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DONGRI :: SARWAR KHAN KA GHAR
Sarwar Khan apne khas kamre mai baitha hua tha...or uske saamne baitha tha vikram..... dono me kisi gambhir mudde par bat chit chal rahi thi......
Sarwar- bhai junaid to nipat gaya par uski jagah lena aasan hoga..??..or kya log mujhe swikar karenge....
vikram sapaat lahje mai
VIKRAM- manenge jarur manenge.....or iss kaam mai tumahara saath mera ak khas aadmi dega....jise maine abhi yanha bulaya hai....us se milte hee tum sab khud hee samajh jaaoge.....
Abhi ye log baat hee kar rahe the ki darwaaze par dastak hoti hai....jis par sarwar chillata hai lekin vikram use darwaza kholne ko kahta hai.....jis par sarwar darwaza kholta hai.....
Darwaaze par koi burkha pahne khadi hoti hai.....jise dekh kar Vikram use andar bulata hai.....
VIKRAM- Sarwar ye wahi hai jo tumahari Inn sab mai madad karega.....
Or ye kahkar vikram use apna burkha utarne ko bolta hai....
Lekin jaise hee saamne khada shaks apna burkha utarta hai....use dekh kar sarwar Khan ko itna bada shock lagta hai ki wo apni seat se khada ho jata hai....or saamne khade aadmi ko apni aankh.....muh phaade dekh raha hota hai.....
Kuch der tak to use is baat par Yakeen nahi hota hai ......jise wo dekh raha hota hai..... wo kabhi vikram ko to kabhi saamne khade shaks ko dekhta rahta hai.....
Kyoki uske saamne khada hota hai.....
HAAMID PATHAAN
DUSRI TARAF......
USS GHATNA KO HUE AAJ 4 DIN BEET CHUKE THE......SHAHR KA MAHAUL AB BHI ACHCHA TO NAHI THA.......PHIR BHI PAHLE SE THIK THA.....JYADATAR CRIMINALS KA ENCOUNTER KIYA JAA CHUKA THA......KAI SAARE BHAAG GAYE THE......OR ISS MAAR KAAT ME BAHUT SAARE POLICE WAALE BHI MAARE GAYE THE......
ABHI BHI PURE SHAHR MAI KARFUE LAGA HUA THA.....OR MILITARY TAINAAT THI......JIS SE HAALAT KUCH HAD TAK KAABU MAI AA GAYE THE...AAM LOG BHI KAAFI SANKHYA ME MAARE GAYE THE.....OR JO BACHE THE...WO AB BHI DARR KE SAAYE MAI JEE RAHE THE.....
BAHARHAAL US SHAHAR KE HAALAT DHIRE DHIRE KAABU MAI AA RAHE THE.....
IDHAR
***** HOTEL MUMBAI
Ye hotel Mumbai international airport k pass hee maujood tha.....airport se walking distance ki duri par.....Isi hotel ke ak room mai.....2 log baithe the.....
PAHLA SHAKS- YE AAPNE BILKUL BHI THIK NAHI KIYA.....AAP JAANTE BHI HAI KI ISME KITNE MAASUM OR BEGUNAAH LOGO KI JAAN GAYI HAI......AK PURA SHAHR TABAH HO GAYA.....KYA MILA AAPKO YE SAB KARKE....
jis par saamne wala shaks halka sa muskuraate hue....
KABHI KABHI KUCH CHIJE........SAHI OR GALAT KE TARAAZU MAI NAHI TOLI JAATI.....KUCH CHIJE BAS KAR DI JAATI HAI.....UNKA KOI REASON NAHI HOTA ......UNKA KOI LOGIC NAHI HOTA.....BAS USE KARNE K LIYE AAPKA DIMAAG KAHTA HAI.....OR AAP USE KAR DETE HAI......
YE SAB WAHI THA.....
saamne waale shaks ki baate pahle waale ki samajh mai to nahi aayi par wo itna samajh gaya tha kis saamne waale se is mudde par baat karna bekar hai....to uske muh se bas itna hee niklta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS - AAP BADAL GAYE HAI BHAAI.....
