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nice updateUpdate 47 Part1
Nafisa:- Ammi, abbu agar 10 min me nahi aaye to main unse kabhi baat nahi karungi.
Afsa:- Aise nahi kehte beta. Unhe kuch jaruri kaam hoga isliye late ho rahe hain aane me.
Nafisa:- Aisa bhi kya kaam ki mere birthday ke liye unke pass time nahi hai.
Shoaib:- Ammi ab ye late latifi har baar ho rahi hai. Pehle to abbu itne busy nahi rehte the. Hamare saath ghar me samay bitate the, hume school le jaate the, hum sabko ghumane le jaate the par ab pata nahi kya ho gaya hai unhe.
Tabhi peeche se ek kadak awaaj aayi.
Akram:- Aisa kuch nahi hai bete bas hamari bitiya ki farmaish thodi alhada hai to bakery wale ko thoda time lag gaya cake taiyaar karne me. Ye kya Nafisa, tumne apni saheliyon ko nahi bulaya??
Nafisa:- Nahi bulaya. Agar bulati to aapke late aane ke kaaran unke saamne meri beijjati ho jaati jaisi bhai ki unke doston ke saamne hui thi. Abbu aap pehle jaise ban jaao na. Kitne din ho gaye hume saath me samay bitaye.
Akram:- Ye sab baatein to baad me bhi hongi beta par abhi cake to kaato.
Nafisa:- Nahi main cake nahi kaatungi. Pehle aapko promise karna hoga ki kal aur parson aap koi kaam nahi karoge aur iss baar ki Holi ham log saath me manayenge.
Akram:- Accha baba kiya promise par itne kam logon me holi kaise manayenge???
Nafisa:- Wo sab mujh pe chhod dijiye. Iss baar holi me ham khoob dhamal machayenge.
Aur wo khushi se dance karne lagti hai.
Akram:- Pehle cake kaat lo beta phir ham sab bhi tumhare saath dance karenge.
Nafisa:- Aap Dance karoge??? Hehehehehe.... Picchli baar aap nach rahe the to aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko bijli ke jhatke diye jaa rahe ho.
Akram:- Iss baar aisa kuch nahi hoga. Main tumse bhi accha dance karunga.
Afsa:- (Hanste hue) Ab baap beti baaton me hi lage rahoge ya cake bhi kaatoge????
Akram ne Altaaf ko ishara kiya to wo ek badi si trolly sarkata hua andar laya. Cake teen manjila tha jisme side pe sundar design bane hue the aur top par Nafisa ki princess dress wali photo bani hui thi. Cake dekhkar Afsa Nafisa aur Shoaib ki aankhein fail gayi.
Nafisa:- Abbu itna bada cake!!!
Akram:- Meri shehzaadi ke liye chhota mota cake accha nahi lagta na, isliye bakery waale ko bolke sabse bada cake banwa liya.
Nafisa Akram ke gale lag gayi. Dono baap beti ka pyaar dekh sabhi bhavuk ho gaye. Nafisa ne cake kaata aur uske baad Akram Khan ne apne admiyon ko kehke tarah tarah ke khaane ke items mangwaye aur bade bade speakers set karwake sab logon ne dance kiya. Nafisa jo aaj cake katne ke pehle bahot gusse me thi party ke baad uski khushi dekhte bann rahi thi.
Suryast se laghbag do ghante pehle ka samay tha. Sadak par ek car tej gati se chalti jaa rahi thi aur uska peeche ek police jeep kar rahi thi jisko chala rahe uss police officer ki aankhon me dridh nischaya tha, aage wali car me bhaag rahe mujrimon ko pakadne ka.
Car chala rahe gundey ne peeche baithe apne ek saathi se poocha,
Chigla:- Pinda, wo police waala abhi bhi peeche kar raha hai???
Pinda:- Saala abhi bhi peeche laga hua hai. Behanchod 200 km ho gaye jail se bhaage hue aur ye jonk ki tarah peeche pada hua hai.
Chigla:- Iss sale ko main apne haathon se maarunga bas apna adda pe pahunch jaaye ek baar.
Meel ke patthar pe Pitamgarh 20 km dikha raha tha aur inka adda Pitamgarh sehar ke se 10 km pehle road se lagbhag se kayi sau meter door khet khalihano ke beech me tha. 10 km tak ye car ko Chigla aise hi chalata raha aur wo police officer isi gati se unka peecha karta raha. Apne adde ke paas aane ke baad Pinda ne car se utarne ke pehle apni jeb se ek grenade nikala aur car me fenk diya. Wo police officer itni tej gati se unki car ke paas aa raha tha ki use ye sab hota hua nahi dikha aur jab uski jeep car ke bahot najdeek thi tabhi car me visphot ho gaya. Iss vishpot ki shakti itni jyada thi ki jeep ke parkhacche udd gaye. Aisa hota dekh Chigla chillaya.
Chigla:- Saale behan ke laude, tune car kyun udaayi??? Main iss kameene ko apne haath se maarna chahta tha.
Pinda:- Teri chutiyagiri ke kaaran hi ye kamina yaha tak pahuncha gaya. Kya jarurat thi inn kaidi ke kapdon me bajar me paan khaane ki??? Na tu paan khaata, na log tujhe pehchaante aur na ye kamina hamare peeche padta.
Chigla:- Ye sab baatein chhod. Chal jaldi apne adde pe chalte hain. Jail ka khaana khaake pakk gaya hoon, aaj desi murga aur saath me daaru ke maje loonga. Soch ke hi munh me paani aa raha hai.
