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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Vipul

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So humlog k Group mein they, 4 hum, Nicki mam Ritika mam, Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Ajit, Mouni, Sneha, Arushi, Anaa or 2 ladke or 1 ladki unhi k gang k.. Then Shubham or 2 ladke or 3 Ladkiyaan uske gang ki.. Humlog ko Aditi ne enter karwaayaa or bhenchod andar alag he scene tha.. Ek side restaurant's coffee shops wagairaah they or Dusari taraf pura adventures mahool..

Aditi-So basically this is Main part of Solan Valley it is one of the biggest tourist attractions in Himachal Pardesh.

Then ussne thoda gyaan baanta jo koi kaam kaa tha nahi..

Aditi-So we will start here and yahaan se uppar jaaenge humlog.. So driving kiss-kiss ko aati hai yahaan??

Main-Agar woh saamne khaddi jeep chalaani hai toh 100% main chalaane waalaa hun..

Sam-Same..

Humaare saamne bahot he dope 2 seater mini jeeps khaddi thi bhenchod special tires for snow.. Dope model and look.. Unke liye ek lamba saa track bhi tha humaare left mein jo kaafi lamba tha..

Aditi-So jo drive karenge woh ek side aajaao and Jo log passenger honge woh iss side..

Ab 2 groups baantey gaye Almost Sab boys driving side aagaye they keval Ek aadh ko chhod ke.. Or girls sab opposite side..

Ab harr ek driver k sath ek passenger kaa group bananey laga.. Last mein bache Driver side hum 4 or saamne Anaa, Arushi,Nicki mam or Ritika mam..

Aditi-AP sir or Nicki mam aap ek group mein aajao..

Nicki-Oh No No no main iske sath nahi baithey waali nope not a chance.. Ye Darra - 2 k he maardega mujhe.. Anaa you want to??

Anaa-Yeah sure Mam..


Actually Nicki mam ko pata hai I am God like driver woh toh bus mujhe or Anaa ko sath karne k liye ye kar rahi thi... So main or Anaa aagaye side mein.. Nicki Mam or Ravi.. Sam And Riti mam or Arushi and Rohit ek sath they..

Humlog ko helmet or other safety equipment pehnaae gaye and humein leke aae Jeeps k pass.. Oh this will be fun..

Main Or Anaa baithey seat belts lagaai.. Mini jeep bhi nahi bc ye mini ki bhi mini jeep thi ye 4th hissa tha jeep kaa ye.. Keval 2 seats thi isme.. Mere side mein Sam or Dusari Side Ravi and Rohit they.. Humaare pehle waala batch nikal gaya tha.. Tab wahaan aaya woh banda jissne humein helmets wagairaah diye they..

Aadmi-So few rules before you take off.. 1)Keval left side he jaao wahaan kaa area hai keval atv's k liye.. 2) Once you go don't get out of the vehicle in the middle of the track koi accident ho shakta Hai.. 3)Most Important Don't race with each other...that's it stay safe guys..

Aji lawda Mera don't race bhenchod Ravi toh abhi se ishaaare karna suru kardiya tha..woh banda hatta humaare saamne se..

Ravi-Yo AP wanna Race..

Nicki - Shut up abhi mana kiya ussne..

Ravi-Nicki mam likes racing i know, don't worry lets do it..

Sam-I am in..

Rohit-Let's do it..

Ravi-AP??

Main-Oh it is on baby. Whoever finish this track first wins..

Ravi-Winner gets..???

Main-Jo usko caahiye.. Baaki 3no loosers ko dena padega..

Ravi-Then beta ji tum dono k Shoes gaye samajh....

Main-No one touches my shoes.. Lets do it..

Humne start ki jeeps bhenchod kya sweet awaaj thi uski..

Main-On 3, 2,1...Gooooooo...


Ye boltey he sabne dharr di full speed.. Left side mein pura track tha or safe tha girrenge toh bhi snow mein bhenchod who gives a fuck..

Main-I hope tumhe darr nahi lagta Anaa this is going to be dirty..

Anaa-Oh bring it on I am ready..

Mujhe bus Anaa ki problem thi lekin woh khud enjoy kar rahi thi toh main for sure jeetane waala Tha.. Mere se aage Ravi tha.. Or main problem ye thi ki bus turns k uppar he overtake karne ki jagah thi woh bhi bahot Kam.. Bhenchod we were zooming kaafi fast thi ye cheejein.. Or best thing thi ki chalaatey time tires se halki-2 snow humaare uppar aarahi thi jo gajab feel horaha tha...

Anaa-Go AP Go Go Go..

Main-Bus itana boldiye aap chaati chouda hogaya humaara..

Anaa-Hehe he.. Shut up and focus..

Main-Oh i dont need to focus i am going to win this easy mode..

Anaa-Oh my god we almost crashed..

Main-Almost.. Dont worry ye almost he rahega..

Main Ravi k just piche tha or Sam mere just piche tha.. And then Rohit yaani jyaada gap nahi tha sab close he they..75% track finish hochuka tha.. Ab aage nikalna tha mujhe aage turn tha jahaan overtake kar shakta tha usko main.. Issliye main pel di puri max speed.. Or best baat ye thi ki usme mirrors nahi they so Ravi ko koi idea nahi tha main just uske piche tha karke.. Issliye jaise he ussne turn liya main thoda wide jaake usko overtake kar liya.. Main track se thoda niche bhi uttar gaya lekin main thehra fast and furious waala driver maine sambhaal liya bhenchod ek baar toh laga tha abhi ghum jaaegi ye.. Lekin maine kiya Ravi ko overtake or then Ravi ko laga dhoka.. Ab Bus ek turn or tha or main first mein tha Ravi is a great driver or 100% woh try karega overtake karne ki and it's time to get dirty.. Maine pel di straight par or aage turn aaya toh Ravi se pehle khud he wide turn liya maine Or Ravi jo just mere piche tha usse koi jagah he naa milli or woh rehgaya piche...

