Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-206(Confusion + Frustration)



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Khair Humlog Pohanchey Crime scene par firse.. Gaadi Park ki..tabtak Abeer Ami or Jiya bhi aagaye... Humlog andar aaye ghar k..



Main-So Ab dekho scene kya hoga.. Anjali or Jiya hongi 2 female models jinki laash same sofa par thi.. Then Ami hogi woh male model jiski laash niche girri thi.. Then Abeer hoga woh producer.. Anjali or Jiya yahaan nashe mein so rahi thi aise sona hai jaise bus train mein sotey hain ek dusare k kandhe par sir rakh k... Then Abeer yaani woh producer tha aise sofa par pura akela padda tha.. Then Ami yahaan thi iss last sofa par..

Anjali-Lekin uski laash toh niche floor par milli thi..

Main-Woh baadmein gaya tha yahaan se usse bhanak lag gayi thi utha kuch realise karta tabtak ek Waar hogaya uske uppar lekin woh bacha or woh waar uske hath par laga then woh piche hatta toh dusare bande ne idhar se uski gardan Kaat di.. Uske uppar 2 alag - 2 Bandon ne war kiya tha..

Anjali-ok ok..


Main gaya bahaar music system chaalu hua same chaaku liya maine jo pehle use kiya tha.. Bahaar aaya gate toda fake ofcourse.. Then andar enter hua toh sab apni jagah par nashe mein paddey they.. Pehle andar aatey he suru hua and then pura scene recreate kardiya.. Thodi dikkat ye thi ki main ek tha or killers 3..khair jab sab recreate kiya..

Main-Uth jaao ab Marr gaye tumsablog..

Abeer-Kya Milla...?

Main-kaafi awkward situation hai.. Dekh Killers they 3 wohlog ne gate Todda I mean gate ka lock Todda.. Then seedhe andar aaye sabse aage waale ne sabse pehla war kiya Anjali yaani Pehli model par then dusara war hua tha uss producer par.. Teesre bandey ne Jiya yaani 2nd model ko maara tabtak Ami yaani woh male model ko kuch ehsaas hua or woh hilla dulla hathapaai hui and bam woh bhi gaya.. Lekin hathapaai hui uske sath 2 - 3 he seconds yaani woh shor bhi nahi machaa paaya... Kuch toh missing hai bhidu kuch toh awkward hua tha jisase pattern miss hua or iss lawde par 2 war karne paddey... Lekin kya.. Hmmm... Kya.. Bahaar aao toh..

Ye bolke hum bahaar aaye.. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki kissi ne iss society mein kuch naa kuch toh dekha tha yaa kuch shor sharaaba hua tha raat ko.. Kuch naa kuch awkward jarur hua tha... 100%...ab main wahaan se aise ghar dekhne laga jahaan se kuch dekha jaa shake... Wahaan k log bc khidkiyon mein se yaa galli mein se aise ghurr rahe they mujhe ki maano ye murders maine he kiye hain.. . Khair wahaan ek he ghar tha jahaan se kuch dekha jaa shakta tha.. Ab banaana tha plan..

Main-Tumlog ek kaam karo jitane bhi neighbours hain sabse pata karo ki kal raat koi late ghar aaya tha yaa fir muttne huggne utha tha kya.. I am damn sure kissi ne kuch toh bhi dekha hai.

Anjali-Pakka???

Main-Haan I guess so... Faill jaao jaldi se.. Main iss ghar mein jaata hun..

Ye bolke main uss ghar ki side aaya jo crime scene k bilkul saamne tha or Agar andar se dekha hoga toh issi ghar se dekha hoga kissi ne.. Uss ghar k gate par ek 60-65 age k uncle khadey they woh bhi baakiyon ki tarah humein ghurre jaarahe they..

Main-Namaste Uncle ji..

Uncle-Namastey beta..

Main-Uncle Paani millega thoda??

Uncle-Sure sure.. Aao andar aao beta..

Ye bolke woh gate kholke andar aaya toh andar hall mein same age ki ek aunty khaddi thi shayad Khaana wagairaah laga rahi thi...

Uncle-Arrey Paani laana jarra..

Aunty-Ji..

Ye bolke woh aunty chali gayi..

Uncle-Toh kya chal raha hai beta...? Kuch Milla??

Main-Chal rahi hai investigation uncle ji.. Thodi help caahiye agar kar shaktey ho toh..

Uncle-Haan beta bilkul kyun nahi..

Main--Kal Raat ko kuch dekha tha uncle ji aapne??

Uncle-Nahi beta.. Mujhe toh derr raat pata chala jab shor sharaaba hua..

Main - aap 2no k alaawa koi or rehta hai yahaan??

Uncle - nahi beta keval 1 beta or hai jo Delhi rehta hai..

Main-Pakka uncle ji kuch bhi nahi dekha..?

Uncle-Nahi beta bilkul nahi.. Tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai aisa..?

Main-- kyunki keval ek aapka he ghar hai jahaan se clear view hai saamne waale ghar kaa or mujhe lagta hai ki kal raat kissi ne kuch toh bhi dekha hai lekin bata nahi raha..

Uncle - Nahi beta maine toh kuch bhi nahi suna ya dekha..

Tabhi woh Aunty pani kaa glass le aai..

Aunty-Kya Baat horahi hai??

Uncle-Ye puch rahe hain ki kal raat kuch dekha yaa suna kya aaplog ne..? Ab maine toh kuch nahi dekha aapne kuch dekha ho toh batao...

Aunty-Nahi beta hum toh time se so gaye they fir raatko police aai tab he pata chala..


Main-Toh aapke hissab se aisa kon ho shakta Hai jo raatko late aata ho ghar yaa fir raatko tehlta wagairaah ho iss society mein..

Uncle-Iss mousam mein kon raatko tehlega beta.. Or rahi baat late aane ki toh mujhe toh nahi lagta aisa koi hoga yahaan jo raatko late aae ghar kyunki laghbhag sab 9 se 5 ki duty waale he hain.. Ek woh producer he tha jo kabhi kabhaar late aata tha bus baaki sab government employees hain i guess..

Maine unki hall ki khidki se dekha toh wahaan se ekdum clear cut view tha bc 100% caahe movie banaalo baithke..

Main-Eyesight kaisi hai uncle aunty aapki..?

Uncle- Ab kahaa eyesight bachi hai beta dono chasme k sahare baithtey hain..

Main-I see I see.. Toh pakka aapne kuch nahi dekha..

Uncle-ji nahi..

Main-OK thanks uncle..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh woh uncle bhi bahaar aaya mere sath..

Main--Dekho uncle agar kuch bhi dekha hai toh befikar hoke Bataado darrney ki koi baat hai nahi..

Uncle-ab woh umar aagayi hai beta ki darr se bhi darr nahi lagta.. Vishwaash karo humne kuch bhi nahi dekha.. Warna main apna farz maanta hun police waalon ki Madad karna..

Main--Pata nahi kyun uncle ji mujhe aapke cehre se lag raha hai ki aapne kuch toh bhi dekha hai..

Uncle - Nahi beta galatfehmi hui hai aapko..

Main-It's ok uncle ji.. Agar kuch bhi pata chalta hai toh humein jarur inform kijiye..

Uncle-Ji jarur...

Ye bolke main bahaar ki side aaya hawaldar jaa chuke they crime scene se bus seal kardiya gaya tha woh ghar.. Anjali Ami Abeer or Jiya bhi khaali hath lout aaye.. Kuch nahi Milla.. Humlog wahaan uss crime scene k saamne khadey they kuch khass Milla tha nahi..

Main-bc kuch naa Milla idhar bhi.. Double mood horaha hai lagta hai uncle ne kuch toh bhi dekha hai or Dusari taraf lagta hai budhau ne kuch nahi dekha.

Anjali-Ab aage..?

Main-Aage toh fir Victims ki janam kundali nikaalo fir wahin se connection dhundenge kuch.. Lunch wagairaah karo and then lago kaam par kaltak saari details caahiye mujhe 4on victims ki.. Tabtak postmortem reports bhi clear hojaaengi 4on ki.. Lekin unmein kuch dekhne laayak hai nahi..

Anjali-OK boss..

Dopehar 2 baje humlog wahaan se nikale ghar k liye Ami Main or Abeer Haweli k liye nikale..

Abeer- Tujhe Sachmein kuch nahi Milla..?

Main-Nahi bc isme Sachmein kya karega body uthaalegaye tumlog recreation mein utane facts cover nahi hotey..

Abeer-Toh fir next time jab crime ho tab aaya kar..

Main-Lawda Mera aaega subah 3baje.... Aise beshak 100 marrein caahe I don't give a fuck.. Aaj nahi toh kal next murders mein mill jaaenge woh jaaenge kahaan..

Abeer - Logon ki kadar karna seekh tu.. 4 log jo marre unki koi family rahi hogi..

Main--toh family ka kya karunga ab.?? Jinda nahi kar shakta main unko.. Baaki family waale kya caahenge...

Abeer-woh caahenge ki killers pakkadey jaaein or unhe saja Mille.. Taaki marre hue logon ki aatma ko shanti Mille..

Main-Beta ye Spiritual baatein Matt Kar Marr gaya woh margaya baadmein koi shanti wanti nahi hoti it's done and dusted you are dead or you are alive bich mein kuch nahi hota.. Shanti, bhatakana bakchodi hai ye sab..If you are dead then You are dead once and for all... It doesn't matter tere killers ko saja a millegi yaa nahi..

Abeer- tere sath baat karna he bekaar hai.. Woh chhod Abe Haan Death Contract kaa kya scene hai..

Main-Kuch khass nahi Subu k pass tha 2 Assasins they free agents kissi group k nahi they.. Mujhse deal kari unhone ki 3 Coins dede tujhe touch bhi nahi karenge... Main coins leke gaya toh udhar bhenchod sniper or MP5 leke baithey they dono.. Then maarna padda unko saboot HC k pass bheje scene clear kardiya..

Abeer- This is unbelievable issi liye main bolraha Tha kyun maarna hai Subu ko..

Main-Lawda toh kya karun?? Dekh bhai simple si baat hai main aaya hun toh bandey toh marenge he bahot marrenge itana risk toh uthaana padega iss city ko mere aane kaa.. ab caahe unke pass contracts hon yaa protection mout se uppar kuch nahi hai..

Ami- It's stupid ki tum dono kitane alag alag ho like 10000% kaa farak hai tum dono mein.. You are just a lunatic on loose..

Main - Shut the fuck up kahaan kaa lunatic jab jarurat ho aage kardo.. Kuch problem mein fansa ho toh mujhe aana padta hai woh karta kya hai lawda ye toh bata de kam se kam.. Ye baatein doobara naa karna mere sath warna waapis parcel kardunga main tereko..

Abeer - Ami kahin nahi Jaane waali..

Main-Woh main decide karunga kon kahaan jaaega.. Waise bhi yahaan meri koi help kar nahi rahi hai ye toh kya faayda..

Abeer-Tujhe help ki jarurat bhi nahi hai.. Or jiski help karni caahiye uski woh puri karti hai 24×7..

Main-Matlab indirectly tumne mujhe strong or 1.0 ko weak boldiya nice..


Abeer-Behaviour sudhaar apna tu sabko shakk hone laga hai ki kuch toh chal raha hai tere sath..

Main- chinta naa kar jabtak unhe pata chalega tabtak main jaa chuka hounga fir kartey rehna time waste..

Aise he baaton mein humlog haweli pohanchey main room mein aaya nahaake Khaana khaaya and waapis room mein..

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Nice update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-207(A Wicked Human Being)



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Raat hotey - 2 main bechain hone laga ki bhenchod kuch toh miss kar raha hun main aisa ho nahi shakta ki sab itana ashaani se hogaya ho.. Issliye Dinner karke 10 baje k aas pass main bike leke waapis gaya crime scene ki taraf bike society se bahaar he park ki or andar aaya chhuptey hue..Puri society mein andhera he andhera tha bc..khair maine Ghar kaa Gate khola andar aaya... Phone ki light jalaai or sofa par baith gaya.. And karne laga analyze ghumaa firaake solution kuch nahi nikala 11.:30 baj gaye toh maine phone check Kiya toh babhi kaa call aaya hua tha, pehle mobile silent tha toh maine doobara call kiya..

Babhi-Kahaan hai tu..?

Main-Crime scene par thoda kuch dekh raha tha..

Babhi-Abhi raatko kya millega subah dekhlena aaja raat hogayi hai kaafi..

Main-Aaraha hun actually I almost cracked the case... Ek minute what the fuck... babhi help.. Abeer or baaki ko bhejo crime scene k saamne waale ghar mein jaldi help...

Call disconnected...

Call cut kartey he main aaya uss ghar se bahaar kyunki saamne waala jo ghar tha jahaan uncle aunty se Milla tha main usme 3 log they filhaal uncle aunty k alaawa... mujhe thoda bahot dikh raha tha khidki se.. Or main samjh gaya ki plan hogaya successfull..

Main bhaaga ghar ki taraf.. Lekin thoda piche rukk gaya taaki scene complete hojaae.. I mean budhau or budhiya ko tapkaadein yelog.. Actually main start mein he sab samjh gaya tha mujhe ye bhi maalum tha killer kon ho shaktey hain ab main waise bhi pakkad shakta tha inlog ko team k sath lekin tab Inko tapkaa nahi paata main or i dont think jinda pakkadke koi faayda hai.. Meri ego satisfy nahi hoti usase.. Issliye maine uncle aunty ko bait ki tarah use Kiya ab waise bhi kitani jindagi bachi thi inki.. Waise toh main dono ko bachaa bhi shakta tha lekin fir media or police ko mujhe puri story sach bataani padti charche hotey or yelog ko theek se maar bhi nahi paata main or again meri ego satisfy nahi hoti.. Ab mere pass maximum 17 minutes they tabtak Abeer wagairaah ne aajaana tha..

