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Aise hi maze se bhare update dete rehana bhai, khade lund par dhokha na dena
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Update 5
Saare ke saare khaana banake Kavya seedhe nahane chali jaati hain aur apni saree utaarke jaise hi washing machine me daalne wali thi, use kuch ajeeb nazar aayi.
Saree ke ek hisse pe safed tatva lagayi hui thi aur kuch had tak sukhe sukhe se ho bhi gaye the. Yeh sab dekhke Kavya ekdam hairan reh jaati hain aur saree ke us hisse ko apni naak tak leke aati hain. Sooghte hi voh samajh jaati hain ke sach me voh jo soch rahi thi yeh vahi hai...
Ek mard ka gaada veeriya!
Aur yeh harkat kiski thi, yeh bhi Kavya samajh chuki thi. Ek kaatil muskaan liye voh saree ko washing basin me daalke nahane chali jaati hain.
Shower me nahate vakt bhi uski mann me apne sasurji ke reactions ghoomne lagte hain aur kis tarah aashirwad dete vakt voh use ghoor raha tha.
Lekin ek aur cheez jo khud Pratap ko bhi malum nahi tha aur voh yeh tha ke uske dhoti me ubhar saaf saaf Kavya ko dikh rahi thi us vakt aur us ubhar ko abhi shower ke dauran yaad karte hi Kavya ekdam se uttejit hoke nahane lag jaati hain. Kavya khush thi kyonki uski pehli plan ekdam safal rahi kyonki voh mann hi mann chahti thi ke uski jawani uski sasur ko lubhaye.
Lekin kehte hain ke koi bhi tarakki me perks aur benefits bhi aate hain aur yehi hyi Kavya ke saath. Jaidaat ko paane ke liye sasur Pratap uske jhaanse me to aa hi raha tha, lekin saath saath ek naye mard ka maujudgi bhi Kavya mehsoos kar rahi thi. Voh dil se maan rahi thi ke Pratap uske pati Rakesh se kahin zyada mardana dikhta hain aur shayad aaj bhi hal ko seechne me safal ho!
Shower lete lete Kavya aankhen mund leti hain aur uski zehen me Pratap chaane laga aur voh khud apne sasur ke balisht shareer ko bina vastro ke tasavvur karne lagi. Lekin jaldbaazi to shaitan ka kaam tha, isliye Kavya sabse pehle apne sasur ka dil jeet lena chahti thi.
Kuch pal tak apne puri jism ko paani se thandak pahuchane, Kavya shower se nikalti hain aur foran ek nayi fresh saree pehnke seedha pooja ghar me chali jaati hain. Vaha use milti hain Karuna!
Karuna : aa bahu, beth mere saath!
Kavya : jee maaji! (Muskurake beth jaati hain)
Karuna : bahu, yeh pooja ghar sirf mandir nahi, humare ghar ke ek pavitra aangan hai! Mann se jo bhi bologi, shayad puri ho jaye!
Kavya : jee maaji! Main to bas sabko sukhi dekha chahti hoon!
Karuna : (bahu ke maathe pe haath pherti hain) oh! Bahu yeh kya?? Yeh kiya kiya tune?
Kavya : (ghabrake) kyon maaji? Umm kya hua?
Karuna : bahu, tu apni maathe par sindoor lagana hi bhool gayi! Hay ram! Yeh le, yeh kumkum ke dabbe me se lagale!
Kavya mann hi mann chid gayi apni dakyanusi saans pe, lekin bahaar se muskurake kumkum ki dibbe me se apne maathe par thodi si laga leti hain. Bahu ke normal maathe ko dekhte hi Karuna ko ek sukoon aayi.
"Beti, ab mere saath saath mann hi mann bol!" Karuna apni har din ke tarah kuch mantre japti hain.
Karuna : aye bhagwan, is ghar ki raksha karna! Sabka khayal rakhna!
Kavya : (mann me) is ghar ki chaabi mere hawale hamesha ke liye karna!
Karuna : humpe apne kripa jamaye rakhna aur ghar ke betiyon ko vriddhi dena!
Kavya : (mann me) Mujhe hi raani banana aur meri do nanado ko ekdam bazaru randi banana!
