SAAND
UPDATE-295
Jhadne ke baad mai ragini didi ke upar hi let gaya.....hum dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...
Abhi hame lete huye kuch hi samay hua tha ki tabhi achanak......
Ab Aage…….
Achanak tabhi bahar ka main gate knock hone laga..awaz sun kar ragini didi ghabra gayi kyonki vo iss samay nangi thi aur unse uthna tak nahi ho pa raha tha.
Ragini—lagta hai ki vo budhiya aa gayi..ab kya hoga, kaise gate kholne jaau,..?
Raj—tension mat lo didi, main hu na…aap apne kapde pahno aur ye lo tablet kha lo, isse aapka dard kam ho jayega.. main tab tak gate kholta hu.
Ragini—aaahhh..mujhse to utha bhi nahi ja raha..bahut dard ho raha hai.
Raj—ruko
Maine didi ko god me utha kar bathroom me chhod aaya aur phir bahar aa kar gate khola to samne uski saas kunti aur nanad renu aa kar khadi thi, unke sath ek inspector aur kuch hawaldar bhi the…mujhe dekhte hi renu gusse se meri taraf dekhne lagi.
Renu (tezi se)—yahi hai vo kamina, giraftar kar lo ise inspector..
Inspector—ohh, to ye hai..hawalwar arrest kar lo..
Renu (ghurte huye)—maine tujhse kaha tha na ki mujhse badatmizi tujhe bahut manhgi padegi..ab baki zindgi jail me bitana…ab ye mat puchna ki giraftari ka warrant hai ki nahi, kyon ki vo hum lekar aaye hain .
Inspector ki baat sun kar do hawaldar mujhe hathkadi pahnane ke liye aage badhe to meri awaz sun kar unke kadam vahi thahar gaye.
Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha khade ho, vahi apni jagah par khade raho..(na me ungli hilate huye)..
”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Kunti—dekha inspector iski majaal ?
Inspector (gusse me)—teri ye himmat ki hame gali deta hai..
Lekin uske baad jo hua, use dekh kar sabhi stabdh rah gaye…Vo inspector bade hi taav me aage badha aur jaise hi mere paas pahucha vaise hi..
Raj (jor se)—tadaakkkk…madarchod..bahra hai kya ? teri maa ko chodu..tujhe sunayi nahi diya ki maine kya kaha ?
Inspector ko thappad itna jor ka laga ki vo ulta niche dhadam se gir gaya aur uske muh se khoon aane ke sath sath aage ke do daant bhi lawde se mil gaye..aisa kuch ho jayega, iski unme se kisi ne kalpana bhi nahi ki thi.
Renu (shocked)—ye tune kya kiya ? ab to tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta..hawaldar, tum log dekh kya rahe ho, turant arrest kar lo ise..he is a criminal..pata nahi aise log police me kaha se bharti ho jate hain ?
Raj—apne sahab ka haal dekh rahe ho na, isliye aage badhne se pahle dhyan rakhna ki maine kaha kya tha..?
Renu ke baar baar bolne ke bavjud bhi unme se koi bhi aage nahi aaya to ye dekh kar renu aur uski maa ke chehre par thodi shikan nazar aane lagi magar unka ghamand abhi bhi apni jagah par tha. usne commissioner ko call laga diya..aur kuch der baat karne ke baad phone inspector ko pakda diya jo bechara adhamari halat me tha…udhar se comm. Usko pel raha tha aur idhar se inspector ji sir, ji sir kiye ja raha tha.
Inspector—ji sir, aap kuch aur policewale bhej dijiye.
Raj—abe kise phone kar raha hai bhosdi ke ?
Dusri taraf se commissioner ne kuch kaha, uske baad inspector ne darte huye phone mujhe pakda diya..
Inspector—lo baat karo..commissioner sahab ka phone hai..
Renu—haan, karwa do, ye bhi apne baap se jara baat kar hi le i means commissioner sahab se..
Maine ek nazar dono maa beti ki taraf dekha aur phir mushkurate huye phone le kar commissioner se baat karne laga.. tab tak ragini didi bhi kapde pahan kar vahi aa chuki thi.
Raj (phone par)—hello..
Commissioner—koun ho tum ? kis thane me duty hai tumhari ? ek to ladkiyo se badatmizi karte ho upar se ek policewale par hath utha kar tumne theek nahi kiya..tumhare liye behtar yahi hoga ki chupchap apne aap ko surrender kar do warna mujhe majburan tumhe shoot karne ka order dena padega.
