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Awesome update bhai, bahut h mast likhte hai aap
behad hi shandaar, lajawab aur amazing kahaani,
behad hi shandaar, lajawab aur amazing kahaani,
Hot nd awesomeUpdate 8
Nalini ke kamre se nikalne ke baad Kavya seediyon se niche aa hi rahi thi ke tabhi voh apni saans ki awaaz gaur se sunti hain, jo hans khelti hui kisi se jee bharke baatein kar rahi thi.
"Yeh sasuma kisse itni dil kholke baatein kar rahi hai?? Kahin koi yaar ka jugad to nahi kar li?"..
Mann hi mann Kavya khud se kehti hain aur apni muskurahat chupa ke, bas apne kamre me jaane hi wali thi ke tabhi Karuna ki awaaz aati hain..
"Are bahu, ruk jaa! Le baat kar!"
"Maaji, lekin phone pe hai kaun?"
"Tere pappa! Le baat kar, main chali!"
Kavya ki dil khushi se dhadak uthi apne pappa ke naam sunte hi, lekin hairat hui ke bina apne beti ko directly call kiye, unhone seedhe apne samdhanji se baat karne lage. Khair, phone Kavya le leti hain aur Karuna tab tak kahin aur chali jaati hain.
Kavya ke pappa Raghuvir bahut hi rangeen misaj ke aadmi the aur patni ke dehant ke baad, voh apne beti ke bahut kareeb dost ban jaise ban gayee the. Yun kahiye ke Raghuvir aur Kavya ke darmiyan koi baat gupt nahi rehte the. Vaise Raghuvir sanskari hone ke dhong me avval number the, par Kavya khud janti thi ke uske baap kitna bada tharki hain.
Kavya : are pappa, kaise ho?
Raghuvir : Kavya beti! Tu bata, tu kaisi hai?
Kavya : main to badiya hoon (thodi aju baju dekhke) lekin aur bhi badhiya rehna chahti hoon!
Raghuvir : bahut khoob! Ghar ke logo ko apni mutthi me kar di kya tune? (Utsahit hoke)
Kavya : ho jayega dhire dhire, vaise mere pujniya sasurji bade sanskari baraf hai! Pighalne me time lagega!
Raghuvir : are to teri jawani kab kam ayegi?? Apne husn ke jadoo se unhe pagal kar de! Phir dekh, saare ke saare jaidaat aur bunglow, dono tere naam kar dega!
Kavya : (muskurake) hmmmmm voh jab hoga tab hoga, vaise pappa! Aapne direct meri saans ko kyon phone kiya aapne?
Raghuvir : are Kavya, apne bechare randwe baap pe thoda rahem kar! Are teri maa to duniya chorke chali gayi! Aur ab main kab tak Meena Bazaar vagera hoke aau!
Kavya : ohhh god pappa! Apne beti ke saamne to itna details mat dijiye! (Khilkhilake) vaise, mujhe to lagta hain ke aap meri pujniya sasuma ke saath flirt karne lage hain! Hmmmmm...
Raghuvir : are Kavya, tujhse kya chupaoo! Ekdam maal hai teri saans! Uff uski moti jism hamesha teri maa ki yaad dilati rehti hain! Hayeee..kya sasural mili hai tujhe beti! Tu to set ho gayi, apne baap ko bhi set karwa de teri saans ke saath!
Kavya apne baap se vakif thi acchi tarah se aur unke tharakpan se bhare swabhav se use zara si bhi aitraaz nahi thi. Ulta voh maza leti hui apni saans ki aur thodi charcha karne lagi apne tharki baap se. Kavya aur thodi privacy ke liye phone ko leke seedhe ghar ke bahar bagiche me chali jaati hain.
Kavya : are pappa! Meri saas koi vidhwa nahi aur naahi koi bazaru randi hai, jo itni available hogi! Are sasurji susth aur zinda dono hai!
Puri maze leke Kavya apne hi pappa ko tease karne lagi.
Raghuvir : are beti! Tu kya meri mood off karwa rahi hai! Are kisi din chai me zeher daalke maar daal tere sasur ko, phir dekh, main apni samdhan ki kaise khayal rakhti hoon! Hayyyy Kavya, bas ek baar mauka mil jaye teri saas ko chakhne ka!
Kavya : my sweet tharki pappa! Voh bhi khushi khushi kar dungi, lekin yeh puri property meri naam to ho jaye! Mmmmm bas pappa! Us din ki hi khwaab har raat dekhti hoon! Par vaise.....
Raghuvir : vaise kya?
Kavya : sasurji hai to kaafi tagda aur saand jaisa! Aapke damad to apne baap ke saamne ekdam lallu lagta hai!
Is baat pe dono baap beti hans pade.
Raghuvir : waah beti teri kismat anmol hai! Pati to pati, sasur ke bhi maze milenge tujhe aur saath saath jaidaat bhi! Waah jeete reh Kavya! Jeete reh!
Tabhi Kavya ko Karuna nazar aayi, jo uske aur hi aa rahi thi. Foran Kavya apni tone badal deti hain ek jhatke me.
"Thik hai pappa! Aap bas apna khayal rakhe aur mere fikar mat kijiye! Mere sasural ke har ek sadasya mere dil mein samaye huye hain..aur mere saas sasur to devi devta hai! Phone pe baat karti hui, apne saas ko muskurake dekhti hain Kavya aur Karuna bhi khushi khushi apni bahu ki meethi meethi shabdo ko sunke khush hoti hain.
Raghuvir samajh gaya tha ke koi na koi shayad uske beti ke aas paas the aur phir Kavya ki acting skills ko mann hi mann salam karti hain aur kehta hain "chal beti, baad me phone karti hoon!"