Dono pagdandi se chalte hue apne adde ki ore chalne lage. Inka adda waise to kheton ke beech hi tha par yaha jyada log nahi rehte the aur jo gine chune log rehte bhi the wo inke darr se police ko iss adde ke baare me nahi batate the. Ab bhala kukhyaat gundon se panga leke kaun jaan musibat me daalna chahega???? 5 min tak chalne ke baad dono adde ke saamne pahunche. 1000 sq ft me faila ye adda saamne se to ekdam khastahaal lag raha tha par andar se ekdam kisi ameerjaade ke ghar ki tarah tha jaha jang lage main gate se andar bane ghar ke baare me jara sa bhi andaja nahi lagaya ja sakta tha. Pinda ne apne paas rakhi chabhi se taala khola aur awaaj lagayi.
Pinda:- Bhilu, Sarman, Phishwa, Ghadu kahan mar gaye sab ke sab???
Chaaron haajir hue aur unme se Sarman bola.
Sarman:- Bhai aap to do din ke liye Vishnupur gaye the na??? Lagta hai kaam jaldi ho gaya.
Pinda:- Ye dekh kinko lekar aaya. Inko hi jail se bhagane gaya tha.
Saamne inn sabka boss Chigla khada tha. Sabhi gundey Chigla ke pair padhne lage.
Pinda:- Abe khaali aashirwaad hi lete rahoge ya kuch khaane peene ko bhi laoge unke liye.
Bhillu jaldi se andar gaya murga banane aur Sarman andar se table fan bahar chaanv ne lagane ke liye laane gaya. Chigla araam kar paata usse pehle hi Pinda ke sar ko ek goli cheerti hui nikal gayi. Pinda ke girne se Chigla Pishwa Ghadu satark ho gaye. Chigla to kisi tarah rengta hua ghar ke andar ghus gaya par Pishwa aur Ghadu ke sar ko agli do goliyon ne cheer diya. Chigla ne andar awaaj lagayi tab andar se Bhillu aur aur Sarman daudte hue aaye aur unhone ek grenade use pakdaya jise Chigla ne goliyon ki disha me feka. Ek jor ka dhamaka hua aur apni jeet se vishwast Chigla apne dono ke saath dhamake waali jagah aaya jaha wo police officer aundhe munh pada hua tha. Achanak hi drishya badla kyunki uss police officer ne palti khaate hue apni rivolver se Sarman aur Bhillu ke sar ko cheer diya par wo Chigla par goli chalata usse pehle hi Chigla ne uski rivolver laat maarke door gira di. Sawa 6 feet unche saand jaise tagde Chigla ne iss 6 feet ke kasrati badan waale saahsi police officer ke upar humla kar diya. Chigla bhale hi dikhne me tagda tha par ye police officer bhi kam nahi tha jisne Chigla ko apne sar ke upar uthakar kisi aate ki bori ki tarah jameen par patak diya. Gusse se bhannaye hue Chigla ne laat ka agla waar iski pasliyon me kiya jise rokte rokte bhi officer ko laat pad gayi. Chigla ne iss waar ne bharpoor dard diya par ab iss officer ne aar ya paar ki thaani aur mukke se waar karne aa rahe Chigla ke dono haathon ko kaske kisi kakdi ki tarah marod ke toda aur uske baad uski gardan ko apni pakad me dabake itni jor se jhatka ki uske praan pakheru udd gaye. Iske baad usne apni rivolver uthayi aur Chigla ki laash ko ghaseet-te hue pagdandiyon se road par laane laga. Dhamake se do baar bachne ke chakkar me iss officer ko bahot gehri chot lagi thi pasliyon me aur baaye pair me. Wo iski lash ko road tak leke jaa pata usse pehle hi wo chakkar khaake pagdandi par gir pada. Jab use hosh aaya to wo ek kamre me tha. Use hosh me aaya dekh bagal me baithi ladki ne bola.
Ladki:- Ab kaisa lag raha hai Officer???
Officer:- Main kitni der se behosh tha???
Ladki:- Teen ghanton se.
Officer:- Aur wo gunda, uska kya hua???
Ladki:- Uski lash mere baba ne chhupa di hai.
Officer- Tum ho kaun aur main tumhari baat par vishwaas kaise kar loon??? Ho sakta hai tum bhi unn gundon se mili hui ho.
Ladki:- Main jaanti thi aap meri baat aise nahi maanoge. Ye dekhiye mera College ID Card.
Uss ladki ne apna ID Card dikhaya jisme likha tha Vandana Pathak B.SC(Chem Hons.) Ist Year JJ College Pitamgarh.
Officer:- Log apna Voter Id Card ya Adhaar card dikhaate hain, tumne apna College ID card kyun dikhaya???
Ladki:- Taaki aap apni santushti ke liye check karwa sako.
Hitesh ki tandra tab tooti jab use Sumit ka call aaya.
Sumit:- 3 ghante se tu bahar hai. Kar kya raha hai itni der se???
Hitesh:- Bas ek chhota sa kaam tha wahi poora kar raha tha.
Sumit:- Jaldi se ghar aa bhai, Swati ne rasgulle banaye hain aur haan maine tujhe Whatsapp pe samaan ki list bheji hai, wo yaad se lete aana.
Sumit ne jhatt se call kaat di aur Hitesh ne wo list dekhi to hansne laga.
Hitesh:- Saale shaadi ke maje tu le aur ye ghar ka samaan main laaun Ab Bhai ne bola karne ka to karne ka.
Jaari......
nice updateUpdate 47 Part2
Vipul aadhe ghante baad sabko lekar Smart Bazaar me aa chuka tha jiske 3rd floor par Eyelex Cinemas tha. Usne sabko entrance ke pass utaara aur car ko parking me lagane ke baad sabke saath mall me enter kar gaya. Entrance pe checking ke baad sab lift ki taraf badhe aur lift me enter karne ke baad Mita ne 3rd floor ka button daba diya.
Vipul:- To kaunsi film dekhne waale hain hum???
Chinki:- Suzume
Sumitra:- Suzume??? Ye to bada hi vichitra naam hai. Aisa kuch to pehle kabhi nahi suna.
Girija:- Maine bhi aisa kuch kabhi nahi suna.
Mita:- Nani ye anime movie hai.
