Update-166(Chang And Ami Are Insane)
Chang or Ami ne apne cehre aise banaae jaise sach mein pitt ke aae hain.. Doctor 45-50 ki ummar kaa tha aankhon par chasma or Galle mein stethoscope..
Main - Doctor...
Ye sun woh humaari taraf mudda..
Doctor - aao aao baitho.. Ufff ye kya hua..
Main-Ji darshal humlog pichle gaon mein rukey they main dukaan se Paani laaney gaya toh 2 bandey aaye or inke paise cheenke inhe maarke chale gaye...
Doc-ghatiya he log honge jo bechaari ek ladki par hath uthaaya.. Aao beta pehle tum aao..
Ye sun Ami aage gayi.. Or usne apne bagal mein baithaaya Ami ko or cotton se uske munh se khoon saaf karne laga..
Doc-oho ho kaise maara hai bechaari ko.. Koi naa beta abhi theek hojaaega...
Ami-thank you..
Doc-waise beta ye pollution mask kyun lagaaya hai yahaan kaa weather toh pure haryana mein sabse badhiya hai..
Main-actually main alergic hun uncle dhool mitti se issliye..
Doc-theek theek.. Waise kahaan se ho beta yahan k toh nahi lagtey..
Main-ji Delhi se hain.. Yahaan ek report cover karne aaye hain.. Woh Jo factory Case thaa naa uspar..
Doc-acha acha..
Main--ji sab hogaya lekin aakiri mein atak gaye hain... Kuch gaon waalon ne bataaya ki ek yaa do bandey usme bachgaye they jinda unhe hospital lejaaya gaya lekin wahaan jaake pata chala toh hospital wahaan hai he nahi..
Ye sunke uss doctor ne apna treatment bich mein he rokk k mujhe ghurra.. Or fir waapis treatment mein lag gaya....
Main-aapko kuch maalum Hai uncle ji uss hospital k baare mein..
Doc-n. N. Nahi mujhe kya maalum hoga beta..
Boltey boltey uske hath tej tej kaam karne lage pehle jo woh aaram aaram se carefully cotton laga raha tha ab jaldbaaji karne laga or jald he Chang ko bulaaya ussne...Mujhe jawaab milgaya Tha woh jaanwar jinda bacha tha Balwan ne bachaya tha.. Lekin itane time baad kyun aaya woh waapis... Kaafi sawaal they mere pass doctor mere koi kaam kaa nahi tha ussne bina bole sab bataa diya tha..
Jald he chang bhi ready tha Jaane ko.. Maine usko paise diye...
Main-waise uncle iss gaon mein koi ghumney ko jagah bhi hai kya..
Ispar woh tapaak se bol padda..
Doc-haina beta Ramjilal ki kothi hai yahaan kothi kya abtoh khandar he rehgaya hai lekin uske bichon bich ek kuwa hai kaafi dekhne laayak... Pass he hai yahaan se gaon k bahaar ki taraf seedhe nikal jaao kacha raasta aage jaake bheeda hojaaega wahaan se aage seedhe chale Jaana toh woh haweli kaa dhaancha dikh jaaega...
Main-Achaa bahot he shukriya uncle..
Doc-koi naa koi naa beta..
Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye toh humein hansi aagayi..
Chang-ye befaltu mein he fans gaya..
Ami-lol.. Stupid people...
Actually ye mera he plan tha mujhe pata tha jab issne kuch nahi bataya ki ye Balwan se Milla hua hai... Maine Jaanbujh k isase jagah puchi mujhe maalum tha ye sunshaan jagah bataaega gaon se durr or humaare jaatey he Balwan ko phone karega jo bandey bhejega humein maarne ko.. Lekin humein jaanta thodi naa Hai woh..
Humlog ne gaadi uski bataai direction mein modd di or 1 km k baad raasta bheeda hogaya gaadi aage nahi Jaane waali thi toh humne gaadi ek side mein rouki or seedhe paidal ho liye.. Toh kareeb 1 km baad woh haweli saamne thi humaare haweli kya bc khandar tha pura... Aaju baaju durr durr takk kuch nahi dikhraha tha humlog haweli k andar aaye toh wahaan 4on taraf ghaas fuss paid podhey ugg aaye they wahin humein woh kuwa dikha bc kaafi gehra tha andar Paani abhi bhi tha kaala ekdum kichad maafik... Humlog wahin baith gaye...wait karna tha..
Chang-so kya karna hai boss..
Main-puch kya raha hai isme..
Chang-Nahi I mean maar nahi shakta main yahaan kissi ko toh kya karna hai coma, half dead or what...?
Main-naa yahaan I give you permission agar mere koi kaam k nahi hue woh toh maardena sabko.. I don't give a fuck..
Ye sun Chang ki aankhein chamki..
Chang-Seriously...??
Main-yep..
Chang-oh hell yeah..
Chang ne apni pant se apni pistol nikaali Berreta M9.. Uski favorite pistol hai ye or fir usne apni piche ki jeb se uska suppressor nikaala shor Sharaaba passand nahi hai usse humessa suppressor carry karta hai apne sath..
Ami-look at that our scary bitch using guns..
Chang--Tujhe passand nahi it doesn't mean guns are bad.. Tu kisase maaregi hathon se kyunki teri katana watana toh hai nahi...
Ami-I always come prepared bitch..
Ye bol Ami ne niche jukhi or apne ghutno k pass se 2 knives nikaale... Chote lekin sharp..
Main-ssshhhhh...!!! Aaraha Hai koi..
