Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[aj008]

superb update and congrats for award

 

[AP 316]

Congrats bhai for the award. Atleast award ka naam to btao. Kon sa award aur kislie mila taki hum sab eksath celebrate kar sake. Bhai update as usual faadu tha.

Award Name :- Guardian
Timing - Yesterday at 8:57 PM.
" For those who provided extraordinarily dedicated and friendly support To this Forum.."

Waise ye aap mere profile mein dekh shaktey hain keep supporting

 

[Vaibhav]

Award Name :- Guardian
Timing - Yesterday at 8:57 PM.
" For those who provided extraordinarily dedicated and friendly support To this Forum.."

Waise ye aap mere profile mein dekh shaktey hain keep supporting

Bhai aap bas isi tarah post karte rahiye hum sabka support apke sath hi hai. Av to aur v awards milenge. Wish you good luck

 

[siraz123fucker]

I always think ki AP ki life ab normal hogi, ab normal hogi.
but one thing I forget that he is AP
kuchna kuchna kand to hoga hi
but still update is fantastic
the situational humor is to good
keep writing, we always support you

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Janu002]

Adya का phone आया l फिर कोई नई BC होने वाली है

 

[RAAZ]

Yani woh chicha jaatey jaatey bhi thoda game khel hi gaya thaa. Abhi 6 baqi hai aur bonus. Ke taut per Ansaar Sala.
Dhasu logic laga ke pakda hai in 2 ko lekin abhi picture baqi hai meray dos.

Update-256(War And Chaos-1)



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So scene ye tha ki saari teams apni apni position le chuki thi Abhi gang bhi aa chuki thi bhai dekho I know main Savage hun lekin maanana padega woh sab k sab bhenchod bhaari handsome lag rahe they stage par aag lagaa denge.. Anaa kaa toh pucho Matt bc durr se shining maar rahi thi mereko.. Log baag ghumne firne lage they location dekh rahe they Rides wagairaah shor Sharaaba suru hogaya tha jisme log busy horahe they bache apna alag swag mein ghum rahe they.. Function suru hone mein 1 ghanta baaki tha abhi toh lagaalo 2 ghantey they main act k liye or ab main lagne waala Tha bomb dhundane... Meri savagness dekho maine abhi takk bomb bhi naa dhunda tha or main side mein khadda hoke Sutta maar raha tha actually RJ smart tha ussne plant he nahi kiya yaa karwaaya tha abtak bomb. Karwaata toh dog squad yaa fir bomb squad dhund he letey usko.. . Yaani jo hoga live hoga.. Or mast baat bataaun main roukk lunga usko don't even worry..


Main ek side khadda Sutta peee raha tha ki kissi ne mereko piche se touch kiya main mudda toh bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi Saamne Sunaina khaddi thi i know woh aane waali thi lekin bhenchod kya maal lag rahi thi woh traditional saree mein oh my fucking God.. Main Galle Milla usase..

Main-What the fuck are you doing here this quick?? Abhi toh 40 minutes or baaki hain..

Sunai-I know main tumlog se milne aagayi pehle where is Abeer and Ami??

Main-bulaata hun...

Maine Bluetooth kaa button press kiya or Bola..

Main-Abeer Ami idhar aao toh stall number 13 par iss Clown game k left mein...

Abeer - Yo on the way..

Sunai-So what's the plan??

Main-Pretty much everything is happening live bus roukkana hai usko I know all the details..

Sunai-This is great then..

Abeer-Sunaina?? Oh my god..

Sunai-Hey guys..

Ami-oh baby things are getting spicy my babes is here..

Sunai-Hii...

Wohlog kaa Milan hua..

Sunai-By the way I don't know Chang ne tumhe bataaaya yaa nahi but...

Main-Haan bataaya or meri fatt jaaegi ye sab khatam kartey kartey..

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main-First Annsar HOD kaa ex hitman hai..

Abeer-What the fuck?? Wait a minute Annsar yaani jo RJ ka bhai hai??

Main-Yess..

Ami - No way.. Really..?

Main-Second League ne Hault ko protection dedi hai..

Abeer-Oh my god... Matlab aage gand marrne waali hai.. Bhai kyun??

Sunai-Kyunki League waale hates AP very much..

Abeer-Ye bhi hai Arch nemesis he hai tu unka.. Dushman seedha - 2..

Main-Adya ne di hai protection...

Ami-OK hault ko bhool jaatey hain matlab.. Yahi kehna caah rahe ho tum.. Or apna Saara dhyaan Aaj or fir Annsar k uppar lagaaein..

