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The XForum Scoop - #8

Guffy

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DIL-LAGI" by AP 316
Genere - Romance

"Abe Woh dekh be Adi kya solid maal hai"


,main apne side mein khade Adi se bolla Jo Apni tie theek karne mein vyasht tha....




Lekin usne koi reply naa diya , actually ek ladki lagaataar mujhe ghurre jaa rahi thi I mean line de rahi thi...




Isliye maine ek lambi sans li or uss red suit wali ladki ki taraf chal padda waise toh ladki pataana mere baaein hath ki choti ungalli kaa kaam hai but Indian ladkiyon se main durr hi rehta hun indian girls are boringggg That's why I love Australia or abhi main kal hi yahaan Apni cousin Sania ki shadi k liye Australia se aaya tha or aaj uski sagaai thi.....




Uss ladki mein koi baat toh thi jiss wajah se main itana over exited ho raha tha waise sach kahun toh woh thi he itani cute gora rang harri-2 goll aankhein bilkul slim trim ekdum parri jaisi koi toh attraction tha usme jo mujhe khinch raha tha uski taraf or isliye toh main naa chahte hue bhi uske samne jaakar khadda hogaya .....




Main-hii excuse me .....




Ispar uska dhyan achaanak se tutta maano woh nind se jaaggi ho or woh hadbadaa k boli....




Ladki-hello...




Uski awaaj usase bhi kahin cute thi ekdum koyal jaisi, Koyal he hoti hai na be woh cute awaaj waali??...yep...




Main-can I sit here for a few minutes.....




ladki-yeah, Sure be my guest ....




mujhe samajh nahi aa rha tha ki main kaise baat suru karun or shayad ye usne samajh liya or woh khud bolli.....




Ladki-do you know me???




Main-i should ask this qsn to u???




Ye sunke woh thoda soch mein pad gayi or fir bolli....




Ladki-i don't remember your voice are you Akshat ????




Main-no I am Abeer nice to meet u....




Woh abhi-bhi mujhe ghurte hue mujhse baat kar rahi thi jis wajah se main thoda awkward feel kar raha tha....




Ladki-ohh! Toh aap Sania k cousin hain Australia walle....hii myself Naazia and very nice to meet u....




Main-ji sahi pahchana,shayad aapne meri photos dekhi hongi Sania k pass....




Ye sunkar usne ek gehri sans li or ek juthi muskaan apne chehre par laate hue boli...




Naazia-are nahi meri aisi kismat kahaan Jo main photos dekhun.....




Main-sorry, main samjha nahi???




Naazia-Actually I am BLIND.....




Ye sunke mujhe jhatka laga...Uski baat par yakeen karna mere liye muskil ho rha tha.....Dil maano baith sa gaya ho pehli baar kissi ladki ki baat par itna serious hua tha main... achanak se mere Dil mein uske liye dherr saari sympathy paida ho gayi thi jabki main usko theek se jaanta bhi nahi tha...




Naazia-It's ok Abeer ji apko mere liye sad feel karne ki jarurat nahi hai...




main usase bahot kuch kehna chahta tha par bol kuch nhi pa rha tha ....




Main-ye sab kaise hua????




Maine apna pura dum laga diya lekin aur bus itana he boll paaya....




Nazia-actually kuch saal pehle ek accident mein Maine apni dono aankhein kho di thi.....




Main-ohhh!




Tabhi wahaan announcement hui ki Engagement suru hone wali hai toh Nazia ne mujhse badi he politly pucha...


Nazia-kya aap mujhe wahaan tak le chalenge????




Main-yeah sure why not aaiye......




Yeh sunke usne apna hath aage badhaayaa jisse Maine turant thaam liya , mere liye maano waqt wahin rukk gaya ek pyarra saa ehsash mujhe hua.....Ufff..




"Your Hand Fits in Mine Like ,,


Its just made for me..''




Nazia-kuch kahaa aapne???




Main-ji k.k.uch nahi chaliye-2...




Hum wahaan pohanche jahaan Engagement honi thi.. wahaan humaara pura pariwaar mojud tha ..Sania ne mujhe awaaj di.....




Sania-bhaii aap kahaan ho tabse main dhund rhi thi.....




Main-are yahin tha yaar ab aa gya naa....