Or mere dekhtey - 2 unmein se 2 ne baaton - 2 mein seconds mein chaaku se uncle aunty dono kaa galla Kaat diya.. Bhenchod no wonder yelog itane experienced hain saamne waale takk ko samjh nahi aaya hoga ki hua kya.. Khair uncle aunty jameen par girre maine 1 minute wait kiya I know abhi nahi jaaenge wohlog pehle apna diagram banaaenge blah blah issliye maine budhau log k theek se marrne kaa wait kiya and then main aaya gate ko laat maartey hue andar ofcourse gate khulla he tha.. Keval ek bulb jall raha tha pure ghar mein jo kaafi tha visibility k liye.. Mujhe aata dekh wohlog turant meri taraf paltey... Meri taraf badhe lekin maine nikaali deagle..

Main-Naa naa beta naa naa.. Itani bhi kya jaldi hai.. Ahahahaha hah... tumlog duniya k sabse khatarnak serial killers ho isme koi doraaye nahi hai.. Lekin isme bhi koi doraaye nahi hai ki tumlog iss duniya k sabse Jhantu serial killers ho... Bhenchod itana overconfidence aata kahaan se hai tumlog mein bhenchod how.. Mujhe samjh nahi aata kaise.. Choti moti baaton ko toh kuch samjhtey he nahi ho tum..

Woh teeno thaggey hue se khadey they mere saamne unki nervousness andhere mein bhi mehsoos kar paaraha tha main.. Wohlog teeno male they 48-54 ki ummar hattey kartey log ek Desi kurta paayjama mein tha baaki dono pant shirt mein.. Teeno he theek thaak height k they.. Ek k baal kaafi haddtakk udd chuke they baaki 2 k theek thaak they..


Main--kya kiya jaaye kya kiya jaae kya he kiya jaae..

Aadmi1- iska matlab sab maalum tha tujhe pehle se he.??

Main - Bilkul..

Aadmi1-Fir bhi tune in 2 ko marrne diya.. Or tu humein burra kehta hai.. Humse burra toh tu hai jabki tu in 2 ko bachaa shakta tha lekin nahi bachaya..

Main- maine kab tumhe burra kahaa be lawde... Khud se baatein naa banaao.. Iss beham mein naa rehna ki tum burre ho toh maar raha hun tumhe, naa munna naa lawda tumlog se laakh gunna burra main hun.. Tumlog toh jhant baraabar ho mere saamne.. Main toh tumhe issliye maar raha hu taaki jaldi - 2 niptaake main jaa paaun yahaan se or sath-2 mera ego bhi satisfy hota rahe.. You know mere pass le De k ek ego he bachta hai or Agar mera ego satisfy nahi hota toh bhenchod main paglaa jaata hun or woh bahot bura hota hai.. Or rahi baat uncle aunty ki toh lawda unhe bachaa leta toh tumhe kaise maar paata.. Fake story kaise Banaa paata tumhe tadaptey hue kaise dekh paata..

Aadmi1- you are a wicked human being AP.. A very very wicked human being.. . Your mentality iss more vicious then that of us serial killers... Hum logon ko maartey hain kyunki humein ye society passand nahi hai log passand nahi hain unki harkatein passand nahi hain... Lekin tu toh keval apni enjoyment k liye logon ko maarta hai isase burra kya ho shakta Hai.. You kill people just to satisfy your ego.. That is absurd..

Main-Haina.. I know..

Aadmi-lekin jab hum sab Marr jaaenge tab kya..? Fir kaise ego satisfy karega.?? Khud serial killer banke..? I am damn sure teri ego tujhe 1% mana nahi karegi humaari jagah lene k liye..

Main-hmm kar shakta hun waise toh lekin main itana time invest nahi karna caahta uppar se risk itana hai iss line mein ki puch Matt.. Isase achaa mass murders karke gayab rahe 1 saal or fir waapis aake fir mass murders.. Life set hai.. Lekin 1 minute tu bola "jab hum sab Marr jaaenge" iska matlab tujhe bhi lagta hai Red John haar jaaega mere se..

Aadmi-Main ghuma firaake baat nahi karta AP.. Main facts par baat karta hun.. Or Humlog caahe kitane bhi bade shaitaan hon lekin jo maine tere baare mein dekha, padha yaa suna hai kaise tune humaare 3 bhaiyon ko maara.. Koi chance nahi hai humlog yaa John bach jaaenge.. Tu duniya k sabse bade serial killers k saamne khadda hoke unhe seekha raha hai... In aankhon ne saikdon Jaan sareer se nikalti dekhi hain AP... Logon k andar Khouf dekha hai mout kaa lekin tu aise khadda hai maano hum koi hain he nahi.. Tu Ego satisfy karne k liye logon ko maarta hai.. I mean ye haiwaaniyat ki ek nayi level hai.. Haan lekin main ye nahi Keh shakta ki tu John ko humaare Task se pehle maar paaega yaa nahi.. John bahot tejj hai AP woh khud Marr jaaega apne Task ko aage badhaane k liye..

Main- Tumlog abhi jaantey he kya ho mere baare mein bc tumlog ordinary jindagi Jiney waale log ho serial killer hone se koi bhagwaan nahi bann jaata... Yahaan k alaawa bhi ye duniya bahot badi or khatarnaak hai tumlog se kahin jyaada khatarnaak.. I have seen it all mate.. Naa naa hill matt bhosdk warna yahin ticket dedunga..

Aadmi1-Faayda kya hai marrna toh waise bhi hai..

Main-Shayad naa marro...


Aadmi1- humlog kuch nahi bataane waale John k baare mein..

Main-Then i can't do anything.. Lekin..

Wohlog desperate they mujhe attack karne k liye.. Unki aankhon Mein darr tha marrna nahi caahtey they wohlog.. Unhe maalum tha unke sathiyon k sath kya hua tha issliye unhe pata tha mouka keval ek he hoga miss hua toh mout pakki.. Or abhi unke or mere bich distance itana tha ki wohlog teeno ek sath aatey toh bhi teeno ko thok deta main.. Issliye woh wait kar rahe they.. Ahista-2 ek ek inch aage badh rahe they unhe lag raha tha main notice nahi kar raha but main sab dekh raha tha..

Main - Let me tell you guys a story now A story for the ages a story full of facts... You know a bullet will kill you in 3 Ways:- First):- Extremities.. Hit a major artery and your blood circulation stops.. You got 2 or 3 minutes before you bleed out and die.. No way you can stop the blood flow as it'll be internal.. Second) :- Anywhere in Center Chest or TENS(Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) kaafi bones ko hataake ghussti hai bullet then wahaan it hits Heart yaa Other Arteries.. Bam lagtey he blood pressure drops to 0 and bam death in 5 seconds max..Third And Last) :-Khopaddi mein kidhar bhi angle doesn't matter bam sab itana jaldi hota hai ki brain or body process bhi nahi kar paatey ki what the fuck just happened.. Bam.. Ye sab facts hain like researched facts.. Not just words these are written in books.. Since..

Lekin main aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek badha unmein se aage lekin gap itana tha ki woh 2 kadam leta tabtak maine trigger dabba diya and 2 goliyan lagi usko... Ek Galle mein or Dusari chest or Galle k theek bichmein ye hua first way to kill.. And woh girra niche ab ye dekh dusare ne react kiya.. Ab dusara aage badha ye dekh k lekin bullet se tejj thodi naa hoga.. Bam seedha chest mein Deagle mein itani power hoti hai ki goli close range se chali ho toh seedhi dil ko cheerti hui piche se nikal jaati hai kamjor shaks mein se toh like a sniper.. Lekin iske aar paar nahi nikali dil mein atak gayi.. Lekin kaam hogaya woh bhi niche..second way to die by a Bullet... Ab last waala itani derr mein close aachuka tha bilkul.. Maine ek kadam piche liya or uski taraf kartey he trigger daba diya uski Khopaddi k bichon bich woh piche ki taraf girra or interesting fact patta hai kya hai?? girrne se pehle Marr chuka tha woh.. Woh pura hall gunj gaya goliyon ki awaaj sunke.. Second or third Marr Chuke they.. 1st bacha tha as expected 1 goli lagti toh 3 minutes tadapta woh.. Lekin bullets lagi thi 2 double blood loss.. Yaani 40 seconds max pakka lega woh.. Maine uski taraf dekha uska saree vibration mode mein tha hath pair ki movements bahot slow hogayi thi.. Main dekhta raha usko 20 seconds takk lagaataar.. Bahaar shor suru hogaya tha log ikatha horahe they goliyon ki awaaj gayi hogi.. Lekin main usski Jaan nikalte hue dekh raha tha woh satisfaction millraha tha isme mujhe.. Mera blood meri veins mein teen gunna speed se behta hua mehsoos horaha tha mujhe.. Finally next 20 seconds mein uski vibration bandh hogayi or ussne dum Todd diya.. Haash! Ye nasha he kuch or hai... Bhenchod.. Lit.. Khair maine phone on kiya then light kaa switch on kiya toh pura ghar jagmaga gaya wahaan 5 laashein thi or 5on kaa reason main tha.. Frankly speaking budhau log befaltu mein maare gaye abhi mujhe lag raha tha ki inhe bachaa leta main.. Lekin again who gives a fuck.. Konsa Olympic mein Jaane waale they ye.. Kuch kaam aagaye marrtey hue best hai...
Ab dekha jaae kull milaake main bahot he jyaada wicked banda hun.. Lekin jo hai so hai..


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Wah bohat hi zabardast update Bro.

Red John k teen aadmi aur maare Gaye .

Aur Red John Ka asal nishana kon hoga Dekte hai aage kya hota hai.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-208(Explanation)

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And yet again I won the fight against Red JOHN oh He is gonna be so pissed you can't even imagine.. He'll be red hot in anger.. Log baag idhar he aarahe they maine gate se dekha lekin tabhi bahaar gaadiyon kaa shor sunaai diya, main vehicles ki awaaj se he samjh gaya ki humaari gaadiyan hain.. Woh full speed se aai bahaar rukki or rukktey he Abeer, Mangal, Ami or Rishi Girrtey padtey hathon mein gun liye enter hue..

Main-Chill chill main he hun bc.. Bahot jaldi aagaye tumlog bhenchod.. 16 minutes lagaadi tumen aane mein..

Mangal-Bc puch Matt kya speed se aaye hain hua kya lekin itana jallllll....

Mangal kaa recorder attak gaya kyunki usse or baakiyon ko mere piche paddi laashein dikh gayi..

Mangal-What the fuck just happened here..

Rishi-Oh my god..

Main-Chill chill.. Ye 3 John k bandey they or woh 2 uncle aunty.. Hua..

Lekin main aage kuch bolta usase pehle mujhe bahaar police vehicles kaa shor sunaai diya.. Toh main samjh gaya Anjali and team aai hai issliye main chup hogaya ki story ek baar he sunaaunga baar-2 bataane se mood kharaab hota hai or pakkadey jaane k chances hotey hain... Anjali, Jiya, Priyanka or Pooja andar enter hue.. Or aatey he woh shocked rehgaye.. Maine thoda time diya unko process karne k liye ki bc dekhlene do ek baar..
Anjali wagairaah ne bhaagke sabki body check ki koi jinda hai yaa nahi lekin nothing all dead.. Bc hum khadey hain yahaan aise he thodi na bach jaaega koi...

Anjali -Don't tell me ye teeno killers they..

Main--Haan yahi they ab agar dekhna hogaya ho toh bolna suru karun..

Anjali-Haan please..

Then maine bolna suru kiya..

Main-Hogaya sabka bc sunlo abhi main Marr raha hun bataane ko....so jaisa tumlog ko maalum Hai kuch Khaas Milla tha nahi or main tha isase frustrated like bahot jyaada kuch toh miss kar raha tha main.. Issliye main aaya waapis yahaan... Thodi derr recreation wagairaah ki.. Blah blah sab boring stuff..Then Milla mujhe gold.. Shakk mujhe pehle he hogaya tha ki kuch toh awkward hua hai like bahot jyaada awkward...itana easily sab nahi ho shakta.. Lekin ye log there professionals yelog ne Sab overall cover karliya tha lekin small details bhool gaye.. Story ye thi ki ye teeno he issi society mein reh rahe they.. Or apne 3 bhaiyon ki deaths se frustrated they.. Unhe karna tha kuch naa kuch tab inhe mouka millgaya ye producer rangeen mijaaj kaa aadmi tha daily party sharty Ladkiyaan wagairaah... Ye sab chalta tha.. Ab ye bangaya inka target.. Iss producer k alaawa Baaki 3 victims jo they woh toh bus galat jagah galat time par they.. Unmein kuch special nahi tha unki jagah uss raat koi Orr hota toh woh bhi marrta.. Ab uss producer ne diya mouka.. Raatko party sharty chal rahi thi.. Ab aata hai main part jab maine dekha ki darwaje kaa lock tutta hai toh mujhe awkward laga kyunki Red John k sath jo log haina woh professionals hain har feild mein wohlog shanti se lock pick bhi kar shaktey they bina toddey easily khol letey.. Toh toda kyu..? Kyun itana shor karna kyun jorr lagaana.. Then mujhe laga toda hoga khol nahi paaye honge.. Toh bc maine bahaar se gate ko dekha toh kahin bhi koi nishaan nahi ki bc aise kaise tod liya bina hath lagaae...i know ye waale gate or unke lock chutiya quality k hotey hain lekin itane bhi chutiya quality k nahi hotey ki bina hath lagaae he tutt jaaein.. Then maine andar ki taraf dekha or andar door handle mudda hua tha halka saa it means ki door toh unhone khola he tha lekin baadmein saboot mitaane k liye wohlog ne andar se gate toda taaki unpar shakk naa ho ki gate khola tha.. Jabki gate unhone nahi khola unhone bahaar se knock kiya tha or iss producer ne khola woh jaanta hoga unhe ki issi society mein rehtey hain.. Then wohlog fake complaints karne lage ki please sound low karo blah blah.. Producer tha nashe mein unhe andar bulaaya daru offer ki iss bich unhone lee position or bam pehle 3no gaye last waala banda sabse jyaada nashe mein tha issliye usse last k liye chhoda lekin ye sab dekh uska nasha bhi udd gaya issiliye jaise he uske uppar pehla waar hua woh hatta or hath par laga lekin itana nashe mein tha woh ki or kuch realize karta tabtak toh uska galla Kaat diya gaya tha yaani case 50% solved matlab ye confirm tha ki killer issi society mein se they lekin ye nahi pata tha kon they jo dhundana easy tha subah sabki kundali dekhtey toh mill jaatey.. Then maine babhi ko phone kiya unhe bataaya ki I solved the case almost.. or haweli aane k liye bahaar nikala he tha ki saamne ye piche waali khidki se halki-2 roshni mein maine dekha uncle aunty k saamne ye 3 khaddey they.. Ab mere hissab se 100% uncle aunty ne kuch dekha tha toh mujhe laga surely dekha hoga.. Or ye 3 samjh gaye ki inhone kuch dekha hai issliye main babhi ko backup kaa bolke aage badha or laga uncle aunty ko bachaa lunga as deagle thi mere pass, lekin andar enter hua tabtak unlog ne maardiya tha dono ko then maine aatey he ek ko goli maari jo ye waala hai isko seedhi khopaddi mein.. Tabtak baaki 2 idhar udhar hogaye unke pass chaaku they toh main piche hatta tabtak woh dono jhaptey mujhpar main thoda confuse hua or nervousness mein pehle waale k uppar goliyaan daagdi usse 2 lagi or last waale ko fir ek.. And bam game over..