Raj—mere khilaf ye warrant tune hi nikala tha ?
Commissioner—haan aur ye is tone me baat kar rahe ho tum ?
Raj—ek baar pahle iss state ke DGP se to baat kar le..phir main surrender kar dunga..
Commissioner (tezi se)—kyon tum koi mantri ya chief minister ho jo tumhare jaise criminal ke liye main dgp se baat karu ? ho koun tum ?
Raj—main koun hu, ye janna chahta hai na ? to bas itna naam hi kafi hai..
”SAAND”..yahi bata dena dgp ko….vo tujhe achche se samjha denge mere baare me..
Uske baad call cut ho gaya..thodi der baad inspector ke paas uska phone aaya to usne usko khoob sunaya aur mujhse baat karwane ko kaha.
Inspector—sorry sir, mujhe maaf kar dijiye..mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi…mujhe aapke baare me pata nahi tha..i’m sorry sir.
Dono maa beti hairan pareshan ho kar kabhi mujhe to kabhi inspector ko dekh rahi thi..unki samajh me kuch aa hi nahi raha tha ki ye ho kya raha hai ? khair maine phone le kar uska loudspeaker on kar diya aur commissioner se baat ki..mere kuch bolne se pahle hi vo gidgidane laga.
Commissioner—I’m sorry avinash rathore ji…mujhe ye malum nahi tha ki complain aapke baare me hai warna main warrant issue hi nahi karta..maine warrant cancle karne ke sath hi inspector ko vapis aane ko bol diya hai..I’m really sorry.
Commissioner ko mafi mangte sun kar dono maa beti hairan rah gayi…dono badi hi hairani se ankhe phad kar mujhe dekhne lagi jaise ki koi saanp dekh liya ho…ye baat alag hai ki unke samne saanp to nahi par saand jarur tha.
Raj—It’s ok commissioner sahab..lekin ek baar aap in vakil sahiba aur iski bakchodi maa ko itna jarur samjha dijiye ki agar aaj ke baad inhone ya inke ghar ke kisi bhi member ne meri bahan se kisi tarah ki ghatiya harkat to door oonchi awaz me baat tak na kare to
warna main inn dono maa beti ki bur ka aisa bhosda banaunga ki inka phata hua bhosda dekh kar insaan to kya, kutta, billi bhi door bhag jayegenge.
Commissioner—aap renu ko phone dijiye. Main samjha deta hu..
Raj (phone, renu ko dete huye)—ye le bhosdi..kar baat..
Renu (hairan)—ji sir…
Commissioner (tez)—renu ji, aapne report likhane se pahle ye janna jaruri nahi samjha ki aap kiske khilaf report likha rahi hain ?
Renu—sir, achanak aapko ye kya ho gaya ? aapne use aise chhod kaise diya jabki vo mere aur meri
maa ke baare me kya bol raha tha, ye aapne khud suna hai..agar aap dar gaye hain iss criminal se to main court se order le aaungi.
Commissioner—court bhi unke khilaf nahi jayega..kyonki unke khilaf kisi bhi tarah ka action lene ka power sirf supreme court ko hai..agar tum apni bhalayi chahti ho to turant unse mafi maang lo warna apni barbadi ki jimmedar tum khud hogi.
Phir commissioner ne mere baare me use achchi tarah se bataya jise sun kar dono maa beti ki gaand se hawa nikalne lagi aur vo darr aur tension se ghabrane lagi.
Kunti (tension)—hame maaf kar do..anjane me galti ho gayi..
Renu—mujhe bhi..sorry
Raj—theek hai maaf kiya lekin kisi ne meri bahan se galat tone me baat ki to baki main kya karunga, ye sun hi chuki ho..
Dono—hum vada karte hain..
Raj—theek hai..chal ja mere liye coffee bana ke laa..
Renu—bhabhi, coffee le aaiye..
Raj—maine tujhse kaha hai, samjhi..
Renu—koun main ?
Raj—nahi to kya tera baap ayega banane..?
Renu (sakpaka kar)—lekin..mujhe banani nahi aati..
Raj (jor se doodh pakad kar)—bhosdi, free fokat ka kha kha kar itne bade bade doodh aur chutad ho gaye hain aur coffee banani nahi aati…nahi aati to aaj se banana chalu kar warna..
