Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[King]

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[NOVA SHARMA]

Bhai mene inn tin din mein tumhari puri story padh li basically you are too good mere pass shabd hi nahi hai you are fucking awesome bro

 

[AP 316]

Bhai mene inn tin din mein tumhari puri story padh li basically you are too good mere pass shabd hi nahi hai you are fucking awesome bro

Thanks bhidu for such kind words... Welcome to this thread... Keep supporting like this...

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[AP 316]

Update-83(Another One)

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Main Subah Mast so raha tha itani bhaagdoud k baad ki Mujhe kissi ne jaga diya maine dekha toh babhi thi....

Main-Babhi 6.30 hue hain what the hell...

Deepika - Woh Ladki aai hai apne bhai k sath they are leaving for Boston... Or tumse milana caahti hain...

Main-oh my god or emotional drama i fucking hate this....

Deepika-bach nahi shakta maine already kehdiya hai ki tu uppar hai so let's go...

Main babhi k sath niche aaya toh Niche Priyanka or Uska bhai khadey they... Unke alaawa Meenu Rishi Or Deva bhai bhi wahaan they...



Main-Hi Morning everyone...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Rishi sab set hai..?

Rishi-Yo bro car and driver ready hai airport Jaane k liye 11 baje ki flight hai or aage kaa bhi sab intejaam kardiya Hai...

Main-Great...

Pri-I came here to thank you once again It means the world to us... I don't even know or kya kahun

Main-Bus karo ab itana thanks nahi boltey...

Pri-Also Rishi Many many...

Lekin Rishi ne uski baat bich mein he Kaat di..

Rishi-don't worry humaari family mein se kissi ek ko thanks kahaa it means sabko thanks kahaa alag alag bolne ki jarurat nahi hai...

Deepi-Lol So true...

Ispar woh ladka bola...

Ladka-Thanks For everything bhai di ne bataaya ki ye sab aapki wajah se hua hai...

Main-chill dude... Jaldi he theek hojaaoge tum don't worry a bit...

Rishi-Ab jyaada derr lagaaoge Toh late hojaaoge so make it quick... And call me Agar kuch bhi problem ho toh...

Uske baad Priyanka ne thoda or thanks puraan jaari rakha and uske baad woh dono chale gaye...

Main-Oh i hate this jab itana emotional drama hota woh bhi ek sath main nahi seh shakta ye sab...

Deva-lol.. Finally its over...

Main-Yep Finally...

Uske baad main niche sofa par he sogaya college time par Meenu ne fir mujhe jagaya or main jaake ready hua and fir Breakfast kiya sabne... Nicki mam kaa msg aaya mere pass unhone humein jaldi bulaaya college mein koi kaam hoga shayad...

Babhi-tumlog college Roj alag alag cars lejaana bandh karoge...?

Main-kyun...?

Babhi-kyunki maine kahaa hai isliye... Padhne jaatey ho yaa show off karne... Aaj se he koi ek car select karo or ussi mein jaao....

Ravi-ok maserati... Done...

Babhi-thappad maarungi naa toh yahi late jaaega uska price maalum Hai mujhe... Koi normal car leke jaao...

Rishi-babhi I don't know aap kabhi garrage mein gayi ho yaa nahi but wahaan koi normal car nahi hai...

Babhi-Jo bhi ho 3 crore ki car leke College nahi Jaane dene waali tumhe main... Tu koi middle type car dede Inko...

Rishi-Sasti si dedun...

Babhi-I don't know tereko toh maalum mujhe kuch nahi pata cars k baare mein...

Rishi-OK Tumlog JaguarXF lejaaya karo 5 seater hai or only 15 lakh ki hai or tumhaare laayak bhi...


Main samjh Gaya tha ki rishi babhi ko behlaane k liye bolraha hai kyunki XF 50 laakh ki gaadi hai bc gaadi kya maal hai puri..

Main-kya yaar Rishi....

Babhi-It's final AP...

Main-ok OK fine...

Humlog bahaar aaye hanste hue...

Main-Babhi kitani innocent hain yaar...

Sam-lol... True...

Humlog ne garrage se JAGUAR XF nikaal bc black color mein kyaa lag rahi thi...

Sam-chalo ye sahi hai isko lejaa shaktey hain kai din...

Ravi-hell yeah...

Ravi ne car drive ki toh bc kaafi sahi car thi as Rishi jehar cars he laata hai... humlog college pohanchey kaafi early tha time se toh bahot Kam students he dikhrahe they jo they woh bhi hostel waale chutiye they... Rohit bhi humaare sath sath he aagaya tha...

Main-Yo lawde new bike Kittey ki Lee...

Rohit-35 laakh bro... Brand new imported...

Main-Sahi hai bc ye 7th bike hai teri shayad...

