The Xforum Scoop #7

[Genius]

Kantap interview

Paise na mile abhi us bill ke

 

[Assassin]

Roast by AP316 har baar ki tarah is baar bhi AP ka part pesh hai aap sabke entertainment ke liye

Spoiler: Abusers and Ban

Hi Guys And Welcome Back To The "Flop Roast"once again..


Toh kaise hain aaplog I know ache he honge.. So Guys mere ko kaafi logon ne pucha ki bhai iss Month mein SS mein Jo drama horaha hai uspar tumhaara kya stand hai, toh maine kahaa bhai kaisa Drama?? i have no idea main simple story likhne waala banda mujhe kya maalum Drama k baare mein, then mujhe bataaya gaya ki Jo Abusing chal rahi hai story threads par, jo gaaliyaan di jaarahi hain threads par, bhai sahaab WARZONE Banaa diya hai Story Section ko. Tab jaake maine check kiya khud se ki bc aisa toh nahi hona caahiye.. But sadly aisa he tha i dont know kyun but pichle kuch weeks mein Story Section mein toxicity bahot badh gayi hai uska ek reason ye bhi hai ki log khaali baithey hain karne ko kuch hai nahi toh yahaan aake Type karletey hain kyunki kar koi kuch shakta nahi typing or hilaane k alaawa.. Lekin iss bich woh noob log Ban Hammer naamak ek cheej ko bhool jaatey hain aisa hathoda jo humessa ghumta rehta hai Forum mein wait karta rehta hai inn jaise chutiyon kaa.. So Chalo 4 baatein inke uppar bhi hojaaein iske liye main gaya staff k pass ki mujhe list caahiye jo abusers ban yaa warn hue hain.. Milgayi mana thodi karenge mujhe..


So Sabse pehle dekhi maine ek story Normal Hindi Story thi woh kaafi theek chal rahi thi 100+ pages they toh iss bich writer ne kuch alag karne ki sochi or thoda bahot plot badal diya ab ye toh normal baat hai hum sab k liye lekin Chutiyon k liye ye bahot badi baad hai bhaisaab 4-5 bandey aise aaye gaaliyaan detey hue ki pucho Matt ye woh blah blah blah story ko chhodo writer ko Chhodo are writer k Maa Baap takk ko gaali de daali gajab main chownk gaya ki bhai sahaab aisa bhi hota hai maine ki report toh delete hui woh post lekin tabtak kaafi logon ne dekh bhi Lee thi writer ne bhi ab bhai writer bechaara hua mayush ki Kamaal hogaya main itane din se Inko entertain kar raha tha jinko ghanta farak nahi padta ye bus hilaane aatey hain yahaan par.. Bilkul sahi socha ussne aise he log hotey hain ab ussne ki story stop ki main na likhunga ab Bechaare baaki bache 90% readers fans gaye gajab hogaya bhenchod Humne toh kuch kiya bhi nahi. Woh 3-4 bandey gaali deke nikal liye unhe koi matlab nahi story mein kya tha kya nahi or most probably woh ek he bandey k alias they or unko dekh - dekh 2-4 or taiyaar hogaye ki pencho gaali bhi de shaktey hain yahaan fir toh hum bhi denge saala aise kaise maardiya Heroine ko,Aise kaise sex scene nahi daala, aise kaise Hero ki apni maa ki bua ki beti ki behen ki beti ki bua se Shaadi nahi karwaai, Aise kaise uska Lund keval 8 he inch kaa hai, aise kaise hero 2 ghantey ladki chod k thakk gaya ,Aise kaise hero ek sath 200 aadmiyon se nahi lad paaya etcetera...Ab woh bhi lage huggne munh se Fir writer ko paddi gaaliyaan bechaara likhna he bhool gaya I mean bechari bhi ho shakti hai so I don't know but still let's continue.. Or ab fir hui report or ab millne lage ban thok mein woh bhi mere dekhtey dekhtey pura thread khaali kardiya iski Maa kaa ghonsla clear ekdum.. Log hue ban unki fatti gand... Unhone yahan takk toh nahi socha tha gaaliyaan dene lage tab toh sab cool lag raha tha lekin ab kya karein abtoh comment bhi nahi kar shaktey Alias banaalein?? Haan alias banaaletey hain.. Ab ye aise Noob bandey hotey hain inke pass Dusari email id nahi hoti or banaani inhe aati nahi kyunki Pehle waali he bhenchod Cafe waale se banwaali thi humein lawda kuch naa aata.. Ye chutiye log ab shyaam ko apne papa k aane kaa wait kartey hain or jaise he inke papa aatey hain unka phone liya unki email id se Xforum par alias I'd banaai or hogaye suru.. Ab bole writer ko sorry ki bhai galati hogayi gusse mein nikal gayi gaaliyaan maaf kardo, story suru karlo story suru nahi karoge toh hum hilaaenge kaise din mein 11 baar hilaata tha aapki story k bina 9 baar he hilaaya hai awkward lag raha hai Saara sareer kaanp raha hai bhai please story continue kardo.. Ab writer Bechaare ko karni padti hai ki chalo jo hogaya so hogaya koi baat nahi ab likhdetey hain aakhir bandey apne he hain..


