Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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[Awan Badshah]

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
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[Tripuri chakraborty]

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[AP 316]

Update-284(Cricket)

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Itane workload or stress k bich sabse best hai cricket.. Cricket helps you take your mind of things issliye main chota sa match khelne k liye ready hua..

Sam - Open kon karega??

Main-Main karunga..

Sam-Go Team.. Sath kon jaaega?? Humaare pass bowlers hain bc khaali.. Batting utani nahi hai.. Main or Shubham he hain..

Main-Dikh raha hai.. Tu aaja strike deta rahiyo bus out naa hue toh theek out hogaye toh bowling mein dekhlenge..

Sam-True.. Lets go...

Main-Shubham tu one down aaiyo...

Shub-Theek bhai..

Humne bat uthaae or aae ground mein.. Kit wagairaah kuch nahi thi as ball Flash ki thi.. Matlab bat par lagtey he lambi jaaegi ground bhi kaafi lamba tha toh khulke maarne kaa tha.. Hum dono aae open karne toh Ravi keeping par tha or Rohit slip mein..

Main-Bhosdk tu pehla over daal kyun risk le raha hai.. Bol raha hun gand fod dunga..

Rohit-Main bowling kar he nahi raha subah se hath mein Dard Hai...

Main-What the hell.? Fir kon karega??

Rohit-Yahi log hain..

Main-Fir toh Tumhaari gand fodunga main bc. Lol.. Kya teams banaai hai ek side saare bowlers ek side saare batsman nice..

Ravi-BC uppar se ball bhi flash ki hai lambe se pelega tu lawde..

Main-10 mein 200 maardun??

Ravi-Bc kuch toh lihaaj karle.. 15 mein 150 naa bane subah se aaj.

Main-Chal jyaada naa maarunga...

Ravi-Bhalla hoga tera..

Ab pehla over leke aaya Ashish,isko main Bachpan se dhota aaraha hun toh isko bahot maarunga main mereko dikkat bus Rohit se thi woh bowling karne waala Tha nahi so yelog gaye he lagaalo..

Ashish aaya Pehli ball daali ussne bouncer flash ki ball girrtey he syunnn karke nikal gayi.. Maine pehle padhna theek samjha issliye Pehli 3 balls roukki uski maine.. Ek maatar dikkat ribs ki thi issliye jyaada hill nahi paa raha tha main.. Issliye ek jagah khaddey-2 he khelna tha...


4th ball daali Ashish ne maine diya usko straight mein ek pyaara saa chauka.. Ashish or jo londa umpire tha unke bichon bich nikali seedhi.. Straight as an arrow..

Ashish - Lawde maardega kya..

Ravi-Ye hogaya suru bc..

Next baal ussne slower one daali maine diya usko uthaake bc bahot lambi gayi 6 run k liye.. Last fir bouncer daali ussne toh main diya usse upper cut baaki kaam ball ki speed ne kar diya piche 6ka..pehle over mein aae 16run..

Uske baad next over mein mereko last 2 baal khelne ko milli Ajit kaa over tha usko dono 6kke diye maine.. Inlog ko bahot time se dekh raha hun main issliye bahot maarunga.. Maine or Sam ne pehle 6 over mein unko 114 runs maardiye... Jisme se 70 mere or 37 Sam k they..

Ravi-Rukkjaa be gandu..

Main-ye last over uske baad retired hurt ho jaaunga meri ribs pain kar rahi hain..

Ravi-Dikkat he iss over ki hai humaare faster bowlers k over khatam hogaye bc..

Main-aahahahaahaahahahah... Spinner kaaa hai??

Ravi-Wahi toh uski gand maardega tu.

Main--Bus toh fir last over hai mera.

Ab aaya ek naya banda spinner.. Spinner ki gand fodni thi ab.. Pehli ball se he laga uske piche main Woh bechara samjh naa paaya kuch 4 six or 2, 4 jadd diye usko... 32 runs maardiye over mein.. 7 over mein 146 hogaye BC century banaadi maine..

