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Yo yo u guessed it rightNice jethalal ka chahiye
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Yo yo u guessed it rightNice jethalal ka chahiye
Nice updateEpisode 12
Babita ka Baby
Bab- Aree chonkiye mat , aap jante ho na apni country me skin colour kitni bdi baat hai..
Jab koi bhi mujhe aur Iyer ko saath dekta hai toh assume krleta hai me khush nhi hu aur try marna shuru..aap pe koi aise try nhi marta na kyuki aapki jodi aisi nhi hai..mujhe bas apne bcche itne kaale nhi chahiye..me chance nhi le skti..isliye me sex ke baad precaution leleti hu har baar..Iyer ko btaya ki usme problm hai ..woh mana hi nhi phir usse dr vishwas se baat krake aur dr hathi se baat krake jaise taise mnaya.
Madhvii..haa..hey bhagwan mujhe toh pta hi nhi kya kya horha hai apne gokuldhaam me..chalo aap bhi sahi ho.phir pichle 1 saal se kya kr rhe ho aap..
Bab- Iyer ko maine IVF ke liye convince kiya..adopt toh hum dono hi nhi krna chahte..hum 2 baar ivf try kr chuke hai donor spermke saath.. pr unsuceessfull rha ..40% chance hi hote hai na
Mad- toh ab agli baar kab kr rhe ho..
Bab -- bahut mehnga hota hai Madhvi bhabhi.. 10-15 lakh ek baar me..hamari saari saving hum 2 baar me khatam kr chuke ab nhi krskte.
Mad - phir ? par aapko toh bcche chahiye na..phir kya kroge..
Bab- bccha toh chahiye mujhe woh bhi khudka..abhi me agle plan pe kaam kr rhi hu ..4 mahine se Iyer ko mnane me lgi thi ..ki society me ya kisi aur ke saath sex krna shuru krti hu..taaki bccha hojaye..atleast 50% hamara hoga..
Mad- pagal ho kya ..Iyer bhai nhi manege aur babita ji aap society me kisi ke saath chiii chiiii..
Bab- haan nhi maan rha tha woh..haath bhi utha diya mujhpe usne..bahut jagda hua ..par me ziddi pe addi rhi..roz ek hi baat bccha chahiye..ab ivf ke liye tumhare paas paise nhi hai ..mujjhe apna bccha krna hai..yeh sab roj bolti thi..phir bhi nhi maan rha tha..woh ek baba ko bahut manta hai ..usse 50 hazar dekar maine kehlava ki tumhari kismat me bccha kisi aur ki madad se hi oga aur woh bccha tum dono ki zindigi badal dega..yeh sab natak ke baad 3 din pehle hi mana hai woh..ab plan ka agla part hai ..kisi saath krna hai aur unki family ko kaise convince krna hai..
Madhvi -- ek minute ek minute aur yeh sab mujhe aap aaj bta rhi hai..kahi aapki nazar mere wale pe toh nhi isliye yeh sab kahani suna rhi ho aap??
bab- aree nhi..mujhe baal wala bccha..sorry sorry i mean nhi Bhide bhai nhi..aapko toh isliye bataya kyuki aap sabse close hai mere aur me chahti hu aapki madad mile..
Mad-- aap pagalpan kr rhi ho babita ji yeh theek nhi hai.
Bab- aap toh ek maa ho na..aap samaj skti ho na maa bnne ke liye ek aurat kuch bhi krskti hai..
Mad- aree toh Iyer bhai ke saath kro na..bina baat ke apni life muskil kr rhi ho aap.
Bab-- nhi Madhvi bhabhi me apne bccho ko inferior complex ke saath bda nhi hone dungi..me pareshani jhel lungi..pr bccho ko nhii..mujhe bchaa gora hi chahiye mere jaisa..
Mad-- hmm theek hai me samaj skti hu maa ka dil ..me saath dungi..par kaun hai aapki nazar me..
Bab-- 2 shorlist kiye hai hehe..Jetha ji aur Sodi bhai..
Mad- kyu? Mehta shaab,Popat bhaibaaki sab kyu nhi..
Bab- Mehta saab ke toh khud bchaa nhi..mere saath bhi prblm na ho..popat bhai ki toh shakal hi hahaha..Sodi bhai isliye kyuki hate kate ...mast admi hai..par unme dikkat mujhe yeh hai ki thoda dimaag itna tez nhi hai..
Mad- Jetha bhai kyu? mote golmatool unme kya dikha aapko..