"Bye pappa!" Kavya muskurati hai aur phir apni saas ko dhong karke boli "are maaji, sorry....voh main jabhi pappa se baat karti hoon, thode zyada jazbaat me beh jaati hoon!".
Karuna muskurati hain..."Are nahi nahi bahu, vaise tere pappa bahut hi sharif aur acche misaj ke aadmi hai, kahin samay se tere number koshish kar rahe the, phir bechare seedhe mujhe hi phone kar diya, tujhse baat karne ke liye!
Kavya muskurai aur mann hi mann kehne lagi...
"Hmmm mere pappa ko aap nahi jaante sasuma! Unka bas chale to yaha aake aapko god me bithake, flirt kare! Aakhir mere pappa jo thehre!"
Kavya phir sanskari banke muskurayi aur dono saas bahu phir ghar ke andar chale gaye.
Vaha dusre aur, apne ghar me ek puri bottle sharab haath me leke peete huye Raghuvir apne samdhan Karuna ko tasavvur karne lagta hain aur voh bhi apne lund ko sehlate huye.
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Kavya ke pappa to Karuna ko leke usi din pagal ho gaye the, jab Pratap aur voh rishte ke liye ghar aaye huye the. Ek tharki kisam ka randwa hone ke naate, Raghuvir us din sirf aur sirf Karuna ki madmast moti jism ke jaaam ko aankhon se hi peeta gaya.
Apne mobile me Karuna ki ek pic nikalke Raghuvir sabse pehle apne pajame me se apna lund nikalta hain aur haule haule apne samdhan ke jalwe ko dekhte huye, masalne lagta hain.
Apne mann me use pura bharosa tha ke ek din shayad uski beti hi uska settings kara de apne saas ke saath. Lekin filhal voh bas apne shubh karya me magan rehna chahta tha. Yeh tasveer bhi usne chupke se beti ke vidayi ke dauran hi khincha hua tha, jiska andaza na to Karuna ki thi aur nahi Pratap ko.
Filhal Karuna ki tasveer par gaur karke, Raghuvir apna lund hilate bethta hain aur jaise hi apni beti ki baaton ko yaad karti hain ke ...
"Are fikar mat kijiye pappa! Apne saas ko bhi ek din aapke god me bithaungi!"
Is vakya ko yaad karte hi Raghuvir apne gaadhe maal ko do se teen jhatko me seedhe apne mobile screen par udhel deta hain.
"Aaah kambakht ab jaake sukoon aaya! Apne lund ko vapas pajame ke andar ghusake Raghuvir ko aaram mila. Vaise bhi apne beti pe use bharosa tha ke jaidaat to voh chutki me haasil karlegi.
"Aakhir ek number ka chinaal jo thehri meri Kavya!" Whiskey ki peg lagate huye Raghuvir khud se kaha.
Dusre aur, Pratap apne study room me bilkul bhi kitabon pe mann nahi laga paa raha tha. Is baar voh khud hi Kavya ko awaaz dene lage...
"Are bahu, idhar aana to zara!"
Sasurji ki awaaz sunte hi Kavya apni phone se nazre hatake, foran apni pallu se pin nikaalke, matakti hui jaane lagi. Lachak lachak ke, puri kaatilana ada ke saath voh Pratap ke study room pahuch jaati hain..
"Aap ne bulaya babuji?
Are haan voh.... darasal main Karuna ko dhoondh raha tha.."
"Are maaji to mandir gayi hui hain! Hmmm kuch chahiye aapko?"
Kavya nazre neeche kiye, natak karti hui boli. Is baar Pratap ke chehre pe bhi ek shaitani muskaan tha, jo pehle kabhi bhi chehre par nahi aaya tha.
"Are bahu, mujhe malum hai meri dharampatni mandir gayi hoon hain, isiliye to tujhe bulaya!" Mann me sochte huye Pratap foran apne ubhre lund ko kaide ke saath kurte se dhakte huye, kehnep laga..
"Hmm..darasal bahu, yeh mera badan bahut dukh raha hai! Agar kuch....madat....."
Kavya yeh sunke bahut khush hui..aur vinamrata ki dhong karti hui boli "babuji, mujhe koi aitraaz nahi! Aur agar aap chahe to abhi ke abhi aapko maalish kar leta hoon!"
Yeh sunke Pratap bahut bahut prasann hua aur utsahit hoke kehne laga "are bahu, jug jug jio, vaise bhi main pitah saman hoon!"
"Nahi babuji, mere pitah jitne kamine to nahin hain aap, lekin, main kar dungi aapko!"
Muskurake Kavya khud se kehne lagi aur phir maalish karne ke liye razi ho jaati hain. Pratap jo khud bahut utsahit tha, foran study table ke baju wale bistar par chadh jaata hain aur apne kurte ko peeth ke upar karke, pet ke bal let jaata hain. Kavya foran tel ki shishi le aayi aur sabse pehle ek nazar apne sasurji ki mazboot peeth ki aur rakh di.
Uff, dekhte hi pata chalta hain kitni mazboot jism hoga!"
Kavya apni hont dabaye shishi me se kuch tel apni haath me liye, dusre haath pe malne lagi aur phir chipchipe haathon ko liye apas me malke seedhe peeth par malne lag jaati hain. Bahu ke mulayam haathon ke chuan se Pratap ekdam changa mehsoos karne lag jaata hain aur apne aankhen mund leta hain.
Kavya bhi dekhti hain ke uske sasurji ekdam mast hoke maalish ka anand le raha hain aur isi bahane, foran apne haathon me aur thodi si tel ko malke, peeth pe aur tez gati se maalish karne lag jaati hain. Baar baar Kavya apni mulayam haathon se peeth pe aise itrake malne lagti hain ke maano koi lakeer kheench rahi ho.