Main-Yes...

Ami-Or ye abhi bataa rahe ho tum..

Main-main disturb nahi karna caahta tha re aaj tumhe focus karo.. Chalo jaao Sunaina se baad mein mill lena.. Main stage ki side jaaraha Sunaina darling mille bina Jaana Nahi..

Sunai-Yep..


Main wahan se aaya stage ki taraf toh seedha sunlo bhidulog main nervous tha thoda bahot.. Issliye nahi ki main fail hua toh yelog marrenge.. Nahi mereko farak nahi padta tha hum caahein toh vips ko aane he naa dein normal log Marr jaaenge I don't give a fuck.. Lekin baat yahaan ab bahot aage chali gayi hai john ki team ek dum se bahot uppar chali gayi hai unhe chance nahi de shakta main or uppar se meri puri family yahaan mojjud hai.. Or uppar se bhenchod mere pass mera pura dimag nahi hai... Annsar agar yahaan hai toh bhi woh saamne nahi aaega 100% HOD waale shadows mein rehtey hain unki job he hoti hai to trick and fool people and they love to see destruction.. Or uske baad wohlog akele khelna passand kartey hain issliye woh nahi aaega aaj saamne agar yelog successful hue toh woh chup chaap nikal lega yahaan se agar ye log fail hue toh RJ kaa backup plan hoga woh baad k liye..

Main Stage par aaya wahaan Anaa thi..

Anaa-Hi AP.. Good Morning..

Main-Morning..

Anaa-Tum as a backup available hona??

Main-Haan kind of.. Mereko kuch kaam Hai actually kuch security issues hain unko dekhna hai mereko issliye mera Naam lena he nahi..

Anaa-Sure sab theek toh hai??

Main-Yeah yeah all good.. Bus same old stuff...

Anaa-Abhi Or Sneha Opening karenge uske baad Ashish or Arushi.. Then aaj ki closing mujhe karni hai or Kal half day main akeli he hun..

Main-You got this i trust you..

Anaa-I am Nervous..

Main-Don't be.. You'll be fine.. Just take deep breaths..

Anaa-I am trying..

Main - I'll be back..

Ye bol Main stage se niche aaya bhai aagaye they unko briefing di kya situation hai Snipers on point they teams apni - 2 location par thi.. Function suru hone he waala Tha vips aane lage they.. Budhau log kaa performance 3rd tha toh time kam he tha mere pass.. Main abhi Mele k bich mein khadda tha or itane sound mein mujhe bc kuch sujh bhi nahi raha tha boys i am really nervous now.. This is getting stupid mujhe nahi laga tha itani bheed hogi..

Bhenchod aisa kahaan lagaaega bomb ki impact hojaae itana.. Aisa kya karega?? Bc.. Think think kahaan hai aisi jagah.. Oh My fucking God.. Oh God.. Ye kyun nahi socha maine fuck.. Suicide bombers.. Bhenchod wohlog khudko udaa lenge sabke sath.. Phsyco hain woh they don't give a fuck. Oh god no.. Fuck.. Plant kahin kiya nahi ab kahin kar nahi shaktey sab open mein Hai toh kya bacha yahi Suicide bombing.. Oh god no fucking way..


Main-(Bluetooth par) Guys guys guys.. Listen wohlog plant nahi karenge bomb wohlog khud he bomb honge... I mean they are fucking suicide bombers... 2 log honge unki walk se he pata chal jaaega ki unke uppar weight hai yaa fir shirt k niche awkward shape dikh jaaega.. fail jaao fail jaao jaldi turant 10 minutes hain humaare pass. Jaldi go fucking go..

Sab-OK boss....


Bahaar se koi body par bomb lagaake aa nahi shakta security hai puri toh wohlog andar he lagaaenge. Tents waalon ki checking Kal hogayi thi.. Toh bache management waale yaani ye saamne jo building hai jisme technical staff hai Pooja or Priyanka bhi hain..Police waale bhi hain jo cctvs dekh rahe hain or lost and found department bhi.. Matlab yahaan se fit karenge apne uppar or kya jagah ho shakti hai harr kone kopche mein police yaa hum hain.. Toh andar he honge woh dono.. Main Bhaaga ye basically 2 floor ki building thi or 10-12 rooms they isme..

Main Bhaaga andar ground floor k rooms open they sab yaa khaali they.. Issliye main 1st floor par aaya seedhiyon se.. Rooms check karne laga toh bc wahaan bhi sab rooms open ya clear he they. Lekin wahaan kaa washroom bandh tha maine gate par knock kiya toh mere piche ek Uncle bole..