Mujhe awaajein sunaai di kuch Bandon ki.. Or ahista ahista woh awaajein najdeek aane lagi.. Or 1 minute k andar 11 bandey humaare saamne aake khadey hogaye.. Desi lag rahe they shakal se he lekin hattey kattey they 2 k bass dunali banduk thi baaki k pass talwaar yaa rod dandey wagairaah...
Aadmi-ye lo maadarchod daactar k kaam dekho 3 Janney hain unke liye itana ro raha tha.. Haan re baalko kon ho thaame..
Main - Woh sab baadmein pehle ye bataa tu kon or kissne bheja hai tumhe..? Balwan ne..??
Aadmi-Kissi ne bheja ho usase kya matlab thaare ko bus ye samjhlo tumhe maarne ko bheja hai..
Main-oh i doubt that... So suno bhai main yahaan baitha hun or jo bhi yahaan aake mujhe sab sach sach bataaega woh bach jaaega baaki Sab Marrenge..
Ye bolke main ek pathar par baithgaya..ye dekh woh aadmi hansa or meri taraf banduk taani..
Aadmi-ye dekh raha hai mout keh....
Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle Ami kaa chaaku uski khopdi mein jaa ghussa woh bhi Atleast 25 feet ki durri se woh gaya.. Niche girra woh or baaki log kuch samjh paatey usase pehle dusare banduk waale ko chang ne headshot diya goli aar paar hogayi hogi bc piche girra woh bhi ... Ab baaki bache dandey talwaar waale chang ki magazine mein 14 bullets or thi iska matlab ye sab 1 minute mein Marrenge.. Wohlog unki taraf bhaage Ami unki taraf bhaagi lekin Chang wahin se udaane laga unko bc kya flick tha uska bam headshot bam headshot god aim.. Jabtak Ami unke pass pohanchti usne 4 bandey or maardiye they.. Or Ami ko jaatey he ek ne talwaar maarni caahi lekin Ami niche baithi or uska pait cheer diya uske hath se talwaar chutti or Ami ne woh talwar niche girrne se pehle he pakadi or Uske pait k aar paar kardi woh chilaatey hue munh k Ball girra... Ami ne jhatke se talwaar nikaali or side waale ki pith mein ghonp di jo chang ki taraf jaaraha tha.... Chang k kaafi close aagaye they wohlog toh woh ab gun use nahi kar shakta tha issliye gun usne hath se chhodi or pehla banda rod se usse maarne laga usase pehle usane usko piche Hattke ek kick di jisase uska balance bigada or woh banda niche girra tabtak dusara aagaya Chang uske waar se bhi bacha or usko punch diya lekin woh aage kuch kar paata usase pehle Ami ne uss bandey k pith se talwaar daali or chest se nikaaldi bhenchod uske munh takk se khoon aaya.. Or dusara jisko kick lagi thi woh uthata usase pehle Ami kaa dusara chaaku uske Galle mein jaa dhansa uski gardan se hotey hue jo ami ne faink k maara tha.. Ab bacha ek banda woh rukk gaya wahin k wahin uske hath mein jo rod thi woh niche jaa girri uski gand fatt chuki thi sab dekh k or woh hath uppar karke meri taraf bhaagta hua aaya..
Aadmi2-m. M. Main sab bataadunga sahaab..
Main-toh bata or tumlog saboot mitaao apne..
Ami apne chaaku nikaalne lagi or chang talwar se unki fingerprints hataane lagaa..
Aadmi2-Sahaab hum balwan k aadmi hain ussne humein bataaya ki yahaan jaao or jo bhi Mille usse maarke laash kuwe mein faink do..
Main - ye achaa idea hai re chang faink do sabko kuwe mein... Tu bata kyun bheja ussne -humein maarne ko..?
Aadmi - woh nahi malum sahaab woh jo bolta hai woh main karta hun..
Main-Ye bata aajkal Balwan mein koi badlaaw dekha tune jaise naye logon se milna wagairaah wagairaah..
Aadmi-Itana toh nahi sahaab lekin ye jarur maalum Hai mujhe ki usse pichle kaafi hafton se bahot jyaada paisa mill raha hai..
Main-kabse hai tu Uske sath..
Aadmi- ji kaafi saal se..
Main-Ye bata uss factory mein se koi jinda bacha tha kya. Sach bolna bhosdk ye awaaj sun raha haina ye laashein kuwe mein Jaane ki awaaj hai..
Aadmi- h...haaa sahaab Kaali bhai bache they..
OH hell yeah... Hell fucking yeah.. Oh this is great...
Main-kahaan hai woh.?
Aadmi- Balwan bhai ne usse deewar todkar nikalwaa ya ths or haspataal legaye wahaan doctor log uske he aadmi they toh ussne ilaaj karwaayaa lekin uska sareer itana jall gaya tha ki pura ilaaja wahaan nahi ho shakta tha or bahaar Balwan bhai lejaa nahi shaktey they kyunki police ko pata chaljaata issliye wahaan 2 haftey takk jugaadu ilaaj karwaayaa kaali kaa or kareeb 2 maheeney baad kaali ko ghar leke aaye uske munh ko chhodke pure sareer ki khaal jalli thi..himmat nahi thi usme ek kamre mein bandh rehta tha woh hum ek do ko chhodke kissi ko malum nahi tha ki woh jinda hai Balwan bhai bachaa k rakhe they usko..balwan bhai Apne bhai se badhke maantey they usko...lekin kareeb 4 maheeney pehle Kaali bhai ko yahaan se ek gaadi mein daalke legaye humne pucha toh Balwan bhai ne jawaab nahi diya lekin ussi k baad he Balwan bhai k pass paisa aane laga andha paisa.. Uske baad kaali bhai ko kabhi nahi dekha humne..
Oh great this is great.. I love it.. I fucking love it..
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