Bab- -- Tapu ko dekha hai apne ...daya bhabhi ke saath itna smart bcha paida kiya ..toh mere saath toh ..heheh aur dimaag bhi tez hai unka..woh toh padhe nhi itna isliye shop wrna kaha hote..unme prblm yehi hai ki Daya bhabhi bapuji ..tapu..sabko convince krna like impossible.aur upper se Iyer unse chidta..woh meri chudaai Jetha bhai se kbhi nhi hone dega..
Mad- matlb full tension..are koi aur dund lo na duniye me bahut hai..
Bab- baat society me hi rhe acha hai bhabhi..hum sab to parivaar hai bahar ke log badnaam krdenge..
Mad- par meri rndi ji Jetha bhai se kaise chudogii..Iyer maar dega tumhe..aur woh nhi marega toh Daya bhabhi tumhari gaand me ghus ke garba kregi .aur yeh koi ek baar chudne ki baat toh hai nhi..mininum ek mahine toh chudna pdega na..
Bab- sab pta hai..bss tbhi aapke saath milke kuch sochna pdega..bccha toh jetha ji ka chahiye..kaise pta nhii..aur yeh baat iyer se toh chupaa bhi nhi skte..usko toh agree krna hi pdega..
Mad- Jitna mujhe pta hai aap plan pehle bna chuki ho .toh batao kaise krna hai..
Bab-- wah meri gandu bhabhi-- toh suno Jetha ji toh meri mutthi me hai hi..unhe toh thodi si chuchi bhi dikha di wahi krege jo me kahuga..Iyer ko mnane ke liye ..leverage chahiye kuch aisa ki woh guilt me maan jaye..
Mad- ago bai aap toh bahut khatarnak hoo.toh kya krna ka socha hai babita rndii hehhe
Bab- sex ke bdle sex..Iyer ko kisi aur ke saath sex krte pkdna hai..aur phir guilt me usse haan brwani hai Jetha ji ke liye..
Mad- bdi madarchod ho aap..khudki wish puri krne ke liye apne pati ko kisi aur ke saath sulana bhi ok??
Bab- O behanchod bhabhi..jyada judge mat kro mujhe..waise bhi jisne tumhe nngi krke tumhare chucho ko chuse ho aur ..chut chaati ho na usse judge nhi krte..
Mad-- haan haan meri rndi majak kr rhi hu..me toh tumhare saath hu..toh kiske saath pkdogi.
Bab-- aapke saath..aap hi best ho iskilye..
Mad- abb chutiya hogyi ho kya..me aise nhi so skti kisi ke saath..smjhi..rndi samaj rkha hai..
Bab- please Madhvi bhabhi..aap hi meri umeed ho..bss ek baar..aur god promise yeh baat hum tino ke bahar nhi jayegi..aur kasam se aap regret nhi krogii..yeh ek din ki chuddai aap life time nhi bhulogi.
Mad--nhi nhi mujhe nhi pdna is chakar me ..kisi aur ko dundte hai..
Bab- nhi yeh baat phelani nhi hai.smjho aap..
1 ghnta lga ke Babita Madhvi ko concvice krleti hai..aur dono plan krne lgti hai ki kaise krna hai..
aur bahar Society compund me Jetha laal,Mehta saab aur Sodi apaas me baat kr rhe hote hai..ki samne se sonu aati dikhti hai..wahi sexy and short kpdo me ..
Sonu-- namaste uncles..
Mehta -- Namaste beta ghar ja rhi ho ..
Sonu -- haan uncle aaj thoda jldi aagyi college se..chaliye bye bye..
Mehta - bye beta..
Jetha lal-- Mehta saab, sodi ek baat bolu ..galat mat samjna..
Sodi -- o bolo Jetha pra..daran di lod nhi..
Jetha -- yeh sonu kuch bdlii bdlii nhi lg rhi..mtlbb kii smjh gye naa app
Sodi -- ki bdli bdli ..maine toh nhi samaj aaya..
Mehta -- tumhara mtlb jawan hogyii..
Jetha -- haaan mere param mitr sahi pkde aap ..sirf jawan nhi mera mtlb ki
Mehta -- khul ke bolo ,hum teeno me kya chupa hai..aur apni society ki ldki hai ..mann me kya hai bolo..
Jetha-- toh suno mann ki baat ..uski firgu change hogyi na..boobs dekho ekdum se bahar..thode bde bhi hogye..aur gaand dekho thodi thodi bahar aarhi hai..kyu galat bol rha hu Sodhi..
Sodi -- ohh yaar me abhi dhyaan dita..sonu beti me change toh aarha hai kuch jyada hi jldii..
