Episode 21..
Guest in Gokuldhaam/Jethalal's Massage
Abdul ki shop par sab log soda pee rhe the aur gappe maar rhe the..
Sodhi -- oyee popatlaal yaar me kabse wait kr reha hu.. yaar shaadi krle sanu nayi bhabhi de na yaar..
Popat-- yaar Sodhi me toh saalo se lga hua hu dundne me ..bhagwan hi pta nhi kya mann bna ke baitha hai..
Bhide -- popatlal ek baat batao tum akele kaise ..hamare zamane me bhi akela manage krna muskil tha tum aajkal..kaam kaise chla lete ho..
Mehta -- Haath se bhidee hhaah
Hathi -- Sahi baat hai Mehta saab aur iski sehat se lgta hai din me 2-3 baar haath ka istamal krta hai ..haha
Jethalal -- haha popatlaal sach me yaar tumne kya kbhi kuch kiya bhi hai ya bchpan se haath se hii..
Popatlaal -- uda lo sab mera majak udha lo..saalo shaadi toh kra nhi rhe..tumhe toh roj raat taange kholi biwi mill jaati hai ..mere paas toh bss mera chata hai..
Hathi--toh kya chatee me dalta hai popatlaal..hahaha
P- Haathi bhai bss kro ..sach pucho bhai log mujhe toh bss mil jaye koi bhi kaisi bhiii...tum logo ko toh maal bhabiyan mili hui hai..mere liye bhi dund do yaar hot si koi chut..
J- kaha ki chut popatlaal,me toh itne din se daya ko yaad krke hii..
Mehta -- daya ko ya Babitaji koo..apni suhaagraat yaad kr rhe the..
J- Mehta saab
M - Iyer nhi hai bhai chinta mat kro..
Sodi -- Jetha pra..yaar aaj bta hi do kaisi lgti hai nngi Babitaji aur andr se kaisi hai..yaar bhgwan mujhe bhi mauka de..
J- Sodi yaad mat dila yaar ...saala heroine bhi fail hai Babitaji ke aage...saala bss sara time andr hi rehne ka mann krta hai..
Popatlaal -- aree bhai heroine se yaad aaya apne gokuldhaam me koi aane wala hai ..
Mehta - kaun aarhi hai bhai..kab batane wale the..
P- Aree woh Rita reporter ki dost hai..film city me apni nayi film ki promotion ke liye aarhi hai ..Rita ki request pe yaha bhi hum sabse milne aayegii..
Sodi - oye popu bta na yaar kr
P- Aayesha Takia aur woh rodies wala ldka Ranvijay apni film Mod promote krne aaye hai..Aayesha Rita ke saath yaha bhi aayegi..
J- apne dono haath achese khol ke ..kya baat kr rha hai..Aayesha Takiaa...
Mehta khada hoke Jethalal ke haath aur khol dete hai ..Itne bde theek hai Jethalaal...haha
J- Mehta saab woh ldki toh mere andr tufaan la deti hai chehre se itni mausum pyaari aur neeche dekhoo kyaa maal hai yaar..ek baar mil jayeme toh chuss daalu uska sab kuch
Popatlaal-- Jethalal kya kr rhe ho bhai..kunwara me hu..Tharak tum dikha rhe ho..
J- popatlaal itne din se chut toh kya ..haath lgane ko kuch nhi mila bhai..jab sab milne ke baad suka pad jaye na tak jyada dikkat hoti hai..
Bhide -- sahi keh rhe ho Jethalal saal me 1 mahine madhvi maa ke ghr jaati hai naa.bura haal hojata hai..
Sodhi -- phir toh jab Madhvi Bhabhi wapis aatii hogi tu toh gaand phaad deta hogaa..
Bhidee -- Sodhii kya bol rha hai..
Sodhii -- sorry Bhide
Bhide- haan toh itne din baad kisi ki biwi wapis aayegi toh palangtod kaand toh hoga hi naa..
J- yeh sab bkwas chodo yaar ..kuch plan banate hai aisa maal roz roz nhi aata..kuch bhi krke hum Aayesha takai me saath kuch toh krenge hii..phir chahe bass uske chuche dbane ka hi mauka mil jaye..
Haathii..wahh wahh Ayesha ke chuche..Jetha bhai woh toh gulab jamun se bhi meethe hongee..
Bhide-- na na Jetha laal sapne hi hai.. hum middle class logo ko kaha aisi high class ldki haath aayegii..
Popatlaal- high class ? first class ..apni sabki aukaat se koso door..
J- tabhi toh keh rha hu plan bnayega..hum gokuldhaam wale hai bhaiyoo..sab milke try kre toh Aishwarya ko bhi chod dee..
Mehta -- Oh bhai zameen pe jao tumne Babitaji chod li toh kya kisi ko bhi chod loge..khud ko kya salman khan smjte hoo..
J- Khud ko nhi aapko aur salman nhi chankya..aap chankya hai. Ayesha Takai ko nngi krke hamare neeche laoge..
Sodi -- Jetha pra ko Soda chad gya hai..
J- Mehta sab bss me kuch nhi janta aap apna dimaag lagaoo idea sochoo.