"Ummm babuji, kaisa mehsoos ho raha hai aapko?"
"Ohh bahu! Sach me maza aa raha hai! Ekdam lajawab! Aur malti raho, uffff saare thakaan door ho raha hai! Aaahh!"
Ek ajeeb si khamoshi chaa gayi thi pure kamre me aur Kavya jee bharke maalish karti gayi peeth ki. Pratap bas aankhen band kiye apne peeth pe malish ka anand leta gaya aur achanak uska mann behekne lag jaata hain. Ek to garam mahol aur upar se mualyam haathon ka sparsh!
Kavya maalish kar hi rahi thi ke tabhi Pratap khud apna ek haath piche le jaake ek jhatke me uski ek haath pakad leta hain. Kavya, jisne yeh harkat ka andaza pehle hi lagayi thi, foran muskurake natak karne lagi.
"Babuji!!!! Yyyeh...yeh kya badtameezi hai??? Kya kar rahe hai aaap??"
Kavya ki aisi sakht awaaz se Pratap sharmnda ho gaya phir se aur foran haath hatake nazren kahin aur kar leta hain...
"Maaf karna bahu!...aise hi ho gayaa....mmmaaaf karna mujhe!"
Kavya ab natak ko alag mod pe leke jaati hain aur kehti hain..
"Babuji! Ummmmm maine kab kaha mujhe koi aitraaz hai!"
Itna kehke Kavya khud apne sasur ke haathon ko apni haathon me leleti hain aur un sakht haathon ko malne lag jaati hain. Pratap ekdam se hakkabakka reh gaya apne bahu ke harkat aur baaton se!
"Bbahu... yeh tum..kkya keh rahi..."
Kavya foran niche jhukke apni madmast stan ko sasur ke peeth pe ghisne lag jaati hain..
"Sach keh rahi hoon babuji! Mujhe koi aitraaz nahi....bas yeh ehsaas aapke aur mere beech me hi rakhiye!"
Pratap ekdam hairan reh jaata hain aur foran bistar par bethke apne bahu ko dekhne laga. Kavya khud is baar apne sasur ke kurte ke ek ek button kholne lagi, ke tabhi Pratap uske haath ko rok leta hain..
"Nahi... nahi bahu! Yeh galat hai!"
Pratap apne sanskari mode me aane laga ke tabhi Kavya hans deti hain.
Bahu ki hansi dekhke Pratap kehne laga "are hans kyo rahi ho?? Kya galat kaha maine??"
Pratap ke aankhon me tez tha, lekin tabhi Kavya bhi confidence me kehne lagi...
"Mere pujniya sasurji! Aap kuch aur keh rahe hain aur aapke 'LUND' kuch aur keh raha hai! Saa sur jiii!"
Itna kehke Kavya aankh maarti hain aur sharam ke maare Pratap niche dekhne laga, jahaan dhoti me uske ubhar saaf saaf dikhayi de raha tha. Ubhar ke nas nas is baat ke gavai de rahe the ke Kavya ki baatein sola aane sach thi.
Pratap sharam ke maare niche dekhne laga, lekin Kavya bhi apni irado ki pakki thi. Voh khud Pratap ke haath ko apni haath me leleti hain aur ahista ahista malne lagti hain.
"Babuji..... Main itni bhi choti dilwali nahi hoon ke, bas pati ke pyar ko kubul karu!"
Pratap abhi bhi hairan tha..."yyehh tu kya kya bole jaa rahi hai bahu aur kaisi kaisi bhasha istimal kar rahi hai???"
Kavya foran bina kuch kahe foran dhoti me lund ke ubhar ko jakad leti hain aur kehti hain "babuji, befikar rahiye aap, main maaji ko kuch nahi bataungi!" Lund ke jakad jaane ke ehsaas se, aur bahu ke onchi harkat ke karan, Pratap zor se bol utha...
"BAHU!"
Aj to bachat hogai nai to kaam kharab hojata
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Update 9
"Bahu!!!!! Yyeh galat harkat mat karo!"
Bhale hi Pratap sanskari avastha me binti kar rahe the, lekin unke lund ko Kavya abhi bhi is andaaz se sehlaye jaa rahi thi ke, unka santulan ab dhire dhire khone lag gaya tha, aur voh khud apne dono haathon se apni bahu ke kandho ko dhar leta hain. Is bahane Kavya puri confidence me apni honton ko sasur ke honton se jod deti hain.
Naram rasile honton ke chumban se Pratap ka aatma aur Vivek dagmagane lag jaata hain aur voh bhi Kavya ke honton ko bharpur choomne lag jaata hain.
Barso ke pyase avastha ne Pratap ko is mukam par aane me majboor kar diya tha aur yeh Kavya bhi bhali bhanti janti thi. Pura mahol ekdam se kamuk aur garam ho utha, aur dono sasur bahu is baat se anjaan the ke kuch hi doori pe do jode aankhe chupke se darwaze ke kone se yeh sab kuch dekh raha tha. Voh koi aur nahi balki Birju tha.
Apne aankhe bade bade karke, voh dhadakte dil ke saath ghar ke malik aur bahurani ke chumban leela ko dekhta gaya, darwaze ke us paar se...
"Saala! Yeh bahurani to bahut kutiya cheez nikli, saala ghar ke malik ko bhi phaans liya! Aur maalik ka bhi jawab nahi, kaise chipke huye hain!"
Mann me sochte huye Birju gaur se dekhne laga andar ke mahol ko, jahaan ab Kavya apne sasur ke peeth par apni ungliyan tak gada deti hain aur Pratap bhi apne bahu ke blouse ko piche se kass ke jakad leta hain.