Rohit-10th bro.. You know i love bikes more then cars...

Main-I know I know...


Rohit-Aaj itani jaldi kaise aagaye tumlog..?

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai koi kaam hoga unko...

Rohit-OK.. Chal tumlog jaake aao main canteen mein millunga...

Main-Ok...

Humlog wahaan se nikale or staff room ki side aae he they ki Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Rohit-Canteen mein aaja...

Main-Abe Jaane toh de aaraha Nicki mam se milke...

Rohit-Abhi k abhi..

Main - don't fucking tell me ek or problem aagayi hai... Aarahe hain...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-kya hua...?

Main-Canteen mein Panga hua hai...

Sam-Jaldi chal fir...

Humlog canteen mein aaye toh andar 15-20 aadmi khadey they hattey kattey shakal se he mawali lag rahe they... Or unke just saamne Ashish Ajit Lucky Abhi Mouni Sneha Sana Arushi Divya or uske alaawa Woh Ananya bhi thi Raajypaal ki ladki you know... Bc aaj first time isse college mein dekha tha yaa pehle Milla nahi tha toh ispar dhyaan nahi diya... But jo bhi ho bahot sundar thi ladki... Ab back to present Un aadmiyon kaa ek Boss tha Rowdy type jo Lucky and gang se baat kar raha tha or Rohit unsabke Bichmein khadda tha... Or Lucky wagairaah ki shakal se he lag raha tha ki unhone kand kiya hai koi.....

Main-First of all inhe andar kon aane diya be...?

Ispar woh boss bina piche muddey bola...

'Humein kon rokkega Bhalaa'....

Main-Thappad maarunga naa toh yahin k yahin mutt dega...

Ispar woh piche mudda toh usne mujhe dekha toh usse apni galati kaa ehsaash hua... But dikkat ye thi bc uska thobada bhi mujhe dekha hua laga...

'Arey AP sahaab maafi maai baap kaise ho AAp'...?

Main-haawt As hell... Tu kon bc lekin...? Shakal dekheli lagrahi teri..?


'Main Jairam bhai Mangal bhai ka banda hun..'

Main - Haan Haan dekha hai tereko Haweli par...

Jai-Dekhiye naa bhai...

Main-ek second Laxman 4 special beta...

Lax-2 minute mein laaya bhai...

Hum 4on unke side mein chairs par baithgayi.. .. Baaki Sab khaddey they..

Main-So kya problem hogayi beta Jairam...

Iska jawaab Abhi ne diya..

Abhi-Humaari problem hai tumlog ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai... We don't need any help...

Main-Hell yeah.. I didn't even know kya dikkat Hai and now I don't even want to know...

Jai-Main continue karun bhai...?

Main-Sure sure go ahead...

Ispar Jairam unki taraf mudda and apni tone unchi ki... Like dhamki dene waali...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe maalum Hai tum sab bade baap ki aulaad ho wagairaah wagairaah lekin mere kaam mein taang adaaney kaa nahi main kanoon k khilaaf kuch nahi karta Daru bechta hun toh uska license hai mere pass 5on liquor Stores kaa or Harr ek bar kaa license hai mere pass..

Main-(aaram se) iss lawde k pass bar hain be...

Rohit - bhosdk chaltey hain kabhi fir...

Ravi-exactly...



Abhi-lekin tum Sharaab k naam par jehar bechtey ho...


Main-(aaram se) What the fuck ab naa Jaane waale...

Sam-lol...


Jai-Bakwass hai ye.. Kya proof hai tere pass...?

Abhi-Tumhaare area mein issi wajah se log bimar padd rahe hain...

Jai-Ghanta wohlog Sharaab ki wajah se bimar naa padd rahe woh isliye bimar padd rahe hain kyunki daily 14-15 hours factory mein kaam kartey hain wohlog jo ki illegal hai lekin paise k liye woh kuch bhi kartey hain... Or fir naam mera aata hai...

Abhi-Nahi ye sab Tumhaari Sharaab ki wajah se hai...

Ussi time mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha...

Main-Yo...

Anjali-Tere college se kissi Lucky kaa call aaya hai koi kand horaha hai kya.... Main on the way hun...

Main-Haan... Keh sha...

Jai-Dekho bach...

Main-Oh hello Aankh k andhe dikhta nahi kya phone par baat Kar raha hun chup nahi baith shakta bc 2minutes...haan Anji kehshaktey hain tumhaare laayak he problem hai aajao lekin arrest Matt karna banda apna he hai...

Anjali-OK boss 2 minutes mein pohanch rahe...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Main-Haan bhai continue kar...



Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe tumse koi matlab nahi hai or naa he main tumlog ko pittaney aaya hun yahaan gunda nahi hun koi main lekin seedhi si baat hai agli baar mere area mein aake mere khilaaf he tumlog ne dharna diya yaa jhulush nikaala toh ek ek ko fodd daalunga...


