The Xforum Scoop #7
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The Interview
Hello guys Genius here to kaise hain aap sab( agar koi tiktoker hai to ye sunke dard to hua hoga thoda sa, nahi ?
) han to abhi lockdown chal raha hai isiliye pichhle edition me interview nahi chhapa tha kisi ka wo kya hai ki interview lene jao to bc police wale free wala tattoo bana dete hain jo i think kisi ko pasand nahi aata
lakin is baar aapke liye ham leke aaye hain sci-fi aur thriller ke famous writer ka interview ( tattoo ke liye mat bolna ek dam saaf suthra hun bach gaya mai)
Milan2010 bhai jinhone war of the worlds, strange world aur murder jaisi bejod kahaniyan hame di aur ab strange world part 2 hamare hindi ss me running hai. Kabhi kabhhi mai socha hun ki bc ye banda marvel walon ka writer to na hai
Han to kissa ye tha ki khadoos budhau Night Warrior ne meko is edition ke liye kisi ka interview lane ka kaha ( budhau bada khoonsat hai) maine bola ki mese na hoga police tattoo bana rahi main na ja raha to budhau ne bola ki free me bana rahi hai do char banwa lena cool lagega ab bc cool lagne ke liye laathi kaun khata hai bchad hai yrr lakin kuch to karna hi tha to maine Milan anna ko yaad kiya ke phone pe hi ek interview dedo ya apni taraf se kuch bhi likh ke mail kardo bc mai chhap dunga lakin Milan ganna ne bola nahi tu idhar hi aa mai teko kuch special dikhaunga aur tattoo ki chinta na kariyo mere pass jugaad hai uska
Bc han to kar diya maine kyon ki Milan bhai the line pe mana kar deta to pata na kaun se universe me phenk dete lawde lag sakte the in short lakin fat ab bhi rahi thi as aaj kal police dande me sanitizer laga ke gaand todti hai still mai wait karne laga ke Milan anna ke pass kya plan hai sham ko 4-4:30 ke aas paas Milan bhau car leke aaye ug me aur mai solid chaunka bc red zone me car leke ghoom rahe kahin dairy wagerah to na join karli
Lakin Milan bhai doodh ke dabbe leke nahi nikle ek dam suit buit pahan ke aur maine dekh ke gale milne ke liye aage badha waise hi meko rok ke kuch red colour ka chidka mere upar aur bole ye earth-51 ka sanitizer hai bc corona nahi chahiye meko fir ham gale mile aur maine Milan bhau se andar aake baithne ko bola lakin unhone mana kar diya bole tere ko kuch dikhana hai so mere saath hi chalna padega
Mai – lakin bhau ju car me kaise ghoom rahe ho tattoo na bana rahi kya police
Milan – aji lund mere tattoo banyegi tere bhai ka 250-300 earths me connection hai bc gaand faad denge tu aram se chal
Mai chal diya bc ki chalo dekhte hain kya scene hai to mai car me Milan bhai ke saath hio aage ki seat par baitha lagbhag aadha kilmeter ke baad Milan ganna bole
Milan: tune car ka no. dekha kya gazab hai bc
Mai- nahi to kaun sa VIP no. le liya hai ju ne
Milan – are is car ka no. MI007 OP hai
Mai – kyon fenk rahe ho anna aise no. poore india me nahi hote are india chhodo jahan tak meko pata hai aise no. kahin na hote
Milan- are is earth par na hote honge chhote admi ye earth 63 se laaya hun car me udhar ka VIP no. hai bc
Mai- waah bc gand tudwa doge aap udhar chalta hoga idhar police bina gine maaregi
Milan- aise kaise bc bas apan udhar hi chalke baat karenge
Mai – udhar se tumhara mtlb mayur vihar wale flat se hai na
Milan – na beta earth 63 ki central city wale flat se hai