Champa:- Anime matlab???
Praneet:- Maa, ye Japan me bani film hoti hai. Aapne Shinchan dekha hai na, theek usi tarah ki par usse kayi guna acchi.
Vipul:- Matlab bacchon ko hasane wali cartoon film. Phir ham badon ko kya maja aayega isme???
Chinki:- Papa, Anime matlab cartoon nahi hota. Anime movies to bollywood movies aur serials se kayi guna acchi hoti hain. Serials me to bas sab kutte billi ki tarah ek dusre se ladte rehte hain. Pata nahi kya maja aata hai aisa karne me.
Mita:- Thik kaha Chinki. Mujhe bhi ye Serials pasand nahi aate. Ek baar galti se Nani ke saath inka ek serial dekh liya tha. Do din lage uss sadme se ubarne ke liye.
Sumitra, Champa, Girija:- Hamare serials ke baare me ham kuch ulta pulta nahi sunenge.
Praneet:- Are aap log movie dekhne aaye ho ya ladne... Lift ruk gayi hai aur aap sab behas me lage ho. Papa ham dono hi chalte hain, inn sab ko yahi ladne do.
Tabhi Chinki aur Mita ne Praneet ka baaya aur daaya kaan kheenchte hue kaha.
Chinki & Mita:- Kuch jyada munh nahi chal raha tera.
Praneet:- Ayiiiii. Mera kaan chhodo. Galti ho gayi.
Dono ne Praneet ka kaan chhoda aur sab lift se nikal corridor se hote hue Eyelex Cinemas ke bahar pahunche.
Vipul:- Main jaake sabke liye tickets leke aata hoon.
Chinki:- Papa, fikar not. Maine aur Di ne pehle hi tickets book kar liye the.
Praneet:- 10:55 ho gaye hain. Bas 5 min me show shuru ho jaayega. Jaldi se andar chalo sab.
Sabhi ki tickets Lounge ki thi to sab sabse upar ke area me gaye aur apni apni seats par baith gaye. Movie start hui aur iss movie ko sabne bahot enjoy kiya.
Sumitra:- Ye film to sach me bahot acchi thi.
Girija:- Mujhe to laga tha ye cartoon jaisi hogi par ekdum alag thi. Bahot maja aaya dekhne me.
Chinki:- Maine bola tha na aap sabko, anime film dekhne me bahot maja aayega.
Champa:- Maa ji, aaj holikadahan hai to samaan bhi le chalte hain.
Sumitra:- Accha yaad dilaya beta. Main to bhool hi gayi thi.
Mita:- Accha hua aapne yaad dila diya mami nahi to aaj ham sab pakode aur kal pakvaan khaane ke liye taras jaate.
Vipul: Jab main yahan hoon to mere bacchein kisi cheez ke liye nahi tarsenge. Bua agar bhool bhi jaati to main baad me aake samaan le leta.
Sumitra:- Vipul beta tu Mita Chinki aur Praneet ko ghar chhod aa. Ye dono ghar ke kaamon me haath to bataengi, Koyal akeli kitna kaam karegi. Tab tak main Champa aur Girija samaan lete hain.
Vipul ke saath teeno bacche ghar ke liye nikal pade aur Champa Sumitra Girija samaan lene lagi. Vipul inn teeno ko chhodne ke baad jab Mall lauta tab bhi inki shopping jaari hi thi.
Vipul:- Bua ji, aap yahan se sab samaan lo main tab tak bajaar se sabjiyaan le aata hoon. Champa ye mera mobile lo. Isi se payment kar dena, UPI password to tum jaanti hi ho.
Sumitra:- Main paise leke aayi hoon beta. Tu rehne de.
Vipul:- Kya mere paise aapke nahi hai??? Champa inki ek mat sunna aur payment mere mobile se hi karna.
Vipul paidal hi mall se bahar sabji kharidne ke liye nikal pada. Bhale hi cash rakhne ka chalan na ho ab, par wo paryaapt matra me cash rakhta tha aur aaj wahi cash kaam aane waala tha kyunki phir sabji lene ke chakkar me unke ghar lautne me aur der ho sakti thi.
Dusri taraf ghar me Mita aur Chinki ne aate hi kitchen ka kaam sambhal liya aur Praneet Sumitra ji ke room me TV dekhne laga. Sabhi bartan dhulne ke baad jab teeno hall me sofe par baithe the tab Koyal ne Chinki ko chhat se kapde utaar laane ka kaha. Wo turant chhat par chali gayi aur Koyal ne Mita se baat shuru kar di.
Koyal:- To Sumit se pyaar ho gaya aur apni Mami ko bataya tak nahi???
Mita:- Mujhe bhi pata nahi chala ki main kab usse pyaar karne lagi. Har samay mann me ek bechaini bani rehti thi. Samay ke saath mujhe samajh aa gaya ki main usse pyaar karti hoon.
Koyal:- Hmmmm..... To ye baat hai. Waise hamare damad ji bhagya ke bahot dhani hai, Swati jaisi meethi malai ke saath unhe tumhari jaisi teekhi mirch bhi mil rahi hai. Mujhe to chinta ho rahi hai ki bichare tum dono ko bistar par ek baar me santusht kar bhi paayenge ya nahi.
Mita:- Main koi teekhi mirch nahi hoon aur aap kitni gandi ho!!! Abhi se sex ki baatein karne lagi. Wo dono se ek saath kyun pyaar karega??? Alag alag pyaar karega.
Koyal:- Main to sirf baat kar rahi hoon to tere gaal sharam se laal ho rahe hain. Pati ke saamne ye sharam waram nahi chalti. Jyada nakhre karegi to tujhe chhod Swati ke paas chala jaayega. Sharam utni hi karna jitni uchit lage, jyada sharmaayegi to karwatein badal ke raat gujaarni padegi.
Mita:- Aapko kya lagta hai Mami main ek acchi patni bann paungi???
