Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[paarth]

That entry scene was insane and racing scene was overwhelming yar. Gazab scene bnaya auction ka.. It was amazing. Busy in exam studies that's why after too much days I came on site. Waiting for next kaandu update

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Boht Zabardast updates

 

[Iron Man]

Updaye-185(Those Plans)


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Uske baad gharwaalon ko inform kardiya gaya sab bhaage doudey aaye Anjali and team bhi aai sabke cehre dekh k he samjh gaya main ki kitane khuss they wohlog.. Sabne emotional chutspaa kiya.. Filhaal meri body mein theek thaak chotein lagi thi.. Jaise ki meri chest mein laga woh chaaku kaa nishaan beshak gehra naa ho but dardnaak tha.. Then mere munh par lage punches se munh par nishaan they even mera munh takk sujja hua tha.... Sir par jo danda yaa jo kuch padda tha uske liye pure sir k uppar patti ki hui thi.. Taang mein Dard tha.. Uske alaawa Right hand shayad dislocated tha jo shayad fix kiya ja chuka tha... Mera pait kaafi Dard kar raha tha as pait mein bahot saare punches lage they. Mere galle mein ek patta tha shayad neck mein bhi chot lagi thi thodi bahot lekin neck mein pain nahi tha..
Gharwaalon ko thoda ajeeb lag raha tha lekin maine kaha ki gussa aagaya tha or darr khatam or unko maalum tha mujhe gussa aata hai toh main kuch bhi kar shakta hun issliye unhone maanli meri baat..

Main-ye kuttey waala patta hatta toh Ruhi my neck is fine..

Ruhi-Sure..?

Main-Haan ye dekh..

Ruhi-Ok OK..

Main-Kabtak discharge karegi..?

Ruhi-Woh toh doctor bataaegi teri..

Main - Tu bhi toh doctor he hai..

Ruhi-oh for fucks shake main 1000 baar bata chuki tujhe I am a neurosurgeon...

Main-whatever.. Uss doctor ko bol ki jaldi se jaldi discharge kare....

Ruhi-oh main puch leti hun.. Shayad Kal subah takk toh yahin hai tu kam se kam.

Main - Secondly I am hungry as fuck...

Babhi- Main leke aai hun Khaana..

Ruhi-Nahi babhi ye nahi khaa shakta...

Babhi-Matlab..?

Ruhi-You know stomach mein kaafi dikkat Hai iske kaafi jor se laga hai pait mein internal injuries nahi hain but digestive system mein shayad thoda problems hai aisa bataaya doctors ne issliye jyaada hard food nahi khaa shakta he uppar se medicines par hai toh itana hard food allowed nahi hai..

Main-Toh kya khaaun..?

Ruhi-Khichadi.. Soup.. Daal.. mashed potatoes...


Main-wait what the fuck are you talking about.. Ye khaaunga main yahaan par..

Ruhi - Sadly yess.. Or yahaan par bhi nahi agle kuch weeks takk ghar par bhi aisa he kuch Khaana padega...

Main-What the fuck... Fuck the what.

Ruhi-Yep..dusara kuch try karke dekhlena tumhaara digestive system pehle he slow tha abhi toh or bhi jyaada waat lagegi.. Yahi sab Khaana padega abtoh..

Babhi-Khaaega ye iske toh purvaj bhi khaaenge..

Ruhi-Heheheh.. Main mangwaadeti hun babhi.. Kya kya mangwaana hai AP...

Main-Haan jaise 5 star hotel kaa menu card dikha rahi hai.. Sab le aa jo khaa shakta hun passand aaya woh khaa lunga..

Ruhi-ok..

Ye bolke Ruhi wahaan se chali gayi.. Toh filhaal wahaan main or Babhi he they keval jyaada bheed allowed nahi thi..

Main-Time kya hua hai..?

Babhi-shyaam k 7 baje hai...

Main-Aapko ghar nahi Jaana..?

Babhi-Ghar par kya karna hai mereko..?

Main-Yahaan kya karna hai toh..

Babhi- jabtak tu discharge nahi hoga tabtak main yahin hun..

Main-Pagal ho aap..? Ghar jaao mast nahaa dhoke rest lo.. Abeer rukk jaaega Sam hai Ravi
hai mangal hai Rishi hai...

