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Ye sun kar to fatima ke pairon tale se zameen hi khisak gai.....use samjh me nhi aa raha tha ki salna ne unhe kaise dekh liya....aur ab wo aadi ke ghar sara ke sath jane ki kya wajah bataaye....
Salma(ghoor kar)- ab sach bataygi ki nhi....
Fatima(man me)- kya bolu.....sara ko to sambhaal liya.....par ab ise kaise sambhalu.....uperwale....madad karna......
Ab Aage........
Fatime dil hi dil uper wale se dua maang rahi thi ki use salma ke sawaalon se bacha le.......aur sath hi sath ye bhi soch rahi thi ki salma ko kya bole....
Aur uperwale ne fatima ki sun li....aur salma ke phon par uski khas saheli ka call aa gaya.....
Salma(phon dekh kar)- tu abhi ja.....main baad me teri khabar leti hu....
Ye bol kar salma call par baat karte huye bedroom me nikal gai....aur fatima raahat ki saans le kar jaldi se sara ke room ki taraf bhaag gai......
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GAON ME........
Shaam ke waqt kallu aur thakur vikrant gaon ke baahar bane ek dhaabe par baithe daaru pi rahe the.....
Ek taraf kallu thoda udaas tha...to wahi vikrant use dilasha de raha tha...ki wo apne aapko sambhale....sab theek ho jayga....
Asal me kallu ke plan ke hisaab se uska ghar jal gaya tha...aur ye baat gaon se hote huye dusre gaon me vikrant tak bhi pahuch chuki thi....isliye vikrant jaldi se kallu ke paas pahucha aur use le kar yaha dhaabe par aa gaya.....
( YAHA BATA DU KI KALLU AUR VIKRANT KE GAON ALAG-ALAG HAI....PAR ITNE PAAS HAI KI EK GAON KI BAATEN DUSRE TAK PAHUCH HI JATI HAI....LAGBHAG 4-5 KM KI KACCHI RASTA DONO GAON KO JODTI HAI....TO WAHI DONO GAON DUSRI TARAF SE SAHAR WALE HIGHWAY SE JUDE HUYE THE.....)
Vikrant- tu fikr mat kar kallu....ye thakur hai na tere sath....
Kallu- wo to janta hu thakur saab....
Vikrant(beech me)- kya bola....abe tujhe kitni baar bola ki mujhe vikrant bola kar....ye kya saab-saab laga rakha hai...tu dost hai mera...
Kallu- are nhi thakur saab....main kaha aur aap kaha...aur aap umar me bhi to...
Vikrant(beech me)- ohh..to umar ka lihaaj kar raha hai....hmm....janta hu ki tu mujh se 20 saal chhota hai.......par tune meri jaan bachaai hai dost....isliye main tujhe ye haq deta hu ki tu mujhe vikrant bol...ya vikky....aur tujhe meri kasam...agar tu mujhe manta hai...to na nhi bolega....samjha...
Kallu(muskura kar)- theek hai vinkrant...ye theek hai na....
Vikrant(has kar)- ye hui na baat....ab chal...thoda muskura bhi de....sala jabse aaya hai tabse muh fulaaye baitha hai...
Kallu- kaise muskurau....tumhe to pata hai na ki mera ghar jal gaya hai....ab aise me kya muskuraau.....
Vikrant- jal gaya to....fir se ban jayga...tu fikr mat kar...waise bhi tere paas paison ki koi kami hai kya....aur agar kam ho to mujhe bol....haa....
Kallu- baat paison ki nhi hai yaar...par ghar banne me time to lagega na....to itne din main kaha rahuga....kya jhoodi bana kar rahu....
Vikrant- abe haat...thakur ka dost jhopdi me....kabhi nhi....tu to...aaa...ruk thoda...thakurain ka phon aaya......
Aur fir thakur phon par apni patni se baat karne laga.....jiska naam hai rekha thakur.....
Vikrant jab apni patni ka call uthata hai...to galati se button dawane se phone speaker par chala jata hai....par vikrant ko sharaab ke nashe me wo pata hi nhi chal aur wo waise hi baate karne laga......
Vikrant – helllloooo.....
Rekha- thakur saab....kaha ho aap.....bahut time ho gaya aapko nikle huye......
Vikraant- haa...main to bas....yhi hu...paas me....
Rekha- kya aaj ghar nhi aana....thoda time to dekho ki kitni der ho chuki hai......
Vikrant - huh...haa...time....par time to wo hi kal wala hi hai na meri jaanu......
Vikrant ki awaj sunte hi rekha samjh gai thi....ki vikrant ne shraab pi rakhi hai.....wo bhi jaroorat se jyada......isliye use thoda gussa aa raha tha.....fir bhi rajni ne gusse ko dawaya aur aaraam se baat ki.....
Rekha- kya thakur saab...aapne fir se pi li....wo bhi itni jyada....kya aapko humari koi fikr nhi hoti...jo itna pi kar aate ho........
Vikrant- are nhi meri jaan...tu gussa mat kar...maine kaha jyada pi...bas thodi si...
Rekha- rahne dijiye...aapki aawaaj se saaf pata chal raha hai ki kuch nhi balki bahut jyada ho gai hai.....
Vikrant- arre jaan....
Rekha(beech me)- kya jaan....haa.....aap thodi to sharam kar lo......ghar me 2-2 jawaan bahuye baithi hai.....aur aap aise daaru ke nashe me tun baithe ho.....wo dekhegi to kya sochegi...ki unke sasur daarukhor hai...
Vikrant- kya....bacche aa gaye...kab aaye...
Rekha- aaye nhi.....kal aayge...main to bas bata rahi thi...ki ab ye sab theek nhi hoga...wo agle 3 mahine yahi rahne wale hai...jaante hai na aap...,..
Vikrant- koi nhi....unke saambe kuch nhi hoga...ab khush....
Rekha- kya khush....wo nhi hai to kya...main to yahi hu...main aapko aise dekh kar khush rahugi kya....