Continued...

 

[John Cena]

Update-83(Another One)

​

Main Subah Mast so raha tha itani bhaagdoud k baad ki Mujhe kissi ne jaga diya maine dekha toh babhi thi....

Main-Babhi 6.30 hue hain what the hell...

Deepika - Woh Ladki aai hai apne bhai k sath they are leaving for Boston... Or tumse milana caahti hain...

Main-oh my god or emotional drama i fucking hate this....

Deepika-bach nahi shakta maine already kehdiya hai ki tu uppar hai so let's go...

Main babhi k sath niche aaya toh Niche Priyanka or Uska bhai khadey they... Unke alaawa Meenu Rishi Or Deva bhai bhi wahaan they...



Main-Hi Morning everyone...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Rishi sab set hai..?

Rishi-Yo bro car and driver ready hai airport Jaane k liye 11 baje ki flight hai or aage kaa bhi sab intejaam kardiya Hai...

Main-Great...

Pri-I came here to thank you once again It means the world to us... I don't even know or kya kahun

Main-Bus karo ab itana thanks nahi boltey...

Pri-Also Rishi Many many...

Lekin Rishi ne uski baat bich mein he Kaat di..

Rishi-don't worry humaari family mein se kissi ek ko thanks kahaa it means sabko thanks kahaa alag alag bolne ki jarurat nahi hai...

Deepi-Lol So true...

Ispar woh ladka bola...

Ladka-Thanks For everything bhai di ne bataaya ki ye sab aapki wajah se hua hai...

Main-chill dude... Jaldi he theek hojaaoge tum don't worry a bit...

Rishi-Ab jyaada derr lagaaoge Toh late hojaaoge so make it quick... And call me Agar kuch bhi problem ho toh...

Uske baad Priyanka ne thoda or thanks puraan jaari rakha and uske baad woh dono chale gaye...

Main-Oh i hate this jab itana emotional drama hota woh bhi ek sath main nahi seh shakta ye sab...

Deva-lol.. Finally its over...

Main-Yep Finally...

Uske baad main niche sofa par he sogaya college time par Meenu ne fir mujhe jagaya or main jaake ready hua and fir Breakfast kiya sabne... Nicki mam kaa msg aaya mere pass unhone humein jaldi bulaaya college mein koi kaam hoga shayad...

Babhi-tumlog college Roj alag alag cars lejaana bandh karoge...?

Main-kyun...?

Babhi-kyunki maine kahaa hai isliye... Padhne jaatey ho yaa show off karne... Aaj se he koi ek car select karo or ussi mein jaao....

Ravi-ok maserati... Done...

Babhi-thappad maarungi naa toh yahi late jaaega uska price maalum Hai mujhe... Koi normal car leke jaao...

Rishi-babhi I don't know aap kabhi garrage mein gayi ho yaa nahi but wahaan koi normal car nahi hai...

Babhi-Jo bhi ho 3 crore ki car leke College nahi Jaane dene waali tumhe main... Tu koi middle type car dede Inko...

Rishi-Sasti si dedun...

Babhi-I don't know tereko toh maalum mujhe kuch nahi pata cars k baare mein...

Rishi-OK Tumlog JaguarXF lejaaya karo 5 seater hai or only 15 lakh ki hai or tumhaare laayak bhi...


Main samjh Gaya tha ki rishi babhi ko behlaane k liye bolraha hai kyunki XF 50 laakh ki gaadi hai bc gaadi kya maal hai puri..

Main-kya yaar Rishi....

Babhi-It's final AP...

Main-ok OK fine...

Humlog bahaar aaye hanste hue...

Main-Babhi kitani innocent hain yaar...

Sam-lol... True...

Humlog ne garrage se JAGUAR XF nikaal bc black color mein kyaa lag rahi thi...

Sam-chalo ye sahi hai isko lejaa shaktey hain kai din...

Ravi-hell yeah...

Ravi ne car drive ki toh bc kaafi sahi car thi as Rishi jehar cars he laata hai... humlog college pohanchey kaafi early tha time se toh bahot Kam students he dikhrahe they jo they woh bhi hostel waale chutiye they... Rohit bhi humaare sath sath he aagaya tha...

Main-Yo lawde new bike Kittey ki Lee...

Rohit-35 laakh bro... Brand new imported...

Main-Sahi hai bc ye 7th bike hai teri shayad...

Rohit-10th bro.. You know i love bikes more then cars...

Main-I know I know...


Rohit-Aaj itani jaldi kaise aagaye tumlog..?

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai koi kaam hoga unko...

Rohit-OK.. Chal tumlog jaake aao main canteen mein millunga...