Thodi derr wahaan same usual scene raha sannata.. Wohlog process karne lage sab.. Ab ye jo maine bataaya ki kaise mujhe shakk hua ye sab sach tha bus dikkat ye thi ki ye Sab maine dinn mein he samjh liya tha jab second time aaya tha main crime scene par bodies dekh k hospital se.. Yaani pura case din mein he solve karliya tha.. Ye maalum tha ki killers issko jaantey they yaani issi society k hain 100% kyunki agar koi or Jaan pehchaan k bandey hotey toh woh aise Saamne waale ki jagah par randomly aake nahi maarke nikal jaaenge, wohlog sab notice kartey hain plan banaatey hain.. Ki kab ye ghar aata hai kab jaata hai kiske sath aata hai kiske sath jaata hai.. Konsi daru peeta hai kabtak peeta hai.. Wohlog stalk kartey hain pehle..... Ab bus mujhe ye nahi pata tha ki kon hain killers.. Uske liye he toh Main itani safaai se uncle k pass aaya tha din mein or aise behave kar raha tha ki Inko sab maalum Hai.. Open mein khadda hoke usko samjha raha tha main then andar gaya Paani k bahaane se blah blah ki then puri team ko logon se baat karne k liye bheja yaani killers takk ye news pohanch jaae ki kissi ne kuch toh dekha hai.. Or aisa he hua news pohanch gayi.. Or sabse jyaada shakk gaya dono budhau log par as just saamne khidki se easily Iss producer k ghar mein aane Jaane waale ko dekha jaa shakta Hai or sath he sath maine in dono k sath aise secretly baat karke inhe main suspect Banaa diya tha.. Bus fir kya tha bhaage chale aaye yelog mere jaal mein.. Or main fir thehra bada shikaari daboch liya teeno ko.. Badhiya se ilaaj bhi kardiya bus or kya caahiye life se.. Ye Sab maine team waalon ko issliye nahi bataaya ki mere aand Khaane lagjaatey sab specially Ami and Abeer wohlog jeene naa detey mujhe.. Jinda pakkadna tha blah - 2 - 2.. Issliye unko side he rakha maine....ab meri story aisi thi ki sab Maan gaye.. Sach bhi thi story toh shakk ki koi gunjaaish nahi thi mujhe.. Ab 15 minutes maine police waalon ko Kahaani sunaai woh taaki officially likh lein reports mein woh.. Or baadmein mujhe court naa Jaana paddey agar koi gand Marra case karta hai toh bhi.. Then aagaya Pura media... Again aag lag gayi bhenchod tv channels or social media par.. Hashtag RIP_John_k_friends... Just kidding main social media check bhi naa karta.. Khair wahaan se 12.45 baje humlog haweli pohanchey toh Babhi Meenu wahaan wait kar rahe they bhai k saikdon calls aachuke they woh Delhi they.. Mangal ne unhe inform kiya... Woh bhi hue bahot khuss like bahot khuss.. Babhi ko Kahaani sunaai...Taareefein hui.. Blah blah same old same old.. Then mujhe babhi me Inform kiya ki Sam or Ravi Kal early morning aajaaenge or Kal college bhi Jaana Hai....fuck that bc... Maine abhi just 3 logon ko cold blooded mein maara hai ab Kal college jaaun main what the fuck..

Then main aake room mein jhatak se sogaya.. Subah Mereko kissi ne hilaake jagaya buri tarah main aankh kholne se pehle samjh gaya tha ki Sam hoga.. Wahi tha..

Main-Gandu kya hai sone de na..

Sam-Lawde 8 baj gaye hain colleye Jaana Hai babhi ne bola hai..

Main-8 tere baje honge bc khud saala udhar shyaam 6 baje he sogaya hoga idhar subah 1 baje takk Serial killers ko tapkaa raha tha main..

Sam-I don't care ready hojaa jaake..

Ye bolke woh mujhe laat maarke nikal gaya wahaan se.. Bhenchod kabhi naa kabhi gand tod dunga iski main.. Fir rota firrega..


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Shaandaar update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-209(Attitude)

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Khair main utha Fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua.. And then Niche aaya.. Toh Ravi Sam Babhi Rishi or Mangal breakfast kar rahe they main bhi baitha..

Main-Bade aana hua aap dono lage hath ek do week kaa or gap le he letey.. Ek din k kaam mein 3 din lagaake aaye tumlog.. Itane emergency k time mein.. Bc tumhe maalum tumhaara bhai tapak gaya hota..

Babhi-Subah subah kuch achaa bol le..yaa Marrne maarne ki baatein chalti rehti pura din tere dimag mein..

Main-Or nahi toh kya ab yelog hotey toh inhe sath leke jaata sab aaram se nipat Jaata akele ko risk lena padda..

Ab Breakfast k baad theek 9 baje humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey gaadi Park ki.. Then nikale canteen ki taraf toh raaste mein Mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha maine uthaaya toh Saamne se uss Monali ki awaaj aai..

Mona-Good Morning AP sahaab..

Main-Morning.. Kaise yaad kiya..?

Mona-pehle toh aapki tareef karne k liye kya behatreen kaam kiya aapne Kal raatko..

Main-Kaam bol kaam.. Maine kya kiya woh maalum Hai mujhe..

Mona- Woh actually Mera bhateeja hai ek Sehar k he ek college mein padhta hai Wahaan kaa Yuva neta or college president bhi hai.. Vivek naam hai uska..

Main-OK.. Main kya karun usme??

Mona-Darshall uska aapke college k kuch students se jhagda hogaya thodi maarpeet hui uske sath akela tha tab toh ab woh badla lena caahta hai... Maine socha pehle aapse puchun kahin koi aapka dost toh nahi hai unmein se..

Main - Naam bata kin se hui ladaai..

Mona-Bcom 2nd year k student hain naam hai..

Main-Naam Ki jarurat naa Hai main naa jaanta Bcom waalon ko beshak fod de...

Mona-Thanks sir.. Police jaldi aaegi nahi aap kuch karenge nahi bus yahi caahiye tha.. Thanks again..

Main-Yep..fod daalo jaldi lekin abhi bhejdey caahe..

Mona-ji ji.

Call disconnected..

Koi toh chhudega college mein aaj chalo issi bahaane kya pata class he cancel hojaaein.. Nice idea.. Tabtak main canteen pohanch chuka tha toh wahaan se seedha gufa mein aaye humlog Rohit already wahin tha.. Cigarette jalaai..

Rohit- Teri setting puch rahi thi tere baare mein..

Main-Kon..?

Rohit-Anaa or kon bc..

Main-oh! Kya puch rahi thi..?

Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta lekin fir bhi inhe dikhaane k liye main excited hogaya..

Rohit-Yahi ki kya chal raha hai tere sath.. Kyun itana awkward rehta hai.. Itana gussa kyun karta hai blah blah..

Main-Toh tune kya kaha..?

Rohit- wahi jo hai.. ki aajkal bahot sab chal raha hai daily murderers k piche ghummna case par case solve karna blah blah.. Ye sab ache achon ko thakka deta hai toh tu kya cheej hai..

Main-True..

Ravi-Kab niptega be Ye Red John bhenchod gand maardi hai sabki..

Main-Jaldi he jaldi he.. I can't wait for that day..

Humne cigarette pee uske baad bahaar aagaye bahaar Abhi Ashish Anaa wagairaah Sab baithey they toh humlog unki side waali table par baith gaye... Baithey he they ki ek peon wahaan aaya..

Peon-AP beta, Ye principal sir ne bheja hai..

Ye bolke ek paper ussne mujhe diya...

Main-Thanks..

Paper k uppar ek letter likha tha pura.

Main-Dear Student,I am really sorry for that day i misunderstood...

"Lol.." Ye bolke maine faad diya woh page..

Abhi-Abe pura toh padhta Dekhtey kaisa likha Budhau ne..

Ravi-Mouni tere dad ko budhau bol raha...

Mouni-Aadat hogayi hai ab toh ye sunaney ki.. Lekin ye letter I tell you kitani derr mein likha hai unhone.. I guess first time kissi ko sorry bola hai aise.. Lol dekhne laayak thi unki shakal..

Main-Cool cool...

Humaari coffee aagayi tab hui din ki Pehli important ghatna.. Wahaan kareeb 14-15ladke enter hue sabne thobdey par mask yaa kapda baandha tha or sab students he lag rahe they.. Hatte kattey laundey they sab.. Hath mein Rod dandey hokey stick baseball bat wagairaah wagairaah Tha sabke.. Or unhone andar aatey he ek table ko target kiya jispe 6-7 ladke baithey they.. As expected main unmein se ek ko bhi nahi jaanta tha.. Or aatey he unmein se ek ne diya baseball bat saamne waale laundey ki pith par.. Woh launda chilaaya or puri canteen ki najar gayi udhar..

Main-chup chaap baithey rehna teeno k teeno.. Hillna takk nahi..

Or agle 10 seconds mein patta-patt lagne lage dandey wahaan saari canteen bhari thi woh sablog uthke bahaar ko bhaagne lage.. Ab woh jo 6 laundey they jinko maar rahe they unko bachaane koi aage nahi aaya.. Jiske 2 reasons they ek unka department nahi tha idhar issliye kam he log they unke sath.. Then baaki kissi ne help ki nahi as humaare college waale sab gandu hain..

Khair Abhi Wagairaah Sab piche ko hatt gaye... Baaki saari canteen bahaar nikal gayi.. Keval maarne waale Khaane waale or humlog he bache wahaan..

Rohit-What the fuck is going on..

Main-Dekhta jaa bus Hillna nahi chalne dey jo chal raha hai..

Kaafi badhiya dhulaai horahi thi humaare college waalon ki.. Lekin saamne waale sambhall k maar rahe they haddiyaan Todd rahe they. Jaan se nahi maarna tha unhe.. Bc kya mast sounds aarahi thi maano movie dekhraha hun jhantu actors waali.. Puri canteen mein fail gaye they woh log 2 minutes he hue they tab bahaar se 4-5 students aaye bhaagte hue dandey wandey liye humaare college k they shayad ye bachaane aaye they lekin unki gand tab marri jab woh 5 or saamne waale 15 hogaye unhone un 5 ko bhi liya lage hath bc full haryanvi ladaai horahi thi.. 5 minutes k andar sabko leta diya unlog ne.... Then nikalne lage..

Ashish - AP kuch karbe..?

Main-Kyun main bhenchod Salman khan hun.. Teri kyun fatt rahi hai tu karle kuch horaha hai toh.. Yaa befaltu k political parties banaatey fir rahe ho..

Wohlog nikal rahe they wahaan se tab main chilaaya..

Main-Oye bhosdk.. Idhar..

Ye sunke unmein se ek meri taraf aaya munh par mask tha uske shayad wahi Vivek tha aatey he pehle toh ussne pair chuwe mere..

Vivek - Ji maalik..

Main--Ye tod fod ki hai iska paisa tera baap dega bhosdk.. Paisa deke jaa usko..

Ye bolke maine Laxman ki taraf ishaara kiya jo counter k piche chuppa tha..

Vivek - Bhai abhi toh nahi hai pakka pohanchwaadunga..

Main-Aisi gand fodunga yahaan ki bhosdk doobara college Jaane laayak nahi rahega.. Sabke pass jitane hain utane deke chaltey bano jaldi se..

Vivek-ji jarur bhai jarur.. Koi dikkat he nahi hai.. Oye jitana cash hai counter par rakho or nikalte chalo.. Police aati he hogi..

Uske ye boltey he uske sathiyon ne apni-2 jebon mein hath daale or jitana cash tha sab Laxman k counter par rakhtey gaye or wahaan se bhaagtey gaye.... Laxman k pass Atleast jitana damage hua uska 2 yaa 3 gunna cash aagaya tha bc.. Then hui canteen clean.. Ab wahaan Main, Sam, Ravi, Rohit, Abhi, Ashish, Lucky,Mouni(Principal Ki beti) Arushi(Surendra ki beti) Or Ananya he bache..

Main-Haash that was some good shit....

Ravi- Ambulance wagairaah bulaai haibe kissi ne...?

Ladka 1-Haan bhai.. Police or ambulance dono ko call karchuka hun...

Humlog khaddey hue haal chaal dekhne toh bc sablog ko badhiya se paddi thi like 2-3 weeks bed mein he Jaane they unke.. Jyaada serious koi tha nahi.. Bc canteen mein 4on taraf khoon he khoon hogaya tha.. Kuch tables chairs tutt gayi thi.. Ab unmein se ek jo niche padda tha woh deewar ka sahara leke baitha uski naak or munh se khoon beh raha tha..


Ladka-B. B. B. Bhai k. M. K. Kkkuch kardetey toh bach jaatey..

