Update 78
Sita - thik hai tumhe sach hi sunna hai na to suno ye mere pet me Jo bachcha hai vo mere or tiger ki pyar ki nisani hai or kuch sunna hai tumhe.
Samita - nhi bhabhi bs mujhe yhi sunna tha, aap dekhna chahti thi na ye tasvir kiski hai to dekhiye.
Sita : ye kya Matlab tum bhi
Samita : ha bhabhi Mai bhi tiger se pyar karti hu or dekha jaye to uska or mera dono ka ye pahla hi pyar tha or tiger hi mujhe her ek chij mujhe batata hai.
Sita - to bs mujhe ye bata de ki tiger kha hai .
Samita : bhabhi us se pahle aap Jo kuch or bhi janna jaruri hai.
Sita : Kya .
Samita - vo .. bhabhi bat ye hai ki is Ghar me hum dono alava or bhi hai Jo tiger se pyar karti hai .
Sita: is Ghar me hum dono ke alava to kavya or Kavita hi hai to khi in dono me se koi ek to nhi ,Kon hai vo batao mujhe ?
Samita : buabhi Kavita or kavya dono hi humare tiger se pyar karti hai .
Sita : Kya dono hi he bhagwan ye Kya ho rha hai.
Samita : ha bhabhi or abhi kuch din pahle hi Mai or tiger bistar pr the tab kavya or Kavita ne hume dekh liya or tiger ko bhala bura bol kr apne Ghar Jane ko bol diya.
Sita : Kya Matlab tiger ghar chala gya.
Or tiger ne Kavita or kavya ko pahle bataya tha ki nhi vo or bhi dusre ladkiyo se pyar krta hai.
Samita : bataya tha bhi fir bhi undono ne tiger se pyar kiya or bad me ye sab kr rhi hai.
Sita : thik hai fir aane do in dono se Mai hi bat karungi or mujhe apna sach batana bhi pade na to vo bhi bata dungi. Fir chahe Jo hoga dekhte hai.
Idhar mere ghar me .....
Hum sab ne has majak karte hue khana khaya fir Mai or suman dino mere room me aa gye or idhar maa or Chachiya apne Kam me lag gyi.
Suman : Bhai ye batao tum ne vha kitni girlfriend banai hai.
Mai : Didi sach baatau to meri to bahot sari girlfriend hai or aap apna bhi batao ki aapne kitne boyfriend banaye.
Suman : ab Mai kya batau Bhai Mai to suru se hi ladko see dur rhi hu or bad me Maine apni friend logo se suna ki ladke ladkiyo ka sirf istemal hi karte hai or fir kam ho jaye uske bad chhod dete hai koi pyar vayar nhi karta sab dikhava hi karte hai.
Mai : didi jab AAP ko kisi se sachcha pyar hoga na tab aap ki pata chalega ki kaisa lagta hai.
Didi mere aankho me dekhti hui
Suman : to tum hi bata do na ki kaisa lagta hai jab sachcha pyar hota hai tab.
Didi meri aankho me kho hi gyi pahle to Maine dhayan nhi diya pr jab mujhe pata chala ki meri aankho me dekhne se ya hota hai tab maine apni najar dusri taraf kr li.
Mera or jayda der tak yha rhna mujhe thik nhi lga to Mai bahana bana kr vha se nikalna hi behtar samjha.
Mai : didi Mai thoda bahar ghum kr aata hu.
Ye bol kr ghar se bahar nikal gya.
Idhar mere Jane ke bad didi apne man ne sochne lgi ki ye mujhe Kya ho gya tha Mai bhai ki aankho me dekh kr hi aisa lag rha tha jaise yhi mera pahla pyar hai , ohh good Mai bhi kya kya soch rhi hu.
Idhar Mai ghar se nikal to gya lekin sochne lga ki kaha jau tabhi maine socha ki kyo na apni bahano ke college jakar dekhu ki vo log kaise rahte hai, fir maine socha ki pahle kiske pass jau to decide kiya ki Mai pahle choti didi ke pas pahle jauga.
To Mai nikal gya udte hu college ki taraf Mai sunsan jagah dekh kr utra ye college ka hi area ha lekin idhar koi bhi nhi tha fir Mai aage badh hi rha tha ki mujhe kuch aawaje sunai di to mai usi disha ki or badh gya.