Engagement ceremony suru hui ......




Nazia-kaash main ye sab dekh paati meri cutipie Babydoll ko Apni life ka sabse important lamha jeete huye.....




Main-actually tum Dekh sakti ho ......




Ye sunkar usne mujhe ghurrkar dekha I mean dekha nahi bus ghurra ,,Dekhegi kaise lawde Andhi.. Ussne mujhe ghurra maano puch rahi ho how??




Main-main live commentary de shakta hun....




Nazia-matlab???




Main-matlab main cricket type ball by ball , sorry step by step commentary de shakta hun....




Ye sunke uske cehre par halki si muskaan fail gayi or uska woh khilla hua chehra dekhkar mujhe laga bus ab sabkuch dekhliya life mein abtoh bus bhagwaan aaram se 60-70 saal baad uthaale.....




Main-"your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life....."




Maine keh toh diya par baad mein mujhe realise hua ki what the hell i just said, ye sunke usne mujhe waapis ghurra tab mujhe woh video walli situation yaad aagayi jab kissi Indian ladki ne uske sath flirt karne walle ladke ko ek raipta rakh diya tha..




Lekin hua iska ultaah usne mujhse fir se ek smile di or badi he cute si tone mein thankyou bolla jiske baad mujhe sans aayaa ...




Point to be noted harr Indian Ladki flirt par thappad nahi maarti or Jo maarti hai woh ladki nahi hai , no I mean woh ladki nahi hai mahaapurush hain ,I mean mahaladki hai..


Sorry yaar movie mein dekha tha toh chipka diya ....." Main khud se he baatein karte hue bolla..




Main-Sania k hath mein ek ring hai ABhi k hath mein bhi ek ring hai par sania walli mehangi hai kyunki dono Maine he khareedi thi sania walli 4999999 ki hai nahi 50lakh ki he hai puri kyunki unhone mujhe baaki kaa 1rs waapis nahi diya tha jabki Maine unse saaf-2 maang liya tha par unhone nahi diya tha kanjuss kahin k itani badi jwellery showroom or 1rs ke liye marte hain ....




Main pata nahi kya -2 boll raha tha , par Jo bhi tha meri baaton se woh kaafi enjoy kar rahi thi Hans-2 ke.....




Nazia-Abeer you are so funny....




Maine commentary continue ki or jab woh point aayaa ek dusre ko ring pehnaane walla us waqt mujhse jyada exitment Nazia ko tha usne mera hath kaskar pakad liya maano last ball par 6 runs caahiye ho ,,, opps again bad dialouge sorry IpL fever :vhappy:....




Maine jaanbuj kar thoda pause liya uss situation par taaki woh mera hath aise he thaame rahe main chahta tha k ye time yahin rukk jaae ,meri story waala AP hota toh roukleta time:D.. or fir jab logon ne taaliyaan bajaai ring pehnaane k baad tab Maine usko bataaya .....






Main-or ye rings exchange hui and engagement completed....




Iske baad usne taliyaan bajaani suru ki or maje ki baat ye thi ki woh akeli he taaliyaan Baja rahi thi baaki sab bajaake bandh bhi kar chuke they jiske baad sab logon ne usko ghurra toh Maine bhi uske sath taaliyaan bajaani suru kardi.....




Main-perfect ,claps again friends for this very cute couple....:D




Ceremony khatam hui sablog khaana khaane baithe main or Nazia abhi bhi sath they Maine usko ek chair par baithaayaa.....




Main-toh mam kya Lena passand karengi aap???




Usne muskuraate hue mujhe apni passand kaa kuch laane ko kahaa....or main order laane challa gaya,abe ek minute waiter nahi hun be Jo order lene jaaunga ,I mean khaana laane chala gaya or jab main waapis aaya toh dekha ki Nazia wahaan nahi thi meri toh sans he atak gayi Maine turant charo taraf najar ghumayi par woh mujhe kahin nahi dikhi mera dill jor-2 se dhakk-2 karne laga Main usse har taraf dhundane laga or at last mujhe woh Sania k sath ek dusari table par baithi dikhi usse dekh k mujhe sans aaya woh 2 minutes meri life k sabse ghatiya 2minutes they in 2 minutes mein mere samne Nazia k sath bitaaye saare pall ghum gaye they...