Main-Kyun bhenchod main security guard laga hun tumhaara.. Bahaar jaake gand marwaao tumlog safaai kare AP.. Tereko kya lagta hai mereko maalum nahi kaise bahaar jaake akele bandey ko maarke aaye they tumlog.... Tum toh bc 10 ho abhi or uppar se tumhaare he college aake maara hai gand fatti ab..?? Padhai karne aatey ho padhai karo jyaada dadagiri nahi karo... Useless peice of shit..

Main khadda hua or uske thobdey par maari ek or laat woh niche girr padda..

Main-AP bachaaega tujhe bhosdk..

Ye bolke main waapis meri table par aaya.. Bc coffee takk theek se naa paya thandi hogayi..

Main-Laxman coffee de toh...

Lax-J. Ji bhai..

Ye bolke hum 4on waapis baithey chairs par.. Abhi wagairaah Sab humein he ghurre jaarahe they.. Bc..


Humlog baithey he they ki police waale aagaye udhar ek SI( sub inspector) or kuch hawaldaar..

SI-Parnaam ji Janaab..

Main - Parnaam..

SI-Aapne toh nahi kiya naa maai baap ye..??

Ye sunke maine usko ghurra..


SI-N. B. B. Nahi mera matlab agar kiya bhi hai toh kya baat hogayi humlog toh abhi chale jaaenge.. Humne thodi naa kuch dekha hai..

Main-Chup be lawde.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya.. Koi group bahaar se aake maar gaya... Waise bhi case nahi karega inmein se koi kyunki fir baraabar kaa case inpar lagega bus hospital pohanchwaao or nikalo..

SI-Ji Janaab abhi turant lo Ambulance aagayi hain..

Main-toh Lagjaao kaam par..

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[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-210(Too Much Frustration)


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Thodi derr mein woh student log ko uthaalegaye ambulance mein.. Then College cleaning staff or Laxman ne saaf safaai chaalu kardi issliye humein bahaar aana padda.. Bahaar kaafi students ikkatha hogaye they.. Tab aaya Principal kuch staff k sath.. Nicki mam Or Riti mam bhi uske sath thi.. Wohlog canteen mein gaye 2 chakkar lagaae and then cctv recording dekhi or waapis bahaar aagaye.. Main Sam Ravi or Rohit Parking mein se sab dekh rahe they.. Principal or baaki sab nikal liye wahaan se then peon aaya or ussne bataaya ki humsabko staff room mein bulaaya hai.. Jo bhi hai chalne do bc bus class naa lagein..hum 4on chal paddey Staff room ki taraf staff room pohanchey toh wahaan Par Humaare Alaawa Principal, Nicki Mam, Riti man, Amit sir or baaki kuch staff members they and unke baad fir Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Mouni, Arushi or Anna bhi they Abhi and gang chairs par baithi thi or Staff unke saamne baithey they.. Amit sir ne humein bhi baithney ko kahaa toh humlog Abhi gang k piche aake baith gaye...


Principal-Jaisa aap sabko maalum he hai aaj jo kuch bhi canteen mein hua woh nahi hona caahiye tha ye sab iss college mein bilkul bhi nahi challega or unn students k treatment k baad main unse personally millke jaanunga ki kya tha woh sab kya situations thi jo woh sab hua.. And agar unki galati milli usme toh sabko rusticate kiya jaaega on point.. Lekin woh baad ki baat hai... Filhaal tum sabke liye kuch questions hain mere pass as keval tumlog he they wahaan par andar dekhne waale.. Maine cctv footage dekhi hai toh firstly aap sablog bahaar kyun nahi gaye jab ye sab suru hua kya aaplog ko darr nahi laga..? Yaa kuch or jawaab hai...??

Maine Nikaala apna phone mera lawda interest nahi tha udhar gand marrae rusticate hon yaa hospital mein he marrjaaein...

Abhi-Actually sir we don't have any beef with any other groups.. Humein kissi se koi problem hai he nahi jo koi humein maarne aaega uppar Se AP Rohit Sam or Ravi bhi wahaan they and we all know the whole state know about them so I think humein koi dikkat nahi thi..

Princ-Jin 4 ki aap baat Kar rahein hain unhone apne sathi students ki help bhi nahi ki toh aapko kyun lagta hai woh aapki help kartey..?

Ashish - Because we know woh help kartey.. I know them for past 15 years sir I can trust them..

Prin-ok ok.. Then again aaplog ne Police ko inform kyun nahi kiya..?

Ashish - Kaise kartey sir..? Unke saamne phone uthaake call lagaatey unke saamne..?? Jabki humein maalum he tha ki bahaar itane students hain kissi naa kissi ne inform kar he diya hoga..

Prin- ok ok.. Now Rohit...


Rohit-yes sir..

Prin- Tumne unki help kyun nahi ki..? You are an intelligent person still aapne koshish takk nahi kari..?

Rohit-Sir I am here for like 4-5 years politics studies sab dekh or kar chuka or isme sabse life saving cheej jo maine seekhi woh ye hai ki jab aise jhagda chal raha ho full flow mein toh sabse jyaada maar usko padti hai jo bich bachaav karta hai fir koi nahi dekhta woh Rohit hai yaa koi or maarne k baad mein he samjh aata hai ki Rohit ko peet diya.. Issliye Humlog durr he rehtey insabse..

Prin- I don't think so.. Kyunki maine footage mein saaf dekha ki AP k ek baar kehne se woh ladka waapis aaya uske pair chuwe then Laxman ko uske loss k liye paise bhi deke gaye..? Iska kya matlab samjhun main?? Kya tumlog jaantey they unhe.??

Main-Matlab ye samjho ki pura haryana yahin se suru hota hai or yahin khatam we are not just students we are a lot more other then this and the whole North India know who we are.. Issliye jab hum boltey hain toh log suntey hain.. Uppar se unhone Laxman kaa nuksaan kiya tha toh paise wahi denge there is nothing they can do about That I don't care kon they woh kon nahi but nuksaan wahi bharrenge ..and now you said tumne help kyun nahi ki..? Kyunki I don't care.. We are not there security guards jo kal ko woh kuch bhi karke college mein chipp jaaenge or AP unki help karega nope that's not how it works around here.. Infact mujhe maalum bhi tha ye hoga or aaj he hoga kyun hoga kaise hoga kiss time hoga... kyunki ye jo aapke sincere students haina woh college k baad jhund mein jaake akele ladkon ko fodd k aajatey hain then aapke hostel mein baithke daru peetey hain.. Ab jab maar Khaane ki baari inki aai toh i dont think main help karunga nope not at all.. But aapko ye sab nahi maalum hoga..? Maalum hoga bhi kaise mujhse najar hattegi tab naa baaki kuch dhyaan aaega..


Nicki-AP...

Main-Let me finish.. I don't mind what you do or what students do they can do whatever they want lekin aage se agar kuch bhi hota hai toh don't come to us running because you guys are not getting any help from here.. So better start keeping an eye out for your students it'll be helpful.. Thank-you.. We are done here...

Ye bolke main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh bc hawa hawa mein mere sath sath Sam Ravi or Rohit toh aaye he Unke piche - 2 Abhi Ashish Arushi Or Anaa bhi uthke bahaar aagaye... Mouni kaa baap tha woh toh usse rukkna padda andar he..

Hum bahaar balcony mein aae toh Sath-2 Nicki madam bhi aagayi.. Or piche se mujhe awaaj di..

Nicki - AP wait for me...

Main - Nicki mam mera 1% bhi mood nahi hai kuch bhassan sunaney kaa..

Nicki-kuch nahi sunaney waali main rukk toh sahi.. Aisa kya 24×7 frustrated rehney laga hai..

Main-Main kahaan frustration mein rehta hun..

Nicki-Tu pura din frustration mein rehta hai..

Ravi-I agree..

Sam-Me too..

Ashish - 100% agree...

Rohit-Yep.. Humessa he like ek second bhi aisi nahi hoti jab he aise naa hota ho..

Main - shut up...

Nicki-Hua kya kuch bataaega..?kyun aaraha hai itana gussa..? Jeet toh raha hai harr baar tu fir bhi..?

Main-Nicki mam it's not about winning.. Winning is not everything.. I will win every time because I am not born to loose winning is not a problem to me... Also even I don't mind loosing sometimes...

Nicki - Toh problem kya hai...? I am sure frustration toh hogi he surely because daily kitana sab karta hai tu catching killers fighting crime.. In between facing your enemies also.... Uppar se media, opposition waalon k taane sunana.. But still You are AP Afterall you can control yourself no problem..

Main- I mean this is pretty much it that is the thing that frustrate me uppar se fir people asking me ki bhai frustrate kyun hai gussa kyun hai..? Kyunki I am angry I am frustrated.. Abhi 2 minute pehle I literally got blamed for everything.. I mean i do bull shit 24×7 I catch criminals daily unki jagah new aajatey hain lekin main toh wahi hun naa.. I get tired of same shit people trying to kill me 24×7 jabki unko maalum Hai woh kuch nahi kar shaktey mera Still daily ek naa ek naya banda aaega mereko maarne k liye... Wahi same old same old..jo hai yahi hai baaki kuch frustration nahi hai I am fine..

Nicki-No you are not..

Main-Yes i am..

Ye bolke main seedhiyon se niche uttar gaya.. Fuck bhenchod kya gandugiri hai frustration nahi hogi toh kya hoga bc mereko kidnap karke rakha hai lawde ne.. Bhaisahaab bahot bure waali gand maarunga dekhlena Rone takk naa dunga yaad Rakhna 1.0... Parking mein aaya toh pata chala gaadi ki chaabi Sam k pass hai... Bro kissi naa kissi ki gand fodni padegi itana frustration buildup horaha hai lekin gussa fir bhi nahi aaraha bhenchod.. Gussa he aajaaye toh yahaan baithey-2 1.0 ki gand maardun main..

Sam Ravi or Rohit bhi aagaye thodi derr mein

Sam- Dekh I know tu frustrated hai hum sab bhi hain frustrated tere liye.. Lekin filhaal mere pass sabke liye ek gajab Idea hai.. Gussa naa karega toh bolu..

Main-bhonk..

Sam-Theke chaltey hain bottles letey hain tight hoke raat ko ghar jaatey hain babhi sunaaegi toh sunlenge..lekin kam se kam bhenchod ek din k liye toh frustration kam hogi..

Main-Jitana chutiya dikhta hai utana hai nahi tu.. Bus thoda correction hai theka chhod Aroma chalte hain.. Wahin baithenge..

Rohit-Best hai..

Ravi-Abhi chalo bhenchod..

Sam-Let's go.. Main Nikhil k pass call kardeta hun..

Actually Aroma Bar hai ek Delhi, Haryana mein or baaki kaafi cities mein iski branches hain iska jo owner hai woh humaara family friend hai pehle kaafi chakkar lag jaatey they wahaan k ab kaafi time se nahi gaye.. Ab bc Frustration kam karne kaa temporary tareeka daru he hai bahot saari daru.. Like peeke paglaa Jaane jitani daru.. Sam ne Nikhil k pass call kiya woh toh tha nahi yahaan lekin phone kardega woh or VIP room book.. Humlog ne seconds mein plan banaaya tha or seconds mein nikal bhi gaye.. Ab hoga dangal..

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fantastic update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-211(Go Frustration Go)

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Humlog dophar 3 baje Aroma Pohanchey bichmein Rohit ko thoda kaam tha toh woh niptaaya ussne.. Khair pohanchey toh theek se open bhi nahi hua tha bar bc.. Lekin apne ko kya humlog seedhe aaye andar Manager ko order diya or uppar pohanchey room mein..




Room ekdum five star hotel maafik tha bc couch wouch sab set they.. Bichmein badi si kanch ki table saamne Music system bar k andar ek alag bar tha ye room aisa lagaalo....pehle toh humlog hue easy hath munh dhoye fresh hoke baithey mast.. Then waiter le aaya humaara samaan.. Whiskey He chalegi aajtoh or mehnge bar kaa ek he faayda hai naam bataane ki jarurat nahi padti quality apne aap best le aatey hain wohlog.. Suru hone se pehle Ravi ne Mangal ko call kiya ki humlog horahe hain suru bure tareeke se iska matlab raatko pick karle humein... Woh aajaata humaare sath lekin Woh filhaal Delhi tha bhai k sath.. Shyaam takk waapis aaega.. "Paul John" Bc bottle k naam se nasha hojaae kabhi try karna badi kaatil cheej hai.. Khair aaj limit koi thi nahi darr kissi kaa tha nahi toh bhayanak peeni thi.. Like bahot bhayanak.. We don't care ulti hogi ya gand fattegi....aaj bus peeni thi..