Babhi-Kyun merese kya problem hai...

Main-lo karlo baat aapke faayde k liye he bolraha...

Babhi-Mujhe nahi caahiye faayda.. Main yahin hun woh aaenge toh tu unke sath kuch bhi khaa pee lega..

Main - Nahi khaaunga babhi.. By the way mera phone recover karliya tha naa..

Babhi-Haan bike or phone dono recover kar liye they.. Abeer k pass hai..

Main-Usko phone karke bolo ki woh Aajaega dinner karke mera phone le aaega and aap chale Jaana ghar...

Babhi-Nope.. Woh Aajaega mera Khaana dejaaega and chala jaaega..


Main-Gajab.. Aapse naa jeet shakta main..

Thodi derr baad Mera Khaana le aaya ek banda Uske sath Sath Ruhi thi.. Bhenchod ek badi si tray mere uppar rakh di main thoda utha... Sabse pehle try ki daal.. Yuck... Yuck .. Kuch nahi tha usme.. Lekin bhook itani lagi thi ki sab thoda thoda khaaliya maine... Tab jaake thoda chain Milla then main washroom gaya toilet karke waapis aaya chalne firne mein jyaada dikkat nahi thi bus 3 din se padda tha toh thoda kamjor mehsooh kar raha tha main..Raatko Bhai Ami or Abeer aagaye they.. then bhai ne babhi ko samjhaaya ki tum bhi rest lelo thoda Abeer rukkjaaega hum sabne force kiya then babhi Raji hui Jaane ko... 9 baje Ruhi bhi subah aane ka bol kar gayi Bhai and babhi bhi strict hidaayat deke chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab wahaan bache main Ami or Abeer...

Abeer-Kaisa hai..?

Main-Fit and fine.. Bhosdk gand he Marr gayi thi..

Abeer-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha agar ye kaam nahi karega toh bc chud jaaenge.. Lekin thankfully kar gaya kaam...

Main - Karna he tha actually jab thode time k liye he gaya hon main tabhi agar ye ilaaj kardey toh kaam karega agar jyaada derr hogayi toh nahi karega caahe kitane he din behosh rakhlo...

Abeer-Abhi kaisa feel kar raha hai... Anger.?

Main-naa durr durr takk nahi.. I am feeling great actually.... Finally kaali gaya..

Ami-Boss kuch yaad hai tumko..

Main-Matlab..

Ami-You know tumne kaha tha ki Tumhaare pass plan hai RJ k liye or Sath he sath Sanjay k liye 36 ghanton mein dono dead...

Main-ek yahi baat mujhe khaaye jaaraha
I hai... I can feel that ki mere pass surely plan tha or keval un 2 k liye nahi sabke liye plan tha pure Asia ko dominate karne ka plan tha yahi toh problem hai uske pass merese jyaada IQ hai and jyaada mind space hai.. Uppar se woh easily mind palace mein jaa aa shakta Hai jabki meri gand Marr jaati yaa toh Jaane mein yaa fir jaake aane mein.. Main jo kaam apne maximum mind usage par kar paata hun woh uske 35-37% hisse mein easily kar leta hai.. And believe me uske pass saikdon plans they.. And you know what the best thing is..?

Abeer-Kya..?

Main-Woh Red John ko kuch nahi maanta nothing like Red John uske saamne kuch hai he nahi... Then Sanjay ko woh apne under rakhna caahta hai bc Sanjay jo 75% India k uppar baitha hai woh usko apni slave banaana caahta hai.. Even uske supporters takk ko apne under rakhna caahta hai.. Can you fucking belive this woh pehle se bhi strong and fast hogaya hai I mean woh paddey paddey increase horaha hai.. This is absurd..


Abeer-Holy fucking shit..

Ami - This is fucking insane.. I mean socho agar tum dono parts ko Control karlo ek sath then..

Main-main bata bhi nahi shakta kya kardenge fir apan log north India kya India will be ours..


Abeer-I still can't belive this tune bhenchod 36 ghantey mein 2 sabse powerful inshaan and unki gangs ko niptaane kaa plan Banaa liya tha.. That is nuts..

Main-lekin dikkat ye hai ki main Jaan nahi paaunga kya tha plan bataaega nahi woh lawda..

Abeer-Its OK tu bhi toh bana shakta hai plan dikkat kya hai bc...

