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Update 48 Part2
Iss maang ne Sumit ko to chaunka hi diya par wo bhi dekhna chahta tha ki kya Koyal apni baat par tik paayegi. Thodi der baad jab Holika dahan ka muhurt hua tab ghar se sab log ek saath nikle aur Shastri nagar ke chaurahe par pahunche jahan aaj holika prajwalit ki jaani thi. Wahan par aur bhi bahot saare vivahit jode aur bacche khade the. Wahan ke sabse bujurg sadasya ne holika prajwalit ki aur uske baad sabhi jodon ne baari baari parikrama ki. Virendra ji ke ghar ke logon be bhi parikrama ki aur Sumit ke saath Swati aur Mita dono ne parikrama ki. Iss baat se muhalle ke sabhi log chakit hue par kisi ne munh par kuch bolne ki koshish nahi ki. Inn sab me hi raat ke 11:30 baj gaye the to sab ghar laute aur kamron me so gaye.
Agli subah sabki neend bacchon ke shor ne kholi wo bhi subah 6 baje hi. Sumit tha maha-aalsi to uski neend nahi khuli to uske sabhi saaliyaan saalo ne uske munh ko anek prakar ke rangon se rang diya. Aur last me fridge ke barf mile paani se use nehla diya gaya. Wo ek jhatke ke saath utha aur apne chaaron taraf dekhne laga.
Chinki:- Sasuraal me kya aise hi sote rahoge jijaji???
Isha:- Didi kal raat lagta hai jyada hi thoos liya inhone jo ghode bech kar abhi tak so rahe the.
Praneet:- Ye kya baat hui jeejaji??? Aapko to sabse pehle uthke hamare saath holi khelni chahiye aur aap aise pade hue the.
Tarun:- Hitesh jija ye ghar par bhi aise hi sote rehte hain kya???
Hitesh:- Wahan bhi do chaar laat khaaye bina nahi uthta hai ye.
Sabhi baache:- Aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju...
Sab bacchon ka shor jab bahar hall me pahunchne laga tab Sumitra ji aur Girija ji ne aakar sab baachon ke kaan khinche tab wo bhaage. Sumit geela to ho hi gaya tha to seedhe bathroom me gaya aur lagbhag aadhe ghante baad fresh hoke bahar nikla. Room me aaya to saamne Swati ki peeth uski taraf thi jo shelf par rakhe bag se uske kapde nikaal rahi thi. Sumit jo tauliye me hi tha usne chupke se Swati ke right side se darwaje ko halka sa bhida diya aur use peeche hi baahon me bhar liya.
Swati:- Chhodiye na!!! Ye sab accha nahi lagta yahan. Koi bhi aa sakta hai.
Sumit:- Jise aana hai aa jaaye. Main apni biwi se pyaar kar raha hoon kisi aur ki biwi se thode.
Swati:- Phir bhi agar kisi ne dekh liya to....
Sumit:- Jab patidev hain saath hai to darne ki kya baat??? Chalo ab jaldi se apne inn pyaare honthon ka rass pilao mujhe.
Swati:- Lipstick bigad jaayegi to main kya jawaab dungi Nani aur Mamiyon ko??? Aaj rehne dijiye na!!!
Sumit:- Jab tak tum mujhe inn honthon ka rass pila nahi deti yahan se jaane nahi doonga.
Swati samajh chuki thi ki Sumit use aise to jaane nahi dega. Usne Sumit ko honthon ko munh me bhara aur choomne lagi. Sumit ne ek kadam aage badhke baaye haath se uske chehre ko pakad jor se honthon ko choosne laga to daaye haath se blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga. Swati khud uske iss touch se madhosh ho gayi thi. Tabhi use kamre ke pass kisi ke aane ki aahat hui to usne kiss toda aur Sumit ko jaldi se bed ke dusri taraf bhej kapde nikaalne lagi.
Champa:- Are damaad ji kitna sajoge?? Bahar tumhare saale saali ne hud-dang macha rakha hai, do min me bahar nahi gaye to wo fir se yahi nehla denge tumhe.
