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Altimatum Day * 6
Raj (mann me)—ritu didi, arushi mami, minakshi didi aur kinjal didi to aa chuki hain..inn chaar ne hi to raat me mere room me aane ko kaha tha..ab ye bin bulaya paanchva mehman koun tapak pada achanak…? Ab to main gaya kaam se. lagta hai ki aaj gali ke kutte jaisi meri halat hone wali hai..?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—koun ho sakta hai…?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu..aap jaldi se chhup jao..
Maine jaldi se vahi arushi ka peticot lapeta aur darwaja kholne ko badh gaya jabki Kinjal didi bistar se utar kar jaldi se almari ke piche ghus gayi..
Ab aage........
Maine darwaja khola to samne maa khadi thi, unki awaz se pahchanne me koi dikkat nahi huyi lekin unhe yaha dekh kar meri tension jarur badh gayi sath me maa ki awaz sunte hi baki sab bhi ghabra gayi jitni bhi yaha nangi ho kar chhupi huyi thi.
Raj (pareshan)—maa tum... ?
Malti—abhi tak soye nahi raj... ?
Raj (tension)—nahi bas so hi raha tha..aapki awaz sun kar neend khul gayi..
Malti—aur ye light kyo band kar rakhi hai…? Switch kaha gaya…? Andhere me dikh bhi nahi raha..
Maa ke muh se light on karne ki baat sunte hi sabki gaand phat gayi..maine hadbadate huye jaldi se aage badh kar maa ko pakad liya kyon ki light on hote hi sabse jyada meri hi izzat ka kabada hona tha.
Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahii…light rahne do..
Malti—kyon…?
Raj (tension)—vo..vo..haan, vo bulb fuse ho gaya hai na, isliye on karne ka koi fayda nahi hai..
Malti (confused)—bulb fuse ho gaya hai…? Lekin tumhare room me to tube light lagi thi…
Raj (jaldi se)—aisa kya..? haan, maa vo tube light hi fuse ho gaya hai..kal dusra la kar laga dunga..
Malti—khair koi baat nahi, achcha hi hai..vaise bhi bujhani hi padti...ab yahi khade rahoge ya bistar me bhi chaloge.. ? bistar me let kar baate karenge..
Raj—bistar me... ? lekin bistar me hi kyo... ?
Malti—haan kyo... ? (kaan me)..kyo yaad dilana padega kya ki main ab tumhari maa hone ke sath sath tumhari biwi bhi hu.. ?
Raj (dhire se)—haan, mujhe yaad hai..
Malti (kaan me)—mann nahi hai kya apni biwi ki lene ka... ? mera to bahut mann hai dene ka..
Raj (tension)—ek kaam karte hain na maa…yaha bahut garmi hai dusra light bhi nahi hai..chalo tumhare room me chalte hain..vahi itminan se baate karenge..
Malti—magar…
Raj—agar magar kuch nahi..chalo maa…
Main maa ka hath pakad kar jabardasti unke room me le gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar diya..yaha jo abhi tak mere room me maa ke aane se sabhi ki jaan halak me atki huyi thi, maa ke jate hi sabne rahat ki saans li.
Lekin yaha sabse badi problem ye ho gayi ki almari ke piche jaha kinjal didi ja kar chhupne gayi thi vaha par to already pahle se hi unki apni sagi choti bahan ritu didi ghusi huyi thi…lekin uss samay do baate ye achchi huyi ki ritu didi aur kinjal didi dono almari ke alag alag kinaro se ghusi thi dusra andhera hone ke karan ek dusre ko dekh nahi payi warna vahi mahabharat shuru ho jati aur bali ka bakra hota main.
Kinjal didi sabse last me chhupi thi isliye unhe to koi andaza nahi hua magar ritu didi to pahle se hi uss jagah ghusi huyi thi, unhe kinjal didi ke vaha chhupte hi iss baat ka andaza ho gaya tha ki koi aur alamari ke piche aa kar chusa hai, jisse vo ghabra kar bilkul kinare ki taraf ho gayi thi.