Koyal:- Tum ek bahot acchi patni banogi bas Sumit se mil jul kar rahna aur ladayi jhagde mat karna. Pehle hi ek galat fehmi ke kaaran wo tumse kam close hai. Agli baar aisi kuch galat fehmi hui to wo kuch nahi sunega.
Inn dono ki baaton ke beech hi Chinki aake sofe par baith gayi.
Chinki:- Chachi maine sab kapde aapke room me rakh diye hain. Di jiju se kab milwa rahi ho????
Koyal:- Aaj holikadahan hai hi to Sumit Swati aur Hitesh ko yahi bula lete hain. Mita Tu maaji ko call laga na..
Mita ne Sumitra ji ko call kiya aur iss baare me poocha. Sumitra ji ne haan kar di aur Koyal ne khud call karke Sumit ko Hitesh aur Swati ke saath shaam ko yahan aane ki keh diya. Thodi der baad hi Tarun Isha school se aa gaye aur iske do ghante baad Vipul sabke saath ghar laut aaya. Samaan usne seedha kitchen me rakh diya aur dono bahuon ne pakode aur kadhi chawal ki taiyaari shuru kar di. Shaam ke 4 baje Virendra aur Pushpit bhi laut aaye aur kuch hi minute baad Nakul bhi office se ghar laut aaya kyunki aaj kuch khaas kaam nahi tha. Sumitra ji ne sabko Sumit ke aane ka bata diya aur sab ghar ki saaf safai me lag gaye kyunki pehli baar Sumit damaad ke taur par yahan aa raha tha.
Jaari....
nice updateUpdate 48 Part1
Sumit ko jab call aaya tab usne jhatt se Hitesh ko call lagaya.
Hitesh:- Haan bhai. Samaan hi le raha hoon. Kuch aur bhi laana hai kya???
Sumit:- Wo sab chhod. Tu jaldi se ghar aa.
Hitesh:- Kyun kya ho gaya???
Sumit:- Mita ke gharwalon ne aaj hume apne yahan bulaya hai. To tu jaldi aa, main Swati ke saath jaake sabke liye kapde kharidunga.
Hitesh:- Thik hai bas 20 min me aaya.
20 min me Hitesh wapas aa gaya. Swati ko Sumit ne jagaya aur sab baat batayi to wo bhi jaldi se taiyaar ho gayi. Hitesh unhe building ke baahar hi mil gaya aur dono car se mall ke liye nikal pade aur wo ghar me ruk gaya. Swati ne ladies ke liye saadi, gents ke liye kurta payjama, Praneet Tarun ke liye tshirt jeans aur Chinki Isha ke liye salwar kurti li. Hitesh aur Sumit ke liye bhi usne naye kapde liye aur Sumit ne apni pasand se use saadi aur kaan ke jhumke dilwaye. Swati ne wahi same to same jhumke Mita ke liye bhi kharide. Inn sab me lagbhag do ghante lag gaye. Wo dono jaldi se ghar laute aur taiyaar hone ke baad Hitesh ke saath Mita ke ghar ke liye nikal pade. Iss baar car Hitesh drive kar raha tha. Sumit ne use mana bhi kiya par Hitesh ne use ye kehte hue mana kar diya ki hone waala damad car chalate hue accha nahi lagega. 30 min ke safar ke baad jab unki car Mita ke ghar ke bahar pahunchi tabhi main gate khula aur gate kholne waala aur koi nahi Praneet tha Sumit ka sabse chhota saala. Sumit aur Swati car se utre to usne jhatt se unke pair chhue aur car park karke inke pass aaye Hitesh ke bhi pair chhue.
Praneet:- Bahot late laga di Jijaji aane me. Sab aap logon ka hi intejaar kar rahe hain.
Swati:- Tum praneet ho na???
Praneet:- Aapko kaise pata???
Swati:- Bas pata hai.
Praneet:- Aap to bahot smart ho didi.
Tabhi Virendra ji ne andar se awaaj lagayi to chaaron ghar ke andar jaane lage. Hitesh ne tab tak saara samaan dikki se nikaal liya tha. Ladies ka samaan usne Swati ko pakda diya, Gents ka samaan usne Sumit ko pakdaya aur khud ek bade se box ko leke chalne laga. Andar hall me sabhi log inhi ke intejaar me baithe the. Sab inke aate hi khade ho gaye. Teeno ne samaan ko table par rakha aur sabka aashirwaad liya. Sab sofe par baith gaye aur baatein shuru ho gayi.
Virendra:- Koi dikkat to nahi hui aane me??
Sumit:- Nahi nanaji, waise bhi apna shehar hai to kya hi dikkat hogi. Waise aap aaj bade smart lag rahe ho.
Virendra:- Ab iss umar me kya smart lagunga. Smart lagne ki umar to tum bacchon ki hai.
Pushpit:- Ye sab laane ki kya jarurat thi beta??? Ab tum sab hamare parivaar ka hissa ho to ye sab aupcharikta kyun karni.
Hitesh:- Nanaji, pariwaar ka hissa hain isliye hamara bhi to farj banta hai aap sab ke liye kuch laane ka.
Sumitra:- Tum kyun itni chupchaap baithi ho Swati beta?? Accha nahi lag raha kya???
Swati:- Aisi koi baat nahi hai Nani ji. Kabhi itna bada parivaar raha nahi na mera isliye....
Swati ye bolte hue bhaavuk ho gayi to Sumitra ji ne use gale laga liya aur kaha.
Sumitra:- Jaise mita meri bitiya hai waise hi tum bhi meri bitiya ho. Tumhare hi bade dil ke kaaran to Mita ko uska pyaar mil raha hai.
Swati:- Bada dil to aap sabka hai jo aap sabne mujhe bhi parivaar ka hissa maana.
Girija:- Are didi chhodo ye sab baatein. Sau baat ki ek baat ki ham sab ek pariwaar hain.
