Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[AP 316]

Update-150(College-2)


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So aapko Indian Politics k thode facts bataadun.. India mein Jo Ruling Party haina uske pass hain 297 lok sabha seats.... Jo pichli 2 yojnaaon se rule kar rahe hain.. Or filhaal bhi kaafi strong hain... Opposition k pass hain 122 seats.. Inse pehle unlog kaa rule tha but ab nahi hai..or uske alaawa independent or choti moti parties k hain 70 seats... Uske alawa humaare pass hain 56 seats unmein se 52 keval 6 States and 1 union territory mein... (Haryana, UP, Punjab, Gujrat, Rajasthan, Himachal Pradesh and Delhi) baaki allover India mein 4 seats hain Mumbai North, Mumbai South, Mumbai North East and Pune.. (Ye seats Abeer or bhai k Mumbai-Pune mein rehney ki wajah se hain kaafi kaam karwaaya hai wahaan bhai ne jaisa Abeer ne bataya tha pehle as humaari Maa wahin ki thi toh Bhai usko dusara ghar maantey hain)... Inhi states mein contest kiya tha humaari party ne results theek thaak they but ruling party ki hawa he kuch Orr thi even north India k log bhi cm humaara caahtey they lekin PM same caahiye tha unhe kyunki opposition mein koi leader nahi tha jo aage aake lead kar shake..
Yaani kull milaake hum India Par Raaj karne se abhi thoda durr hain lekin jiss hissab se chal rahe hain wahaan bhi humaara he naam hoga.. But filhaal k liye Ruling party kaafi strong hai issliye hum unke kaam mein taang naa adaatey or woh humaare kaam mein nahi adaatey because aage chalke jarurat toh unhe bhi pad shakti hai humaari...
Khair abhi insabka koi kaam nahi hai ye khaali general knowledge k liye bataa diya tha..

Naasta karke main waapis apne kamre mein aaya toh mere piche piche he Abeer or Ami bhi aaye..

Ami-Yo boss we have a serious problem..

Main-Kya hua..?

Ami-i think Chang is in this city and he is watching us..

Main-aisa kya..?

Ami-Yep... I have a strange feeling...

Main - I know he is in the city..

Ami-wait what..?

Main-yep.. Infact he is in contact with me.. You know jo cbi mein documents leak waala case tha uski information chang ne he di thi..

Ye sun Abeer or Ami ko bhayanak shock laga..

Abeer-What the fuck..?

Ami-Wait a second something is not right here..? So you are saying chang is here and you know about this..

Main-Yeah..

Ami- Why..?

Main-I don't know he followed me i guess..

Ami-How..?

Main-Same way you did..

Ami-And you never told me about him..?

Main-Nope.. Frankly speaking it never occurred to me ki main bataaun befaltu tumhaara mood kharaab hota hona kuch tha nahi woh aagaya Hai toh aagaya Hai waapis tum bhej nahi shakti usko.. So befaltu bataake bhi kya faayda..

Ami-AP tumko pata hai na woh yahaan k liye kitana dangerous hai..

Main - I know.. But yahaan woh jabtak kuch nahi karega jabtak main naa kahun.. He is chilling and helping me.. I mean itane time se abtak toh kuch nahi kiya hai usne.

Abeer-AP chang ko koi orders nahi deta woh jo mann mein aaega wahi karega..

Main - bata toh raha hun jabtak yahaan hai woh wahi karega jo main kahunga.. Dont worry koi Psycho nahi hai woh jo kuch bhi karega.. Rehney do kuch Karega toh main khud dekhlunga..

Ami-We can't control Chang AP no one can he can do anything he want.. Kya Hoga if he went Rouge...?

Main-Mission impossible chal rahi hai kya yahaan "Rouge" what the fuck Mi6 agent nahi hai woh.. Nahi jaaega kahin I will take care of that..

Abeer - pakka..?

Main-Haan bey..

Ami-Still AP dhyaan rakhna please..

Main-Don't worry.. He never betrayed me and he never will.. I trust him..

Ami-OK. OK...

Main-Ab college jaaun..?