Champa ka dhyaan Swati ki taraf gaya to usne dekha ki honthon se lipstick gayab hai aur blouse par silwatein padi hui hain. Wo hanste hue bahar chali gayi aur phir Swati ne Sumit ki class leni shuru kar di.
Swati:- Mana kar rahi thi par aap maante nahi ho. Ab Mami ne dekh liya hai to sab ladies mera majak udayengi.
Sumit:- Tum to aise keh rahi ho jaise unhone kabhi kiss hi na kiya ho. Unhone bhi nayi nayi shaadi ke samay ye sab kiya hai to faaltu ki chinta chhodo aur mere kapde bag se nikaal ke do.
Swati ne naye kapde nikaal ke de diye aur lipstick aur blouse sahi karne ke baad room se bahar nikal gayi. Sumit bhi bahar nikla aur bahar nikalte hi uske upar chaar rang bhare gubbare ek saath phoote jisse wo phir se bheeng gaya.
Chinki:- Kyun jeeju, maja aaya na???
Sumit:- Maja to ab aayega.
Wo bhi sab bacchon ke peeche dauda aur hall me table par rakhi rang ki shishi se rang haath me liya aur dining table ke paas lage nal ke pani se halka sa paani le rang ko gaadha kiya. Hall me baithe Vipul Nakul Virendra Pushpit Hitesh use aise holi khelte dekh bahot khush ho rahe the. Saari mahilayein kitchen me tarah tarah ke pakwaan banane me lagi thi. Tab tak bacche ghar ke bahar garden me bhaag gaye the. Sumit bhi haath rang jaldi se unke peeche bhaaga aur sabse pehle pakad me aayi Chinki ke poore munh ko rangeen kar diya. Uske baad subah subah banaye gaye 10 feet lambe 10 feet chaude aur 5 feet gehre rang bhare gaddhe me use fenk diya. Peeche se Isha ne use dhakka diya to wo bhi andar jaa gira. Kuch seconds tak wo bahar nahi nikla to Isha Chinki dono ko laga ki kahi use chot to nahi lag gayi. Isha andar dekhne paas aayi to usne use bhi andar kheench liya.
Praneet:- Saaliyon se to paar paa gaye. Hame rang lagao to jaane.
Sumit ne apne kurte ki jeb me rakhi shishi se phir haathon me rang liya aur gaddhe ke paani se use gaadha kar Praneet Tarun ke peeche dauda. Dono bageeche ke aas paas hi daud rahe the to Sumit ne jaldi se unhe bhi bhoot bana diya aur dono ko ek ek haath me pakad rang waale gaaddhe me gira diya.
Sumit:- Ab aaya asli maja.
Sumit ka dhyaan nahi raha aur uski najar bacha kar hall se bahar aaye Hitesh ne pehle to uske chehre ko rangon se bhar diya aur phir gaddhe me dhakel diya. Sumit ne girte girte Hitesh ko bhi apne saath kheench liya. Bahar mach raha shor dekh sab bade bhi hall se bahar aaye aur uske baad holi ka asli rang jamne laga. Aaj rangon se koi nahi bacha. Sabke chehron par rang laga aur gaddhe me sab ek dusre ke saath masti kar rahe the par ghar ki mahilaon ko rang lagana baaki tha aur Sumit ki leadership me aaj sabne unhe bhi rangne ka soch liya tha. Thodi hi der me sab chup chaap chalte hue kitchen me gaye aur sabse pehle number laga Sumitra ji ka jinke baalon tak ko sabne rangon se bhar diya. Girija ji ne samajhdaari dikhate hue khaane ke saare items dhak diye aur sabko saath le bahar ki ore bhaagi par 10 logon ke saamne inn chaaron ki kya chalni thi. Bahar bhaagi Koyal sabse pehle hatthe chadhi. Use to sab log bahar gaadhe me duba aaye. Side se nikal rahi Girija ko rangon se pot diya gaya. Champa ko bhi gaddhe me dubki lagwayi gayi aur Swati Mita ko to sar se paanv tak pot diya gaya.