Ravi-(Chilaake) You cheating peice of shit..

Main-You're mad... AP for the win baby...

Anaa-Oh this is clean..

Saamne Ashish wagairaah khadey they yaani finish tha track wahaan par maine full pel k maari brakes turn leke bc jeep snow mein skid hoti hui gayi or ekdum track k end par rukki or dherr saari snow faink k maari Ashish or baaki k uppar..

Ashish - OK that was cool as fuck..

Ajit-Holy shit that was clean..

Ana-That was indeed oh my god you are great..

Main uttara niche...

Main-Winner POV over here baby..

Ravi-Bc bahot dirty khel gaya tu not gonna lie bahot jyaada dirty..

Sam-Yep.. You did Ravi dirty.. Ek taraf jeet raha tha ye 2nd par hone k baad bhi lekin woh last turn..

Nicki-Boys i know unhone mana kiya tha but that was awesome...

Main-It was..

Khair uske baad humne kuch activities or ki Parachuting or zorbing ko alag time k liye chhod diya baaki skiing wagairaah ki bc not gonna lie it was mad fun. Lekin ab time tha to act on the plan.. First things first filhaal humaara group wahin valley mein ek coffee shop mein baithke coffee pee raha tha.. Baaki groups bhi idhar udhar he they..

Main-So Aditi ye Saara area Tourism k under he aata hai yaa koi or jagah bhi hai Solang mein..

Aditi-Yes sir kaafi jagah hai abhi yahaan se just niche ki taraf ek village hai sir jiski alag he khubsurati hai..

Nicki-Then we should go there and take a look..

Aditi - Sure mam after coffee we will visit it..


Sabne coffee finish ki then Aditi humein leke niche ki taraf aai uss pahaad se.. Niche ki taraf ek raasta bana hua tha jo baraf k bich bahot he sweet lag raha tha thodi durr aane k baad humein woh gaon dikhne bhi laga tha or jaisa Aditi ne bola tha uski alag he beauty thi bc kya gajab lag raha tha yahaan se.. Aise design k ghar takk naa dekhe they maine kabhi... That was sick.. Wahaan keval humaara group he jaaraha tha baaki k groups abhi Valley mein he busy they..

Riti-This village is so neat it's not even funny how good it is looking...

Nicki-Yep.. This is gorgeous..

Main-It is..

Nicki-Ek second woh bheed kiss cheej ki hai??

Aditi-Woh actually mam local log hain woh protest kar rahe hain..

Nicki-Protest kissliye??


Aditi-Mam actually aaj uss land ki auction hai or uss land k sath sath ye Iss side waale sab ghar bhi ussi mein chale jaaenge yaani inki rehney ki jagah khatam yelog ussi k relation mein protest kar rahe hain...

Nicki-Oh my god.. Aise kaise auction horaha hai inke land kaa?? Government kuch nahi karti??

Anaa-Government kaa he project hai mam ye..

Main-Let's go dekhtey hain kya scene hai..

Aditi-Sure sir..

Humlog badhe aage toh wahaan Atleast 400-500 log khadey protest kar rahe they jisme budhe, jawaan ladies sab mojjud they unke saamne Local Police khaddi thi bhaari maatra mein taaki yelog auction mein khalal naa daal shakein... Unke saamne he Auction chaalu horaha tha shayad, kaafi saare log mojjud they wahaan chairs par baithey they sab Saamne ek auctioneer tha or wahin baitha tha Hari.. Dikhne mein woh chutiya he lagta hai lekin khopdi badi kharaab hai uski.. Ussi se panga lena tha ab.. Its time to rise and shine baby..

Continued...
sala ab kam ki bat ho rahi hain varna kab se bor ho raha tha main to OP bhai aur ek sath do update deke tune to dil khus kar diya bhai I Love You Bro...
not Homo :chalnikal::chalnikal::chalnikal::chalnikal: as a fan
 
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Humlog aage aae bheed k pass toh wohlog naare wagairaah lagaa rahe they kuch hindi mein kuch or he language mein mujhe naa samjh aaya kuch..

Ab hum aaye unlogon k pass...

Main-Kyaa baat Uncle??

Uncle--Kaisi baat beta jo hai saamne hai tumhaare.. Humaare he gharon se humein nikalwaa rahe hain yelog... 30 saal pehle ghar banaaya tha maine saari jindagi gujaar di lekin ab ye humein beghar kar rahe hain..

Main-Sarkaar kuch nahi karti??

Uncle-Unhi kaa kiya dharra hai sab beta bus unka pait bharrta rahe Humse kya matlab unhe.. Dekho inhe kahaan jaaenge yelog kissi k pass itane paise nahi hain ki Dusari jagah reh shakein musqill se rojj kaa Gujaara kartey hain beta..

Main-Toh aise kya khadey ho aage badho..

Uncle-Aage badhenge toh maare jaaenge beta woh jaanwar jo khadey hain aage police waale kuttey hain in ameer logon k or hum toh budhe hogaye tum humein bol rahe tum kyun nahi aage badhke kuch kartey??

Main-Yelo abhi karta hun main toh wait he kar raha tha ye sunaney kaa..

Ye bol main bheed ko cheerta hua aage aaya.. Toh aage ek Sub inspector ne roukk liya mujhe..

SI-kahaan?

Main-Auction mein jaa raha hun hatt..

SI-Second hand motorcycle kaa auction nahi hai Crores ki auction hai yahin rukk...

Auctioneer-Toh aakhiri bid hai 26 crore 75 lakh by Mr. Hari . Going 1, 2...

Main-(Chilaake) 50 crore...


