Killerpanditji(pandit)
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Mast update broUPDATE 6
Beast komal ke hosh mein aane ka wait kar raha tha
Kyunki use ladkiyo ki cheekhein sunne mein ek alag hi anand aata hai
Kuch hi der mein komal hosh mein aagayi
Aur jab uski aankhein beast pe padi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Beast apne lund ko sehla raha tha
Aur phir beast ne komal ko uthake ped se sata diya
Komal cheekhne lagi
Beast ne komal ki kamar ko pakda
Aur use 2 feet upar utha diya
Jisse beast ka lund komal ki choot pe touch hone laga
Komal..bhaiya main aapki gudiya hoon
Bhaiya please aisa mat kijiye
Main jeete jee mar jaaungi
Bhaiya bhagwaan ke liye
Wohin beast ke brain mein raama ki usse ladai ho rahi thi
Lekin beast raama ko kutte ki tarah maar raha tha
Raama..woh meri gudiya hai
Chhod de use
Beast hansne laga
Raama..cheekhte hue..haider
Beast..agar woh aaya
Toh tumhari behen ke baad hum uske ghar jaayenge
Aur ek ek patak patak ke chodenge
Aur phir unhein cheer faadke kha jaayenge
Kyunki uski paancho behne bhi kunwari hain
Tumhein toh pata hai
Humare liye kunwari ladki amrit hai
Unhein chodne ke baad
Use cheerke khaane ke baad
Humari taaqat aur badh jaati hai
Raama..cheekte hue.. haider
Bas phir kya tha
Room ka gate khula
Aur Haider andar ghusa
Waise woh raama hi tha
Lekin uska naam uska pehnawa alag tha
Beast..tumhein dar nahi lag raha hai
Hum tumhari family ka bhi yahi haal karenge
Jo iski family ka hoga
Haider..ya ali madad
Raama..jai bajrangbali
Aur dono kood gaye beast pe
Raama ne peechhe se pakad liya beast ko
Aur Haider ne beast pe punches barsana shuru kar diya
Beast hans raha tha
Beast.. bewakoof ho tum dono
Humein koi bhi chot nahi pahuncha sakta
Jab tak hum raama ki family ki ek ek ladki aur aurat ko chodke maar nahi daal dete
Tab tak humein maut chhu bhi nahi paayegi
Aur na tum humein rok paaoge
Ye bolke beast ne Haider ke munh pe punch maara
Haider ka chehra hi udd gaya
Aur phir beast ne raama ke sar ko pakda
Aur use zameen pe de maara
Lekin tabhi Haider ka chehra wapas aagaya
Haider..na murad
Yeh bolke haider beast ki taraf badhne laga
Beast Haider ko jahan maarta
Woh hissa hi gayab ho jaata
Aur phir beast ne Haider ke seene mein apna panja ghusa diya
Wohin beast ne komal ke chehre ko chaata
Aur ready ho gaya
Apna lund komal ki kunwari choot mein ghusane ke liye
Tabhi ek goli aake lagi beast ke bheje mein
Beast ludak gaya
Goli chalane waali rabia thi
Jiski aankho mein khoon utra hua tha
Aur tabhi palak ne rabia ki taraf Grenade launcher badha diya
Komal ne teen ajnabi ladkiyo ko Dekha
Aur man hi man bhagwaan ko thanks bolne lagi
Palak aage badhi aur usne komal ke jism pe kapda daal diya
Aur use beast se thodi door le gayi
Rabia ne beast ki taraf aim kiya
Aur trigger daba Diya
Grenade beast ke jism se takraya
Aur boom
Lekin rabia ruki nahi
Aur trigger dabati rahi
Tabhi alina ne woh Kiya jo kisi ne socha bhi nahi tha
Alina ne apni gun rabia ki kanpatti pe laga diya
Palak..alina
Alina..humein use rokna hai
Maarna nahi hai
I love Haider
Palak..i also love raama
Lekin ab use marna hi hoga
Aur tabhi beast jalti hui lapto se chalta hua bahar Nikla
Aur jab uski najar Rabia pe padi
Uske chehre pe muskaan aagayi
Beast.. Rabia
Meri ek lauti shikaar jo mujhse chudne ke baad bach gayi
Palak dart gun beast ki taraf karke trigger daba di
Lekin beast ne dart ko beech mein hi pakad liya
In raama mind
Haider aur raama maar kha rahe the
Ab unhein bhi pata tha
Ki woh beast ka kuchh bhi nahi bigaad sakte
Haider..kya karein
Ise toh kuchh ho hi nahi raha hai
Raama..rokna toh padega hi
Haider..idea
Apni ankhein band karo