Uncle-Beta bahot derr se bandh hai pata nahi kya horaha hai andar.. Main first floor waale mein jaake aaya hun wahin jaa aao aap bhi yahaan wait karna bekaar hai.. Security ko bulaa lo toh behtar hai..

Main-kitani derr se bandh hai..

Uncle - 15-20 minutes toh hogaye honge main niche jaake fresh hoke bhi aagaya..

Main-OK thanks.. Main karta hun kuch..

Ye bol woh uncle wahaan se chala gaya. Gate koi bada nahi tha tutt Jaane waala Tha issliye maine maare dhakke 2nd dhakke mein gate ki kundi tutt gayi or sapaat khul gaya music chaalu ho chuka tha toh kissi ko lawda awaaj nahi aai hogi kya hua.. Gate todtey he main andar ghussa toh andar toilet cabins or 3 private washrooms they jinmein se ek kaa gate bandh tha gate bilkul chota sa tha steel wagairaah kaa.. I don't give a fuck kon hai andar kon nahi maine uss gate ko itani bhayankar laat maari ki woh gate ki kundi tutti or woh gate andar mojjud shaks k thobdey par laga bhenchod woh piche deewar se takraaya.. Ye ek tha.. Kyunki gate lagtey he iske hath se ek remote girra... Chota saa... Woh fir jukhha uthane k liye maine ek or laat di woh deewar se chipak gaya or fir pakkad ke hath usko bahaar faink k maara or remote ko maari laat... Woh meri taraf aaya toh maine di ek or laat uske pait mein toh uss laat kaa half part hard part par laga jo 100% bomb tha.. Issliye maine uppar k hisse ko target kiya or woh seedha ho paata usase pehle maine uchal k ek kick di uske munh par jisase woh piche toilet ki seat se laga jaake.. Ab ussne nikaala chaaku aage badha lekin maine fir di last usko... Khelne kaa time nahi tha mere pass issliye jaise he woh doobara aage badha maine deagle nikaali or uske chest mein goliyaan daal di 2 silencer tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Or awaaj lawda hogi bahaar itana loud music chal raha tha ki kissi ko lawda kuch nahi sunaai dega.. Woh girra niche lekin Marra nahi...

Main-Dusara kahaan hai??? Jaldi boll bhosdk ambulance standby par hai bachaa lunga..

Aadmi-hahahaha... Ttttujhe lagta hai mereko farak padega agar Marra toh..

Haan bhenchod main bhi chutiya hun ye banda khudko udaane waala Tha lawda isse farak padega bachaane se..

Aadmi - Woh nikal gaya hai usse nahi dhund paaega tuuuuuj....

Main-Chup maadarchod.. Ye bol maine ek goli daagi uski khopdi mein...

Main-(BT par) Guys one down mereko bomb squad caahiye maintenance building k first floor k washroom mein ek maardiya hai bomb on nahi hua hai ek baaki hai... Search fast.


Ye bol maine washroom kaa tutta gate joda or bahaar aaya.. Dusara kahaan hai think AP think.. Think.. Do something...fast..ek second ek second bhenchod ye jo uncle aaya tha ussne bola ki woh niche jaake fresh hoke aaya lekin niche k floor par toh koi washroom hai he nahi maadarchod ye iska sathi tha or isko time dilwaaraha tha set karne k liye.. Fuck.. Main niche ki taraf Bhaaga or bhaagtey bhaagtey Bluetooth par bola...

Main-50 - 52 kaa uncle hai ek white plane kurta or niche blue formal pant pehni hai baal safed hain jaldi dhundo.. Time kam he baaki hai fast bhenchod fast..

Mere rongtey khadey hogaye they seedhiyon se niche uttartey time meri ribs ki double gand Marr gayi thi.. Bhenchod lekin rukkaney kaa time nahi tha... Main seedha bahaar aaya or vip section mein ghuss gaya.. Lekin yahaan koi tha nahi sablog baithey dikh rahe they mereko yahaan.. Maine najar ghumaai bhenchod bheed mein kuch naa dikha..dikha... Woh raha...