Ye sun wahaan mojjud harr shaks wahin ka wahin rukk gaya or idhar bheed ne bhi mujhe ghurre... Jitane bhi auction mein aae they sab aankh faade mujhe he dekh rahe they.. Wahaan ek do news waale bhi they jo wahaan ki proceedings likhrahe they notes par.. Newspaper waale they shayad..

Auctioneer-What??

Main-50 crore..

Auctiooneer- Seriously???

Main-Yes..

Auctioneer-This is not a joke sir please keep quite back there..

Main - I know this is not a joke.. Accept my bid.. Aage kaa pucho..

Auctioneer-Who are you?? 50 crore pata hai kitane hotey hain??

Main-Abhi tumhe dunga tab Ginn lena..

Woh auctioneer mere saamne aaya still police ne roukk rakha tha mujhe..

Auctioneer-Who are you show me some proof??

Maine apni Id nikaali or uske saamne kardi or mera pura naam padh k fatti uski gand..

Auctiooneer-Ankit Partaap Singh.... T. T. T. T. Aap Deva ji k bhai ho .

Main-Ji Haan..

Auctiooneer- Aane do inko aage..

Ab police waale hattey turant mere saamne se or main aaya middle mein.. Ab Hari ki fati gand usse laga ki ye koi majaak tha woh hua apni seat par khadda..

Hari-Ek minute aise kaise koi bhi aake bid kar shakta Hai..

Main-This is an open auction Mr Whoever you are.. Toh koi bhi kabhi bhi kitani bhi bid kar shakta Hai.. Now outbid me or leave...

Hari - AP???? It is you.. You don't know me AP don't try to fuck me over... Ye Haryana nahi hai..

Main-I didn't tried i just fucked you over..

Auctiooner - 50 crore from Mr Ankit Going once going twice..

Hari-55 crore... This is very important to me don't try this AP.. Don't..


Main-80 crores...

Ye sun Hari ko legit jhatka laga matlab usse khadey-2 ko he shock laga woh pura kaanp gaya... Or yahi haal tha baaki sab logon kaa..

Main-Actually tu mujhe nahi jaanta i am the fucking Boss of North India.. You can't outbid me..teri net worth humaari Annual income hai..

Uski shakal dekh main samjh gaya tha ki woh isase uppar nahi jaa shakta..

Hari-Itani toh actual value he nahi hai iss jameen ki.. Kya jeetega tu ye bid jeetke..

Main-Woh saamne jo bandey dekh raha haina woh jeetunga main... Unke ghar jeetunga main.. Unka trust jeetunga main...

Hari-Oh matlab yahaan bhi tu hero banana caahta hai..

Main-Hahaha.. Hero?? Main?? Fuck a hero.. I am the one who you call the Bad one..

Auctioneer-80 crore for Mr Ankit going once going twice going thrice... And Sold To Mr Ankit over there for 80 crore Rupees...

Main-Sorry Gotta go I have a land to acquire...

Hari-Apni jindagi ki sabse badi galati kari hai tumne AP..

Main-Try Me bitch abhi hun yahaan main kuch din..

Uska chehra gusse se laal tha or wahin sath sath woh rone ko hochuka tha bahot he ajeeb situation mein tha woh... Mujhe jo caahiye tha woh milgaya tha..

Ye bolke main aaya Auctioneer k pass..


Auctiooner - Congratulations Mr Ankit...

Main-Thanks..

Maine kiya Rishi ko call..

Rishi-Yo.. Leliya??

Main-Oh Hell Yeah.. Listen isase baat Kar and aane kaa plan kar...

Maine Uss Auctioneer ko phone Diya toh wahaan ek official banda tha jo payments wagairaah dekhne waala Tha Auctioneer ne usse phone diya or thodi derr baad ussne Phone waapis mujhe dediya..

Aadmi-Congratulations Mr. AP.. You Are the new owner of this beautiful peice of land.. Your Payments are all done Paperwork will be ready tomorrow morning..

Main-Thanks...

Ye bolke main ab aaya bheed ki taraf jo log abhi bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they Same haalat humaare group ki thi unki aankhein bahaar aane ko thi.. Main Bheed k just saamne khadda hua..

Main-Lo uncle ji kardiya maine.. Suno sab kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kaise bhi Jaane ki jarurat nahi hai ye jameen Tumhaari thi Tumhaari hai or Tumhaari he rahegi.... Apne apne ghar jaaiye or Enjoy.. Dhanywaad.. Oye thulle Nikal...

Sub Inspector -Excuse me..???


Main-You are standing on a private property my private property so better get the fuck out of here..

SI-Constables chalo.. Yaad rakhna ladke..

Main-AP.. Not ladke it is AP.. Nikal..



Uncle--Beta humne toh taana maara tha tumne toh sach kardiya.. Tum bhagwaan ho.. Humaara sab kuch chala jaata tha abhi tumne bachaa liya humne.. Ye ehsaan kaise bhoolenge humlog..

Main-OK Ehsaan uttarna hai toh sabse pehle toh sablog apne apne ghar jaaiye i know maine achaa kaam kiya hai or tumhaare thank you bhi kabool kar liye hain or ab pohanchiye apne ghar.. Abhi k abhi..

Uncle-Uppar waala bhalla kare tumhara.. Chaliye sab sunlee bhagwaan ne humaari..

Ye bolke wohlog sab hath jodd ke mere aaju baaju se nikalne lage or 2 minutes baad wahaan bache main or baaki kaa group.


Ashish - No fucking way... Excuse my language Nicki mam but no fucking way in hell you just bought 80 crore worth of land. What the hell..

Main-I just did..


Anaa ki toh aankhein abhi takk khulli thi.usse vishwaash nahi horaha tha usse kya kissi ko Vishwaash nahi horaha tha..

Mouni-AP is this real??

Main-Yep..

Mouni - Yet you proved again ki how good of a person you guys are.. I mean you just wasted 80 crore Rupees just for those people...


