Update-84(They Fucked Up)
Lucky - Humlog aaenge, Jabtak tum nakali Sharaab bechana bandh nahi karoge humlog aaenge....
Jai-Taangein Todd dunga ek ek ki abki baar aake dikhaana...
Jaise jaise Jairam ki tone unchi horahi thi unmein se jyaadatar ki gand fatt rahi thi ladkiyaan toh piche jaatey jaatey ek kone mein hogayi thi....beshak badi family se hon ye log lekin family kya karegi jab gand futt jaaegi...
Abhi-complaint jaa chuki hai tere khilaaf tere Sharaab k samples bhi bheje hain health department ko humne...
Jai-Tu pagal hai kya be aise samples check nahi hotey kya pata tu kissi Orr jagah se bhejdey mere naam se... Wohlog khud aake lenge samples toh verify honge...
Ispar humein hansi aagayi baat sahi thi jairam ki ye toh seedhi si baat hai aise toh koi bhi kissi ko bhi fansaane k liye khud galat sample bhejdega uske naam se...
Rohit-Yep that was dumb...
Jai-Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tumlog kiski aulaad ho lekin abki baar agar mere area mein aae toh woh haalat karunga ki tumhaare gharwaale gharse bahaar nahi nikalenge tumhe...
Ussi time Anjali Rajat or Ami wahaan aagaye..
Anjali-Kya haal hain Janaab...
Main-bus daya hai aapki...
Anjali-So kya situation hai yahaan...
Abhi-Dekhiye naa madam ye log humaare College mein illegally ghusske humlog ko he dhamki derahe hain...
Jai-Parnaam ACP saahibaa...
Anjali-Par naam warna am toh theek jairam kya hai ye sab...
Jai-dekhiye madam hua ye ki aapko maalum Hai main apna Saara kaam legally he rakhta hun apun naa befaltu kuch karta hai naa kuch Orr toh yelog apne college kaa jhanda, banners leke mere area mein aae 3 baar or mere khilaaf he jhulush nikaala or ye chilaaye ki meri Sharaab mein jehar hai wagairaah wagairaah jabki aisa kuch hai nahi toh uss time main wahaan tha nahi toh aaj inhe bataane aaya hun ki bhai aisa naa Karo dhandey par assar padta hai humein bhi toh kaam chalaana hai.. Lekin ye Maan nahi rahe..
Ussi time Nicki Madam or Riti madam bhi wahaan aagaye...
Main-Oh fuck....
Nicki - Kya horaha hai ye sab...? Kon hain yelog...
Main-Outsiders...
Nicki-tum sablog college se bahaar abhi k abhi..
Jai-ji Bus 5 minutes...
Nicki-Abhi k abhi... Leave... Sab k Sab...
Ispar ek aadmi ki gand mein chull hui or woh boll padda... "A Chamiya bhai ne bola naa 5 m. M. M. M. M."
Uska shabad munh mein he atak gaya kyunki Usase pehle he main khadda hua or diya uske thobadey par ghumaake ek bahyaanak punch woh piche ko or table par jaake girrra lawda pura ghumm gaya tha.. Ye dekh Unlog ki gand fatt gayi...
Ami-Holy Shit that was a banger...
Ravi-Bc that was fire...
Unsabki gand fatt gayi kyunki ye sab itani jaldi hua ki aadhon ko toh samjh nahi aaya kya hua...
Jai-A..... AP bhai maafi maafi bachaa hai woh...
Main-bolna nahi bichmein... Tu uth be khadda ho...
Jiya-AP no.. No..
Ispar woh khadda hua girrta padta bc lawde kaa gunda banega ek punch mein bhonkhala gaya..
Main-Pairon mein girrke maafi Maang bol sorry madam aage se aisa nahi hoga...
Woh apne ghutano par aaya... Lekin ussi time Nicki mam usase durr hogayi...
Nicki-It's ok don't do that ...
Jai-sorry madam ji dekhiye hua ye ki...
Usane puri baat bataai ki Unlog ne kiya kya...
Nicki--AP take care of this matter...
Main--Kon...? main?? ... Naaa Main kyun i dont care..
Nicki-Because I said so... Right now...
Main-ok OK.. So jyaada kuch hai nahi yahaan par Humlog Police ko raid k liye boldetey hain wohlog samples lelenge.. Abhi k abhi.. Or Agar unhe kuch bhi nahi Milla toh tumlog ko humaare college waale kabhi pareshan nahi karenge or agar kuch mila toh you are done... Personally aaunga main mithaai leke...
Jai-bhai raid nahi karwaa shakta main... Please samjhiye....
Main-Chup be...