Main-Ok...

Humlog wahaan se nikale or staff room ki side aae he they ki Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Rohit-Canteen mein aaja...

Main-Abe Jaane toh de aaraha Nicki mam se milke...

Rohit-Abhi k abhi..

Main - don't fucking tell me ek or problem aagayi hai... Aarahe hain...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-kya hua...?

Main-Canteen mein Panga hua hai...

Sam-Jaldi chal fir...

Humlog canteen mein aaye toh andar 15-20 aadmi khadey they hattey kattey shakal se he mawali lag rahe they... Or unke just saamne Ashish Ajit Lucky Abhi Mouni Sneha Sana Arushi Divya or uske alaawa Woh Ananya bhi thi Raajypaal ki ladki you know... Bc aaj first time isse college mein dekha tha yaa pehle Milla nahi tha toh ispar dhyaan nahi diya... But jo bhi ho bahot sundar thi ladki... Ab back to present Un aadmiyon kaa ek Boss tha Rowdy type jo Lucky and gang se baat kar raha tha or Rohit unsabke Bichmein khadda tha... Or Lucky wagairaah ki shakal se he lag raha tha ki unhone kand kiya hai koi.....

Main-First of all inhe andar kon aane diya be...?

Ispar woh boss bina piche muddey bola...

'Humein kon rokkega Bhalaa'....

Main-Thappad maarunga naa toh yahin k yahin mutt dega...

Ispar woh piche mudda toh usne mujhe dekha toh usse apni galati kaa ehsaash hua... But dikkat ye thi bc uska thobada bhi mujhe dekha hua laga...

'Arey AP sahaab maafi maai baap kaise ho AAp'...?

Main-haawt As hell... Tu kon bc lekin...? Shakal dekheli lagrahi teri..?


'Main Jairam bhai Mangal bhai ka banda hun..'

Main - Haan Haan dekha hai tereko Haweli par...

Jai-Dekhiye naa bhai...

Main-ek second Laxman 4 special beta...

Lax-2 minute mein laaya bhai...

Hum 4on unke side mein chairs par baithgayi.. .. Baaki Sab khaddey they..

Main-So kya problem hogayi beta Jairam...

Iska jawaab Abhi ne diya..

Abhi-Humaari problem hai tumlog ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai... We don't need any help...

Main-Hell yeah.. I didn't even know kya dikkat Hai and now I don't even want to know...

Jai-Main continue karun bhai...?

Main-Sure sure go ahead...

Ispar Jairam unki taraf mudda and apni tone unchi ki... Like dhamki dene waali...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe maalum Hai tum sab bade baap ki aulaad ho wagairaah wagairaah lekin mere kaam mein taang adaaney kaa nahi main kanoon k khilaaf kuch nahi karta Daru bechta hun toh uska license hai mere pass 5on liquor Stores kaa or Harr ek bar kaa license hai mere pass..

Main-(aaram se) iss lawde k pass bar hain be...

Rohit - bhosdk chaltey hain kabhi fir...

Ravi-exactly...



Abhi-lekin tum Sharaab k naam par jehar bechtey ho...


Main-(aaram se) What the fuck ab naa Jaane waale...

Sam-lol...


Jai-Bakwass hai ye.. Kya proof hai tere pass...?

Abhi-Tumhaare area mein issi wajah se log bimar padd rahe hain...

Jai-Ghanta wohlog Sharaab ki wajah se bimar naa padd rahe woh isliye bimar padd rahe hain kyunki daily 14-15 hours factory mein kaam kartey hain wohlog jo ki illegal hai lekin paise k liye woh kuch bhi kartey hain... Or fir naam mera aata hai...

Abhi-Nahi ye sab Tumhaari Sharaab ki wajah se hai...

Ussi time mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha...

Main-Yo...

Anjali-Tere college se kissi Lucky kaa call aaya hai koi kand horaha hai kya.... Main on the way hun...

Main-Haan... Keh sha...

Jai-Dekho bach...

Main-Oh hello Aankh k andhe dikhta nahi kya phone par baat Kar raha hun chup nahi baith shakta bc 2minutes...haan Anji kehshaktey hain tumhaare laayak he problem hai aajao lekin arrest Matt karna banda apna he hai...

Anjali-OK boss 2 minutes mein pohanch rahe...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Main-Haan bhai continue kar...



Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe tumse koi matlab nahi hai or naa he main tumlog ko pittaney aaya hun yahaan gunda nahi hun koi main lekin seedhi si baat hai agli baar mere area mein aake mere khilaaf he tumlog ne dharna diya yaa jhulush nikaala toh ek ek ko fodd daalunga...


Continued...