Vikrant- are yaar......ab mood mat bigaad...aaj main bade payaare mood me ghar aauga...aur tujhe puri raat...hahaha....samjh gai na...
Rekha- huh....rahne do..puri raat kya..aap to 2 minute bhi mere sath nhi rahte....aate hi dher ho jate hai.....
Vikrant – oh ho....meri jaan ko itna gussa hai.....hmm....lagta hai aaj raat to nikalna hi padega tera sara gussa.....
Vikrant ki baat sun kar rekha hasne lagi....kyoki wo janti thi...ki bhale hi vikrant normal rahte huye kuch na kare....par gusse me aa kar chudaai jaroor kar deta hai....
Aur rekha pichhle kafi time se ek acchi chudaai ke liye taras rahi thi....jiski ummeed use aaj dikhne lagi thi....
( Asal me rekha , vikrant ki dusri biwi thi....jo usse umar me kafi chhoti thi.....fir bhi rekha ke maa-baap ne vikrant ka rutwa aur paisa dekh kar rekha ki saadi vikrant se kar di thi....
Par vikrant ki pahli patni mari nhi thi.....wo to vikrant ko rekha kisi saadi me pasand aai aur usne rekha ke maa-baap ko ye baat bol di...aur wo bhi vikrant ko na nhi bol sake.....
Jabki vikrant ki pahli patni maya apne pati ki dusri saadi ki zid se gussa ho gai aur use chhod kar dusri haweli me rahne lagi...jo thi to usi gaon me...par alag thi...
Ab ek haweli me vikrant aur rekha rahte hai....aur khet wali haweli me maya akeli....
Aur vikrant aur maya ke bete-bahu aur beti bhi jab gaon aate hai...to vikrant ke dar se usi ki haweli me rahte hai...halaki wo apni maa yani maya se khul kar milne jate rahte hai...us par unhe koi rok nhi....
Vikraant bhale hi maya se alag ho gaya tha....par aaj bhi vikrant ki jameen-jaayjaad ki malkin uski pahli biwi maya hi thi.....)
Rekha ko ab lagne laga tha ki vikrant gusse me aaj raat uski dono tange khol kar use jam kar chodega....... Salman sliye wo thodi sararati tareeke se baat karne lagi......
Rekha- accha....aap mere gussa nikalege...uummm...to theek hai...aap pahle ghar to aa jayo.....fir nikal dena mera sara gussa....theek hai....
Vikrant - Kya baat hai meri jaan....aaj to tujhe bahut jaldi ho rhi hai gussa nikalwane ki....mood me lagti hai.....
Rekha- main to har raat mood me rahti hu....bas aap hi pi kar so jate ho....huh...
Vikrant- par aaj aisa nhi hoga meri jaan...aaj raat to teri shaamat aa hi gai samjh....
Rekha- rahne do.....aap to bas phone par hi bate karte rehte ho....baki to kuch kar hi nhi pate....huh...
Rekha jaan-boojh kar vikrant ko bhadka rahi thi....kyoki wo chahti thi ki vikrant apna pura gussa chudaai me nikaale....taki use kai dino baad chudaai ka maza mil sake....aur ho sake to uski god bhar jaaye...jo aaj tak sooni thi.....
Vikrant- aisi baat hai....to ruk....aaj raat teri jam kar chudai karunga saali....abhi aata hoon....ruk....
Rekha- accha ji....dekhte hai...aao fir.....roka kisne hai.....aa jao....
Fir vikrant ne phone cut kiya aur apna peg ek saans me gatak liya......
Vikrant- kallu bhai...abhi jana hoga...
Kallu- kya yaar....abhi se...thoda aur piyo....
Vikrant- bas yaar.....ab bahut ho gai.....ab nhi hoga....aur piuga to ludak jauga....
Kallu- are yaar thoda aur pi le.....bharosha rakh kuch nhi hoga....main hu na.....aur waise bhi tumhe ghar ja kar bhabhi ka sara gussa bhi to nikalna hai....hai na....le ek aur khinch de......
Ye bol kar kallu ne ek aur kadak peg banaya aur vikrant ne use bhi gatak liya.....
Vikrant- aah....maza aayga ab......
Kallu- hmm....lagta hai aaj bhabhi pure mood me hai.....haa....tumhari raat to mast niklegi.....
Vikrant(has kar)- are...ab kaha yaar....ab wo pehle wala sawad nhi rha teri bhabhi me.....
Kallu- kya bol rhe ho.....maaf karna....par maine to suna hai ki bhabhi ke charche aas-paas ke gaon tak faile huye hai.....log kahte hai ki badi mast hai nai thakurain.....matlab meri bhabhi......
Vikrant- ye kya bol raha hai yaar....kya ye sach hai.....
Kallu- haa yaar....maine to kai baar suna hai.....maaf karna...par lig kahte hai ki bhabhi ko dekh kar to sare mard pagal ho jate hai......wo to bhabhi ki khoobroorti aur unke badan ki bahut taareef karte hai.....sach me.....
Vikrant- aisa kya....jara bata to kya-kya kahte hai log....haa....
Kallu- rahne do....tumhe accha nhi lagega...log to kuch bhi bolte hai na....tu mujh par gussa karega...
Vikrant- kar di na wahi baat...are dost banaya hai tujhe.....aur vikrant disto ke liye haan deta hai...gussa nhi karta....waise bhi dost ko haq hai ki dost ki biwi ki tareef kare...tu bindaas bol...
Kallu- batata hu...ek-ek peg aur ho jaaye....
Vikrant- ab tujhe mana kaise kar sakta hu....chal bana....fir bata ki kaise charche hai meri jaan ke charo taraf...
Fir kallu ne 2 kadak peg banaye aur peg gatakte huye baat karne laga.....
Vikrant- ab bol....kaisi baaten hoti hai mardo ke beech meri biwi ko le kar....