Vha pahuch kr Maine dekha ki koi ladki ped ke nich book lekar baithi padh rhi thi sayad to use 3-4ladke use chhed rhe the.
Ladki : please mujhe akele chhod do mujhe padhai krne do aap log jao yha se.
Ladka 1: chale jayega janeman ek bar hume khus kr do, ye padhai likhi me kya rakha hai tum bhi maje lo or hame bhi karne do .
Ladki : sayad tum log Meri bahan ke hath ka maar bhul gye ho, nhi to yha mujhe paresan nhi karte.
Ladka 2: ab tum ne aapni bahan ki yad dila hi di hai to hum badla lenge vo bhi tumhare sath maje lekar.
Ye bol un ladko ne us ladki ka muh band kr ke use le jane lage.
Ye sab Mai ped ki aad lekar chhup kr dekh rha tha
Vo log meri hi Taraf aa the the to Mai ped ke pichhe se bahar aaya, ye log mujhe na pahchan le is liye Maine apne chehre ko rumal se dhak liya.
Ladka 3: Kon hai be tu or idhar Kya kr rha hai agar tujhe bhi maje lene hai to hum logo ke bad tu bhi maje le lena.
Mai : Mai kabhi bhi kisi ke sath jabardasti nhi karta or na hi kisi ko karne deta hu.
Ladka 1: pahle is ladke ko thikane lagao fir is ladki ko dekhte hai.
Fir do ladke meri taraf badhne lage ye log student the isliye Mai inhe jayada nuksan nhi pahuchana chahta tha is liye jab vo dono mere pas aaye to Maine dono ko ek ek thappad lagaye vo dono vhi ghumte huye vhi behos ho kr gir gye, fir ek or ladka mere pas aaya to Mai touske nak me ek punch mara vo bechara bhi vhi dher ho gya.
Un ladko ko aise gira dekh kr Jo ladka us ladki ko pakda hua tha vo use chhod kr bhag gya.
Fir vo ladki mere pas aayi or mujhe thanks kaha.
Ladki : thanks Jo AAP ne mujhe un ladko se bachaya nhi to unlone ne aaj mujhe bhi ganda kr diya hota to Mai mar mar hi jati.
Mai : aap marne ki bat kyo kr rhi hai aap ko kuch nhi hota Mai nhi to koi or aa jata.
Ladki - AAP ne apna chehra kyo dhak rakha hai.
Mai : vo kya hai na ki agar ye log mujhe dekh lete to bad me fir se problem khadi kr dete is liye .
Ye bol kr maine apna chehre se rumal nikal diya.
Ladki : sayad Maine aapko kahi dekha hai .
Mai : mujhe bhi aisa hi lag rha hai ki Mai aapko janta hu , Chalo thik hai ab Mai chalta hu.
Mere jane ke bad ladki apne man me sochti hai
Ladki : kitna smart hai ye or takatvar bhi lagta hai 2 hi minute me 3 ladko ko dher kr diya, oh ho Maine to uska Nam bhi nhi pucha ab pata nhi kha milega .
Idhar Mai college ke canteen me aakar baith gya or mere piche ke table pr kuch ladke bat kr rhe the.
Ladka 1 : yar ye ladki apne aap ko kya samjhti hai .
Ladka 2: Lady don.
Ladka 1: chhup kr hamesa majak achchha nhi hota.
Ladka3 : lekin yar Kya koi bhi aisa mard nhi hai Jo is ladki ko hara de , koi bhi ladka use propose karne jaye to bolti hai mujhe hara do Mai tumhari gulam ban jaungi or isi chakkar me na Jane kitne hi ladke apni hath pair tudva chuke hai.
Ladka2 : Kya aisa koi ladka paida nhi hua hai Jo use hara de .
Mai : Mai ,Mai haraunga us ladki ko .
Ladka: tu kon hai is college ka to nhi lagta.
Ladka2 : kyo apni hath pair tudvana chahta hai bhai
Mai - Mai koi bhi rhu us se kya fark padta hai tum log bol the ki koi ladka paida nhi hua Jo us ladki ko hara sake to mail aa gya .
Ladka 3 : are bhai jab ye khud hi mout ke muh me jana chahta hai to Jane do na, thik hai bhai tum lado us se hme kya.
Mai : thik hai fir Chalo dikhao mujhe kon hai vo .
Fir un ladko ne dur se how ek ladki ki taraf isara Kiya to jab maine us ladki ka chehra dekha to ........
