Adultery Tarak Mehta ka Oolta Chachma ( Adult Version)
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Episode 01
Jethalal achanak se chillata hua nind me se uthata hai, chillane ki vajah se daya bedroom me aa jati hai aur kahati hai
Daya – kya hua tapu ke papa, itni jor se kyu chilla rahe the
jethalal aakhe badi-badi karte huye
jethalal- mene abhi ek bada daravna sapna dekha
daya – kaisa sapna
jethalal – mene dekha ki tapu
daya bich me hi khushi se bol padti hai
daya – kya, aapne mere praye tappu ka sapna dekh rahe the, aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi
jethalal – are bataya wadi, ye sapna hai koi market me nayi bue film (blue film) nahi jo tujko bhi batata
daya ye sunkar thoda sharma jati hai
daya – to kya dekha aapne
jethalal – ‘wapas darne ke andaj me’ mene dekha ki tappu sonu ke lekar kahi bhag gaya hai aur bhide ne mere khilaf police comlaint kara di hai aur muje jel me dal diya hai
daya – kya aap bhi, mera tappu to abhi chota sa, pyara sa aur masum natkhat hai
tabhi tappu ki chillate huye dono ke samne entry hoti hai, ye dekh daya aur jethalal dono chouk jate hai, kyoki uske hath me gubbare (balloon) the jo ki condom se fulaye gaye the
jethalal – ‘dhire se’ ye dekh natkhat wadi, ye dekh tera ye lal kin chijo se khel raha hai
jethalal- ‘thodi uchi aavaj me’ ye kya hai tappu, kaha se laya se sab kuch
tappu – ye gubbare, kal aapke bedroom me pade the, socha aap inka kya karenge, to me khelne lag gaya
daya – tappu beta ‘thoda pyar se’ abhi teri umra in gubbaro se khelne kin ahi hai, la de de mujhe
tapu – de dunga, lekin ek shart par
jethalal – ‘thoda chillate huye’ shart, kya shart, me kahta hu de de tappu, varna tu maar khayega.
daya – ‘dhire se jethalal se’ maan lijiye tappu ke papa iski shart, varna ye bhag gaya to aap apna bada sa pet lekar kaise dodonge, aur baki sabne iske hath me ye condom dekh liya uski badnami hogi vo alag
jethalal apna bekaar sa muh banaye huye
jethalal – bata kya shart hai tumhari
tapu – muje 200 rs dene honge
jethalal- daya, isko 200 de dena aur abhi bathroom me jaa raha hu
jethalal tappu ke hath se comdom ke gubbare chin kar bathroom me ghus jata hai , phir daya tappu ko 200 rs de deti hai
tappu apne hall me aakar goli ko phone karta hai,
tappu – sun goli, jaldi se society ke compound me mil aur gogi aur pinku ko bhi phone karke bol dena
goli – aur sonu ko
tappu – are usko nahi
goli – kyo
tappu – are, jitna bola utna kar aur jaldi se niche aaja
tappu apni mammy se 200 rs le leta hai aur phir society jaldi se society compound me chala jata hai, jaha par gogi, goli aur pinku sab uska intejaar kar rahe the
gogi – are tappu, tune sonu ko bulane ka kyu mana kiya, vo bhi hoti to sab log masti se khelte
tappu – kya goli, tuje sara din khelne ki hi sujhati rahti hai kya, ye dekh mere pass 200 rs hai
tappu apne jeb me se rupaye nikal kar batata hai
goli – are waah tappu, aaj to nashata karne ka maja aa jayega
tappu – kya goli tum bhi naa, ‘tappu apne aaspas dekhta hai aur dhire se bolta hai’ mene suna hai ki abdul ke pass naya maal aaya hai
pinku – kya baat kar raha hai tappu, to der kis baat ki, chalo chalet hai
ye kahte hi tappu, goli, gogi aur pinku doudte huye abdul ke shop par chale jate hai
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tappu – kya goli tum bhi naa, ‘tappu apne aaspas dekhta hai aur dhire se bolta hai’ mene suna hai ki abdul ke pass naya maal aaya hai
pinku – kya baat kar raha hai tappu, to der kis baat ki, chalo chalet hai
ye kahte hi tappu, goli, gogi aur pinku doudte huye abdul ke shop par chale jate hai
tappu – abdul maal taiyaar hai na ?