"You know you love Someone when A mere thought of losing them brings you to tears..."




Aaj iss baat kaa ehsaash hua tha mujhe warna main isko humesa ek bakwaas quote he samajhta humessa or iske Writer ko gaaliyaan deta , ek second k liye toh meri saari khusiyan cheen gayi thi ,main full speed se bhaag ke Sania k pass gaya or usko ek halka sa thappad maara.....




Main-paagal bata k le aati Unko ,main wahaan par....




Lekin main bolte-2 rukk gaya kyunki main kabool karne walla tha ki I care for her....




Sania-wahaan kya bhai???




Main- wahaan Khaana liye khadda tha....




Main Nazia k bagal mein baitha ......




Uske baad hum log kaafi derr tak baatein karte rahe sorry correction hai baatein woh log kar rahe they main bus Nazia ko jee bharke dekhlena caahta thaa maano aajke baad mujhe woh kabhi dekhne ko naa millegi main itana utaawla ho raha tha ki maano abhi uska hath pakdun or sabke samne usko bolun "Nazia i love u , I am amazed when I look at u ,not just because of your looks but because of the fact that everything I have ever wanted in my life is right in front of me" You complete me ....




Pata nahi kyun lekin thode he time mein mujhe usase ek attachment saa hogaya tha maano main usko saalon se jaanta hun....




Khusi ki baat ye thi ki woh ab shaadi tak yahin rehne walli thi or abtak hum dono kuch hadd tak dost bhi ban chuke they woh mere sath thoda frank hogayi thi ...




uske baad party khatam hui toh main ADi k pass aaya Jo abhi kapde change kar raha tha main usase koi baat naa chupaata so ye bhi naa chupaai Maine usko puri baat bataai or uska jawaab tha WHAT????




Main-haan be I am in love......




Adi- tujhe pyaar ho he nahi sakta I mean tu Salle kabhi Romantic movies tak naa dekhta tujhe pyaar :nana:impossible ,woh motu-patlu walla Inspector bolta haina jiska ajeeb SAA naam hai "" Yumpossiblee""....




Main-abe sach me be I feel something mera dill jor-2 se dhadakk raha hai ......




Adi-let's consult a doctor for that.....




Main-abe sach me I feel something in my heart with a sweet pain.....




Adi-Heart attack symptoms maybe..


Main-i love her....i feel incomplete and she completes me....




Adi-ghanta ab kya tujhe 3 hath lagwaaun tab complete hoga be or woh kya daaru hai Jo tujhe complete karegi...achaa khassa hero launda hai tu kaaeku villain banane challa hai be....




Main- i dont understant why people hates villains beta humesa remember "The villains were always ugly in books and movies. Necessarily so, it seemed. Because if they were attractive—if their looks matched their charm and their cunning—they wouldn't only be dangerous,They would be irresistible.""""




Adi-bhains ki punch ye kya tha be Salle CNP....




Main- sorry woh flow-2 mein nikal gaya......




Adi--Teri maa kaa sodium BC....




Main-teri Maya tu he jaane...




Adi-kon Maya be apun kissi Maya ko na jaanta Teri kasam bhai.....




Main-sale ye dialogue hai be....




Adi-bhai meri baat sun ye pyaar wyaar tere type kaa system naa hai be tu flirt karta hua he achaa lagta hai.....




Main-yaar ab toh uske bina ek ek pall bitaanaa mushqil ho raha hai bus ye mahsus ho rha ki vo mere sath hi rahe I think love at first sight .....




Adi-that is called vaasnaa jaakar bathroom mein hilla k aa achaa lagega.....




Maine badi he mushqill se Adi ko samjhaya emotional blackmail you know:D....




Adi- abe tu kahe toh usko abhi k abhi babhi bolldun......




Main- naa be bus yahin tak theek hai.....




Humaari debate khatam hui Maine Adi ko harra diya beshak kutiyaapaa karke he sahi par harra diya so proved again love is above everything...




Uske baad humlog so gaye I mean woh so gaya apun nhi soya mujhe nind nahi aai ek ajeeb saa ehsaash mujhe saari raat hota raha jis karan main soya nahi , agar Adi ko main ye bollun toh mujhe saari uncensored galliyan de daalega par real mein aisa nahi hai main sachmein puri raat nahi soya or raat -2 mein Maine kareeb 30 yaa 40 cigarettes pee daali , or subah-2 Adi utha or uthate he bolla....