Jawab me Kavya apne sasur se bhi chipak jaati hain aur apni nakhuno ko unke peeth pe gaadne lagi aur ahista ahista, maahol kuch is tarah ho gaya ke chumban ke saath saath do jode haath ek dusre ke peeth pe dhassne lage.
Aise me main hall me, darwaze ko kholke Karuna pravesh karti hain aur hamesha ki tarah voh apne pati ko prasad khilane aur tika lagane seedhe study room ki aur jaa rahi thi aur unhe aate dekh, khushkismati se Birju mudke dekh leta hain.
"Aye saala yeh to maalkin aa gayi, kahin kuch kaand na ho jaye!"
Sochte huye Birju ko ek tarkeeb sujhta hain aur voh apne haath me thaame steel ke plate ko ek jhatke me niche phenk deta hain. Us thaali ke awaaz se dono Kavya aur Pratap apne hosh me vapas aajate hain aur Kavya apni pallu sambhale seedhe khadi hoti hi hai ke tabhi kamre me pravesh karti hain Karuna.
Kavya se bhi do guna zyada tez dhadkan liye Pratap vapas chehre par muskaan laake apne patni ko khada dekhne laga..
"Aare..tt.. tum, mandir ho aayi ho?? Laaao.. prasad lao!"
Karuna kuch derh tak yunhi apne pati ko hi dekhti gayi..
"Haan, main to abhi abhi ayi, lekin yeh kya? Aap itne pasina pasina kyo ho rahe hai??" Phir ek nazar apne bahu ko dekhti hui..."aur Bahu, tum yaha, is vakt?"
Kavya bhi apni acting chalu kar deti hain...
" Are maaji.. voh umm darasal babuji ke sare bahut dard kar raha tha, bas isiliye thoda sar daba de rahi thi"
Karuna bahu ke baaton se khush hui, lelin phir Pratap ki aur dekhke bolne lagi..."aap bhi na! Kitna kaam karta hai, ab rehne bhi dijiye!
Karuna pehle apne pati ko prasad deti hain aur phir apni bahu ko. Haath me prasad leke Kavya apni saas ke pair parti hain, lekin uski nazre seedhe apne sasur ke lund ke stithi me gayi, jo ghabrahat ke maare vapas sikud gaya tha dhoti me. Phir nazre upar kiye apne sasur ke pareshan halat dekhke voh khilkhilane lagi ahista se aur phir uth jaati hain.
Shaam ka samay :
Apne scooty ko park karke, Neelima helmet utaarke jaise hi doorbell bajane wali thi, bas ekdam usi pal darwaza foran khul jaata hain aur kuch pal ke liye to jaise Neelima ekdam ghabra jaati hain.
Kholne wala vyakti Birju tha, jiskw chehre pe chamak hi chamak tha.
Neelima : oh Birju kaka, aaap ko kaise malum ke main is vakt..
Birju : are bitiya! Bhala mujhe kaise malum nahi hoga, ab se shaam ko main hi tumhare swagat me hazir ho jaunga!
Neelima gaur kar rahi thi ke, subah ke tarah, abhi bhi Birju use ajeeb dhang se dekhe jaa raha tha. Foran, voh hadbadi me apne kamre me jaane lagti hain aur is chakkar me uski sudol stan Birju ke bazuo se ghis jaati hain, jiske ehsaas Neelima ko to hui nahin, lekin Birju ke jism me ek current sa daudne laga.
"Kasam se! Un aamo ko agar jald nahi dabaya, to saala mann me sukoon nahi ayega!"
Birju mann hi mann khud se kehne laga aur foran rasoi bhaagkar apne dhoti me lund ko masalne lag jaata hain. Baar baar un stan ke ghisne ke ehsaas ko yaad karke Birju apne dhoti masalne ka bharpoor anand le hi raha tha ke tabhi.
"Are Birju! Rotiyan banana shuru kiya ki nahi???"
Karuna ke awaaz se Birju naraz hua lekin phir apne kaam me lag jaata hain.
Nahake fresh hoke Neelima bathroom se jaise nikalti hain, foran uski nazre apni choti behn Nalini pe aati hain, jo mastmagan hoke apni headphone pe gaane sune jaa rahi thi.
"Jab dekho timepaas me lagi rehti hain yeh ladki, iski job jald se jald lagni hi chahiye!"
Towel ko side pe rakhke, ek normal tshirt aur trackpants pehnke Neelima seedhe upar chat pe thandi thandi hawa khaane chali jaati hain ke tabhi jhule pe use apni bhabhi Kavya dikhi, jo apni phone me hi magan thi.
"Umm bhabhi, aap busy ho?"
Neelima ki awaaz se Kavya nazre upar kar li... "Are Neelima, bilkul bhi nahi, main to bas apni ek purane aashiq se yunhi chat kar rahi thi!
Neelima ekdam se hairan ho gayi "purane aashiq??? Bhabhi???"
Kavya hans deti hain "are nanadji! Main to yunhi mazak kar rahi thi, aao betho!
Neelima jhule ke dusre aur beth jaati hain aur Kavya foran apni mobile se chat window hata deti hain, jahaan uski ek purane aashiq online tha.
"Nanand rani, main mazak to nahi kar rahi thi, lekin tumhe kaise bataon ke tumhare bhaiya se pehle main kahin londo se chudi hoon aur yaha takke abortion bhi kahin baar kar chuki hoon! Kambakht is ghar ke dhan ko paane ke liye sati Savitri ki dhong to karni hi paregi!"
Khud hi mann me sochke Kavya haule se muskura deti hain aur Neelima sochne lagi ke aakhir bhabhi kis baat pe hansne lagi. Foran Kavya khud ko sambhal leti hain.
Neelima : bhabhi, aap sachme hasmukh hai bahut! Vaise, aap se baat karne ka mauka hi nahi milti!