Then suru hue humlog slowly - 2 as time bahot jyaada tha.. Pehle 3-4 pegs takk toh pata bhi nahi chala bc.. Chicken wagairaah chal raha tha sath-2 toh itana farak nahi padega thodi derr mein peg k sath-2 bookh khatam hojaaegi tab daru kaa maja aaega... Shyaam 5.30 baje takk humlog halke-2 form mein aarahe they.. Or 6.30 baje takk woh mahool suru hogaya jab nasha hone laga.. Bichmein Toilet jaatey rahe toh Nasha sath-2 kam horaha tha Gaadi chalaane ki dikkat nahi thi Mangal Aajaega pick karne.. 7 baje Bar mein niche music system chaalu hogaya matlab Log baag aane lage they.. Tab Sam humein Shayari suna raha tha bhenchod iska toh dil bhi nahi tutta kabhi ye kahaan se laarhaa tha ye shayri.. Khair nashe mein lawda kissi ko farak padta hai.. Raat 8.30 baje takk humlog bhaari tight they like bahot saari bottle khaali ho chuki thi or sathmein bahot saari cheejein khaa bhi Lee thi.. Toh halka hone k liye humne socha niche dance karne chaltey hain.. Kyunki abhi pura mahool suru hogaya hoga niche.. Ab dikkat ye hui ki Humse theek se chala bhi nahi jaaraha tha.. Lekin hum bhi bhenchod puraane nashedi they uthke niche Aa gaye bhaari bharkam music chaalu tha ek aad log baag dance bhi kar rahe they tables almost full thi.. Bar counter par bheed thi.. Ab hum befaltu mein he ghuss gaye Dance floor par.. Nashe mein kon kahaan kya kar raha tha kissi ko lawda farak nahi padta issliye jo chal raha tha chalne diya humne.. Issi bich koi gandu ne Diya Rohit ko dhakka mujhe theek se yaad nahi kyun diya lekin itana maalum Hai kuch toh bhi bakchodi hui hai.. Ab nasha itana tha ki humein nahi pata kyun diya bus dhakka diya toh diya.. Uss laundey ko maine diya ek bhayanak punch itana bhayanak ki woh toh girra he sathmein main bhi niche girr gaya nashe mein.. Lekin woh laundey ko niche padtey he Sam or Ravi ne gherr liye bhenchod laat he laat pelne lage usko iss bich uska ek sathi aaya.. Ab main itana tight tha ki niche tha toh niche he reh raha tha mujhe maalum tha Sam or Ravi ne sambhaal liya usko.. Lekin jab uss dusre laundey ne aatey he mujhe niche paddey - 2 ek laat maari tab hua main jhataak se khadda usko maarta main lekin usase pehle Rohit bhenchod bhaagke aaya or WWE style uske pait mein takkar maari or uske sath he niche girr gaya ab niche girra tha toh Sam or Ravi ab uski taraf aaye de laat de laat bc bawla Banaa diya usko ek aadh Rohit ko bhi lagi lekin aage kuch hota usase pehle Bouncer aagye or un dono laundo ko uthaaya or bahaar legaye.. Woh dono bhonktey hue bahaar nikale kya kahaa humein nahi maalum woh bhi nashe mein they or hum bhi.. Unke sath sath 2 laundey or they jo muttaney gaye they shayad woh bich Bachaaw karne lage toh unhe bhi fainka bahaar.. or unke jaatey he humlog fir lage dance karne dance kya bc kuch bhi bakchodi karne lage.. Ab bar kaa ek faayda hota hai koi dhyaan nahi deta ki saamne waala kitani gandu harkat kar raha hai.. Iss bich humlog fir uppar aaye halki-2 or pee.. Rohit or Ravi ne washroom mein ulti kardi toh bc muttne takk naa jaa paae andar issliye wahin girr paddey bakchodi kartey hue kon kya Keh raha tha kissi ko nahi maalum bus hansi aarahi thi full too.. Raat k 10.30 hogaye they or Mangal aata he hoga issliye humlog girrtey padtey niche aaye then nikale bahaar.. Ravi Rohit or Sam ko bahot jyaada hogayi thi like musqill se chal paarahe they wohlog.. Humlog bahaar aaye parking mein.. Toh main ek kone mein muttne laga Sam bhi halka hone laga.. Tab mujhe kuch toh bhi jhagde jaisi awaaj aai piche mudda toh meri half bandh aankhon se maine dekha ki koi 4 laundey Ravi Or Rohit k sath bakchodi Kar rahe they or ye most probably wahi log they jinse andar jhagda hua tha.. Ab nasha itana tha ki ek se nipat leta 2 se nipat leta lekin 4 they wohlog bc.. Issliye maine wahaan parking se ek lohe ki rod uthaai jo gaadiyon k piche lagaatey hain VIP parking mein.. Uska sahara letey hue main aage badha or unke piche aaya rod uthaai or ek k taangon k bich jadd di.. Woh chilaatey hue apne ghutano par baith gaya... Nashe mein woh bhi they.. Sam jo abhitak mutt he raha tha woh aaya bhaagta hua or pata nahi kya sochke ek k uppar he kudd gaya or usko sath leke niche girra or girrtey he uske uppar baithke thappad ghusse dene laga usko.. Ab baaki 2 Ravi Or Rohit k sath lage they toh main unke piche gaya or woh rod di ek k ghuttane par beshak nashe mein ho main lekin lohe ki rod ghuttane par tab bhi jor se he lagti hai... Woh niche girra lekin issi bich dusare bandey ne mere thobdey par diya punch main girra piche ki taraf rod chutti hath mein se.. Lekin turant uss aakhiri waale ko Ravi or Rohit ne gher liya or maar maar kohni niche girra liya.. Ab unmein se ek utha ussne road uthaai mujhse pehle or bhenchod mere pait mein jadd di.. Kaafi jor se lagi bhenchod...woh doobara maarta usase pehle kissi ne piche se uski gotiyon par laat maari.. Woh bechaara fir niche girra.. Dekha toh Mangal tha ye.. Ab mere pait mein lagne se main wahin baith gaya kyunki ulti hone ko thi bc.. Or thodi he derr mein bhenchod Saara khaaya peeya nikaaldiya.. Or uske baad mujhe kuch yaad nahi Mangal ne unka kya kiya kya nahi Mangal k aane k baad hum tension free hoke niche he girr gaye they.. Uske baad next cheej jo mujhe yaad hai ki mujhe aisa laga jaise main niche girr gaya bed se.. Jhatke se aankh khulli sir Dard k sath.. Or agli he second itani roshni dekh k bandh hogayi... Doobara ahista - 2 aankhein khulli toh maine khudko haweli k hall mein paaya or filhaal main jameen par tha shayad couch par he sogaya tha.. Mere side mein Meenu Bhai or Rishi khadey hans rahe they.. Lekin main unki taraf bina dhyaan diye waapis Couch par aaya or firse sogaya..


Rishi-7 baj gaye hainbe uthega ab..


Bhai-nahi uthenge yelog abhi sone de..


Or uske baad next main utha khudse abhi headache kam tha pehle se main uthke couch par sir pakkadke baith gaya or Kal ki ghatnaaein yaad karne laga lekin kuch Khaas yaad nahi aaya.. Ye yaad tha daru pee thi full to lafda hua tha Mangal aaya tha humein leke aagaya.. Sir jyaada nahi lekin Dard jarur kar raha tha pait bhi Dard kar raha tha rod lagi usase..


Babhi-Good afternoon...


Maine sir uthake dekha toh saamne babhi khaddi thi.. Or shakal se kaafi gusse mein bhi lag rahi thi.. Lagna he tha..


Main-good...


Lekin aage kuch bolne se pehle main utha or seedha hall waale washroom ki taraf bhaaga or jaatey he firse ulti ki... Piche se babhi chilaa rahi thi...


Babhi-Haan laga reh abhi.. Doctor ne kuch bhi ulat pulat Khaane se mana kiya tha lekin Doctor ki sunta kon hai Khaana peena sab ulta pulta he kiya hai.. Ab karta rehna 3 din vomiting..




Ye baatein keval sun sun rahi thi mujhe samjh nahi aarahi thi... Maine uthke thande Paani se munh dhoya or firse bahaar aaya.. Toh bahaar Ab Bhai Bhi aagaye they jo abhi bhi hans he rahe they..


Babhi- Bolega nahi ab kuch aisi kya khuskhabri milgayi thi jo pure 7 ghantey takk pee he rahe they..


Main-Time kitana hua hai..?


Babhi-Time tune award show mein Jaana Hai Meri Baat kaa jawaab de pehle..


Bhai-2 baje hain dophar k... Thoda sans toh lene do ab Inko... isko abhi tak samjh bhi nahi aaya hoga kya chal raha hai..


Main-(Chilaake) Kaka Nimbu Paani bahot Saara nimbu paani..


Babhi-Sab maalum Hai isko.. Sunnn..


Lekin tabtak main firse washroom mein bhaaga or firse vomiting hui bhenchod itana toh khaaya peeya nahi tha jitana nikal raha tha..




Babhi-Ye bimar hua na toh iska munh fod dena hai maine.. Tu bhi aaja niche...


Sam- abhi nahi Haan babhi ye bhi nahi samjh aaraha kahaan se bol rahi ho aap.. Thoda rukkjaao aao baitho sukh dukh ki baatein kartey hain..Ravi Rohit kahaan gaye..


Bhai-Ravi, Rohit ko drop karne gaya hai chinta Matt karo dono baraabar sunke gaye hain..






Main bahaar aaya ab jaake vision clear hua bc.. Bahaar couch par Babhi or Sam baithey they toh main bhi wahin baith gaya..


Main-tu kab utha..?


Sam-abhi just nahaake aaya hun.. Bc ye bata mere hath mein kya laga khoon aae hue they..


Main-woh parking lot mein hua tha kuch.. Dhyaan nahi pura mereko bhi..


Bhai-chinta naa Karo Parking k cctv ki footage trending hai internet par jab caahe dekh lena.. Achaa hua woh toh saamne waalon ne pehle waar kiya warna media or opposition waale paglaa jaatey..


Main-Frankly speaking main Or Sam urinate kar rahe they humein toh maalum bhi nahi unko kyun maara..




Sam-Rohit chilla raha tha shayad aisa he kuch..


Main-Fuck.. Kaka jaldi..


Kaka bade se 2 glass nimbu Paani k leke aaye main ek sans mein pee gaya bc.. Or dusara Sam ne peeya..




Babhi-ab bataaoge kuch?? Kya khuskhabri thi..?


Main--Frustration..


Babhi-what..


Main-frustration buildup hogayi thi bahot jyaada ab nikal gayi.. Or abhi agar aap nahi sunaaoge toh kuch din frustration se chuttkaara Milla rahega..


Babhi-ok ok baadmein baat kartey hain..


Main- Holy fuck my head hurts..


Sam-Nahaake aaja.. Bhaari farak padega..


Main-great idea main nahaake aaraha hun bhaari bhookh lagi hai aatey he Khaana caahiye..


Sam-Jaldi nahaake aa toh mujhe bhi bhookh lagi hai..


Main apne room mein aaya dherr saare thandey Paani se nahaaya brush wagairaah kiya then kapdey change karke niche aaya.. Haash finally bhenchod shanti hui khopaddi mein.. Niche aagaye bhayanak bhook lagi thi bc.. Ravi bhi aagaya tha Rohit Ko drop karke.. Or turant he Khaane par Toot paddey humlog..


Babhi- college miss kardiya ek din kaa befaltu mein tumlog ne waise bhi kabhi kabhaar toh jaatey ho..


Main-college mein kuch naa Hai babhi jiss din jaatey uss din class he naa lagti..


Babhi-yaa yun kahun jab class lagti tab nahi jaatey tumlog...


Main-Debatable..




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Shaandaar update Bro.

To daroo ki waja se frustration kuch kam huyi akhir .

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-212(Big Case)

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Uss din babhi ki bharrpur baatein sunaney k baad pura din rest liya maine.. Daru se faayda ye hua ki frustration kaafi Hadd takk kam hui or aaj pura din Jester ki jarurat nahi paddi mUjhe... Lekin raatko dinner k baad Lena padda ek dose.. Jo theek hai 2 din mein 1-2 baar not bad.. Ab Uske baad main chain ki nind soya raatko 9.00 baje toh so chuka tha main bc....Ab main chain ki nind soraha houn or koi bakchodi naa ho not a chance bc.. As expected subah meri aankh phone k bajne se khulli.. 4.00 baje they call tha Anjali kaa..

Anjali-boss we got a big fucking problem..

Main-What..?

Anjali-Red John 's people killed Rajan Gupta' s Bodyguard...

Main-Rajan kon..?

Anjali-What the fuck.. Governor of Haryana...? Raajypaal?? Tumhaari so called hone waali girlfriend k daddy....

Main-Wait what the fuck..?

Anjali-Yep jaldi pohancho idhar.. Shayad Raajypaal ko maarne kaa he plan tha lekin Guard bich mein aagaya somehow...


Main-I'll be there..

Call disconnected..

Ab Main caahta toh so jaata doobara I don't give a fuck Woh Anaa kaa bapu hai.. Nope not my type of thing.. Lekin as main raatko jaldi so gaya tha toh nind bhi complete thi... Or second main naa caahta tha ki AP kaa impression kharaab ho Anaa k saamne you know I am a kind and helpful guy.. Lekin mujhe nahi lagta AP kuch kar paaega Anaa k sath not at all lekin still main help kardunga.. Issliye main utha Fresh hua or fresh hoke nikala he tha ki mera phone firse baja abki baar Anaa kaa tha toh maine nahi uthaaya jaake he baat hogi abtoh I hate phonecallls late hojaata warna.. Fresh hoke nahaaya main kapdey change kiye or Room se Bahaar aaya and then niche... Niche light on thi dekha toh Ami ready baithi thi hall mein..

Main-Morning babes...

Ami-Chalein..??

Main-Sure.. Agar tujhe mere sath chalne mein problem nahi hai toh sure..

Ami-Bahot time spend kiya hai tumhaare sath thode time or kar shakti hun..

Main-Wahi toh problem hai jab tumhe maalum Hai main kaisa hun kon hun tune dekha bhi hai mujhe even help bhi ki hai tune meri.. Maine teri jyaada help ki hai even.. Still you hate me ye samjh se bahaar hai mere..

Ami-You know that was your kind of situation there everyone needed you.. That place deserves you not AP.. But you don't deserve this place not even 1% that doesn't mean i hate you but I like AP a lot more then you..

Main - I can understand aadat hogayi hai ab logon k gandey kaam niptaaney ki.. "Ye hum nahi kar shaktey, toh kon karega? Oh! Let's call 2.0 he can do it"... Bus yahi kaam rehgaya hai...

Ami-Ofcourse this is your work to do..? Baaki kya kar shaktey ho tum?? You hate people so tumhe relationships se farak nahi padta.. You don't care about anyone else.. Toh tum gandey kaam karne k alaawa kar bhi kya shaktey ho..

Main-I can Burn the entire North India in just 15 minutes... You are so innocent Ami and I love it.. Don't bore me now lets go...


Humlog bahaar aaye Guard on duty they unhone he Gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale..
Abeer late night soya tha toh nahi uthaaya usko.. Address mereko maalum he tha as Anaa ko drop kiya tha ek baar..

Main-You know main juth nahi bolraha.

Ami- about what..?

Main--that 1.0 ne mujhe force kiya hai ye sab solve karne k liye..

Ami- I mean you are the biggest Liar In here.. You literally can convert all lies into truth in seconds.. But yahaan I think I believe you.. I can see you, you are literally helpless. Tumhaari frustration because you can't use your full brain ye fake nahi kar shaktey tum.. Or i dont think tum koi kaam k rahoge agar itana easily 1.0 control kar shakega toh tumhe... You'll be useless...