Karuna aakhir me pranam karti hain aur Kavya bhi apni murade puri karne ke liye masoom banke pranam karti hain. Uske baad dono uth jaate hain aur Karuna phir ek baar bahu ko apni hisaab se shubh tika lagati hain.
Karuna har din ke tarah thaali me se phool aur mithai sabse pehle apne pati ko deti thi, lekin voh jaise hi jaane wali thi, Kavya ek khaansi ki awaaz deke bade namrata se kehti hain..
"Umm maaji, aap bura na maane to aaj se main hi sasurji ko phool chadane jaungi!"
Bahu ke meethi swabhav ko ek saans kaise naa kar sakti hain. Voh bas muskurake kehti hain "thik hain bahu! Le, tu hi le jaa!".
Thaali haath me liye Kavya mud jaati hain aur jaate jaate ek kaatil muskaan chehre pe odh leti hain
Bistar pe Pratap kuch kitab me uljha hua tha ke tabhi darwaze pe kisi ki aahat mehsoos karke voh mud jaata hain aur hairan hoke bahu ko haath me pooja ke thaali liye khadi hui dekhta hain.
"Bahu tum?? Yeh..." Abhi bhi sharminda hoke Pratap nazre nahi mila paa raha tha, lekin Kavya apni mansubo pe atal thi aur sasur ko maska lagana Plan A me pehle se hi shaamil thi.
Voh muskurake matakke aage aati hain aur phir ek baar niche jhukke phool Pratap ke maathe pe chadhane lagti hain. Na chahte huye phir ek baar Pratap ki aankhen stan ke darar me chala jaata hain aur voh khaas lakeer ko dekhke uske sanskari mann me uthal puthal hone lagta hain.
Kavya besharmo ki tarah phool ko lambe arse tak maathe par lagayi rakhi aur phir vapas thaali me rakhke, dusre aur se mithai ki choti si niwale ko apne sasur ke honton tak laati hain aur khud hi unhe khila deti hain. Pratap jiska behekne ka silsila shuru ho chuka tha, foran apne ek haath se bahu ke haath ko pakde baaki mithai bhi mooh me leleta hain.
Iske baad Kavya muskuraye thaali liye vaha se chali jaati hain. Saree me lipte kaatil kamar phir ek baar Pratap ko dikh jaata hain aur lakeer ke darar se leke Kavya ke muskurahat aur phir kamar ki lachak phir ek baar uske dhoti me ubhar paida kar leta hain.
"Bhabhi!!" Tabhi Nalini ki awaaz Kavya ke kaano tak aati hain aur voh foran uski kamre me jaane lagi.
Kamre me pahuchte hi Kavya dekhti hain ke Nalini ek badiya si salwar kameez pehni haath me ek file liye khadi thi, ek nervous si bhav thi chehre par. Kavya samajh jaati hain ke uski choti nanad interview ke liye tayyar thi.
Nalini : bhabhi kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Kavya : tu to hamesha pyari dikhti hai meri nanad rani! Kya interview ke liye tayyar hui ho?
Nalini : mmhmm! (Pyari si muskaan liye)
Kavya : lekin nanad rani! Yeh 1980 ya 1990 nahi hai!
Nalini : kya matlab?
Kavya ab Nalini ke piche jaake khadi hoti hain aur uski haseen zulfon ko savarti hui kehti hain
"tum bahut bholi ho Nalini! Aaj kal aisi old fashioned tarike se koi bhala interview dene jaati hain bhala?
Nalini ab hairani se apni bhabhi ki aur dekhne lagti hain aur Kavya phat se hans deti hain "soch me pad gayi???"
Nalini : bhabhi! Aap kya kehna chahti hai?
Kavya : meri bholi nanad! Tum corporate companies ki dress code ke hisab se kapde kyon nahi pehnti?
Nalini : ummm you mean.....
Kavya : are baba! Skirt aur shirt!
Nalini kuch pal ke liye chaunk jaati hain "bhabhi???? kya keh rahi ho aap?".
Kavya : ek tiptop skirt aur shirt pehnke ke to dekh! Teri interview badiya jayegi!