Main-Ok Ravi main chalta hun..

Ravi-Fuck you bitch fuck you tu bowling leke aaiyo teri gand naa fod dun toh.

Main-Aaunga he nahi bc main itane runs aivein he thodi banaaein hain..

Main retire hoke aagaya Shubham gaya batting karne...

Nicki-You just destroyed them

Main-Yes i did....

Maine Paani peeya toh Wahaan ek side rakha Rohit kaa phone baj raha tha, maine dekha toh Rishi kaa he tha..

Main-Haan..

Rishi-Good News hai..

Main-Kya??

Rishi-Hari k naam kaa warrant nikal chuka hai or bahot bada warrant hai court ne usko Kal subah 9 baje takk kaa time diya hai surrender karne k liye uske baad uske or uske bhai k naam naya warrant nikalega shoot at sight kaa kyunki ussne Himachal k governor ko maarne ki dhamki di hai agar sarkaar giraai toh ussne . Or main filhal governor k pass baitha hun kaam kaa banda hai ussne bola tumlog he lelo case...

Main-Bc sachi??

Rishi-Haan usse pata toh hai he tu maarega Hari ko issliye legally he maarle bc waise bhi Tumhaari team se better konsi police team hai north India mein..

Main-Gajab..

Rishi-Toh ab caahe toh Anjali wagairaah ko bula shakta Hai Tu..

Main - Are naa unko kyun tang karna itani badi machli nahi hai woh..

Rishi-I know main bata raha tha ab permission mill he jaaegi tujhe Kal subah tak toh bulaa shakta Hai..

Main-Hmmm.. Jarurat naa padegi.. Mangal Abeer tere sath he hain??

Rishi-Haan Raatko late hojaaega aatey-2 Kaafi bakchodi hai idhar aaj cm ki announcment karke he aaunga taaki koi shakk naa rahe public k mann mein..

Main-OK.. Kar tu kaam.. Miltey Kal..

Rishi-yeah sure.. Or tera phne kahaan hai bc usko naa uthaa raha..

Main-Room mein Hai abhi laata hun jaake..

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Maine Phone rakha or aaya andar ki taraf..

Sam-Kahaan jaaraha haibe feilding aagayi..

Main-Aaraha hun phone leke...

Sam-170 banaane hain Inko..

Main-Naa ban rahe bc kissi bhi haalat mein tu start kariyo bowling...

Sam--haao.. Tu jaldi aa...


Main room mein aaya phone liya phone leke niche aaraha tha toh raaste mein Chang milgaya..

Chang-Bhaag kaafi acha letey ho boss..

Main-Fuck you bitch.. Nind mein tha bhaagna padda... Tune dekha??

Chang-Haan Sab dekha aapki race bhi or Ami ki fight bhi.

Main-Bc help naa kar shakta tha fir yahaan..

Chang-Risk naa leta itani choti si baat k liye main.. By the way Hari or uske bhai k khilaaf warrant nikal chuka hai.

Main-Haan pata chala mujhe.

Chang-Toh ab tumlog dekh he loge main jaaun waapis??

Main-padda reh be kya jaldi hai..

Chang-Men tumhe toh maalum Hai Himachal mein bahot jyaada kand kiye hain maine ek baar news nikali ki main yahaan hun toh fir Hari k alaawa or kaafi problems hojaaengi..

Main-Nahi hongi.. Tu andar padda raha kar..

Chang - Wahi kar raha hun..

Main-Chal bye main cricket khel raha hun..

Chang-Dekha balcony se maine.

Wahaan se main niche aaya toh Sam wagairaah feilding kar rahe they Ravi or Rohit opening par they 2 over ho chuke they kitane run they naa maalum mujhe bc...

Sam-Wahi khadda hojaa..