abdul – ‘haste huye’ haa tappu maal kaiyaar hai, aur vo bhi ek dam taja, lekin
tappu – lekin kya abdul ?
abdul – lekin ye ki tappu, is baar 10 rs jyada lagenge
tappu – koi baat nahi abdul, is baar tappu ke pass extra rs hai, ab tu jaldi se maal nikal
abdul apne counter ke niche jaata hai aur 2 magazine akhbaar ke carrybag me dalkar tappu ko de deta hai
tappu usko lekar khush hota hai aur abdul ko paise de deta hai
tappu – ye le abdul paise aur baki bache rs apne khate me jama kar de, next time kaam aayega, to chalo friends chalte hai club house me
sabhi doudte huye club house me jate hai
sabhi club house me pahuchkar ek kone me apne baithane ke liye chairs rakh kar baithane ka intejaam karte hai
pinku – jaldi nikaal tappu, ab raha nahi jaa raha hai
tappu carrybag me se 2 ek dam nayi Savita Bhabhi ki magazine nikaal leta hai, aur ek pinku aur goli ko de deta hai aur dusri vo khud aur gogi padhane baith jate hai
lagbhag 10 minutes beet chuke the, charo apni – apni masti me khoye huye the, pinku aur goli ek dusre ka land capri ke upar se hi sahla rahe the aur gogi and tappu apne capri me hath dalkar halki-halki muth mar rahe the
tabhi un charo ke kaano me aavaaj aati hai
“kya kar rahe ho friends”
Itna sunte hi charo ke totte ud jate hai, aur unke hath me se magazine chut jati hai aur vo sidhe sonu ke pairo me jakar gir jaati hai
Ye sonu thi, usne ab tak sab kuch dekh liya tha phir bhi anjan ban rahi thi
Sonu tum – charo ek sath bol padte hai
Tappu jat se dono magazine utha kar carrybag me dal kar apne piche chupa deta hai
Sonu – tappu, tum ye sab kya padh rahe ho, muje bhi batao naa
Tappu – sonu tum yaha kya kar rahi ho aur ‘goli ko datate huye dhire se’ aur tumne club house ka darwaja band nahi kiya
Goli – maaf karna yaar tappu, excitement me bhul gaya
Tappu – goli tum bhi naa
“sonu, tum abhi tak yahi ho” piche se bhide ki aawaj aati hai jisase ki un sabhi ki aur phat jaati hai
Tappu, jat se vo dono magazine apne piche se tshirt me dal deta hai
Sonu – vo baba, kya hai naa..
Bhide – kya baba baba laga rakha hai, mene tumse kya kaha tha ki, club house ka darwaja khula hai use jat se band karke aao aur tum inke sath yaha khel rahi ho
Darasal sonu yaha kabki aa chuki thi lekin vo bhi chupke se inka lode sahlane wala khel dekh rahi thi
Itna sunne ke baad tappu ko sonu par shak hone lagata hai
Bhide – chalo baccho, jaldi se bahar chalo, din me light jala kar club house me nahi khelte, aur sonu tum bhi inke sath rah kar bigadati jaa rahi ho, chalo ghar chalo
Bhide ke itna kahte hi pancho jaldi se bahar chale jate hai
Bahar aakar tappu – chalo bal-bal bache, varna aaj to lode lag chuke the, ye baap-beti dono ek din marwa ke rahenge, chalo friends cricket khelte hai
Itna kahte hi sab log cricket khelne lag jate hai aur bhide sonu ko lekar ghar chala jata hai
pinku – kya baat kar raha hai tappu, to der kis baat ki, chalo chalet hai
ye kahte hi tappu, goli, gogi aur pinku doudte huye abdul ke shop par chale jate hai
tappu – abdul maal taiyaar hai na ?