Kallu- ab kya bolu yaar.....saare mard jab bhi bhabhi ki badi moti gaand ko hilte huye dekhte hai.....to mardo ke lund turant tan jate hai ......
Vikrant- accha....hahaha....
Kallu- majaak nhi yaar....sach me bhabhi ki gaand ke bahut charche hai.......are maine to suna hai ki jab bhabhi apni gaand puri hila kar chalti hai...toh mard to chhodo....jawaan hote ladko ke dilo me bhi aag lag jati hai.....
Kallu ki baat sun kar vikrant kuch nhi bolta....kyoki vikrant pure nashe me tha.....aur sach baat to ye thi..... ki vikrant ko kallu ki baat sun kar garmi mahsoos hone lagi thi....isliye wo bas muskurate huye sun raha tha....aur isi beech kallu ne vikrant ke khali glaas ko fir se sharaab se bhar diya......
Vikrant- air bata....aur kya kahte hai log....
Kallu- aur kya-kya batau yaar....log to bhabhi ke bade-bade doodho ke liye bhi paagal hai....bolte hai ki.....bhabhi ke doodh dekh kar aisa lagta hai.....ki jaise wo jaan bhuj kar apne bade-bade doodh tang blouse me rakhti hai....taki wo jyada bahar nikal kar dikhe.....aur jab wo logo ke saamne nikle....to unke bade-bade doodh dekh kar koi mard uske doodh ko masal kar rakh de....
Vikrant- aisa bhi sochte hai log....aauummmmhh...aah....ek aur bana.....aur aage bata ..aur kya kahte hai....
Golu(peg banate huye)- haan yaar log to bahut kuch kahte hai.....jaise ki kuch kahte hai ki.....bhabhi ke mote- mote chootad aur dlbade-bade doodh dekh kar aisa lagta hai.....jaise ek jeeti jaagti jalti jawaani saamne khadi ho...jiske sath har koi jalna chahta hai......
Vikrant(peg gatak kar)- accha....sab...matlab tu bhi....sach bol....tu bhi aisa sochta hai....
Kallu janta tha ki vikrant ab hosh kho chuka hai...fir bhi usne vikrant ke glass ko fir se bhar diya...aur vikrant ne glass utha kar pina suru kar diya....
Vikrant- bol na yaar...tu kya sochta hai...
Kallu- rahne do na....tum bura maan jaoge...
Vikrant- fir se wahi baat....are dost hai tu mera...khul kar bol....kasam se...teri kisi baat ka bura nhi manuga...bol...bindaas bol...
Kallu- tum kahte ho to....theek hai...suno...yaar sach kahu to....mujhe lagta hai ki bhabhi ki jawani to garam doodh ki tarah ubal rahi hai.....aur use dekh kar mera to man karta hai ki bhabhi ko nanga kar ke use kutiya banau......aur fir apna lund ek jhatke me pura ka pura uski gaand me jad tak ghusa du....aur fir dawa kar chhodu use.....
Vikrant ye sun kar pura garam ho jata hai....aur fir pura peg gatak leta hai......
Vikrant - itni pasand hai tujhe wo....
Kallu- haa...par uski gaand dekh kar aisa lagta hai....baki hai to wo tumhari biwi.....to chhodo ye baat....ye to aam baat hai kisi khoobsoorat aourat ko dekh kar uske liye sochne ki.....par wo tumhari hai...tum kismat wale ho.....hai na....
Vikrant- haa....bilkul....isliye ab chalte hai....aur main apni us biwi ko ragduga...jiske liye saare mard paagal ho jate hai...hahaha....
Kallu- hmm...tum niklo fir....
Vikrant- niklo matlab.....tu bhi chal raha hai mere sath.....samjha...
Kallu- par main kyo...
Vikrant- tera ghar to jal chuka....to kaha jayga...
Kallu- main aaj raat yahi ruk jata hu...kal sochuga kuch...
Vikrant(khada ho kar)- khabardaar....jo aisa socha to....tu mera dost hai...isliye jab tak tera ghar nhi ban jata....tab tak tu meri haweli me rahega...mere sath....samjha...chal mere sath......
Kallu - are yaar....tu itni takleef kyo kar rhe ho....main kuch dekh luga na......
Vikrant- nhi....aur koi baat nhi hogi....tu chal mere sath.....
Kallu- accha theek hai....tu car me baith...main yaha hisaab kar ke aata hu.....
Vikrant- theek hai...par yaad rakhna....tere bina main nhi jane wala....to koi hosiyari nhi....
Kallu- nhi yaar....bas abhi aaya....
Fir vikrant baahar car me aa gaya aur kallu ne us dhaabe wale ko bulaya...aur use table ke neeche rakhe ek dibbe ko le jane bola....
Dhabe wala- saab ji...agar thakur ne dekh liya ki tum shraab pine ki jagah neeche dawwe me dalte ho...aur use pilate rahte ho...to fir kya karega wo...jante ho na....wo aspke sath mujhe bhi...samjh rahe hai na....
Kallu(muskura kar)- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tu bas is sharaab ko aur in paison ko sambhaal...thakur ko main dekh luga....aish kar....
Ye bol kar kallu baahar aaya aur apni bike ko side me rakh kar vikrant ki car se uski haweli nikal gaya.....
Car kallu hi chala raha tha...kyoki vikrant abhi is laayak bhi nhi tha ki theek se chal bhi sake......
Aur fir dono haweli pahuch gaye...jaha kallu hi vikrant ko sahara de kar haweli ke andar dakhil hua....aur uske room ki taraf chal pada....
Kallu is waqt man hi man bahut khush tha......kyoki usko rekha ki jawani dekhne ko milne wali thi...jo abbi vikrant ke room me thi......
Kallu ne pahle hi rekha ko dekh rakha tha....aur uske bade doodh aur moti gaand dekh kar usko chodne ka bhi soch chuka tha......par rekha aise hi to hath nhi aane wali thi...aakhir thakurain hai yaha ki.....par aaj kallu ko kareeb se rekha ko dekhne ka moka tha....aur ab saayad patane ka hi.....