Ritu (pareshan mann me)—ye koun ho sakti hai…? Aur itni raat ko ye raj ke room me kya karne aayi thi…? ghar me to raj ki sab bahan hi hain, vo ho nahi sakti kyon ki chhupegi to vahi jo raj ke sath ganda kaam karne aayi hogi aur bahan aur bhai me aisa sochna bhi paap hai..baki bachi do, jo raj ki bahan nahi hain..chinky aur twinkle..unme bhi chinky to abhi choti hai, ye jarur twinkle hi hogi..Sali aadhi gharwali se poori gharwali banne ki firaq me hai….kya karu..? abhi main khud hi iss samay poori nangi nahi hoti to abhi isko achche se aisa maza chakhati ki phir dubara mere raj ke baare me sochna hi bhul jati..kamini jis thali me khati hai usme hi chhed karna chahti hai, ise duniya me isko mera raj hi mila tha, randi ko koi dusra ladka nahi mila apni bur ko bhosda banwane ke liye…? Kal se dekhti hu, Sali ko raj ke aas paas bhi nahi phatakne dungi..raj se bhi subah baat karungi ki uska iske sath kya chakkar hai…?
Ab ritu didi ko kya pata ki andhere me mann hi mann vo jisko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi, asal me vo twinkle nahi balki ritu didi ki apni hi sagi badi bahan kinjal didi thi jo ki iss samay almari ke piche unke bagal me, unke hi jaisi poori nangi halat me khadi huyi thi.
Jaise hi unhe ehsaas hua ki main maa ko le kar unke room me chala gaya hu to sab jaldi se apni apni jagah se bahar nikli apne apne kapde tatol kar talashne lagi..iss chakkar me vo ek dusre se takrate takrate bachi aur phir jo jiski pakad me aaya vahi kapde pahan li.
Ritu (mann me)—ye kapde itne dheele kaise ho gaye..? mere kapde to nahi lagte ye..jarur ye usi twinkle ke honge..? aur ye chaddi bhi kaha gayi, pata nahi raj ne utar kar meri chaddi kaha phenk di..? baad me dekhungi subah, abhi to philhal jo mila vahi pahan kar yaha se jaldi nikalna hi theek hai, kahi aisa na ho ki twinkle mujhe pahchan jaye…?
Kinjal (mann me)—mere kapde kaha gaye…? Ye saree hai chadar..? khair jo bhi ho, abhi to yahi lapet kar bhag jati hu, kahi badi maa phir se na aa jaye…? Meri chaddi ka bhi pata nahi hai..subah jaldi uth kar aa ke le jaungi..
Minakshi (mann me)—meri saree, peticot aur chaddi kaha phenk di raj ne…? ye to lagta hai ki raj ka kurta aur paayjama hai…? Chalo abhi to yahi pahan kar nikal jati hu..subah dekhungi aa kar..
Arushi (mann me)—saree to mil gayi magar chaddi ka pata nahi..subah dekhungi..
Iss tarah sab ek dusre ke ulta sulta kapde pahan kar jaldi se vaha se bhag kar apne room me pahuch kar chupchap let gayi.. ritu didi ne jaldi me kinjal didi ke kapde pahan liye the to minakshi didi ne kinjal didi ke jabki arushi ke hath me minakshi didi ki saree, peticot aayi to vahi pahan liya, ab bachi bechari kinjal didi to unhone bedsheet samajh kar arushi ki saree hi lapet li kyon ki peticot unhe mila hi nahi aur chaddi to sab ki maine bed ke niche daba di thi to mili hi nahi…idhar jab main maa ko le kar unke room me pahucha to darwaja lock kar ke maa jaise hi meri taraf palti vaise hi chounk gayi.
Malti (chounk kar)—ye kya pahna hai…? Kiska peticot hai ye…?
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa peticot…? (dhire se)..lo ho gayi aisi taisi..
Malti—bata na kis ka peticot pahan aaya hai... ? koun thi room me tere…? Kahi..arushi to nahi…?
Raj (jaldi se)—aannn..haan haan..arushi mami hi aayi thi…
Malti—iska matlab ki tum uss samay arushi ko kar rahe the…?
Raj—nahi maa..bas main arushi mami ko samjha raha tha..
Malti (ghurte huye)—wah beta..! apni mami ko poori nangi kar ke samjha raha tha..gajab hai..! sidha sidha ye kyo nahi kahta ki tu arushi ke upar chadha hua tha jab main aayi…ab samjhi ki tu mujhe yaha lekar kyo aaya…? Light kyo band thi ..? sab samajh gayi..