Adi-bc bawaasiir hua hai kya Jo aise baitha hai .....




Main-nahi be loveaasiir hua hai ......




Adi-dekh bahi tujhe pyaar hua hai achi baat hai good for u par iska matlab ye nahi ki tu kuch bhi kuch bhi bollega I mean seriously salla Loveaasiir ye kya hota hai be salla....




Main-I love her...




Adi-abe love ko maar goli ye bata salle ye saari cigarettes tune pee hai naa....




Main-haan.....




Adi-paglait insaan ye kya baat hui be.....




Main-yar mujhe dhueyin mein bhi uska chehra dikh raha tha.....




Adi-abe filmy Kide kya bakk kya raha hai tu Abe soch kar boll Salle aisa bhi kabhi hota hai kya......


Main-I will love to be I a movie with her...


Adi-filmon ki baat toh tu kar he matt Salle parson tere kehne par Shawshank Redemption dekhi bakwass nikali.....




Ye sunte he maine usse ghurra ghurra kya bhenchod aankhon - 2 mein gand maardi maine uski..




Main-Dekh bhosdk tu gandu ban gay ban, roof se kuddd babhi ko babhi naa bol I don't give a fuck lekin agar baat Shawshank takk pohanchi toh goliyaan chal jaaengi..




Adi-sorry shaktimaan majaak kar raha tha gand Fadu movie hai....Number 1 of all times..




Main-aise majaak naa kiya kar abhi laat maarta main tere munh par






Adi:- jaa ab cigarette leke aa .....




Main-bc itani subah-2 kon tera baap cigarette dega mujhe abhi toh dudh walla bhi naa uthaa hoga....




Lekin Adi ne meri ek naa suni or mujhe cigarette lene bhej diya or jaise he main lawn se gujraa toh meri aankhein turant ek jagah par jaa rukki samne garden mein Nazia kuch ajeeb -2 harkatein kar rahi thi toh main sidha bhaagke uske pass gaya....




Main-hii gud mrng....




Nazia-hii Abeer gud mrng.....




Main-meri awaaj yaad hai nice......




Nazia-main kabhi awaajein nahi bhullti or tumhaari toh bhull bhi nahi shakti after all we are best frnds....




Ye sunke mujhe atyant khusi hui....




Main- waise sab theek toh hai na ye ajeeb -2 harkatein kya kar rhi ho...




Nazia-its called yoga....




Main- aaila yoga mein ye sab bhi hota hai mujhe laga bus wahi hota hai woh kya bolte hain usko jisme kutte ki tarah sans lete hain....




Nazia-what...




Main -leave it ye bataao aaj kuch badli-2 si lag rahi ho kya hua.....




Nazia-you noticed actually pata nahi kal se kuch ajeeb saa feel horaha hai.....




Ye sunn main bhayankar chownka omg same 2 same iska matlab ye bhi mujhe pyaar karti hai :vhappy:....




Main- mujhe bhi kuch aisa he feel ho raha hai..




Nazia-really ...




Main-haan...




Nazia-mujhe laga he tha khaane mein he kuch gadbadd hogi warna aise pait thodi dard hota.....




Bc solid klpd mujhe laga ye dusre walle ajeeb feel ki baat kar rahi hai...




Aise he humaari sweet conversation chaalu rahi or agle 3 din mein hum dono bahot jyadda close aagaye I mean as friends woh mujhse puri tarah frank ho chuki thi or ghanton mujhse baatein karti woh mujhse apni jyaadaatar baatein share karti thi Nazia bahot jyada bolti thi or main ,main toh buss usse dekhta rehta tha, main pyaar k baare mein kuch din pehle tak kuch naa jaanta tha , nothing lekin ab main love topic par Oxford university Mein speech de shakta tha....




shaadi sahi tarah se nipat chuki thi or is bich main usko live commentary deta raha lekin kal subah Nazia jaane walli thi or mere pass bus usko propose karne k liye ek he raat thi isliye main raat 12 bajkar 21 minute par uske room mein gaya or Maine jaakar door knock kiya kaafi der tak or is bich mera dil itana jor se dhadak rah tha ki train piche chutt jaae main bahot kuch ratta maarke aaya tha sabkuch bolne wala tha main lekin gate khula or Nazia ko dekhte he mera sarra dimagi shantulan hil gaya....