Khair....jab kallu apne kandhe pka sahara dete huye vikrant ke roomtak pahucha...to khat-khat sun kar rekha ne jaldi se gate khol diya...
Par gate kholte hi rekha ke chehre ki hasi ekdam se mayoodi me badal gai....jab usne vikrant ko nashe me dhutt dekha......
Wahi kallu ki aankhe chamak uthi...kyoki rekha sirf ek maxi pahne huye thi....jiske bheetar wo bilkul nangi thi...na bra aur na hi panty....
Jisse rekha ka gadraya badan kallu ki aankho ke saamne jhool raha tha....aur kallu ke lund ko kas lne laga tha.....
Rekha- tum koun ho....kya kallu ho....
Kallu- haa....
Rekha- aur inhe kya hua.....
Kallu- kuch nhi....bas pi rakhi hai....
Rekha- aur tum bas dekhte rahe...roka nhi inhe....
Kallu- are nhi....inhone mujhe bhi sath me pilaai....aur waise bhi thakur ko koi rok sakta hai kya....
Rekha- hmm..wo to hai...kidi ki sunte kaha hai....par tum to sahi dikh rahe ho....
Kallu(muskura kar)- ab hum to jawaan hai abhi....aur sareer bhi mast hai....to mujhe kuch nhi hota....
Rekha- theek hai....tum ab ja sakte ho....inhe main le jati hu....
Vikrant- nhi....kallu yahi rahega....isi haweli me.....mera dost hai wo...maine usko vaada kiya hai.....
Rekha- theek hai....kallu...tum neeche wale room me so jao...
Vikrant- nhi....neeche noukar sote hai...wo mera dost hai....
Rekha- accha theek hai...kallu....wo teesre number wale room me so jao....inge main le jati hu....
Fir rekha aage badi aur vikraant ko sahara dene kallu ki jagah aa gai....ys beech kallu aur rekha ke badan aapas me ragad gaye....to kallu ko rekha ki gaand ka aur rekha ko kallu ke lund ko thoda sa ahsaas bhi ho gaya....
Fir rekha ne kallu ko room me jane ko bola aur vikrant ko apne room me le gai.......
Aur jaise hi dono bistar par aaye to rekha bister par gir gai....aur vikrant uske uper let gaya....
Fir vikrant ne nashe ki haalat me hi rekha ke doodho ke uper apna muh rakha aur kuss karne laga......
Vikrant- wah meri jaan.....bra bhi nhi pahni.....
Rekha- nhi....utaar di.....kyoki main aapko jyada intzaar nhi karana chahti thi....isliye kuch nhi pahna....bas ye maxi hai...neeche kuch nhi....
Ye sun kar vikrant ne rekha ke ek doodh ko maxi ke sath hi muh me dawa liya......
Rekha- aaahhh.....aaraam se....kaato mat....
Vikrant- uuuummmmhhh....meri jaan...main na...aaauuuummmmm....uuuummmmm...uumm..uumm..uu..uuum..uuuhhh...uuuhh.....
Aur doodh choosa suru karte hi vikrant doodh ko muh me dawaaye hi past pad gaya...
Aur jab rekha ne dekha ki vikrant doodh choosne ki jagah doodh ko muh me dawaaye hi sone laga hai....to uska gusaa bgadak gaya aur usne vikraant ko jhakjoor diya....
Rekha vikrant ho hila kar use jagane ki kosis kar rahi thi....par vikrant to uum-uumm karte huye aaraam se so chuka tha.....
Jab rekha ki kosiso ke baad bhi vikrant nhi jaga to rekha gusse se boukhla gai aur usne vikrant ko ek joor ka dhakka maar kar apne uper se ludka diya....par vikrant ko isse koi fark nhi pada....wo aaraam se sota raha.....
Rekha ka chehra ab gusse se tamtama raha tha.....wo vikrant ko soya hua dekhte huye apni kismat ko kos rahi thi...use lag raha tha ki abhi ke abhi vikrant ke uper thanda pani daal de...par wo aisa karti bhi...tab bhi saayad vikrant ka kuch nhi hota...kyoki wo bahut jyada sharaab pi chuka tha.....
Rekha janti thi ki vikrant ab is haalat me hi nhi ki kuch kar sake....bhale hi wo use kuch bhi kar ke jaga bhi de...tab bhi vikrant kuch nhi kar payga....
Isliye rekha bas use goorti hui gusse se bhabhak rahi thi.....aur tabhi rekha ka dhyaan apne seene par gaya....jaha vikraant ne thook se uski maxi geeli kar di thi.....
Rekha - sale buddhe sona hi tha to mujhe geela kyo kiya......haaye....ab meri choot ka kya hoga.....ye to kabse pani par pani nikal rahi thi ki aaj iski chudaai hogi....par ye to sala.....huh....ab kaise shant hogi.....main ab kya karu....sala bol to bade josh me rha tha ki aaj to jam kar chodega....aur dekho...chodna to door ki baat....uska lund bhi khada nhi hua aur so gaya buddha.....aur mari maxi....iski to...
Fir gusse se bhari rekha bed ke neeche khadi ho gai aur apni maxi ko ek second me apne jishm se alag kar diya aur us maxi ko vikrant ke muh par de mara....
Rekha- sala sharabi buddha......ise to aourat ka nanga jishm bhi na jaga paya....to aur kya jagayega....sota rah aise hi...aur main marti rahugi....pata nhi kya soch kar is buddhe se meri saadi kar di mere baap ne....kisi kaam ka nhi sala....meri jawaani aise hi nikaal di is kameene ne...na khud chod paya....aur na koi aur chodne ki himmat kar saka....rutwa jo hai kameene ka....to koi mard iski biwi ko aankh utha kar dekhega kaise......darte hai sab...huh......
Tabhi kallu ki aawaaj us room me goonji...jise sun kar rekha ghabra gai...