Main laga feilding par laga kya baith gaya ghaas mein.. Or main aisi jagah tha jahaan ek bhi shot naa aaya or match almost khatam hogaya.. Last 2 overs mein unko 45 runs caahiye they.. Jisme se ek Sam kaa over tha.. Ravi abhi tak khadda tha batting par.. Bahot maara tha bowlers ko ussne bhi, baaki teammates kaa sath milta toh jitwaa deta woh lekin baaki teammates iske Sam ne nipta diye... Abhi bhi agar ek over Sam kaa nahi hota toh 99% Ravi Banaa deta 2 overs mein 45...2nd last over Sam leke gaya Saamne Ravi khadda tha woh bhi set tha puri tarah.. Or ye prove kiya ussne Sam ki Pehli he ball par diya ussne Long On k uppar se 6..Or yahi hua Next ball par Sam ne Yorker kaa try Kiya lekin low full toss paddi or Ravi ne usko bhi pel diya long on k uppar se 6 k liye.. ok this is interesting.. Ab main hua khadda This match will be interesting.. Maine apni position chhodi or Mid off par aaya feilding k liye bowler k pass.. Sam ko ek aadh batsman he tang kartey hain humaare full circle mein.. Ek toh Main or Dusara Ravi kabhi kabhaar Rohit agar woh set ho toh.. Or Start ki 2 ball par 6 maarke Ravi ne prove kardiya tha ki match nahi chhodega woh..



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[AP 316]

Update-285(I am Smart....................................................... And Also Dangerous)





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Ab jab Ravi maarne laga tha toh main aaya Sam k pass..

Main-Kya kar raha hai bhosdk..?

Sam-Maar he raha hai bc ye set hai..

Main-Slower one daal...

Sam-Wahi soch raha tha main...


Sam ne next ball daali slower one lekin Ravi pehle se he ready tha ussne wait kiya or aatey he diya mid wicket k pass se garma garam choukaa..


Sam--Bhosdk gandu or dalwaale slower one..

Main-Chutiye tu khud bola tu bhi wahi soch raha tha gandu mera Naam naa le.. Bhosdk agar next 3 ball par 8-10 or khaaliye tune toh haar jaaenge bhosdk iske saamne next over kon daalega.. 4th ball sam ne daali ek out swinger jisko Ravi ne maarna toh kahin or caaha lekin bat kaa edge laga or woh 2nd slip k pass se nikal gayi 4 run k liye.. 4 balls par 20 aachuke they this is interesting..

Sam- fuck.. Ye lejaaega match bhenchod jaanwar.. iski catch naa chutti hoti suru mein toh jeet chuke hotey abtak..

Main-Focus kar gandu..

Sam ne next maari bouncer lekin Ravi bc pehle he samjh gaya or ussne diya upper cut Sam ki bowling speed kaafi hai toh touch hotey he 6 k liye gayi ball..


Main-Holy fuck.. Bhenchod.. That shot was lit.

Sam-I know harr ball ko maar raha hai gandu..

Last ball aai Abki baar Sam ne liya lamba run up or maari bhayaanak fast ball syunnn karke nikal gayi bat k pass se bc almost edge lag gaya tha bat kaa..

Sam-Kya hua dikhi nahi...

Ravi-Ye mujhe naa dikhi aage waali tujhe naa dikhegi..

Sam-BawliGand ball he last thi meri agli kahaan se laayega.. Bada aaya Viks waala Virat kohli lawde..

Main-Ahahahaha..

Last over mein 19 runs caahiye they.. Ab koi or fainkta toh humlog haar jaatey 100% kyunki Ravi set tha or first ball par strike leke bhi woh last ki 5 ball mein 19 maardega easily ...Issliye main he bowling leke gaya I know main injured tha or fast nahi faink shakta tha lekin still baaki bowlers se Ravi ko main jyaada jaanta tha.. Main ball leke gaya Ravi non striker end par tha..

Ravi-Medium pace fainkega??

Main-Haan injured hun naa be...

Ravi-Bahot maarunga beta strike par jaatey he..

Main-I know..

