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Update 17
Badiya sa bhojan ke baad Raghuvir thakavat ka dhong karne laga aur yeh dekhke Karuna khud hi kehne lagi..
"Bhai sahab, aaj yehi aaram kar lijiye aap!"
"Haan pappa, maaji thik keh rahi hai!' Kavya bhi bol uthi.
Raghuvir : hmmm thik hai, ab samdhanji aur beti ki baat ko to manna hi parega, aakhir mere bahut kareeb ho aap log, vaise beti ki sasural ka paani to peeni nahi chahiye, phir bhi aap logo ne badiya sa bhojan bhi karwa diya!
Raghuvir ki baaton se sab muskurate hain aur Kavya mann hi mann sochne lagi..
"Sirf bhojan nahi, saasuma to aur bhi bahut kuch khilaya aaj aapko!"
Sochke voh hans deti hain aur use dekh Neelima keh uthi..
"Are bhabhi, kya hua, kis baat pe hasne lagi aap?"
Kavya ek simple muskaan deke kehti hain..
"Kuch nahi nanadji, bas yunhi!'
Raghuvir : (beti ke baalon pe haath phirake) meri beti to hain hi hasmukh swabhav ki aur yaha pe use itni khush dekhke, main to aur bhi khush hoon!
"Sirf hasmukh nahi, balki bahut zyada shaitan aur natkhat hain aapke beti!" Mann hi mann Karuna khud se kehti hain aur bas samdhi ka dil rakhne ke liye muskurayi.
Bhojan sampann ho jaata hain aur Kavya khud apne pitah ko guest room tak leke jaati hain aur Raghuvir kuch pal ke liye AC on karke let jaata hain bistar pe. Lekin jaise hi Kavya jaane lagi, uski haath ko Raghuvir kheech leta hain aur dono baap beti ek dusre se lipat jaate hain ek dusre ke baahon me.
Raghuvir : teri is jism ko gale lagane ka bas mauka hi nahi milta hai beti!
Kavya : pappa, aap thoda sa khud ko kabu me kijiye, filhaal main to sasur se taka phira rahi hoon!
Raghuvir : are beti, jab se tu sasural gayi hai, bas apni sasur ki hi rat lagayi hui hain!
Kavya : kya bolu pappa! Jaidaat ke liye karni to padti hai na!
Lekin Raghuvir kaha manne wala tha, voh apne hi beti ko kass ke pakad ke rakha aur apne hont ko le jaake uske hont se milane hi wala tha ke Kavya rok leta hain foran aur jaake darwaza band kar leti hain.
Aaj baap beti apne vastavik swabhav me aa chuke the, jaise shaadi se pehle tha. Raghuvir ko bistar pe litake Kavya sabse pehle apni pallu sarka deti hain, aur aise karne se, uski blouse me kaid stan bahut hi rasile andaz me dikh jaate hain.
"Waah beti, sach me teri aam ke aakaar to kaafi badh gaye hain uff!'
Raghuvir khud hi ab un santro ko blouse me se hi chusne lag gaya aur Kavya aaj kahin dino ke baad apne pitah ke sparsh aur honton ke jadoo ko mehsoos kar rahi thi. Apni hont dabaye voh apni aamo ko chuswati gayi.
Raghuvir ke hont to thehra chanchal isliye voh kabhi kabhi beti ki stan ki akaar ko choosti, to kabhi gardan ko. Kavya bhi apni baap se yun chipak jaati hain jaise maano abhi abhi suhagrat shuru kar rahi ho ek nayi naveli dulhan ki tarah.
Lekin phir, darwaze pe hua dastak aur dono baap beti chaunk jaate hain aur Kavya foran pitah pe chaddar lagake, apni huliya thik karke darwaza kholne chali jaati hain.
Darwaze ke us paar Neelima khadi thi.
Neelima : are bhabhi, aap yaha kya kar rahi hai?
Kavya : are voh kuch nahi.... bas pappa ki thodi maalish kar rahi thi.
Neelima : oh accha, koi baat nahi, main to bas voh... uncle ko juice dene aayi thi
Neelima se Kavya juice leti hain lekin use jaane nahi deti aur haath ko rok leti hain. Neelima apni bhabhi ki aur hairani se dekhne lagi.
Kavya : ummm main soch rahi thi ki agar tum meri madat karo maalish me, to umm pappa ko aur sukoon mil sakta hai!
Neelima : umm bhabhi, darasal...
Yeh sab kuch bistar se chori chupke Raghuvir dekhe jaa raha tha aur khud natak karke apne kamar par haath rakhke aur bhi zor se "aaah uhh!" karne lag gaya.
Neelima : oh! Uncle ka to badan kaafi dukh raha hai lagta hai!
Kavya : mmmhmmm bilkul! Kuch zaroorat se zyada hi!
Neelima : oh, thik hai bhabhi, chaliye aapki thodi si madat kar hi leti hoon!
Kavya khushi khushi apni nanad ko leke jaati hain andar aur is baar darwaza band kar leti hain, voh bhi latch lagake.
"Are Kavya, apni nanad ko kyon takleef de rahi hai? Main thik hoon, fikar mat kar!"