Mehta --aree yaar ..chalo phir me nhi sab socho..
Aur sab kuch na kuch idea sochne lgte hai.
Sodi..Oh Mehta saab mere paas wk idea hai..Jaise hi Ayesha aayegi hum sab mask pehan ke usse utah lenge..aur phir milke mje lenge..hai na mast plan..
Mehta -- Pagal hai kya jail pauncheyaga Sodi..
Bhide-- waise yeh heroines veroines ko jyada farak nhi pdta Mehta saab ..pta nhi kis kis se chud ke baithi hogi..aise hi thodi itne bde hogye hai aise chuche..
Mehta -- Sahi hai Bhide par unke saath soti hai jinse kuch fyada ho producer famous director actor jinse badi badi film mile ..tujhse kya milega usse free bhide tution class ..hahah..
Jetha-- nhi nhi purane jamane ka jung lga lund..
Bhide -- ayee Jethalal purane zamane ka hi sahi..aaj bhii sakht aur gaand phadne wala lund hai smjha..
Jetha-- mein nhi manta chal Popatlaal pe test krte hai..aage se toh isse kuch mil nhi rha ..peech hi daal dee..
Poptallal-- ohh Jethalal kya mtlb hai tumhara..me gaandu hu..ganddu hu me..gaandu smjha hai mujhe me tumhari duniya hila dungaa..
Mehta -- aree shaant hojao popatlal jethalaal majak kr rha hai bhai yaar baith jao..
yeh sab chodo.tumhari bkwas me mere dimaag me ek plaan aaya hai..sunoo..
aur Mehta saab sabko apna plan sunate hai..
J- wahh wahh Mehta saab aap toh sach me chanakye hai..kya plan bnaya hai..kuch na kuch toh haath me aayega hii..
Bhide -plan toh mast hai Mehta saab par aapko lgta hai achese kaam krege..
J-- ayee bhide..nakaratmak baat mat kr.haakaratmak baat kr bhai..sab Mehta saab ke plan ke mutabik hogaa.
Haathi..Professor Mehta saab
Sodi - o Haathi bhai professor master toh Bhide hai ..Mehta saab toh lekhak hai naa.
Haathi --aree Money Hiest wale professor hai yeh toh..
J- Moni kyaa..
Mehta -- Aree ek spanish series hai Jetha laal usme ek professor hai woh bahut zabardast planning krta hai..
J-- kya spanish wadi..Haath bhai yaha desi hai sab ..lund ko lund bola kro yeh dickii vicki mat bolo..lund ka professor yeh toh hamare fire brigade hai ..
Haath-- sahi baat hai Jetha bhai..aur is baar fire brigade aag bhuja nhi rhe hamare underwearo me aag lga rhe hai..
sabhi zordaar hans pdte hai..
Abdul -- aap logo ke saath mujhe bhi kuch milega mehta saab.
Sodi - oye Abdul tu toh Ayesha ke chuchiyon ke neeche hi db jayega..50- 50 kilo ka hai ek..
Abdul --kya sodi bhai..
Aur sab majak krte krte apne apne ghar nikal jaate hai..aur plan ke mutabik sabka agle din sunday shaam ke 6 bje club house me milna naki hogya..
Sabke ghar chale jaane ke baad Jethalaal phataphat se deere deere wapis society se bahar niklne lga..
Abdul --jetha bhai..mere muuh bndh krne ki fees toh do..
Jetha 500 ka note pkda ke lee..aur boliyo mat kisi ko me iss time bahar jaata hu..
Abdul -- roj ka hi na jetha bhai..ab tak btaya kya..waise jetha bhai kaha jaate ho ek baar bta toh do..
J- chal na bhai apna kaam kr..
Yeh Jethalal ka lagbhag roz ka hi tha..kuch mahino se woh hafte me 3-4 baar is time bahar jaata hi tha..
Usse chaska lga tha Massage karane ka woh jata tha Berry Spa..jo society se thoda hi door tha..Daya ke jaane ke baad woh yahi aakar apni tharak mita leta tha..yeh baat usne Mehta saab ko bhi nhi batayi thi ..
waha alag alag ldkiya se massage krata..aur bhi bahut kuch karta aur krvata bass chudaai ko chod ke..
Uski Favourite massage wali ldki thi Lilli --gori chitti russian ldki..Kamre me aate hi Jethalaal ulta hoke pehle kamar hi massage karata phir jab woh seedha hota toh Lili ki khoobsurat shakal aur zabardast figure dekta aur phir usse nngi hoke samne ki massage krne ko kehta..aise woh uske chucho se khelta massage krate hue aur end me lilii muhh me leke uska saara maal nikalti..Jethalaal usse mote paise deta..is massage parlour me yeh normal hi tha..sab ldki yahi sab krti thi ..par sex nhi krti thi..Jetha ne bahut baar khoob paise dene ki koshish bhi ki par kbhi chodne nhi deti Lilli ..bolti yeh sab me nhi krti na me rndi hu aur yaha phas gyi toh nikal denge..yeh har ldki ka hi jawab tha..waise sex krne Jethalal rndi ke paas ja skta tha..par woh usse nhi krne tha..roj jisspe itne mard chadte ho usse chodne ka kya mja..Jetha ko toh tight hi chahiye thi..