Saamne tha ab ek average batsman or mereko usko wahin rakhna tha issliye maine keeper or baaki sabhi feilders ko aage he bulaa liya.... Maine Pehli ball daali chota saa run up leke inswinger woh naa samjh paaya or ball gayi seedhi keeper k pass..

Ravi-Bhosdk bat bhida gandu.. Aise kya khadda hai tera baap aake shot maarega..

Ravi uske pass gaya or usko samjhaake aaya or kya samjhaake aaya hoga mujhe maalum tha ki sab fielders uppar hain ek thoda hawa mein khel de or keval Ek he run bhagana or 3 hon toh bhagna.. Basically yahi caahiye tha mujhe.. Or issi planning k according maine next ball daali ek slower bouncer jisse Woh Ravi k kahe anusaar hawa mein maarne laga lekin ek toh slower one uppar se bouncer uppar se meri daali ball bat ka top edge laga or ussne woh ball wahin mere sir k uppar uthaa di hawa mein.. Ravi Bhaag gaya strike lene k liye usse lawda farak naa Tha iss chutiye k catch out hone se usse bus strike caahiye thi.. Lekin main thehra kutta aadmi maine woh catch chhod di or niche girrtey he tappa khake mere hath mein aai or maine maari saamne wickets k uppar.. Ravi pohancha nahi tha...

Sam-Howzdatttt....

Sab chilaa paddey...

Or Ravi itana durr se Bhaag raha tha ki ussne dekha he nahi kya hua.. Woh apni side pohanchke rukka..


Shuba-Howzdatt.....

Ravi-Bhosdk Catch k liye itani appeal kon karta hai..

Sam-Side mein dekh..

Ravi-Kya..??

Ravi ne dekha side mein toh ukhdi wicket or ball dekh k game samjh gaya ek baar toh muskuraaya or fir niche baith gaya sir pakkad k.. Leg umpire ne out dediya...

Main Sam gaye celebrate kartey hue uske pass..

Sam-Lawda lele lawda..

Ravi-Bhosdk you did me dirty.. Bahot jyaada dirty.. That was 500 IQ play I give you that mujhe hansi aarahi hai Khud par..fuck bhenchod.. That was smart..


Main-Aise toh gand he naa fodd deta tu meri..

Ravi-Bhayaanak form mein tha be harr ball par maarta tereko..

Main-I know..

Ravi out hoke gaya Or uske baad match mein kuch bacha naa Tha next batsmat ne bus last ball par 4 maara ek or humlog jeet gaye match.. Ravi he game tha woh gaya game gaya.. Khair A win is a win and I love to win..


Cricket over hua humlog room mein aake nahaae kapdey change kiye tabtak Rishi sarkaar Banaa chuka tha bus shapath leni baaki thi jo Parson hone waali thi..Current government ne try takk naa Kiya humein roukaney kaa itani buri tarah chude they woh.. Governor humaare sath tha toh sab turant horaha tha..


Main room mein tha shyaam k time tab Chang kaa call aaya mere pass...

Main-Haan..

Chang-Tumhaari security kidhar hai??

Main-Rishi k sath hain..

Chang-Toh kuch toh bulaao yahaan par.. Abhi maine 2 gaadiyaan dekhi hain chakkar Kaat rahi hain 100% Hari k bandey hain.. Itana risk kyun lena hai.. Kissi ko hojaaega kuch befaltu mein..

Main-My bad bulaata hun..

Chang-Black Swift.. White scorpio..

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Maine Rishi k pass call kiya or call kartey time niche aaya dekhne k liye kon hai bhenchod.. Sathmein deagle Lee.. Sam wagairaah already niche they...

Main niche aaya tabtak Rishi ne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine Mangal k pass call kiya..ussne uthaa liya.

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Abe kuch bandey idhar bhi bhej sabka udhar kya karoge.. Idhar log ghum rahe hain..


Mangal-My bad.. Vinny ko he bhejdeta hun kuch Bandon k sath.