Ye sun kar to fatima ke pairon tale se zameen hi khisak gai.....use samjh me nhi aa raha tha ki salna ne unhe kaise dekh liya....aur ab wo aadi ke ghar sara ke sath jane ki kya wajah bataaye....
Salma(ghoor kar)- ab sach bataygi ki nhi....
Fatima(man me)- kya bolu.....sara ko to sambhaal liya.....par ab ise kaise sambhalu.....uperwale....madad karna......
Ab Aage........
Fatime dil hi dil uper wale se dua maang rahi thi ki use salma ke sawaalon se bacha le.......aur sath hi sath ye bhi soch rahi thi ki salma ko kya bole....
Aur uperwale ne fatima ki sun li....aur salma ke phon par uski khas saheli ka call aa gaya.....
Salma(phon dekh kar)- tu abhi ja.....main baad me teri khabar leti hu....
Ye bol kar salma call par baat karte huye bedroom me nikal gai....aur fatima raahat ki saans le kar jaldi se sara ke room ki taraf bhaag gai......
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GAON ME........
Shaam ke waqt kallu aur thakur vikrant gaon ke baahar bane ek dhaabe par baithe daaru pi rahe the.....
Ek taraf kallu thoda udaas tha...to wahi vikrant use dilasha de raha tha...ki wo apne aapko sambhale....sab theek ho jayga....
Asal me kallu ke plan ke hisaab se uska ghar jal gaya tha...aur ye baat gaon se hote huye dusre gaon me vikrant tak bhi pahuch chuki thi....isliye vikrant jaldi se kallu ke paas pahucha aur use le kar yaha dhaabe par aa gaya.....
( YAHA BATA DU KI KALLU AUR VIKRANT KE GAON ALAG-ALAG HAI....PAR ITNE PAAS HAI KI EK GAON KI BAATEN DUSRE TAK PAHUCH HI JATI HAI....LAGBHAG 4-5 KM KI KACCHI RASTA DONO GAON KO JODTI HAI....TO WAHI DONO GAON DUSRI TARAF SE SAHAR WALE HIGHWAY SE JUDE HUYE THE.....)
Vikrant- tu fikr mat kar kallu....ye thakur hai na tere sath....
Kallu- wo to janta hu thakur saab....
Vikrant(beech me)- kya bola....abe tujhe kitni baar bola ki mujhe vikrant bola kar....ye kya saab-saab laga rakha hai...tu dost hai mera...
Kallu- are nhi thakur saab....main kaha aur aap kaha...aur aap umar me bhi to...
Vikrant(beech me)- ohh..to umar ka lihaaj kar raha hai....hmm....janta hu ki tu mujh se 20 saal chhota hai.......par tune meri jaan bachaai hai dost....isliye main tujhe ye haq deta hu ki tu mujhe vikrant bol...ya vikky....aur tujhe meri kasam...agar tu mujhe manta hai...to na nhi bolega....samjha...
Kallu(muskura kar)- theek hai vinkrant...ye theek hai na....
Vikrant(has kar)- ye hui na baat....ab chal...thoda muskura bhi de....sala jabse aaya hai tabse muh fulaaye baitha hai...
Kallu- kaise muskurau....tumhe to pata hai na ki mera ghar jal gaya hai....ab aise me kya muskuraau.....
Vikrant- jal gaya to....fir se ban jayga...tu fikr mat kar...waise bhi tere paas paison ki koi kami hai kya....aur agar kam ho to mujhe bol....haa....
Kallu- baat paison ki nhi hai yaar...par ghar banne me time to lagega na....to itne din main kaha rahuga....kya jhoodi bana kar rahu....
Vikrant- abe haat...thakur ka dost jhopdi me....kabhi nhi....tu to...aaa...ruk thoda...thakurain ka phon aaya......
Aur fir thakur phon par apni patni se baat karne laga.....jiska naam hai rekha thakur.....
Vikrant jab apni patni ka call uthata hai...to galati se button dawane se phone speaker par chala jata hai....par vikrant ko sharaab ke nashe me wo pata hi nhi chal aur wo waise hi baate karne laga......
Vikrant – helllloooo.....
Rekha- thakur saab....kaha ho aap.....bahut time ho gaya aapko nikle huye......
Vikraant- haa...main to bas....yhi hu...paas me....
Rekha- kya aaj ghar nhi aana....thoda time to dekho ki kitni der ho chuki hai......
Vikrant - huh...haa...time....par time to wo hi kal wala hi hai na meri jaanu......
Vikrant ki awaj sunte hi rekha samjh gai thi....ki vikrant ne shraab pi rakhi hai.....wo bhi jaroorat se jyada......isliye use thoda gussa aa raha tha.....fir bhi rajni ne gusse ko dawaya aur aaraam se baat ki.....
Rekha- kya thakur saab...aapne fir se pi li....wo bhi itni jyada....kya aapko humari koi fikr nhi hoti...jo itna pi kar aate ho........
Vikrant- are nhi meri jaan...tu gussa mat kar...maine kaha jyada pi...bas thodi si...
Rekha- rahne dijiye...aapki aawaaj se saaf pata chal raha hai ki kuch nhi balki bahut jyada ho gai hai.....
Vikrant- arre jaan....
Rekha(beech me)- kya jaan....haa.....aap thodi to sharam kar lo......ghar me 2-2 jawaan bahuye baithi hai.....aur aap aise daaru ke nashe me tun baithe ho.....wo dekhegi to kya sochegi...ki unke sasur daarukhor hai...
Vikrant- kya....bacche aa gaye...kab aaye...
Rekha- aaye nhi.....kal aayge...main to bas bata rahi thi...ki ab ye sab theek nhi hoga...wo agle 3 mahine yahi rahne wale hai...jaante hai na aap...,..
Vikrant- koi nhi....unke saambe kuch nhi hoga...ab khush....
Rekha- kya khush....wo nhi hai to kya...main to yahi hu...main aapko aise dekh kar khush rahugi kya....