Aur beast ko yaad karo
Raama.. paagal toh nahi ho
Woh toh yahin hai
Haider..jitna bola hai utna karo
Raama..theek hai
Aur phir raama ne apni aankhein band ki
Beast..the time has come
Raama.. permission granted
Aur tabhi raama ke saamne raama 2.0 khada tha
2.0..aur gaandu laal kaisan ho
Raama..ise roko
Komal ko abhi jaan se maar deta
2.0..tumhari madarchod
Kaun hai be
Aur tabhi 2.0 ki najar padi
Beast pe
2.0..kyun re madarchod
Tu meri gudiya ko touch karega
Mujhe uski choot maarni hai
Woh bhi bade pyar se
Teri
Maa
Ka
Bhosda
Beast ne gurrate hue 2.0 ke gale ko daboch liya
2.0..aankh dikhata hai madarzaat
Yeh bolke 2.0 ne beast ke gale ko pakda
Aur use hawa mein utha liya
Beast..yeh Nahi ho sakta
2.0..modi hai toh mumkin hai
Jai ho rahulwa ki
Yeh bolke 2.0 ne ek khaali jagah ki taraf dekha
Wahan ek lohe ka cell aagaya
2.0 ne beast ko uske andar fenka
Aur phir apne aap us cell ka gate lock ho gaya
Aur phir gayab bhi ho gaya
2.0..saale jhaantu
Pehle nahi yaad kar sakta tha
Meri komal meri gudiya ko
Agar yeh randi ka mujhse pehle chod deta toh
Teri
Maa
Ka
Bhosda
Haider..kya behudgi hai
Isse achcha toh mar jaana behtar hai
2.0..saale sahab aisa sochna bhi mat
Agar raama ne khudko maarne ki Koshish ki
Toh yeh madarchod azaad ho jaayega
Aur phir main bhi kuchh nahi kar paaunga
Haider..kyun nahi kar paaoge
Raama.. kyunki beast ko sabse jyada gussa tab aata hai
Jab mujhe koi hurt kare
Maine agar khudko maarne ki koshish ki
Toh main tum yahin qaid ho jaayenge
Aur beast humesha ke liye azaad ho jaayega
Raama..lekin tum kaun ho
2.0..main tum teeno ke ek hissa hoon
Teri tarah tharki hoon
Haider ki tarah innocent hoon
Aur beast ki Tarah khatarnaak hoon
Raama.. lekin kaise
2.0..pata Nahi
Isse puchh
Raama ne haider ki taraf dekha
Haider..maine mannat maangi thi
Ki ya toh uparwala humein bacha le
Ya phir woh hai hi nahi
Raama..aur usne tumhari sun li
Waah
Usne meri toh Kabhi nahi suni
2.0..kyunki tu tharki hai
Aur uska dekh
Kisi ladki ko galti se bhi touch nahi karta
Sabse pyar karta hai
Yahan tak ki usne muth bhi nahi maari
Haider..yeh tum meri taareef kar rahe ho
Ya phir be izzati
2.0..taareef kar raha hoon saale sahab
Haider.. laanat hai
2.0..beast pe
In real world
Beast ki jagah ab raama khada tha
Rabia..alina jis din mujhe mauka mila
Ise haramzaade ko jaan se maar dungi
Fucking bastard
Raama..a bhosdi gaali kyun de rahi hai
Rabia ne apni gun meri taraf kar diya
Alina..sochna bhi mat
Rabia bina kuchh bole wahan se chali gayi
Komal mujhe DEKHKE ghabra rahi thi
Main ghutno ke bal baithke rone laga
Jaise haider rota tha
Alina yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Aur Haider ke paas pahunch gayi
Aur use apne seene se laga li
In mind
Haider..yeh kya hai
Raama..mujhe kya pata
Tumne hi pray kiya tha
Haider.. komal bach gayi
Meri bachchi
Ab humein ghar nahi rehna chahiye
Humein yahan se bahut door chale jaana Chahiye
Raama..sahi keh rahe ho
Mujhe wapas nahi aana chahiye tha
Lekin injection kahan gayab ho gaya
2.0..us bhosdi daadi ne jeb se nikaal liya
Raama..kya
Aur tameez se baat karo
2.0..tameez ko daal tu apni bund mein
Aur saale rona band kar
Laundiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
Haider..sab tumhare jaise nahi hote
2.0..emotional gaandu
Saale over confidence mein pela gaye
In real world
Mera sar alina ki chuchiyo pe tha
Haider ne rona band kar diya tha
Main alina se alag hua
Aur use dekhne laga
Raama..tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
Alina..woh jab tum beast mein badle
Toh humein pata chal gaya
Aur hum yahan pahunch gaye
Kaise ho tum
Raama..theek hoon
Uske baad main uth gaya