Woh banda bheed mein se ghussne ki koshish kar raha tha taaki piche se aaye toh bomb ka impact vips par toh paddey he sath sath bheed mein bhi log marein.. Main uske piche aaya kissi ko ghanta farak nahi tha bhenchod ki kya horaha sab saamne naach rahi aunties k sath naachne mein busy they.... Yahaan maar bhi nahi shakta tha isko.. Main just uske piche gaya or piche se uske dono hath uske armpits k niche se lejaake uski khopdi k piche daal liye.. Bhenchod hill takk nahi paaya.. Or usko ghasitane laga main piche ki taraf... Woh fad fadaaya lekin aise thodi chhod dunga bhosdk...isme bheed waale bole ab ek do... "k kare hai rai londey." k kardiya iss tau nai"...


Main-(chilaake) aage dekh teri Maa ki chut maadarchod..



Ye sun Woh aadmi itana jaldi aage ghuma maano ussne piche kabhi dekha he naa ho.. Main usko ghaseettey hue bahaar le aayaa bheed se.... woh naakhun maarta raha ladkiyon waali harkaton par aagaye they ab John k aadmi... Aise nahi chodunga beta isase hajaar gunna jyaada pain Saha hai.. Main usko ek side le aaya bilkul log dekh rahe they lekin koi piche nahi aaya.. Ek aadh aage aaye tab Anjali or uski team aagayi..

Main-Bheed ko side kar isko hataa... bhosdk durr hatt police..

Anjali-Piche.. Uncle piche... Durrr nikal.. Hath uppar or Bhaag jaa..


Ajay-Oye londey likad le jaldi.. Banduk hai yaa goli laag gi toh hugg bhi koni paaega..



Wohlog bheed mein lage or main usko bilkul ek tent k piche le aaya...

Aadmi - Bachega nahi tu tujhe kya lagta hai bachega, bilkul nahi.

Main-Dekhlenge.

Ye bol maine usse jhatke se faink k maara side mein or jaise he woh girra maine bina ek second waste kiye uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Bhenchod chance toh dena he nahi hai kya pata kahaan se button press kar dey.

Main-(Bt par) Dono suspects down i think we are clear good job guuu....

Ek second ek second total 8 bandey they John or Annsar ko milaake.. 2 down yaani 6 bandey bache baaki 6 kahaan hain??... Suna nahi kal uss uncle ne kya kahaa tha Woh yahaan se nikalney ka intejaam kar rahe honge inka..

Kinka intejaam bhosdk ye suicide bombers they Inki bodies nikaalenge yahaan se?? Or John Annsar ko kissi ne dekha nahi hai toh woh toh kaise bhi nikal shaktey hain..

Holy fuck matlab baaki bhi yahin hain.. Fuck..

Continued...

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Nic update

 

[RAAZ]

Wow simple wow bro maza aa Gaya bohat khoob tau ke baare me shak hua thaa magar usne koi action nahi. Kia. To bhool gaye usko lekin kia zabardast likhte ho bhai. Purey dimagh ke roller coaster. Ride bana di puray mela episode me. Maza aa Gaya.
Waisay jaat bhai ke sath rehna hua engineering ke time aur yaha aapne ko bola hai waqai me aisay hi solid Hotey Hai jaat bhai apne. Mitro da tashan hain.

Update-257(Red John Is Here)



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Bhenchod Soch AP soch kahaan kya kaise miss kardiya bhosdk soch.. Kon ho shaktey hain 2 minutes baaki hain.. Jaldi soch soch... Ek second ek second flashback.. Flashback.. Oh my god.. Ye kaise bhool gaya AP yaad kar tujhe kaise pata chala tha ki John Mele mein attack karega..

Simple John ne unhe marwaaya tha jinka connection Mele se tha, wohlog kuch naa kuch karne waale they mele mein.

Toh bhosdk wohlog toh Marr gaye ab unki jagah bhi toh koi lega naa..

Oh my fucking God ye kaise skip kargaya bhenchod John ne unhe keval issliye marwaaya taaki unke marrne k baad unki jagah par John k Bandon ko Mele mein easily entry miljaae kyunki waise toh stalls yaa mele mein shop yaa camp wagairaah lagaane kaa permit ek year pehle lena padta hai or bahot saare log apply kartey hain toh millna muskil hota hai kaafi, lekin agar koi hatt jaae toh uski jagah easily mill jaati hai holy fuck.. Kon kon tha..?
Sabse pehle School waala kand jo principal Marra tha uss school k bache perform karne waale they yaani jo naya principal yaa staff kaa banda hai woh John kaa banda hai..

Then ek doctor jo Free health camp lagaane waala Tha matlab uski jagah jo bhi hai woh John kaa banda hai.