Nazia-abeer tum ho....




Main-h.h.haannn....




Nazia-kya hua.....




Main-w.w.w.w.oh .....kuch nahi so jaao tum sorry.....




Abe kya kar raha hai achaa khassa moka hath se chala jaaega ,laanat hai Teri jindagi par BC itane din se bol naa paya beta aaj naa bola toh life khatam fir Woh shahrukh Khan banke rahiyo saari jindagi woh devdas movie walla .....




Nazia gate bandh karne he walli thi ki Maine jhatke se uska hath thamma, pata nahi itani himmat Kahaan se aai mujh mein lekin aai ye achi baat thi ,or main tapaak se bolla....




Main-Nazia I love u, I can't live without u look I never thought of loving someone like you.... but When I saw u and as I laid my eyes on u,I can't help myself but falling in love with you...., I just want to be with you we will laugh together we will cry together ,there is no place beautiful for me in this world ,but when you are with me every place and everything looks beautiful to me i just love u......




Main ye sab kehkar shant hua badi he mushqill se pura dum lagaake Maine ye sab kahaa tha meri sans full gayi thi bolte-2 lekin turant he lehraata hua thappad mere gal par padda ......or main solid chownka....




Nazia-i hate u I just hate you mujhe laga tha we are just good friends or tumne bhi meri friendship kaa galat faaydaa uthaya jaisa sabhi ladke karte hain mujhe pata hai Australia mein tumhaari image ek playboy ki hai behissab paise ne andha kardiya hai tumko u think girls are toys bus khelnaa jaante ho tum unke sath u dont have feelings get lost you loser ......




Yeh kehke Nazia ne mere munh par darwaaja bandh kardiya woh nahi samjhi mere pyaar ko , its just one sided love , uss waqt mujhe ek baat yaad aarahi thi "Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,


Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,


Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle."




Lekin achaanak mujhe laga mujhe kissi ne jor se jhinjhoda or main ek jhatke k sath utha toh dekha ki main mere bed par hun or samne Nazia khadi hai ,main pura pasine se bhara hua tha or meri ankhon mein aanshu bhare they...




Nazia-koi bura sapna dekha ....




Main jaldi se normal hua or bolla....




Main-h.h haan bahot jyada bura ....par tum yahaan kaise....




Nazia-jab main aai toh tum jor-2 se haanf rahe they or hath lagaaya toh tum passine se bhige hue they sapne mein aisa he hota hai ....




Main-haan....




Nazia-woh actually i am going so please mujhe Railway station drop kardoge....




Main-yeah-2 surely chalo tumhe aane ki kya jarurat thi kissi or ko bhej deti....




Nazia-are side walla room toh hai mera.....




Main-ohh haan, lets go....




Toh ye sapna tha bhagwaan kasam main toh marr he gaya tha jaan maano nikal gayi thi woh sapna kitana sach tha aakhir kaar ek playboy he toh hun main ladkiyon k sath khelta he toh hun main ,main bhala pyaar ko kya samjhunga , isliye Maine ab apni life kaa sabse important or impossible decision liya ki main usko kuch nahi kahunga kya pata main ek achi dost bhi khodun....main usko station chodane jaa raha tha or main bilkul normal behave kar raha tha halaanki andar hi andar ajeeb sa dard ho rha tha aisa lag rha tha ki main andar se tutt chuka hu mere saare Arman behh chukey hai darshal sahi hua main insab k kaabil he naa tha main kyaa jaanu pyaar kaa matlab I am just a bloody looser jisse bus ladkiyon se khelna aataa hai nothing else ......




Main station par khada ye sab soch raha tha Nazia mere bagal mein thi train aane he walli thi or woh mujhe bilkul normal lag rahi thi .......




jo apna pyaar nahi paa shakta uska ek he dialouge hota hai " uski khusi mein he meri khusi thi " lekin ye sab juth hai I just hate this love qtiyaapa .....