Kavya : are Neelima! Lo ab to main saamne hi bethi hoon, jo bhi share karna hai share kar sakti ho!
Yeh kehke Kavya apni badi nanad ki haath ko apni haathon me leleti hain aur bahut ahista ahista malne lagti hain.
Neelima : vohh... actually bhabhi!..voh..
Kavya : are batao to sahi!
Neelima : bhabhi, kya...umm kya Birju kaka aap ko ajeeb dhang se dekhte hai?
Kavya : ummmmmm (natak me) aisa to kuch nahi, bechare bhale aadmi hai! (Muskurake) lekin tum aisa kyon pooch rahi ho?
Neelima : oh....bas darasal baat yeh hain ke...
Kavya : (hathon ko aur malti hui) hmmmm, lagta hai kaka pe tera dil aagaya hai! Ufff such a sweet choice!
Is baar Kavya aur bhi zyada muskurai, lekin un baaton ko sunke Neelima dang reh gayi..
"BHABHI??? kya keh rahi hai aap?"
Kavya : are isme burai kya hai? Tu hai hi inti jawan aur sundar ke, agar Birju kaka ko tu lubhati hai, to isme burai hi kya hai? Kya voh insaan nahi hai??
Sach to yeh thi ke sirf Kavya ke aane ke baad hi nahi, balki bahut pehle se hi Neelima aksar Birju ke nazren me kuch khot mehsoos karti thi, lekin ek naukar ko zyada serious voh kabhi nahi leti thi aur vaise bhi Birju pitah saman thi uske liye.
Neelima : bhabhi, aap bhi na! Kuch bhi kehti rehti hain, Birju kaka aise kuch nahi sochte, I am sure!
Kavya : (nanad ki zulfon ko savarti hui) oho! Tumhe kaise malum?
Neelima : pata nahi bhabhi, kabhi kabhi unke maujudgi me bahut ajeeb mehsoos karti hoon!
Kavya : tum ek kaam karo, jab tak ho sake, apne kaka to thoda sa entertain kiya karo!
Yeh kehte vakt Kavya ki chehre pe ek natkhat bhav thi, lekin Neelima ki dil saaf thi, voh sawali nazron se apni bhabhi ko dekhne lagi.
Kavya : are nanadji, mera kehna ka matlab yeh hain ke...hmmmmn okay! Is tarah socho ke Birju saara din kitna mehnat karta hai! Bas jitna ho sake use thoda halka feel karvao! Like....ummm ek pyari si muskaan bhi kaafi hai!
Neelima : hmmmmm vaise bhabhi, baat me logic to hai!
Kavya : bilkul! Aur vaise bhi tumhari yeh jo hont hai, itne pyare pyare phool jaise hain ke, ek choti si muskaan se bhi us kaka ka din ban jayega!
Itna kehke Kavya apni badi nanad ki honton par ungliya phirane lagi kuch pal ke liye aur phir ungliyon ko vaha se hatane se pehle, phir kehti hain..
"Hmmm ekdam phool ke pankhuri jaise hai!"
"Kya bhabhi aap bhi na!" Aankhe jhepte huye foran Neelima kuch sochne lagi aur phir buri tarah sharma jaati hain. Uski gaalon ke laali dekhke Kavya foran honton se ungliya hatake, uske kandhe pe haath lagake puchti hain "are sharma kyon gayi?"
Neelima : bas bhabhi, kuch ajeeb to nahi lagegi?...jaise, you know...jaise mai kaka ko rijhane ki koshish kar rahi ho aur...
Kavya yeh sunte hi hans deti hain aur mann hi mann kehne lagi "aree...yehi to main bhi chahti hoon! Tu jald se jald ek randi ban jaye taaki ghar ke jaidaat se tujhe khud tera baap laath maarke nikaal de!"
Phir apni hansi ko kabu me karke Kavya kehti hain..."don't worry! Jaisa keh rahi hoon, vaisa karo to sahi, kya pata ek budhe gareeb ki dua lag jaye tujhe!".
Neelima apni bhabhi ke baaton ko sunke muskurai aur phir kuch yaha vaha ke baatein karke, dono jhule se uthke andar jaane lage. Jaate vakt Kavya ek nazar Neelima ki gaand par daalti hain, jo Karuna jitni abhi bhi moti to nahi thi, lekin Nalini se badi zaroor thi.
"Haye! Birju kaka, tumhari kismat rang layegi zaroor!"
Mann hi mann Kavya khud se kehke ahista se khilkhilane lagi.
Raat ka samay :
Pratap ko aaj raat neend nahi aa raha tha. Baar baar apne adhure karya ko pura karne ke liye dil ekdam taras raha tha. Lekin bahu ke honton ka ras abhi bhi apne honton par mehsoos kar raha tha. Us lamhe ko yaad karke, Pratap phir uttejit ho utha..
"Aye bhagwan, kya paap ho gaya tha aaj subah subah mujhse! Aur yeh bahu to bilkul bhi seedha nahi hain! Lekin..phir bhi, na jaane kyon uske honton ke ras peeke bahut accha laga!"
Pratap yeh sochte huye, foran faisla kar leta hain ke agar use kamuk hona hi hain, to voh bas apne patni aur apne beech hi rakhega. Sach to yeh tha ke, Kavya ne uske sanskari vicharo me ek aag si laga di thi. Isliye, apne aap hi Pratap ke nazren foran apne soye huye patni ki aur jaata hain aur khaas karke uski moti gadraye gaand ki aur.
Dhoti me ubharta lund itna pareshan karne laga ke Pratap seedha ahista se apne patni se chipak jaata hain ek pal me!
"Aahh Karuna! Utho naaa..... aye Karuna!!"