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NICE UPDATE BHAI THANKS AMAZING AWESOMEUpdate 47 Part2
Vipul aadhe ghante baad sabko lekar Smart Bazaar me aa chuka tha jiske 3rd floor par Eyelex Cinemas tha. Usne sabko entrance ke pass utaara aur car ko parking me lagane ke baad sabke saath mall me enter kar gaya. Entrance pe checking ke baad sab lift ki taraf badhe aur lift me enter karne ke baad Mita ne 3rd floor ka button daba diya.
Vipul:- To kaunsi film dekhne waale hain hum???
Chinki:- Suzume
Sumitra:- Suzume??? Ye to bada hi vichitra naam hai. Aisa kuch to pehle kabhi nahi suna.
Girija:- Maine bhi aisa kuch kabhi nahi suna.
Mita:- Nani ye anime movie hai.
Champa:- Anime matlab???
Praneet:- Maa, ye Japan me bani film hoti hai. Aapne Shinchan dekha hai na, theek usi tarah ki par usse kayi guna acchi.
Vipul:- Matlab bacchon ko hasane wali cartoon film. Phir ham badon ko kya maja aayega isme???
Chinki:- Papa, Anime matlab cartoon nahi hota. Anime movies to bollywood movies aur serials se kayi guna acchi hoti hain. Serials me to bas sab kutte billi ki tarah ek dusre se ladte rehte hain. Pata nahi kya maja aata hai aisa karne me.
Mita:- Thik kaha Chinki. Mujhe bhi ye Serials pasand nahi aate. Ek baar galti se Nani ke saath inka ek serial dekh liya tha. Do din lage uss sadme se ubarne ke liye.
Sumitra, Champa, Girija:- Hamare serials ke baare me ham kuch ulta pulta nahi sunenge.
Praneet:- Are aap log movie dekhne aaye ho ya ladne... Lift ruk gayi hai aur aap sab behas me lage ho. Papa ham dono hi chalte hain, inn sab ko yahi ladne do.
Tabhi Chinki aur Mita ne Praneet ka baaya aur daaya kaan kheenchte hue kaha.
Chinki & Mita:- Kuch jyada munh nahi chal raha tera.
Praneet:- Ayiiiii. Mera kaan chhodo. Galti ho gayi.
Dono ne Praneet ka kaan chhoda aur sab lift se nikal corridor se hote hue Eyelex Cinemas ke bahar pahunche.
Vipul:- Main jaake sabke liye tickets leke aata hoon.
Chinki:- Papa, fikar not. Maine aur Di ne pehle hi tickets book kar liye the.
Praneet:- 10:55 ho gaye hain. Bas 5 min me show shuru ho jaayega. Jaldi se andar chalo sab.
Sabhi ki tickets Lounge ki thi to sab sabse upar ke area me gaye aur apni apni seats par baith gaye. Movie start hui aur iss movie ko sabne bahot enjoy kiya.
Sumitra:- Ye film to sach me bahot acchi thi.
Girija:- Mujhe to laga tha ye cartoon jaisi hogi par ekdum alag thi. Bahot maja aaya dekhne me.
Chinki:- Maine bola tha na aap sabko, anime film dekhne me bahot maja aayega.
Champa:- Maa ji, aaj holikadahan hai to samaan bhi le chalte hain.
Sumitra:- Accha yaad dilaya beta. Main to bhool hi gayi thi.
Mita:- Accha hua aapne yaad dila diya mami nahi to aaj ham sab pakode aur kal pakvaan khaane ke liye taras jaate.
Vipul: Jab main yahan hoon to mere bacchein kisi cheez ke liye nahi tarsenge. Bua agar bhool bhi jaati to main baad me aake samaan le leta.
Sumitra:- Vipul beta tu Mita Chinki aur Praneet ko ghar chhod aa. Ye dono ghar ke kaamon me haath to bataengi, Koyal akeli kitna kaam karegi. Tab tak main Champa aur Girija samaan lete hain.
Vipul ke saath teeno bacche ghar ke liye nikal pade aur Champa Sumitra Girija samaan lene lagi. Vipul inn teeno ko chhodne ke baad jab Mall lauta tab bhi inki shopping jaari hi thi.