Yeh baat aankh maarti hui Kavya boli aur apni phone pe kuch corporate mahilao ke tasveerein dikhane lagi. Nalini ki sanskari mann aisi dress code dekhke hairan reh jaati hain.
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Saare ke saare khaana banake Kavya seedhe nahane chali jaati hain aur apni saree utaarke jaise hi washing machine me daalne wali thi, use kuch ajeeb nazar aayi.
Saree ke ek hisse pe safed tatva lagayi hui thi aur kuch had tak sukhe sukhe se ho bhi gaye the. Yeh sab dekhke Kavya ekdam hairan reh jaati hain aur saree ke us hisse ko apni naak tak leke aati hain. Sooghte hi voh samajh jaati hain ke sach me voh jo soch rahi thi yeh vahi hai...
Ek mard ka gaada veeriya!
Aur yeh harkat kiski thi, yeh bhi Kavya samajh chuki thi. Ek kaatil muskaan liye voh saree ko washing basin me daalke nahane chali jaati hain.
Shower me nahate vakt bhi uski mann me apne sasurji ke reactions ghoomne lagte hain aur kis tarah aashirwad dete vakt voh use ghoor raha tha.
Lekin ek aur cheez jo khud Pratap ko bhi malum nahi tha aur voh yeh tha ke uske dhoti me ubhar saaf saaf Kavya ko dikh rahi thi us vakt aur us ubhar ko abhi shower ke dauran yaad karte hi Kavya ekdam se uttejit hoke nahane lag jaati hain. Kavya khush thi kyonki uski pehli plan ekdam safal rahi kyonki voh mann hi mann chahti thi ke uski jawani uski sasur ko lubhaye.
Lekin kehte hain ke koi bhi tarakki me perks aur benefits bhi aate hain aur yehi hyi Kavya ke saath. Jaidaat ko paane ke liye sasur Pratap uske jhaanse me to aa hi raha tha, lekin saath saath ek naye mard ka maujudgi bhi Kavya mehsoos kar rahi thi. Voh dil se maan rahi thi ke Pratap uske pati Rakesh se kahin zyada mardana dikhta hain aur shayad aaj bhi hal ko seechne me safal ho!
Shower lete lete Kavya aankhen mund leti hain aur uski zehen me Pratap chaane laga aur voh khud apne sasur ke balisht shareer ko bina vastro ke tasavvur karne lagi. Lekin jaldbaazi to shaitan ka kaam tha, isliye Kavya sabse pehle apne sasur ka dil jeet lena chahti thi.
Kuch pal tak apne puri jism ko paani se thandak pahuchane, Kavya shower se nikalti hain aur foran ek nayi fresh saree pehnke seedha pooja ghar me chali jaati hain. Vaha use milti hain Karuna!
Karuna : aa bahu, beth mere saath!
Kavya : jee maaji! (Muskurake beth jaati hain)
Karuna : bahu, yeh pooja ghar sirf mandir nahi, humare ghar ke ek pavitra aangan hai! Mann se jo bhi bologi, shayad puri ho jaye!
Kavya : jee maaji! Main to bas sabko sukhi dekha chahti hoon!
Karuna : (bahu ke maathe pe haath pherti hain) oh! Bahu yeh kya?? Yeh kiya kiya tune?
Kavya : (ghabrake) kyon maaji? Umm kya hua?
Karuna : bahu, tu apni maathe par sindoor lagana hi bhool gayi! Hay ram! Yeh le, yeh kumkum ke dabbe me se lagale!
Kavya mann hi mann chid gayi apni dakyanusi saans pe, lekin bahaar se muskurake kumkum ki dibbe me se apne maathe par thodi si laga leti hain. Bahu ke normal maathe ko dekhte hi Karuna ko ek sukoon aayi.
"Beti, ab mere saath saath mann hi mann bol!" Karuna apni har din ke tarah kuch mantre japti hain.
Karuna : aye bhagwan, is ghar ki raksha karna! Sabka khayal rakhna!
Kavya : (mann me) is ghar ki chaabi mere hawale hamesha ke liye karna!