Ami-By the way just to make sure Jo Woh dusara banda Marra woh engineer woh kind of innocent tha I think uski wife and kids ko maarne ki dhamki thi issliye ussne help ki thi keval..


Abeer-Ho shakta hai yaa nahi bhi...

Main-Naa woh innocent tha bataaya Tha usne sab mereko beekh maangi thi ussane apni jindagi ki..

Abeer-Or yahi uski sabse badi galati thi shayad..

Main-Yep.. Woh wait he kar raha tha usse maja aata hai logon ko mout k kareeb dekh k aise gidgidaatey hue... Even Kaali ko bhi ussi ki permission leke maara I mean can you imagine jab tum khud apni mout ki bheek maango and ussi time dusara banda apni jindagi ki beekh maange .. 2 bandey dono alag alag tarah se uske liye toh party hogayi..

Abeer-Uss engineer k bachon ki padhai and baaki k liye paise bhijwaa dunga....

Main-lekin Kahaani bahaar nahi aani caahiye woh kaali k dwaara he Marra tha..

Abeer-yahi story hai..

Main-Cool.. Bhenchod befaltu mein he ludka diya.. Gandu..

Ami-It's ok..

Main-I know mujhe koi sympathy nahi hai uss bandey k khilaaf I don't give a fuck woh innocent tha yaa nahi I mean ussne mereko maarne ka plan banaane mein help ki thi caahe marji se ki ho yaa forcefully.. I mean aise logon k sath rehna he kyun hai jo baadmein Tumhaari family kaa he faayda uthaaein.. Ab bhugto...

Abeer-Yep... So aage kya..?

Main - Bhai hansi majaak ab bahot hua mujhe ek seekh jarur milgayi usase ki main befaltu ek he cheej par time waste kar raha hun.. Red John ki feilding lagaatey hain I am tired now..

Ami-Great..

Continued..

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update

 

[Rayder555]

Nice bro
Waiting for next

 

[Rajesh]

Gajab ka update hai bhai maza aa gaya

Us hari ki to waat Laga diya AP ne
Kya mast sulgaya sale ko awesome
Baki sare log even group mate ke aur to aur Nicki mam riti mam sare ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye aur aisa hota bhi kyu nahi 80crors koi halwa hai kya Jo aise hi luta diya

Ab aayega maza

Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Naughty Lover]

BC hari ki full too waatt lagaa di...25 se sidha 50 and 55 se sidha 80 that was something crazy man...
And the Race that was fucking dirty race man...Mast update mazaa aa gayaa...

Waiting for next...

 

[Radhe]

Gajab update AP yr maza aa rha hai aub

 

[Killarking]

Ap bhai ka pehla padav over to hari ka start hogaya

 

[Ali Asad Sial]

mast update bhai AP 316 padh kr mza aagya ab update ab lety's see how AP will finish the The harry but AP 316 is dafa bht late krdfi

 

[Naik]

Update-272(First Step Completed)




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Humlog aage aae bheed k pass toh wohlog naare wagairaah lagaa rahe they kuch hindi mein kuch or he language mein mujhe naa samjh aaya kuch..

Ab hum aaye unlogon k pass...

Main-Kyaa baat Uncle??

Uncle--Kaisi baat beta jo hai saamne hai tumhaare.. Humaare he gharon se humein nikalwaa rahe hain yelog... 30 saal pehle ghar banaaya tha maine saari jindagi gujaar di lekin ab ye humein beghar kar rahe hain..

Main-Sarkaar kuch nahi karti??

Uncle-Unhi kaa kiya dharra hai sab beta bus unka pait bharrta rahe Humse kya matlab unhe.. Dekho inhe kahaan jaaenge yelog kissi k pass itane paise nahi hain ki Dusari jagah reh shakein musqill se rojj kaa Gujaara kartey hain beta..

Main-Toh aise kya khadey ho aage badho..

Uncle-Aage badhenge toh maare jaaenge beta woh jaanwar jo khadey hain aage police waale kuttey hain in ameer logon k or hum toh budhe hogaye tum humein bol rahe tum kyun nahi aage badhke kuch kartey??

Main-Yelo abhi karta hun main toh wait he kar raha tha ye sunaney kaa..