Main - Watch your fucking mouth Ami before I break your neck.. Thats all vertigo 1.0 ne kuch nahi kiya Sab vertigo ki wajah se hai. Or mere uppar itane side effects hain toh socho 1.0 k uppar uske kitane side effects rahe honge.. Dont worry Jab main jaaunga tab dekhlena..

Ye sun Ami kaa chehra serious hogaya seconds mein..

Main-Yeah like that.. Dont try to mock me dumb ass..

Humlog Theek 4.30 baje Anaa k ghar pohanchey bhenchod bhaari police force mojjud thi wahaan... Gaadi Roukki hum dono uttare... Media wagairaah Sab they wahaan... Gate par Jiya thi police waalon ko instructions derahi thi kuch..


Jiya-Morning boss..

Main-Shit popped off it seems..

Jiya-Yep very badly.. Lets go..

Humlog andar aaye lawn mein bhi bc police wagairaah thi full too..

Main-First of all this police needs to go like everyone of them needs to get the fuck out of here.. I am triggering seeing them here..

Jiya-Woh chale jaaenge abhi formalities k liye chal raha hai sab waise bhi crime scene piche hai wahaan humaare alaawa koi nahi gaya hai.. Anjali mam andar hain Raajypaal or SP uncle k sath.. Andar chalein pehle...? Waise bhi ghumke Jaana paddega scene k liye isse acha seedha bungalow k back gate se nikal lein piche hua hai murder..

Main--cool...

Humlog andar enter hue toh bhenchod andar bhi police waale mojjud they.. Wahin hall mein SP uncle, Anjali Raajypaal Rajan, Anaa uski behen Tara or unka Manager Woh jaanwar type Mandeep khadey they..

SP-Finally thank god you are here..

Main-Morning..

SP- AP itani derr..?

Main-Aji Haan subah 4 baje phone karoge toh yahi hoga I got here ASAP..

SP-See Sir he is here now you were worried for no reasons..

Main-Worried Kaahe..?

SP-Rajan sir thought tum aaj bhi late aaoge last crime scene ki tarah...

Main-Raajan sir ko ye nahi bataaya aapne uss time 104 ° fever tha mujhe..

Deva-Woh main bata dunga..

Main piche mudda toh Bhai khadey they sathmein jack tha.. I am sure bhai ko jaise he news milli woh aagaye kyunki abhi bhi woh formal kapdon mein he they.. Sabne Salute kiya bhai Ko Raajan aage aaya Hath millaaya politely bhai ne kuch khussar phussar ki uske sath then woh aaye humaare pass..



Deva- Anjali SP sahaab whats the plan this is very bad someone just tried to hurt one of most reputed person in haryana here media is dying situation is very bad we need this solved ASAP...

SP-sir We were waiting for AP..

Main-You got me..

SP-So kahaan se suru karoge..?

Main-First things first mujhe nahi pata ye kiska idea tha lekin filhaal jitane bhi police officers yahaan hain yaa fir bahaar lawn mein Hain sabke sab mujhe gate se bahaar caahiye.. What the fuck is going on here theme park..?

SP - Ye toh security procedures hain AP we have to follow that for safety of Mr. Governor..

Main--aise security karni hai toh firr chhod he do.. Itani bheed mein koi bhi easily enter ho shakta Hai ye dekho ye uniform pehnke koi bhi andar aa shakta Hai or yelog Humse 5 feet durr khadey hain come on guys thoda toh dimag lagaao..

SP- I can understand that AP but it's the law..

Main-uncle look At me do I look like I care what law says I don't care what law says... Just get everyone out of here..

SP-OK Jiya..

Jiya-Sir..

Jiya sabko bahaar nikaalne lagi...

Anjali-Crime scene idhar hai..

Main-Let's go..

Main jaatey time Raajan k pass rukka..

Main - Don't worry sir we will solve This ASAP...

Raajan-I know AP that's why I asked for you specially...

Main-Tara Anaa you guys can go rest don't worry everything is fine..

Tara-Thanks for coming AP.. Please take care of this..

Main-Sure sure..

Ye bolke humlog piche k gate se bahaar aaye toh piche lawn mein ek laash paddi thi.. Security guard tha galla kaata gaya tha.. Forensics waale they wahaan par..

Anjali-Scene ye tha ki raatko 4 guards duty par they andar.. Private guards.. Bahaar police constables they or 3 or guards... Toh 2 guards ne kuch awaajein suni toh woh idhar udhar ghummne lage tab unhone isse dekha yahaan or inform kiya baaki ko...I think hua ye tha ki Killer aaya toh Raajan k liye tha lekin ye guard ne usse dekh yaa sun liya or usse isse maarna padda then issne awaaj ki marrtey hue shayad jisse sunke woh dusare guards yahaan aaye tab majburran killer ko bhaagna padda.. Ye dekho yahaan se deewar ki fencing kaati gayi hai iska matlab yahaan se enter hua tha killer or yahin se kudd gaya..

Maine udhar dekha toh ek medium height ki deewar thi jiske uppar kanch or wire ki fencing thi deadly bc lag jaaye toh Kaat he dey sareer ko.. Lekin yahaan ek side se wire cut kar rakhi thi matlab yahin se enter hua hoga killer kaafi musqill hui Hogi lekin wohlog thehre bc professionals, kar shaktey hain wohlog...



Anjali--Forensic ne confirm kiya hai ki same wahi professional cuts hain jo Red John k log kartey hain.. Baaki scene clear hai jaldbaaji mein smiley face nahi Banaa paaya killer..

Main-Body hatwaado isme kuch nahi hai dekhne laayak.. We need something else..

Ye bolke main bhaaga or deewar par kudda uss part par jahaan fencing cut thi toh main jump se uppar latak gaya... I mean practice waala banda kar shakta Hai utana musqill nahi hai ab main soch raha tha ki Dusari side kudd jaaun lekin usase pehle hath mein thoda saa kanch lag gaya bhenchod.. Issliye main waapis niche uttar gaya..


Anjali-What the fuck was that..?

Main-Kuch khass nahi try kar raha tha actually no problem wohlog ne sab plan karke kiya hoga issliye easily kudd gaye honge yaa gaya hoga meri tarah kanch nahi laga hoga unko..

Anjali-Oh my god.. Doctor please check this idiot up..

Main-Wait a minute yelog kya check karenge bc ye postmortem waale hain marwaaegi kya..

Anjali-Normal first aid hoti hai unke pass bhi.. Chup chaap baith..

Mere hath se thoda khoon nikal raha tha toh ek doctor ne woh saaf karke dawaai bhi lagaai or patti kardi..

Kaafi tricky situation thi kuch khass nahi tha work karne ko bahot deep Jaana padega.. Lekin maja aaega for sure.. Beta Red John I Am Back In Business ..


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Awesome update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-213(Done And Dusted)

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Main-Mereko woh guards se milna hai jinhone awaaj suni thi or body discover ki..

Anjali-Andar chalo tum main bulaake laati hun..

Main doobara andar aaya piche k gate se toh andar ab Keval Bhai, Jack, SP uncle, Jiya, Raajan, Anaa, Tara or unka Manager woh Mandeep he they.. Woh log sofas par baithey they..

Raajan-I mean jaruri thodi Hai Red John ki gang kaa he kaam ho koi or bhi toh ho shakta Hai.. I mean koi bhi kar shakta Hai ye toh lots of people are my enemies..

Main- Naa... Aisa konsa enemy hai aapka jo itana risk leke yahaan aaega woh bhi keval ek knife leke..itana sab risk planning wohi log kar shaktey hain then uppar se forensics ne confirm kardiya Hai...

Raajan-Then this is very bad..

Main-Yeah kind of..

SP-Ye hath mein kya lag gaya itani derr mein..?

Anjali-Deewar kudd k dekh raha tha kanch lag gaya..

Raajan-Deewar kyun kudd rahe they bhai..?

Anjali-Yahi dekhne k liye ki killer kaise aaya gaya hoga he is a practical person...

Main-Ye jo piche kaa room hai ye kiska hai..? First floor.. Balcony waala..

Raajan-Mera he hai..

Main - Then woh surely aapke liye he aaraha tha..

Raajan-Ofcourse agar aaya toh mere liye he aaya hoga or kiske liye aaega..

Main just abhi bolne waala Tha Anaa k liye bhi aa shakta Hai kyunki woh meri setting hai matlab kehne k liye.. Last time par chupp hogaya warna 1.0 ki love story start se pehle end hojaati.. And I think ki Red John itana chuttad aadmi nahi hai jo aise third person k piche bhejega apne Bandon ko..i am sure Raajan k liye he aaya hoga..

Anjali ne Mouka bhaanpa or bol paddi...

Anjali-Ye guards they AP...


Mere saamne 2 guards khadey they kaafi experienced they kyunki bhenchod itani purely situated body maine bahot Kam dekhi thi.. Uppar se bc full security uniform.. Hand placement gadgets wagairaah wagairaah..

Main-Good Morning Sir..

Guard1 &. 2-Very Good Morning Sir..

Main-So thodi walk karna passand karenge mere sath..

Guard1-Sure sir.. Why not..

Main-Perfect...

Main Anjali Jiya or Woh dono guards bahaar aaye..

Main-So mujhe puri details caahiye kya hua tha kya nahi.. Ek ek second ki details....

Guard1-So Sir humlog 4 guards they andar duty par main gate k pass... Main Or Ramesh (Jo Marra hua tha) dono shift kar rahe they or baaki 2 rest le rahe they.... Ab Sir Ramesh ko Shayad Peshaab karna tha ya fresh hona tha woh bola main aata hun kyunki humaara jo Washroom hai sir woh idhar hai piche he woh dekho wahaan..

Main-OK ok..

Guard1-issliye Sir woh chala gaya or main wahi chair par baitha tha.. Lekin kuch 2 he minute mein mujhe halki si awaaj aai.. Kya kahaa gaya kyun kahaa gaya uska koi hint nahi Milla sir issliye maine isse bulaaya Mahender ko (Guard2) jo rest leraha tha wahin par.. Ye mere sath utha maine bataaya ki kuch awaaj aai.. Ab aisi koi awaaj nahi thi jo darrne yaa daraane laayak ho simple conversation hoti hai waisa kuch tha.. Issliye humne bus check karne kaa socha issliye ye Mahender Idhar left side se torch leke nikala or Main right side se yaani udhar se nikala... Yahaan se Mahender ne Ramesh ko pukaaarna suru kiya lekin koi jawaab nahi aaya ab hum hue thode chokkaney guns nikaal Lee or maine Bluetooth par guards ko inform kiya toh wohlog bhi bahaar se or andar se sab aane lage humaari taraf tabtak hum dono ahista - 2 harr corner check kartey hue aage badhe or fir Mahender ko body milli thi sir or uske kuch seconds baad main aa he gaya tha sir..


Main-Body wagairaah kaise milli Mahender..

Mahender - Sir open mein he paddi thi toh torch jaise he gayi iske uppar toh turant millgayi koi halchal nahi thi sir body mein main pohancha tabtak Marr chuka tha Ramesh.. Uske baad sab fail gaye or police ko inform kiya gaya and then baaki sab aapke saamne hai sir..

Main-Toh aapne Yahaan se kissi ko kuddtey hue dekha..

Mahen-Ji nahi sir even jab hum suru mein Ramesh ko dhundatey hue aaye they tab humne ye bhi nahi notice kiya ki yahaan se fencing kaati gayi hai.. Woh toh baadmein dekha sir.. Kyunki uss time par Ramesh par focus tha..

Main-Ok ok..

Ye dono ki story kaafi sahi thi believe karne laayak mujhe kuch juth nahi lagi.. Or i dont think ye dono killers ho shaktey hain reason ye ki inki height actually kam hai killer se kyunki ghaav k according killer ki height 6"3-6"6 rahi hogi or uske hath lambe rahe Honge...then Ye jo fencing hai woh fresh kaati gayi hai like Kal he raatko woh bhi bahaar ki side se toh iska matlab koi andar aaya tha or gaya tha or I am 100% sure bhenchod inki height k hissab se yelog nahi Chadd paaenge iss deewar par or uppar se inka body weight jyaada he hai.. Uppar se inki story fully matching hai toh I don't think ye killer hain..

Main-OK ok.. Jaa shaktey ho tumlog...

Wohlog chale gaye wahaan se..


Main-Bahaar ki side se deewar check ki kissi ne..??

Anjali-Haan aake main he gayi thi first time kyunki bahot jaldi aagayi thi hum dono like call k 20 minutes baad he toh guards se pehle humlog he gaye they bahaar.. Deewar mein thoda si jagah Banaa rakhi hai bricks k bichmein jisase koi lohe ki Plate andar daal ke support liya jaa shake or uske uppar khadey hoke fencing kaati gayi thi shayad..

Main-Interesting.. Waapis chalein..

Anjali-Sure..

Main-by the way inke yahaan kuttey hotey they woh kidhar hain??

Anjali - Veterinary clinic mein Hain 1 week se food poisoning kaa issue tha toh treatment chal raha hai..

Main-achaa hua bc warna yahaan chutiya Katt jaata mera.

Ye bolke humlog lawn se he hotey hue bahaar ki side chal paddey.. Main gate par aae toh abhi police bahot Kam thi.. Humlog bahaar aaye or ghum k aaye deewar ki side.. Bungalow k Side mein jagah khaali thi Kaafi badi-2 ghass hogayi thi udhar well maintained thi lekin Gardner wagairaah kuch hoga.. Or subah k mossam ki sabse gandu cheej ye hoti hai ki ghass mein Osh( ओस)(Dew) kaafi hoti hai and I hate that I fucking hate that.. Uppar se Slippers mein tha main.. Lekin still ek Mast jump maarke main deewar k pass aaya jahaan se fence katti hui thi idhar light kam thi toh Anjali or Jiya phone ki light on kiye they.. Anjali ne sahi kahaa tha 2 brick k bich mein jo space hota hai usme lohe kaa kuch fansaaya gaya tha taaki uppar uthke woh fence Kaat shakke..smart plan.. Maine dekhi situation as expected idhar se bhi kudd k dekha maja nahi aaya bc..

