ko…aaahhhh..main jhadne wali hu rajjj..kas kas ke pelo apni maa ko..uufffff..
Raj (dimag kharab)—uss madarchod ko bhul kar bhi kabhi apni bur dena bhi mat..mujhe apne lund ki chodi huyi ko kisi dusre ko chodne dena to bahut door, dekhne dena tak pasand nahi hai phir chahe vo mera apna baap, ya kitna bhi jaan se pyara bhai hi kyo na ho…main har cheez jamin, jayadad, dhan, daulat sab share kar sakta hu lekin bur kabhi nahi share kar sakta…isliye uss madarchod ke baare me kabhi sapne me bhi mat sochna warna dono ko jaan se maar dunga..
Malti—aaaahhhh..maine kaha na ki maine usko kuch nahi karne diya…ab main kewal tumhari hu, tum jo chahe karo mere sath…aaahhhhhh…lekin tumne mujhse jhuth kyo bola tha ki vo mar chuke hain…?
Raj (mood kharab)—maine koi jhuth nahi bola tha..vo madarchod barish ki ufnati huyi nadi me doobne ke baad bach gaya to isme meri kya galti…? Mujhe to yahi laga tha ki vo bhosdi ka mar gaya hoga..
Malti—aaahhh…tum unko gaali kyo dete ho itni gandi gandi…? Kuch bhi ho, kaise bhi ho lekin hain to vah tere papa hi na..? iss sach ko duniya ki koi taqat jhuthla to nahi sakti na…?
Raj (gusse me)—sidha sidha bolo na maa ki uss madarchod se milne ke baad tumhe ab meri biwi banne par pachtawa ho raha hai..? jao chali jao uske paas..magar uske paas jane se pahle itna yaad rakhna, ki phir na to uss madarchod ko main jinda chhodunga aur na hi tumhe…jis din meri aur uski mulaqat ho gayi to samajh lena vo uski jindagi ka akhiri din aur vo pal, uski jindagi ka akhiri lamha hoga.
Malti—pagal, mujhe agar uske sath hi jana hota to kya main iss samay tere niche nangi ho kar tujhse chudwa rahi hoti…? Mera to sab kuch ab tu hi hai..tu mera beta bhi hai aur tu hi mera pati bhi..
Apne baap vivek ka naam sunte hi mera dimag kharab ho chuka tha to maine toofan mail ki speed me maa ki bur ko pelna shuru kar diya…aisa pela ki madarchod khatiya ne bhi hath khade kar diye aur chodte chodte hi vo saand ki toofani raftar ko jhel nahi payi aur charmara kar toot gayi jisse hum dono dhadam se niche gir gaye.
Magar maine maa ko chodna band nahi kiya..unke jhadte hi gaand me lund thoons diya aur unki gaand phadne me lag gaya...uss raat maa ko aisa choda ki unki halat behad kharab ho gayi...maa ne hath jod liye ki ab jhelna unke bas me nahi hai to maine chhod diya aur nanga hi apne room me ja kar so gaya.
Subah roopa chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli to coffee pi kar main kheto me fresh hone chala gaya, jab vapis lout raha tha to raste me meri mulaqat sagun bhabhi se ho gayi..mujhe dekhte hi unke udas chehre par khushi ki chamak lahra uthi.
Sagun—raj, kya ho gaya tha tumhe... ? maine to suna tha ki tum aur sadhana kahi gayab ho gaye ho..? tumhe dhoondne gayi sheetal bhi gayab ho gayi hai.. ? lekin tum to ekdam theek ho..kaha the itne din... ? aur sheetal aur sadhana kaisi hain..? sunne me aaya ki sheetal ki tabiyat bahut serious thi…
Raj—bhabhi, jab tak raj jinda hai tab tak uski sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi sadhana ko..khair aap batao, koi khush khabri hai ya nahi…? Ya phir abhi aur intazar karna padega…?
Sagun (udas)—meri kismat me shayad intazar karna hi likha hai..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—kyo, maine to suna hai ki aap aur aapki maa kisi naaga baba se bhi mili thi aur usne aapki suni gond bharne ka ashwasan bhi diya tha..? kya hua, koi fatda hua uss naaga baba se…?