Ye bol main bheed ko cheerta hua aage aaya.. Toh aage ek Sub inspector ne roukk liya mujhe..

SI-kahaan?

Main-Auction mein jaa raha hun hatt..

SI-Second hand motorcycle kaa auction nahi hai Crores ki auction hai yahin rukk...

Auctioneer-Toh aakhiri bid hai 26 crore 75 lakh by Mr. Hari . Going 1, 2...

Main-(Chilaake) 50 crore...


Ye sun wahaan mojjud harr shaks wahin ka wahin rukk gaya or idhar bheed ne bhi mujhe ghurre... Jitane bhi auction mein aae they sab aankh faade mujhe he dekh rahe they.. Wahaan ek do news waale bhi they jo wahaan ki proceedings likhrahe they notes par.. Newspaper waale they shayad..

Auctioneer-What??

Main-50 crore..

Auctiooneer- Seriously???

Main-Yes..

Auctioneer-This is not a joke sir please keep quite back there..

Main - I know this is not a joke.. Accept my bid.. Aage kaa pucho..

Auctioneer-Who are you?? 50 crore pata hai kitane hotey hain??

Main-Abhi tumhe dunga tab Ginn lena..

Woh auctioneer mere saamne aaya still police ne roukk rakha tha mujhe..

Auctioneer-Who are you show me some proof??

Maine apni Id nikaali or uske saamne kardi or mera pura naam padh k fatti uski gand..

Auctiooneer-Ankit Partaap Singh.... T. T. T. T. Aap Deva ji k bhai ho .

Main-Ji Haan..

Auctiooneer- Aane do inko aage..

Ab police waale hattey turant mere saamne se or main aaya middle mein.. Ab Hari ki fati gand usse laga ki ye koi majaak tha woh hua apni seat par khadda..

Hari-Ek minute aise kaise koi bhi aake bid kar shakta Hai..

Main-This is an open auction Mr Whoever you are.. Toh koi bhi kabhi bhi kitani bhi bid kar shakta Hai.. Now outbid me or leave...

Hari - AP???? It is you.. You don't know me AP don't try to fuck me over... Ye Haryana nahi hai..

Main-I didn't tried i just fucked you over..

Auctiooner - 50 crore from Mr Ankit Going once going twice..

Hari-55 crore... This is very important to me don't try this AP.. Don't..


Main-80 crores...

Ye sun Hari ko legit jhatka laga matlab usse khadey-2 ko he shock laga woh pura kaanp gaya... Or yahi haal tha baaki sab logon kaa..

Main-Actually tu mujhe nahi jaanta i am the fucking Boss of North India.. You can't outbid me..teri net worth humaari Annual income hai..

Uski shakal dekh main samjh gaya tha ki woh isase uppar nahi jaa shakta..

Hari-Itani toh actual value he nahi hai iss jameen ki.. Kya jeetega tu ye bid jeetke..

Main-Woh saamne jo bandey dekh raha haina woh jeetunga main... Unke ghar jeetunga main.. Unka trust jeetunga main...

Hari-Oh matlab yahaan bhi tu hero banana caahta hai..

Main-Hahaha.. Hero?? Main?? Fuck a hero.. I am the one who you call the Bad one..

Auctioneer-80 crore for Mr Ankit going once going twice going thrice... And Sold To Mr Ankit over there for 80 crore Rupees...

Main-Sorry Gotta go I have a land to acquire...

Hari-Apni jindagi ki sabse badi galati kari hai tumne AP..

Main-Try Me bitch abhi hun yahaan main kuch din..

Uska chehra gusse se laal tha or wahin sath sath woh rone ko hochuka tha bahot he ajeeb situation mein tha woh... Mujhe jo caahiye tha woh milgaya tha..

Ye bolke main aaya Auctioneer k pass..


Auctiooner - Congratulations Mr Ankit...

Main-Thanks..

Maine kiya Rishi ko call..

Rishi-Yo.. Leliya??

Main-Oh Hell Yeah.. Listen isase baat Kar and aane kaa plan kar...

Maine Uss Auctioneer ko phone Diya toh wahaan ek official banda tha jo payments wagairaah dekhne waala Tha Auctioneer ne usse phone diya or thodi derr baad ussne Phone waapis mujhe dediya..

Aadmi-Congratulations Mr. AP.. You Are the new owner of this beautiful peice of land.. Your Payments are all done Paperwork will be ready tomorrow morning..

