Update-149(The Early Morning Call)
College mein kuch nahi tha bus bakchodi time pass so humlog ghar aagaye.... Aajkaa din gaya next day subah ek call se meri nind khulli Private Number bc John yaa Chang he ho shaktey hain maine uthaaya toh bcJohn ki bhaari bharkam awaaj sunke meri saari nind durr hogayi..
John-Hello AP....
Main - Oh hello Mr looser..
John-Looser..??..?
Main-bataaun main kaise jeeta..?
John-Come on ye bachon waali baatein Matt karo I know... I mean keh shaktey ho tum jeetgaye because baat pakadne ki hui thi and you did catch him so you win.. But jeetey kya maine kaha tha naa ki koi challenge nahi hai toh main haara nahi tum jeetgaye...
Main-ek minute... You are so confusing.. I mean issi liye tumne challenge nahi lagaaya tum caahtey they ki main jeet jaaun or mere through tum uss takk pohancho..
John- Yes.. I did not want to waste my time on him... Main kyun jaaun uske pass woh chipaa tha mujhse, dhundana hota toh main 1 ghantey mein dhund leta itane saal se mere sath raha hai woh i know how he worked.. Lekin main tumhe parakhna caahta tha you know mujhe maalum Hai tum AP ho wagairaah wagairaah... Lekin still dekhna caahta tha main... And believe me i am impressed you are smart but you waste a lot of time.. I mean I know ki tum ye sab 12 ghantey mein kar shaktey they.. So why..? In ladkiyon ko kuch hojaata toh..?
Main--Frankly speaking i didn't care about those girls unhe bachaane kaa mood nahi tha mera you know usko bachaane mein jitana dimag lagaaya maine utana agar sahi jagah lagaata toh 10+ logon ki help kar shakta tha even 10+ criminals pakad shakta tha yaa 10+ criminals ko maar shakta tha..
John - I hope jab main saamne hounga tab ye galati nahi karoge tum kyunki tab aise karoge toh bahot jyaada log Marrenge like bahot jyaada...
Main-Chinta naa Karo wahaan takk ki noubatt he nahi aaegi..
John-You know your attitude surprises me.. I know tumlog Powerful ho and all but your attitude is something else I think you are something else with this kind of attitude.. You are above AP you are above yourself..
Main-No idea.. I think I am what I am..
John-Oh come on AP don't be like that tell me what you are hiding....? Who are you..?
Main - AP.. These two words are enough to terrorize people.. I don't need anything else..
John-oh don't worry i will find out who you are I know you are hiding something very big...
Main - Good luck finding ....by the way tum mujhe maar shaktey they na jaise usko maara toh kyun nahi maara...
John-Hahaha ha..
Uski hansi bhenchod mere rongtey khadey kardeti thi..
John - You think I am that stupid.. I know aise small quantities mein poison effect nahi kartey tumhe jyaada se jyaada bimar karderta main bus... agar try karta toh pakad letey tum... Come on thoda toh soch samjh k baat karo.. I know about you I know about your body.. Or tumhe maarke faayda kya I mean tumhaare baad wahi boring lifestyle Mera eat, planning karo, sleep and repeat.. Or then main successful ho he gaya uske baad kya..? Tum ho toh thoda maja aata hai ki koi toh hai jo dimag se sochta hai.. I love to play games...
Main-I said same thing to Surendra kill me when you can don't play games because If I start playing then it'll be bad for you very bad..
John-We will see... Bye AP..
Call disconnected...
Bhenchod shyaana Hai ye bahot jyaada he knows how to tell and not tell at the same time.. He knows what he is doing.. He plan everything... Iski khaasiyat hai Ye aage ki sochta hai bahot ache se woh bhi.. Isko haraane k liye mujhe or bhi aage ka sochana padega jo almost impossible hai uske liye mera harr plan sahi hona caahiye thodi si galati and bam game over...
Main uske baare mein sochte hue he utha fresh hua time dekha toh 9 baj gaye they subah k main niche aaya.. Toh hall mein mujhe awaajein aai kuch.. Bhai k sath koi log baithey they.. Thoda close pohancha to dekha ki bc Kal college waale 3no mere saamne baithey they.. 2 behenein woh kya naam tha unka Shreya or chote waali Neha or ek unka bhai tha shayad or Ek ladies thi jo age se unki Maa lag rahi thi saree wagairaah pehney thi woh well behaved well dressed.. Babhi Bhi wahin thi...unke alaawa Mangal or Rishi bhi they wahaan... Ye aurat kidhar toh bhi dekheli lag rahi hai shayad tv wagairaah mein kahin..
Deva-There he is...