Ab solid fati apni ki bc ye to gazab bakchodi hai aur apan laga chillane ke – help helppp ye admi mujhe kidnap kar raha hai
Do char bande car ki taraf daudne lage to Milan ne khidki ka kaanch neeche karke chilla ke kaha – aa jao behen ke laudon mujhe corona hai
Aur iske baad wo log meko 10-12 gaali deke wapas laut gaye fattu bc aur Milan ganna hansne lage
Me- are maine kabhi plane ka safar na kiya aur tum bc dimension travel kara rahe ho agar mai heart attack se mar gaya to XF wale mere fans ko kya jawab doge
Milan – lawde fans hain tere ulta log tamatar maar ke jaate wo alag fir agar kuch hua to kisi doosri earth se tera doosra version idhar fenk jaaunga bas
Mtlb bc had hai interview lene aaya tha ki .............. khair jaane do apan aankh band karke chup chaap baith gaya thodi der baad Milan ne meko uthaya
Milan- aa gaye bhai aaj
Mai- lawda aa gaye abhi maine latest part padha hai bc jab dimension travel karte to dhamaka hota hai
Milan- wo purana ho gaya be chup chap aaja
Apan log andar aaye to udhar 5-6 milan baith ke baaten kar rahe the apan ki solid fati bc ye kya hai bas behosh hone wala tha ke Milan anna ne pakad liya baad me pata chala ki idhar reunion chal rahi hai aur dimag ko centre me laake ham doosre room me aake baithe aur shuru hua sawalon ka silsila aur isi ke sath maine tadakta bhadkata pahla sawal poocha
Mai – to aap itne famous writer hain to kya aapko laga tha ke mere sath interview ka mauka milega i mean aap kaisa feel kar rahe ho
Milan- bada writer hu ya nahi yeh toh nahi pata, lekin maine kabhi sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki kabhi koi mera intervie lega, interview dekar kaafi acha laga aur I am reallly happy ki mai bhi iss baar XF ki best magazin ka hissa ban paaya (bsdk kuch ulta seedha chhapa to dinosaur wale dimension me fenk dunga isko)
Mai- to sabse pahle to aap apne fans ko wish karo
Milan - Well mere liye fans jesa koi nahi hai, sab mere dost hai
Mai apne sabhi dosto ko shukhriya kehna chahta hu jinhone muje hamesa support kiya hai
to everyone
Mai – sound pretty, to apni virtual forums ki journey ke baare me kuch bataiye
Milan - 2013 tera ki baat hai, exactly toh yaad nahi hai par ese hi ghum raha tha aur ghumte ghumte muje harshit bhai ki tmkoc mil gayi, 1-2 updates padhe aur meri najar haunted par gayi...aur jab use padhna shuru kiya toh bas khud ko exbii par register karne se rok nahi paaya..Fir kya register kiya aur jud gaya exbii se
Exbii se xossip tak aur xossip se ab xforum tak, virtual life ka virtual ghar ban gaya hai..jaha mere kahi ache dost hai
Mai- aap xb par kaafi time rahe to xp ke close hone par kaisa laga tha
Milan - Xp mere liye ghar jesa tha, bahut se ache dost mile the..aur xp ke close hone par muje kaafi dukh hua tha..jab xp ke close hone ki khabar mili toh laga ab shayad purane dosto se milna naa ho payega, lekin fir muje jald hi pata chal gaya ki XP ko jinda kiya jaa raha hai ek naye naam se, xforum ke taur pr hume hamara naya ghar mil gaya aur fir ek baar saare dost vaapas mil gaye
Me- you are a member of virtual forums for a long time share memories of old time well known as "mujre wale din"
Milan - Mujre vale din..yaad mat dilao bhai....hasi aajatai hai