Ab saale haider ke paas aisa maal hai
Aur saala woh ise ghaas tak nahi daalta hai
Ab hum karenge alina ka kalyan
Aage se bhi aur peechhe se bhi
Tabhi meri najar palak pe padi
Main use dekhne laga
Phir main khada ho gaya
Aur komal ke paas gaya
Woh abhi bhi mujhe dekhke ghabra rahi thi
Raama..i am sorry gudiya
Komal ne munh fer liya
Alina.. Haider pehle toh tum mujhe touch bhi nahi karte the
Aur ab tum mujhe chiodne ka naam nahi le rahe ho
Palak.. chalein
Alina..kameeni
Palak hansne lagi
Main use apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Palak bhi mera sath dene lagi
Alina.. Haider
What the hell
Main alina ki taraf dekha
Aur phir use apni taraf kheenchke kiss karne laga
Haan ab theek hai
Yeh mera aur alina ka pehla kiss tha
Kitna maza aaraha tha alina ke honto ko chumne mein
Chusne mein
Tabhi ek goli aayi aur mere sar ke paar ho gayi
Aur main neeche gid gaya
Alina palak aur komal teeno ki cheekh nikal gayi
Lekin kuchh der mein main heal ho gaya
Raama..saali bhosdi chhinaal
Maine tujhe choda tha
Jo mujhe goli maar rahi hai
Beast ki toh jhaant nahi ukhaad paayi
Koi nahi samjha ki main kisko gaali diya
Lekin rabia samajh gayi
Ab goli bhi toh usi ne chalayi thi
Main kapde jhaada apne
Aur komal ko dekha
Raama..ghar mere sath chalogi
Ya inke sath
Komal alina ka hath pakad li
Main wahan se Apne ghar aaya
Aur apni car uthake nikal gaya
Ghar ki taraf
Alina aur palak komal ko leke ghar pahunch gaye
Main bina kisi se baat kiye
Apne room mein chala gaya
Bas ab raat hone ka intezaar tha
Is bhosdi daadi ki maa nahi chod diya
Toh mera naam raama nahi
Aur daadi ki maa chodne ke baad
Raat mein aanchal didi mujhe khaane ke liye puchhne aayi
Main mana kar diya
Aanchal..pata nahi kya hua hai
Komal ne bhi mana kar diya khaane ko
Main kuchh nahi bola
Aanchal..sab theek toh hai
Raama..hmm
Aur phir aanchal chali gayi
Haider..meri gudiya ne khaana nahi khaya
2.0..toh
Raama..toh kya ab tum jaao
Jab Haider komal ko khana khila dega
Tab tum wapas aajana
2.0..theek hai
Lekin jaldi bulaiyo
Kyunki Haider sirf 30 minute tak hi
Shraap ko rok sakta hai
Phir uske baad tujhe nasha chadhega
Aur madarchod beast cell todne ki koshish karega
Yeh bolne ke baad haider activate ho gaya
Main khaana liya
Aur gudiya ke room ke paas pahunch gaya
Gate lock tha
Haider..gudiya gate kholo main hoon
Komal ne gate khola
Komal..kya hai
Haider..apni gudiya ke liye khana laaya hoon
Komal..ab Zindagi bhar bhukh nahi lagegi
Jaaiye aap yahan se
Haider.. gudiya ab aisa dobara kabhi nahi hoga
Tumse vaada karta hoon
Komal..aap kuchh nahi kar sakte
Jo karega woh jaanwar karega
Haider..gudiya agar mere hath mein hota.toh kabka main Apne aapko khatam kar chuka tha
Lekin aisa nahi karne deta woh
Komal..yeh marne warne ki baat mat kiya kijiye aap
Mujhe bhukh nahi hai
Haider.. gudiya kal main jaa raha hoon
Yahan se
Socha ki tumse maafi maang loon
Aur aakhri baar apni gudiya ke hatho se khana bhi kha Lunga
Aur khila bhi dunga
Lekin ab tum agar yeh nahi chahti
Toh theek hai
Komal..ab nahi badlenge
Jaanwar mein
Haider..20 minutes hain mere paas
Komal..aur agar badal gaye toh
Komal ka dar sahi tha
Main mud gaya wapas jaane ke liye
Tabhi komal ne mera hath pakad liya
Aur phir main komal ko khilane laga
Aur komal mujhe
Daadi room
Daadi..bhaiya yeh kaise ho Gaya
Aakhir kaise komal bach gayi
Hariya.. pata nahi behna
Tum sahi keh rahi thi
Yeh Apne daada aur baap se jyada khatarnaak hai
Hoshiyaar rehna
Main jaata hoon ab
Hariya chala gaya
Aur daadi let gayi unki aankho se neend koso door tha
Phir bhi kuchh Der baad daadi ki aankh lag gayi
Aur cheekte hue daadi jaag gayi
Main maara saali ke gaal pe ek thappad....