Ami-yeah sure..


Wohlog chale gaye or Main college k liye ready hua....Niche aaya ready hoke Sam or Ravi bhi aagaye they and wahaan se humlog seedha nikal paddey College k liye..

College pohanchey gaadi Park ki toh Rohit bhi wahin tha bike Park kar raha tha..

Main-Bhosdk ek or nayi bike what the fuck bhosdk..

Rohit-42 laakh baby.. This thing is beast bro kabhi test drive karke dekhna..

Main-Bhosdk itani bikes kon leta hai...

Aise he bakchodi kartey hue humlog Wahaan se as usual canteen ki taraf aae...

Canteen aaye toh canteen kaa scene dekh k bc hum khud surprised rehgaye kyunki saamne Dipesh baitha tha Dipesh maalum..? Last time jo president tha jisne humaare sath bakchodi ki thi toh uski Gand foddi thi and then Jail bhi bheja tha... Uske sath kuch college students bhi they jinmejn Shubham bhi tha.. Uske alaawa Abhi gang bhi unke agal bagal khaddi thi... And by Abhi gang I mean sab k sab male and females sab k sab..

Main - What the fuck..

Sam-What the fuck is he doing here..


Rohit-Oye...

Ye sun sabki najar humpar gayi.. Dipesh ne humein dekha khadda hua Or hans padda..

Dipesh - Arey Rohit bhai kaise ho..

Rohit -2 minute deta hun nikal le yahaan se...

Dipesh - Chill Bhai chill main toh admission lene aaya hun keval yahaan..

Ravi- Nahi millega nikal abhi k abhi..

Dipesh-Millgaya already...

Rohit-what the fuck kon diya..?


Dipesh-Jisne baaki sabko diya...ab aise toh nahi nikaal shaktey tumlog mujhe..

Main-Aa baith toh jarra..

Dipesh-boliye AP sir..

Main-kya karne aaya hai..?

Dipesh - Padhaai puri karne off course...

Main-Tu jaanta haina maine kya kiya tha tere sath..?

Dipe-woh kaise bhool shakta hun main...

Main-Woh toh kuch bhi nahi Tha you know agar mere pass or kaam nahi hotey toh teri aisi haalat karta ki galli k kuttey bhi naa mutatey tere uppar...


Dipe- Dum toh tumne pura laga liya tha.. Apni power bhi dikhaali thi..

Main-Power dekhney ki aukaat he naa Hai Teri.. Rusticate hojaaega tu woh badi baat naa Hai Drugs record waale allowed he naa hain college mein..tere uppar toh kaafi drugs charges hain beta .... But let me make one thing clear to you ek chance Milla hai tujhe nikal jaa sehar chhod state chhod even India chhod dey kyunki agar doobara tu mujhe uss road par milla toh yahaan se todane lagunga tereko or niche takk itani jagah se todunga ki tujhe apni he jindagi khud se durr jaati hui dikhegi..


Dipesh- Jail mein maine bahot kuch seekha unmein se ek seekh ye bhi thi ki saamne waala kitana bhi bada ho agar usse girane ka dum rakhtey ho toh girra he doge...

Main - Tujhe maalum haina jinhone tujhe ye seekh di unhe bhi shayad humne he bheja hoga wahaan....

Dipesh - Woh Chhod tu ye bata aake tumne kiya kya hai..?? Maine tera naam nahi suna kahin ki AP ne ye kiya hai AP ne woh kiya pehle toh tu daily kand kardeta tha ab kya hua..?? ... khabar toh ye bhi hai ki tera sabkuch Vertigo ne nichod liya or issi liye tu police k piche piche ghum raha hai chindi waale kaam kartey hue.. Vertigo se koi naa bacha or tu seedha aagaya halwa hai kya..

Yahi hota hai bc jab main shant baithun log chutiya samjhne lagtey hain ye sach hai jo ussne bola kyunki main jo bhi karta hun hidden he karta hun media mein bhi jo bhi ho mera Naam last mein he aata hai.. Fact hai ki main pehle se shant hun.. Idhar Puri canteen humpar he najar gadaae baithi thi.. Ananya, Mouni, Ritu Sab k sab wahin they..