Main-I mean yes kind of.. Ok now mereko pata hai tumlog tareef karne waale ho issliye rehney do I know main kitana acha hun kitana nahi so let's enjoy rest of our day..

Arushi-Humaari aankhon k saamne magic hua hai abhi hum usase bahaar nahi nikal shaktey..

Nicki - 80 crore thaa yaa 80 hajaar.. Mujhe abhi takk blurry saa lag raha hai sab...

Aditi - It was 80 crores I guess.. That is a large large amount of money..


Hari-Dekhlunga AP.. Paani mein rehke Magar se bair.. Kahaawat toh suni he hogi.. Tum soch bhi nahi shaktey tumne kitana bada nuksaan karwaaya hai mera..

Main-Don't know Don't want to know don't care.. Or tu hai kon be tabse sun raha hun main who the hell are you?? Dumbledore jaisi shakal hai teri or baatein Amrish puri jaisi kar raha hai tu.. What is wrong with you mereko passand thi jameen maine khareed Lee stop crying and get a life first time auction mein aaya hai kya??.. I get what I like and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. No get out of both my face and my land before I have you arrested...

Hari-Oh we will see AP we will see..

Main-Yeah sure sure.. I don't know his name and he is talking shit gajab din aagaye hain.

Hari-My Name is Hari you'll know of me soon enough..


Ye bolke woh or uske 5-7 guards uske sath nikal liye..

Nicki-And here we go again ek or dushman.. Nice..

Main-A no one cares about him hoga koi Noob.. Lets go...

Humlog waapis uppar aaye Hari was pissed yahi caahiye tha mujhe ab woh khud aaega.. Uski koi gang nahi hai koi bandey nahi hain jyaada uske pass issliye bhaade k tattu leke aaega woh suoaari dega wagairaah wagairaah.. Same old shit..Lekin jo bhi ho The Game is on Hari..


Continued..
bhai kya update tha aur jab AP 50 carore jab jor se chilaya to jo hua use jo baki ke reaction ke bare main soch ke maja aa gaya matalab god like upadate tha bhai aur jab SI ne aur auctional ne jab woh ID proof dekha :wink::wink::wink::wink: to un logo ka reaction dekh ke mujhe jhatka laga maine paheli hi soch hi liya tha jab usne kaha motor cycle kharidane ki aukat nahi hain tab hi mujhe sunke hasi aa gayi thi kyoki super man ko udna sikhane ki bat kar raha tha woh banda
 

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Raatko maine chill karke nind Lee.. And subah as usual fresh hua and fir akela he niche aaya fir Abeer k sath lawn mein practice ki like 1 ghantey k aas pass.. Kaafi theek mehsooh kar raha tha main.. Chalne mein utani dikkat nahi thi.. Then breakfast karke main niche he raha lunch takk.. And lunch karke main uppar aaya 24 ghantey hogaye they or drug effect 0 tha abhi next dose kaa time tha or ye dose last thi or jiss hissab se main feel kar paa raha tha atleast 1 week takk regularly caahiye hogi mujhe ye.. Chang.. Humm usase millna padega lekin uske liye fit hona paddega... Fuck. Fuck.. Khair filhaal maine shyaam takk apne aap ko rouka or shyaam ko fir niche walk wagairaah k liye aaya and like 2 ghantey takk bakchodi peli lawn mein. Babhi kaafi impressed thi meri recovery ko leke.. Uske baad main he jaanta hun maine dinner kitani desperation se kiya... Bc aag lag gayi thi khopdi mein ab nahi rukk shakta tha main issliye maine sataak se Khaana khaaya and bam uppar aaya... Niche boldiya tha ki I am not feeling well sone jaaraha hun do not disturb.. Then room mein aake maine drugs kaa woh last hissa bhi leliya.. Snort that shit bc.. And then shanti... Haash.. Next 1-2hours takk main full feel mein raha.. Then thoda normal hua toh Private number se call aagaya Shyaam ko Chang k liye message chhoda tha surely call ussi kaa hoga.. Maine pick kiya toh saamne se chang ki awaaj aai..

Main-Yo bro crazy shit happened...

Chang-Ami ne inform kardiya tha mujhe and I am shocked as hell ki 60 ghantey ki behoshi ne tumhe normal kardiya mujhe laga kam se kam 1 week lagega...

Main-Same bc but thank god jaldi nipat gaya..

Chang-Yep.. Ami ne mujhe sab bataaya toh rongtey khadey hogaye they mere i was like "Yep Now Everyone Is Fucked".. Lekin jab ussne inform kiya ki you are good then sans aaya..

Main-Listen I want to meet badly..

Chang-OK you know where to find me..

Main-Yep.. Kahin naa Jaana Kal shayad aajaunga main.. I want to talk..

Chang-Sure.. Be Good..

Call disconnected...

Hmmm Kal kaise jaaya jaae Chang se millne.. No way Kal jaa paaunga main.. Fitness prove karni padegi akela Jaane se pehle warna babhi Jaane nahi degi.. . Bc fuck..

Khair Next Day main subah khud se utha fresh hua then niche aaya pehle thodi excersise ki and then Gym aaya babhi wahin thi wahaan light excersise ki.. Baaki sablog Red John k uppar lage they Kal bhi 2 log maare Gayee they aisa mujhe Bhai ne bataaya.. Main almost theek he tha.. But drugs caahiye they mereko badly.. Bc.. Aaj nahi ho paaega.. Aaj babhi ko dikhaane k liye main pura din idhar udhar bhatkata raha or then 5 minutes mein like 10-12 cigarettes pee gaya usase keval temporary ashar he hua... Raatko main bc musqill se so paaya.. Subah uthtey he main fresh bhi nahi hua and niche aaya.. Babhi niche he milli mujhe..

Main-Babhi main bahaar jaa raha hun.

Babhi-Kahaan...?