Mehta -- Jetha laal firgu nhi figure..aur bhai beti samann hai hamari usko is nazar se toh mat dekhoo..
Jetha -- are nhi nhi mehta saab aap samaj nhi rhe ho meri bhi beti saman hi hai..meri pareshani kuch aur kya..
Sodi -- ohh ki bhai?
Jetha -- dekho Tapu aur Sonu jyadatar saath rehte hai..aur kuch din se Sonu beti ka sab bda bda hota ja rha hai mujhe darr hai kahi Tapu sonu koo..mtlbb..uske aam toh nhi chus rha..
Mehta - kaisi baat krte ho yaar jetha laal..samajdaar bchee hai.
Sodi- sahi gal hai Mehta saab jetha bhai ki..samajdaar hoya toh ki..jawan hogye hai ..agg toh andr lgti honi na
Jetha -- aur kya..aur maam lo woh dono kuch krte hue aur Bhide ko pta chal gya..woh toh hamare gada khandan ki maa chod dega naa..bahana chahiye usse toh meri maa chodne ka.
Mehta -- ab kya bolu baat tumhari bhi sahi hai..toh kya chahte ho..
Jetha-- thoda najar..dekhoo sonu phir aarhi hai..haath me ek notebook liye..me kehta hu ispe dhyaan dete hai..
Mehta -- sonu beta kaha ja rhi hoo..
Sonu -- woh uncle me apni friend ke ghar jaa rhi hi ..thoda kaam tha..
Mehta - ok beta..
Jetha -- dekha mehta saab college aadhe me chod ke aayi aur jahi jaa rhi hai..aur tapu bhi college me hi hai..kya pta kahi bahar usse hi milne jaa rhi hoo..
Mehta -- Shaant Shaant Jetha laal.usse jaane do uska peecha krte hai..
Jetha --haan haan bilkul ..or kpde dekhoo.choti se khulii skirt or simple tshirt jo araam se sab hojaye..
Sodi - Jetha bhai ho tussi ek number ki betichod..kpdo se hi sab maloom krlete hoo..aur tapu tumhara beta hi hai..ho na ho..Sonu beti ke aam toh chus rha hai wohh..
Jetha-- chup baith na Sodi ..
aur teeno deere deere kdmo se Sonu ka peecha krne lgta hai..
End of episode 12..
Behtreen updateEpisode 13
Babita ka Baby/Sonu Bhide ka raaz.
Society se nikal kr Sonu ek auto leti hai..
Jetha,Mehta aur Sodi dusri auto me uska peecha krne lgte hai..
40-45 minute ke baad auto ek jagah rukti hai koi market type me..
Jetha-- dekha market me konsi friend rehti hai..
Mehta -- dekte hai ruko bhai..
sonu auto se utaar ke ek shop me enter kr jaati hai..
Sodi autowalo ko paise dete hue o chalo chalo..woh toh andr ghus gyi..
Auto wala -- saab kya teeno milke us ldki chut phadne walo ho kya..yaha risky hai..meri auto me le chlte hai.ek jagah pta hai mujhe ..thoda maja mujhe bhi dedena..
Jetha -- abbe apna kaam kr na..saal chutiya nikal yaha se..
Teeno shop ke saamne jaate hai..
Jetha--Gaand Lelo cyber caafe..yeh kaisi jagah..
Mehta -- abee chutiyalaal ..Grand Leon cyber cafe hai..par sonu ke ghar toh computer hai yeh cyber cafe kya krne aayi hai..
Saodi -- oye kuch vi karan aayi ho ..ye toh pkaa hai na Tapu se aam nhi chusva rhi..kuch aur kaam se aayii hai.
Jetha-- nhi nhi mujhe abhi bhi shak hai kuch toh gadbad hai..chalo deere deere andr jaake dekhte hai..usne dekh liya toh kuch bahana bna denge.
Andr ka najara aam cyber cafe se alag nhi tha..ek bnda reception pe baitha tha..baaki bahut se cabin bne hue the jisme computer honge..privacy ke liye cabin pure bndh the.teeno ko cabins ke andr kuch nhi dik rha tha..par haan cabin normal cafe se thode bde the..
Jetha -- bhai saab yeh kuch baat puchni thii..
wo aadmi- boliye..
Jetha -- woh jo ldki abhi abhi andr gyi hai woh roz aati hai..aur
Addmi-- aapse mtlb hum aise kisi ke baare me kuch nhi bta skte.
Jetha -- are smjho bhaii..
Admi - kya smjho cyber cafe hai..me thodi na dekta hu kon kon aata hi net chalane..