Main-bitch I Am AP you know what these two words mean..? It means I fucking rule everything living or non living around here.. I am the Police hell yeah I am the fucking government.... Kamjor bc main agar 1% bhi hounga naa tab bhi tere jaise 100 mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey reason maalum Hai..? Because i am AP.. No one dares to cross me no one...

Dipesh-matlab kamjor toh tu hai he tere naam kaa khouf hai ye maanlunga dekh ye bache kaise darrey hue hain Ahahahahah... Yahi darrenge bus tujhse.. Isko dekh iske baap ko maara tune fir bhi tumlog k sath hai ye isase jyaada darr kya hoga tera..

Itana boltey he Rohit ne uske thobadey par punch diya jo bhayanak laga or woh chair se niche girra or girrtey he Ravi ne uske thobadey par he laat di main rouk paata usase pehle Sam ne bhi jaddd diye usko main khadda hua usase pehle uski gand tutt chuki thi.. Or fir main ek ek kar unko alag karne laga..

Main--ruko be rukk... Nahi bc..

Maine teeno ko hataaya Sab darr gaye they bc Dipesh kaa thobada khoon se latpath hogaya tha... Arushi bechari rone ko hogayi thi..

Main-- You know ye kyun hai humaare sath..? Because she stood by the truth.. She knew what was right.. Bhaddi shakal k iski agar 1% quality bhi tujhmein hoti naa toh tu yahaan niche naa girra hota.. Terese badi gangster banjaati woh lekin unhone Surendra kaa chhoda hua 1 paisa bhi nahi liya ye hoti hai Dignity ye hoti hai sachai.. Jaa seekh k aa ye sab fir baat karna yahaan aake..


Woh khadda hua khoon thookta hua or turant nikal gaya ulte pair..

Main-Bhosdk aise he naa maarne laga karo kissi ko bhi..

Rohit-Uska over horaha tha..

Main - I know but fir bhi bc...

Ravi Or Rohit Arushi k pass gaye uske a anshu ponchey..

Ravi- you are the bravest girl I have ever seen.. Hell yeah even brave then Anjali Jiya and Pooja.. Because what you did.. No one can do.....

Rohit-Ye sab jo baithey haina all thanks to you warna yahaan koi gangster baithke college chala raha hota.. We owe you... Don't be sad.. Never ever..

Arushi ne un dono ko hug kiya.. And Scene over.. Yaa nahi.. Yaa ho gayaa.. Maybe nahi..


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[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[crazyrex]

Very nice update

 

[Rbcl.007]

thanks for asking bhai just abhi read kiya hai mind fresh karne ke liye as just like AP apun ko mind ki bakchodi ek limit tak pasand hai

review iske baad hi aayega BC exam ke chakkar mai lawde lagte hain aur apun AP na hai so apun ko jyada time lagta hai

...MATHUR

All the best for exam bro

 

[Naina]

Brilliant update AP sir........ awesome

 

[Mathur]

holy fuck BC

what a energy what a fucking spark in this update BC andar tak feel kiya hai maine BC

first of all yeh chutad aadmi college campus mai aaya kaise kyunki criminal charges hain uske aur vo guilty bhi hai jail bhi gya hai BC yeh principal kya lawda chatne ke liye bna hai BC aise kaise aa gya yeh bhosdika AP control kar rha hai khud ko kyunki aisi bakchodi ke liye time na hai uske pass but still mujhe lagta hai ki iss jhant ke baaltod ne jaanbhujh kar uksaya hai inn sabko actually vo chahta tha ki AP gussa ho but ho koi aur gya

i love that girl ARUSHI as uss se strong toh bas AP yan AMI wagarh ho skte hain

kaafi jyada spark rha aaj ke update mai jo awesome hai BC

toh dekha jaye toh yeh jhant ka baaltod kuch na kuch bakchodi jarur karega aur probably ROHIT ke sath kyunki RAVI se panga vo na le skta actually uski aukaat kisi se panga lene ki na hai but still ROHIT issliye kyunki vo jyada sath na hota AP ke like bike se aata hai vo toh uss se bakchodi ho skti hai