Nakul:- Are Maa, Mami aap sab bhi kya baatein leke baith gayi. Khushi ka mauka hai to munh meetha kiya jaaye.
Isha:- Usse pehle hame gift chahiye.
Chinki:- Bina gift ke munh meetha nahi hone denge.
Swati ne do dresses nikaal ke unn dono ke haath me rakh di aur kaha.
Swati:- Ab to meri behnon ko koi shikayat nahi.
Dono:- Wow kitni acchi dresses hain. Abhi ke liye itna chal jaayega.
Praneet:- Kya didi, inn dono ke liye dresses aur hamare liye kuch nahi.
Tarun:- Haan, Ye bhedbhaav kyun???
Swati:- Kisne kaha tum dono ke liye kuch nahi hai??? Ye lo.
Dono ne jhatt se apne haath wale packed box khole to tshirt aur jeans dikhi.
Tarun:- Bahot acchi jeans hai di. Tshirt ka bhi colour bahot accha hai.
Praneet:- Aapki pasand kamal ki hai Di.
Swati ne iske baad sabhi ladies ko saadi ka set aur Sumit ne sabhi gents ko kurta payjama diya. Aur Hitesh ne mithai se sabka munh mitha kiya. Iske baad Koyal aur Champa sabke liye khaana laane kitchen me gayi to unke haath batane Mita aur Swati bhi gayi.
Nakul:- To Hitesh beta tumne kab shaadi karne ka socha hai???
Hitesh:- Abhi to kuch jaruri kaam poore karne hain Mamaji. Uske baad shaadi ke baare me sochunga.
Vipul:- To gaanv ki ladki chalegi ya shehar ki ladki se hi shaadi karoge???
Hitesh:- Gaanv ya shehar se antar nahi padta Mamaji bas mil jul ke rahne waali honi chahiye.
Koyal aur baaki teeno ne khana laga diya tha to sab log dining table ke pass lagi kursiyon par baith gaye. Aam taur par ye 15 × 5 foot ka dining table khaali hi lagta tha kyunki daily to ispar maatra 6 log hi khaana khaate the par aaj yahi dining table poori tarah bhara hua lag raha tha. Koyal ne parosna shuru kiya to Sumit ne rok diya.
Sumit:- Are Mami, sab ghar ke hi hain to kyun parosne ki formality karna.
Iske baad sabne apni apni plate khud hi lagayi. Mita ko Sumit ke daayi ore bithaya gaya aur Swati uske baayi ore baithi. Khaane ke dauraan bhi kayi saare kisse share kiye gaye aur phir tay hua ki Mita ke room me Swati rahegi aur Sumit Hitesh Praneet aur Tarun ke kamre me rahenge. Kuch jyada hi khaana khaa liya tha Sumit ne to wo chhat par tehalne ke liye nikal gaya. Sabhi ladies kitchen ki saaf safai me lagi thi aur bade bujurg shaadi ki taiyaariyon ki charcha kar rahe the tabhi inn sabki najar bacha kar ek praani chhat ki ore chal pada. Sumit jo tahal kar pet ko thoda araam pahuncha raha tha use kadmon ki aahat se kisi ke upar aane ka andaja ho gaya. Shukl paksh ki chaturdashi ki raat thi to asmaan me roshni paryaapt thi aur iss roshni me usne chehra dekha to relax ho gaya.
Sumit:- Aapne bhi jyada khaana khaa liya kya???
Koyal:- Mann kiya to tehalne aa gayi. Tum batao, do do biwiyon ko kaise sambhaloge???
Sumit:- Sambhal loonga mami ji.
Mita:- Jaise uss din maa ji ko sambhal rahe the. Dekha tha maine tum dono ko kaise janwaron ki tarah lage pade the.
Sumit:- Ye aap kya baat kar rahi ho Mami??? Main kuch samajh nahi paa raha.
Mami:- Lagta hai aise nahi samjhoge. Uss din jab Mita lab gayi thi aur Maa ji ghar par akeli thi to tum unhe sofe par lita ke chod rahe the.
Sumit ki to ye baat sunn ke hawa bigad gayi. Ye baat bhale usne Swati ko bata di thi par baaki sabko iske baare me pata chalne par parinaam ghatak ho sakte the.
Sumit:- Aap kya baat kar rahi ho mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha.
Mami:- To ye dekhlo. Sab samajh aa jaayega.
Koyal ne apne mobile me unn dono ki chudai ki video bana li thi jisme dono ki chehre aur awaaj saaf suni jaa sakti thi. Video dekhne ke baad Sumit ke paas koi chaara nahi bacha.
Sumit:- Sorry Mami. Wo main jara behak gya tha. Par maine ye sab band kar diya hai aur main Mita Swati ko kabhi dhokha nahi doonga.
Mami:- Main to chahti hoon ki tum unhe dhokha do.
Sumit:- Matlab???
Mami ne uska haath blouse ke upar se hi apne ek chuche par rakhwaya aur kaha.
Mami:- Matlab ye.
Sumit ne apne haath ko jhatt se hata liya aur kaha.
Sumit:- Mujhe maaf kar dijiye Mami. Main ye nahi kar sakta. Pehle ki baat hoti to ek pal bhi nahi sochta par main Swati ko diya vachan nahi tod sakta.
Mami:- To tumhe vachan todne ko keh kaun raha hai??? Swati apne munh se haan kahegi.
Sumit:- Ye hona asambhav hai Mami.
Mami:- Tum bas dekhte jaao damad ji. Kal ki holi tumhari safed pichkaari se hi khelungi.
Jaari....