KYA TUNE NAHI BADLA..??...saamne wala kahta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS-ACHCHA CHHODIYE YE SAB....MUJHE BAS ITNA BATA DIJIYE KI AB MUJHE KYA KARNA HAI..??
WAHI JO AB TAK KIYA HAI....
kuch der ruk kar.....
VINI KAISI HAI..??....
ye baat puchte waqt uski aawaz mai ak narmi thi...,, ak dard chupaa hua tha.....jise saamne waala shaks bhi mehsus kar leta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS- THIK HAI....PAHLE SE BEHATAR HAI................lekin........
Lekin..... aap ye nahi sun na chahte.....to wo suniye jo aap jaan na chahte hai.......
WO LAGBHAG BHOOL CHUKI HAI AAPKO.....
jis par saamne wala apne aankhe kuch der ke liye bnd karta hai....or apna sar jhuka leta hai........or uske chahre par gambheerta thi.....shayad wo puraani yaado me kho gaya tha......lekin kuch der baad wo apna face upar karta hai.....or akdam se apni aankhe kholta hai.....
Lekin ab uske chahre par kathorta thi....kisi nirjiv patthar ki jaisi kathorta....
Jise dekh aur saamne wala bhi saham jata hai.....phir wo bolta hai...
MERI FLIGHT KA TIME HO RAHA HAI....MAI NIKLTA HU.....or wo apna bag uthata hai.....
Jis par saamne wala aage badh kar uske gale lag jata hai...or
us se alag hokar wo jate jate bolta hai.....
UD
wo......HMMMM....
VINI KA KHAYAAL RAKHNA OR USE WO TABLETS DETE RAHNA.....BAAKI KA KAAM MAI SAMBHAL LUNGA.....
or wo bahar nikal jata hai....
AT
MUMBAI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
.....kuch der baad.....
wahi shaks jo abhi kuch der pahle UD ke saath hotel mai maujood tha......wo airport ke andar boarding ke liye jaa raha tha.....usi waqt.....uske paas se..... black coat pant pahne......aankho par black goggles lagaaye ......kareeb 10 log niklte hai.....wo saare log height me 6 feet se jyada the....or saare ke saare bodybuilder or professional athlete lag rahe the......
Wo airport ke bahar niklte hai....bahar unke liye 3 black Scorpio khadi thi.....jinme baith kar wo wanha se nikal jaate hai....
AB CHALTE HAI HAMAARE COLLEGE MAI.....
(kahaani ak bar phir se Harry ke anusaar)
Mai class mai baith kar puri tarah pakk chuka tha....or mujhe ab bahut jabardast gussa aa raha tha......pahle to phir bhi alka ki gaand dekh dekh kar mind fresh ho raha tha...lekin uske baad to saare lund hee andar aaye the.....
Wise dekha jaaye to jyada hairaani ki baat bhi nahi hai....kyoki ab banda regularly pure mahine college aayega or usme se bas 1 hee din class lega......wo bhi galati se to ye haal to hona hee hai.....
Upar se ye cheater........aaammm mera matlab teacher.......sabse jyada gussa to mujhe us gaandu principal par aa raha tha.....ab batao bahanchod kya jarurat padi thi kisi londe ko professor rakhne ki.......phir mai thahra wo tharki jise kitaab ki lakeer bhi choot ki lakeer dikhti hai........duniya me kya chooto ki kami pad gayi Hai.....bahanchod .....pakka ye bahanchod princi gay hoga.....
Hhhuuu tuchche log....
Ak bar to mera man kiya ki khada hokar pura gala phaad kar zor se chilla kar kahu.....
ABEEE BAHANCHODO CHHOD DO AB TOOOOO...
lekin bol nahi paya kyoki mere pass lund tha.....lekin lund ke saath saath dimaag bhi tha......or wo ye kah raha tha ki bete abhi koi bhi chutiya panti mt karna.......NIDHI class mai hee hai....pata nahi Kyo lekin aaj subah se hee uske saamne mujhe shareef ban ne ka man kar raha tha....
Khair jaise taise classes khatm hui or ham bahar nikle.....lekin mujhe kaha pata tha ki bahar ak or musibat mera intezar kar rahi thi....