Dhong karte huye Raghuvir kehne laga aur aaa uhh karta gaya saath saath. Lekin phir Kavya unhe ulta pet ke bal lita deti hain aur tab tak Raghuvir apne kurte se azaad hoke keval banyan me tha. Bari bholi banke Kavya sabse pehle khud ki ek haath me tel leti hain aur thodi Neelima ki haath me dene lagti hain.
Ab dono nanad bhabhi Raghuvir ke peeth ka maalish karne me vyast ho jaate hain aur jahaan ek taraf Kavya peeth ke upri hisse ko kar rahi thi, vaha dusre aur Neelima nichle hisse me magan thi. Raghuvir do do makhmali haathon ke jode ka maza le raha tha is vakt aur voh maze se apna aankhen band kar leta hain.
"Vaise pappa, Neelima ki haathon me jadoo hai, hai na?"
Maze se Kavya kehti hain aur jab Raghuvir ke mooh se ek "ummmm" aata hain to Neelima khushi khushi aur maalish karne lagi. Ab hua yun ke Raghuvir ek aur siski dene laga aur is baar Neelima khud puchne lagi..
"Are uncle, dard kam nahi hua kya?"
"Aaah uh..beti, peeth ka dard to kam ho gaya, lekin kambakht chaati me bhi ek dard hona shuru ho gaya ab to!'
Ekdam natakya andaaz se Raghuvir kehne lagta hain aur apni ek aankh halka sa kholke Neelima aur Kavya dono ko baari baari dekhne lagta hain. "To uncle, aap ab peeth ke bal ho jayiye, don't worry, aaj aap ka dard puri ke puri gayab karke hi hum jayenge!"
Neelima ki in baaton se Kavya bhi khush hui aur is khushi ke mauke pe khud ki haath pe aur zyada tel le liya aur nanad ki haath pe bhi tel laga diya. Ab aalam yeh tha ke Raghuvir peeth ke bal leta hua tha aur uske baalon wale nagn chaati pe dono bhabhi nanad maalish karne lag gaye. Is baar Raghuvir ab apna agle chaal pe gaur kar raha tha.
"Ah kitna aaram lag raha hai! Oh...are Neelima beti, thoda pet se aur niche karle, thoda sa aah!'
Pet ki baat to aur thi, lekin ab jaise jaise Neelima nabhi ke niche dekhne laga, to voh hairan reh gayi. Apni badi badi aankhen liye voh gaur karti hain ke dhoti me ek bahut hi bada ubhar tha aur voh nazara bahut hi ghinoni lagi Neelima ko.
Badiya sa bhojan ke baad Raghuvir thakavat ka dhong karne laga aur yeh dekhke Karuna khud hi kehne lagi..
"Bhai sahab, aaj yehi aaram kar lijiye aap!"
"Haan pappa, maaji thik keh rahi hai!' Kavya bhi bol uthi.
Raghuvir : hmmm thik hai, ab samdhanji aur beti ki baat ko to manna hi parega, aakhir mere bahut kareeb ho aap log, vaise beti ki sasural ka paani to peeni nahi chahiye, phir bhi aap logo ne badiya sa bhojan bhi karwa diya!
Raghuvir ki baaton se sab muskurate hain aur Kavya mann hi mann sochne lagi..
"Sirf bhojan nahi, saasuma to aur bhi bahut kuch khilaya aaj aapko!"
Sochke voh hans deti hain aur use dekh Neelima keh uthi..
"Are bhabhi, kya hua, kis baat pe hasne lagi aap?"
Kavya ek simple muskaan deke kehti hain..
"Kuch nahi nanadji, bas yunhi!'
Raghuvir : (beti ke baalon pe haath phirake) meri beti to hain hi hasmukh swabhav ki aur yaha pe use itni khush dekhke, main to aur bhi khush hoon!
"Sirf hasmukh nahi, balki bahut zyada shaitan aur natkhat hain aapke beti!" Mann hi mann Karuna khud se kehti hain aur bas samdhi ka dil rakhne ke liye muskurayi.
Bhojan sampann ho jaata hain aur Kavya khud apne pitah ko guest room tak leke jaati hain aur Raghuvir kuch pal ke liye AC on karke let jaata hain bistar pe. Lekin jaise hi Kavya jaane lagi, uski haath ko Raghuvir kheech leta hain aur dono baap beti ek dusre se lipat jaate hain ek dusre ke baahon me.
Raghuvir : teri is jism ko gale lagane ka bas mauka hi nahi milta hai beti!
Kavya : pappa, aap thoda sa khud ko kabu me kijiye, filhaal main to sasur se taka phira rahi hoon!
Raghuvir : are beti, jab se tu sasural gayi hai, bas apni sasur ki hi rat lagayi hui hain!
Kavya : kya bolu pappa! Jaidaat ke liye karni to padti hai na!
Lekin Raghuvir kaha manne wala tha, voh apne hi beti ko kass ke pakad ke rakha aur apne hont ko le jaake uske hont se milane hi wala tha ke Kavya rok leta hain foran aur jaake darwaza band kar leti hain.