Train aagayi or maine apne dil par pahaad rakhkar usko train mein chadhaaya woh mere Galle milli lamba goodbye speech dekar andar challi gayi main ab or nahi rukk shakta tha main turant wahaan se mudda or thodi durr jaakar achaanak se mere pair jawaab degaye or main apne ghutano par aakar girra , meri ankhon se aanshu behne lage main Rona nahi chahta tha par main rokk naa paaya mere anshuon ko....


Train chal padi thi mere piche """"



wahaan saikdon log mera tamaasha dekh rahe they lekin mujhe koi honsh nahi tha lekin tabhi kisine jor se mera naam pukkaraa ,ye awaaj main nind mein bhi pehchaan shakta tha ye Nazia ki awaaj thi jispar main bijalli ki tarah paltaaa toh paaya ki Nazia wahaan mere piche khadi thi main ek pal k liye bhi naa soch or bhagke uske pass pohancha ....




Main-N.a.aaziaa...




Maine itana he bolla tha ki ek garma garam thappad mere munh par laga nahi re ye sapna naa tha ye real walla laga tha...




Nazia-stupid idiot agar pyaar karte ho toh Propose karne ki himmat toh rakho main kabse wait kar rhi thi ab propose karoge ab karoge lekin ghar se yahaan aagaye nahi kiya ab challi jaati toh main sidha nahi boll shaktey I love u lo main he boll deti hun I love u Abeer ....mujhe nhi pta tum mere bare me kya sochte ho,..par mujhe tumse pyar ho gya hai...tumhari baton se,,,tumhare sath bitaye har us lamhe se.....




Main-tumhe kaise pata ki mai tumse pyar karne lga hu???




Mere munh se bus itana he nikala...




Nazia-subah-2 nind mein I love u Nazia please don't leave me I can't live without u I will die etc etc ,sab suna Maine pura adha ghanta wahin khadi thi main budhu kahin k I also love u or same problem mere sath thi kahin tum mujhe accept naa karo because main tumhaare level ki nahi hun or uppar se andhi bhi to hun par jab subah tumse suna toh bus raha nahi gaya...




Uske itana bolte he Maine usko Galle se laga liya itna kaske maano woh chhut k challi naa jaae mujhe vishwash nahi ho raha tha ki ye sab sach mein hua hai ....




main-mera level tumse niche hai naaki tumhaara you are perfect for me but i am not perfect for you beacause i am a defective piece but know You + Me =complete""


“You Make Me Smile, You Make Me Cry, But You Complete Me And I Love You So Much That I Cannot Stop Loving You.”




Woh din meri life ka sabse khaas din tha USS din se meri life real mein suru hui abtak toh main buss waise he jee raha tha uss din baad mujhe jinne kaa makshad mil gaya........




Kai log pyaar mein believe ni karte usse jutha maante hain fareb maante hain or unlogon ko bus main yahi kehna chahunga kuch din pehle tak main bhi belive nahi karta tha but uss ek ladki ne meri life badal di so tumlog believe karo yaa naa karo nobody cares .....




Everybody knows Once Einstein sir said "You can't blame Gravity for falling in love..." But not many people knows the meaning of this sentence .....let me tell you: ""love has no boundaries neither does gravity they work hand in hand so u can't blame no one for falling in love its just u and u and only u''....




I love her now and I will love her forever..... Because:


"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."




The End.....

One of my fav short story and Fav Writer AP
 
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Han to phone pe kaafi naraj ho rahe the ke hamari adhuri mohabbat ka majak udaya ja raha hai tumhare forum par achi baat nahi hai, bata rahe hain

Me – are kya ho gaya bhai aisa jara detail me bataiye phir karte hain ham kuch prabandh

Johny – dekho tumhari us chhamiya aur budhau ne hamari crush ke photo struggle naam ke dibbe pe rakh ke Sofia sweetu ko pakda di, jab ki usne to profession ko bhi tyag rakhha hai ye sahi nahi ho raha hai ham bataye de rahe hain suna hai use sex bot bhi banane ki baat chal rahi hai aisa kiya to apna boriya bistar utha ke ham aa jaayenge wahan par

Me – lakin award par photo to MIA khaleefa ki hai ju itna garam kaahe ho rahe

Johny- are crush hai yaar hamara wo

Me – are lakin aapke liye hi to kiye hain ye sab usne apna khajana sabko baanta aur aapko daanta are kya kami thi ju me ab thukra ke tumhara pyar sofia ka intekam dekhegi, are wo laundiya fan hai tumhari isiliye totumko attract karne ke liye uski award leke ghoom rahi