Yaha usse chut toh nhi milti thi par kadak maal toh milti thi jinke jism se woh khoob khelta tha
Aaj bhi woh Lili ke saath mje lene ke iraade se aaya tha..reception pe baithi ldki boli --hello sir do u have appointment.
Jetha --no pointment..Lilli Lilli 1 hour message..
Ldki -- ohh sorry sir Lilli fully book..
J- hai no no mujhe Lilli massaging want..
Ldki -- sorry sir today many college boys came..all girls booked..only 1 indian girl and other african girl avialable..
J- african toh kha jayegii mujhe...Bharat mata ki jai ..aaj hindustani massage..ok madam done indian
Ldki -ok sir as usual go to room remove clothes and lie on ur back she will come..
J -- i ko pta sabkuch..all day comingg..pheli baar not..
Jetha usse pay krke kamre me chla jata haii..us kamre me bda sa bed tha ..jispe phool ka bukkhe rkha tha aur andr hi side me chota sa shower room tha aur side table pe tael vel ki kuch dbiya..Jethalaal apne sab kpde utaar ke sirf towel lapet ke bed par ulta laet jata hai aur ldki ki wait krne lgta hai..
ekdum drwaze pe knock hota hai..
Jetha-- aajao aajao me tyiaar hu..
Jetha thoda uth ke ldki ko dekhta hai..kmre me laal si thodi hi roshni thi aur upper se us ldki ne mask pehna tha..
par ldki thi kadak figure ki ..usne neele rng ki dress pehnii thii ..ekdum tight chotti blue skirt aur upper blue tight blouse jisme acha deep cleavage dikh rha tha ..yeh uss massage parlour ki uniform hi thi...Jethalaal ko andaza hogya ldki toh maal hai..maje toh aaj aane wale hai..aur is parlour me tip dene pe naked hoke body to body massage aur lund muuh me sab le hi leti thii..bas chodne koi nhi deti thi
Jethalal ne socha abhi krne do massage ..jab samne se kregi toh full service manguaga aur shakal bhi achese dekh lenge..
Ldki -- hello sir ..kaise hai aap..
Jetha-- me theek hu madam aap kaisi hai...kya naam hai aapka..
Ldki -- katrina sir..
Jehta -- kuch bhiii
Ldki --sir asli naam nhi hote na yaha aise hi hote aapko meri massage pasand aaye toh agli baar katrina naam hi bolna..
Jetha-- ji woh toh aap khush krogi toh me toh roj hi katrina boluga..
Ldki -- Oil?
Jetha - hnjii oil voil sab lagaoo..
Ldki Jetha laal pairo ki taraf aa jati hai..aur uske paanv se massage shuru krti hai..tael lga ke deere deere rub krti haii..Jethalal peehe mudke dekta hai..usse massage krte krte Katrina ki gaand saaf dikh rhi thii....5-6 minute ki maasage ke baad..Jethalaal apna haath uski choti si skirt ke upper se uski gaand pe rkh deta hai..
Ldki chonkte hue aur haath hathate hue ..sir itni kya jldi haii..end me happy ending milegi naa...
Jetha-- aap maal hi aisa ho madam haath ruk hi nhi pata..
Ldki -sabar kriye sir..aur deere deere katrina Jethalal ki taango ko massage krte krte upper aajti hai aur towel hata ke side me rkh deti hai..Phir woh thoda tael leke Jethalal ki gaand ki maasage krne lgti hai..
Jethalaal --- ahhh Katrina madamm..achese rgdoo na..me toh wait kr rha hu yeh haath aage kab pdenge..
Ldki jethalal ki gaand ki line pe tael se bhri ungli phirate hue ..pdenge sir mere haath toh sab jagah pdenge..ek baar phir jetha ne us lkdi ki gaand pe haath rkh diya aur dba bhi diya..Iss baar ldki ne kuch react nhi kiya..
use bhi samaj toh thi hi sab mje lene hi aate hai yaha..lene do..
Jaise jaise us ldki ke haath Jethalal ki taango ke beech se hote hue Jetha laal ki gaand pe aate the..Jethalaal ki siskyaan nikal jaati thi..aaahh aur uska lund pura khada hojata..
Phir ldki ne deere deere Jethalal ki kamar ko massage kiya aur lgbhag 40 minute ki massage ke baad bola..sir abb palat jaiye..
Jethalal apne pure khade lund ke saath plta...woh ldki ekdum uske muuh ke upper thi..addhe se jyada chuche dikhati hui..
Jethalaal maan mee waah aaj yeh dabanae ko milege aur kal toh inke baap Ayehsa takai ke chuchee...
Aur jaise hi Jethalal ki najar us lkdi ke chehre pe pdi,woh chilaa pdaa..areee tuuuu..tu yahan kaise.
Ldkii -- apppp nhi nhi yeh nhi hoksta ..aappp yaha..
End of Episode 21.