BC sala har angle ROHIT par rukk rha hai dekhte hain AP kaise MAA chodta hai inki BC

i love gand tod scene when there is AP

KEEP WRITING
KEEP UPDATING

YOUR REGULAR READER
...MATHUR

 

[Mathur]

All the best for exam bro

thanku bhai ji

 

[Mathur]

Holy fucking shit guys the support is Unreal.. Thankyou so much for this much support.. Aaj main update nahi dene waala Tha but aap sab k comments dekh k specially time nikaalke subah edit Kiya update.. So aise he support kartey Raho aise he update aatey rahenge..

Mathur Rbcl.007 special thanks to both toh guys for the wonderful reviews thanks a lot guys..

Keep supporting

koi jarurat na hai THANKS ki i love that character iska ego iski har skill awesome hai attitude toh madarchod gand phod hai that's the reason i just love main character

aur villian agar uske level ka hi create kiya jaye toh story gand phod hit hoti hai aur yeh toh hai hi

...MATHUR

 

[Mathur]

F*cking Mathur Bhai your review is awsme I love it review style #nohomo
JOKER is legendary villian ,,,uska style is awsme

yup that's the reason i just love this legendary villian


thanks for tareef

...MATHUR

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-150(College-2)


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So aapko Indian Politics k thode facts bataadun.. India mein Jo Ruling Party haina uske pass hain 297 lok sabha seats.... Jo pichli 2 yojnaaon se rule kar rahe hain.. Or filhaal bhi kaafi strong hain... Opposition k pass hain 122 seats.. Inse pehle unlog kaa rule tha but ab nahi hai..or uske alaawa independent or choti moti parties k hain 70 seats... Uske alawa humaare pass hain 56 seats unmein se 52 keval 6 States and 1 union territory mein... (Haryana, UP, Punjab, Gujrat, Rajasthan, Himachal Pradesh and Delhi) baaki allover India mein 4 seats hain Mumbai North, Mumbai South, Mumbai North East and Pune.. (Ye seats Abeer or bhai k Mumbai-Pune mein rehney ki wajah se hain kaafi kaam karwaaya hai wahaan bhai ne jaisa Abeer ne bataya tha pehle as humaari Maa wahin ki thi toh Bhai usko dusara ghar maantey hain)... Inhi states mein contest kiya tha humaari party ne results theek thaak they but ruling party ki hawa he kuch Orr thi even north India k log bhi cm humaara caahtey they lekin PM same caahiye tha unhe kyunki opposition mein koi leader nahi tha jo aage aake lead kar shake..
Yaani kull milaake hum India Par Raaj karne se abhi thoda durr hain lekin jiss hissab se chal rahe hain wahaan bhi humaara he naam hoga.. But filhaal k liye Ruling party kaafi strong hai issliye hum unke kaam mein taang naa adaatey or woh humaare kaam mein nahi adaatey because aage chalke jarurat toh unhe bhi pad shakti hai humaari...
Khair abhi insabka koi kaam nahi hai ye khaali general knowledge k liye bataa diya tha..

Naasta karke main waapis apne kamre mein aaya toh mere piche piche he Abeer or Ami bhi aaye..

Ami-Yo boss we have a serious problem..

Main-Kya hua..?

Ami-i think Chang is in this city and he is watching us..

Main-aisa kya..?

Ami-Yep... I have a strange feeling...

Main - I know he is in the city..

Ami-wait what..?

Main-yep.. Infact he is in contact with me.. You know jo cbi mein documents leak waala case tha uski information chang ne he di thi..

Ye sun Abeer or Ami ko bhayanak shock laga..

Abeer-What the fuck..?

Ami-Wait a second something is not right here..? So you are saying chang is here and you know about this..

Main-Yeah..

Ami- Why..?

Main-I don't know he followed me i guess..

Ami-How..?

Main-Same way you did..

Ami-And you never told me about him..?