Then woh Producer tha jo Play organize kar raha tha woh Marra toh uski jagah jo naya producer aaya hoga woh John kaa aadmi hoga..

Then Jo announcer hai woh Marra tha jiska case maine dekha nahi tha Yaani jo Abhi gang k alaawa senior announcer filhaal hai jo Abhi gang ko dekh raha hai woh John kaa aadmi hai..


Agar announcer nahi toh fir Then ek technician marra tha uska replacement woh John kaa aadmi hai..

Ye hogaye 5 lekin inmein se 4 he millenge kyunki John or Anssar toh dekh rahe honge inmein se kon 4 ho shaktey hain Doctor Principal or Producer toh confirm hain Kyunki yelog best jagah par honge yaani crowd mein.. Announcer yaa technicians mein se ek hai.. Fuck let's go..

Main-(Bt Par chilaake) Bandey bache hain Abhi yahaan medical camp konse number shop mein laga hai woh doctor ko roukko asap...

Abeer-Meri side hai shop number 43 tere just saamne hun main apne left mein Hai woh..

Main - Bhaag bhosdk...

Main or Abeer bhaage left side mein piche piche Anjali or baaki bhaage...

Saamne medical camp laga tha ek doctor tha or 2 male nurses 100% doctor he hai kyunki nurse 24-26 age k they.. doctor ki same wahi age thi 50-52 waali... Kaafi bheed lagi thi main seedha uski table k uppar se uss doctor k saamne kudda or uske munh par deagle taan di..

Wahaan mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi woh doctor bhi patient k sath laga tha toh uski fattke hath mein aagayi...

Main-Hath hatta hath durr kar bhosdk...

Aadmi-(hahahaha) hahahaha hah...

Main react kar paata itani derr mein ussne ek injection maara mere hath par or kuch toh bhi inject kardiya mere andar... Maine usko piche push kiya...

Aadmi-hahahaha ab nahi bachpaaega AP teri body mein Virus inject kardiya Hai... In sab k sath tu bhi marega teri blood cells gayi samjhle.. Hahahaha... Yahin marega hahahaha..


OH my god virus ye kaise bhool gaya main ye bhi toh mass killing kar shakta Hai easily lekin mereko dikkat nahi thi..

Main-(Hanske) Meri body par virus effect nahi kartey so the joke is on you bitch.. Main zehar se naa marrun tu virus k liye rota hai..


Ye sun uska chehra bigad gaya maano gand fatt gayi ho.. Thats AP for you bitch.. Abeer ne daboch liya usse..

Main-Oye nurse kiss kiss kaa ilaaj hua hai yahaan??

Nurse- w. W. Woh ye 4 aunties kaa or andar 12 log blood donate kar rahe hain..

Main - Or kissi kaa nahi hua naa??

Nurse - Ji nahi..

Main-Anjali Ambulance andar bulaalo yahaan se sabko uthaao or separate treatment karo Inko bandh karke rakho virus wagairaah kuch hua hai fast...

Anjali-Already aaachuki hain 4 ambulance AP..

Main-Koi risk nahi lena hai fail gaya toh lawde lag jaaenge.

Abeer usko piche legaya kone mein tent k.. Main wahaan gaya..

Main-Baaki kahaan hain bhosdk..

Aadmi-Hahahaha..

Main-teri Maa ki chut...

Ye bol uski khopdi mein goli daag di maine uske khoon k chintey Abeer ko bhi lage..

Abeer-What the fuck bc bolta toh..

Main-Ek second iska kaan dekh toh..

Abeer-BT device haibe..

Main-Nikaal nikaal..

Maine woh choti si Bluetooth device nikaali waisi he device ussi type ki jisase humlog connected they.. Matlab ye log bhi aapas mein connected hain..

Abeer-Unhone suna toh nahi hoga naa..?

Main-Nahi ye push karna padta hai bolne k liye.. Jaise apna hai..

Maine woh earpiece daali kaan mein apni nikaali.. Toh turant he awaaj aagayi usme.. Koi aadmi tha..

Aadmi - Arham k camp mein ambulance or Police wagairaah hain kya hua??


Aadmi2- Arey ashar suru hogaya hoga virus kaa tumlog dhyaan Matt do apna dekho.. Ye gaana khatam hotey he uthna hai tum dono ko..

Aadmi-Taiyaar hain..

Uthna hai matlab ye crowd mein baithey Hain yaani woh principal or Producer.. .. Wohlog toh bhenchod VIps mein baithey honge..