Ye sun sabne mujhe ghurra or jaise he un 3no ne mujhe dekha unke gote munh mein aagaye I mean ladkiyon ko nahi hotey but fir bhi dialouge k liye maanlo...
Deva-AP idhar aa toh...
Main-ji bhai..
Deva -Meet her, Sudha Chaudhary Union Minister of Law And Justice and Minister of Social Justice and Empowerment...
What the fuck... Ye toh bhenchod badi film hai bahot badi.. Cabinet minister hai ye toh.. Matlab ye iski family hai.. Haash Kal jyaada panga nahi liya warna chud gaya tha beta... Already bahot problems chal rahe hain ek or nahi caahiye tha.. Main bhi sochun bc thobada kidhar toh bhi dekhela lag raha hai.. Ye Haryana ki recent years mein ekmaatar aisi politician hai jo cabinet minister hai.. Yaani kaafi Badi Party hai ye.
Main-Ji Namaste..
Sudha-Namaste ji Namste...bhai bahot suna hai tumhaare baare mein humaare haryana Delhi mein toh tum Bilkul Bollywood type k famous horahe ho katti.. aaj mulaqat bhi ho he gayi...
Main-Same.. Bahot suna hai aapke baare mein you are doing a great job in your sector...
Sudha-Thank-you thank-you.. Aap baitho...
Main wahaan baitha woh Shreya abhi bhi mujhe he ghurre jaa rahi thi bc...
Sudha-Shreya inse millo ye hain Ankit Singh ... I am sure naam suna hoga tumne AP...
Shreya-Yeah mom I met him yesterday in the college...
Sudha-Oh that's great.. So how was the meeting...
Shreya-kind of bad..
Sudha-Kyun kya hua..?
Shreya-by mistake maine socha ye students ki ragging lerahe hain...
Sudha-No way AP can't do that.. He is above all this I think..
Main - exactly.. Thodi misunderstanding thi jo clear hogayi thi...
Sudha-Good Good.. So AP deva ji ko toh main bata he chuki hun.. You know i love haryana more then anything... Main chaahti toh meri beti ko Harvard yaa baaki ministers ki tarah kahin bhi foreign mein bhej shakti thi but I know That MG college is one of the best colleges in India not only in study but in every aspect like sports, Art, Discipline etcetera.. Or mere pass bhi rahegi Delhi se 1-2 hours toh lagtey he hain.
Main-True true..
Sudha-So she will be staying here in your city waise toh Shreya bhi yahin rahegi uske sath kyunki Dheeraj (woh launda) Politics mein he hai so Woh time nahi nikaal paaega meri tarah Shreya is a News Anchor so usane Delhi se yahaan transfer leliya...guards wagairaah bhi kaafi hain.. But still i hope ki tumlog inka dhyaan rakhoge...
Main-Oh sure don't even worry...
Deva-Same thing i said to her.. Dont worry a bit Sudha ji kabhi bhi koi bhi problem ho beta take my number just call me...
Shreya-Thank you...
Deva-College Mein AP Sam or Ravi even Rohit bhi jaatey he hain wahaan bhi koi problem nahi hogi..
Sudha-Bus or kuch nahi caahiye... But Haan aapko kuch caahiye ho toh kabhi bhi yaad kijiye humein Haan..? Ye maine pehle bhi kahaa tha koi bhi problem ho just call me..
Deva-Sure..
Sudha-toh hum chaltey hain.. Theek hai Deepika ji thanks for the lovely coffee..
Babhi-Anytime Sudha Ji..
Wohlog uthey or 9-2-11 hogaye..
Main-What the fuck... Mujhe laga he tha ye ladki koi badi film hai...
Deva-Mere bhai inse durr rehna Haan befaltu kaa lafda nahi caahiye mujhe inke sath.. Iske sath panga matlab Central government k sath panga or usme time hai abhi...
Mangal - But Sudha kabse humaare pass aane lagi help k liye Humse toh jalti hai woh North India kaa most powerful politician banana hai isko aapki jagah..
Deva-wahi toh plan hai iska ye caahti hai humaara panga karwaa dey government se.. Even ye yahaan aai he issliye hai humein jimedaari dene taaki koi bhi dikkat iski betiyon ko hui isse bahana mill jaaega.. Ye iski badi beti news anchor nahi hai khudka news channel hai inka top class or Khud Politics se juddi hai..issliye bhai befaltu panga naa lena inse..
Main--Main toh dekhunga takk nahi itani toh sundar bhi naa hain..
Ye sun sablog hanspaddey...toh matlab iss Party se durr he rehna hai i mean jaruri nahi hai darrtey thodi hain bc hum kissi se.. Lekin fir bhi kyun Befaltu kaa panga lena.. Already bahot pange hain Usmein central government se he panga lena not good... Issliye pass...
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