Main-Toh bhosdk sabko kya leke Jaana...

Mangal-Bheed ko control karne k liye men Rishi jaldi aaya hai Jack he aaya hai uske sath bus..

Main-Jack yahaan hai toh bhai ki security kon lead kar raha hai.


Mangal-Bhai 2 din k rest par hain bahaar Jaana Nahi toh ghar par sab guards hain he..

Main-Tu yahaan bhej bc jaldi...

Mangal-Abhi le..

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Main lawn mein aaya toh jyaadatar students wahin they baaki room mein tv wagairaah dekhrahe honge.. Ami Sam Ravi Rohit Riti mam or Nicki Mam bhi wahin they.. Bhenchod maanana padega Yahaan kaa mousam 24 ghantey aisa rehta hai ki yahaan ghaas mein he baitha rahe... Khair maine Ami ko ishaara kiya ki gun leke aae apni..woh turant Bhaag k gayi Sam ne dekh liya toh woh meri taraf aaya Ravi or Rohit k sath..

Sam-Sab theek hai??

Main-Abe or bhaade k tattu chakkar Kaat rahe hain bahaar or bhenchod yelog sab bandey sath leke gaye hain befaltu kaa risk derakha hai yaar.. Ek baar Darra detey hain Inko tabtak Vinny aajaaega..

Ravi-Rishi ko jaldi aana padda issliye issues horahe hain...

Main-Wahi uske sath bandey nahi aa paae..

Sam-Haan..

Main-Aajao mast cheej dikhaata hun..

Sam-Hell yeah..

Humlog bahaar aae toh filhaal bahaar waali galli khaali thi lekin agle he minute aai ek swift chakkar lagaati hui usme 5 bandey they sab bhaade k Tattu jo shakal se he dikh raha tha.. Uske piche piche scorpio aagayi usme 6 bandey they.. Wohlog chakkar he Kaat rahe they.. Tabtak Ami aagayi.. Apni pistol with silencer leke..

Ami-Haan sir order..

Main - Scorpio aaegi abhi driver ko maarna lekin dhyaan rahe marre nahi aaram se maarne kaa.. Main swift waale ko dekhunga.. Tumlog piche aajaao..

Sam Ravi Rohit piche ko hogaye or abki baar jaise he swift aai or mere pass se nikali main tha taiyaar or mera aim hai godlike jaise he pass se nikali maine goli daag di driver k shoulder mein bhenchod deagle ki awaaj itani thi ki gand fatt jaae.. Driver ki toh fatt gayi gand because usse lagi thi goli or goli lagtey he uska control hatta jisase gaadi ki speed badhi or seedha saamne deewar mein thokdi... Uske piche piche aai scorpio Ami ready thi ussne same mere waali technique use ki bus dikkat ye thi ki scorpio swift se thodi unchi hai issliye woh bullet uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich lagi.. Isme awaaj bhi nahi hui lekin unlog ne dekh liya tha ki goli chali hai gaadi ki haalat iski bhi wahi hui gaadi control naa hui or seedhi deewar mein thokdi.. Or turant he dono gaadiyon mein se bandey uttare or bhaage gand faad Humse opposite direction mein.. Inke pass chaaku talwaar thi guns expect nahi ki thi inhone.. Sab bhaage bus 3 bandey rukke jisme se ek toh hath joddke khaada hogaya wahin Humse dur or baaki 2 bandon ne swift waale driver ko Scorpio mein daala jo injured tha or turant leke gaadi nikal gaye.. Swift wahin reh gayi..

Sam-Holy fucking shit that shot was insane..

Ravi-Bc not gonna lie AP waala shot bhayaanak tha Scorpio fir bhi slow thi lekin swift ki speed jyaada thi still bhenchod Window k andar se shoulder mein daagna gajab..


Rohit-Yelog nahi aaenge ab waapis..

Ravi - ahahaha.. Trueee...

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[AP 316]

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