Vikrant- are yaar......ab mood mat bigaad...aaj main bade payaare mood me ghar aauga...aur tujhe puri raat...hahaha....samjh gai na...
Rekha- huh....rahne do..puri raat kya..aap to 2 minute bhi mere sath nhi rahte....aate hi dher ho jate hai.....
Vikrant – oh ho....meri jaan ko itna gussa hai.....hmm....lagta hai aaj raat to nikalna hi padega tera sara gussa.....
Vikrant ki baat sun kar rekha hasne lagi....kyoki wo janti thi...ki bhale hi vikrant normal rahte huye kuch na kare....par gusse me aa kar chudaai jaroor kar deta hai....
Aur rekha pichhle kafi time se ek acchi chudaai ke liye taras rahi thi....jiski ummeed use aaj dikhne lagi thi....
( Asal me rekha , vikrant ki dusri biwi thi....jo usse umar me kafi chhoti thi.....fir bhi rekha ke maa-baap ne vikrant ka rutwa aur paisa dekh kar rekha ki saadi vikrant se kar di thi....
Par vikrant ki pahli patni mari nhi thi.....wo to vikrant ko rekha kisi saadi me pasand aai aur usne rekha ke maa-baap ko ye baat bol di...aur wo bhi vikrant ko na nhi bol sake.....
Jabki vikrant ki pahli patni maya apne pati ki dusri saadi ki zid se gussa ho gai aur use chhod kar dusri haweli me rahne lagi...jo thi to usi gaon me...par alag thi...
Ab ek haweli me vikrant aur rekha rahte hai....aur khet wali haweli me maya akeli....
Aur vikrant aur maya ke bete-bahu aur beti bhi jab gaon aate hai...to vikrant ke dar se usi ki haweli me rahte hai...halaki wo apni maa yani maya se khul kar milne jate rahte hai...us par unhe koi rok nhi....
Vikraant bhale hi maya se alag ho gaya tha....par aaj bhi vikrant ki jameen-jaayjaad ki malkin uski pahli biwi maya hi thi.....)
Rekha ko ab lagne laga tha ki vikrant gusse me aaj raat uski dono tange khol kar use jam kar chodega....... Salman sliye wo thodi sararati tareeke se baat karne lagi......
Rekha- accha....aap mere gussa nikalege...uummm...to theek hai...aap pahle ghar to aa jayo.....fir nikal dena mera sara gussa....theek hai....
Vikrant - Kya baat hai meri jaan....aaj to tujhe bahut jaldi ho rhi hai gussa nikalwane ki....mood me lagti hai.....
Rekha- main to har raat mood me rahti hu....bas aap hi pi kar so jate ho....huh...
Vikrant- par aaj aisa nhi hoga meri jaan...aaj raat to teri shaamat aa hi gai samjh....
Rekha- rahne do.....aap to bas phone par hi bate karte rehte ho....baki to kuch kar hi nhi pate....huh...
Rekha jaan-boojh kar vikrant ko bhadka rahi thi....kyoki wo chahti thi ki vikrant apna pura gussa chudaai me nikaale....taki use kai dino baad chudaai ka maza mil sake....aur ho sake to uski god bhar jaaye...jo aaj tak sooni thi.....
Vikrant- aisi baat hai....to ruk....aaj raat teri jam kar chudai karunga saali....abhi aata hoon....ruk....
Rekha- accha ji....dekhte hai...aao fir.....roka kisne hai.....aa jao....
Fir vikrant ne phone cut kiya aur apna peg ek saans me gatak liya......
Vikrant- kallu bhai...abhi jana hoga...
Kallu- kya yaar....abhi se...thoda aur piyo....
Vikrant- bas yaar.....ab bahut ho gai.....ab nhi hoga....aur piuga to ludak jauga....
Kallu- are yaar thoda aur pi le.....bharosha rakh kuch nhi hoga....main hu na.....aur waise bhi tumhe ghar ja kar bhabhi ka sara gussa bhi to nikalna hai....hai na....le ek aur khinch de......
Ye bol kar kallu ne ek aur kadak peg banaya aur vikrant ne use bhi gatak liya.....
Vikrant- aah....maza aayga ab......
Kallu- hmm....lagta hai aaj bhabhi pure mood me hai.....haa....tumhari raat to mast niklegi.....
Vikrant(has kar)- are...ab kaha yaar....ab wo pehle wala sawad nhi rha teri bhabhi me.....
Kallu- kya bol rhe ho.....maaf karna....par maine to suna hai ki bhabhi ke charche aas-paas ke gaon tak faile huye hai.....log kahte hai ki badi mast hai nai thakurain.....matlab meri bhabhi......
Vikrant- ye kya bol raha hai yaar....kya ye sach hai.....
Kallu- haa yaar....maine to kai baar suna hai.....maaf karna...par lig kahte hai ki bhabhi ko dekh kar to sare mard pagal ho jate hai......wo to bhabhi ki khoobroorti aur unke badan ki bahut taareef karte hai.....sach me.....
Vikrant- aisa kya....jara bata to kya-kya kahte hai log....haa....
Kallu- rahne do....tumhe accha nhi lagega...log to kuch bhi bolte hai na....tu mujh par gussa karega...
Vikrant- kar di na wahi baat...are dost banaya hai tujhe.....aur vikrant disto ke liye haan deta hai...gussa nhi karta....waise bhi dost ko haq hai ki dost ki biwi ki tareef kare...tu bindaas bol...
Kallu- batata hu...ek-ek peg aur ho jaaye....
Vikrant- ab tujhe mana kaise kar sakta hu....chal bana....fir bata ki kaise charche hai meri jaan ke charo taraf...
Fir kallu ne 2 kadak peg banaye aur peg gatakte huye baat karne laga.....
Vikrant- ab bol....kaisi baaten hoti hai mardo ke beech meri biwi ko le kar....