DONGRI :: SARWAR KHAN KA GHAR
Sarwar Khan apne khas kamre mai baitha hua tha...or uske saamne baitha tha vikram..... dono me kisi gambhir mudde par bat chit chal rahi thi......
Sarwar- bhai junaid to nipat gaya par uski jagah lena aasan hoga..??..or kya log mujhe swikar karenge....
vikram sapaat lahje mai
VIKRAM- manenge jarur manenge.....or iss kaam mai tumahara saath mera ak khas aadmi dega....jise maine abhi yanha bulaya hai....us se milte hee tum sab khud hee samajh jaaoge.....
Abhi ye log baat hee kar rahe the ki darwaaze par dastak hoti hai....jis par sarwar chillata hai lekin vikram use darwaza kholne ko kahta hai.....jis par sarwar darwaza kholta hai.....
Darwaaze par koi burkha pahne khadi hoti hai.....jise dekh kar Vikram use andar bulata hai.....
VIKRAM- Sarwar ye wahi hai jo tumahari Inn sab mai madad karega.....
Or ye kahkar vikram use apna burkha utarne ko bolta hai....
Lekin jaise hee saamne khada shaks apna burkha utarta hai....use dekh kar sarwar Khan ko itna bada shock lagta hai ki wo apni seat se khada ho jata hai....or saamne khade aadmi ko apni aankh.....muh phaade dekh raha hota hai.....
Kuch der tak to use is baat par Yakeen nahi hota hai ......jise wo dekh raha hota hai..... wo kabhi vikram ko to kabhi saamne khade shaks ko dekhta rahta hai.....
Kyoki uske saamne khada hota hai.....
HAAMID PATHAAN
DUSRI TARAF......
USS GHATNA KO HUE AAJ 4 DIN BEET CHUKE THE......SHAHR KA MAHAUL AB BHI ACHCHA TO NAHI THA.......PHIR BHI PAHLE SE THIK THA.....JYADATAR CRIMINALS KA ENCOUNTER KIYA JAA CHUKA THA......KAI SAARE BHAAG GAYE THE......OR ISS MAAR KAAT ME BAHUT SAARE POLICE WAALE BHI MAARE GAYE THE......
ABHI BHI PURE SHAHR MAI KARFUE LAGA HUA THA.....OR MILITARY TAINAAT THI......JIS SE HAALAT KUCH HAD TAK KAABU MAI AA GAYE THE...AAM LOG BHI KAAFI SANKHYA ME MAARE GAYE THE.....OR JO BACHE THE...WO AB BHI DARR KE SAAYE MAI JEE RAHE THE.....
BAHARHAAL US SHAHAR KE HAALAT DHIRE DHIRE KAABU MAI AA RAHE THE.....
IDHAR
***** HOTEL MUMBAI
Ye hotel Mumbai international airport k pass hee maujood tha.....airport se walking distance ki duri par.....Isi hotel ke ak room mai.....2 log baithe the.....
PAHLA SHAKS- YE AAPNE BILKUL BHI THIK NAHI KIYA.....AAP JAANTE BHI HAI KI ISME KITNE MAASUM OR BEGUNAAH LOGO KI JAAN GAYI HAI......AK PURA SHAHR TABAH HO GAYA.....KYA MILA AAPKO YE SAB KARKE....
jis par saamne wala shaks halka sa muskuraate hue....
KABHI KABHI KUCH CHIJE........SAHI OR GALAT KE TARAAZU MAI NAHI TOLI JAATI.....KUCH CHIJE BAS KAR DI JAATI HAI.....UNKA KOI REASON NAHI HOTA ......UNKA KOI LOGIC NAHI HOTA.....BAS USE KARNE K LIYE AAPKA DIMAAG KAHTA HAI.....OR AAP USE KAR DETE HAI......
YE SAB WAHI THA.....
saamne waale shaks ki baate pahle waale ki samajh mai to nahi aayi par wo itna samajh gaya tha kis saamne waale se is mudde par baat karna bekar hai....to uske muh se bas itna hee niklta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS - AAP BADAL GAYE HAI BHAAI.....