Sagun (sir jhuka kar)—tu to aise bol raha hai jaise ki tujhe kuch pata hi na ho…? Bhale hi meri maa ne nahi pahchana magar main to dekhte hi pahchan gayi thi ki vo naaga baba koi aur nahi balki hamare gaon ka ye chudakkad saand hai..
Raj—aap ko kaise malum ki vo naaga baba main hu…?
Sagun (sharmate huye)—utna bada kisi saand ka hi ho sakta hai..aur hamare gaon me to ek hi aisa saand hai jiska itna bada aur mota hai..
Raj—mera kya itna bada aur mota hai bhabhi, uska kuch naam bhi to hoga…?
Sagun (dhire se)—vahi jo tu gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke upar chadh ke unki usme apna vo ghused kar unhe gabhin kar deta hai..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—bhabhi, main apna kya aur ladkiyo ki kisme ghused deta hu..? main kuch samjha nahi..vo kya hai ki thoda moti buddhi ka hu, sidhi baat to meri samajh me aati nahi aur aap ko ki ghuma phira kar bol rahi ho to kaise samajh me ayegi..? khul kar batao to samajh me bhi aaye..
Sagun—to kya sunna chahta hai mere muh se ki yahi na..ki tum apna saand jaisa dhayi hath ka lund nikal kar bholi bhaali ladkiyo ki bur me ghued kar pahle to chod chod kar un bechariyo ki bur ko bhosda bana dete ho aur phir unko gabhin kar dete ho..ab khush..ab aa gaya samajh me…?
Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, ab aa gaya samajh me…(lower niche khiska kar)..aap iski baat kar rahi ho na…? “Yahi Hai Iss Chudakkad Saand Ka Maha Chudakkad Laand, Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.”
Sagun (sharam se chehra chhupa kar)—haaye daiyaa…kitna besharam hai ..
Raj—bhabhi, vaise aapka apne baare me kya vichar hai…? Aapki usme bhi apna vo ghused kar aapko gabhin kar du kya….?
Sagun (laza kar dhire se)—sab kuch jante huye bhi mere jale par namak kyo chhidak raha hai…? Tujhe to sab malum hi hai..
Raj—aapki maa hai ki chali gayi apne ghar... ?
Sagun (dhire se)—abhi yahi par hai..
Raj—to phir theek hai...aaj dophar baad 5 baje apni maa ke sath gaon ke paas wale purane khandahar me aa jana naaga baba ka prasad lene....naaga baba ke naag raaj ko agar aapne khush kar diya to manchaha phal milega..
Sagun (sharam se)—dhatt besharam...main nahi aaungi..
Raj—main intazar karunga…mera matlab ki naaga baba intazar karenge..
Sagun (jeebh nikal kar aur angutha dikhate huye)—main nahi aungi…meri usme apna vo ghusedne ka khwab hi dekhte rah jaoge….(mann me)..main jarur aaungi raj..
Sagun bhabhi mujhe jeebh nikaal kar chidhate huye vaha se bhag gayi aur main mushkurate huye ghar aa gaya..Idhar subah jab kinjal didi aur ritu didi so kar uthi to ek dusre ko dekhte hi chounk gayi kyon ki dono ka room ek hi tha, yahi haal minakshi didi aur arushi ka bhi hua…charo ko sabse jyada gussa iss samay raj ke upar aa raha tha..unhe lag raha tha ki raj ne unke sath dhokha kiya hai,
Vahi dusri taraf sadhana kafi der tak pratap chacha se baat karne me lagi rahi..magar kisi ke kadmo ki aahat sunte hi vo pratap ke jor dene par vaha se bhag khadi huyi..bhagte bhagte vo na jane kaha pahuch gayi..lekin jyada tez bhana uske liye sambhav nahi tha kyon ki uski saans jaldi phulne lagti thi aur phir muh se khoon aana shuru ho jata tha.
Bhagte bhagte jab vo thak gayi aur use lagne laga ki ab use chakkar aane laga hai to vah ek jagah baith kar apni tez chalti saanso ko control karne lagi..magar tabhi kisi ki awaz ne usko buri tarah se chounka diya.
amazing update hai bhai,
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