Kallu- ab kya bolu yaar.....saare mard jab bhi bhabhi ki badi moti gaand ko hilte huye dekhte hai.....to mardo ke lund turant tan jate hai ......
Vikrant- accha....hahaha....
Kallu- majaak nhi yaar....sach me bhabhi ki gaand ke bahut charche hai.......are maine to suna hai ki jab bhabhi apni gaand puri hila kar chalti hai...toh mard to chhodo....jawaan hote ladko ke dilo me bhi aag lag jati hai.....
Kallu ki baat sun kar vikrant kuch nhi bolta....kyoki vikrant pure nashe me tha.....aur sach baat to ye thi..... ki vikrant ko kallu ki baat sun kar garmi mahsoos hone lagi thi....isliye wo bas muskurate huye sun raha tha....aur isi beech kallu ne vikrant ke khali glaas ko fir se sharaab se bhar diya......
Vikrant- air bata....aur kya kahte hai log....
Kallu- aur kya-kya batau yaar....log to bhabhi ke bade-bade doodho ke liye bhi paagal hai....bolte hai ki.....bhabhi ke doodh dekh kar aisa lagta hai.....ki jaise wo jaan bhuj kar apne bade-bade doodh tang blouse me rakhti hai....taki wo jyada bahar nikal kar dikhe.....aur jab wo logo ke saamne nikle....to unke bade-bade doodh dekh kar koi mard uske doodh ko masal kar rakh de....
Vikrant- aisa bhi sochte hai log....aauummmmhh...aah....ek aur bana.....aur aage bata ..aur kya kahte hai....
Golu(peg banate huye)- haan yaar log to bahut kuch kahte hai.....jaise ki kuch kahte hai ki.....bhabhi ke mote- mote chootad aur dlbade-bade doodh dekh kar aisa lagta hai.....jaise ek jeeti jaagti jalti jawaani saamne khadi ho...jiske sath har koi jalna chahta hai......
Vikrant(peg gatak kar)- accha....sab...matlab tu bhi....sach bol....tu bhi aisa sochta hai....
Kallu janta tha ki vikrant ab hosh kho chuka hai...fir bhi usne vikrant ke glass ko fir se bhar diya...aur vikrant ne glass utha kar pina suru kar diya....
Vikrant- bol na yaar...tu kya sochta hai...
Kallu- rahne do na....tum bura maan jaoge...
Vikrant- fir se wahi baat....are dost hai tu mera...khul kar bol....kasam se...teri kisi baat ka bura nhi manuga...bol...bindaas bol...
Kallu- tum kahte ho to....theek hai...suno...yaar sach kahu to....mujhe lagta hai ki bhabhi ki jawani to garam doodh ki tarah ubal rahi hai.....aur use dekh kar mera to man karta hai ki bhabhi ko nanga kar ke use kutiya banau......aur fir apna lund ek jhatke me pura ka pura uski gaand me jad tak ghusa du....aur fir dawa kar chhodu use.....
Vikrant ye sun kar pura garam ho jata hai....aur fir pura peg gatak leta hai......
Vikrant - itni pasand hai tujhe wo....
Kallu- haa...par uski gaand dekh kar aisa lagta hai....baki hai to wo tumhari biwi.....to chhodo ye baat....ye to aam baat hai kisi khoobsoorat aourat ko dekh kar uske liye sochne ki.....par wo tumhari hai...tum kismat wale ho.....hai na....
Vikrant- haa....bilkul....isliye ab chalte hai....aur main apni us biwi ko ragduga...jiske liye saare mard paagal ho jate hai...hahaha....
Kallu- hmm...tum niklo fir....
Vikrant- niklo matlab.....tu bhi chal raha hai mere sath.....samjha...
Kallu- par main kyo...
Vikrant- tera ghar to jal chuka....to kaha jayga...
Kallu- main aaj raat yahi ruk jata hu...kal sochuga kuch...
Vikrant(khada ho kar)- khabardaar....jo aisa socha to....tu mera dost hai...isliye jab tak tera ghar nhi ban jata....tab tak tu meri haweli me rahega...mere sath....samjha...chal mere sath......
Kallu - are yaar....tu itni takleef kyo kar rhe ho....main kuch dekh luga na......
Vikrant- nhi....aur koi baat nhi hogi....tu chal mere sath.....
Kallu- accha theek hai....tu car me baith...main yaha hisaab kar ke aata hu.....
Vikrant- theek hai...par yaad rakhna....tere bina main nhi jane wala....to koi hosiyari nhi....
Kallu- nhi yaar....bas abhi aaya....
Fir vikrant baahar car me aa gaya aur kallu ne us dhaabe wale ko bulaya...aur use table ke neeche rakhe ek dibbe ko le jane bola....
Dhabe wala- saab ji...agar thakur ne dekh liya ki tum shraab pine ki jagah neeche dawwe me dalte ho...aur use pilate rahte ho...to fir kya karega wo...jante ho na....wo aspke sath mujhe bhi...samjh rahe hai na....
Kallu(muskura kar)- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tu bas is sharaab ko aur in paison ko sambhaal...thakur ko main dekh luga....aish kar....
Ye bol kar kallu baahar aaya aur apni bike ko side me rakh kar vikrant ki car se uski haweli nikal gaya.....
Car kallu hi chala raha tha...kyoki vikrant abhi is laayak bhi nhi tha ki theek se chal bhi sake......
Aur fir dono haweli pahuch gaye...jaha kallu hi vikrant ko sahara de kar haweli ke andar dakhil hua....aur uske room ki taraf chal pada....
Kallu is waqt man hi man bahut khush tha......kyoki usko rekha ki jawani dekhne ko milne wali thi...jo abbi vikrant ke room me thi......
Kallu ne pahle hi rekha ko dekh rakha tha....aur uske bade doodh aur moti gaand dekh kar usko chodne ka bhi soch chuka tha......par rekha aise hi to hath nhi aane wali thi...aakhir thakurain hai yaha ki.....par aaj kallu ko kareeb se rekha ko dekhne ka moka tha....aur ab saayad patane ka hi.....