Main--bahaar matlab 50 km nahi like city ki side main pakk gaya hun yahaan... I need some fresh air..

Babhi-OK.. Sam Ravi ko lejaa..

Main - Wohlog so rahe hain and main naa jagaane waala..

Babhi-Ami ko lejaa..

Main-Nope main akela jaaraha hun I am 100% fine bus ek gedi lagaake aajaunga...

Babhi-Tu case par toh nahi lag raha..

Main-Oh hell no maine khud mana kiya hai ki main abhi help nahi karunga..

Babhi-Ok jaake aa aaram se Jaana lekin..

Main-Yep..

Main bahaar aaya toh sabse aage jo car khaddi thi ussi mein aaya chaabi andar he thi.. And bam gharse bahaar jyaada time nahi laga babhi ko samjhaane mein.. Chang kaa naya hotel dhundana easy tha bus uska pattern follow karna tha mereko.. Main uske hotel mein aaya and bhaagke room 202 mein knock kiya.. Toh usme koi or he gandu tha... Usko sorry bolke main uppar aayaa.. Bhenchod.. Then main gaya 404 mein toh bhagwaan ki daya se ye gate chang ne he khola..

Chang-You look like shit.

Main-Haan time lagega face cuts ko clear hone mein.. Andar aane dey be..

Chang-welcome..

Chang ne gate bandh Kiya and sofa par aagaya mere saamne..

Main - cut the bullshit firstly i need "JESTER" asap...
Ye sun Chang bhayanak chownka..

Chang - Wait what...?

Main-Haan be sahi suna tune i need Jester real bad.. Uske Jaane k baad mera dimag loose horaha hai uske liye Jester caahiye...

Chang- I mean mere pass filhaal kuch bhi nahi hai...

Main-Chutiye tere pass jester naa ho impossible... Fuck no.. Bc joke kaa time nahi hai..

Chang - Seriously dude I don't have any.. Waise bhi tumhe Mind control k liye kabse drugs ki jarurat pandey lagi..

Main-- Jabse woh gandu meri body mein aaya or mere dimag ko chod gaya..

Chang-no way jo bhi ho tumhe jarurat nahi padti..

Main--bro I seriously need this shit.. I am not joking.

Chang- and I am seriously saying mere pass nahi hai... And also AP doesn't need drugs to control his brain..

Main-Oh my fucking God.. AP ko jarurat nahi padti but mujhe jarurat hai..

Meri voice loud hui jisse sun Chang safed hoagaya.. Or woh samjh gaya mujhe andar aane dena uski recently ki gayi sabse badi galati thi..

Chang-Oh my god.. I fucked up..

Main-Yep you did..

Chang-I fucking knew it tum aise vertigo se jaa he nahi shaktey...

Main-Yep.. Uske liye drugs dene nahi hotey mujhe.. I know mera only solution Vertigo he hai lekin woh bhi itana easy hai nahi..now i dont have time give me Jester now..

Chang-Listen..

Main-I fucking said I dont have time chang i'll break your fucking neck right fucking now..

Chang-ok ok hear me out..

Main ye sunke khadda hua Chang ki gardan pakkadi or usse piche deewar se satta diya...

Main-Tujhe maar nahi shakta because teri jarurat hai mujhe don't force me bitch...

Chang-Pl.. Lllease listen to mmeme...

Main-Drugs first... Right fucking now...

Chang-OK. OK. OK..

Maine usko azaad kiya.. And woh khaanstey hue apne bag ki taraf bhaaga bag khola and usme se ek chota sa Packet nikala jisme light brown color kaa powder Tha ek jo ki JESTER tha..

Main - Wait what the fuck..? Itana sa hai tere pass bus..?

Chang-Wahi toh kehna caah raha tha main yaar... Subu ne mujhse saare business connections tod diye kyunki main tumhaare sath tha..

Main--ye bhenchod Subu kon hota hai mere bandey ko mana karne waala...

Chang-Jo bhi ho North India mein jester kaa akela supplier hai woh..

Main-Phone laga maadarchod ko.. Abhi.. Ye toh 2-3 din kaa maal hai keval..

Chang Phone lagaane laga or maine Apni dose nikaali table Khaas nahi thi toh apne phone k back side rakha maal and chadda gaya. Haashh.... Finally shanti..

Chang-Phone lag gaya hai..

Main--tu he baat Kar speaker par daal.. Bol usko jester caahiye tujhe..

Chang ne Phone speaker par kiya.. Subu Actually North India Kaa akela supplier hai kaafi bada scene hai uska.. Chinese hai woh tutti futti hindi bol leta hai..

Chang-Hey its Chang..

Subu-What the fuck do you want Chang..?

Chang-I want a brick..

Subu- You remember that I don't sell it to you..

Chang--It's urgent..

Subu-i said I dont sell it to you..

Chang-I'll pay double..

Subu-No I said..

Main - You sure about that Subu..?

Subu meri awaaj nashe mein bhi pehchaan lega issliye jaise he ussne meri awaaj suni woh turant chup hogaya.. Uska sans takk naa nikala..

Main-Bitch I will kill you and each and every fucking one associated with you.. Have a good day.. Cut the call..

Subu kuch bol paata usase pehle Chang ne phone cut kardiya..

Main-Tere mein or mere mein yahi difference hai ab Woh khud call karega..

Chang-Boss isko maardein kya..? Bahot tension di isne mereko...

Main -ofcourse isko marrna padega bhenchod mere se shyaanpatti..

Chang-Oh hell yeah..

Main-Tu iski details nikaal..

Chang-Phone aaraha hai uska..

Main-Utha.. Speaker par..

Chang ne phone uthaaya..

Subu-AP bro listen to me i was just joking with chang main dedega usko 1 nahi five bricks dega.. Mujhe money bhi nahi caahiye.. You don't even need to come main deliver kardunga khud..