Main-Suno John ne keval unhe maara tha jinka replacement uske bandey kar shakein... Ek Woh Producer or ek woh naya principal ye do john k aadmi confirm hain.. Inko dhundana hai VIPs mein baithey hain ye..

Anjali-Mere pass list hai vip guests ki.. Isme dekhne de..

Main-Ye page mereko de.. Ye abeer tu dekh.

3 pages mein tha woh saari team wahaan aa aagayi thi..

Main-Principal ye raha first row Chair number 13...

Abeer-bhenchod ye toh bhai k aas pass he hai bhai 1st par hain.. Or Rishi 2nd par..

Mangal-Babhi or Meenu 10 or 11 par hain..

Anjali-Producer row 2nd Seat number 29...

Main-Matlab ye log aage piche he baithey hain double impact matlab holy fuck lets go.. Gaana khatam hone waala hai..


Abeer-Run run...

Main-(bhaagtey-2)Ajay tum 3no technician or uski team ko custody mein lo thoda saa hillein bhi toh direct goli maardo..

Abeer-Tu or Anjali Principal ko lo hum Producer ko dekhtey hain..

Main-Hillney naa dena... Seedha shoot..




Humlog gand faad bhaagte hue stage k saamne aae... Gaana end ho he raha tha..

Main seedha puri crowd k saamne se bhaagta hua first row seat number 13 k pass aaya..

Babhi-AP.. All good..

Main-Hath uppar chicha hillna nahi warna crowd k saamne goli maarunga...

Principal-excuse me whats the issue here..??

Main-Hath uppar put your fucking hands up..

Princ-What is happening..?

Bhenchod galat banda toh nahi hai kahin iski jagah woh technician yaa announcer ho... Lekin woh Hilla uski body par kuch toh tha bhenchod... Or hiltey he maine maari usko laat woh kursi samett piche jaa girra or Turant uske left hand par anjali kudi or right par main... Aage waali line puri khaddi hogayi..

Main-Jack babhi ko leke nikal turant side mein.

Jack-Ji..

Deva-AP??

Main-We got them bhai fucking got them..

Piche Abeer or Mangal ne uss producer ko bhi uthaa liya tha or dono hath pakkadey they uske aise maano usko faad denge bich se.. Log khadey hone lage they.. Meri jagah Deepak ne uska hath pakkada or main bhaagke stage par chadda jahaan music rukk chuka tha or stage khaali tha.. Main bhaagke Mike k pass aaya...

Main-Aaram se bhaiyo aaram se kuch dikkat naa Hai security ki problem hai thodi sab theek hai let the show continue..baith jaao sab theek hai...

Ye bol main piche ki taraf aaya jahaan Abhi or Ashish khadey they..

Main-Bhosdk Jaake continue karo..

Abhi-Arey announcer announce karega woh piche hai...

Main-Kahaan??

Abhi-piche..

Main-Tu sambhaal tabtak..

Abhi-OK..

Ye suntey he main Bhaaga piche ki taraf bhenchod stage par nahi hai itani badi event mein stage khali chhod diya yahi hai..


Ajay-(Bluetooth par) Bhai technician or uski team clear hai..

Main-Haan Haan milgaya last banda mereko stage k piche announcer hai.. Jaldi aao..

Plan sahi tha gaana end hotey he woh jo 2 bandey suru mein marre they wohlog pehle blast karne waale they issiliye wohlog VIps mein nahi they bheed mein they jabki unka plan VIps ko maarne kaa tha lekin VIps k liye ye producer or principal they woh 2 toh bus jo pass tha usko maarne waale they.. Or fir gaana end hotey he ye Announcer stage par aane waala Tha as planned or ye kuch toh bhi karne waala tha yaani timing itani gajab thi inki..

Main bhaagke piche aaya stage k jahaan Anaa Or baaki abhi gang thi.. Main gun taane andar ghussa..

Anaa-AP..?

Main-Woh announcer kahaan hai..

"yahaan"...

Ye awaaj mere piche se aai or jaise he main mudda meri piche se meri khopdi mein kuch toh bhi laga jisase main niche girra or mere hath se gunn chutt gayi... Ispar Anaa chilaai.. Lekin main turant khadda hua woh announcer ek bag leke Bhaag raha tha... Maine piche laat maari usko jisase woh bag niche girra or maine bag uthaake ek side ludkaa diya.. Woh khadda hua hath mein rod liye..

Main-Hello there.. Wassup bitch.. Shyaanpatti nahi dekh tere saare sathi pakkadey yaa maare gaye hain tu last hai or tere pass option nahi hai.. Surrender kardey warna thok dunga...

