Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Update-265(College)


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Subah main utha ek phone call se Phone uthaaya toh Anaa kaa tha call..

Main-Hello..

Anaa-Tum ghar bhi aagaye or mujhe inform takk nahi kiya main abhi hospital mein hun..

Main-Actually main kal late he aaya tha or mere pass phone tha nahi doctor ne mana kiya hai use karne ko toh babhi k pass tha phone abhi woh he deke gayi hain..

Anaa-Abhi kahaan ho??

Main-Abhi ghar hun lekin thoda saa busy hun kuch stuff khatam kar raha..

Anaa-Toh main after college aaun millne..?

Main-Yeah yeah sure sure..

Anaa-Abhi theek ho tum??

Main-Yep fit and fine..

Anaa-OK I'll see you then.. Kaam karlo apna.

Main-Yeah bye..

Call disconnected...

Actually main isko surprise dena caahta tha college kaa time hogaya tha main utha nahaa dhoke chakka chakk ready hua or niche aaya.. Chalne mein still thodi problem thi lekin hojaaega kuch din mein theek.. Niche aaya Sam Ravi ready they naasta kiya..

Babhi-Nicki aarahi thi tujhse millne maine kaha college he jaarahe ho tumlog toh udhar he mill lena..

Main-Yeah sure..

Humlog ne breakfast kiya or bahaar aaye saamne khaddi thi Bently bhenchod ye gaadi dekh k he hawa ban jaati hai.. Khair gaadi mein aae humlog or nikale college k liye main kaafi excited tha.. College pohanchey gaadi Park ki toh bc students ki gand fatt gayi gaadi dekh k.. Parking mein alag he bheed thi naya session suru hogaya tha toh New students bhi bahot they.. Khair Rohit wahin milgaya tha Parking mein usko call kardiya tha..

Main-Bhosdk hospital nahi aaya tu.. Bus yahi bhaichaara tha kya??

Rohit-Gandu sabse jyaada main he raha tha tere pass dono din wahaan tha main then Kal ghar aaya tha..

Main-I love you men no homo..

Rohit - What the fuck is this c...

Main-Bently baby.

Rohit-Oh my god.. Oh my god.. No way bhenchod.. Aaaahhhb... Mereko orgasm hogaya..

Main-Hell yeah..

Sam-Bhenchod yahaan naa hilaane lag Jaana..

Sam-Aaja canteen Cigarette Ki buri aag lagi hai...

Humlog parking se nikale toh bc wahaan alag he hype thi jo banda dikh raha tha sab parnaam yaa good morning kar k jaarahe they... Mereko wait tha Anaa se milne kaa ofcourse wohlog canteen mein Honge.. Humlog enter hue canteen mein toh same old scene tha puri Abhi gang wahaan thi baaki puraane cehre Shubham or uske sathi.. Sablog they udbar...

Ashish - AP???

Ofcourse ye bhenchod ko pehle dikh gaya main ye maadarchod koi tracker lagaake rakha hai kya mere uppar isko sabse pehle dikhta hun main.. Saala hilaata bhi mere khyaal leke he hoga.

Or jaise he ussne mera Naam bola toh saari canteen wahin k wahin rukk gayi.. Or sabki najar gayi gate par yaani hum par.. Toh bhenchod jo jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya..Finally Anaa ne mujhe dekha maine usse dekha maine smile di usko or woh surprise samjh gayi ussne return smile di or halke hans ke se boli "I hate you"..

Ashish-Look who is here.. The One and only AP..

Main-kaisa mere bete..

Ashish - OH my god bc we missed you..

Main-I can see that..

Ashish - Guys lets cheer for the man who saved our lives...

Ye sunke puri canteen uthi or taliyaan bahaane lagi.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k..

Main-Haan Haan hogaya.. I know meri wajah se jinda ho tumlog bataane ki jarurat nahi hai baitho baitho.. Sab badhiya??

Abhi-Yo..

Lucky-All good..

Arushi-It's good to see you guys..

Mouni-Yep we missed you..

Main-Same.. Hum aatey hain..

Ye bol hum Chale guffa ki taraf or jaise he guffa k gate par pohanchey toh bc andar se ek ladka aaya bahaar ludakta hua.. Not gonna lie meri gand fatt gayi... Bhenchod ekdum se parkat hogaya.. Then uske piche - 2 Rohit bahaar aaya or 2-3 laundey or.

Main-Ye kya tha be..

Rohit-apni jagah par kabja kar rahe they ye..

Ravi-What the fuck.. Maar maadarchod ko.. Iss takle ko dharr.. Bhaag kahaan raha hai be jhant jaisi shakal k.. Iski choti pakad bhen k lawde ki..

Ladka1-Bhai Sutta maarne gaye they..

Ravi-Maadarchod jubaan ladaata hai ganje ye Chotti pakkad ke niche gand k ball pattak k maarunga maadarchod..

Ladka1-Sssorry bhai..

Sam-Bhosdk Ashtray jaisi shakal hai teri tu hai kon teri gand mein itana gurda aaya kahaan se jo tumlog andar gaye..

Ravi-Sawaal jawaab kar raha hai bhosdk Amitabh Bachchan hai tu maar naa..

Sam-Marr jaaega ye bhosdk ...ek punch mein jo 10 rupaye ki cigarette pee hai woh bahaar aajaegi..