Kya mast chudai thi bhai , jis chuche ko dekh ke vo uttejit hota tha usko Aaj maslne ka mauka mil hi gya , or ye kon aa gya tha live chudai dekhneUpdate 49 Part1
Itni holi khel ke bhi bacchon ka mann nahi bhara tha to wo ghar se bahar muhalle ke bachchon ke saath holi khelne nikal gaye aur baaki sabhi log jo geele hue pade the wo sab nahane ko tatpar the. Sabhi ladies pehle nahane chali gayi aur gents sofe par baith kar baatein karne me lag gaye. Koyal jo apne room me gayi thi wo nahate hue bhi koi na koi tikdam soch rahi thi. Sumit bhi bahar baitha hua mann me Koyal ki yojna safal hone ki kaamna kar raha tha. 1 ghante baad sabhi mahilayein nahake ready hokar aa gayi aur tarah tarah ke pakwaan banane ke liye kitchen me chali gayi. Sumitra aur Girija ji ko sabne jabardasti kitchen se bahar kar diya kyunki chhoto ke hote hue bade kaam kare ye accha nahi lagta. Thodi der baad Koyal nikal kar aayi aur boli.
Koyal:- Maaji wo lohe ki kadahi nahi mil rahi. Puwe kaise chaanungi???
Sumitra:- Acche se dekh beta kitchen me hi kahi chajje par rakhi hogi.
Koyal:- Bahot dhoondha par nahi mili.
Sumitra:- Kahin holi ki saaf safai me idhar udhar to nahi rakh diya...
Koyal:- Hmmmm... Yaad aaya. Wo to upar store room me rakhi hui hai.
Sumitra:- Wahan to dher saara samaan pada hua hai kaise nikalegi???
Koyal:- Ho jaayega maaji.
Sumit:- Nani ji main maami ki help kar deta hoon.
Sumitra:- Nahi beta tum ab damaad ho hamare. Damaad se kaam nahi karwaye jaate.
Sumit:- Ab aap aisa bologi to main bura maan jaaunga. Main khud ko iss ghar ka damad nahi beta maanta hoon aur har beta ghar ke kaam me madad karta hi hai. Main aapki ek nahi sununga.
Sumitra:- Accha thik hai jaao. Par dhyaan se, chot mat laga lena.
Koyal Sumit 1st floor par aane ke baad last me bane store room me chale gaye. Ghuste hi Koyal ne darwaja band kar diya aur Swati ko call kiya. Usne Sumit ko sab samaan idhar udhar karne ko kaha aur halka natak karne ko raaji kar liya.
Koyal:- Dekho na Swati beta, Sumit meri help nahi kar raha.
Swati:- Unhe phone dijiye.
Koyal ne mobile speaker par kar diya.
Swati:- Ye main kya sunn rahi hoon, aap mami ki help nahi kar rahe.
Sumit:- Tum jitna aasan samajh rahi ho ye utna aasaan nahi hai. 10 min se laga hua hoon par ho nahi raha.
Swati:- Aise kaise nahi ho raha try to kijiye.
Sumit:- Sach me kar loon na....
Swati:- Itni chhoti si baat me itna kya poochna??? Mami jo kehti hai kijiye.
Koyal ne call cut kar di aur aankhein nachate hue Sumit se kaha.
Koyal:- Kyun damaad ji dilwa di na permission...
Sumit:- Maan gaya Mamiji. Ummm.....
Iske baad Sumit ne Koyal ko baahon me bhar liya aur ek dusre ke honthon ka rass peene lage.
Koyal:- Umm....ek min.
Koyal ne Sumit ke kapde utaarne shuru kiye aur Sumit ne uske.
Sumit:- Bahot bekarar lag rahi ho mami. Itni jaldi kari kapde utaarne me.
Koyal:- Akal ka upyog karo damad ji. Tude mude kapde pehan ke jaayenge to log sawaal karenge.
Sumit:- Badi tej buddhi hai aapki.
Koyal ne dono ke kapde waha pade ek almaari me saaf jagah par rakhe aur phir honthon aur jeebh ke rass ka aadan pradaan shuru ho gaya. Sumit kabhi jinn chuchon ko dekh ke garam hua karta tha aaj wo unhe bejhijhak masal raha tha.
Koyal:- Thoda dheere..... Ahhhh...rubber ke nahi hai ye.
Sumit:- Mujhe to rubber ke hi lag rahe hain Mami. Do do baache hone ke baad bhi itne kadak chuche....ummm....maja aa raha hai inn maans ke golo ko masalne me.
Koyal:- Jara dheere maslo nahi to aapke mamaji ko shak ho jaayega.
Sumit:- Mama ki maa chod doonga....
Koyal:- Hihihi......Chod sakte ho, mana nahi karengi maaji...
Sumit:- Jo maja aapme hai wo unme kahan. Jara mere lund ka bhi khayal karo na, ye tadap raha hai.
Koyal:- (haath me pakadke) Ise kaise bhool sakti hoon. Yahi to swarg ki sair karayega.
Koyal ghutnon ke bal neeche baithi aur lund ko halke halke muthiyaane lagi. Tope par naakhuno se halka kuredne ke baad usne tope ko munh me bhar liya aur jeebh se use chubhlaane lagi.
Sumit:- Aur andar lo na mami. Kab tak tope se hi khelti rahogi....
Iske baad to kamaal ho gaya. Koyal ne ek jhatke me hi Sumit ka 8.5 inch lamba 3.5 inch mota lund gapp se munh me bhar liya aur 5 sec ke baad nikaal diya.
Sumit:- Ye kya tha??? Kaise kiya???
Koyal:- Jab pehli baar ye lund dekha tha tabhi soch liya tha ki isko poora munh me jarur loongi. Dildo se practice ka asar hai ye.
Koyal ne iske baad phir se lund ko munh me bhara aur Sumit ne uske gale ko hi choot samajh chodna shuru kar diya. Thodi der baad jab jhadne jaise lagne laga to usne lund bahar nikala aur waha padi ek table par mami ko litaya aur choot ko chaatne laga. Choot chaat-te hue wo chuche bhi daba raha tha aur Koyal munh par haath rakh halki halki siskariyaan le rahi thi.
