Update-283(Ami-2)
Ab Hui fight suru wohlog 7 they Ami akeli ab woh londey ladki dekh k overconfidence mein aaye or aage aane mein hichkichaane lage... Aapas mein lage they wohlog "Arey main naa naa main naa jaaunga""Paap Lagega ladki k uppar hath uthaaega toh "" Main toh nahi jaaunga ".... Unka ye haal tha Lekin Ami nahi hichkichaai woh bhaagte hue aage badhi or sabse aage jo tha uske munh par bat diya usse react takk nahi karne diya itana jaldi sab hogaya woh banda dhadd se gira niche.. Ye dekh ek or ne apni rod ghumaai Ami jukh k bachi or niche baithey baithey he bat diya uske pait mein, lagtey he woh niche jukha or jukhtey He Ami ne diya bat uski chin par jo bhayaanak laga or woh piche ki taraf girra... Itane mein ek banda Ami k piche se aaya lekin Ami jhatke se palti or woh waar kar paata usase pehle bat diya uske ghutne par holy fuck katak ki sound aai bat takk tutt gaya woh.. Banda gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra or niche girrtey he Ami ne woh tutta hua bat diya uski ribs k uppar... Saari ribs gayi hongi uski or ribs Jaane mein kitana Dard hota hai ye mujhe ache se pata hai bc.. Ami ne niche se unhe ki rod uthaai bat ki jagah par ab bache 4 wohlog... Unmein se 2 ki gand fatt gayi baaki 2 hero bananey aae aage ek k pass chaaku dusara khaali hath tha.. Ami ne smart khelna theek samjha issliye jaise he woh pehle bande ne usse punch maarna caaha Ami ne Jaan bujh k uska punch khaaya jisase Chaaku waala banda rukka or jaise he uss bandey ne dusara punch maarna caaha Ami ne rod di uski khopdi mein.. Bhenchod uss waar k force se he niche jaake girra woh banda khopdi khull gayi aadhe se jyaada toh uski bc.. Fuck....ye dekh chaaku wala aaya harkat mein usne chaaku se waar kiya Ami ne rod se block kiya or dusare hath se jhatka diya uss bandey k hath ko jisase woh chaaku chuttke niche girra or Ami ne diya usse dhakka jisase woh piche hatta or Ami ne uthaaya chaaku.. Oh fuck..
Woh banda aage aaya lekin tabtak Ami chaaku uthaa chuki thi woh waar karta usase pehle Ami ne chaaku ghonp diya uske shoulder mein woh chilaaya Dard k maare...
Ami-Oh sorry my bad...
Ye bolke ussne jhatke se chaaku nikaal liya ab woh or chilaaya itani derr mein Ami ne chaaku ghonpa uski Dusari shoulder mein uski gand fatt gayi woh ghutano par aagaya apne... Chaaku Ami k hath mein tha toh ussne jukh k ek cut diya uski chest mein like puri chest min uski t shirt k uppar se woh bhi.. Agle he pall uski t-shirt laal hogayi woh bechaara chilaata hua piche jaake girra..ab last k 2 bandey bache woh thodey Young they like 22-23 k londey honge unki literally fattke 4 hogayi thi unhe samjh naa aaya ki kya horaha hai...
Ami-You 2 run i have one knife there are 2 of you.. I'll get one of you with this so pray and run..
Ladka-Hain???
Sam-Bhaago jitana tejj Bhaag shaktey ho ek fansega...
Ye suntey he woh dono turant bhaage maano wait he translation ki kar rahe hon woh.. Ab Ami ne pakkada Chaaku or fainka aage waale bandey ki tarah like bahot fast she is deadly at throwing knifes.. Woh Chaaku jaake ghussa uske kulhe par.. Woh bhi 90% ghuss gaya woh banda seedha wahin k wahin apne ghutano par baith gaya or dusara banda uske liye rukka takk nahi woh seedha Bhaag gaya or hotel paar kar gaya.. Tabtak Ambulance bhi aagayi jo Ravi ne bulaa Lee thi.
Main-Chill..
Ami-Itani jaldi.. I want some more fun..
Main-They are just hired goons ye log ki aukaat itane ki he hai..
Ami - Please...
Main-No.. Lets clear out guys Ambulance ko aane do...
Humlog wahaan se side hattey or Ambulance legayi unki bodies police case humein caahiye tha nahi so koi issue naa hoga .. Ab londey waapis cricket khelne lage turant bc aisa mousam bahot Kam milta hai unhe khelne k liye.. Main Ami Nicki mam Rohit Ravi Anaa or baaki Ladkiyaan baithey they ghaas mein Rohit Ravi Batting side they..
Main-Rishi ko call kar toh... Mera phone room mein padda hai.
Rohit-Ye le.
Rishi - Haan Rohit..
Main-Main hun be.
Rishi - Ji sir.
Main - Kya situation hai.
Rishi-20 minute mein sarkaar girrwa raha hun tu aaraha hai??