Main-Nope.. Frankly speaking it never occurred to me ki main bataaun befaltu tumhaara mood kharaab hota hona kuch tha nahi woh aagaya Hai toh aagaya Hai waapis tum bhej nahi shakti usko.. So befaltu bataake bhi kya faayda..

Ami-AP tumko pata hai na woh yahaan k liye kitana dangerous hai..

Main - I know.. But yahaan woh jabtak kuch nahi karega jabtak main naa kahun.. He is chilling and helping me.. I mean itane time se abtak toh kuch nahi kiya hai usne.

Abeer-AP chang ko koi orders nahi deta woh jo mann mein aaega wahi karega..

Main - bata toh raha hun jabtak yahaan hai woh wahi karega jo main kahunga.. Dont worry koi Psycho nahi hai woh jo kuch bhi karega.. Rehney do kuch Karega toh main khud dekhlunga..

Ami-We can't control Chang AP no one can he can do anything he want.. Kya Hoga if he went Rouge...?

Main-Mission impossible chal rahi hai kya yahaan "Rouge" what the fuck Mi6 agent nahi hai woh.. Nahi jaaega kahin I will take care of that..

Abeer - pakka..?

Main-Haan bey..

Ami-Still AP dhyaan rakhna please..

Main-Don't worry.. He never betrayed me and he never will.. I trust him..

Ami-OK. OK...

Main-Ab college jaaun..?

Ami-yeah sure..


Wohlog chale gaye or Main college k liye ready hua....Niche aaya ready hoke Sam or Ravi bhi aagaye they and wahaan se humlog seedha nikal paddey College k liye..

College pohanchey gaadi Park ki toh Rohit bhi wahin tha bike Park kar raha tha..

Main-Bhosdk ek or nayi bike what the fuck bhosdk..

Rohit-42 laakh baby.. This thing is beast bro kabhi test drive karke dekhna..

Main-Bhosdk itani bikes kon leta hai...

Aise he bakchodi kartey hue humlog Wahaan se as usual canteen ki taraf aae...

Canteen aaye toh canteen kaa scene dekh k bc hum khud surprised rehgaye kyunki saamne Dipesh baitha tha Dipesh maalum..? Last time jo president tha jisne humaare sath bakchodi ki thi toh uski Gand foddi thi and then Jail bhi bheja tha... Uske sath kuch college students bhi they jinmejn Shubham bhi tha.. Uske alaawa Abhi gang bhi unke agal bagal khaddi thi... And by Abhi gang I mean sab k sab male and females sab k sab..

Main - What the fuck..

Sam-What the fuck is he doing here..


Rohit-Oye...

Ye sun sabki najar humpar gayi.. Dipesh ne humein dekha khadda hua Or hans padda..

Dipesh - Arey Rohit bhai kaise ho..

Rohit -2 minute deta hun nikal le yahaan se...

Dipesh - Chill Bhai chill main toh admission lene aaya hun keval yahaan..

Ravi- Nahi millega nikal abhi k abhi..

Dipesh-Millgaya already...

Rohit-what the fuck kon diya..?


Dipesh-Jisne baaki sabko diya...ab aise toh nahi nikaal shaktey tumlog mujhe..

Main-Aa baith toh jarra..

Dipesh-boliye AP sir..

Main-kya karne aaya hai..?

Dipesh - Padhaai puri karne off course...

Main-Tu jaanta haina maine kya kiya tha tere sath..?

Dipe-woh kaise bhool shakta hun main...

Main-Woh toh kuch bhi nahi Tha you know agar mere pass or kaam nahi hotey toh teri aisi haalat karta ki galli k kuttey bhi naa mutatey tere uppar...


Dipe- Dum toh tumne pura laga liya tha.. Apni power bhi dikhaali thi..

Main-Power dekhney ki aukaat he naa Hai Teri.. Rusticate hojaaega tu woh badi baat naa Hai Drugs record waale allowed he naa hain college mein..tere uppar toh kaafi drugs charges hain beta .... But let me make one thing clear to you ek chance Milla hai tujhe nikal jaa sehar chhod state chhod even India chhod dey kyunki agar doobara tu mujhe uss road par milla toh yahaan se todane lagunga tereko or niche takk itani jagah se todunga ki tujhe apni he jindagi khud se durr jaati hui dikhegi..