Bahut se mujre dekhe hai lekin kabhi hissa nahi bana..toh jyada toh kuch nahi keh paunga
Me- fir bhi koi khatti meethi yaad
Milan - Ha ek chota sa to hai kuch mujra to nahi hua tha us time but yeh jarur kahunga ki ek baar ek hadsa hua tha mere saath actually mere saath nahi meri frnd ke saath. Ab hua yeh tha ki hum dono ache dost the toh voh meri id kabhi kabhi usr kar kiya karti thi jisse kuch log yeh kehne lagi ki mai do id use kar raha hu..uspar kaafi vivad hua tha
Ab baat nikli hai toh ek aur baat....muje virtual life se kuch aise dost mile hai jo real life se bhi behtar hai....muje virtual forum se jude hue 7 saal ho gaye hai lekin mai aaj bhi apne sabse pehle dosto ke contact me hu aur voh sab mere ache dost hai
Me - jaise ki, share some names with us
Milan - Harshit bhai urf chachu, vivjo urf virus, samrocker, AP, khushi, vishu, kirti, litu, ravi bhai, nikunj bhai(time machine vale) (jyada tareef ho gai nalayakon tum mese ab koi agar story thread pe absent hua to dekh lena )
Lekin sirf yeh hi nahi...mai har kisika toh naam toh nahi bata sakta lekin jissi bhi meri ek baar bhi baat hui hai voh bhi mere liye dost hi hai
Me - dost to kaafi banaye ju ne kabhi koi panga wanga kiya hai kya
Milan - Ha hua haina 2 baar, ek toh xp me hua tha aur dusra xf me
Me – share karo fir sabke sath
Milan - Pehla kissa jo maine upar bataya uss waqt meri dost ko bahut gaaliya di gayi thi toh panga hua tha
Aur dusra exbii..xp..xf ke ek famous sadasye hai usse hui thi..naam nahi bataunga varna mera bann pakka
Toh jab maine apne dosto ke kehne par sw ko repost karna start kiya toh ywh mahashay pata nahi uchalte hue aakar yeh kehne lage ki maine apni story khud se naa likhi hai balki kisi aur writer ki story ko apni story batakar copy paste kar raha hu bina original writer ko credit diye hue
Fir kya ho gayi behas, lekin famous hai toh matlab kuch bhi bolenge..voh banda manne ko taiyaar naa hua aur jab maine ss diye uske post ke toh aone famous hone ke karan admins se kehkar sare post delete karwaye aur ek dhamki dete hue nikle ki ab mai kabhi iss story par naa aunga
Are bhai mere ko ese logo ki jarurat naa hai jo famous hone ke liye kisi bhi thread par jaakar mujra shuru karde..tab muje admin ne bataya ki bhai kaahe iske samne bhid raha ho yeh toh iska haroj ka mujra hai
Me - good ye to farji copyright wale hain
Milan - Shaayad pata chal hi gaya hoga aapko mai kiski baat kar raha tha
Me – mai bhi naam nahi loonaga warna panauti lag jaayegi bc
Me – to idhar bhi to aaye din pange hote rahte idhar kisi pange me kyon na dikhai dete ju
Milan - bhai asal jindagi me lafde kam hai jo yaha bhi vahi kare, hum sab yaha isliye aate taaki humne apne din ki pareshaniyo se chute aur dosto ke milkar enjoy kare
dusra yeh reason bhi hai ki muje pehle ke jitna time bhi nahi mil paa raha hai, job chalu hone ke baad mai bahu kam hi yanha par aa sakta hu toh isliye pange se hamesa dur hi rehta hu
Me – cool, XF par kaise aana hua
Milan - Yeh khufiyaa jaankari hai, pr apni bhi kaafi pehchan hai toh xf shuru hone se phele hi muje pata chal gaya tha aur maine register kar diya tha
Me – (budhau ne hi bataya hoga for sure
Milan- Well dono hi apne apne jagah sahi hai..lekin muje xf par jyada apna pan lagta hai because yanha par admin staff muje jyada supportive laga..and xforum ek behtrin roop se bahaaar aaya hai and i wish ke xforum ese hi aage badhta rahe