Kunti (darte huye)—beta, use chhod do..main bana deti hu..
Raj—theek hai, tu hi bana..main tab tak iske doodh hi daba leta hu..bahut bade bade ho gaye hain..
Renu—aaaahhhhh…chhodd..dijiye..dard hota hai..aaahhh..main banaungi..aaahhhh
Uske baad maine do teen baar kas kas ke uske doodh masal diye aur chhod diya…vo dono maa beti tezi se kitchen ki taraf bhagi ..renu to apne doodh sahlate huye gayi..main didi se baat karne laga..thodi der me uski saas coffee le kar aa gayi.. vo palat kar vapis jane lagi to maine use rok diya.
Raj—hmmm, achchi bani hai..kaha ja rahi hai, chal baith yaha ..vaise teri gaand bhi bahut badi ho gayi hai..kitno ka lund dalwaya hai gaand me ?
Kunti (niche dekhte huye)—beta aisi baate mat karo..main to tumhari maa jaisi hu..
Raj—meri bahan ke sath ek maa jaisa saluk kiya hai kabhi jo mujhse ummid kar rahi hai ?
Kunti—ab se dhyan rakhungi ..
Raj—suna hai ki tu apne bete ki dusri shadi karne wali hai ?
Kunti—majburi hai…agar nahi karungi to hamara khandan kaise chalega..aapki bahan to maa ban nahi sakti, isliye..
Raj (gusse se)—kisne kaha ki meri bahan maa nahi ban sakti ? namard tera beta hai aur dos meri bahan par ? vo jarur maa banegi..
Kunti—lekin kaise ?
Raj—main banaunga apni bahan ko maa..
Kunti (shocked)—kyaaaaa ?
Raj—tumne theek suna…meri bahan, apne iss chote bhai ke bachche ki maa banegi..
Kunti (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai ? ye to paap hai..
Raj—tujhe khandan ka varis hi chahiye na ? to main de raha hu..isme dikkat kya hai ? ya phir tere bete ki namardangi ke baare me poori duniya ko bata du ?
Kunti—nahi..nhi..aisa mat karna..warna mere ghar ki bahut badnami hogi…sharam se hum sabko aatma hatya karni padegi..
Raj—tabhi to main tumhare khandan ki izzat bachana chahta hu..apni bahan ko maa bana kar..bol manzur hai ? ya phir batau sab ko tere bete ke baare me ?
Kunti—nhi..nahi..aisa mat karna..main tumhare aage hath jodti hu…tum jaisa kahoge, mujhe manzur hai..
Raj—good
Kunti—lekin duniya wale kya kahenge ?
Raj—isiliye ye baat sirf hamare beech hi rahegi..
Kunti—theek hai..mujhe manzur hai..main apne bete ko mana lungi.
Ragini didi jo ki meri baat se hairan ho kar mujhe dekh rahi thi ab tak, apni saas ki baat sun kar unke chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.
Raj—achcha ye bata ki
“Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”
‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा’’ iss paheli ka kya matlab hona chahiye ?
Kunti—mujhe nahi malum
Raj—nahi pata to dusri paheli
“Agal Bagal Chaara , Beech Mein Indaara ”
“अगल बगल चारा(घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)” iska to malum hi hoga ?
Kunti—nahi
Raj—ye bhi nahi pata..koi baat nahi…chal ye bata ki tere sasur ne yaha shift hone se pahle jo ghar kharida tha, vo kaha par hai ? ab mat kahna ki nahi malum, warna..
Kunti—uss manhoos jagah ko to kab ka hamne bech diya ..
Raj (chounk kar)—bech diya ? kise bech diya ?
Kunti—vo aaj se****saal pahle hamne vo ghar ******* ko bech diya tha..
Raj (shocked)—whattttt ? ye…ye kaise mumkin hai ? ye impossible hai…ye nahi ho sakta..
Kunti—main sach kah rahi hu…hamne isi naam ke admi ko becha tha…vo bhi bahut saste daam par..
Kunti ne jis shakhs ka naam liya, use sun kar main hairan rah gaya..mujhe to jaise apne kaano par vishwash hi nahi ho raha tha ki kya ye sach ho sakta hai ? phir na jane kya soch kar mere chehre par vijyi mushkan ubhar aayi, aise jaise ki maine lagbhag haari huyi bahut badi jung jeet li ho.