abdul – ‘haste huye’ haa tappu maal kaiyaar hai, aur vo bhi ek dam taja, lekin
tappu – lekin kya abdul ?
abdul – lekin ye ki tappu, is baar 10 rs jyada lagenge
tappu – koi baat nahi abdul, is baar tappu ke pass extra rs hai, ab tu jaldi se maal nikal
abdul apne counter ke niche jaata hai aur 2 magazine akhbaar ke carrybag me dalkar tappu ko de deta hai
tappu usko lekar khush hota hai aur abdul ko paise de deta hai
tappu – ye le abdul paise aur baki bache rs apne khate me jama kar de, next time kaam aayega, to chalo friends chalte hai club house me
sabhi doudte huye club house me jate hai
sabhi club house me pahuchkar ek kone me apne baithane ke liye chairs rakh kar baithane ka intejaam karte hai
pinku – jaldi nikaal tappu, ab raha nahi jaa raha hai
tappu carrybag me se 2 ek dam nayi Savita Bhabhi ki magazine nikaal leta hai, aur ek pinku aur goli ko de deta hai aur dusri vo khud aur gogi padhane baith jate hai
lagbhag 10 minutes beet chuke the, charo apni – apni masti me khoye huye the, pinku aur goli ek dusre ka land capri ke upar se hi sahla rahe the aur gogi and tappu apne capri me hath dalkar halki-halki muth mar rahe the
tabhi un charo ke kaano me aavaaj aati hai
“kya kar rahe ho friends”
Itna sunte hi charo ke totte ud jate hai, aur unke hath me se magazine chut jati hai aur vo sidhe sonu ke pairo me jakar gir jaati hai
Ye sonu thi, usne ab tak sab kuch dekh liya tha phir bhi anjan ban rahi thi
Sonu tum – charo ek sath bol padte hai
Tappu jat se dono magazine utha kar carrybag me dal kar apne piche chupa deta hai
Sonu – tappu, tum ye sab kya padh rahe ho, muje bhi batao naa
Tappu – sonu tum yaha kya kar rahi ho aur ‘goli ko datate huye dhire se’ aur tumne club house ka darwaja band nahi kiya
Goli – maaf karna yaar tappu, excitement me bhul gaya
Tappu – goli tum bhi naa
“sonu, tum abhi tak yahi ho” piche se bhide ki aawaj aati hai jisase ki un sabhi ki aur phat jaati hai
Tappu, jat se vo dono magazine apne piche se tshirt me dal deta hai
Sonu – vo baba, kya hai naa..
Bhide – kya baba baba laga rakha hai, mene tumse kya kaha tha ki, club house ka darwaja khula hai use jat se band karke aao aur tum inke sath yaha khel rahi ho
Darasal sonu yaha kabki aa chuki thi lekin vo bhi chupke se inka lode sahlane wala khel dekh rahi thi
Itna sunne ke baad tappu ko sonu par shak hone lagata hai
Bhide – chalo baccho, jaldi se bahar chalo, din me light jala kar club house me nahi khelte, aur sonu tum bhi inke sath rah kar bigadati jaa rahi ho, chalo ghar chalo
Bhide ke itna kahte hi pancho jaldi se bahar chale jate hai
Bahar aakar tappu – chalo bal-bal bache, varna aaj to lode lag chuke the, ye baap-beti dono ek din marwa ke rahenge, chalo friends cricket khelte hai
Itna kahte hi sab log cricket khelne lag jate hai aur bhide sonu ko lekar ghar chala jata hai
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Bahar aakar tappu – chalo bal-bal bache, varna aaj to lode lag chuke the, ye baap-beti dono ek din marwa ke rahenge, chalo friends cricket khelte hai
Itna kahte hi sab log cricket khelne lag jate hai aur bhide sonu ko lekar ghar chala jata hai
Jaise hi bhide ghar me kadam rakhata hai madhavi bol padti hai
Madhavi- aho.., itni der kaha lada hi aapne
Bhide – der mene nahi, sonu ne lagai hai, sambhalo madhavi ise sambhalo, ye bhi tappu ke sath bigadti jaa rahi hai
Madhavi – kya aap bhi naa, ye to bacche hai, aap bhi sara din in baccho ke piche padte ho, jaao sonu apne kamre me jaao
Bidhe- dekho madhavi, apni sonu hath se jane lagi hai
Madhavi – sonu kahi nahi jaa rahi hai, me jaa rahi hu
Bhide – ‘chouk jata hai’ kyaaaa?