Vipul:- Bua ji, aap yahan se sab samaan lo main tab tak bajaar se sabjiyaan le aata hoon. Champa ye mera mobile lo. Isi se payment kar dena, UPI password to tum jaanti hi ho.
Sumitra:- Main paise leke aayi hoon beta. Tu rehne de.
Vipul:- Kya mere paise aapke nahi hai??? Champa inki ek mat sunna aur payment mere mobile se hi karna.
Vipul paidal hi mall se bahar sabji kharidne ke liye nikal pada. Bhale hi cash rakhne ka chalan na ho ab, par wo paryaapt matra me cash rakhta tha aur aaj wahi cash kaam aane waala tha kyunki phir sabji lene ke chakkar me unke ghar lautne me aur der ho sakti thi.
Dusri taraf ghar me Mita aur Chinki ne aate hi kitchen ka kaam sambhal liya aur Praneet Sumitra ji ke room me TV dekhne laga. Sabhi bartan dhulne ke baad jab teeno hall me sofe par baithe the tab Koyal ne Chinki ko chhat se kapde utaar laane ka kaha. Wo turant chhat par chali gayi aur Koyal ne Mita se baat shuru kar di.
Koyal:- To Sumit se pyaar ho gaya aur apni Mami ko bataya tak nahi???
Mita:- Mujhe bhi pata nahi chala ki main kab usse pyaar karne lagi. Har samay mann me ek bechaini bani rehti thi. Samay ke saath mujhe samajh aa gaya ki main usse pyaar karti hoon.
Koyal:- Hmmmm..... To ye baat hai. Waise hamare damad ji bhagya ke bahot dhani hai, Swati jaisi meethi malai ke saath unhe tumhari jaisi teekhi mirch bhi mil rahi hai. Mujhe to chinta ho rahi hai ki bichare tum dono ko bistar par ek baar me santusht kar bhi paayenge ya nahi.
Mita:- Main koi teekhi mirch nahi hoon aur aap kitni gandi ho!!! Abhi se sex ki baatein karne lagi. Wo dono se ek saath kyun pyaar karega??? Alag alag pyaar karega.
Koyal:- Main to sirf baat kar rahi hoon to tere gaal sharam se laal ho rahe hain. Pati ke saamne ye sharam waram nahi chalti. Jyada nakhre karegi to tujhe chhod Swati ke paas chala jaayega. Sharam utni hi karna jitni uchit lage, jyada sharmaayegi to karwatein badal ke raat gujaarni padegi.
Mita:- Aapko kya lagta hai Mami main ek acchi patni bann paungi???
Koyal:- Tum ek bahot acchi patni banogi bas Sumit se mil jul kar rahna aur ladayi jhagde mat karna. Pehle hi ek galat fehmi ke kaaran wo tumse kam close hai. Agli baar aisi kuch galat fehmi hui to wo kuch nahi sunega.
Inn dono ki baaton ke beech hi Chinki aake sofe par baith gayi.
Chinki:- Chachi maine sab kapde aapke room me rakh diye hain. Di jiju se kab milwa rahi ho????
Koyal:- Aaj holikadahan hai hi to Sumit Swati aur Hitesh ko yahi bula lete hain. Mita Tu maaji ko call laga na..
Mita ne Sumitra ji ko call kiya aur iss baare me poocha. Sumitra ji ne haan kar di aur Koyal ne khud call karke Sumit ko Hitesh aur Swati ke saath shaam ko yahan aane ki keh diya. Thodi der baad hi Tarun Isha school se aa gaye aur iske do ghante baad Vipul sabke saath ghar laut aaya. Samaan usne seedha kitchen me rakh diya aur dono bahuon ne pakode aur kadhi chawal ki taiyaari shuru kar di. Shaam ke 4 baje Virendra aur Pushpit bhi laut aaye aur kuch hi minute baad Nakul bhi office se ghar laut aaya kyunki aaj kuch khaas kaam nahi tha. Sumitra ji ne sabko Sumit ke aane ka bata diya aur sab ghar ki saaf safai me lag gaye kyunki pehli baar Sumit damaad ke taur par yahan aa raha tha.