Jetha -- 2 hazar ka note us admi ke haath me rkhte hue smjho na bhaii..yeh ldki lfdebaaz hai..tum phasoge bss help kro hamari.
Addmi -- 2 hazar dekh ke tote hi tarah bolne lgta haii..hafte me 2-3 baar aati hai..haan lfdebaaz toh hai..kyuki pehle ek ldka aata hai woh 2 gnte ka pay krta hai net ka charge phir bolta hai meri friend bhi aayegi..aur phir yeh aati hai aur 2 gnte baad chle jaatee..
Jetha -- dekha dekha mehta saab ..
Mehta -- kaisa dikta hai ldka..btao zra..
Admii -- nhi nhi double chare dete hai woh ..customer hai me nhi bta skta..
Sodi -- ohh koi gal nhi ..aapa teeno 2 gnte ithhe hi rukte hai ..bahar toh aane hi hai na..
Aadmi -- waise ek tarah se madad kr skta hu par..kisi ko btaya toh bahut bura kruga me..
Jetha - aree nhi bhai hamari society ki ldki hai hum kyu batayege..
Aadmi --Acha toh 10 hazar lagege..sab detail mil jayegii aapko..
Jetha - manzoor bhai ye lee..15 hazar le..ab bata kya krna hai..
Aadmi-- chalo mere saath ..
woh teeno ko andr ek chote se kamre me lejata hai..
waha .4-5 screen lgi thi ..par sab bndh..
Aadmi-- dekho saab aap logo se kya chupana..net chalane toh yaha 10% log aate honge..baaki sab toh mje lene aate hai..
Mehta -- kaise mje.
Aadmi-- jaise mje aapki woh ldki aur uske saath ldka le rhe honge..aree smjho na bndh cabin me kya mje krenge..
Sodi -- o teri saale mtlbb chuddai ka thikana chla re ho cafe ke naam pe..police ko batau..
Aadmi -- bula lo..hum toh cabin net chalane ke kiye dete hai ab andr uska koi kya use kre hamme kya pta.
Jetha-- tu Sodi ko chod bhai yeh pta kaise sab pta chlege..
Yeh sunke woh aadmi ek button dbata hai..aue 4-5 monitor on hojate hai..lag bhag har cabin ke andr ka usme dikhne lgta hai..
Mehta -- behanchod yeh kya hai..mtlb tum sab dekh skte ho..
Aadmi-- log chuddai krne aae hai cabin me..toh apni safety ke liye humne chupa ke cctv lga rkhe hai taaki kal ko koi baat hojaye..hum na phase...aur koi jyada bkwas krne lgta hai toh draane ke bhi kaam aati hai..par iska galat use nhi krte..
Jetha-- aree bhai bakchod band kr..us ldki wala cabin konsa hai woh dikha..aur zoom kr..
Yeh haii bolke woh aadmi ek screen ki taraf ishara krta hai aur zoom krta hai..
Sabko screen pe dikta hai sonu computer ke saamne baithi hai..kuch dekh rhi hai screen pe..aur uski jaango pe kisi ka haath rkha hai..
Jetha--are chutiya itna kya zoom krdiya..thoda bahar le ldka toh dik nhi rha aur audio bhi sun skte hai kya kuch cctv me toh mic bhi hota hai na..
Aadmi-- sab hai 5 hazar aur do..me sab set krke jata hu..mujhe dukaan dekhni hai..tum log araam se baith ke sab dekho sunoo..me disturb nhi kruga..
Jetha --le pakad bhai..woh paise leke sab set krke bahar chala jata hai aur Sodi andr se kundi lga leta haii..
Screen pe sab saaf dik rha tha..aur awaaz bhi sun rhi thii..
Jetha -- Mehta saab yeh toh yeh tohh meri aankho pe vishwas nhi horha ..yeh kaise hoskta hai..
Woh ldka..apna haath jaangho se hata ke sonu ki chuchi pe le jaata hai aur araam se rgdne lgta hai..
Sonu --ruko na yaar ..abhi aayi hu saans toh lene do..thodi daer baat hi krlo..ohir 2 gnte toh tum muhh bhi nhi kholne dete.
Sodi -- O teri..aa ki Jetha bhai..is madarchod ne toh sonu beti ki chuche hi phad liye..
Mehta -- O sodi ..chucho se najar hata yeh dekh pkde kisne haii..
Sodi-- o maaa ka loddaaa..yeh aisa kaise krskta hai..
Teeno ki toh jaise siti piti ghum hojaati hai..
End of Episode 13..