Update No. 20.
Jethalal - Namaste sabhi ko. Mera naam hai Jethalal Champaklal Gada. Abhi hum sab yaha rehne wale hai humesha ke liye, tho mai ye keh raha tha ki humari apas me aachi dosti ho jaye aur aachi jaan pehchaan ho jaye isi liye mai aap sabko meri shaadi me aaneka nyota deta hu Ahmedabad. Mai bus bhejunga apsab ko waha aane ke liye aur rehne ka bhi bandobast kar dunga. Ise kya hai ki humari apas me aachi jaan pehchaan ho jayegi. Aur ha kal meri dukaan ka utghatan hai aur 1 choti si pooja bhi rakhi hai. Waha bhi ane ka mai aap sab ko amantran deta hu. (Dono haath jod ke kehta hai)
Bhide - Ha zarur aayenge dono jagah.
Sodhi - Ha ha zarur Jethapara zarur aayenge aur kal tumhari dukaan se bohot sara electronics ka samaan bhi lenge.
Dr. Hathi - Kya aapke dukaan me kitchen ki electronics ki item bhi milti hai?
Jethalal - Ha Hathi bhai milenge na. Fridge, Oven, Toster sab milega.
Dr. Hathi - Are wah! Zarur aayenge lunga sab.
Jethalal - Thank you. Thank you.
Mohanlal - Are Jethalal bhai mai nahi aa sakunga. Wo kya hai abhi 4 ghante baad meri Dubai ki flight hai. Par aap ko meri taraf se congratulations aur all the best.
Jethalal - Thank you. Thank you Mohanlal bhai.
Mohanlal - Aacha ab aap sabhi society ke garden me jaiye waha aap sabka khane ka intezam kiya hai. Pet bhar ke khaye aur ha Hathi bhai bohot sara khana hai bindaas khaiye.
Dr. Hathi - Are wah! Thank you Mohanlal bhai.
Sabhi garden me khade khade khana kha rahe the. Dr. Hathi tho counter ke baju me hi khursi laga li thi. Sabhi gents alag khade the aur sabhi ladies alag par humri Rita aur Pari alag khadi thi. Dono apas me batein kar rahi thi.
Babita - So tum mass media ki padhai kar rahi ho.
Rita - Ha muje repoter banna hai aur duniya ki sachai duniya ke samne rakhni hai.
Babita - Wow thats nice.
Rita - So aap market analysis ki padai. Stock market and all. Koi client mila?
Babita - Sabse pehle tum muje aap mat kaho. Are sirf 2 saal ka hi tho farak hai. Tum muje 'tum' karke hi bulao. Yaha almost sab bade mai humse tho....
Rita - Okay tho nayi friendship ke naam pe tum.
Babita - Thats better. Aur ha ab tak koi client nahi mila muje. 2nd year ko kon paise dena chahega risky hai.
Rita - Hmmm wo tho hai. Let's see.
Babita - So tumhara koi boyfriend hai?
Rita - Jo kuch bhi hai wo mere papa hi hai. Mere papa meri maa, bhai, papa, behen, boyfriend sab kuch hai. Wo hi meri zindagi hai.
Babita - Wow itna pyaar karti ho Jethaji se.
Rita - Haa my papa is the best. Tumhari koi boyfriend hai kya?
Babita - Actually maii... mai woo... wooo....
Rita - Wo kya? Its ok I am an open minded girl you can share with me anything. Any personal thing.
Babita - Tum please ye baat kisi ko mat batana please.
Rita - I promise mai kisi ko nahi kahungi. Sivai apne papa ko. Mai apne papa se kuch nahi chupa sakti.
Babita - Mai actually Bisexual hu aur Iyer Gay hai.
Rita - Wow really!?
Babita - Wow?
Rita - Matlab ki mai pehli baar India Bisexual aur Gay ko mili hu.
Babita - Okay soo...
Rita - So kuch nahi. Ye sab normal hai. Tum tension mat lo. Chalo tumne muje apna secret bataya ab mai tumhe apna secret batati hu.
Babita - Ha ok.