Madhavi – are kya aap bhi naa, mera matlab hai ki samne wali building me kisi ko kiraye ke liye ghar chahiye to vahi dikhane jaa rahi hu, socha ki sath me stake agent ka bhi part time business khol du
Bhide – ‘thoda bhavuk hote huye’ madhavi, madhavi, tum kitna kaam karti ho
Madhavi – ha vo to sab thik hai, lekin gass par kukar rakha hai aur usme 2 siti aa chuki hai
Bhide – to
Madhavi – ‘to’, to kya, me jaa rahi hu bahar, jab 3 siti puri ho jaye to gass band kar denaa
Bhide – ho, ‘haste huye’ ek maths ke teacher ka sabhi upyog kar rahi ho , lekin tum thodi der baad jaa sakti ho me jara nah ahu
Madhavi – nahi, pani khatam ho gaya hai
Bhide – kyaaaa !! vo sab us jethalal ki vajah se
Madhavi – ab isme bhi jethalal
Bhide – haa, uske pass ek bada sa bath tub hai, usme vo aur daya Bhabhi din bhar masti karte rahate honge, usko to ab society se special letter likhana hi padega
Madhavi – aap bhi naa, chalo me chalti hu, aap kukar dekh lena
Bhide- ‘muh bigadte huye’ ho
Ab chalte hai Tarak Mehta ke ghar
Mehta sahib apne sofe par baithe kuch article likh rahe the, tabhi Anjali unke liye kuch lekar aati hai
Aapko to pata hi hoga, Anjali Mehta sahib ke pet ko kam, aur loude ko tandurust rakhane ke liye kya-kya nuskhe aajmati hai
Anjali – dehiye tarak, me aapke liye kya layi hai
Tarak – ‘uski taraf dekhata huaa’ ye kya hai ??
Anjali – ye ek khas kism ka tel hai, jo aapke penis par lagane se aapka stamina aur timing dono badh jayenge
Tarak – are Anjali, tum tumhare maje ke chakkar me muj par kya kya experiment karti ho, tum bhi naa
Anjali – aapko pata hai, is tel ko mene kitne dur se mangawaya hai, mene aapke liye itni mehnat ki aur aapko me selfish lagti hu ‘anjali rone ka natak karti hai’
Tarak – are-are Anjali me to majak kar raha tha, lo tum hi apne hatho se malish kar do lo
Tarak jaise hi pant kholne lagta hai tabhi, khidki ka kanch todte huye ek ball aati hai aur Anjali ke hatho par lag kar tel niche gir jata hai aur kanch ki shishi phut jaati hai
Tarak – ‘man me’ thank god, bach gaye
Tarak jhut-muth ka gussa karte huye ball bahar dekar aa jata hai
Ab chalte hai hathi bhai ke ghar ki aur
Dr hathi apne ek patient ko cheak kar raha tha
Dr hathi – to bataiye aapko kya problem hai ?