Me – XF ke betterment ke liye koi suggestion
Milan - bas ese hi admins ki team kaam karte rahe toh xf apne aap ek bada forum ke roop me aajayega..baaki meri najar mai xforum shuruwat se hi best raha hai
Me – to ab story section ki taraf chalet hain , as a reader aapka pasandida writer kaun raha hai ab tak
Milan - Bahut se behtrin writer hai jinki stories exbii xossip aur xforum me maujud hai, lekin mai har kisiki story nahi padh paaya..lekin jinki bhi story padhi hai voh saare hi meri najar me behtrin writer hai, Mai sabka naam toh nahi le sakta..lekin mai yeh jarur batana chahunga ki voh konse writers hai
1. The great Horror King Harshit bhai..chachu ki koi bhi story padh lo...dimag toh ghuma hi dete hai aur saath me rongte khade kar dete hai
Fir chahe voh story horror ho ya naa ho..lekin inki kahani se jud jaate hai
2. SGP sir mahaan gyaani sir ke baare me jitna bolu utna kaam hai, shivam series maine padhi hai..aur unki master piece 8th sem aur atmakami abhi tak naa padh paaya...lekin ise bhi jald hi padhunga
3. Niks bhai virtual forum me shayad hi kisine pehli baar time machine par story likhi hogi
4. Nainster inki story pyaar ghum yaa khushi..jise padhkar aap khud ko rone se naa rok sakte
5. Agni das inn mahashay ki kahani me jadu aur superpowers ka bharmaar hai
6. Sahil.ajnabi zeeshan aur rehan story ne dil jeet liya
Me – cool list hai poori idhar to
Milan - hahaha idea toh kahi se bhi aa sakta hai, sach kahu toh har story ka idea hamare irid girid me hi maujud rehta hai
aaj ki reality, haamre saath ghatit ho rahi ghatna se hi muje hamesa se idea mile hai aur usi idea se maine story ko likha hai
Me – (sach me kya, bc aas paas hi rahte hain ideas to meko kyon nahi dikhte mai sach bata raha hun ye bik hai hai gormint : sigh2: )
aaj kal jab story section par sex ki bharmaar hai aapne hamesha ek alag prefix chuna kuch kahna chahenge is bare me
Milan - Yeh toh sahi kaha, upar se aajkal toh trend bhi chal raha hai...zinda rehna hai toh logo se dur rahiye
Maine socha ki sex story aur insect stories toh har koi likh raha hai...mai kuch aisa likhta hu jo sabse alag ho, kuch aisa jise padhkar bhi maja aaye aur ek message bhi mile..bas yahi sochkar maine apne har story ke liye ek alag hi prefix chuna hai
Me - kabhi socha hai doosre prefix me likhne ke baare me
Milan - Kaahe majak karte ho, yaha thrill likhne me haalat kharab ho jaati hai...lekin sach kahu toh kabhi iss baare me socha nahi hai
Kyunki mera manna hai ki story chahe koi bhi prefix ki kyu na ho..lekin achi story vahi hoti hai jo reader ko uske saath baandh ke rakhe
Me – sahi kaha , waise aajkal ss me incest ka craze hai kabhi is ke baare me kya kahna chahoge ju
Milan - Personally i hate incest but kya kare logo ki mentality aisi ho gayi hai
Isi mentality ki vajah se kaafi ache writers bhi apni story me incest rakh rahe hai..yeh sochkar ki isi se story ko readers milenge
Har kisi ki mentality ek jesi nahi hoti..lekin yeh jarur kehna chahunga ki incest ke bahar bhi ek duniya hai
Me – ohk, to majedaar interview raha ye complete ho gaya ab bas ek good bye ms gaur dedo
Milan - good bye..vese jaaana toh har kisiko hai..lekin yeh kahunga jab tak jinda hai phir milenge