Main-Oh that desperation in your voice is making me more excited to kill you.. I'll see you soon Subu.. Find a better place to hide.. Because i will find you and I am gonna hurt you in ways you can't even imagine.. No one goes against me and lives..

Call disconnected..

Chang- Ab ye chuppega or jyaada easily mill jaaega.. Iske almost saare hiding spots maalum Hai mujhe..

Main-hmm.. Kal maarunga isko..

Chang-So boss kya plan hai.. Abtoh waapis aagaye ho..

Main-Main waapis nahi aaya hun dude my mind is fucked up.. Basically main 2.0 nahi hun ye lagaale 1.0 he hun with little bit of my brain.. Vertigo ne gand maardi hai meri.. Itana jyaada dediya Hai ki body or mind dono Pagla rahe hain.. Mera khud par control nahi hai even..

Chang-What the hell? Aapka or khud par control naa Hai this is impossible..

Main-Mere liye vertigo harr impossible cheej ko possible bana deta hai bc.. I am fucked up right now..

Chang-OK.. What about Red John.. .?


Main-uska kya mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta usase.. Iss itane bade scene mein ek chota saa photo hai woh maara jaaega aaj nahi toh Kal.. Tabtak marrne do kuch logon ko..
Chang- lekin abhi kyun nahi maardetey usko...
Main-Mood nahi hai..
Chang-I mean agar abhi tapkaadenge toh kuch log ki Jaan bachjaaengi warna woh befaltu mein marenge..
Main-I don't give a fuck marrne dey..
Chang - OK. .. Main Subu kaa pata lagaata hun..
Main-Usase pehle Uske high command ko inform kardena ki North India k liye naya dealer dhund lein baadmein kahenge pehle inform nahi kiya..
Chang-Sure..
Main-Or Haan Ye baat bahaar nahi aani caahiye Abeer or Ami ko main khud bataadunga.
Chang-You got it..

Main-Chalta hun..
Chang- Boss...
Main - haan...
Chang-It's good to have you back..
Main-Same...
Ye bolke main wahaan se niche aaya parking mein se gaadi nikaali and haweli ki side nikal gaya..
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Main Haweli Pohancha dawaai wagairaah Lee and then thoda rest liya uske baad lunch kiya and waapis room mein.. Filhaal main kuch nahi karna caah raha tha mera mind chuda padda tha jaise he waapis aaega ek ek ko maarunga tabtak risk naa lunga. Shyaam ko maine Ami or Abeer ko apne room mein bulaaya.. Toh dono wahaan aagaye.. Main Gate bandh Kiya

Abeer-Wassup..

Main-Red John k case mein koi improvements..???

Abeer-Haan lekin kaafi slow chal raha hai sab...

Main-OK.. Listen main nahi caahta tumlog kissi galat fehmi mein raho so let me address the elephant in the room first actually main woh nahi hun jo tum sochrahe ho..

Ami-matlab..?

Main-I am not your AP I am the better one..

Ye sun un dono kaa fuse udgaya.. Wohlog wahin k wahin thehar gaye.. Munh se awaaj takk naa nikali...

Main-Haan Haan overacting nahi I know tum dono mein se at least ek toh maalum he tha ye...

Abeer-Dono ko he maalum tha start waale din he Ami ne yahaan Jester dekh liya tha toh samjh gayi thi..

Main-Nice toh..?

Abeer-Toh humein maalum Hai Tera dimag filhaal fully kaam nahi kar raha hai...

Main-Exactly main fans gaya tumlog ki wajah se..

Abeer-Woh kaise..??

Main-Bc what do you mean kaise itana vertigo daal diya andar ki mera brain chudgaya uppar se andar woh dusara version mera dimag khaa raha hai.. Dekho first things first... Main khud khuss nahi hun aise half waapis aake main itana slow nahi jee shakta nope no way.. Issliye yaa toh main fully aaunga yaa fir fully jaaunga.. Fully aane kaa filhaal koi plan hai nahi mere pass woh random hoga jab hoga.. Or waapis main jaa nahi paa raha..

Abeer-Jaa kyun nahi paa raha.. Tu toh kabhi bhi aa jaa shakta Hai problem toh AP ko hai.. Bhoolgaya kya bolta tha tu "Your Mind is your slave" jo tu bolega wahi karega.

Main-Haan re woh toh abhi bhi hai.. Lekin dikkat ye hai ki tumhaare jo AP bhaisaab haina woh mujhe waapis nahi Jaane derahe.. Kyunki Woh khud bahaar nahi aana caahta..

Ami-What the fuck it's not possible woh tujhe bahaar kyun chhodega he knows tum kitane dangerous ho..

Main-Dangerous hun jab main apne 100% par hota hun abhi toh main 55% par bhi naa hun then gussa nahi aaraha mujhe.. These are the only 2 things that make me dangerous.. woh andar mere baaki part ko stop kar raha hai fight kar raha hai.. Woh caahta hai ki main yahin rahun or Red John ko niptaaun kyunki Red John k liye uske pass koi plan hai nahi....

Ami-Oh my god this is insane..

Main-Yeah.. Or issliye ussne itana he dimag diya mereko jisme main Red John ko he niptaa paaun khaali...


Abeer-Or humlog tera vishwaash kyun karein..?

Main-Kyunki main Keh raha hun tumlog waise bhi mera kuch kar nahi shaktey or main tumhe hurt karna nahi caahta.. Ab belive karo yaa naa Karo ab jo bhi hun woh main he hun..

Ami-OK so what's the plan..

Main-Plan baadmein pehle guidelines sunlo meri.. 1) Main jo mann karega wahi karunga rokkoge toh double karunga issliye I don't need any interferences.. 2). Kissi ko pata nahi chalna caahiye iss baare mein specially family waalon ko.. 3). Agar tumlog ne kuch ulta sulta try kiya mereko bhejne k liye toh plan aisa karna ki succefull ho kyunki agar fail hue toh pehle tum dono ko fodunga then hogi tabaahi. Issliye harr game soch samjh k khelna.. Manjurr hai..??