Itani derr mein Rohit ne diya uske munh par raiptaa or Rohit ka hath jaanwar jaisa bada hai toh bhaari laga hoga woh kyunki woh ladka side waali table par jaake girra..

Main-Oh i missed this stuff.. Bus be... Naye laundey hain Jaane de..

Sam-Bhaag maadarchod doobara nahi aana..

Ab humlog aae andar..

Main-Ye Laxman kahaan hai bhosdkaa..

Rohit-Ladke ne bataaya bimaar hai kuch din se..

Main-Phone kar toh uske pass puch kuch jarurat ho toh..

Sam-Main karta hun..

Tabtak Wahaan kaam karne waala ladka humaare liye coffee le aaya.. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi..

Pehla kash maara tab jaake sans aaya bhenchod finally holy fuck.. Ab 2 kash k baad he kissi ne piche se mere sir mein raiptaa maara or meri cigarette hath se chuttke niche girr gayi..

Main-What the fuck..

Ye bol main piche mudda toh Nicki mam or Riti mam khaddi thi..

Main--OH shit..

Ab atki humaari sansein ye nahi ki Nicki mam ko maalum nahi hai ki hum peetey hain balki unhe ye nahi pata ki hum yahaan peetey hain.. Or ye news agar ghar pohanchi ki hum college campus k andar cigarette peetey hain toh beta lawde lagenge..

Nicki-Ye nahi aaya hun toh Nicki madam se mill lun jaake... khudki aag bujhaa le pehle..

Main-Aapse he milne aane wala tha ki ye Sam ko pata nahi kya talab lagi thi..


Ab Sam k pass ek superpower hai aisi situations mein woh bhenchod nikal leta hai turant pata nahi kaise lekin nikal jaata hai..

Sam-Hello Haan Laxman.. Awaaj nahi aarahi hello.. Main aaya ek second...

Sam bhenchod apna phone kaan par lagaake turant nikal liya wahaan se.. coffee mug takk wahin chhod gaya khair Uski coffee Nicki mam ne Lee cigarettes bujhaai gayi or woh dono bhi baithi wahaan par..

Main-Chotu ek or coffee le aa toh..

Nicki-Kaafi cozy place hai waise..

Main-Yep.. Woh Chhodo tareef karo I am dying to get that..

Nicki-Hehe.. Teri tareef karni chhod di hai maine.. Ye ab roj kaa he hai tera.. Lekin abki baar waala toh bahot alag level kaa tha you killed it in every espect..you saved thousands of lives.. You are a national hero right now..

Riti-Yep this is 100% true..

Nicki-Tumlog bahaar kyun khadey ho??

Ashish - Andar entry nahi hai mam humein..

Nicki-Aajao aajao why fear when I am here..

Ye sun Ashish wagairaah ne ek kadam andar rakha ki Main Rohit or Ravi khadey hogaye..

Rohit-Chalo bahaar he baithtey hain idhar garmi hai..

Nicki-Aji Haan..

Humlog bahaar aaye or ek table par baithey ek londey ko diya raipta woh khadda hua or humlog uss par baithey.. Main Ravi Rohit Nicki or Riti madam.. Humaare side waale table par Abhi gang thi...

Nicki-College badi jaldi aagaya tu main aaj subah haweli aane waali thi..

Main-Khaali baitha dimag Pagla raha tha issliye aagaya waise bhi karne ko kuch hai nahi..

Nicki-(hanske) AP hai tu aaj nahi toh kal karne ko kuch naa kuch mill he jaaega.. Teri life mein khaali baithna allowed he nahi hai..

Rohit-True..

Nicki-Oye Sam aaja ab kitani derr takk phone par lagega..

Main - laxman Bimar hai uske pass kiya hai..

Nicki-Oh.. Kaisa hai ab??

Sam-Fit and fine Kal yaa Parson aajaaega idhar fever tha..

Main-Teri coffee lele Dusari..

Khair hum baithey they ki babhi kaa call aaya..

Main-Ji Babhi..

Babhi-Sun tere liye letters aarahe hain kaafi saare Kal se aaj bhi kaafi aachuke hain..

Main-Kiske??

Babhi-maine kuch he padhey they log help maangrahe hain different jagahon se.. Local gunde, neta, bahubali log k julmon se tang aake..

Main-Fuck them khud nipatein mujhe koi matlab nahi .. Ek kaam karoge?

Babhi-bol..

Main-bus Saare padhlo aap ek baar then nichod bataadena mujhe..

Babhi - Bahot saare hain yaar..

Main-Meenu ko lagaalo sathmein.. Yaa fir Nicki madam ko he bulaalo yahaan baithi humein bhi bore he kar rahi hain..

Nicki-Shut up.. Munh foddungi tera..

Babhi-Chal main or Meenu kar lenge tumlog chill karo..

Main-Thanks babhi..

Babhi-Welcome...

Call disconnected...

Sam-Kya hua.???

Main-Chitthi bhej rahe hain log different jagah se help k liye Gundey mawali log se dukhi hain..

Nicki-National hero bananey kaa yahi problem hai sabko lagta hai tu he hai jo unki problems solve kar shakta Hai..

Main-Yep.. Lekin in real woh khud he khudki help kar shaktey hain main kuch naa karne waala..

Nicki-True..

Ab fir baja mera phone new number tha or ye number dekhtey he pehchaan gaya main.. Adya kaa number tha ye.. "Oh Fuck"...


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