Karuna : humpe apne kripa jamaye rakhna aur ghar ke betiyon ko vriddhi dena!
Kavya : (mann me) Mujhe hi raani banana aur meri do nanado ko ekdam bazaru randi banana!
Karuna aakhir me pranam karti hain aur Kavya bhi apni murade puri karne ke liye masoom banke pranam karti hain. Uske baad dono uth jaate hain aur Karuna phir ek baar bahu ko apni hisaab se shubh tika lagati hain.
Karuna har din ke tarah thaali me se phool aur mithai sabse pehle apne pati ko deti thi, lekin voh jaise hi jaane wali thi, Kavya ek khaansi ki awaaz deke bade namrata se kehti hain..
"Umm maaji, aap bura na maane to aaj se main hi sasurji ko phool chadane jaungi!"
Bahu ke meethi swabhav ko ek saans kaise naa kar sakti hain. Voh bas muskurake kehti hain "thik hain bahu! Le, tu hi le jaa!".
Thaali haath me liye Kavya mud jaati hain aur jaate jaate ek kaatil muskaan chehre pe odh leti hain
Bistar pe Pratap kuch kitab me uljha hua tha ke tabhi darwaze pe kisi ki aahat mehsoos karke voh mud jaata hain aur hairan hoke bahu ko haath me pooja ke thaali liye khadi hui dekhta hain.
"Bahu tum?? Yeh..." Abhi bhi sharminda hoke Pratap nazre nahi mila paa raha tha, lekin Kavya apni mansubo pe atal thi aur sasur ko maska lagana Plan A me pehle se hi shaamil thi.
Voh muskurake matakke aage aati hain aur phir ek baar niche jhukke phool Pratap ke maathe pe chadhane lagti hain. Na chahte huye phir ek baar Pratap ki aankhen stan ke darar me chala jaata hain aur voh khaas lakeer ko dekhke uske sanskari mann me uthal puthal hone lagta hain.
Kavya besharmo ki tarah phool ko lambe arse tak maathe par lagayi rakhi aur phir vapas thaali me rakhke, dusre aur se mithai ki choti si niwale ko apne sasur ke honton tak laati hain aur khud hi unhe khila deti hain. Pratap jiska behekne ka silsila shuru ho chuka tha, foran apne ek haath se bahu ke haath ko pakde baaki mithai bhi mooh me leleta hain.
Iske baad Kavya muskuraye thaali liye vaha se chali jaati hain. Saree me lipte kaatil kamar phir ek baar Pratap ko dikh jaata hain aur lakeer ke darar se leke Kavya ke muskurahat aur phir kamar ki lachak phir ek baar uske dhoti me ubhar paida kar leta hain.
"Bhabhi!!" Tabhi Nalini ki awaaz Kavya ke kaano tak aati hain aur voh foran uski kamre me jaane lagi.
Kamre me pahuchte hi Kavya dekhti hain ke Nalini ek badiya si salwar kameez pehni haath me ek file liye khadi thi, ek nervous si bhav thi chehre par. Kavya samajh jaati hain ke uski choti nanad interview ke liye tayyar thi.
Nalini : bhabhi kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Kavya : tu to hamesha pyari dikhti hai meri nanad rani! Kya interview ke liye tayyar hui ho?
Nalini : mmhmm! (Pyari si muskaan liye)
Kavya : lekin nanad rani! Yeh 1980 ya 1990 nahi hai!
Nalini : kya matlab?
Kavya ab Nalini ke piche jaake khadi hoti hain aur uski haseen zulfon ko savarti hui kehti hain
"tum bahut bholi ho Nalini! Aaj kal aisi old fashioned tarike se koi bhala interview dene jaati hain bhala?
Nalini ab hairani se apni bhabhi ki aur dekhne lagti hain aur Kavya phat se hans deti hain "soch me pad gayi???"
Nalini : bhabhi! Aap kya kehna chahti hai?
Kavya : meri bholi nanad! Tum corporate companies ki dress code ke hisab se kapde kyon nahi pehnti?
Nalini : ummm you mean.....
Kavya : are baba! Skirt aur shirt!