Rita - Hotel me meri 1 best friend hai. Uska naam Hiba Nawab hai. Wo aur me bed partners bhi hai. Like Lesbian stuff, sab kiya hai.
Babita - Wow matlab tum bhi bisexual ho?
Rita - Kindoff matlab muje ladki ke saath koi problem nahi hai par I prefer a mard.
Babita - Hmm matlab tum virgin nahi ho?
Rita - Nahi nahi mai bhi tak virgin hi hu? Tum tho bilkul nahi hogi itni sexy ho.. uff hum future me bilkul lesbian partners banenge.
Babita - (Sharma ke) Tum bhi naa. Actually mai bhi virgin hu. Muje koi special chahiye like someone special aur wo hi forever.
Rita - Wow hmmm like fairy tail. Hmmm muje tho incest pasand hai.
Babita - Hmm kinky. Par be careful its illegal.
Rita - Haa wohi tho problem hai is duniya ki. Warna mai apne papa ki pyari si choti se beti kum biwi hoti. Uff mere papa bohot hot hai you have no idea.
Babita - (Apne hontho ko chabate hue) Hmmm wo tho hai. Par ye galat hai naa.
Rita - Ha par mere papa muje bohot aache lagte hai. Shayad tum bhi thodi thodi attracted ho mere papa se.
Babita - N... nnnn..... naii.... nahi tho... aisaa kuch.. nai hai... naa...
Rita - Babita its ok. It happens.
Babita - Sorry yaar.
Rita - Are isme kya sorry. Duniya kuch bhi kahe mai tho apni virginity apne pyare teddy ko hi dungi.
Babita - Teddy?
Rita - Ha mere papa mere teddy bear hai.
Babita - (Ufff kitne pyare hai Jethaji. Sach me Rita bohot lucky hai. Hmmm par Jethaji ka hathiyaar itna bada hai. Bechari Rita ka kya hogaaa!? Hmmm)
Rita - Kya soch rahi ho?
Babita - Kuch nahi.
Rita - So aaj se hum friends?
Babita - Yup more than friends.
Rita - Hmmm friends with benefits. Hmm mai lucky hu ki meri is duniyaki sabse hot aur sexy friend hai. Ufff tumhe tho roz kala tika lagana chaiye. Aur tumhe kapde pehen ne ka koi haq nahi.
Babita - Ufff tum bhi naa.
Dono bohot open ho gaye 1 dusre se. Hmm bohot aacha hua. Sab kuch Rita ke plan ke mutabik bi jaa raha hai.
Babita - Aacha 1 baat puchu please?
Rita - Ha kaho.
Babita - Kya Jethaji apni shaadi se khush hai?
Rita ka muh pe udasi cha gai. Babita samaj gai ki ye sab zabardasti ho raha hai.
Babita - Kya hua Rita? Itni udas kyu ho?
Rita - Mere papa ki pehle pyaar ki shaadi kisi aur ke saath ho gai. Unke bapuji ne unki shaadi kisi aur se fix kar di. Are papa ne tho unki honewali biwi ki shakal bhi nahi dheki.
Babita - Jiski shakal nahi dheki uske saath shaadi kaise?
Rita - Unke yaha riwaz hai ki shaadi se pehle dono 1 dusre ko nahi dhek sakte. This sucks.
Babita - Ya it does. So ab?
Rita - I don't know. Papa se kahungi ki apni biwi ko pyaar karne ki adat daaldo. Wo kehte hai ki wo Daya maa ko sara sukh denge par kabhi pyaar nahi kar payenge. Kya tumhe kabhi pyaar hua?
Babita - Ha. Meri neighbour ki ladki ke saath. Bohot pyaar karti thi mai us se. Fir hum dono ke parents ko pata chal gaya humare bare me tho uske parents ne uski shaadi fix kar di kisi ladke ke saath aur mere mom dad ne muje ghar se bahar nikal diya.
Babita ne khane ki plate finish ki aur use side me rakh liya aur kone me jakar halke halke se rone lagi. Rita ne hath dhoye aur uske paas gai use dilasa dene.....
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