Johny – agar aisa hai tab koi baat nahi lakin is maamle me gadbad na honi chahiye

Me – ohk boss

Ab johny bhaiya ko to samjha diye warna pata nahi idhar ladkiyon ki ID bana kar baithe kitne ladke kal taange faila ke chalte hue dikhte :lol:



Lakin addic aur budhau ne ye kiya to galat hi hai batao mia ke pic wale award ko struggle ka naam de dia

Boss ye meethi meethi baaten kar ke doosron ki jagah hadapne ke liye taange phaila dena bhi struggle hi hai

Mai bola are ninja bhai aaj hamare daftar ki taraf kaise aana ho gaya aur kya baat hai bade dukhi ho rahe ho

Complaint karne aaye hain ke galat ho raha hai hamaare sath

What the fuck ! ju are too powerful man tumhare sath kaun galat kar sakta hai kya hua hai batao meko

Are oo kya lounge me ladke log baat kar hain k ek sex bot chahiye, are theek hai chahiye to lakin jisko sex bot banane ki planning chal rahi wo laundiya udhar thread khol rahi ke ninja is ghey bc ek baar aao hammare pass poore saal scripten na hagti rahi to kahna lakin ek baar chhod diye ham aur thread ka naam badal diye bas fir usne kaha ham ko bhi bot banna hai ham khush ho gaye hamne socha hame bhi lugai mil jaayegi baad me pata chala bc sex bot ki baat chal rahi jo ham ko chhod ke sabse sex chat karegi ye batao koi baat hai bhala

Are control karo sir itna kya bhadakna aur phir isme ham kya madad kar sakte hain tumhari is sabke liye to addicted chhamiya se baat karni chahiye tumko

Are ham bade pareshan hain Genius bhaiya Addicted khud raat raat bhar use sex chat klarta rahta hai kal check kiye the uske pm ham





Lakin ju kisi aur ke personal msgs kaise check kar sakte ho

Are powers to bahut hain lakin fan following nakara hai hamari jahan ladki dekhi udhar hi chal dete hain

To mai kya madad kar sakta hun ju ki :dazed:

Wo bas is baar ke scoop me ek interview chhap do hamara kasam se saari janta ko emotional karke dibba utarwa denge uska

Lakin scoop kisi ko emotional karne ke liye thodi na banata hun mai mai editor hun bsdk lawda randi rona nahi hone doonga bc

Bas bhai tu bhi badal gaya lagta bhai tere pm bhi check karne padenge



Are kaisi bata kar rahe ho ninja bhai :D iski koi jaroorat na hai chalo ek post me likhte hain tumhari kahani



Hello doston to kaise hain aap sab ! Genius here :itsme: to mai haajir hun leke kissa-e-bakchodi #2 waise hota to ye #3 lekin last time jo likha tha wo kuch reasons ke wajah se last minute editing me hatana pad gaya to abhi yahi hai basically naye readers ke liye bol dun is section me ham XF ke kuch kisson ko rochak tareeke se pesh karne ki koshish karte hai



Waise to is baar topic kuch aur tha lakin ninja bhai ki kahani ko jyada priority deni padi as is gaandu ke pass supreme powers hain to kaam aata rahta hai

To kissa kuch yun hai ke Sofia sweetu naam ki ye member banna chahti hai XF ka sex bot halanki pm me ye kaam bahut pahle se chal raha hai lakin abhi isko officially banna hai waise to laude/lawde (whatever) bahut khus hain is baat se lekin hamare Ninja bhai dukhi hain inka kahna kai ke wo iklauta tareeka jisse is ladki ko bot banaya ja sakta hai wo ye hai ke iski ninja se shadi kar di jaaye :D

to aaiye shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke

meanwhile Ninja - waah naam kissa ye bakchodi aur shuru bina bakchodi ke boss mere dil ka maamla hai bakchodi to hogi hi


ohk shaktimaan, so friends on demand of Nibba o sorry sorry Ninja aaiye shuru karte hain poori bakchodi ke sath