Patient – Dr sahib, mera penis sex ke baad khada nahi hota hai
Hi haa dosto, ye hamare Dr Hansraj Hathi sexologist hai
Dr hathi – to esa kijiye me aapko kuch davaiya likh kar deta hu aap ise sex ke baad le li jiyega
Thodi der ke baad patient vaha se chala jata hai, aur Komal uski clinik me enter hoti hai
Komal – dr sahib, mera bhi kuch ilaj kijiye na ‘goli ke ghar me naa hone par ye dono aksar ese hi khelte rahate hai’
Dr Hathi – to kya huaa hai aapko ? ‘hathi natkiya andaj me bolta hai’
Komal – Dr sahib mere boobs me se doodh nahi aata hai ‘komal apna niche ka hoth chabate huye bolti hai’
Dr hathi – to me hu na, laiye apne boobs dijiye me dekhata hu
Komal ne aaj upar kurta pahan rakha tha, body jyada bhari hone ki vajah se vah piche ki taraf chain wala kurta hi pahanti thi, komal ab dhire dhire chain kholti hai aur aur apni bra me se apne bade bade tarbujo ko aajad karti hai aur Dr Hathi ke pass jati hai
Dr hathi, komal ke dono boobs ko pakad kar thodi der masalta hai aur komal ko feeling karwata
Dr hathi – mujhe lagta hai ki aapke boobs ko chuchkar mujhe cheak karna padega
Komal – dard to nahi hoga naa Dr sahib
Dr hathi – are bilkul nahi, ulta aapko majha aayega
Ye kahate huye Dr hathi komal ke bade-bade boobs ko muh me lekar chuchata hai tabhi darwaje par ek jor se dastak hoti hai
Achanak Dr hathi aur Komal ghabra jate hai aur Komal wapas jaldi se apni bra aur kurta pahan leti hai aur Dr hathi apne lund ko adjust karke bahar dekhane ko jate hai ki itna jor se darwaje ko kisne khatkhataya.
Bahar jakar vo dekhata hai ki, vo to tappu ki ball thi jo tappu ke shot marne ki vajah se darwaje ko lagi thi, itna dekh kar Dr hathi baccho ko khelne se mana karti hai, lekin Komal Dr hathi ko sajhati hai ki yadi baccche cricket band karke ghar aa gaye to goli bhi ghar aa jayega aur hum maje nahi kar payege. Itna sunne ke baad Dr hathi ball baccho ko dekar vapas andar chale jata hai
Itna kahte hi sab log cricket khelne lag jate hai aur bhide sonu ko lekar ghar chala jata hai
Jaise hi bhide ghar me kadam rakhata hai madhavi bol padti hai
Madhavi- aho.., itni der kaha lada hi aapne
Bhide – der mene nahi, sonu ne lagai hai, sambhalo madhavi ise sambhalo, ye bhi tappu ke sath bigadti jaa rahi hai
Madhavi – kya aap bhi naa, ye to bacche hai, aap bhi sara din in baccho ke piche padte ho, jaao sonu apne kamre me jaao
Bidhe- dekho madhavi, apni sonu hath se jane lagi hai
Madhavi – sonu kahi nahi jaa rahi hai, me jaa rahi hu
Bhide – ‘chouk jata hai’ kyaaaa?
Madhavi – are kya aap bhi naa, mera matlab hai ki samne wali building me kisi ko kiraye ke liye ghar chahiye to vahi dikhane jaa rahi hu, socha ki sath me stake agent ka bhi part time business khol du
Bhide – ‘thoda bhavuk hote huye’ madhavi, madhavi, tum kitna kaam karti ho
Madhavi – ha vo to sab thik hai, lekin gass par kukar rakha hai aur usme 2 siti aa chuki hai
Bhide – to
Madhavi – ‘to’, to kya, me jaa rahi hu bahar, jab 3 siti puri ho jaye to gass band kar denaa
Bhide – ho, ‘haste huye’ ek maths ke teacher ka sabhi upyog kar rahi ho , lekin tum thodi der baad jaa sakti ho me jara nah ahu
Madhavi – nahi, pani khatam ho gaya hai
Bhide – kyaaaa !! vo sab us jethalal ki vajah se
Madhavi – ab isme bhi jethalal
Bhide – haa, uske pass ek bada sa bath tub hai, usme vo aur daya Bhabhi din bhar masti karte rahate honge, usko to ab society se special letter likhana hi padega
Madhavi – aap bhi naa, chalo me chalti hu, aap kukar dekh lena
Bhide- ‘muh bigadte huye’ ho
Ab chalte hai Tarak Mehta ke ghar
Mehta sahib apne sofe par baithe kuch article likh rahe the, tabhi Anjali unke liye kuch lekar aati hai
Aapko to pata hi hoga, Anjali Mehta sahib ke pet ko kam, aur loude ko tandurust rakhane ke liye kya-kya nuskhe aajmati hai
Anjali – dehiye tarak, me aapke liye kya layi hai
Tarak – ‘uski taraf dekhata huaa’ ye kya hai ??