Anjali-Tu fir hath naa katwaa liyo..

Main-Chal...

Humlog bungalow k gate ki side aaye toh wahaan jo constables or 1 SI mojjud tha unse baatein ki then andar aaye toh Abhi sab guards wahin khadey they or Raajan kuch instructions deraha tha unko total 6 guards they 3 jo andar they or 3 jo bahaar they.. Main unke pass se aage aaya..

Deva-What's the situation AP..

Main-A bhai guard kya naam hai tera..?

Guard3-Ji sir Aman...

Main-khadey - 2 laat maardega mereko...??

Aman-Wait what..??

Deva-AP..?

Main-What..? Mereko dekhna hai guards eligible hain yaa nahi..

Aman-Lag jaaegi sir aapko...

Main-uski chinta Matt Kar maar toh...

Raajan-AP this is not a joke..

Main - same here.. Jaldi karbe..

Woh banda piche hatta or mujhe laat maarni caahi jo gardan k pass takk pohanchi full speed maanana padega athletics hai banda.. Lekin maine uski taang pakkadi or chhod di..

Ye dekh main jor jor se hassne laga..

Main-You are so so so dumb so dumb.. Literally the dumbest criminals ever..

Aman-What..?

Main-I know tune maara hai uss Guard ko overacting ki jarurat nahi hai..

Ye sunke sab jhatke se khadey hue sabke munh khulke niche girrne ko hogaye....

Aman-What are you even talking about.. Main apni duty par tha bahaar..

Main-Chal jutha.. I know for a fact tu he killer hai. Tere gloves takk mill gaye bhai abhi unka dna hojaaega fir saamne aajaaega..pagal samjha hai kya..


Ab uss bandey ne jhatke se apni pistol nikaali or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle Tara par jhapta woh or usko pakkadke uske piche khopdi par gun taan di.. Ye dekh sabki gand fatt gayi.. Jack ne turant bhai ko apne piche liya.. Anjali or Jiya ne SP uncle or Anaa ko piche kiya... Mandeep (Raajan kaa manager) ne Raajan ko cover kiya or baaki guards ne uss guard k uppar gun taani.. Raajan Anaa or Mandeep ko bhayanak jhatka laga tha..

Raajan- Aman what are you doing... Please... Leave her ill do anything you want..

Aman-Back - 2 stay away from me I'll kill her...

Main-Thanks for confirming me.. Kya faayda???

Aman-I will kill her..?

Main-Kyun lekin?? Kaahe??chain of Command toddoge apna..? Tareeka badloge..? Apni spirit bhoolgaya aise harr kissi ko thodi maarega tu..

Aman-Nahi stay away.. Agar koi humaare mission k bich mein aata hai toh woh caahe koi ho usse maar shaktey hain hum.. Or humein code Matt seekhaa AP tune mere sab sathiyon ko aise he maara hai..

Main-Debatale...Keh shaktey hain..

Tara-P. P. Please..


Main-Abe uss bechari ki gardan toh chhod de Marr jaegi.. Fir itani goliyaan maarunga main tujhe ki soch nahi shakta tu..

Ussne gardan par pakkad dheeli ki..


Main-I mean caahta kya hai tu?? Yahaan se Jaana??? Kahaan jaaega??? Pehchaan gaya hun tujhe Paataal se bhi dhund nikaalunga tujhe... uppar se Insab k baad Red John accept nahi karega tujhe Infact tujhe dekhtey he khud maardega woh.. Tujhe toh maalum he hona caahiye ye sab..

Aman-Toh tu konsa jinda chhodega mujhe..

Anjali-Ofcourse chhodenge tum Tara ko chhod k surrender kardo hum puri tarah cooperate karenge tumhaare sath bus tum humaari help karo hum Tumhaari karenge....

Aman-Main kuch nahi bataane waala tumlogon ko..

Main-chal tu kuch Bataana bhi nahi teri information caahiye bhi nahi bus surrender kardey tu..

Aman-I don't trust you or marrne se darr nahi lagta mujhe... Ek baar jo kaam liya hai woh agar nahi kiya toh marrna manjuur hai mujhe..


Main-Toh tujhe kya caahiye..? Tara ko maarke faayda kya agar tujhe marrna he hai toh befaltu saari life jo Naam kamaaya hai usko dubaalega..

Aman-i don't care.. A Raajan teri beti ki Jaan baksh dunga tere badle.. Saamne aa...

Raajan-ok ok... Please usse kuch Matt karna...

Tara-N.. Nnahi papap.... Nooo..

Mandeep-Nahi sir... No..

Ye bol Mandeep ne Raajan ko pakad liya..

Raajan-Let me go Mandeep..

Main-Ek minute ek minute Kamaal kartey ho yaar ye family drama ki jarurat he kya hai.. Sun bhai Aman I mean jo bhi real naam hai tera.. Dekh Raajan sir ko maardega tu ok maan liya..? Lekin faayda kya..? Tu toh marrega he..

Aman-Mujhe farak nahi padta.. Ek baar aga kaam pura hojaae bus.. Yaa fir Deva ko maarunga..

Jack-Iss taraf gun bhi nahi karna majaak mein bhi nahi kyunki I don't care tere pass hostage hai yaa nahi...dont even try bro..


Main--Ok i have a better deal for you.. Sun Raajan ok Governor of Haryana Raajypaal hain big deal i know then Deva Partaap Singh.. Ok big deal North India kaa sabse bada cehra 1 minute agar socha jaaye toh nahi Deva bhai ko nahi maarna caahta tu nope Tumhaari list mein he nahi hai bhai kaa naam toh ye befaltu mujhe uljhaane k liye try bhi naa kar bhai kaa naam .. Rahi baat Raajan sir ki toh theek hai governor hai.. Lekin mere pass usase bhi better Person hai tere liye..

Aman-Usse marrna he hoga.. He must die.. He should die and he will die.. I will kill him I don't care main nahi toh koi or maarega usko lekin maarega jarur..

Main-Oh shit iska matlab tujhe usase important naam nahi caahiye.. Jisko tapkaa shakta Hai Tu..


Aman-kon???

Main--Main be or kon..

Deva-AP no...

Ami-Bro don't even try turning your gun on AP.. I will open your skull in a heartbeat... AP ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi..

Main-Chill chill .. Guns niche karo tumlog put your guns down..


Main-Haan Tu Sun be Merese bada Naam kiska lega tu..?mujhe maarke marrega toh Even Red John teri din raat Pooja karega.. Sotey jaagtey tera ehsaan nahi chukka paaega woh.. Soch k dekh Tere Bhagwaan kaa sabse bada kaanta nikaal shakta Hai Tu ek second mein... Soch k dekh think.. literally maine tere 6 bhai bandhuon ko tapkaa diya like brutally.. Marrtey time woh sab k sab yahi bole they ki mere sathi humaara badla lenge... I mean 6 k 6 k last words yahi they.. Bechaare kitane tadap-2 k marre they tu imagine bhi nahi kar shakta bhai sahaab.. Saari hawa nikal gayi thi unki.. Serial killers legendary serial killers blah blah blah last mein bus ek dead body they woh... Ahahahaha.. I am so sick dude.. Mujhe maarke jab tu uppar narak mein jaaega tab tere friends jo tera wait kar rahein hai woh kitane khuss honge soch unke killer ko maarke aaya tu.. Tara.? Uss bechari mein kya nikaalega tu..? Usko theek se ye naa maalum ki Red John kon hai.. Shakal dekh bechari kitani cute hai.. Dum hai toh mujhe maar dekh sabki guns bhi niche hain abhi toh.. Yaa tu bhi kaayar hai tere baaki 6 doston k jaise yaa kuttey ki mout he passand hai tujhe bhi unki tarah..???

Aman-You Bastardddddd.d.d.d..d

Ye sunke Woh gusse mein fadfadaaya or meri taraf karne laga gun ab main thehra kutta aadmi mera toh hath he meri gun par tha main manipulate kar raha tha usko... Uski khopaddi k sath khel raha tha.. Ab uski gun hatti Tara se or Tara k gardan k around hoke meri taraf aane lagi... Lekin Again main thehra god like reflexes waala banda.. Maine seconds mein nikaali gun or uska hath meri taraf ho paata usase pehle meri deagle ki goli uski khopaddi mein jaa dhansi or woh girra piche ki taraf.. Bhenchod pura hall gunnj utha deagel ki awaaj se.. Tara ki gand fatt gayi.. Ussne Aanw dekha naa taanw bhaagke mere Galle se lipat gayi.. Woh puri kaanp rahi thi bc.. Mout ko chuu k aagayi thi woh.. Uski heartbeat mujhe meri body par feel horahi thi itani Darri hui thi woh..

Main-Its ok its ok.. Ananya...

Anaa bhaagke meri taraf aai..

Main-Take her away...

Anaa usko Leke ek corner mein chali gayi.. Or baaki sab abhi bhi barf k maafik Jamme khadey they...

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Wah Bhai bohat hi zabardast update.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-214(How???)


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Raajan-How..? Kaise pata chala tumhe..? Itana jaldi..?

Main-Yahi toh kaam Hai mera sir.. Hua kya actually suruwaat se bataata hun.. Actually jab ye guard ne bataaya ki ussne Ramesh yaani jo maara gaya uss guard ki awaaj suni jo awaaj darri hui yaa fir shocked nahi thi normal awaaj thi.. Iska matlab ye hua ki wahaan usse jo koi bhi Milla tha usse woh jaanta tha yaani ye confirm tha ki killer aap he ki team mein se koi hai.. Ab option tha keval ek kyunki Police waale sab yahaan lambe time se they issliye woh nahi ho shaktey they yaani bache aapke private guards unmein se jo andar they woh ho nahi shaktey they kyunki wohlog apni jagah par he they.. Yaani bache bahaar waale 3 guards ab main gaya bahaar ki side jahaan ghass wagairaah hai or mitti gilli thi.. Tab mujhe wahaan dikhe shoes k nishaan then main waapis andar aaya police guards se baat ki toh unhone mujhe bataaya ki andar se awaaj aai toh sablog turant andar aaye lekin ye jo bhaisahaab hain ye last mein pohanchey.. Then jab ye yahaan aaye toh maine Isko laat maarne ko kahaa tab maine iska shoe dekha jiske niche halki halki mitti or ghass laga tha or police k according abhi takk deewar k uss side koi guard nahi gaya lekin ye bhai saab k pairon mein toh full saboot tha uske baad last saboot mujhe Milla jab maine iski pant dekhi ghutano k uppar se toh wahaan color laga tha halka saa bilkul halka ussne saaf karliya tha woh lekin still thoda bahot color laga tha jo tab laga jab woh andar se deewar kuddke bhaaga..bus fir kya tha baaki sab aapke saamne hai..

Mandeep-Lekin woh gloves kaa kya jo Milla tumhe..

Main-Konse gloves mujhe koi gloves naa Mille woh toh bus usse uljhaane k liye kaha maine.. Gloves 100% pehney they ussne maartey time apne pass rakhega nahi surely fainke yaa chupaaye he honge maine chaara daala kutta sunghta hua aagaya..

Raajan - You are something else AP...

Main-I know don't worry..


Niche forensic wagairaah waale aagaye toh Raajan Humein leke uppar ek room mein aaya..

Uss Room mein Main, Bhai, Anjali, Jack, Jiya, Ami, Raajan, Mandeep Or SP uncle mojjud they..

Raajan-Dekhiye Deva ji subah hotey he logon ko pata chalna suru hoga ki kya hua bahot badi situation hone waali hai usase kaise nipatana hai ye aapse better koi nahi jaanta..

Deva-Don't worry main dekhlunga ye Sab aap bus family k sath rahein don't worry.. Aapke private guards sab hataadiye jaaenge or aaj raat takk mere personal guards unki jagah lelenge uske baad aapko chinta karne ki koi baat nahi hai..

Raajan-Lekin kabtak Deva ji kabtak..? I mean I know ki AP and team steady progress kar rahi hai John k case mein uske Sathi Marr rahein hain Lekin aise kabtak uske sathi he marrtey rahenge kab usse pakkada jaaega..? Or Agar tabtak derr hogayi toh??

Main-Nahi hogi.. Woh main dekhlunga...aap bus safe rahiye.. Shyaam takk ki he baat hai uske baad Guards aajaaenge... Unhone kahaa hai ki woh nahi toh koi or maarega aapka marna jaruri hai blah blah.. So aap number 1 priority hain filhaal..

Raajan- Ussi kaa toh darr hai ab toh aisa lagta hai hum kissi ko trust bhi nahi kar shaktey..

Deva-Humaare Bandon par aap mujhse jyaada bharosa kar shaktey ho..

Raajan-Lekin woh toh raat takk aaenge tabtak kya..? Mujhe meri betiyon or meri Maa ki chinta hai naaki khudki...

Deva-Chinta matt kijiye Jaisa AP ne kahaa ki aap filhaal no. 1 priority hain toh raat takk AP rukkjaaega yahaan par aapki security k liye..

Main-Wait what the fuck..? Main kyun..?

Deva-raat takk ki he baat hai we don't want any problems..

Main-Lekin main kyun..?

Anjali-AP rukkjaaega no problem at all..

Jiya-Yep.. Or usase better aapko kuch mill bhi nahi shakta..

Main-Can i talk to you guys for a second..

Ye bolke Main Jiya Bhai or Anjali bahaar aaye..

Main-What the fuck is wrong with you guyss main kyun rukkunga..

Anjali-Jyaada maska Matt laga we know you like Anaa and you Want to protect her issiliye bola humne..

Main-Wait what..?

Deva- koi nahi koi nahi sharma raha hai no problem araam se rukk Jaana.. Take good care of her...

Ye bolke bhai Andar chale gaye waapis.. What the fuck is wrong with these people.. Oh wait fuck.. Anaa AP ki setting hai.. Issiliye bhenchod aise react kar rahe hain yelog..

Main-Okk rukkjaaunga..