Aadmi-Jab Jaana he hai toh lets go fighting..

Main-Matlab samjhoge nahi tumlog.

Anaa-AP what is happening..

Aadmi-oho ho teri friends hain kya yelog.. Too bad tujhe maarke main in sabko bhi maarunga..

Main-Tu hath he lagaa dey Inko.. Anaa back up piche hatto sablog..

Woh rod leke aage badha mereko maarna caaha main niche jukhaa fir maari usne main piche hatta or abki baar jaise he ussne maari maine rod he pakkad le or jhatke se ussko apni taraf khicha or jaise he woh mere close aaya maine diya uske thobdey par punch uski pakkad rod se dheeli hui or maine jhatke se woh rod cheen Lee.. Mere sirr se khoon behraha tha.. Meri ribs Dard kar rahi thi.. Lekin ye fight end ho shakti thi saari bakchodi ki kyunki John khud kuch bhi nahi karne waala Tha... Woh ye sab tabaahi aaram se dekhega I know addiction kya cheej hoti hai or RJ or mujhe same addiction hai..


Anaa-AP watch out..

Main aisa khoya tha ki ussne mereko punch maardiya jisase main piche ko girr gaya or main uthaa toh uske hath mein chaaku tha or woh waar karne ko taiyaar tha bhenchod hadbadi mein main puri tarah bach bhi naaa paaya or woh chaaku mere left shoulder se leke niche takk cut kargaya ispar Anaa chilaai sathmein baaki Ladkiyaan bhi.. Focus bitch focus..

Woh fir aaya lekin uske aane se pehle main uchala or ek flying kick di theek uske jabdey k uppar woh bokhla gaya or force se piche deewar se takraake niche girra or girrtey he maine agli laat di uske munh par uska Saara jabda hilgaya uske hath se chaaku uthaaya maine or woh mereko push karke khadda hua.. Lekin khadde hotey he maine ghonp diya chaaku uske pait mein woh jhatke k sath niche girra chaaku andar he chhod diya maine or woh niche padda padda vibrate hone laga jiss wajah se maine jhatke se chaaku nikaala or "Thapp" se waapis ghonp diya uski bachi kuchi Jaan Bhi nikal gayi wahin k wahin...

Main khadda hua bc mere jo stitches they woh bhi open hogaye they or uppar se chaaku laga tha abhi.. meri white shirt laal hogayi thi meri khopdi se khoon beh raha tha ektak..ab bacha tha John or Annsar... Unhe kaise dhundun?? No idea bhenchod... It's time to tell public the truth.. John ko bait karne kaa time aagaya tha I know main jeet gaya tha jaise maine kahaa waise lekin John baaki tha Annsar baaki tha..

Issliye main stage par aaya langdaatey hue..Abeer or Mangal aarahe they uppar meri help k liye..Abhi or Ashish ne mike sambhaala tha.. Lekin ab meri baari thi public ko address karne ki..

Issliye jaise he main aage aaya meri haalat dekh k crowd mein khussar phussar suru hogayi... Log baag apni apni seats par khadde hogaye Wahaan bahot log mojjud they kaafi states k CM other ministers bade bade businessmans woh sab k sab khadey hogaye they sab.. Even live telecast PM or president bhi dekh rahe they.. Piche puri bheed stalls rides chhodke Stage par najar jamaake khaddi hogayi thi..

Main stage par aaya or Abhi se Mike liya..

Ashish - Theek hai tu??

Main-All good.. 5 minutes caahiye mereko..

Ashish-sure..

Main-hello Hello Mike testing.. All good.. So Bhaiyo or behno meri ye haalat dekh k chownkiye Matt balki aap sab ko toh khuss hona caahiye.. Bhaiyo kuch Maheeney pehle yahaan ek shaks aaya tha jisko Hum Red John k naam se jaantey hain ussne kya kiya hai kya nahi sab ko pata hai.. Or wahi sab woh yahaan karne aaya tha lekin woh kehtey haina Hum Haryana waale hain Humein toh Musibatein "Ram Ram Tau" bolke jaati hain..ab woh aaya tha yahaan apne napaak iraadey pure karne usske sathiyon ne kaafi logon ko maara lekin humne sath sath uske sathiyon ko bhi maara yaani hum suru se he jitatey aarahe hain..