Woh Story Hojaati hai suru or sab hota hai Normal. Ab in chutiyon ko ek or chaska hota hai.. Inko jaise he ladki ki id dikhi message karenge "Hyy I Pandu From Utar Padresh friends karogi humaare se".. Aise he type kartey hain yelog dekhlena caahe introduction section mein jaake bahot mill jaaenge. Ab saamne ye bhi nahi dekhtey ladki he hai yaa ladka hai bhenchod bus jaise he reply aaya ye lagjaaenge ek sans. Ab saamne waale neinke " hi" kaa reply "hello" diya hai lekin inke liye maano nude video bhej diya shyaam takk toh issi "Hello" par hilaa lenge bhenchod reply dediya mereko uff aah uff aah.. Uske baad saamne baithey londey ko bhi kaatna hota hai inka baat cheet hojaati hai suru baat pohanch jaati hai sex chat takk tab toh ye baawle hoke ghumtey hain ghar mein chaaron taraf luli par hath rakhe..Din mein 11 baar se 21 baar hojaata hai seedha. Ab isme ye bina Jaane pehchaane recharge bhi karwaadetey hain saamne waale kaa 1 nahi 2 nahi 3 months kaa karwaaenge seedha woh bhi 1 yaa 1.5 nahi pura 2 GB per day waala waah re bhenchod iss ristey ko kya naam dun?? "Chutiyaapa" He Keh shaktey hain or word he nahi hai.. Ab gand pata hai kab marrti hai in chutiyon ki?? Main batata hun, Jab un saare messages k email alert inke baap k pass office mein jaarahe hotey hain or woh bechaara baar baar bathroom mein jaake unhe padh padh k hilaa raha hota hai kyunki khoon toh ek he haina... Fir woh ghar aata hai phone Maa leleti hai ek aadh alert dekhleti hai fir hota hai jhagda.. Toh itana sab likh kar main keval ye samjhaaana caah raha tha ki aise bhosdwaale he gharon mein aapsi jhagdon k 85% cases k jimedaar hotey hain.. Well researched facts hain ye.. Google karlo caahe..
The End..




So guys jokes apart i know readers attach hojaatey hain story par or jab kuch ulta pulta hota hai toh gussa aata hai lekin gussa aae tab ye dhyaan rakhna jab tumhaare pass koi nahi tha tab aapke hilaane kaa jugaad issi writer ne kiya tha.. Aisa chutiya koi nahi hota jo khud apni story ko kharaab karega writer jo bhi karta hai soch samjh k karta hai issliye thoda dhyaan rakho seedha gaaliyaan naa do wait karo agar story passand naa aae toh writer ko pm karo ki bhai ye passand nahi hai badal doge?? Agar writer maane toh theek warna agli story par pohancho kami thodi Hai stories ki.. Lekin ye gaali dene waala kya logic hua bhai writer bhi inshaan hai tumlog paise nahi derahe usko likhne k liye so jaisa writer likhna caahe usse waisa likhne do kyunki woh ache se jaanta hai ki kya cheej story k liye best rahegi.. Or Gaaliyaan deke milna kuch hai nahi ek ban miljaana hai or jyaada karoge toh" IP " ban fir kya karoge?? Fir Hilaatey rehna Airtle k "HI I am nisha call me on 43444 For a good time 10Rs-/minute waale messages padh padh k..




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Stay Inside Stay Safe.
Thanks..

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[Assassin]

Paise na mile abhi us bill ke

To me kya karu, job chhod du ?

 

[The Immortal]

Devraj007 Bhai Milan2010 Kalawathy

 

[The Immortal]

CREDITS

THE XFORUM SCOOP #7
BROUGHT TO YOU BY

Genius | PARADOX | AP 316 | Rooted

A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF XFORUM.​

great job Bhai logo

 

[Romeo 22]

good work team..

 

[Genius]

To me kya karu, job chhod du ?

 

[Milan2010]

to Milu bhai..
for giving us such a nice stories..

milan ji mahnat rang layi aap ki & thanku itni achi stories share krne ke liye

Milu bhai.
Good Job Staff

all winners

Congratulations to all the winners ???

millu bhai

Devraj007 Bhai Milan2010 Kalawathy

thank you so much everyone

 

[Aakash.]

Genius Thank You Bhaiya...
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[Ben Tennyson]

सभी को बहुत बहुत बधाई और शुभकामनाएं आप ऐसे ही फोरम को आगे बढाते रहें और हम सब का मनोरंजन बरकरार रहे... आगे के लिए शुभकामनाएं.. और हां Tik-Tok की मां का भरोसा टूट गया है