Or jaise he ye word mere munh se nikala main samjh gaya ki 1.0 100% mere dimag mein active hai kahin naa kahin.. Kyunki ye mera decision nahi tha no fucking way main kissi or k ghar rukkunga aise.. Fuck me dude.. Ye bolke woh log bhi andar chale gaye.. Main bahaar he rukka bore nahi hona tha andar 2 minutes baad mujhe pairon ki awaaj sunaai di piche mudda toh Anaa khaddi thi..

Anaa-AP..?

Main-Yeah hello..

Anaa-Can I talk to you for a second...

Main-Sure..

Ye bolke woh uss room k saamne waale room mein leke aai mujhe Tara bhi wahin thi Ek chair par baithi thi kambal odh k woh abhi bhi kaanp rahi thi..

Anaa-Thank You So so so much for all this AP..

Main-No problem at all..

Anaa-tumne apni life khatre mein daali di k liye..

Main-Frankly speaking mujhe maalum tha mujh takk nahi pohanch paaega woh..

Anaa-But still tumne risk liya..

Main-Kind of.. What happened to her???

Main Tara ki taraf ishaara kartey hue bola..

Anaa-Di is scared as hell.. She doesn't like to see people get hurt or else..

Ye bolke main Tara k saamne baitha.. Maine uski aankhon se aankhein milaai..

Main-Let me tell you something I am good at.. You know ye sab rona dhona darrke baith Jaana blah blah.. This is just straight up bullshit.. Specially aaj k time mein jab harr minutes log marrtey hain.. He tried to kill you so I killed him as simple as that.. There is nothing to be scared of.. Thats How Karma works.. And now it depends on you that how tough of a person you are.. Iss time mein you are supposed to take care of your sister and your grandmother.. Balki yahaan opposite horaha hai ye Tumhaari care kar rahi hai...

Tara-I. I. Can't erase his face from my mind.. Uska cehra mere saamne baar-2 aaraha hai..

Main-Mast idea deta hun.. Uske face ki jagah tum apne papa kaa face imagine karo woh bhi dead.. Then tumhe realise hoga agar woh nahi marrta toh uski jagah tumhe apne papa kaa face dikhta yaa fir Anaa kaa woh phsyco tha kuch bhi kar shakta tha.. Remember one thing "You have to face your fears Face them like you own them"... Mujhe ye baat seekhne k liye apna sab kuch gawaana padda tha literally everything my family, my friends, my life sabkuch chhodna padda tha mujhe 1.5 saal takk tumhe toh 1 minute mein samjhaa raha hun.. Samjh jaao it'll be good for you and your family..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Ami andar aagayi..

Ami-Boss you are staying here..

Main--no i am not..

Ami-Yes you are.. You need to provide them security jabtak guards nahi aajatey..

Main-Nope..you can stay here..

Ami-I have trouble understanding hindi so I'll be unable to make contact with other guards and police so you have to stay with me..

Tara-AP please stay please..

Ab ye dekho bakchodi hai khair jo hai so hai.. Thoda kaam bhi nipat jaaega.. Cool cool cool..

Main-OK..

Tara - Thank-you so much..

Main-Welcome..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Bhai wagairaah Sab nikal rahe they..

Main-Me and Ami will stay..

Deva-Great.. Take care sabkuch set karke aana..

Main-Sure..

30 minutes takk main or Ami bahaar ghumrahe they sab check kar rahe they tabtak andar saaf safaai chal rahi thi..

Ami-So what's the plan?

Main-nothing much kuch samjh nahi aaraha ussi ko process kar raha hun..

Ami-wait tumhe kya lagta hai ye case solve nahi hua..

Main-I don't think so abhi bhi koi toh hai idhar.. Kuch toh hai.. Something is missing...

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Shaandaar update Bro.

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

Update-215(Found Him)


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Lawn mein ghumke humlog waapis andar aaye toh sab clear hogaya tha udhar se.. Forensics waale photo or baaki saboot legaye they toh scene clear tha..

Main-Ab karein kya yahaan..?

Ami-Baithke kissi or ko maarne kaa plan banaao or kya..

Main-What the fuck you mean..?

Ami-I mean I know you Love killing people so much..

Main-Toh iska matlab serial killer ban jaaun..?

Ami-Ban shaktey ho tum no doubt..

Main-Ek punch mein thobda fod dena hai tera maine...

Ami-Yeah sure in your dreams..

Main-(Hanske) You made me laugh..

Ami-I am serious..

Main--tujhe kya lagta hai tu mujhe harra shakti hai?? Drugs lene lag gayi kya??

Ami-Nope drugs kaa kaam tumhaara hai.. Or Haan Mujhe 100% surely lagta hai main tumhe haraa shakti hun.. I mean main lagaataar practice kar rahi hun daily or tum bus sotey ho logon ko maartey ho drugs letey ho and so jaatey ho..

Main-You know agar main 10 saal coma mein rahun and then uthun or tum unn 10 saal takk rojj practice karo tab bhi tum mujhe nahi haraa shakti... Issliye din mein sapne lene bandh kar..

Ami-Yeah sure..

Main-Ek second mujhe thoda kuch yaad aaraha hai hmm 7-8 months pehle kahaan kaa scene tha..? Hmmm Arrey jidhar tu akeli fass gayi thi or koi help nahi kar raha tha tab god like entry maarke chatt se zipline lagaake kon aaya tha tujhe bachaane.. Ummm!! Shayad main he tha..

Ami-Bangladesh...

Main - Haan Bangladesh kaa he toh scene tha.. Or uske baad ek or kuch yaad aaraha hai mujhe jab teri gardan se saamne waale ka Chaaku 3 inch ki durri par tha or tu apne last sans lerahi thi tab un sabko silent sniper banke kissne tapkaaya tha.. Ummm! Oh Haan Maine.. Ye kahaan kaa scene tha ummm! Thimphu kaa Bhutan..


Ami-OK...

Main-Or Haan ek or scene yaad aaraha hai mujhe Jab tu Chang or Abeer Iron Man banke akele Ghuss gaye they kahin toh bhi or 3 seconds mein kidnap hogaye they tab kon aaya tha... Umm Main.. Haina...? Uss din bhi kya bhenchod log maare they maine 23 ghanton mein 2 countries ki 4 different cities mein 18-20 log maare they..

Ami-23...

Main--Haan 23..

Ami-I am not gonna lie that day was sick as fuck..

Main-I know....or ek yaad aaraha hai mujhe...

Ami-Oh shut up I know meri life bahot baar bachaai hai tumne ginwaane ki need nahi hai..

Main-Exactly... Issliye betu know your place...

Ami-By the way what's your plan.. I mean tum waapis jaa shaktey they wahaan par lekin gaye nahi ho abtak..

Main-Oh fuck that shit main waapis nahi Jaane waala.. I don't like them at all.. Mujhe nahi Jaana udhar..

Ami-Subu ko maara even uska death contract tha Jisske pass usse bhi maara high Command k regional manager ko bhi maara.. Lag toh yahi raha hai ki tum surely waapis Jaana caah rahe ho...

Main-Woh toh bus ego satisfy karne k liye.. Mera koi interest nahi hai Jaane mein.. Or waise bhi it doesn't matter main tu kya caahtey hain Jaana toh paddega he aaj nahi toh Kal...

Ami-I know.. But sabse buri haalat Tumhaari hogi.. No one cares about me or Chang hum nikal jaaenge aapka kya hoga boss..

Main-Meri mujhe sochne de.. I am motherfuckin AP, I can make a plan in 10 seconds so woh main dekhlunga..

Ami-OK ok we will see..

Hum baithey they toh woh Mandeep Rajan or Anaa wahaan aagaye..

Mandeep-Ok saare guards ko bhej diya hai maine..

Main-Wait what the fuck..? Bhejdiya.. What do you mean bhejdiya..

Mandeep-Haan tumhaare guards aaenge naa or tabtak tumlog ho he..

Main- You are so dumb kam se kam puch toh leta bhai..

Mandeep-What do you mean Abhi takk gaye nahi hai wohlog roukk shaktey hain agar tum caaho toh..

Main-Nahi fir shakk ho jaaega.. Ami tu yahin rukk main aata..

Ami-Wait what do you mean main aata...?

Main-Abe unmein ek or guard tha jo killer k sath tha usko range hath pakadna tha issliye main sabko bhejne waala Tha or uska picha karta..

Ami-What the fuck..

Mandeep- Abhi bhi kar shaktey ho just sablog duty sign off karke nikal he rahe hain.. Humaari he Van chhodke aaegi unhe..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Itana bhi useless nahi hai tu.. Uss Van waale kaa number de mujhe.. Ami I gotta go..

Ami-I can't let you go alone main sath aarahi hun..

Main-Nope you are needed here.. I gotta go.. Just stay I don't want to waste my time.. Ami k pass mera number hai uss Van waale ka number send karo mere pass i am out..

Anaa-be careful AP...

Main bhaagke bahaar aaya toh main gate k bahaar woh Van thi or ussi mein Sab guards almost baith chuke they... Actually ek or gurad tha jo Red John kaa banda tha mujhe kaise pata kyun pata sab baadmein bataaUnga... Filhaal mera plan tha usko follow karna kahin naa kahin toh leke jaaega mujhe woh.. Kyunki abtak jitane bhi log Mille hain Red John k sab 3 k groups mein they or I don't think so yahaan bhi koi pattern tutta hai bhenchod chindi chor logon ko maarne k liye 3 bheje or Raajypaal k liye 1 banda naa naa bc... Hopefully ye bhi 3 he honge or yahaan keval 2 he they confirm toh mujhe lagraha tha ki 100% iss guard k sahaare kam se kam ek or ko pakad lunga..issliye jaise he woh Van nikali main andar se bahaar aaya or apni gaadi mein baitha or uss gaadi kaa picha karne laga.. Kaafi durr se lekin.. Subah kaa time tha toh utana traffic nahi millne waala Tha or uppar se uss Van kaa colour or banaawat kaafi unique thi issliye durr se bhi aaram se dekh paaraha tha main Uss Van ko main.. Or main 100% sure tha iss Van k driver or front passenger seat k alaawa koi bhi banda ye nahi dekh shakta tha ki piche kon aaraha hai.. Or woh guard middle mein tha issliye mujhe koi dikkat thi nahi.. Mujhe maalum tha woh 100% apni exact location par nahi uttarega... Van city k inside enter hui 1 banda wahaan uttara lekin apne waala abhi takk andar he tha.. Maine uss driver k pass call kiya..

Main-chup rehna bolna kuch nahi Gaadi normal speed par chala main piche hun.. AP bolraha hun..

Driver-Haan Haan theek beta hojaaega aake kardunga ye kaam..

Call disconnected..
Nice samajhdaar banda hai Driver bhi.. next stop par 1 guard or uttara.. Ab gaadi mein 3 guards mojjud they..humlog city se bahaar nikal gaye or Next stop city k bilkul outside hua wahaan Van puri tarah khaali hui.. 3no uttare or hath wagairaah milaake 2 ek side nikal liye or woh single guard seedha nikal gaya.. Maine gaadi Van k bagal mein lagaai..

Driver-Seedha nikal gaya Sahaab...

Main-Thanks.. Dikh raha hai mujhe nikalo tum baksish mill jaaegi..

Driver-Ji ji...

Maine gaadi wahin side mein lagaai or paidal he nikala uske piche.. Crowded ilaaka tha lekin itana crowded nahi ki woh dikhe naa... Main apna distance Banaa raha tha usase... Lekin woh bc chill maarke chal raha tha... Ye ilaaka high crime rate waala lag raha tha mujhe kyunki log bc Sab gundey mawaali type he they or pata nahi kyun mujhe toh aise ghurr rahe they maano khaa he jaaenge.. Humlog ek bajaar se gujjar rahe they filhaal.. Woh ek do dukaandar ko "Hi-Hello, Namastey kartey hue chalta jaaraha tha.. Isase pata chalta hai ki yelog kitane sharp minded hain yahaan aake aise settle hogaye maano yahin k log hon kissi ko shakk nahi hoga bc inke uppar.. Khair bajaar paar karke humlog galiyon mein aaye ab woh thoda satark hua idhar Udhar dekhne laga matlab uska ghar kamra yaa jahaan bhi woh rehta hai woh pass aaraha tha ab main ek grocery shop mein he ghuss gaya uske chaltey..dukaandaar jhat se aage aaya..

Shopkeeper - Haan beta kya loge..?

Lekin maine uski taraf dhyaan nahi diya as main dekh raha tha woh guard konsi side turn lega..

Shopk-Beta..? Hello.. Kya loge..? Bologe..?

Main--Condom hai???

Ye sun ussne mujhe aise ghurra maano uski beti ki chut maangli ho maine..

Shopk-N. Nahi ye sab yahaan nahi milta..

Main-Toh bhosdk budhau gand marraane ko baar - 2 puchraha hai jab kaam ki cheej hai he nahi toh..

Woh uss par kuch react kar paata usase pehle main nikal gaya.. Yahaan se right gaya tha woh main right gaya toh bc saamne koi nahi aage galli bhi bandh hogayi thi ek factory k piche waale hisse ne uss galli ko bandh kar rakha tha yaani woh yahin kahin kissi ghar mein gaya hai iss galli mein 3 he ghar they jinmein se 2 toh locked they like kaafi time se aisa lag raha tha.. Bc mere pass gun bhi nahi thi.. Main uss third ghar k side gaya 100% issi mein gaya hoga woh.. Main uss ghar ki taraf badha socha pehle taank jhaank karke situation kaa pata lagaa lun..Lekin jaise he main uss ghar ki khidki k pass jaata mujhe thodi si aahat hui.. Like koi piche tha mere.. Or itana toh seekh chukka hun main aisi situations mein kya karna hai main jhatak se palta toh mere piche woh guard khadda tha or ussne Chaaku se mujhpe waar kiya tha lekin palatne k kaaran uska chaaku mere hath mein laga bhenchod... Right hand par mere chaaku kaa cut laga or main piche ki taraf jaa girra... Lekin main jhatke se utha kyunki ye kaafi tejj tha agar jyaada time lagaata niche toh bhenchod gand Marr jaati... Ab main uske saamne khadda tha uske hath mein tha chaaku.. Or mahool tha 1 vs 1 kaa.. Lets go baby...


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Excellent update Bro.