Khair....jab kallu apne kandhe pka sahara dete huye vikrant ke roomtak pahucha...to khat-khat sun kar rekha ne jaldi se gate khol diya...
Par gate kholte hi rekha ke chehre ki hasi ekdam se mayoodi me badal gai....jab usne vikrant ko nashe me dhutt dekha......
Wahi kallu ki aankhe chamak uthi...kyoki rekha sirf ek maxi pahne huye thi....jiske bheetar wo bilkul nangi thi...na bra aur na hi panty....
Jisse rekha ka gadraya badan kallu ki aankho ke saamne jhool raha tha....aur kallu ke lund ko kas lne laga tha.....
Rekha- tum koun ho....kya kallu ho....
Kallu- haa....
Rekha- aur inhe kya hua.....
Kallu- kuch nhi....bas pi rakhi hai....
Rekha- aur tum bas dekhte rahe...roka nhi inhe....
Kallu- are nhi....inhone mujhe bhi sath me pilaai....aur waise bhi thakur ko koi rok sakta hai kya....
Rekha- hmm..wo to hai...kidi ki sunte kaha hai....par tum to sahi dikh rahe ho....
Kallu(muskura kar)- ab hum to jawaan hai abhi....aur sareer bhi mast hai....to mujhe kuch nhi hota....
Rekha- theek hai....tum ab ja sakte ho....inhe main le jati hu....
Vikrant- nhi....kallu yahi rahega....isi haweli me.....mera dost hai wo...maine usko vaada kiya hai.....
Rekha- theek hai....kallu...tum neeche wale room me so jao...
Vikrant- nhi....neeche noukar sote hai...wo mera dost hai....
Rekha- accha theek hai...kallu....wo teesre number wale room me so jao....inge main le jati hu....
Fir rekha aage badi aur vikraant ko sahara dene kallu ki jagah aa gai....ys beech kallu aur rekha ke badan aapas me ragad gaye....to kallu ko rekha ki gaand ka aur rekha ko kallu ke lund ko thoda sa ahsaas bhi ho gaya....
Fir rekha ne kallu ko room me jane ko bola aur vikrant ko apne room me le gai.......
Aur jaise hi dono bistar par aaye to rekha bister par gir gai....aur vikrant uske uper let gaya....
Fir vikrant ne nashe ki haalat me hi rekha ke doodho ke uper apna muh rakha aur kuss karne laga......
Vikrant- wah meri jaan.....bra bhi nhi pahni.....
Rekha- nhi....utaar di.....kyoki main aapko jyada intzaar nhi karana chahti thi....isliye kuch nhi pahna....bas ye maxi hai...neeche kuch nhi....
Ye sun kar vikrant ne rekha ke ek doodh ko maxi ke sath hi muh me dawa liya......
Rekha- aaahhh.....aaraam se....kaato mat....
Vikrant- uuuummmmhhh....meri jaan...main na...aaauuuummmmm....uuuummmmm...uumm..uumm..uu..uuum..uuuhhh...uuuhh.....
Aur doodh choosa suru karte hi vikrant doodh ko muh me dawaaye hi past pad gaya...
Aur jab rekha ne dekha ki vikrant doodh choosne ki jagah doodh ko muh me dawaaye hi sone laga hai....to uska gusaa bgadak gaya aur usne vikraant ko jhakjoor diya....
Rekha vikrant ho hila kar use jagane ki kosis kar rahi thi....par vikrant to uum-uumm karte huye aaraam se so chuka tha.....
Jab rekha ki kosiso ke baad bhi vikrant nhi jaga to rekha gusse se boukhla gai aur usne vikrant ko ek joor ka dhakka maar kar apne uper se ludka diya....par vikrant ko isse koi fark nhi pada....wo aaraam se sota raha.....
Rekha ka chehra ab gusse se tamtama raha tha.....wo vikrant ko soya hua dekhte huye apni kismat ko kos rahi thi...use lag raha tha ki abhi ke abhi vikrant ke uper thanda pani daal de...par wo aisa karti bhi...tab bhi saayad vikrant ka kuch nhi hota...kyoki wo bahut jyada sharaab pi chuka tha.....
Rekha janti thi ki vikrant ab is haalat me hi nhi ki kuch kar sake....bhale hi wo use kuch bhi kar ke jaga bhi de...tab bhi vikrant kuch nhi kar payga....
Isliye rekha bas use goorti hui gusse se bhabhak rahi thi.....aur tabhi rekha ka dhyaan apne seene par gaya....jaha vikraant ne thook se uski maxi geeli kar di thi.....
Rekha - sale buddhe sona hi tha to mujhe geela kyo kiya......haaye....ab meri choot ka kya hoga.....ye to kabse pani par pani nikal rahi thi ki aaj iski chudaai hogi....par ye to sala.....huh....ab kaise shant hogi.....main ab kya karu....sala bol to bade josh me rha tha ki aaj to jam kar chodega....aur dekho...chodna to door ki baat....uska lund bhi khada nhi hua aur so gaya buddha.....aur mari maxi....iski to...
Fir gusse se bhari rekha bed ke neeche khadi ho gai aur apni maxi ko ek second me apne jishm se alag kar diya aur us maxi ko vikrant ke muh par de mara....
Rekha- sala sharabi buddha......ise to aourat ka nanga jishm bhi na jaga paya....to aur kya jagayega....sota rah aise hi...aur main marti rahugi....pata nhi kya soch kar is buddhe se meri saadi kar di mere baap ne....kisi kaam ka nhi sala....meri jawaani aise hi nikaal di is kameene ne...na khud chod paya....aur na koi aur chodne ki himmat kar saka....rutwa jo hai kameene ka....to koi mard iski biwi ko aankh utha kar dekhega kaise......darte hai sab...huh......
Tabhi kallu ki aawaaj us room me goonji...jise sun kar rekha ghabra gai...