The XForum Scoop - #8

[zopion]

to all winners

it was the best xforum scoop edition till now ... great work Genius

 

[Sofia sweetu]

to all winners

it was the best xforum scoop edition till now ... great work Genius

 

[Sofia sweetu]

Genius

 

[Sofia sweetu]

Genius baaki ka PM mein Ninja apna kaam karna PM check naa karte rahna

 

[Genius]

Abhi tak kisi ne apply na kiya trainer banne ke liye

 

[KR$NA]

Everybody knows Once Einstein sir said "You can't blame Gravity for falling in love..." But not many people knows the meaning of this sentence .....let me tell you: ""love has no boundaries neither does gravity they work hand in hand so u can't blame no one for falling in love its just u and u and only u''....




I love her now and I will love her forever..... Because:


"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."

Wao, ye copy hai?

 

[Ristrcted]

KISSA-E-BAKCHODI

Spoiler: Disclaimer

Disclaimer- neeche di gai post ka uddeshya manoranjan matra hai samast bakchodi ke peeche mera motive kisi member ki bhavnaon ko chot pahunchana nahi balki sabka manoranjan karna hai fir bhi isme di gai kisi baat se kisi ko bahut jyada (bahut jyda matlab ek dam gand faad) problem hai to mujhe pm me contact kar sakta hai

Spoiler: A frustated Bot

ps: consider the bold text as Ninja
Waise aaj ki baat jaroori hai thodi jyada jaroori kyonki isme ek sath kai professions ka dakhal padd chukka hai ab hua kuch is tarah ke kal raat johny bhaia ka phone aaya tha ( are wahi wale bhai sahab jo har profession me hain docter, plumber, astronaut, cab driver , thief and etc etc...)

Han to phone pe kaafi naraj ho rahe the ke hamari adhuri mohabbat ka majak udaya ja raha hai tumhare forum par achi baat nahi hai, bata rahe hain

Me – are kya ho gaya bhai aisa jara detail me bataiye phir karte hain ham kuch prabandh

Johny – dekho tumhari us chhamiya aur budhau ne hamari crush ke photo struggle naam ke dibbe pe rakh ke Sofia sweetu ko pakda di, jab ki usne to profession ko bhi tyag rakhha hai ye sahi nahi ho raha hai ham bataye de rahe hain suna hai use sex bot bhi banane ki baat chal rahi hai aisa kiya to apna boriya bistar utha ke ham aa jaayenge wahan par

Me – lakin award par photo to MIA khaleefa ki hai ju itna garam kaahe ho rahe

Johny- are crush hai yaar hamara wo

Me – are lakin aapke liye hi to kiye hain ye sab usne apna khajana sabko baanta aur aapko daanta are kya kami thi ju me ab thukra ke tumhara pyar sofia ka intekam dekhegi, are wo laundiya fan hai tumhari isiliye totumko attract karne ke liye uski award leke ghoom rahi

Johny – agar aisa hai tab koi baat nahi lakin is maamle me gadbad na honi chahiye

Me – ohk boss

Ab johny bhaiya ko to samjha diye warna pata nahi idhar ladkiyon ki ID bana kar baithe kitne ladke kal taange faila ke chalte hue dikhte



Lakin addic aur budhau ne ye kiya to galat hi hai batao mia ke pic wale award ko struggle ka naam de dia

Boss ye meethi meethi baaten kar ke doosron ki jagah hadapne ke liye taange phaila dena bhi struggle hi hai

Mai bola are ninja bhai aaj hamare daftar ki taraf kaise aana ho gaya aur kya baat hai bade dukhi ho rahe ho

Complaint karne aaye hain ke galat ho raha hai hamaare sath

What the fuck ! ju are too powerful man tumhare sath kaun galat kar sakta hai kya hua hai batao meko

Are oo kya lounge me ladke log baat kar hain k ek sex bot chahiye, are theek hai chahiye to lakin jisko sex bot banane ki planning chal rahi wo laundiya udhar thread khol rahi ke ninja is ghey bc ek baar aao hammare pass poore saal scripten na hagti rahi to kahna lakin ek baar chhod diye ham aur thread ka naam badal diye bas fir usne kaha ham ko bhi bot banna hai ham khush ho gaye hamne socha hame bhi lugai mil jaayegi baad me pata chala bc sex bot ki baat chal rahi jo ham ko chhod ke sabse sex chat karegi ye batao koi baat hai bhala

Are control karo sir itna kya bhadakna aur phir isme ham kya madad kar sakte hain tumhari is sabke liye to addicted chhamiya se baat karni chahiye tumko

Are ham bade pareshan hain Genius bhaiya Addicted khud raat raat bhar use sex chat klarta rahta hai kal check kiye the uske pm ham





Lakin ju kisi aur ke personal msgs kaise check kar sakte ho

Are powers to bahut hain lakin fan following nakara hai hamari jahan ladki dekhi udhar hi chal dete hain

To mai kya madad kar sakta hun ju ki

Wo bas is baar ke scoop me ek interview chhap do hamara kasam se saari janta ko emotional karke dibba utarwa denge uska

Lakin scoop kisi ko emotional karne ke liye thodi na banata hun mai mai editor hun bsdk lawda randi rona nahi hone doonga bc

Bas bhai tu bhi badal gaya lagta bhai tere pm bhi check karne padenge



Are kaisi bata kar rahe ho ninja bhai iski koi jaroorat na hai chalo ek post me likhte hain tumhari kahani