Aaj baap beti apne vastavik swabhav me aa chuke the, jaise shaadi se pehle tha. Raghuvir ko bistar pe litake Kavya sabse pehle apni pallu sarka deti hain, aur aise karne se, uski blouse me kaid stan bahut hi rasile andaz me dikh jaate hain.
"Waah beti, sach me teri aam ke aakaar to kaafi badh gaye hain uff!'
Raghuvir khud hi ab un santro ko blouse me se hi chusne lag gaya aur Kavya aaj kahin dino ke baad apne pitah ke sparsh aur honton ke jadoo ko mehsoos kar rahi thi. Apni hont dabaye voh apni aamo ko chuswati gayi.
Raghuvir ke hont to thehra chanchal isliye voh kabhi kabhi beti ki stan ki akaar ko choosti, to kabhi gardan ko. Kavya bhi apni baap se yun chipak jaati hain jaise maano abhi abhi suhagrat shuru kar rahi ho ek nayi naveli dulhan ki tarah.
Lekin phir, darwaze pe hua dastak aur dono baap beti chaunk jaate hain aur Kavya foran pitah pe chaddar lagake, apni huliya thik karke darwaza kholne chali jaati hain.
Darwaze ke us paar Neelima khadi thi.
Neelima : are bhabhi, aap yaha kya kar rahi hai?
Kavya : are voh kuch nahi.... bas pappa ki thodi maalish kar rahi thi.
Neelima : oh accha, koi baat nahi, main to bas voh... uncle ko juice dene aayi thi
Neelima se Kavya juice leti hain lekin use jaane nahi deti aur haath ko rok leti hain. Neelima apni bhabhi ki aur hairani se dekhne lagi.
Kavya : ummm main soch rahi thi ki agar tum meri madat karo maalish me, to umm pappa ko aur sukoon mil sakta hai!
Neelima : umm bhabhi, darasal...
Yeh sab kuch bistar se chori chupke Raghuvir dekhe jaa raha tha aur khud natak karke apne kamar par haath rakhke aur bhi zor se "aaah uhh!" karne lag gaya.
Neelima : oh! Uncle ka to badan kaafi dukh raha hai lagta hai!
Kavya : mmmhmmm bilkul! Kuch zaroorat se zyada hi!
Neelima : oh, thik hai bhabhi, chaliye aapki thodi si madat kar hi leti hoon!
Kavya khushi khushi apni nanad ko leke jaati hain andar aur is baar darwaza band kar leti hain, voh bhi latch lagake.
"Are Kavya, apni nanad ko kyon takleef de rahi hai? Main thik hoon, fikar mat kar!"
Dhong karte huye Raghuvir kehne laga aur aaa uhh karta gaya saath saath. Lekin phir Kavya unhe ulta pet ke bal lita deti hain aur tab tak Raghuvir apne kurte se azaad hoke keval banyan me tha. Bari bholi banke Kavya sabse pehle khud ki ek haath me tel leti hain aur thodi Neelima ki haath me dene lagti hain.
Ab dono nanad bhabhi Raghuvir ke peeth ka maalish karne me vyast ho jaate hain aur jahaan ek taraf Kavya peeth ke upri hisse ko kar rahi thi, vaha dusre aur Neelima nichle hisse me magan thi. Raghuvir do do makhmali haathon ke jode ka maza le raha tha is vakt aur voh maze se apna aankhen band kar leta hain.
"Vaise pappa, Neelima ki haathon me jadoo hai, hai na?"
Maze se Kavya kehti hain aur jab Raghuvir ke mooh se ek "ummmm" aata hain to Neelima khushi khushi aur maalish karne lagi. Ab hua yun ke Raghuvir ek aur siski dene laga aur is baar Neelima khud puchne lagi..
"Are uncle, dard kam nahi hua kya?"
"Aaah uh..beti, peeth ka dard to kam ho gaya, lekin kambakht chaati me bhi ek dard hona shuru ho gaya ab to!'
Ekdam natakya andaaz se Raghuvir kehne lagta hain aur apni ek aankh halka sa kholke Neelima aur Kavya dono ko baari baari dekhne lagta hain. "To uncle, aap ab peeth ke bal ho jayiye, don't worry, aaj aap ka dard puri ke puri gayab karke hi hum jayenge!"
Neelima ki in baaton se Kavya bhi khush hui aur is khushi ke mauke pe khud ki haath pe aur zyada tel le liya aur nanad ki haath pe bhi tel laga diya. Ab aalam yeh tha ke Raghuvir peeth ke bal leta hua tha aur uske baalon wale nagn chaati pe dono bhabhi nanad maalish karne lag gaye. Is baar Raghuvir ab apna agle chaal pe gaur kar raha tha.
"Ah kitna aaram lag raha hai! Oh...are Neelima beti, thoda pet se aur niche karle, thoda sa aah!'
Pet ki baat to aur thi, lekin ab jaise jaise Neelima nabhi ke niche dekhne laga, to voh hairan reh gayi. Apni badi badi aankhen liye voh gaur karti hain ke dhoti me ek bahut hi bada ubhar tha aur voh nazara bahut hi ghinoni lagi Neelima ko.