22nd up
mai shaam tak ghar pahuch gaya....saamne hi mousi khadi thi...mujhe dekhte hi mousi ka chehra khil gaya....fir mai apne room me aa gaya...
mousi bhi aa gayi....
mousi-aur vikky kaisi chal rahi hai padhai teri....
mai-ji achhi chal rahi hai....
mousi-man lagakar padhna...
mai-ji mousi....
uske baad rani khana lekar aayi mere room me aur apne haatho se khilane lagi...
mai-kya baat hai raani aaj to hathon se khila rahi ho pahle to aisa nahi hua...
rani-jabtak tu yahan tha to raunak thi..har din tu koi na koi kaand karta rahta tha mousi tujhe doudati rahti thi ab tu chala gaya na to teri bahut yaad aati hai....
mousi-thoda gusse me-ise itna bhi chadhane ki jarurat nahi hai humlog itna bhi tumhe miss nahi karte..tum chupchap apne padhayi par dhyan do samjhe....ye bolkar mousi room se chali gayi....
rani-arey mousi sirf tumhare saamne aisi dikhati hai ki bahut kadak hai aur gusse wali hai tere jaane ke baad hardin mujhse poochti thi vikky thik to hoga na wahan..dekho tere exam khatm hote hi tujhe bula liya....
mai-sach bol rahi ho app ya aise hi mujhe bewkoof bana rahi ho...
rani-are sachhi kasam se.....
rani kaan me dheere se puchi-waise wahan mili ki nahi....
mai-kya...
rani-wahi jiske liye yahan daily tu pitata rahta tha...
ye bolkar mousi hasne lagi...
mai bhi mazak me bol diya-wahan to nahi mili lekin mai soch raha hoon yahan try karoon...
rani-kispar try karega..sab par to kar chuka hai...
mai thoda sochne ki acting karke bola-tum par to try kiya hi nahi is baar tum par try karoonga...
rani-karke to dekh..taangey tod dungi teri....
mai-dekho aise mujhe daraoge aap log to mai wapas colege chala jaunga...
rani-arey waah dhamki de rahe ho hume...
bulau kya mousi ko dekhoon to kitni dam hai tum me...
ye bolkar wo mousi bolkar chillayi..dusri baar fir se chillane wali thi ki meri to dar se halat kharab hone laga mousi ke naam se aur mai turant hi rani ka mooh daba diya...
mai-arey mai to mazak kar raha tha mousi ko bulane ki kya jarurat mai ab sudhar gaya hoon ...ab mai koi bhi galat kaam nahi karta...
rani-wo to pata chal hi jayega..in 7 dino me....7 din to tu yahi hai aur bandar kitna bhi achhe kapde pahn le aur dhang se rahe bandar bandar hi hota hai....usi tarah tu kitna bhi natak kar le akhir to tu choot ki chakkar me jayega hi..tujhe mai achhe se janti hoon...
mai-has lo rani has lo...
rani-chal ab khana khatm karo...ye bolkar rani mujhe khilana band kar di...
mai-bas ho gaya bas 2 minut ka hi laad pyaar...
rani-jyada nautanki mat kar maine dekh liya teri najre kahan ghoom rahi hai chup chap khana kha kar so ja thak gaya hoga..aur haan raat me koi badmashi nahi...
waise rani mujhe jaanti bahut achhe se hai kyonki maine sirf ek baar hi unki chuche ko lalchayi hui najron se dekha tha mujhe laga usko pata nahi chala hoga lekin usko to sab pata tha....
khair mai khana khaya aur so gaya...
yahan to raat hote hi grahak log ka aana jana suru rahta hai waise mera room sabse alag kone me tha to idhar koi aata jata nahi tha