to dekho kissa kuch ye hai ke ladkon ka kaatne wala business chhod kar ye ladki
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sex bot ke dhandhe me jaane ke liye bahut jyada struggle kar rahi thi kuch is tarah







aur itni request ke baad jab ye ek bande ke sath pm me :sex: kar rahi thi to Addicted ne jal ke uski ban kar diya :sigh:






ab ek ko kiss mili to doosra devdas ban ke vacation ban pe chala gaya :verysad:

ye to chhoti chhoti baaten hain fir isne pm me logon ko phansa kar blackmail karna shuru kiya



aur itne struggle ko dekh kar dayalu aashiq Addicted ne ise struggle ka award de diya :yay:

lakin budhau se ye bardasht na hua ke uski setting ko koi aur line maare isliye usne award image ko badal kar aisa kar diya

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aur issi se naraj hoke johny bhaiya ne hame call kiya tha





to ye sab dig karnne ke baad hame lagta hai ladki sahi me kaafi struggle kar rahi hai aur uske support me kaafi log aaye jaise is baar english section se member of the month Indian Princess ne iske support me ye thread khola XF needs a sex bot :protest:

lakin log kewal support karte madad nahi jab members ne inse kaha ke kya aap hamare sex bot ko train kar dengi to ye gayab ho gai aur aise hi kai log apna jhootha support dikhane aaye jiske wajah se ye adhuri sex bot abhi tak struggle kar rahi hai
aur isse ninja se pyar bhi bahut hai aur ninja bhi isse kaafi prem karta hai



aur ninja bechara change bhi kar raha tha lakin budhau se ye bhi hajam na hua aur phir



mai bata raha hun ye budha majnu jalta hai sabko dekh dekh ke


to XF ke us section me jidhar totli jubaan ka rog paaya jaata hai kaafi khoj been karne ke baad meko lagta hai ke iski shadi ninja se kara deni chahiye

ninja- :happy: you are too good man waise to iska pahla boyfriend Aakash...?abhi hai staff me lakin mai use nikal dunga ab meri shadi hogi

Aakash - ye kya saazish ho rahoi hai idhar mere khilaf

me- are kuch nahi wo mai kah raha tha ninja aur sofia ki shadi kara dete hain

aakash - bhaiya aap is maamle me na bolo mai mai apni setting ki shadi isse nahi hone doonga

ninja - bsdk ek script maarunga to bas error najar aayega wo meri hai

aakash - mai ja raha budhau se shikayat karne :cry:


ye to chala gaya be ro ke budha teri gaand maar lega

Boss tumhe pata nahi kitne forum meko awaz de rahe hain chala jaunga kahin bhi

beta ye dobara sonch bhi mat liyo kyonki do naaw me safar karne wale aksar doob jaate hain aur jab ek naaw hamari ho to ham beech me bambu laga dete hain beta jindagi bar bina pankh ke mor banke ghoomna padega

aur agar koi ja raha hai to :hmm2:

agar Xf par kahin advertise ki koshish bhi ki to bina warning seedhe ban

agar koi chup chap ja raha hai to

ja to sakte ho jaane me koi pabandi nahi hai lakin last me rahega to XF hi :lol: aur yaad rakhna miyan wapas aane me takleef ho jaayegi :D

are mai to majaak kar raha tha ye gaandu paandu harkaten na karta bhai i am too loyal tu maaf kar de na yrr

na ab mera mood badal gaya to mai sab kuch dekhne ke baad ye request karna chaahunga ke sofia sweetu ke itne struggle ko dekhte hue use XF ka official sex bot banaya jana chahiye aur use train karne ke liye log isi thread par apply kar sakte hain trainer ko jo labh milenge unhe kisi aur thread me describe kiya jaayega

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User name : ---------
Experience : ---------
Why do you need this job : ----------


mai Indian Princess ko bhi kahna chahunga ke offer abhi bhi valid hai aap hamare sex bot ko train kar sakti hain :peep:


Ye sab sun ke nija sir thode dukhi ho gaye as maine unki help karne ka irada postpone kar diya abhi wo to chale gaye wapas news section me lakin ham aate rahenge hamesha kuch na kuch masala doondh kar aap sabke hothon ki muskaan ko barkaraar rakhne ke liye tab tak ke liye alvida ! :ciao:

:ciao:
:applause: great men
 

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