Dipesh- Jail mein maine bahot kuch seekha unmein se ek seekh ye bhi thi ki saamne waala kitana bhi bada ho agar usse girane ka dum rakhtey ho toh girra he doge...

Main - Tujhe maalum haina jinhone tujhe ye seekh di unhe bhi shayad humne he bheja hoga wahaan....

Dipesh - Woh Chhod tu ye bata aake tumne kiya kya hai..?? Maine tera naam nahi suna kahin ki AP ne ye kiya hai AP ne woh kiya pehle toh tu daily kand kardeta tha ab kya hua..?? ... khabar toh ye bhi hai ki tera sabkuch Vertigo ne nichod liya or issi liye tu police k piche piche ghum raha hai chindi waale kaam kartey hue.. Vertigo se koi naa bacha or tu seedha aagaya halwa hai kya..

Yahi hota hai bc jab main shant baithun log chutiya samjhne lagtey hain ye sach hai jo ussne bola kyunki main jo bhi karta hun hidden he karta hun media mein bhi jo bhi ho mera Naam last mein he aata hai.. Fact hai ki main pehle se shant hun.. Idhar Puri canteen humpar he najar gadaae baithi thi.. Ananya, Mouni, Ritu Sab k sab wahin they..


Main-bitch I Am AP you know what these two words mean..? It means I fucking rule everything living or non living around here.. I am the Police hell yeah I am the fucking government.... Kamjor bc main agar 1% bhi hounga naa tab bhi tere jaise 100 mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey reason maalum Hai..? Because i am AP.. No one dares to cross me no one...

Dipesh-matlab kamjor toh tu hai he tere naam kaa khouf hai ye maanlunga dekh ye bache kaise darrey hue hain Ahahahahah... Yahi darrenge bus tujhse.. Isko dekh iske baap ko maara tune fir bhi tumlog k sath hai ye isase jyaada darr kya hoga tera..

Itana boltey he Rohit ne uske thobadey par punch diya jo bhayanak laga or woh chair se niche girra or girrtey he Ravi ne uske thobadey par he laat di main rouk paata usase pehle Sam ne bhi jaddd diye usko main khadda hua usase pehle uski gand tutt chuki thi.. Or fir main ek ek kar unko alag karne laga..

Main--ruko be rukk... Nahi bc..

Maine teeno ko hataaya Sab darr gaye they bc Dipesh kaa thobada khoon se latpath hogaya tha... Arushi bechari rone ko hogayi thi..

Main-- You know ye kyun hai humaare sath..? Because she stood by the truth.. She knew what was right.. Bhaddi shakal k iski agar 1% quality bhi tujhmein hoti naa toh tu yahaan niche naa girra hota.. Terese badi gangster banjaati woh lekin unhone Surendra kaa chhoda hua 1 paisa bhi nahi liya ye hoti hai Dignity ye hoti hai sachai.. Jaa seekh k aa ye sab fir baat karna yahaan aake..


Woh khadda hua khoon thookta hua or turant nikal gaya ulte pair..

Main-Bhosdk aise he naa maarne laga karo kissi ko bhi..

Rohit-Uska over horaha tha..

Main - I know but fir bhi bc...

Ravi Or Rohit Arushi k pass gaye uske a anshu ponchey..

Ravi- you are the bravest girl I have ever seen.. Hell yeah even brave then Anjali Jiya and Pooja.. Because what you did.. No one can do.....

Rohit-Ye sab jo baithey haina all thanks to you warna yahaan koi gangster baithke college chala raha hota.. We owe you... Don't be sad.. Never ever..

Arushi ne un dono ko hug kiya.. And Scene over.. Yaa nahi.. Yaa ho gayaa.. Maybe nahi..


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This act is pre-plan by that sexy madam naam bhul rha hu jisse Deva Bhai me uljhane SE mna Kia tha Ian damn sure this game is on