Apne lund ko masmast moti si gaand me Pratap aise ghisne laga ke aakhirkar Karuna ki neend halke halke khulne lag jaati hain. Aur neend puri tarah tab tuti, jab apni moti tarbuz jaise stan me apne pati ke haath mehsoos karne lagi aur yeh bhi gaur kiya ke kitni ashlil andaaz se Pratap uski chaudi gaand par apne ling ghise jaa raha tha.
aur itna hi nahi, balki uske gubbaro jaise stan ko bhi dabaye jaa raha tha..
Ghusse me pati ke haathon ko jhatkake, Karuna ascharya se apne pati ki aur dekhti hain..
"Yyyeh kyaaa karrr rahe hai aaap????"
Lekin Pratap khud ko apne patni se chipkaye rakha aur lund ko baar baar un gadraye gubbaro me ghisne lag jaata hain. Lekin tabhi, Karuna foran apne pati ko dhakka deti hain piche ke taraf aur lamp ko jalake unhe dekhne lagi..
"Kyaaa ho gaya hai aapko aajkal???? Yeh kaisi onchi harkato me utar gaye hai aap???"
Apne ubhar ko bhaari dil se dabake, Pratap bistar pe beth jaata hain aur is baar khud ghusse se kehne laga..
"Are tumhe kya ho gaya hai??? Main pati hoon tumhara!!! Kuch haq mera banta hai ki nahi?????"
Pati ke swabhav ko dekhke Karuna khud bol uthi...
"Aap ko kuch sharam hai ki nahi! Ab is umar me kya hum do rangraliya manayenge??" Jayiye! meherbani karke so jayiye aur mujhe bhi sone dijiye!"
Lamp ko off karke Karuna so jaati hain lekin Pratap ke dil mein ek aag sa lag gaya tha.
"Are tumhse to acchi meri bahu hai! Kamsekam use mera khayal to haii!"
Pratap ko khud yakeen nahi hua voh kya keh raha tha lekin, phir bahu ke harkaton ko yaad karke voh ek gehri neend me doob jaata hain.
"Bahu!!!!! Yyeh galat harkat mat karo!"
Bhale hi Pratap sanskari avastha me binti kar rahe the, lekin unke lund ko Kavya abhi bhi is andaaz se sehlaye jaa rahi thi ke, unka santulan ab dhire dhire khone lag gaya tha, aur voh khud apne dono haathon se apni bahu ke kandho ko dhar leta hain. Is bahane Kavya puri confidence me apni honton ko sasur ke honton se jod deti hain.
Naram rasile honton ke chumban se Pratap ka aatma aur Vivek dagmagane lag jaata hain aur voh bhi Kavya ke honton ko bharpur choomne lag jaata hain.
Barso ke pyase avastha ne Pratap ko is mukam par aane me majboor kar diya tha aur yeh Kavya bhi bhali bhanti janti thi. Pura mahol ekdam se kamuk aur garam ho utha, aur dono sasur bahu is baat se anjaan the ke kuch hi doori pe do jode aankhe chupke se darwaze ke kone se yeh sab kuch dekh raha tha. Voh koi aur nahi balki Birju tha.
Apne aankhe bade bade karke, voh dhadakte dil ke saath ghar ke malik aur bahurani ke chumban leela ko dekhta gaya, darwaze ke us paar se...
"Saala! Yeh bahurani to bahut kutiya cheez nikli, saala ghar ke malik ko bhi phaans liya! Aur maalik ka bhi jawab nahi, kaise chipke huye hain!"
Mann me sochte huye Birju gaur se dekhne laga andar ke mahol ko, jahaan ab Kavya apne sasur ke peeth par apni ungliyan tak gada deti hain aur Pratap bhi apne bahu ke blouse ko piche se kass ke jakad leta hain.
Jawab me Kavya apne sasur se bhi chipak jaati hain aur apni nakhuno ko unke peeth pe gaadne lagi aur ahista ahista, maahol kuch is tarah ho gaya ke chumban ke saath saath do jode haath ek dusre ke peeth pe dhassne lage.
Aise me main hall me, darwaze ko kholke Karuna pravesh karti hain aur hamesha ki tarah voh apne pati ko prasad khilane aur tika lagane seedhe study room ki aur jaa rahi thi aur unhe aate dekh, khushkismati se Birju mudke dekh leta hain.
"Aye saala yeh to maalkin aa gayi, kahin kuch kaand na ho jaye!"
Sochte huye Birju ko ek tarkeeb sujhta hain aur voh apne haath me thaame steel ke plate ko ek jhatke me niche phenk deta hain. Us thaali ke awaaz se dono Kavya aur Pratap apne hosh me vapas aajate hain aur Kavya apni pallu sambhale seedhe khadi hoti hi hai ke tabhi kamre me pravesh karti hain Karuna.
Kavya se bhi do guna zyada tez dhadkan liye Pratap vapas chehre par muskaan laake apne patni ko khada dekhne laga..
"Aare..tt.. tum, mandir ho aayi ho?? Laaao.. prasad lao!"
Karuna kuch derh tak yunhi apne pati ko hi dekhti gayi..
"Haan, main to abhi abhi ayi, lekin yeh kya? Aap itne pasina pasina kyo ho rahe hai??" Phir ek nazar apne bahu ko dekhti hui..."aur Bahu, tum yaha, is vakt?"
Kavya bhi apni acting chalu kar deti hain...
" Are maaji.. voh umm darasal babuji ke sare bahut dard kar raha tha, bas isiliye thoda sar daba de rahi thi"
Karuna bahu ke baaton se khush hui, lelin phir Pratap ki aur dekhke bolne lagi..."aap bhi na! Kitna kaam karta hai, ab rehne bhi dijiye!
