Update-233(The Date)
Humlog Coffee Shop Pohanchey Andar aaye toh Rajiv aaya mere pass.. Aake mujhse Galle Milla..
Rajiv-Kaise mere bhai..?
Main-Fantastic tu bata...???
Rajiv-Bus daya hai aapki.. Hello Mam..
Anaa-Hi..
Main-Anaa this Is Rajiv An old friend of mine and also owner of this coffee shop..
Anaa-Nice to meet you..
Rajiv - Pleasure is all ours Mam.. Aaiye Bhai..
Humlog ko woh vip tables ki side leke aaya or humein ek cabin mein baithaaya...
Rajiv-Boliye bhai kya loge aap..?
Main-Bus be tu rehney dey Waiters ko boldey woh sambhaal lenge.
Rajiv-Bus kya bhai.. Aapke or Babhi ji k liye itana toh kar he shakta hun..
Anaa jo Abhi apna phone check karne mein busy thi ye sunke ussne Turant Rajiv ki taraf dekha or same maine bhi usse ghurra.. Anaa ne usse dekha jarur lekin koi objection na kiya matlab interested thi beta 1.0 jab main jaake waapis aaun tabtak ye teri setting honi caahiye iss hissab se..
Rajiv-Oh my bad.. This is awkward sorry..
Anaa-It's ok..
Rajiv-Main waiter ko bhejta hun..
Ye bolke woh chala gaya or uske Jaane k 1 minute baad waiter aagaya or bc ye wahi same waiter tha jo past mein tha bc Flash kaa chota bhai superman kaa cousin.. Ye lawda bhi ajeeb he film hai..
Mujhe dekhtey he woh musquraaya mere pair chunney k liye jukha toh maine usko rouka.. Last time tip di hogi shayad maine isko..
Waiter-Kya loge maalik..?
Main--a Cappuccino and A Veg Sandwich for me.
Waiter-Mam aap??
Anaa-Same..
Waiter - Sure..
Ye bolke woh chala gaya.
Anaa-Hmm I see log bahot jyaada ijjat kartey hain Tumhaari..
Main-Family tradition hai family waalon ne ijjat kamaai jo aajtak humaare kaam aarahi hai..
Anaa-That's nice I must say... So tell me How does it feel to be the member of Most popular and Powerful families in North India..
Main-Hmm kuch special nahi just normal... Bich bich mein kaafi mouke aatey hain jab Thoda awkward lagta hai ki fuck the whole India is watching me.. Ek ek kadam soch samjh k uthaana padta hai sabko...
Anaa-Sabko..??
Main-Yep i dont care main apne kadam apne hissab se uthata hun I don't care log kya kehtey hain yaa media kya kehta hai.. I am who I am..
Anaa-That's good.. So This is a date of some kind or what..??
Main-You tell me you invited me after all..
Anaa-Hmmm! Sure it is a date..
Main-A date it is then...
Anaa-Our first date... Pretty good..I guess..
Main-OK then..
Anaa-See I don't have that much of experience on how date goes..
Main-Tum kabhi pehle date par nahi gayi.?
Anaa-Gayi hun like 2 yaa 3 baar but all of them were unsuccessful so I really don't want to mess this up..
Main-So you are single all along..??
Anaa-I am and was single.. Yes..
Main-Any specific reasons..?
Anaa-Umm see the thing is i dont like 85% of the boys just because they don't know how to behave around people...
Main - I agree..
Anaa-Secondly Jyaadatar log bahot awkward hotey hain apni relationships ko leke ki log kya kahenge tumhaare dady kya kahenge oh shit woh toh Raajypaal hain.. Main sochti thi bhaisahaab woh date par puchne se pehle nahi pata tha kon hai mere daddy.. Blah blah.. Thirdly meri 3 mein se 2 dates mein saamne waale ko keval main Atm lagti thi so maine first date par he mana kiya sabko..
Main-I see..
Anaa-Lekin you are different.. Tumhe pata hai kahaan kaise behave karna hai.. Tumhe farak nahi padta log kya kahenge yaa mere dad kon hai.. Or Paisa tumhaare pass merese bhi jyaada hai like bahot jyaada so main itani nervous nahi hun tumhe leke..
Main-Oh shit mere andar 3no qualities hain.
Anaa-Yep.. That's why we are here... Mujhe laga tum toh puchoge nahi main he mouke kaa faayda uthake puchlun tumhe coffee k liye..
Main-It's not like main nahi puchunga the problem is time...
Anaa-Yeah yeah I can see that.. So tum bataao tum kitani dates par gaye ho,dont lie Haan..?
Main-Main aise chote motey questions par juth nahi bolta so baat karein dates ki toh mujhe khud yaad nahi main kitani dates par gaya hun like bahot jyaada.. Lekin unmein se 95% dates Only for a day or two waali thi because uss time par meri hype itani thi handsome tha main, rich tha main, Uppar se Mere Bhai kaa Naam Deva tha so sab Ladkiyaan puchleti thi date k liye or uss time main cool lagne k chakkar mein Haan boldeta tha yaa yun kahun main naa nahi kehta tha.. I was the most desired Student in my entire school for 5 years straight.. Lekin uske baad main hogaya AP jo abhi hun like deadly, Dangerous and destructive so usase 99.7% Ladkiyaan hogayi mere se durr..
Iss bich waiter humaari coffee or sandwich rakh gaya wahan par..