Raj (bholi surat)—nahi maa, main to samjha hi raha tha, tum galat samajh rahi ho..mujhe sachchi nahi malum chala ki arushi mami kab apne kapde utar kar nangi ho gayi…? Mujhe to sach me abhi pata chal raha hai ki arushi mami mere sath me nangi thi..
Malti—sach kah rahe ho..?
Raj—ekdam sach maa..maine bhala kabhi aapse jhuth bola hai..?
Malti—mujhe bata nahi sakta tha kaan me ki tere room me arushi hai…? Theek hai ja uske paas..vo intazar kar rahi hogi.
Raj—ab tak to vo vaha se bhag gayi hogi darr kar..?
Malti—kyaa, lekin uska peticot to yaha hai…aise nangi hi..?
Raj—vo mujhe nahi malum, lekin pakka mere room se chali gayi hogi ab tak to vah..ek tarah se achcha hi hua, kam se kam main barbad hone se bach to gaya..ab chalo main apni biwi ko raat bhar pyar to kar sakunga bina kisi tension ke..
Maa aage kuch kahti ki maine usse pahle hi unhe baaho me jakad kar apne hoth unke hotho par rakh diye aur unka ras pine laga..maa bhi mera sath dene lagi..main to nanga tha hi agle pal maine maa ke kapde utar kar unhe bhi nangi kar diya aur doodh masalte huye unki madmast badan ka raspan karne laga.
Malti—aaahhhh..aise hi jor jor se dabate raho raj…aaahhhh..tumhare hatho se dabwane ke liye bahut tadap rahe the ye ..
Raj—chinta mat karo maa, main ab aa gaya hu..inki dhang se roj khatir dari karunga..
Jab tak unke doodh lal nahi ho gaye tab tak main unko jor jor se dabata aur chusta raha…phir niche aa kar unke dono pair phaila diye aur unki bur ko chusne me lag gaya.
Malti—aaahhhh..mujhe bhi pina hai…aaahhhh
Raj—kyaaa…?
Malti—aaahhh..apne bete ka lund aur kya…
Raj—to aa jao mere upar..
Maa mere upar aa gayi aur 69 position me ho kar apni bur mere muh par rakh kar lund ko chusne chatne lagi..maine maa ki bur ki dono phanko ko apne hatho se phaila kar unki bur ke chhed me jeebh ko ghusa diya aur chusne laga.
Malti—aaahhhh…rajjjj…kha jao apni maa ki bur ko..aaaahhhh…chus lo meri bur ka poora ras…aaahhhh
Kuch der tak main maa ki bur se khelta raha, jab vo jhad gayi to maine phir se unki chuchiya dabate huye unko garam kiya aur phir dono pair kandhe par rakh kar unki bur me lund ghusedne ke baad chodna shuru kar diya..har dhakke par maa apni gaand upar uchka kar apni bur me lund khane lagi.
Malti—aaahhhh…aise hi pelo apni maa ki bur ko..aaahhhh…chod chod kar khoob choudi kar do apni maa ke bur ka chhed.. ufffff….aise hi chodte raho…phad dalo…aaaahhhhh
Raj—bahut mast aur phooli huyi bur hai maa tumhari…aisi bur chodne me bahut maza aata hai…achcha hua ki mera baap tumhe mere chodne ke liye chhod kar jane kaha mar gaya warna itni mast gadarayi bur mujhe chodne ko kaise milti…?
Malti—aaaahhhh…vo kahi mara vara nahi hai raj..vo jinda hai…aaahhhh
Raj (chounk kar)—tumhe kaise malum maa…?
Malti—aaahhh…vo ek din…(poori baat batate huye).
Raj—tumne maa, kahi uss madarchod ko apni bur to nahi de di…? Aur tumne mujhe ye baat aaj tak batayi kyo nahi…? Warna ab tak to main uss madarchod ki gaand me lund pel pel kar uska kriya karm kar chuka hota…?
Malti—mujhe tumko batane ka time hi nahi mila kyon ki tu rajasthan chala gaya uske baad jaldi hi…unhone mujhe karne ki koshish jarur ki thi magar maine saaf saaf mana kar diya unko…mujh par ab sirf tera haq hai..tum hi mere pati ho ab… meri is bur me lund ghused kar chodne ka adhikar sirf tumko hai…aise hi chodo apni maa ko…aaahhhh..main jhadne wali hu rajjj..kas kas ke pelo apni maa ko..uufffff..