Karuna pehle apne pati ko prasad deti hain aur phir apni bahu ko. Haath me prasad leke Kavya apni saas ke pair parti hain, lekin uski nazre seedhe apne sasur ke lund ke stithi me gayi, jo ghabrahat ke maare vapas sikud gaya tha dhoti me. Phir nazre upar kiye apne sasur ke pareshan halat dekhke voh khilkhilane lagi ahista se aur phir uth jaati hain.
Shaam ka samay :
Apne scooty ko park karke, Neelima helmet utaarke jaise hi doorbell bajane wali thi, bas ekdam usi pal darwaza foran khul jaata hain aur kuch pal ke liye to jaise Neelima ekdam ghabra jaati hain.
Kholne wala vyakti Birju tha, jiskw chehre pe chamak hi chamak tha.
Neelima : oh Birju kaka, aaap ko kaise malum ke main is vakt..
Birju : are bitiya! Bhala mujhe kaise malum nahi hoga, ab se shaam ko main hi tumhare swagat me hazir ho jaunga!
Neelima gaur kar rahi thi ke, subah ke tarah, abhi bhi Birju use ajeeb dhang se dekhe jaa raha tha. Foran, voh hadbadi me apne kamre me jaane lagti hain aur is chakkar me uski sudol stan Birju ke bazuo se ghis jaati hain, jiske ehsaas Neelima ko to hui nahin, lekin Birju ke jism me ek current sa daudne laga.
"Kasam se! Un aamo ko agar jald nahi dabaya, to saala mann me sukoon nahi ayega!"
Birju mann hi mann khud se kehne laga aur foran rasoi bhaagkar apne dhoti me lund ko masalne lag jaata hain. Baar baar un stan ke ghisne ke ehsaas ko yaad karke Birju apne dhoti masalne ka bharpoor anand le hi raha tha ke tabhi.
"Are Birju! Rotiyan banana shuru kiya ki nahi???"
Karuna ke awaaz se Birju naraz hua lekin phir apne kaam me lag jaata hain.
Nahake fresh hoke Neelima bathroom se jaise nikalti hain, foran uski nazre apni choti behn Nalini pe aati hain, jo mastmagan hoke apni headphone pe gaane sune jaa rahi thi.
"Jab dekho timepaas me lagi rehti hain yeh ladki, iski job jald se jald lagni hi chahiye!"
Towel ko side pe rakhke, ek normal tshirt aur trackpants pehnke Neelima seedhe upar chat pe thandi thandi hawa khaane chali jaati hain ke tabhi jhule pe use apni bhabhi Kavya dikhi, jo apni phone me hi magan thi.
"Umm bhabhi, aap busy ho?"
Neelima ki awaaz se Kavya nazre upar kar li... "Are Neelima, bilkul bhi nahi, main to bas apni ek purane aashiq se yunhi chat kar rahi thi!
Neelima ekdam se hairan ho gayi "purane aashiq??? Bhabhi???"
Kavya hans deti hain "are nanadji! Main to yunhi mazak kar rahi thi, aao betho!
Neelima jhule ke dusre aur beth jaati hain aur Kavya foran apni mobile se chat window hata deti hain, jahaan uski ek purane aashiq online tha.
"Nanand rani, main mazak to nahi kar rahi thi, lekin tumhe kaise bataon ke tumhare bhaiya se pehle main kahin londo se chudi hoon aur yaha takke abortion bhi kahin baar kar chuki hoon! Kambakht is ghar ke dhan ko paane ke liye sati Savitri ki dhong to karni hi paregi!"
Khud hi mann me sochke Kavya haule se muskura deti hain aur Neelima sochne lagi ke aakhir bhabhi kis baat pe hansne lagi. Foran Kavya khud ko sambhal leti hain.
Neelima : bhabhi, aap sachme hasmukh hai bahut! Vaise, aap se baat karne ka mauka hi nahi milti!
Kavya : are Neelima! Lo ab to main saamne hi bethi hoon, jo bhi share karna hai share kar sakti ho!
Yeh kehke Kavya apni badi nanad ki haath ko apni haathon me leleti hain aur bahut ahista ahista malne lagti hain.
Neelima : vohh... actually bhabhi!..voh..
Kavya : are batao to sahi!
Neelima : bhabhi, kya...umm kya Birju kaka aap ko ajeeb dhang se dekhte hai?
Kavya : ummmmmm (natak me) aisa to kuch nahi, bechare bhale aadmi hai! (Muskurake) lekin tum aisa kyon pooch rahi ho?
Neelima : oh....bas darasal baat yeh hain ke...
Kavya : (hathon ko aur malti hui) hmmmm, lagta hai kaka pe tera dil aagaya hai! Ufff such a sweet choice!
Is baar Kavya aur bhi zyada muskurai, lekin un baaton ko sunke Neelima dang reh gayi..
"BHABHI??? kya keh rahi hai aap?"
Kavya : are isme burai kya hai? Tu hai hi inti jawan aur sundar ke, agar Birju kaka ko tu lubhati hai, to isme burai hi kya hai? Kya voh insaan nahi hai??
Sach to yeh thi ke sirf Kavya ke aane ke baad hi nahi, balki bahut pehle se hi Neelima aksar Birju ke nazren me kuch khot mehsoos karti thi, lekin ek naukar ko zyada serious voh kabhi nahi leti thi aur vaise bhi Birju pitah saman thi uske liye.
Neelima : bhabhi, aap bhi na! Kuch bhi kehti rehti hain, Birju kaka aise kuch nahi sochte, I am sure!
Kavya : (nanad ki zulfon ko savarti hui) oho! Tumhe kaise malum?
Neelima : pata nahi bhabhi, kabhi kabhi unke maujudgi me bahut ajeeb mehsoos karti hoon!
Kavya : tum ek kaam karo, jab tak ho sake, apne kaka to thoda sa entertain kiya karo!