Anjali – ye ek khas kism ka tel hai, jo aapke penis par lagane se aapka stamina aur timing dono badh jayenge
Tarak – are Anjali, tum tumhare maje ke chakkar me muj par kya kya experiment karti ho, tum bhi naa
Anjali – aapko pata hai, is tel ko mene kitne dur se mangawaya hai, mene aapke liye itni mehnat ki aur aapko me selfish lagti hu ‘anjali rone ka natak karti hai’
Tarak – are-are Anjali me to majak kar raha tha, lo tum hi apne hatho se malish kar do lo
Tarak jaise hi pant kholne lagta hai tabhi, khidki ka kanch todte huye ek ball aati hai aur Anjali ke hatho par lag kar tel niche gir jata hai aur kanch ki shishi phut jaati hai
Tarak – ‘man me’ thank god, bach gaye
Tarak jhut-muth ka gussa karte huye ball bahar dekar aa jata hai
Ab chalte hai hathi bhai ke ghar ki aur
Dr hathi apne ek patient ko cheak kar raha tha
Dr hathi – to bataiye aapko kya problem hai ?
Patient – Dr sahib, mera penis sex ke baad khada nahi hota hai
Hi haa dosto, ye hamare Dr Hansraj Hathi sexologist hai
Dr hathi – to esa kijiye me aapko kuch davaiya likh kar deta hu aap ise sex ke baad le li jiyega
Thodi der ke baad patient vaha se chala jata hai, aur Komal uski clinik me enter hoti hai
Komal – dr sahib, mera bhi kuch ilaj kijiye na ‘goli ke ghar me naa hone par ye dono aksar ese hi khelte rahate hai’
Dr Hathi – to kya huaa hai aapko ? ‘hathi natkiya andaj me bolta hai’
Komal – Dr sahib mere boobs me se doodh nahi aata hai ‘komal apna niche ka hoth chabate huye bolti hai’
Dr hathi – to me hu na, laiye apne boobs dijiye me dekhata hu
Komal ne aaj upar kurta pahan rakha tha, body jyada bhari hone ki vajah se vah piche ki taraf chain wala kurta hi pahanti thi, komal ab dhire dhire chain kholti hai aur aur apni bra me se apne bade bade tarbujo ko aajad karti hai aur Dr Hathi ke pass jati hai
Dr hathi, komal ke dono boobs ko pakad kar thodi der masalta hai aur komal ko feeling karwata
Dr hathi – mujhe lagta hai ki aapke boobs ko chuchkar mujhe cheak karna padega
Komal – dard to nahi hoga naa Dr sahib
Dr hathi – are bilkul nahi, ulta aapko majha aayega
Ye kahate huye Dr hathi komal ke bade-bade boobs ko muh me lekar chuchata hai tabhi darwaje par ek jor se dastak hoti hai
Achanak Dr hathi aur Komal ghabra jate hai aur Komal wapas jaldi se apni bra aur kurta pahan leti hai aur Dr hathi apne lund ko adjust karke bahar dekhane ko jate hai ki itna jor se darwaje ko kisne khatkhataya.
Bahar jakar vo dekhata hai ki, vo to tappu ki ball thi jo tappu ke shot marne ki vajah se darwaje ko lagi thi, itna dekh kar Dr hathi baccho ko khelne se mana karti hai, lekin Komal Dr hathi ko sajhati hai ki yadi baccche cricket band karke ghar aa gaye to goli bhi ghar aa jayega aur hum maje nahi kar payege. Itna sunne ke baad Dr hathi ball baccho ko dekar vapas andar chale jata hai