Me – haaash ! complete hua finally bc budhau sach me bahut kaam karata hai yrr agar do char abusers ko ban karke charge na karun khud ko to kaise chalegi ye duniya
Milan -
Me – ye apni earth na hai ju batao kya kya available hai
Milan – AI’s se pooch lo, are tum log batao bhai kya kya available hai
(AI’s = omega, hardy and zarvis )
Omega- ye hardy tu bata ye tera kaam hai
Hardy – aji lund mera bsdk official interview tha tera kaam hai tu dekh bsdk
Omega- bsdk gaali mat dena lodu apan star hai aisa code fenk ke maarunga bsdk salon tak hang hota rahega
Hardy – bsdk agar dobara ye lund dialog maara to mithai ki dukan pe leke jaaunga 200 me bik jayega
Meanwhile zarvis – lado mat lawdon i have the solution
Aur sudden sofa ke peeche se ek eye ball type ki uthi aur usme se nikal ek roshni takerai ankhon se bc aankhen band karni padi aur khuli to kisi ghar me paaya khud ko apan samjh gaya ke wapas apni waali earth pe aa gaye hain to khushi khushi baahar aaye aur khusi double ho gai bc kamre me ek shandaar laundiya kapde pahan rahi thi matlab ek dam kantap maal katai apan to full on hard ho gaye aur tabhi ek sath saari khushiyon ke lawde lag gaye usne dekha mere ko aur kaan faad awaz me chillai aur ek dam room ka darwaja khol ke koi andar aaya
Are bhencho ye to kaalu pahalwan hai lawda bahut tagdi body thi bc uski saale ko pata na kya hua bahut maara meko kasam se dauda dauda ke maara kapde faad faad ke maara aur behenchod bahut se tattoo bvana diye free me
Abhi just ye story type karne se pahle apan ne dawa ka kapdon ka aur daaru ka bill Milan anna ko mail kiya hai unhi ke AI ke wajah se kaand hua lawda dobara mila to programme hi currupt kar dung bc ab baad me milenge bc sikai karni hai thobda 32 jagah se suja diya chaadarmod ne iski biwi ka to kisi din bdsm karunga bsdka ....................................
अच्छा इंटरव्यू था ... साथ में हास्यपूर्ण ढंग से लिखने कि कोशिश भी काफी सराहनीय है ... किसने लिखा है बे इतना... पढ़कर मज़ा आ गया...
खैर एक बात जो पढ़ने कि सिलसिले को थोड़ा धीमा कर देती है वो है एक ही पार्ट पर बार बार जोक्स बनना ... जैसे कि पुलिस और टट्टे की चर्चा... और हर बात पर बीसी...
एक ही चीज अगर बार बार दोहराई जाए तो मज़ा थोड़ा खराब हो जाता है... बाकी आप का काम सराहनीय है मेरे ओर से 10 में से 7 ?
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Tattoo ke baat kar raha tha bhai tatte ki nahi
कहां से कर लेते हो इतनी मेहनत... काम से 3-4 घंटे सोचने 2-3 घंटे टाइपिंग.. 2 घंटे पोस्ट में एडिशन डेलेशन... 1 घंटे एडिटिंग... 1 घंटा फाइनल करने में.. यानी कि कहा जाए तो कुल मेहनत 9 घंटे की
Typos...
ये ऑटॉकरेक्शन का नतीजा है
.. मैं भी अभी ही देख रहा हूं ... हां वही टैटू की ही चर्चा के बारे में का रहा था मैं भी..
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Well itna bhi nahi lagta bhai milan bhau ne whatsapp par fata fat answer de diye the mai writers ke interview ka plot unke likhne ke tareeke se leta hun jaisa harshit bhai ka horror likha tha to ye sci fiकहां से कर लेते हो इतनी मेहनत... काम से 3-4 घंटे सोचने 2-3 घंटे टाइपिंग.. 2 घंटे पोस्ट में एडिशन डेलेशन... 1 घंटे एडिटिंग... 1 घंटा फाइनल करने में.. यानी कि कहा जाए तो कुल मेहनत 9 घंटे की
Typos...
Han typing ka laga gaya 30-40 minute aur check maine post se pahle kiya bas ek bar
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