Wahaan mojjud ek bacha bhi chu nahi kar raha tha bhenchod sab rides games sab rukk gaye they ye tha tumhaare bhai kaa swag.. Caahe saamne walaa ganwaar ho lekin chup chaap sun raha tha.

Main-Hum jeet toh rahe they Lekin John kaa plan alag tha bada tha yun lagaalo woh humein khatam kardena caahta tha humein apne ghutano par laa dena caahta tha jiske liye ussne Aaj yaani Iss Mele mein bomb blast karne kaa plan banaaya tha..

Ab suru hui khussar phussar.. Log bokhlaae. Issliye main turant chilaaya...

Main-Rukiye rukiye chinta Matt kijiye uske jitane bhi bandey they woh sab pakkad gaye hain yaa maardiye gaye hain woh jo 2 dikh rahe haina woh 2 bache hain. Inka plan tha aaj blast karke hum sabko kaafi saal piche dhakel dene kaa lekin woh haryanvi mein kehtey haina "Nyu Kukar kardega" bus wahi huwa aap sabke ashirwaad se sab sahi hua ek ek ko pakkad liya or ab pata hai kya bacha hai??? Woh John bacha hai akela woh kuch nahi kar shakta abhi usko tod diya hai humne andar se usse laga tha woh humein humaare ghutano par laa dega aji ghanta hum Haryana waalon ko toh angrejj takk ghutano par naa laa paae.. "" Sir katwaa lewaange niche koni karaan". Ye humaara moto tha hai or rahega... Ab mujhe pata hai ki woh yahin kahin hai lekin bechaara kar kuch nahi shakta kahin kaa nahi chhoda usko humne Paagal kutte ki tarah ghum raha hoga yahaan woh lekin kar kuch nahi paaega.. John ye John woh aji ghanta hum Jat hain faad k nikal jaatey hain.. Toh Bhaiyo last baat yahi kahunga aap sabne humessa meri family kaa support kiya hai or aaj wahi support rang laaya hai hum jeet gaye...hum jeet gaye.. John khatam hua uska tandav khatam hua.. Koi bhi kabhi bhi kahin bhi ghumein kissi k baap mein dum nahi humein Darra dey.. Jai Bharat Jai Haryana Jai Bhartiya Lok Dal(Humaari Party kaa naam)..


Ye suntey he logon k chilaane ki awaaj aane lagi.. Humaari party ki jai bhai ki jai meri jai jaikaar hone lagi log baawle hogaye ye darshaata tha ki John ne beshak abhi tak jyaada kuch naa Kiya ho lekin in sab ki jindagi par kitana effect tha uska.. Log bc bahaar nikalne se darrne lage they... Khair main Teer chalaake side hatt gaya John ko kaise dhundun think AP think... Kya hint diya tha ussne kuch toh diya tha kya diya tha.. Yaad kar..


Ussne kaha tha " Oh i have seen you face to face AP in broad Light I have seen you up close.."...


Aisa kon hogaya jissne mujhe Upclose dekha hai in broad light.. Think AP think.. Itane toh logon se bhi naa milta tu.. Got Him Fucking Got him... Oh my god main kitana chutiya tha bhenchod... Oh my god fuck dude fuck.. Hahahahahha..


Tau Jo Milla tha jiski bike Lee thi woh John tha.. Oh my god.. Ussne dekha tha broad light mein mera face up close kyunki apni torch maari thi mere thobdey par ussne or ab dusara scene clear hua ussne kahaa Animals se rakhwaali kar raha hai khet ki lekin Pehli baat wahaan aas pass keval khaali jameen thi Dusari baat Awaara Pashu (animals) haryana mein bache he nahi hain specially uss area mein kyunki bhai ne election se pehle sabse pehla promise yahi kiya tha ki sab awaara pashuon kaa bandobast kiya jaaega taaki kishaan ko dukhi naa hona pade... Ye ab yaad aaraha hai jab scene clear hua uss time bhenchod kissne socha hoga.. Woh just mere saamne tha 5 inch durr woh mujhe main usse koi bhi ek dusare ko maar shakta tha uske pass bhi chance tha i mean jaruri nahi successful hota woh lekin chance tha Uske pass.. Fuck bc... He was just in front of me and he tricked me.. He is a fucking genius bhenchod woh insane hai woh gajab hai.. Itana risk still ussne apne mann ki kari I love it I fucking love and respect it ye baat main humessa yaad rakhunga..


Abhi k liye mereko RJ ko dhundana tha itane log bc inmein kaise.. Fuck.. Mind ban jaa computer.. Fuck banjaa.... I need your help badly...

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