Anaa-I feel you main samjh shakti hun itana popular bandey k sath sab ladkiyaan date par Jaana caahengi.. Or Abhi bhi trust me apne college mein 2 he tarah ki Ladkiyaan hain 1st jo tumhaare sath date par Jaane k liye kuch bhi kar shakti hain..2nd Jo tumse good morning bolne mein bhi darrti hain..
Main-I know I know lekin sad part pata hai kya hai..? Real mein maine un ladkiyon ko kuch kiya bhi nahi hain jo mujhse darrti hain ye toh bus meri personality bann gayi hai ki maano AP toh start mein he raipta a maarega.. Issiliye main jyaada flirt wagairaah nahi karta ab bahot awkward Ladkiyaan hain aajkal college mein tum ek different ho issliye tumhe Haan kaha maine Date k liye..
Anaa-Aww! Thank you.. Then tell me AP bananey k baad kya hua???
Main-Uske baad se main keval 1 he serious date par gaya hun or woh buri thi bahot he buri... Disastrous..
Anaa-Kon thi woh? May I ask..?
Main-Nope don't ask..
Anaa-OK ok if you say so.. Any hints..?
Main-Next question please..
Anaa- OK ok.. Sorry.. You know what AP I have a better question for you...what exactly happened to you..? What happened when you went to Rehab or something like That..
Main- OH i will answer this happily you know that place was my worst nightmare.. Like main daily ye sochke sota tha ki please bhagwaan mujhe subah naa dekhne dena please pick me up.. That place was bad.. Very bad.. You know aajtak mere alaawa koi bhi banda and I am talking about this whole world yaani iss puri duniya mein keval main he hun who survived that much addiction of Vertigo..
Anaa-That sounds painful...
Main-Oh believe me it was very painful.. That place was a disaster.. Mujhe uske baare mein baat karna passand nahi hai, Lekin jab bhi log mujhse puchtey hain mere past k baare mein toh main for sure bataata hun sabko pata hai kyun..?? Because I am proud of my past.. Maine jo kiya woh koi nahi kar paaya or naa he kar paaega.. I never gave up no one should...
Anaa-That's so awesome of you.. So what's you future plans..? What do you want to achieve...? What do you want to become..?
Main-My future plans lol.. I achieved what I wanted to achieve ab toh bus extra chal raha hai jo karna tha woh kar chuka main.. Main kuch nahi banana caahta jo abhi hun woh bahot jyaada hai.
Anaa-True.. I mean afterall you are AP...
Main - Indeed I am...
Anaa-Still kuch toh hoga jo tum caahtey ho..
Main-Hmm ye main achieve karne k baad he bataaunga...
Anaa-Ok OK.. Seems fair.. So tell me what do you think of me..?
Main-I mean i guess tum akeli Ladki ho mere family and friend circle k bahaar jiske sath main itana time spend karta hun.. And main aise he kissi k sath time spend toh karta nahi it means tum special toh ho.. Sundar bhi ho..Hot bhi ho I must say.. Sense of humour bhi hai.. I think you are pretty good... You are above 99% people I meet.. Only problem is tum panic bahot hoti ho...
Anaa-Aww thanks AP.. That's so sweet of you..
Main-You tell me now.. What do you think of me..?
Anaa-Ok ye thoda lamba hoga lekin still.. Tum Sundar ho for sure... Hot bhi ho.. Sense of humour toh tumhaara out of the world hai he.. Uppar se tum kind ho.. People respect you... You are one of the most popular persons in North India.. You fight bad people.. Uppar se you are only boy jisse maine khud date k liye pucha hai so it means I really like you.. Only problem is your anger.. Even i am afraid of your anger AP..
Main-You know what everyone is afraid of my anger toh tum akeli nahi ho... My anger is very agile and dangerous...
Anaa-tum control nahi kar shaktey apna gussa???
Main-Control karna nahi caahta main..tum khud socho tumhaare pass Tumhaari favorite cheej hai koi jo tumhe passand hai or uss cheej ki wajah se log Tumhaari respect kartey hain, toh kya tum uss cheej ko control karogi.??
Anaa-Ofcourse nahi...
Main-Exactly mera gussa is everything for me..
Anaa-So you are saying tum Jaan bujh k gussa hotey ho..
Main-Nahi lekin bahot cool hota agar main Jaan bujh k gussa ho paata toh that would've been sick..
Anna-You are so confusing...
Main-Confusing hun tabhi Jinda hun warna abtak..
Anna-don't say that. Humessa marrne maarne ki he baat karna tum...
Main-Kaam he yahi hai madam ji...
Uske baad thodi derr or normal chit chat hui humaari coffee wagairaah finish hochuki thi or humlog waise he baatein kar rahe they.. Kaafi Impressed thi woh mujhse.. Hona bhi caahiye.. Same main bhi kaafi impressed tha usase.. Ab Aage kuch baatein hoti usase pehle mera phone baja Jo Uss Sonali kaa tha jo High Command ki regional manager thi uss hospital mein jahan Chang Admit tha.. Uska phone pehle bhi aachuka tha Chang ki news dene k liye issliye number saved tha..
Main-Ek second Anaa mujhe ye call attend karni padegi..
Anaa-Sure..
Maine Phone uthaaya...
Sonali-Good Evening Sir... Its Son...
Main-I know who you are what happened..?
Sonali-Sir Patient ko honsh aagaya Hai and he is asking for you...
Main-What??
Sonali-Ji sir He is out of coma...
Main-I'll be there ASAP..
Call Disconnected...
Oh hell fucking yeah Mera Commander jaag gaya tha oh this is going to be Great..
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