Ya Abhi kuch zyada hi phudak raha ha is ki gand mar do chawloot ki

 

[Genius]

Nayi bakchodi

Bc ye lucky gang chutiya hai ek bar iski pond dhang se bajni chahiye


Superb update

 

[mysteryman]

nice update

tarif karne ki jarurat hai hi nhi kyonki u know AP is best.....

so waiting for next update ....

 

[Last benchers]

Update-83(Another One)

​

Main Subah Mast so raha tha itani bhaagdoud k baad ki Mujhe kissi ne jaga diya maine dekha toh babhi thi....

Main-Babhi 6.30 hue hain what the hell...

Deepika - Woh Ladki aai hai apne bhai k sath they are leaving for Boston... Or tumse milana caahti hain...

Main-oh my god or emotional drama i fucking hate this....

Deepika-bach nahi shakta maine already kehdiya hai ki tu uppar hai so let's go...

Main babhi k sath niche aaya toh Niche Priyanka or Uska bhai khadey they... Unke alaawa Meenu Rishi Or Deva bhai bhi wahaan they...



Main-Hi Morning everyone...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Rishi sab set hai..?

Rishi-Yo bro car and driver ready hai airport Jaane k liye 11 baje ki flight hai or aage kaa bhi sab intejaam kardiya Hai...

Main-Great...

Pri-I came here to thank you once again It means the world to us... I don't even know or kya kahun

Main-Bus karo ab itana thanks nahi boltey...

Pri-Also Rishi Many many...

Lekin Rishi ne uski baat bich mein he Kaat di..

Rishi-don't worry humaari family mein se kissi ek ko thanks kahaa it means sabko thanks kahaa alag alag bolne ki jarurat nahi hai...

Deepi-Lol So true...

Ispar woh ladka bola...

Ladka-Thanks For everything bhai di ne bataaya ki ye sab aapki wajah se hua hai...

Main-chill dude... Jaldi he theek hojaaoge tum don't worry a bit...

Rishi-Ab jyaada derr lagaaoge Toh late hojaaoge so make it quick... And call me Agar kuch bhi problem ho toh...

Uske baad Priyanka ne thoda or thanks puraan jaari rakha and uske baad woh dono chale gaye...

Main-Oh i hate this jab itana emotional drama hota woh bhi ek sath main nahi seh shakta ye sab...

Deva-lol.. Finally its over...

Main-Yep Finally...

Uske baad main niche sofa par he sogaya college time par Meenu ne fir mujhe jagaya or main jaake ready hua and fir Breakfast kiya sabne... Nicki mam kaa msg aaya mere pass unhone humein jaldi bulaaya college mein koi kaam hoga shayad...

Babhi-tumlog college Roj alag alag cars lejaana bandh karoge...?

Main-kyun...?

Babhi-kyunki maine kahaa hai isliye... Padhne jaatey ho yaa show off karne... Aaj se he koi ek car select karo or ussi mein jaao....

Ravi-ok maserati... Done...

Babhi-thappad maarungi naa toh yahi late jaaega uska price maalum Hai mujhe... Koi normal car leke jaao...

Rishi-babhi I don't know aap kabhi garrage mein gayi ho yaa nahi but wahaan koi normal car nahi hai...

Babhi-Jo bhi ho 3 crore ki car leke College nahi Jaane dene waali tumhe main... Tu koi middle type car dede Inko...

Rishi-Sasti si dedun...

Babhi-I don't know tereko toh maalum mujhe kuch nahi pata cars k baare mein...

Rishi-OK Tumlog JaguarXF lejaaya karo 5 seater hai or only 15 lakh ki hai or tumhaare laayak bhi...


Main samjh Gaya tha ki rishi babhi ko behlaane k liye bolraha hai kyunki XF 50 laakh ki gaadi hai bc gaadi kya maal hai puri..

Main-kya yaar Rishi....

Babhi-It's final AP...

Main-ok OK fine...

Humlog bahaar aaye hanste hue...

Main-Babhi kitani innocent hain yaar...

Sam-lol... True...

Humlog ne garrage se JAGUAR XF nikaal bc black color mein kyaa lag rahi thi...

Sam-chalo ye sahi hai isko lejaa shaktey hain kai din...

Ravi-hell yeah...

Ravi ne car drive ki toh bc kaafi sahi car thi as Rishi jehar cars he laata hai... humlog college pohanchey kaafi early tha time se toh bahot Kam students he dikhrahe they jo they woh bhi hostel waale chutiye they... Rohit bhi humaare sath sath he aagaya tha...

Main-Yo lawde new bike Kittey ki Lee...

Rohit-35 laakh bro... Brand new imported...

Main-Sahi hai bc ye 7th bike hai teri shayad...

Rohit-10th bro.. You know i love bikes more then cars...

Main-I know I know...


Rohit-Aaj itani jaldi kaise aagaye tumlog..?