Yeh kehte vakt Kavya ki chehre pe ek natkhat bhav thi, lekin Neelima ki dil saaf thi, voh sawali nazron se apni bhabhi ko dekhne lagi.
Kavya : are nanadji, mera kehna ka matlab yeh hain ke...hmmmmn okay! Is tarah socho ke Birju saara din kitna mehnat karta hai! Bas jitna ho sake use thoda halka feel karvao! Like....ummm ek pyari si muskaan bhi kaafi hai!
Neelima : hmmmmm vaise bhabhi, baat me logic to hai!
Kavya : bilkul! Aur vaise bhi tumhari yeh jo hont hai, itne pyare pyare phool jaise hain ke, ek choti si muskaan se bhi us kaka ka din ban jayega!
Itna kehke Kavya apni badi nanad ki honton par ungliya phirane lagi kuch pal ke liye aur phir ungliyon ko vaha se hatane se pehle, phir kehti hain..
"Hmmm ekdam phool ke pankhuri jaise hai!"
"Kya bhabhi aap bhi na!" Aankhe jhepte huye foran Neelima kuch sochne lagi aur phir buri tarah sharma jaati hain. Uski gaalon ke laali dekhke Kavya foran honton se ungliya hatake, uske kandhe pe haath lagake puchti hain "are sharma kyon gayi?"
Neelima : bas bhabhi, kuch ajeeb to nahi lagegi?...jaise, you know...jaise mai kaka ko rijhane ki koshish kar rahi ho aur...
Kavya yeh sunte hi hans deti hain aur mann hi mann kehne lagi "aree...yehi to main bhi chahti hoon! Tu jald se jald ek randi ban jaye taaki ghar ke jaidaat se tujhe khud tera baap laath maarke nikaal de!"
Phir apni hansi ko kabu me karke Kavya kehti hain..."don't worry! Jaisa keh rahi hoon, vaisa karo to sahi, kya pata ek budhe gareeb ki dua lag jaye tujhe!".
Neelima apni bhabhi ke baaton ko sunke muskurai aur phir kuch yaha vaha ke baatein karke, dono jhule se uthke andar jaane lage. Jaate vakt Kavya ek nazar Neelima ki gaand par daalti hain, jo Karuna jitni abhi bhi moti to nahi thi, lekin Nalini se badi zaroor thi.
"Haye! Birju kaka, tumhari kismat rang layegi zaroor!"
Mann hi mann Kavya khud se kehke ahista se khilkhilane lagi.
Raat ka samay :
Pratap ko aaj raat neend nahi aa raha tha. Baar baar apne adhure karya ko pura karne ke liye dil ekdam taras raha tha. Lekin bahu ke honton ka ras abhi bhi apne honton par mehsoos kar raha tha. Us lamhe ko yaad karke, Pratap phir uttejit ho utha..
"Aye bhagwan, kya paap ho gaya tha aaj subah subah mujhse! Aur yeh bahu to bilkul bhi seedha nahi hain! Lekin..phir bhi, na jaane kyon uske honton ke ras peeke bahut accha laga!"
Pratap yeh sochte huye, foran faisla kar leta hain ke agar use kamuk hona hi hain, to voh bas apne patni aur apne beech hi rakhega. Sach to yeh tha ke, Kavya ne uske sanskari vicharo me ek aag si laga di thi. Isliye, apne aap hi Pratap ke nazren foran apne soye huye patni ki aur jaata hain aur khaas karke uski moti gadraye gaand ki aur.
Dhoti me ubharta lund itna pareshan karne laga ke Pratap seedha ahista se apne patni se chipak jaata hain ek pal me!
"Aahh Karuna! Utho naaa..... aye Karuna!!"
Apne lund ko masmast moti si gaand me Pratap aise ghisne laga ke aakhirkar Karuna ki neend halke halke khulne lag jaati hain. Aur neend puri tarah tab tuti, jab apni moti tarbuz jaise stan me apne pati ke haath mehsoos karne lagi aur yeh bhi gaur kiya ke kitni ashlil andaaz se Pratap uski chaudi gaand par apne ling ghise jaa raha tha.
aur itna hi nahi, balki uske gubbaro jaise stan ko bhi dabaye jaa raha tha..
Ghusse me pati ke haathon ko jhatkake, Karuna ascharya se apne pati ki aur dekhti hain..
"Yyyeh kyaaa karrr rahe hai aaap????"
Lekin Pratap khud ko apne patni se chipkaye rakha aur lund ko baar baar un gadraye gubbaro me ghisne lag jaata hain. Lekin tabhi, Karuna foran apne pati ko dhakka deti hain piche ke taraf aur lamp ko jalake unhe dekhne lagi..
"Kyaaa ho gaya hai aapko aajkal???? Yeh kaisi onchi harkato me utar gaye hai aap???"
Apne ubhar ko bhaari dil se dabake, Pratap bistar pe beth jaata hain aur is baar khud ghusse se kehne laga..
"Are tumhe kya ho gaya hai??? Main pati hoon tumhara!!! Kuch haq mera banta hai ki nahi?????"
Pati ke swabhav ko dekhke Karuna khud bol uthi...
"Aap ko kuch sharam hai ki nahi! Ab is umar me kya hum do rangraliya manayenge??" Jayiye! meherbani karke so jayiye aur mujhe bhi sone dijiye!"
Lamp ko off karke Karuna so jaati hain lekin Pratap ke dil mein ek aag sa lag gaya tha.
"Are tumhse to acchi meri bahu hai! Kamsekam use mera khayal to haii!"
Pratap ko khud yakeen nahi hua voh kya keh raha tha lekin, phir bahu ke harkaton ko yaad karke voh ek gehri neend me doob jaata hain.