KYA TUNE NAHI BADLA..??...saamne wala kahta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS-ACHCHA CHHODIYE YE SAB....MUJHE BAS ITNA BATA DIJIYE KI AB MUJHE KYA KARNA HAI..??
WAHI JO AB TAK KIYA HAI....
kuch der ruk kar.....
VINI KAISI HAI..??....
ye baat puchte waqt uski aawaz mai ak narmi thi...,, ak dard chupaa hua tha.....jise saamne waala shaks bhi mehsus kar leta hai.....
PAHLA SHAKS- THIK HAI....PAHLE SE BEHATAR HAI................lekin........
Lekin..... aap ye nahi sun na chahte.....to wo suniye jo aap jaan na chahte hai.......
WO LAGBHAG BHOOL CHUKI HAI AAPKO.....
jis par saamne wala apne aankhe kuch der ke liye bnd karta hai....or apna sar jhuka leta hai........or uske chahre par gambheerta thi.....shayad wo puraani yaado me kho gaya tha......lekin kuch der baad wo apna face upar karta hai.....or akdam se apni aankhe kholta hai.....
Lekin ab uske chahre par kathorta thi....kisi nirjiv patthar ki jaisi kathorta....
Jise dekh aur saamne wala bhi saham jata hai.....phir wo bolta hai...
MERI FLIGHT KA TIME HO RAHA HAI....MAI NIKLTA HU.....or wo apna bag uthata hai.....
Jis par saamne wala aage badh kar uske gale lag jata hai...or
us se alag hokar wo jate jate bolta hai.....
UD
wo......HMMMM....
VINI KA KHAYAAL RAKHNA OR USE WO TABLETS DETE RAHNA.....BAAKI KA KAAM MAI SAMBHAL LUNGA.....
or wo bahar nikal jata hai....
AT
MUMBAI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
.....kuch der baad.....
wahi shaks jo abhi kuch der pahle UD ke saath hotel mai maujood tha......wo airport ke andar boarding ke liye jaa raha tha.....usi waqt.....uske paas se..... black coat pant pahne......aankho par black goggles lagaaye ......kareeb 10 log niklte hai.....wo saare log height me 6 feet se jyada the....or saare ke saare bodybuilder or professional athlete lag rahe the......
Wo airport ke bahar niklte hai....bahar unke liye 3 black Scorpio khadi thi.....jinme baith kar wo wanha se nikal jaate hai....
AB CHALTE HAI HAMAARE COLLEGE MAI.....
(kahaani ak bar phir se Harry ke anusaar)
Mai class mai baith kar puri tarah pakk chuka tha....or mujhe ab bahut jabardast gussa aa raha tha......pahle to phir bhi alka ki gaand dekh dekh kar mind fresh ho raha tha...lekin uske baad to saare lund hee andar aaye the.....
Wise dekha jaaye to jyada hairaani ki baat bhi nahi hai....kyoki ab banda regularly pure mahine college aayega or usme se bas 1 hee din class lega......wo bhi galati se to ye haal to hona hee hai.....
Upar se ye cheater........aaammm mera matlab teacher.......sabse jyada gussa to mujhe us gaandu principal par aa raha tha.....ab batao bahanchod kya jarurat padi thi kisi londe ko professor rakhne ki.......phir mai thahra wo tharki jise kitaab ki lakeer bhi choot ki lakeer dikhti hai........duniya me kya chooto ki kami pad gayi Hai.....bahanchod .....pakka ye bahanchod princi gay hoga.....
Hhhuuu tuchche log....
Ak bar to mera man kiya ki khada hokar pura gala phaad kar zor se chilla kar kahu.....
ABEEE BAHANCHODO CHHOD DO AB TOOOOO...
lekin bol nahi paya kyoki mere pass lund tha.....lekin lund ke saath saath dimaag bhi tha......or wo ye kah raha tha ki bete abhi koi bhi chutiya panti mt karna.......NIDHI class mai hee hai....pata nahi Kyo lekin aaj subah se hee uske saamne mujhe shareef ban ne ka man kar raha tha....
Khair jaise taise classes khatm hui or ham bahar nikle.....lekin mujhe kaha pata tha ki bahar ak or musibat mera intezar kar rahi thi....
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