Abeer-Naa kahenge toh bhi tu thodi naa sunnega..

Main-Haan ye bus formality k liye tha..

Abeer-Bus humaare 3 he guidelines hain 1). Kissi Innocent ko nahi maarna.2). AP k relations kharaab nahi hone caahiye logon k sath ussne jo respect kamaai hai woh utani he rehni caahiye badha tu shakta nahi toh ghataane ki sochana bhi matt.... 3).Pakkada naa Jaana... agar aisa hua toh caahe mujhe tereko 1 kg Vertigo khilaana paddey main sochunga nahi...

Main-Pakkada jaaega lawda Mera.. Maana slow hun lekin itana bhi nahi..

Abeer-Toh case k baare mein jaaanana hai..?

Main-Filhaal nahi filhaal mujhe Subu ko thokna hai then case..

Abeer-Subu ko kyun..?

Main-Sawaal sunaney kaa time nahi hai mere pass.. Tune bola no innocent or bhenchod Subu thehra paidaaishi lichad.. Usase farak nahi paddna caahiye..

Abeer-Usase matlab nahi hai mujhe mereko uske sath jo jo marenge unse matlab hai...

Main-I don't care innocent toh woh bhi nahi hain..

Abeer-Samjhaana bekaar hai tujhe..

Main-Yep.. Chalo nikalo ab sona hai mereko..

Ami or Abeer thoda or bhaashan deke nikal gaye.. Frankly speaking jo maine Inko bataaya woh lagbhag - 2 sach he tha.. AP bhenchod mere sath game khel gaya tha gandu.. Khud se kuch bana nahi toh Vertigo kaa sahaara leke mere half se jyaada brain ko legaya bc.. Actually hua ye ki jab Abeer or baaki ne mereko dherr Saara vertigo chaddha diya tab mera dimag usko counter nahi kar paaya or blank hogaya jiska faayda uthaake apne AP bhaisahaab ne jitani unki aukaat hai utana brain uthaaliya and usase fight karne lage... Then honsh aagaya toh woh dimag ussi k pass hai woh chhodey tab waapis complete hounga main.. Lekin woh chhodega nahi.


Lekin fir bhi I am still faster then him... Jaisa maine bataaya Tha ki mera dimag usase 2.32 time fast hai jaise for example uska mind 100% hai toh mere pass 232% dimag hai toh usme se AP ne jitane ko woh roukk shakta Hai yaa fight kar shakta Hai yaani 100% leliya toh mere pass bacha 132% issliye still i am faster then him.... Or stronger toh main tha he.. Lekin main problem hai meri personality i am thinking like slow AP main chutiya type thinking leke baitha hun.. I cant live like this mereko waapis Jaana Hai.. Or woh Tabhi hoga jab main AP kaa kaam karunga.. Main abhi likh k dedeta hun beta AP mujhe blackmail karna teri life ki sabse badi galati hogi.. Aaj nahi toh kal main toh aaunga he or fir bhaisahaab jo main karunga naa woh tu soch bhi nahi shakta..


Filhaal injuries top priority thi or woh almost fit and fine thi.. Ab tha discussion jo mereko sabke sath karna tha issliye aaj raatko Puri Team even FIA waale bhi haweli par aae they.. Main, Bhai, Abeer, Mangal, Sam, Rishi, Ravi, Ami, Rohit, Anjali, Jiya, Rajat, Pooja, Deepak or Ajay k alaawa FIA waale bhi wahaan they.. Raatke 8 baje they or sabka dinner aaj yahin par tha.. Usase pehle ye meeting thi..


Main-Firstly ye clear kardun main i am 100% fit now so I am back in the game..

Sab-ok..


Main-So jaisa maine pehle jikar kiya tha I am in contact with Red John.. Or recently ussne mujhe inform kiya ki woh gussa hai Humse kyunki hum usko bhaav nahi derahe hain.. Hum usko theek se jaantey nahi wagairaah wagairaah.. Or issliye apni power dikhaane k liye woh daily kuch logon ko marrwaaega jabtak uska plan pura nahi hojaata yaa time nahi aata uske plan kaa.. Then ussne mujhe saaf saaf boldiya ki in deaths kaa jimmedaar main or keval main hounga...jo bhi marrega uski death mere naam hogi basically..

Deva-Woh bus tere dimag mein ghussna caah raha hai tera kuch nahi hai isme don't feel bad..
Mere dimag mein he ghuss jaao sab bhenchod main khud naa ghuss paa raha mere dimag mein Red John ghussega....


Main-i am not feeling bad i dont care i mean woh basically khud maar raha hai and Keh raha hai meri wajah se marenge log.. Its stupid and I don't care.. Aage ussne mujhe challenge kiya hai clearly ki catch me if you can.. Ye jo murders horahe hain ye woh khud nahi kar raha ye uske bandey kar rahe hain... Kyunki uske pass time hai nahi.. Usse pata tha ki main literally apne saare dushmanon kaa end kar chuka hun tohuspar he focus karunga issliye ussne ye diversion create kiya taaki main ye murders solve karta rahun or woh apna game set kar jaaye lekin aisa hoga nahi tumlog ye sab solve karo jahaan takk pohanch shaktey ho pohancho... Main akela alag se John k piche jaaunga.. Or ispar mujhe koi sawaal jawaab nahi caahiye.. Kal main Delhi cbi mein jaa raha hun wahaan se kuch files caahiye mujhe John ki uske baad waapis aake murders solve karenge..

Deva-sounds good but Atleast Ami ko he lejaa..

Main-Naa ye log yahaan dekhlenge... I need to focus now.. I don't have much time..

Deva-OK jaisa tu caahe..