Koyal:- Ahhh....ab raha nahi jaa rahi. Pel do ye musal meri choot me.
Sumit ne mami ki taangon ko table ke neeche kheencha, pairon ko apne kandhe par rakha aur lund ko choot ke upar firaane laga.
Koyal:- Tadpao mat na....
Sumit ne lund ko choot par set kiya aur ek hi dhakke me lund ko andar thoos diya. Koyal ke munh se jordaar cheekh nikalte nikalte reh gayi. Usne khud ke munh par haath rakhke apni cheekh roki.
Koyal:- Ek hi baar me kyun pel diya ahhhhh maaaa.... Kitna dukh raha hai....
Sumit:- 15 saal chudi choot itni tight rahegi to main kya koi bhi khud ko nahi rok paayega.
Koyal:- To ruke kyun ho.....
Iske baad to Sumit ne iss position me Koyal ko tab tak choda jab tak wo jhad nahi gayi. Jhadne ke baad usne table par use karwat ke bal lita uska munh chodna shuru kar diya. Thodi shaant hui to use hawa me utha liya aur god me leke honthon ko choomne laga. Lund choot se touch ho raha tha par Sumit lund ko baar baar hata le raha tha. Koyal use haath se pakad andar daalne lagi to usne bola.
Sumit:- Hamesha mujhe chodne dogi na.... Kabhi mana to nahi karogi....
Koyal ne lund ko choot pe set kiya aur Sumit ne fatak se lund pel diya aur hawa me hi use upar neeche karke chodne laga.
Koyal:- Ahhh... Kitni andar tak waar kar raha hai ye. Itna accha pehle kabhi nahi laga.
Sumit:- Ab to aap meri ho gayi ho to aadat daal lo aise maje ki.
10 min ke iss pose me chodne ke baad jab wo jhad gayi to Sumit ne use table par pet ke bal lita diya aur lund pelne ke baad chuchon ko masalte hue use chodne laga. Dhakke itne jordaar the ki agar koi iss floor par hota to saaf saaf samajh jaata ki kisi ki dhuadhaar chudai ho rahi hai. Kuch min tak isi pose me chudne ke baad jab Koyal jhadne lagi to uski choot ki sikudan Sumit ka lubd nichodne lagi.
Sumit:- Mami kaha nikaalu???
Koyal:- Munh me.....
Sumit ne jhatt se apna lund bahar nikala aur Koyal ko jameen par ghutno ke bal bitha uske chehre aankhon aur chuchon ko safed rang se rang diya.
Koyal:- Ye safed rang se holi khelne me bahot maja aaya.
Sumit:- Mujhe bhi... Par kadahi to mili nahi.
Koyal:- Ye rahi table ke neeche.....
Inn dono ko iss baat ka jara bhi andaja nahi tha ki kisi ne inn dono ko chudai karte dekha hai. Wo vyakti iss store room ke bahar ek kone me chhup gaya aur jab ye dono apne kapde pehan neeche kadahi leke pahunche to uske baad hi wo bhi neeche pahuncha.
Sumitra:- Bahot der laga di beta.
Sumit:- Kamre me saara samaan bikhra hua tha to dhoondhne me thodi der ho gayi.
Koyal:- Main puwe banake laati hoon maaji.
Iske 1 ghante baad hi baache bhi holi khelke ghar aa gaye aur pakwaanon ko bhi dining table par saja diya gaya. Baaki sabhi to naha chuke the par baachon ne bina nahaye hi pakwanon ka maja liya aur uske baad sab shaam ko abeer waali holi khelne ki taiyaari me lag gaye. Baaki sabhi thak chuke the to wo sab dopehar ke iss samay kamron me aaram karne lage.
Jaari.....
nice updateUpdate 48 Part2
Iss maang ne Sumit ko to chaunka hi diya par wo bhi dekhna chahta tha ki kya Koyal apni baat par tik paayegi. Thodi der baad jab Holika dahan ka muhurt hua tab ghar se sab log ek saath nikle aur Shastri nagar ke chaurahe par pahunche jahan aaj holika prajwalit ki jaani thi. Wahan par aur bhi bahot saare vivahit jode aur bacche khade the. Wahan ke sabse bujurg sadasya ne holika prajwalit ki aur uske baad sabhi jodon ne baari baari parikrama ki. Virendra ji ke ghar ke logon be bhi parikrama ki aur Sumit ke saath Swati aur Mita dono ne parikrama ki. Iss baat se muhalle ke sabhi log chakit hue par kisi ne munh par kuch bolne ki koshish nahi ki. Inn sab me hi raat ke 11:30 baj gaye the to sab ghar laute aur kamron me so gaye.
Agli subah sabki neend bacchon ke shor ne kholi wo bhi subah 6 baje hi. Sumit tha maha-aalsi to uski neend nahi khuli to uske sabhi saaliyaan saalo ne uske munh ko anek prakar ke rangon se rang diya. Aur last me fridge ke barf mile paani se use nehla diya gaya. Wo ek jhatke ke saath utha aur apne chaaron taraf dekhne laga.
Chinki:- Sasuraal me kya aise hi sote rahoge jijaji???
Isha:- Didi kal raat lagta hai jyada hi thoos liya inhone jo ghode bech kar abhi tak so rahe the.
Praneet:- Ye kya baat hui jeejaji??? Aapko to sabse pehle uthke hamare saath holi khelni chahiye aur aap aise pade hue the.
Tarun:- Hitesh jija ye ghar par bhi aise hi sote rehte hain kya???
Hitesh:- Wahan bhi do chaar laat khaaye bina nahi uthta hai ye.
Sabhi baache:- Aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju, aalsi jeeju...