Raj (dimag kharab)—uss madarchod ko bhul kar bhi kabhi apni bur dena bhi mat..mujhe apne lund ki chodi huyi ko kisi dusre ko chodne dena to bahut door, dekhne dena tak pasand nahi hai phir chahe vo mera apna baap, ya kitna bhi jaan se pyara bhai hi kyo na ho…main har cheez jamin, jayadad, dhan, daulat sab share kar sakta hu lekin bur kabhi nahi share kar sakta…isliye uss madarchod ke baare me kabhi sapne me bhi mat sochna warna dono ko jaan se maar dunga..
Malti—aaaahhhh..maine kaha na ki maine usko kuch nahi karne diya…ab main kewal tumhari hu, tum jo chahe karo mere sath…aaahhhhhh…lekin tumne mujhse jhuth kyo bola tha ki vo mar chuke hain…?
Raj (mood kharab)—maine koi jhuth nahi bola tha..vo madarchod barish ki ufnati huyi nadi me doobne ke baad bach gaya to isme meri kya galti…? Mujhe to yahi laga tha ki vo bhosdi ka mar gaya hoga..
Malti—aaahhh…tum unko gaali kyo dete ho itni gandi gandi…? Kuch bhi ho, kaise bhi ho lekin hain to vah tere papa hi na..? iss sach ko duniya ki koi taqat jhuthla to nahi sakti na…?
Raj (gusse me)—sidha sidha bolo na maa ki uss madarchod se milne ke baad tumhe ab meri biwi banne par pachtawa ho raha hai..? jao chali jao uske paas..magar uske paas jane se pahle itna yaad rakhna, ki phir na to uss madarchod ko main jinda chhodunga aur na hi tumhe…jis din meri aur uski mulaqat ho gayi to samajh lena vo uski jindagi ka akhiri din aur vo pal, uski jindagi ka akhiri lamha hoga.
Malti—pagal, mujhe agar uske sath hi jana hota to kya main iss samay tere niche nangi ho kar tujhse chudwa rahi hoti…? Mera to sab kuch ab tu hi hai..tu mera beta bhi hai aur tu hi mera pati bhi..
Apne baap vivek ka naam sunte hi mera dimag kharab ho chuka tha to maine toofan mail ki speed me maa ki bur ko pelna shuru kar diya…aisa pela ki madarchod khatiya ne bhi hath khade kar diye aur chodte chodte hi vo saand ki toofani raftar ko jhel nahi payi aur charmara kar toot gayi jisse hum dono dhadam se niche gir gaye.
Magar maine maa ko chodna band nahi kiya..unke jhadte hi gaand me lund thoons diya aur unki gaand phadne me lag gaya...uss raat maa ko aisa choda ki unki halat behad kharab ho gayi...maa ne hath jod liye ki ab jhelna unke bas me nahi hai to maine chhod diya aur nanga hi apne room me ja kar so gaya.
Subah roopa chachi ke uthane se meri neend khuli to coffee pi kar main kheto me fresh hone chala gaya, jab vapis lout raha tha to raste me meri mulaqat sagun bhabhi se ho gayi..mujhe dekhte hi unke udas chehre par khushi ki chamak lahra uthi.
Sagun—raj, kya ho gaya tha tumhe... ? maine to suna tha ki tum aur sadhana kahi gayab ho gaye ho..? tumhe dhoondne gayi sheetal bhi gayab ho gayi hai.. ? lekin tum to ekdam theek ho..kaha the itne din... ? aur sheetal aur sadhana kaisi hain..? sunne me aaya ki sheetal ki tabiyat bahut serious thi…
Raj—bhabhi, jab tak raj jinda hai tab tak uski sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi sadhana ko..khair aap batao, koi khush khabri hai ya nahi…? Ya phir abhi aur intazar karna padega…?
Sagun (udas)—meri kismat me shayad intazar karna hi likha hai..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—kyo, maine to suna hai ki aap aur aapki maa kisi naaga baba se bhi mili thi aur usne aapki suni gond bharne ka ashwasan bhi diya tha..? kya hua, koi fatda hua uss naaga baba se…?