Main-What the hell itnai jaldi??
Rishi-Yep.. 13 MLas caahiye they 5 ne pehle he bhai k pass call karke confirm kardiya tha 15 mere saamne baithey hain abhi total 42 seats hain apne pas filhaal, 22 pehle se thi 20 abhi ki.. 42 k 42 mere saamne baithey hain or bhi hain line mein lekin woh apni party k laayak nahi hain toh unko standby par rakha hai.. Ye sarkaar tabhi over hogayi thi jab Hari k kand public hue ye sarkaar publicly Hari k uppar he chal rahi thi log Pagla rahe hain CM or baaki ministers k ghar k bahaar baithey hain dharrne leke or uppar se unke party headoffice mein Todd fodd bhi kari hai kaafi..
Main - Perfect.. Aage kaa kya plan hai??
Rishi-Abhi governor se milne jaa raha hun 42 k 42 MLas sath leke woh bhi live proof dunga usse... Uske baad next kuch din mein Apne CM ko shapath dilwaadenge yelog then done.. Himachal apna...
Main-Gajab...
Rishi-Naa bc tu gajab. Tune 1 ghantey mein ek puri state ki sarkaar girwaadi..
Main-Sarkaar tune girwaai maine bus formality puri ki hain..
Rishi-Aji Haan... Tu aaraha hai kya abhi??.
Main-Dekhta hun... Bataadunga thodi derr mein.. Kahaan ho tumlog ??
Rishi-Abhi toh party headoffice hain fir governor k pass jaa rahe hain ...
Call disconnected..
Rohit-Kya hua??
Main-Sarkaar girr rahi hai chalega dekhne??
Rohit - What the hell itani jaldi....
Main-Rishi hai after all woh...
Rohit-Ye bhi hai..
Nicki--Wait wait wait.. Himachal ki sarkaar girrane k liye Rishi aaya hai yahaan?? Oh my god tabhi main sochun iske pass itana time kahaan se aagaya.. Oh my god, matlab Rishi sarkaar banaane aaya hai yahaan...
Main-Yep..
Nicki-Tumlog kissi ko baksh bhi doge yaa nahi.. This is insane.. Itani jaldi kaise..
Main-Wohlog Hari k kandhe par sarkaar chala rahe they Hari girra Sarkaar girri or aisa mouka Rishi chhod de ye ho nahi shakta.
Nicki-Nice Trip par aaya tha Sarkaar giraake jaaraha hai.. Nice one..
Ravi-Lol..
Rohit - AP chalega udhar??
Main - Mera Mood Toh hai nahi bheed hogi bahot yaar..
Ravi-Same Rehneydetey hain...
Main-Kya score chal raha hai??
Ravi- 130-5 in 13.3 overs.. 9 balls mein 10 runs caahiye humein..
Main-Last over kiska hai??
Ravi-Sam kaa..
Main-Haar rahe ho fir toh tum..
Ravi-Bc 5 wickets in hand hain..
Main-Abe ye dono mein se koi saa bat takk na touch karne waala Sam k over mein or out inhe woh karega nahi agar iss over ki 3 balls mein kam se kam 7 runs banaadein yelog toh jeet jaaoge tum.. Last over mein 2 run bhi naa banenge..
Ravi-Darra Matt be..
Main-Yahi hoga dekhliyo..
Main 5 minute rukka wahaan or wahi hua un 3 balls par 5 runs aae last over mein 5 runs caahiye they Sam ne bouncer or Yorkers maar maar k paglaa diya 2 run bane over mein or haar gaye Ravi and team..
Ravi-Kaali jubaan tu sota hua he theek tha.
Main-Hello... meri galti nahi hai teri team waale bat naa touch kar shaktey bol ko...
Match khatam hua Sam wagairaah udhar aae..
Ravi-Last match hai khelega?? 4-4 series hai...
Main-Kiski side??
Sam-Humaare mein ek banda kam hai humaare side he khel..
Ravi-Oh hell no humaare 2 bandey lele..
Sam-Deal kya thi?? Jo bhi banda aaega woh humaari side hoga.. Ab chup reh or fielding kar..
Ravi-This is cheating..
Sam-Shut up..
Main-Suno 10 over kaa match hai usase lamba khelne ki himatt naa Hai Meri.
Ravi-10 over is what we need 10 over mein tumhari saari team ludak jaegi.. Dekhta jaa..
Main-Pehla over deta hun out karlena warna bahot jyaada maarunga..
Ravi-I know.. Chalo re..
Ravi ki team mein they Rohit, Lucky, Abhi, Ashish or Abhi gang k kuch bandey yaani full star studded team thi unki humaari side they Sam Shubham or Shubham ki gang k kuch bandey..
Nicki-Noice.. The AP show.
Main - Yo.. Agar first 6 balls mein out hojaaun toh theek warna the AP show for you..
Riti-Let's go. Humlog team switch kar rahe hain Abhi tak Ravi ki side they ab tumhaari side.
Main-I know I know..
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