24th up
mai soch raha tha ki akhir ye kya hua hai aur kaise hua aur sabse badi baat ye kiya kisne hai...aur maine soch liya ye jisne bhi kiya ho uski to mai kabra khod dunga ....
mai bed par let gaya lekin nind gayab....poori raat mai sirf bed par lete lete gujar di lekin na nind aaya na chain....abhi subah ke lagbhag 5 baj raha hoga poora ghat shant tha.....lekin mera poora badan kaamp raha tha wo bhi gusse se...aisa lag raha tha jaise mere sarrrr fatne wala ho aur ek ek second ki ghatna kisi movie ki tarah mere ankhon ke saamne se gujar raha tha wo bhi slow motion me mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki akhir mera dimag mere saath kyon khel raha hai aur to aur fir se mere sharir se pasina aane laga aur saath hi mare hue choohe ki badboo aur mai kab gahri nind me so gaya pata hi nahi chala....
meri nind subah 10 baje khula wo bhi jab rani mujhe hila hila ke jagayi tab....
aur mai jaise hi jaga apne saamne rani ko dekhkar mujhse raha nahi gaya aur mai rani ke gale lag gaya....lekin jaise hi mai raani se gala wo mujhe dhakka dekar alag kar di...aur doudte hue baathroom bhagi aur wahan ultiyaan karne lagi....
mai bhi daudte hue rani ke pass jane laga to rani boli-yahan mat aao....chiii tumhara sarir kitna badboo de raha hai.....ek mahine se nahaye nahi ho kya..........
tab mujhe ahsas hua meri badboo se uska ye haal hua hai aur mera bhi halat kharab hone laga sarir ki badboo ke karan isliye mai bhag ke bathroom gaya aur khub ragad ragad kar nahaya aur jab fresh lagne laga tab bahar aaya....
abhi mai bahar aaya hi tha ki dekha ek polish wala bada sa aadmi ghani mucho wala style se chalte hue aaya aur mousi ke room me chala gaya aur unka gate band ho gaya....
mai doudta hua apne room gaya aur apna drone uda ke mousi ke room pahucha diya aur unki baat sun ne laga...
mousi-kyon aaye ho yahan...
police wala-sahab ne paise mange hai....
mousi-paise to 3-4 din pahle hi bhejwa diye the...
police wala-aur paise...
mousi-abhi nahi hai....
police wala-to fir rani ko unke pass bhej dena..
mousi gusse se khadi hui aur boli-mai agar kuch nahi kar rahi hoon iska matlab ye nahi ki mai kamjor hoon....apne sahab ko bol do aukaat me rahe nahi to anjaam bura hoga...
policewala bhi taw me khada hua-bhool gayi wo raat itni jald...ya to rani ko bhej de nahi to teri aur rani ki jindagi nark se bhi badtar ho jayegi...ye bolkar wo police wala nikal gaya...
aur maine apna machhar wala drone us police ke piche laga diya....
police wala apni bike liya aur pahuch gaya station...
police wala ek aadmi ke saamne baith gaya....
police wala-sahab wo andi nahi maan rahi....
samne chair par ek police wala baitha tha wo bhi bilkul patla dubla sa.....wo bola-sayad us randi ko pata nahi humara naam lallan hai lallan MLA sahab humare bhai hai.....us randi ko to aaj raat utha ke launga aur sab police wale milkar chodenga us rani ko.....saali rahti hai randi khana me aur choot dene se mana karti hai ....
itna mere liye kafi tha......mai gusse me ghar se nikla aur auto pakad kar seedha police station gaya.....
aur apne mooh par kapda baandh kar andar ghus gaya....aur lallan ke saamne baith gaya....
lallan-koun ho be tum....ka pareshani hai tumko....
mai utha aur chattttaaakkkkkkkkkkk se ek thappad lallan ke gaal par jad diya....
lallan gusse me utha aur apna bandook mere sar par taan diya....
lallan-saale police wale pe haath uthata rook tujhe yahi goli maar dunga...
mai bas gusse se use dekh hi raha tha ki usi ke police chauki ke 3 staff ne lallan par apna bandook taan diya...
lallan-apne staff ko-tumlog pagal ho gaye ho ka be...hum tumhare baap hai baap....
lallan ne abhi itna hi bola tha ki uska ek staff kone se danda uthaya aur khich kar lallan ke kandhe par maara...
lallan chikhte hue gir gaya....
mai lallan ko uthaya aur wahi jail ke rod par uska haath bandh diya....
fir do police wale aaye aur uska saare kapde utarne lage...
lallan rote hue bola-ye tumlog kya kar rahe ho hum tmhare senior hai.....
fir rote hue mujhe bolne laga...please sir humko chod dijiye sir hum nirdosh hai sir...
itne me uske saare kapde utar chuke the aur wo nanga ho chuka tha....
fir ek police wala aaya aur jail ko khola aur andar se ek kaala sa saand jaisa kaidi nikla...
abhi bhi lallan jail ke gate se bandha hua tha....
kaidi meri taraf dekha aur fir sabhi police wale apne apne table par baith gaye saath hi mai bhi lallan ke table par baith gaya...
kaidi apna paint khola aur apna kadak lund lallan ki gaand me ghusa diya...lallan dard ke maare chatptane laga......aur fir wo kaidi lallan ki gaand marne laga...uske baad jail me jitne kaidi the sabne milkar lallan ki gaand maari.........lallan chikhte hue ro raha tha.........
fir jab sab kaidiyon ne lallan ka gand maar liya....tab mai lallan ka bandook liya aur dhayyyyyyy se goli chala diya...wo goli lallan ke sar me ghus gaya aur lallan mar gaya...
uske baad mai wahan se nikal gaya..