Main-Thanks...

Ye bolke main ab aaya bheed ki taraf jo log abhi bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they Same haalat humaare group ki thi unki aankhein bahaar aane ko thi.. Main Bheed k just saamne khadda hua..

Main-Lo uncle ji kardiya maine.. Suno sab kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kaise bhi Jaane ki jarurat nahi hai ye jameen Tumhaari thi Tumhaari hai or Tumhaari he rahegi.... Apne apne ghar jaaiye or Enjoy.. Dhanywaad.. Oye thulle Nikal...

Sub Inspector -Excuse me..???


Main-You are standing on a private property my private property so better get the fuck out of here..

SI-Constables chalo.. Yaad rakhna ladke..

Main-AP.. Not ladke it is AP.. Nikal..



Uncle--Beta humne toh taana maara tha tumne toh sach kardiya.. Tum bhagwaan ho.. Humaara sab kuch chala jaata tha abhi tumne bachaa liya humne.. Ye ehsaan kaise bhoolenge humlog..

Main-OK Ehsaan uttarna hai toh sabse pehle toh sablog apne apne ghar jaaiye i know maine achaa kaam kiya hai or tumhaare thank you bhi kabool kar liye hain or ab pohanchiye apne ghar.. Abhi k abhi..

Uncle-Uppar waala bhalla kare tumhara.. Chaliye sab sunlee bhagwaan ne humaari..

Ye bolke wohlog sab hath jodd ke mere aaju baaju se nikalne lage or 2 minutes baad wahaan bache main or baaki kaa group.


Ashish - No fucking way... Excuse my language Nicki mam but no fucking way in hell you just bought 80 crore worth of land. What the hell..

Main-I just did..


Anaa ki toh aankhein abhi takk khulli thi.usse vishwaash nahi horaha tha usse kya kissi ko Vishwaash nahi horaha tha..

Mouni-AP is this real??

Main-Yep..

Mouni - Yet you proved again ki how good of a person you guys are.. I mean you just wasted 80 crore Rupees just for those people...


Main-I mean yes kind of.. Ok now mereko pata hai tumlog tareef karne waale ho issliye rehney do I know main kitana acha hun kitana nahi so let's enjoy rest of our day..

Arushi-Humaari aankhon k saamne magic hua hai abhi hum usase bahaar nahi nikal shaktey..

Nicki - 80 crore thaa yaa 80 hajaar.. Mujhe abhi takk blurry saa lag raha hai sab...

Aditi - It was 80 crores I guess.. That is a large large amount of money..


Hari-Dekhlunga AP.. Paani mein rehke Magar se bair.. Kahaawat toh suni he hogi.. Tum soch bhi nahi shaktey tumne kitana bada nuksaan karwaaya hai mera..

Main-Don't know Don't want to know don't care.. Or tu hai kon be tabse sun raha hun main who the hell are you?? Dumbledore jaisi shakal hai teri or baatein Amrish puri jaisi kar raha hai tu.. What is wrong with you mereko passand thi jameen maine khareed Lee stop crying and get a life first time auction mein aaya hai kya??.. I get what I like and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. No get out of both my face and my land before I have you arrested...

Hari-Oh we will see AP we will see..

Main-Yeah sure sure.. I don't know his name and he is talking shit gajab din aagaye hain.

Hari-My Name is Hari you'll know of me soon enough..


Ye bolke woh or uske 5-7 guards uske sath nikal liye..

Nicki-And here we go again ek or dushman.. Nice..

Main-A no one cares about him hoga koi Noob.. Lets go...

Humlog waapis uppar aaye Hari was pissed yahi caahiye tha mujhe ab woh khud aaega.. Uski koi gang nahi hai koi bandey nahi hain jyaada uske pass issliye bhaade k tattu leke aaega woh suoaari dega wagairaah wagairaah.. Same old shit..Lekin jo bhi ho The Game is on Hari..


Continued..

It was super duper excellent update brother Hari ki tow neeli peeli kaali sab ho gayi usne socha bhi nahi hoga aur sochega kaise iske aage woh soch hii nahi sakta
Gajab band baji h uski filhal k liye aage pata nahi kia kia bajega uska
Bahot shaandaar update dost
Shukriya aapka