Sab bacchon ka shor jab bahar hall me pahunchne laga tab Sumitra ji aur Girija ji ne aakar sab baachon ke kaan khinche tab wo bhaage. Sumit geela to ho hi gaya tha to seedhe bathroom me gaya aur lagbhag aadhe ghante baad fresh hoke bahar nikla. Room me aaya to saamne Swati ki peeth uski taraf thi jo shelf par rakhe bag se uske kapde nikaal rahi thi. Sumit jo tauliye me hi tha usne chupke se Swati ke right side se darwaje ko halka sa bhida diya aur use peeche hi baahon me bhar liya.
Swati:- Chhodiye na!!! Ye sab accha nahi lagta yahan. Koi bhi aa sakta hai.
Sumit:- Jise aana hai aa jaaye. Main apni biwi se pyaar kar raha hoon kisi aur ki biwi se thode.
Swati:- Phir bhi agar kisi ne dekh liya to....
Sumit:- Jab patidev hain saath hai to darne ki kya baat??? Chalo ab jaldi se apne inn pyaare honthon ka rass pilao mujhe.
Swati:- Lipstick bigad jaayegi to main kya jawaab dungi Nani aur Mamiyon ko??? Aaj rehne dijiye na!!!
Sumit:- Jab tak tum mujhe inn honthon ka rass pila nahi deti yahan se jaane nahi doonga.
Swati samajh chuki thi ki Sumit use aise to jaane nahi dega. Usne Sumit ko honthon ko munh me bhara aur choomne lagi. Sumit ne ek kadam aage badhke baaye haath se uske chehre ko pakad jor se honthon ko choosne laga to daaye haath se blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga. Swati khud uske iss touch se madhosh ho gayi thi. Tabhi use kamre ke pass kisi ke aane ki aahat hui to usne kiss toda aur Sumit ko jaldi se bed ke dusri taraf bhej kapde nikaalne lagi.
Champa:- Are damaad ji kitna sajoge?? Bahar tumhare saale saali ne hud-dang macha rakha hai, do min me bahar nahi gaye to wo fir se yahi nehla denge tumhe.
Champa ka dhyaan Swati ki taraf gaya to usne dekha ki honthon se lipstick gayab hai aur blouse par silwatein padi hui hain. Wo hanste hue bahar chali gayi aur phir Swati ne Sumit ki class leni shuru kar di.
Swati:- Mana kar rahi thi par aap maante nahi ho. Ab Mami ne dekh liya hai to sab ladies mera majak udayengi.
Sumit:- Tum to aise keh rahi ho jaise unhone kabhi kiss hi na kiya ho. Unhone bhi nayi nayi shaadi ke samay ye sab kiya hai to faaltu ki chinta chhodo aur mere kapde bag se nikaal ke do.
Swati ne naye kapde nikaal ke de diye aur lipstick aur blouse sahi karne ke baad room se bahar nikal gayi. Sumit bhi bahar nikla aur bahar nikalte hi uske upar chaar rang bhare gubbare ek saath phoote jisse wo phir se bheeng gaya.
Chinki:- Kyun jeeju, maja aaya na???
Sumit:- Maja to ab aayega.
Wo bhi sab bacchon ke peeche dauda aur hall me table par rakhi rang ki shishi se rang haath me liya aur dining table ke paas lage nal ke pani se halka sa paani le rang ko gaadha kiya. Hall me baithe Vipul Nakul Virendra Pushpit Hitesh use aise holi khelte dekh bahot khush ho rahe the. Saari mahilayein kitchen me tarah tarah ke pakwaan banane me lagi thi. Tab tak bacche ghar ke bahar garden me bhaag gaye the. Sumit bhi haath rang jaldi se unke peeche bhaaga aur sabse pehle pakad me aayi Chinki ke poore munh ko rangeen kar diya. Uske baad subah subah banaye gaye 10 feet lambe 10 feet chaude aur 5 feet gehre rang bhare gaddhe me use fenk diya. Peeche se Isha ne use dhakka diya to wo bhi andar jaa gira. Kuch seconds tak wo bahar nahi nikla to Isha Chinki dono ko laga ki kahi use chot to nahi lag gayi. Isha andar dekhne paas aayi to usne use bhi andar kheench liya.
Praneet:- Saaliyon se to paar paa gaye. Hame rang lagao to jaane.
Sumit ne apne kurte ki jeb me rakhi shishi se phir haathon me rang liya aur gaddhe ke paani se use gaadha kar Praneet Tarun ke peeche dauda. Dono bageeche ke aas paas hi daud rahe the to Sumit ne jaldi se unhe bhi bhoot bana diya aur dono ko ek ek haath me pakad rang waale gaaddhe me gira diya.
Sumit:- Ab aaya asli maja.
Sumit ka dhyaan nahi raha aur uski najar bacha kar hall se bahar aaye Hitesh ne pehle to uske chehre ko rangon se bhar diya aur phir gaddhe me dhakel diya. Sumit ne girte girte Hitesh ko bhi apne saath kheench liya. Bahar mach raha shor dekh sab bade bhi hall se bahar aaye aur uske baad holi ka asli rang jamne laga. Aaj rangon se koi nahi bacha. Sabke chehron par rang laga aur gaddhe me sab ek dusre ke saath masti kar rahe the par ghar ki mahilaon ko rang lagana baaki tha aur Sumit ki leadership me aaj sabne unhe bhi rangne ka soch liya tha. Thodi hi der me sab chup chaap chalte hue kitchen me gaye aur sabse pehle number laga Sumitra ji ka jinke baalon tak ko sabne rangon se bhar diya. Girija ji ne samajhdaari dikhate hue khaane ke saare items dhak diye aur sabko saath le bahar ki ore bhaagi par 10 logon ke saamne inn chaaron ki kya chalni thi. Bahar bhaagi Koyal sabse pehle hatthe chadhi. Use to sab log bahar gaadhe me duba aaye. Side se nikal rahi Girija ko rangon se pot diya gaya. Champa ko bhi gaddhe me dubki lagwayi gayi aur Swati Mita ko to sar se paanv tak pot diya gaya.
Jaari...
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