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai koi kaam hoga unko...

Rohit-OK.. Chal tumlog jaake aao main canteen mein millunga...

Main-Ok...

Humlog wahaan se nikale or staff room ki side aae he they ki Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Rohit-Canteen mein aaja...

Main-Abe Jaane toh de aaraha Nicki mam se milke...

Rohit-Abhi k abhi..

Main - don't fucking tell me ek or problem aagayi hai... Aarahe hain...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-kya hua...?

Main-Canteen mein Panga hua hai...

Sam-Jaldi chal fir...

Humlog canteen mein aaye toh andar 15-20 aadmi khadey they hattey kattey shakal se he mawali lag rahe they... Or unke just saamne Ashish Ajit Lucky Abhi Mouni Sneha Sana Arushi Divya or uske alaawa Woh Ananya bhi thi Raajypaal ki ladki you know... Bc aaj first time isse college mein dekha tha yaa pehle Milla nahi tha toh ispar dhyaan nahi diya... But jo bhi ho bahot sundar thi ladki... Ab back to present Un aadmiyon kaa ek Boss tha Rowdy type jo Lucky and gang se baat kar raha tha or Rohit unsabke Bichmein khadda tha... Or Lucky wagairaah ki shakal se he lag raha tha ki unhone kand kiya hai koi.....

Main-First of all inhe andar kon aane diya be...?

Ispar woh boss bina piche muddey bola...

'Humein kon rokkega Bhalaa'....

Main-Thappad maarunga naa toh yahin k yahin mutt dega...

Ispar woh piche mudda toh usne mujhe dekha toh usse apni galati kaa ehsaash hua... But dikkat ye thi bc uska thobada bhi mujhe dekha hua laga...

'Arey AP sahaab maafi maai baap kaise ho AAp'...?

Main-haawt As hell... Tu kon bc lekin...? Shakal dekheli lagrahi teri..?


'Main Jairam bhai Mangal bhai ka banda hun..'

Main - Haan Haan dekha hai tereko Haweli par...

Jai-Dekhiye naa bhai...

Main-ek second Laxman 4 special beta...

Lax-2 minute mein laaya bhai...

Hum 4on unke side mein chairs par baithgayi.. .. Baaki Sab khaddey they..

Main-So kya problem hogayi beta Jairam...

Iska jawaab Abhi ne diya..

Abhi-Humaari problem hai tumlog ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai... We don't need any help...

Main-Hell yeah.. I didn't even know kya dikkat Hai and now I don't even want to know...

Jai-Main continue karun bhai...?

Main-Sure sure go ahead...

Ispar Jairam unki taraf mudda and apni tone unchi ki... Like dhamki dene waali...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe maalum Hai tum sab bade baap ki aulaad ho wagairaah wagairaah lekin mere kaam mein taang adaaney kaa nahi main kanoon k khilaaf kuch nahi karta Daru bechta hun toh uska license hai mere pass 5on liquor Stores kaa or Harr ek bar kaa license hai mere pass..

Main-(aaram se) iss lawde k pass bar hain be...

Rohit - bhosdk chaltey hain kabhi fir...

Ravi-exactly...



Abhi-lekin tum Sharaab k naam par jehar bechtey ho...


Main-(aaram se) What the fuck ab naa Jaane waale...

Sam-lol...


Jai-Bakwass hai ye.. Kya proof hai tere pass...?

Abhi-Tumhaare area mein issi wajah se log bimar padd rahe hain...

Jai-Ghanta wohlog Sharaab ki wajah se bimar naa padd rahe woh isliye bimar padd rahe hain kyunki daily 14-15 hours factory mein kaam kartey hain wohlog jo ki illegal hai lekin paise k liye woh kuch bhi kartey hain... Or fir naam mera aata hai...

Abhi-Nahi ye sab Tumhaari Sharaab ki wajah se hai...

Ussi time mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha...

Main-Yo...

Anjali-Tere college se kissi Lucky kaa call aaya hai koi kand horaha hai kya.... Main on the way hun...

Main-Haan... Keh sha...

Jai-Dekho bach...

Main-Oh hello Aankh k andhe dikhta nahi kya phone par baat Kar raha hun chup nahi baith shakta bc 2minutes...haan Anji kehshaktey hain tumhaare laayak he problem hai aajao lekin arrest Matt karna banda apna he hai...

Anjali-OK boss 2 minutes mein pohanch rahe...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Main-Haan bhai continue kar...



Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe tumse koi matlab nahi hai or naa he main tumlog ko pittaney aaya hun yahaan gunda nahi hun koi main lekin seedhi si baat hai agli baar mere area mein aake mere khilaaf he tumlog ne dharna diya yaa jhulush nikaala toh ek ek ko fodd daalunga...