Sagun (sir jhuka kar)—tu to aise bol raha hai jaise ki tujhe kuch pata hi na ho…? Bhale hi meri maa ne nahi pahchana magar main to dekhte hi pahchan gayi thi ki vo naaga baba koi aur nahi balki hamare gaon ka ye chudakkad saand hai..
Raj—aap ko kaise malum ki vo naaga baba main hu…?
Sagun (sharmate huye)—utna bada kisi saand ka hi ho sakta hai..aur hamare gaon me to ek hi aisa saand hai jiska itna bada aur mota hai..
Raj—mera kya itna bada aur mota hai bhabhi, uska kuch naam bhi to hoga…?
Sagun (dhire se)—vahi jo tu gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke upar chadh ke unki usme apna vo ghused kar unhe gabhin kar deta hai..
Raj (mushkurate huye)—bhabhi, main apna kya aur ladkiyo ki kisme ghused deta hu..? main kuch samjha nahi..vo kya hai ki thoda moti buddhi ka hu, sidhi baat to meri samajh me aati nahi aur aap ko ki ghuma phira kar bol rahi ho to kaise samajh me ayegi..? khul kar batao to samajh me bhi aaye..
Sagun—to kya sunna chahta hai mere muh se ki yahi na..ki tum apna saand jaisa dhayi hath ka lund nikal kar bholi bhaali ladkiyo ki bur me ghued kar pahle to chod chod kar un bechariyo ki bur ko bhosda bana dete ho aur phir unko gabhin kar dete ho..ab khush..ab aa gaya samajh me…?
Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, ab aa gaya samajh me…(lower niche khiska kar)..aap iski baat kar rahi ho na…? “Yahi Hai Iss Chudakkad Saand Ka Maha Chudakkad Laand, Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.”
Sagun (sharam se chehra chhupa kar)—haaye daiyaa…kitna besharam hai ..
Raj—bhabhi, vaise aapka apne baare me kya vichar hai…? Aapki usme bhi apna vo ghused kar aapko gabhin kar du kya….?
Sagun (laza kar dhire se)—sab kuch jante huye bhi mere jale par namak kyo chhidak raha hai…? Tujhe to sab malum hi hai..
Raj—aapki maa hai ki chali gayi apne ghar... ?
Sagun (dhire se)—abhi yahi par hai..
Raj—to phir theek hai...aaj dophar baad 5 baje apni maa ke sath gaon ke paas wale purane khandahar me aa jana naaga baba ka prasad lene....naaga baba ke naag raaj ko agar aapne khush kar diya to manchaha phal milega..
Sagun (sharam se)—dhatt besharam...main nahi aaungi..
Raj—main intazar karunga…mera matlab ki naaga baba intazar karenge..
Sagun (jeebh nikal kar aur angutha dikhate huye)—main nahi aungi…meri usme apna vo ghusedne ka khwab hi dekhte rah jaoge….(mann me)..main jarur aaungi raj..
Sagun bhabhi mujhe jeebh nikaal kar chidhate huye vaha se bhag gayi aur main mushkurate huye ghar aa gaya..Idhar subah jab kinjal didi aur ritu didi so kar uthi to ek dusre ko dekhte hi chounk gayi kyon ki dono ka room ek hi tha, yahi haal minakshi didi aur arushi ka bhi hua…charo ko sabse jyada gussa iss samay raj ke upar aa raha tha..unhe lag raha tha ki raj ne unke sath dhokha kiya hai,
Vahi dusri taraf sadhana kafi der tak pratap chacha se baat karne me lagi rahi..magar kisi ke kadmo ki aahat sunte hi vo pratap ke jor dene par vaha se bhag khadi huyi..bhagte bhagte vo na jane kaha pahuch gayi..lekin jyada tez bhana uske liye sambhav nahi tha kyon ki uski saans jaldi phulne lagti thi aur phir muh se khoon aana shuru ho jata tha.
Bhagte bhagte jab vo thak gayi aur use lagne laga ki ab use chakkar aane laga hai to vah ek jagah baith kar apni tez chalti saanso ko control karne lagi..magar tabhi kisi ki awaz ne usko buri tarah se chounka diya.
“beti tum yaha kyon aayi ho…? Bhag jao yaha se…”