Hello doston to kaise hain aap sab ! Genius here to mai haajir hun leke kissa-e-bakchodi #2 waise hota to ye #3 lekin last time jo likha tha wo kuch reasons ke wajah se last minute editing me hatana pad gaya to abhi yahi hai basically naye readers ke liye bol dun is section me ham XF ke kuch kisson ko rochak tareeke se pesh karne ki koshish karte hai



Waise to is baar topic kuch aur tha lakin ninja bhai ki kahani ko jyada priority deni padi as is gaandu ke pass supreme powers hain to kaam aata rahta hai

To kissa kuch yun hai ke Sofia sweetu naam ki ye member banna chahti hai XF ka sex bot halanki pm me ye kaam bahut pahle se chal raha hai lakin abhi isko officially banna hai waise to laude/lawde (whatever) bahut khus hain is baat se lekin hamare Ninja bhai dukhi hain inka kahna kai ke wo iklauta tareeka jisse is ladki ko bot banaya ja sakta hai wo ye hai ke iski ninja se shadi kar di jaaye

to aaiye shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke

meanwhile Ninja - waah naam kissa ye bakchodi aur shuru bina bakchodi ke boss mere dil ka maamla hai bakchodi to hogi hi


ohk shaktimaan, so friends on demand of Nibba o sorry sorry Ninja aaiye shuru karte hain poori bakchodi ke sath

to dekho kissa kuch ye hai ke ladkon ka kaatne wala business chhod kar ye ladki

sex bot ke dhandhe me jaane ke liye bahut jyada struggle kar rahi thi kuch is tarah







aur itni request ke baad jab ye ek bande ke sath pm me kar rahi thi to Addicted ne jal ke uski ban kar diya






ab ek ko kiss mili to doosra devdas ban ke vacation ban pe chala gaya

ye to chhoti chhoti baaten hain fir isne pm me logon ko phansa kar blackmail karna shuru kiya



aur itne struggle ko dekh kar dayalu aashiq Addicted ne ise struggle ka award de diya

lakin budhau se ye bardasht na hua ke uski setting ko koi aur line maare isliye usne award image ko badal kar aisa kar diya

aur issi se naraj hoke johny bhaiya ne hame call kiya tha





to ye sab dig karnne ke baad hame lagta hai ladki sahi me kaafi struggle kar rahi hai aur uske support me kaafi log aaye jaise is baar english section se member of the month Indian Princess ne iske support me ye thread khola XF needs a sex bot

lakin log kewal support karte madad nahi jab members ne inse kaha ke kya aap hamare sex bot ko train kar dengi to ye gayab ho gai aur aise hi kai log apna jhootha support dikhane aaye jiske wajah se ye adhuri sex bot abhi tak struggle kar rahi hai
aur isse ninja se pyar bhi bahut hai aur ninja bhi isse kaafi prem karta hai



aur ninja bechara change bhi kar raha tha lakin budhau se ye bhi hajam na hua aur phir



mai bata raha hun ye budha majnu jalta hai sabko dekh dekh ke


to XF ke us section me jidhar totli jubaan ka rog paaya jaata hai kaafi khoj been karne ke baad meko lagta hai ke iski shadi ninja se kara deni chahiye

ninja- you are too good man waise to iska pahla boyfriend Aakash...?abhi hai staff me lakin mai use nikal dunga ab meri shadi hogi

Aakash - ye kya saazish ho rahoi hai idhar mere khilaf

me- are kuch nahi wo mai kah raha tha ninja aur sofia ki shadi kara dete hain

aakash - bhaiya aap is maamle me na bolo mai mai apni setting ki shadi isse nahi hone doonga

ninja - bsdk ek script maarunga to bas error najar aayega wo meri hai

aakash - mai ja raha budhau se shikayat karne

ye to chala gaya be ro ke budha teri gaand maar lega

Boss tumhe pata nahi kitne forum meko awaz de rahe hain chala jaunga kahin bhi

beta ye dobara sonch bhi mat liyo kyonki do naaw me safar karne wale aksar doob jaate hain aur jab ek naaw hamari ho to ham beech me bambu laga dete hain beta jindagi bar bina pankh ke mor banke ghoomna padega

aur agar koi ja raha hai to

agar Xf par kahin advertise ki koshish bhi ki to bina warning seedhe ban

agar koi chup chap ja raha hai to

ja to sakte ho jaane me koi pabandi nahi hai lakin last me rahega to XF hi aur yaad rakhna miyan wapas aane me takleef ho jaayegi

are mai to majaak kar raha tha ye gaandu paandu harkaten na karta bhai i am too loyal tu maaf kar de na yrr

na ab mera mood badal gaya to mai sab kuch dekhne ke baad ye request karna chaahunga ke sofia sweetu ke itne struggle ko dekhte hue use XF ka official sex bot banaya jana chahiye aur use train karne ke liye log isi thread par apply kar sakte hain trainer ko jo labh milenge unhe kisi aur thread me describe kiya jaayega

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User name : ---------
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Why do you need this job : ----------


mai Indian Princess ko bhi kahna chahunga ke offer abhi bhi valid hai aap hamare sex bot ko train kar sakti hain


Ye sab sun ke nija sir thode dukhi ho gaye as maine unki help karne ka irada postpone kar diya abhi wo to chale gaye wapas news section me lakin ham aate rahenge hamesha kuch na kuch masala doondh kar aap sabke hothon ki muskaan ko barkaraar rakhne ke liye tab tak ke liye alvida !

AK 24 padh isko

 

[Sofia sweetu]

Abhi tak kisi ne apply na kiya trainer banne ke liye

 

[Sofia sweetu]

AK 24 padh isko

 

[AK 24]

AK 24 padh isko

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