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Lore ye new bakcodi kiya hai lucky kuch jayda bn RHA bc iske sath AP kuch krta kiw nhi

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-83(Another One)

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Main Subah Mast so raha tha itani bhaagdoud k baad ki Mujhe kissi ne jaga diya maine dekha toh babhi thi....

Main-Babhi 6.30 hue hain what the hell...

Deepika - Woh Ladki aai hai apne bhai k sath they are leaving for Boston... Or tumse milana caahti hain...

Main-oh my god or emotional drama i fucking hate this....

Deepika-bach nahi shakta maine already kehdiya hai ki tu uppar hai so let's go...

Main babhi k sath niche aaya toh Niche Priyanka or Uska bhai khadey they... Unke alaawa Meenu Rishi Or Deva bhai bhi wahaan they...



Main-Hi Morning everyone...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Rishi sab set hai..?

Rishi-Yo bro car and driver ready hai airport Jaane k liye 11 baje ki flight hai or aage kaa bhi sab intejaam kardiya Hai...

Main-Great...

Pri-I came here to thank you once again It means the world to us... I don't even know or kya kahun

Main-Bus karo ab itana thanks nahi boltey...

Pri-Also Rishi Many many...

Lekin Rishi ne uski baat bich mein he Kaat di..

Rishi-don't worry humaari family mein se kissi ek ko thanks kahaa it means sabko thanks kahaa alag alag bolne ki jarurat nahi hai...

Deepi-Lol So true...

Ispar woh ladka bola...

Ladka-Thanks For everything bhai di ne bataaya ki ye sab aapki wajah se hua hai...

Main-chill dude... Jaldi he theek hojaaoge tum don't worry a bit...

Rishi-Ab jyaada derr lagaaoge Toh late hojaaoge so make it quick... And call me Agar kuch bhi problem ho toh...

Uske baad Priyanka ne thoda or thanks puraan jaari rakha and uske baad woh dono chale gaye...

Main-Oh i hate this jab itana emotional drama hota woh bhi ek sath main nahi seh shakta ye sab...

Deva-lol.. Finally its over...

Main-Yep Finally...

Uske baad main niche sofa par he sogaya college time par Meenu ne fir mujhe jagaya or main jaake ready hua and fir Breakfast kiya sabne... Nicki mam kaa msg aaya mere pass unhone humein jaldi bulaaya college mein koi kaam hoga shayad...

Babhi-tumlog college Roj alag alag cars lejaana bandh karoge...?

Main-kyun...?

Babhi-kyunki maine kahaa hai isliye... Padhne jaatey ho yaa show off karne... Aaj se he koi ek car select karo or ussi mein jaao....

Ravi-ok maserati... Done...

Babhi-thappad maarungi naa toh yahi late jaaega uska price maalum Hai mujhe... Koi normal car leke jaao...

Rishi-babhi I don't know aap kabhi garrage mein gayi ho yaa nahi but wahaan koi normal car nahi hai...

Babhi-Jo bhi ho 3 crore ki car leke College nahi Jaane dene waali tumhe main... Tu koi middle type car dede Inko...

Rishi-Sasti si dedun...

Babhi-I don't know tereko toh maalum mujhe kuch nahi pata cars k baare mein...

Rishi-OK Tumlog JaguarXF lejaaya karo 5 seater hai or only 15 lakh ki hai or tumhaare laayak bhi...


Main samjh Gaya tha ki rishi babhi ko behlaane k liye bolraha hai kyunki XF 50 laakh ki gaadi hai bc gaadi kya maal hai puri..

Main-kya yaar Rishi....

Babhi-It's final AP...

Main-ok OK fine...

Humlog bahaar aaye hanste hue...

Main-Babhi kitani innocent hain yaar...

Sam-lol... True...

Humlog ne garrage se JAGUAR XF nikaal bc black color mein kyaa lag rahi thi...

Sam-chalo ye sahi hai isko lejaa shaktey hain kai din...

Ravi-hell yeah...

Ravi ne car drive ki toh bc kaafi sahi car thi as Rishi jehar cars he laata hai... humlog college pohanchey kaafi early tha time se toh bahot Kam students he dikhrahe they jo they woh bhi hostel waale chutiye they... Rohit bhi humaare sath sath he aagaya tha...

Main-Yo lawde new bike Kittey ki Lee...

Rohit-35 laakh bro... Brand new imported...

Main-Sahi hai bc ye 7th bike hai teri shayad...

Rohit-10th bro.. You know i love bikes more then cars...

Main-I know I know...


Rohit-Aaj itani jaldi kaise aagaye tumlog..?

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai koi kaam hoga unko...

Rohit-OK.. Chal tumlog jaake aao main canteen mein millunga...

Main-Ok...

