# 33
Rajni gadi se uttar kar dusri taraf jane lagi tu beech me bade se divider ki vajha par jana sambhav nahin tha tu vapis aakar lift mangne lagi. Highway par koi bhi gadi rokne ko raji nahi tha. Rajni ne socha thodha beech me jakar lift mangti hun tu usne jaise hi ek kadam aage badhaya tu ek tej gati se aati Hui car ne takkar Mari jisse Rajni ka santulan bigad gaya aur.......
Rajni ko jordar jhatka laga aur vo girane wali thi ki vo peeche se aate hue Ravi ki banhon me sama gayi. Rajni ke dil ki dhadkan ekdam se badhi hui thi aur Ravi ki banhon me aane se uske uroj upar neeche hokar Ravi ki chhati me gharshan paida kar rahe the. Ravi ka ek hath uski peeth par tha aur dusra uske pet par urojon ke theek neeche tha. Uski ungaliyon ne urojon ke nichle hisse ko iss aapadhapi me Chu liya tha.
Rajni tu dar ke mare kucch bol hi nahin pa rahi thi. Vo tu apane hosho hawas kho chuki thi. Ek baar tu Ravi ko bhi dar lag gaya tha jab car ne Rajni ko takkar Mari thi. Lekin vo ab sambhal chuka tha aur Rajni ka uske gale laga hona usse ek sukhad ehsaas ka bhan ho raha tha. Vo Rajni ko kamar se pakad kar car me laya aur seat par baithakar uski seat belt bandhne laga tu uska ek hath Rajni ke upar neeche hote urojon ko ek baar fir se chhu gaya. Tabhi uski nazar Rajni ke urojon par gayi jo kafi had tak gale ke upari bhag se numaya hokar bahut hi aakarshak drishya prastut kar rahe the.
Usne apana dhyaan vanha se hatakar Rajni ko pani pilane ke liye jaise hi bottle di tu usne munh fer liya. Tab Ravi ne kaha 'chalo pani pi lo'. Uski awaaz sunkar Rajni ki aankhein nam ho gayi aur vo kehne lagi 'pehle hi baat kar lete tu aisa nahin hota'
Ravi: Tumne hi tu kaha tha chupchap gadi chalao. Main tu tumhari baat maan raha tha. Agar bura laga hai tu Sorry, lekin pani pi lo
Rajni ne Ravi ki aankhon me uske liye pyaar aur chinta dikhai Diya tu usne chupchap pani pi liya aur usne Ravi se kaha 'Sorry ki maine aapko dukhi Kiya. Aap tu mere liye aaj ek baar fir se rakshak ban gaye aur main aapse bina baat hi naraz ho rahi hun'
Ravi ne mauhul ko halka banane ke liye 'girlfriend ka tu kaam hi hota hai naraz hona, tu tumne kya galat kiya'
Rajni ek hath ka mukka banakar uski bazu par marne lagi. Ravi ne usse kaha 'yaar girlfriend tu ab Marne bhi lagi hai'
Rajni: girlfriend banane se pehle sochna tha na
Ravi: ab mujhe kanha pata tha ki mujhe ladaku girlfriend mil rahi hai
Rajni: (donon hatheliyon ko mukka banakar Ravi ki taraf kiya) abhi batati hun
Ravi ne uske donon hathon ko pakad kar bari bari se kiss kiya aur kaha 'pata lag gaya ki bahut acchi girlfriend hai'
Rajni : yahi yaad rakhna
Ravi: Theek hai Madam, ab chalen ya vapis
Rajni: man tu nahin hai, lekin aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge, chalo chalte hain
Ravi (dheere se).man khud ka hai ghumne ka aur bahana mera.
Rajni ne yeh baat sun li aur mand mand muskarate hue 'kya kaha'
Ravi: Maine tu kucch nahin kaha
Fir dono Masti karte hue Agra panhuch gaye. Vanha par vo sabse pehle Taj Mahal gaye.
Jaise hi car se utarne lage tu Rajni ko dhyan aaya ki dupatta tu hai hi nahi. Usne apane donon hathon se apane urojon ko dhakne ki koshish ki aur vo car se bhi utarne ke liye mana kar rahi thi.
Ravi: kya hua?
Rajni: Mera dupatta
Ravi: Car ke andar hoga
Rajni: nahin hai. Mujhe lagta hai ki dupatta hadse wali jagah par chut Gaya hai.
Ravi: agar tum chaho tu ham kisi garment shop par chalte hain aur naya dupatta ya pura suit le aate hain. Vaise dupatte ki vajah se itna preshan hone ki jarurat nahi hain. Aajkal bina dupatte ke chalna normal si baat hai.
Rajni : bura tu nahin lagega
Ravi: Tum mere sath ho tu bura kyoun lagega. Haan kucch bhi tumhe bura lage tu bata dena,
Rajni jaise hi car se neeche aane lagi tu usne hathon ko apane urojon se hataya tu Ravi ne kaha 'bahut acchi lag rahi ho'
Rajni: Mujhe sharam aa rahi hai aur aap ko maza aa raha hai
Ravi: ab tum khubsurat ho tu acchi lagogi. Tum meri girlfriend bhi ho tu tumhari khubsurti ki prashansa karne ka adhikar tu hai hi. Nahin tu bata do.
Rajni ne kuch kaha tu nahin, lekin apane sar ko hilakar apani sehmati de di.
Ravi : Matlab mera tariff karna tumhe accha lagta hai
Rajni: (sharmate hue Ravi ki kamij ke button se khelne lagti hai) Main theek tu lagungi na
Ravi: Dekho yanha kisi ko kisi se matlab nahin hota. Sab apane me khoye hote hain. Bas confidently chalo aur bilkul ghabrao nahin. Jyadatar tu yanha couples hote hain jo apane partner ko dekhne me mast hote hain Haan kucch manchale jarur milte hain jo aise nazara dekhkar man hi man khush hote hain, lekin kisi ko chhedne ki himmat nahin hoti. Haan ab tum meri girlfriend ho tu main bhi iss nazare ka lutf utha sakta hun.
Rajni: aapko aisi baatein karte hue sharam nahi aa rahi
Ravi ne Rajni ko kamar se pakad kar apani taraf karke uski aankhon me jhankte hue 'meri girlfriend hai aur vo bhi bala ki khubsurat. Uski khubsurti ko dekhkar agar maine aanand nahi liya tu main boyfriend kiss baat ka. Tum kya chahti ho ki tumhari khubsurati ka lutf main nahin balki manchale uthaye'
Rajni: Uncle aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Ravi: Mujhe pata nahin, lekin yeh bhi sach hai ki ab main sirf aur sirf tumhare liye boyfriend hun aur tum meri girlfriend. Tum shayad mujhe boyfriend ke rup me swikar nahin kar paa rahi ho. Agar man me koi bhi uljhan hai tu soch vichar kar lo. Meri taraf se koi jor jabardasti nahin hain. Mujhe tum donon hi rupon me priye ho. Agar tumhe bhanji wala rup pasand hai tu tum mujhe Uncle keh sakti ho. Agar tumhe girlfriend banna manzur ho tu Uncle kehna band aur girlfriend wale maze lo. Agar tumhe lagta hai ki tumne jaldbaazi me mujhe boyfriend banaya hai tu fir pehle ki tarah Main Uncle aur tum Anjali ki bhanjhi