Jai-Aap ek baar Mangal bhai se baat karlo... Woh bolenge woh maanlunga..
Main-Lol decision maine banaaya hai or isse koi nahi badal shakta... I am the face that runs the place..
Jai-maalum Hai bhai aapka he namak khaaya hai... Please Ek baar baat karlo bhai...
Main-kitana chipku haibe tu... Ok woh bolega jo maanlega..
Jai-ji bhai..
Maine Mangal ko call lagaaya or Mobile speaker par karke table par rakha...
Mangal-Ji Sir...
Main - Sun...
Mangal-bol jaldi bhaari busy hun yaar...
Main-Ye Jairam ko jaanta hai kya tu...
Mangal-ummmmm... Jairam... Haan puraana jaankaar hai...
Main-kharcha Paani dedun usko...?
Mangal-Tera mann kar raha hai toh dede... Waise kya karega usko kharcha Paani deke third class banda hai waise he Maan jaaega...
Main-Aise he entertainment purpose k liye.
Mangal - Ok karle...
Main-reason sunega..
Mangal - Arrey nahi yaar bahot kaam baaki hai office mein tu kar raha hai toh koi reason hoga he karle.... Shyaam ko miltey humlog...
Main-ok bye...
Call disconnected...
Ye sab sunke Jairam kaa chehra safed hogaya...
Main-Ab bol thokdun...?
Jai-bhai ek second idhar aaiye jarra...
Ye bolke humdono thoda side mein aagaye..
Jai-Bhai mere Sharaab mein koi milaawat nahi hai 10 saal se iss dhandey mein hun aapke pariwar k niche kabhi ye sab nahi kiya..
Main-toh bhen k lawde mana kyun kar raha hai honede raid...
Jai-bhai yahi toh dikkat Hai... Main kya hai stock se thodi jyaada Sharaab rakhta hun theke par kyunki demand he itani hai or jab raid hogi toh wohlog stock registers bhi check karenge toh pakadda jaaunga... Or itani si baat k liye license chala jaaega bhai...
Main-maadarjaat pehle nahi bataa shakta tha ye side mein bulaake... Lawda... Sun raid toh hogi he ab... Lekin main boldunga stokes check naa honge khaali samples leke nikal lenge woh... Khuss...
Jai-Bilkul bhai... Dhanywaad Dhanywaad....
Main-Orr bhosdk itana laalach naa Kiya Kar... Limit mein stock rakha Kar nahi toh kissi din gand marwaadega apni bhi or humaari bhi lawde samjha..
Jai-aage se nahi karunga bhai..
Humlog waapis middle mein aae...
Main-Anjali Warrant nikalwaao ek or iske sab jagah par ek team bhejo or unko bolo samples collect karein... Or results ASAP caahiye...
Anjali-Jiya ko abhi lagaadeti hun...
Main-Nice...
Jai-Humlog nikaltey bhai...
Main-nikal... Or doobara college k andar bina permission aaya toh yahin admission karwaadunga tera...
Jai-Ji bhai...
Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye...
Anjali-humlog bhi nikalte... Bye guys... NICKI bye...
Nicki-Bye Anji..
Ami-Bye nicks...
Nicki-Bye bye Ami...
Uske baad wohlog bhi nikal gaye or Nicki mam waapis apne gusse waale Rupp mein aai...
Nicki-Enough is enough ye sab nahi Kar shaktey tumlog college kaa naam aise nahi uchaal shaktey kahin bhi kabhi bhi aise apne personal use k liye woh bhi Bina kissi permission k I am sick and tired of you guys...belive me agar police ko kuch nahi Milla naa iske against toh main tumlog k khilaaf report banaaungi or khud Principal Sir or Advisor ko Bhejungi... Have a good day...
Ye sun Abhi gang ki gand fatt gayi unka munh khulla rehagaya.. Or Nicki mam wahaan se nikal li Riti mam k sath...
Rohit-You guys are so so so dumb.. Dude kam se kam rules toh padhlo president girri jhaadney se pehle I mean seriously... Tumlog college kaa naam aise use nahi kar shaktey... Bina permission k toh kahin bhi use nahi kar shaktey... Or sun lo mujhe surely maalum Hai Ye Jairam k samples mein kuch nahi millega isliye tumlog faayde mein rahoge abhi k abhi jaake Nicki mam k pair pakad lo kyunki agar unhone report file ki toh dikkat hojaaegi 1 month k suspension se leke rusticate hone k chances bhi hain tum sab k...
Ye sunke woh or bokhala gaye...
Sam-or filhaal jo situation hai uske according rusticate ho tum sab...
Abhi-t. T.. T. Toh ab kya karein bhai...
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