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Sumit to sasural me bhi subah subah hi suru ho gya , fir bachho ke sath khud v bachha ban gya or sabko brabar se rang lgaya , Hitesh or sumit ki v Holi dekhne ko miliUpdate 48 Part2
Iss maang ne Sumit ko to chaunka hi diya par wo bhi dekhna chahta tha ki kya Koyal apni baat par tik paayegi. Thodi der baad jab Holika dahan ka muhurt hua tab ghar se sab log ek saath nikle aur Shastri nagar ke chaurahe par pahunche jahan aaj holika prajwalit ki jaani thi. Wahan par aur bhi bahot saare vivahit jode aur bacche khade the. Wahan ke sabse bujurg sadasya ne holika prajwalit ki aur uske baad sabhi jodon ne baari baari parikrama ki. Virendra ji ke ghar ke logon be bhi parikrama ki aur Sumit ke saath Swati aur Mita dono ne parikrama ki. Iss baat se muhalle ke sabhi log chakit hue par kisi ne munh par kuch bolne ki koshish nahi ki. Inn sab me hi raat ke 11:30 baj gaye the to sab ghar laute aur kamron me so gaye.
Agli subah sabki neend bacchon ke shor ne kholi wo bhi subah 6 baje hi. Sumit tha maha-aalsi to uski neend nahi khuli to uske sabhi saaliyaan saalo ne uske munh ko anek prakar ke rangon se rang diya. Aur last me fridge ke barf mile paani se use nehla diya gaya. Wo ek jhatke ke saath utha aur apne chaaron taraf dekhne laga.
Chinki:- Sasuraal me kya aise hi sote rahoge jijaji???
Isha:- Didi kal raat lagta hai jyada hi thoos liya inhone jo ghode bech kar abhi tak so rahe the.
Praneet:- Ye kya baat hui jeejaji??? Aapko to sabse pehle uthke hamare saath holi khelni chahiye aur aap aise pade hue the.
Tarun:- Hitesh jija ye ghar par bhi aise hi sote rehte hain kya???
Hitesh:- Wahan bhi do chaar laat khaaye bina nahi uthta hai ye.
Sabhi baache:- Aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju...
Sab bacchon ka shor jab bahar hall me pahunchne laga tab Sumitra ji aur Girija ji ne aakar sab baachon ke kaan khinche tab wo bhaage. Sumit geela to ho hi gaya tha to seedhe bathroom me gaya aur lagbhag aadhe ghante baad fresh hoke bahar nikla. Room me aaya to saamne Swati ki peeth uski taraf thi jo shelf par rakhe bag se uske kapde nikaal rahi thi. Sumit jo tauliye me hi tha usne chupke se Swati ke right side se darwaje ko halka sa bhida diya aur use peeche hi baahon me bhar liya.
Swati:- Chhodiye na!!! Ye sab accha nahi lagta yahan. Koi bhi aa sakta hai.
Sumit:- Jise aana hai aa jaaye. Main apni biwi se pyaar kar raha hoon kisi aur ki biwi se thode.
Swati:- Phir bhi agar kisi ne dekh liya to....
Sumit:- Jab patidev hain saath hai to darne ki kya baat??? Chalo ab jaldi se apne inn pyaare honthon ka rass pilao mujhe.
Swati:- Lipstick bigad jaayegi to main kya jawaab dungi Nani aur Mamiyon ko??? Aaj rehne dijiye na!!!
Sumit:- Jab tak tum mujhe inn honthon ka rass pila nahi deti yahan se jaane nahi doonga.
Swati samajh chuki thi ki Sumit use aise to jaane nahi dega. Usne Sumit ko honthon ko munh me bhara aur choomne lagi. Sumit ne ek kadam aage badhke baaye haath se uske chehre ko pakad jor se honthon ko choosne laga to daaye haath se blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga. Swati khud uske iss touch se madhosh ho gayi thi. Tabhi use kamre ke pass kisi ke aane ki aahat hui to usne kiss toda aur Sumit ko jaldi se bed ke dusri taraf bhej kapde nikaalne lagi.
Champa:- Are damaad ji kitna sajoge?? Bahar tumhare saale saali ne hud-dang macha rakha hai, do min me bahar nahi gaye to wo fir se yahi nehla denge tumhe.