Nalini kuch pal ke liye chaunk jaati hain "bhabhi???? kya keh rahi ho aap?".
Kavya : ek tiptop skirt aur shirt pehnke ke to dekh! Teri interview badiya jayegi!
Yeh baat aankh maarti hui Kavya boli aur apni phone pe kuch corporate mahilao ke tasveerein dikhane lagi. Nalini ki sanskari mann aisi dress code dekhke hairan reh jaati hain.
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"Bhabhi...nahi.... actually...umm!" Nalini hichakne lagti hain. Tabhi Kavya bol padi "saaf saaf bol!"
Nalini : bhabhi! Maa aur paapa allow nahi karenge! (Hont dabaye)
Kavya hans deti hain aur apne pyari nanad ki gaal dabane lagi..
"Tum fikar mat karo nanad rani! Tujhe tiptop banane ki zimma meri!"
Nalini : lekin bhabhi, aaap...kaise aur..
Kavya bas muskurati hain aur Nalini ki kaan me kuch kehne lagi, jise sunke uski chehre par ek utsah si aane lagi, lekin nervous bhi dikhne lagi.
Dusre aur Karuna kuch pal tak hall me bethi apni phone me kuch kar rahi thi ke tabhi use Kavya aur Nalini aate huye dikhti hain. Nalini apni salwar kameez me hi thi aur Kavya ne ek bahut hi haseen saree pehni hui thi, aur hav bhav se voh kaafi sanskari lag rahi thi.
Karuna : are bahu, tum aur Nalini kahaa chali?
Kavya : (Nalini ki aur dekhke) are jaake apni maa ki ashirwad to lelo!
Nalini haan me sar hilati hain aur foran Karuna ki pair chuke aashirwad leti hain.
Nanad ko us pose me dekhke Kavya mann me kehti hain "maaji apne beti jo jee bharke aashirwad kijiye taaki yeh top class randi bane bhavishya me!". Sochte hi voh muskura deti hain.
Karuna : (Nalini ko uthake) are baat kya hai?
Nalini : maa! Main interview ke liye jaa rahi hoon!
Karuna : haan voh to theek hai, lekin bahu tu kahaa chali iske saath?
Kavya : (masoom banke) maaji, darasal main sabse pehle Nalini ko mandir leke jaungi, taaki ise puri safalta mile!
Karuna ki aankh bhar aati hain khushi se, sach me use swarg se bahu mili thi. Dono ko ghar se nikalte dekh Karuna vapas apni phone pe lag jaati hain.
Ghar se nikalke Nalini gaadi ki aur jaati hain lekin Kavya naa karti hain.
Nalini : lekin kyon bhabhi??
Kavya : are gaari me kya rakhi hai?chalo mere saath, aaj tumhe bus ki anand dikhati hoon!
Nalini : bus??
Bade ghar ke hone ke naate Nalini aur Neelima kabhi bhi bus ya taxi ki savari nahi ki thi, kyonki ghar pe saikro gaadiya jo thi.
Is vakt Kavya bas apni nanad ki maze lena chahti thi, lekin sanskari chaadar ko odhke.
Kavya : haan bus! Are chalo to sahi, tum bhi yaad rakhoge meri nanad rani!
Nalini ki mann me ek romanch paida hui bus me jaane ke liye aur voh khushi khushi keh deti hain "thik hai bhabhi! Chalo".
Kuch pal tak chalte chalte aakhirkar dono bus stop pahuch jaate hain aur jaanbujh ke ek bheed wali bus leti hain Kavya. Nalini bhi bhabhi ke piche piche bus chad jaati hain.
Bheed ki halat dekhke Nalini kuch pareshan ho gayi " bhabhi umm kaafi bheed hai! Hum dusre bus bhi to le sakte the!"
Kavya jawab me kehti hain "fikar mat kar, hum do stop ke baad hi utar jayenge! Tu chup chaap handle pakad ke khadi reh, bas!".
Nalini apni file se khud ko hawa karti hui upar ke ek handle jakde khari rehti hai aur tabhi Kavya ko kuch doori pe ek lofer kisam ka aadmi dikhi aur unhe dekhke Kavya ki mann me kuch plan aane lagi.