Humlog wahaan se nikale or staff room ki side aae he they ki Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Rohit-Canteen mein aaja...

Main-Abe Jaane toh de aaraha Nicki mam se milke...

Rohit-Abhi k abhi..

Main - don't fucking tell me ek or problem aagayi hai... Aarahe hain...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-kya hua...?

Main-Canteen mein Panga hua hai...

Sam-Jaldi chal fir...

Humlog canteen mein aaye toh andar 15-20 aadmi khadey they hattey kattey shakal se he mawali lag rahe they... Or unke just saamne Ashish Ajit Lucky Abhi Mouni Sneha Sana Arushi Divya or uske alaawa Woh Ananya bhi thi Raajypaal ki ladki you know... Bc aaj first time isse college mein dekha tha yaa pehle Milla nahi tha toh ispar dhyaan nahi diya... But jo bhi ho bahot sundar thi ladki... Ab back to present Un aadmiyon kaa ek Boss tha Rowdy type jo Lucky and gang se baat kar raha tha or Rohit unsabke Bichmein khadda tha... Or Lucky wagairaah ki shakal se he lag raha tha ki unhone kand kiya hai koi.....

Main-First of all inhe andar kon aane diya be...?

Ispar woh boss bina piche muddey bola...

'Humein kon rokkega Bhalaa'....

Main-Thappad maarunga naa toh yahin k yahin mutt dega...

Ispar woh piche mudda toh usne mujhe dekha toh usse apni galati kaa ehsaash hua... But dikkat ye thi bc uska thobada bhi mujhe dekha hua laga...

'Arey AP sahaab maafi maai baap kaise ho AAp'...?

Main-haawt As hell... Tu kon bc lekin...? Shakal dekheli lagrahi teri..?


'Main Jairam bhai Mangal bhai ka banda hun..'

Main - Haan Haan dekha hai tereko Haweli par...

Jai-Dekhiye naa bhai...

Main-ek second Laxman 4 special beta...

Lax-2 minute mein laaya bhai...

Hum 4on unke side mein chairs par baithgayi.. .. Baaki Sab khaddey they..

Main-So kya problem hogayi beta Jairam...

Iska jawaab Abhi ne diya..

Abhi-Humaari problem hai tumlog ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai... We don't need any help...

Main-Hell yeah.. I didn't even know kya dikkat Hai and now I don't even want to know...

Jai-Main continue karun bhai...?

Main-Sure sure go ahead...

Ispar Jairam unki taraf mudda and apni tone unchi ki... Like dhamki dene waali...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe maalum Hai tum sab bade baap ki aulaad ho wagairaah wagairaah lekin mere kaam mein taang adaaney kaa nahi main kanoon k khilaaf kuch nahi karta Daru bechta hun toh uska license hai mere pass 5on liquor Stores kaa or Harr ek bar kaa license hai mere pass..

Main-(aaram se) iss lawde k pass bar hain be...

Rohit - bhosdk chaltey hain kabhi fir...

Ravi-exactly...



Abhi-lekin tum Sharaab k naam par jehar bechtey ho...


Main-(aaram se) What the fuck ab naa Jaane waale...

Sam-lol...


Jai-Bakwass hai ye.. Kya proof hai tere pass...?

Abhi-Tumhaare area mein issi wajah se log bimar padd rahe hain...

Jai-Ghanta wohlog Sharaab ki wajah se bimar naa padd rahe woh isliye bimar padd rahe hain kyunki daily 14-15 hours factory mein kaam kartey hain wohlog jo ki illegal hai lekin paise k liye woh kuch bhi kartey hain... Or fir naam mera aata hai...

Abhi-Nahi ye sab Tumhaari Sharaab ki wajah se hai...

Ussi time mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha...

Main-Yo...

Anjali-Tere college se kissi Lucky kaa call aaya hai koi kand horaha hai kya.... Main on the way hun...

Main-Haan... Keh sha...

Jai-Dekho bach...

Main-Oh hello Aankh k andhe dikhta nahi kya phone par baat Kar raha hun chup nahi baith shakta bc 2minutes...haan Anji kehshaktey hain tumhaare laayak he problem hai aajao lekin arrest Matt karna banda apna he hai...

Anjali-OK boss 2 minutes mein pohanch rahe...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Main-Haan bhai continue kar...



Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe tumse koi matlab nahi hai or naa he main tumlog ko pittaney aaya hun yahaan gunda nahi hun koi main lekin seedhi si baat hai agli baar mere area mein aake mere khilaaf he tumlog ne dharna diya yaa jhulush nikaala toh ek ek ko fodd daalunga...


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Kuch bhi ho bc ye lawde jaise muh wale abhi aur jhat k baal lucky ka kand kr be AP jaldi.
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Nice update.
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Keep posting.
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[Tahirtahir111]

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