Champa ka dhyaan Swati ki taraf gaya to usne dekha ki honthon se lipstick gayab hai aur blouse par silwatein padi hui hain. Wo hanste hue bahar chali gayi aur phir Swati ne Sumit ki class leni shuru kar di.
Swati:- Mana kar rahi thi par aap maante nahi ho. Ab Mami ne dekh liya hai to sab ladies mera majak udayengi.
Sumit:- Tum to aise keh rahi ho jaise unhone kabhi kiss hi na kiya ho. Unhone bhi nayi nayi shaadi ke samay ye sab kiya hai to faaltu ki chinta chhodo aur mere kapde bag se nikaal ke do.
Swati ne naye kapde nikaal ke de diye aur lipstick aur blouse sahi karne ke baad room se bahar nikal gayi. Sumit bhi bahar nikla aur bahar nikalte hi uske upar chaar rang bhare gubbare ek saath phoote jisse wo phir se bheeng gaya.
Chinki:- Kyun jeeju, maja aaya na???
Sumit:- Maja to ab aayega.
Wo bhi sab bacchon ke peeche dauda aur hall me table par rakhi rang ki shishi se rang haath me liya aur dining table ke paas lage nal ke pani se halka sa paani le rang ko gaadha kiya. Hall me baithe Vipul Nakul Virendra Pushpit Hitesh use aise holi khelte dekh bahot khush ho rahe the. Saari mahilayein kitchen me tarah tarah ke pakwaan banane me lagi thi. Tab tak bacche ghar ke bahar garden me bhaag gaye the. Sumit bhi haath rang jaldi se unke peeche bhaaga aur sabse pehle pakad me aayi Chinki ke poore munh ko rangeen kar diya. Uske baad subah subah banaye gaye 10 feet lambe 10 feet chaude aur 5 feet gehre rang bhare gaddhe me use fenk diya. Peeche se Isha ne use dhakka diya to wo bhi andar jaa gira. Kuch seconds tak wo bahar nahi nikla to Isha Chinki dono ko laga ki kahi use chot to nahi lag gayi. Isha andar dekhne paas aayi to usne use bhi andar kheench liya.
Praneet:- Saaliyon se to paar paa gaye. Hame rang lagao to jaane.
Sumit ne apne kurte ki jeb me rakhi shishi se phir haathon me rang liya aur gaddhe ke paani se use gaadha kar Praneet Tarun ke peeche dauda. Dono bageeche ke aas paas hi daud rahe the to Sumit ne jaldi se unhe bhi bhoot bana diya aur dono ko ek ek haath me pakad rang waale gaaddhe me gira diya.
Sumit:- Ab aaya asli maja.
Sumit ka dhyaan nahi raha aur uski najar bacha kar hall se bahar aaye Hitesh ne pehle to uske chehre ko rangon se bhar diya aur phir gaddhe me dhakel diya. Sumit ne girte girte Hitesh ko bhi apne saath kheench liya. Bahar mach raha shor dekh sab bade bhi hall se bahar aaye aur uske baad holi ka asli rang jamne laga. Aaj rangon se koi nahi bacha. Sabke chehron par rang laga aur gaddhe me sab ek dusre ke saath masti kar rahe the par ghar ki mahilaon ko rang lagana baaki tha aur Sumit ki leadership me aaj sabne unhe bhi rangne ka soch liya tha. Thodi hi der me sab chup chaap chalte hue kitchen me gaye aur sabse pehle number laga Sumitra ji ka jinke baalon tak ko sabne rangon se bhar diya. Girija ji ne samajhdaari dikhate hue khaane ke saare items dhak diye aur sabko saath le bahar ki ore bhaagi par 10 logon ke saamne inn chaaron ki kya chalni thi. Bahar bhaagi Koyal sabse pehle hatthe chadhi. Use to sab log bahar gaadhe me duba aaye. Side se nikal rahi Girija ko rangon se pot diya gaya. Champa ko bhi gaddhe me dubki lagwayi gayi aur Swati Mita ko to sar se paanv tak pot diya gaya.
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