Anjali-All good.. Bus contact mein rehna..

Main-Sure...

Uske baad thode normal points par discussion hua then dinner kiya Sabne or main aaya apne room mein.. Mujhe pata tha Subu Delhi yaa Noida mein he millega baaki jagah hai nahi chippne k liye uske pass.. Chang dhund lega usse easy hai woh..

Raatko Chang kaa call aaya mere pass..

Chang-Boss Millgaya Subu..

Main-Kidhar..?

Chang-Gurugram mein Hai Ek bar hai uska uske underground section mein ..

Main-Sun plan hai mere pass mera naam nahi aana caahiye issliye sab set karna padega.. Kyunki Deva Bhai ko thodi c bhi bhanak lagi toh woh samjh jaaenge tu ek kaam Kar Kal subah 10 baje k aas pass mereko uss bar k pass he mill Saara samaan sath mein mask wagairaah leke... Mereko Delhi Jaana Hai gurugram raastey mein he hai sab itana jaldi karna hai ki ye bhi naa lage main kahin rukka tha yaa nahi.. Samjha..

Chang - OK boss..

Main-Shabbas or Number open rakhna call karunga main..

Chang-Ek alag number send kar raha hun uspar call kardena.. Bar kaa address message kar raha hun main..

Main-OK subah miltey hain..

Call disconnected..

Beta Subu jaaega kahaan.. Pata nahi logon ko kyun lagta hai ki merese panga leke jinda bach jaaenge woh specially merese 1.0 toh hai he chutiya.. Maana bhenchod Drug dealer hai kaafi naam hai pohanch hai lekin aise kaam karna he kyun jisase mere saamne aana paddey ab bc easily chang ko time to time JESTER pohanchaata rehta toh bach jaata ab uske sath sath pata nahi kitane log marenge.. So sad...

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Hmm Toh Plan mera simple tha bus location change hui thi mujhe laga woh noida mein millega toh pehle cbi headquarters mein jaaunga then jaldi se noida jaake usko niptaake waapis nikal lunga or sab itana jaldi hoga ki timeline kaa pata bhi nahi chalega.. Ab thoda change ye hai ki usko Delhi Jaane se pehle niptaana padega.. Sab set karna padega... Bahot time hai plan subah bana lunga I don't need that much time for the plan..

Uske baad main sogaya and next day subah early morning utha.. Fresh hua bed par aaya mera route Google par check Kiya and bam 1 minute mein plan mere saamne tha..

Main yahaan se fast as fuck nikalunga like crazy fast.. Maserati lejaaunga..raastey mein ekmaatar problem hai ek tollgate hmm... Waise toh jarurat nahi thi mujhe uski lekin still agar baat badh jaae toh kaam aaega proof.. Baaki Sab set tha.. Maine chang ko uske diye number par call kiya..

Chang-Yo boss..

Main-Sun ye Jo Rohtak se aage Toll gate haina uss par rukk Jaana tu..

Chang-Mereko nahi maalum kidhar hoga...

Main-Map dekhle gandu.. Or sun jab main call karun toh unko hack karna hai tereko or hack karke cameras temporarily disabled kardena and unki jo receipt hoti hai uska time 15 minutes takk aage kardena..

Chang-Usme toh time lagega..

Main-Haan toh abhi thodi naa aaraha hun main.. Time lagega mujhe bhi..

Chang- OK boss hojaaega.

Main-Thanks.. Guns liya..?

Chang-Hell yeah..

Call disconnected..

Main niche aaya toh Sam Babhi Abeer Ami or Mangal wahin they..

Babhi-Morning...

Main-Morning.. Naasta ready hai..?

Babhi-Bus 5 minutes..

Main-OK tabtak main nahaa leta hun then nikalunga..

Babhi-Itani subah..? 7 baje hain abhi.?

Main--yep.. Jaldi waapis aana hai..

Main waapis room mein aaya and then nahaa dhoke waapis aaya... Naasta kiya..

Abeer-dhyaan se Jaana..

Main-Sure.. 8.30 bajgaye hain 11.30 am takk pohanchUnga...

Babhi-Aaram se Jaana udaana nahi gaadi..

Main-ofcourse bhagaane kaa mood bhi nahi hai..

Guard ne Maserati nikaal k rakhi thi.. 8.30 bajgyae they. Or mujhe 15-20 minutes milli thi Subu ko tapkaane k liye..jo bahot jyaada thi.. Ab bus tol gate waala kaam set hojaae toh saboot bhi hojaaega..

City mein thoda time laga mujhe lekin bahaar nikaltey he udaa di gaadi maine bc saaf clean road tha.. Gaadi 120 - 150 par easily jaarahi thi..chang kaa message aagaya tha ki woh ready hai jab bolunga tabhi.. Main 1 ghantey mein tollgate k pass pohanch gaya tha jahaan pohanch k maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Yo boss kardun..

Main-Yep.. Sun time hua hai 9.30.. 9.50 kardena ye Maserati meri hai idhar ye jaise he cross kare turant waapis kardena reset.. Bus meri gaadi jaani caahiye.. Cameras bhi dekhlena..

Chang- OK.. Abhi khaali hai jaldi nikaalo..

Maine turant nikaali gaadi cash se pay kiyaa Jaan bujh k and receipt Lee or nikala toh receipt par time 9.50 am he tha.. Gajab..

Main aage aaya toh ek side chang dikhgaya mereko.. Usko baithaaya maine..

Main-Good job... Mask lagaale agar baithega toh...

Chang-Laaya hun mask main..

Chang ne turant pollution mask lagaaya or ek mujhe diya.. Jo aage lagaaunga main.. Uske pass ek bag tha..

Chang- silencer laaya hun sab pistols kaa..

Main-Shabbas..

Chang-Ye tumhaare liye Glock pistol, 55m range, 19 bullet mag..

Main-OK large mein kya hai..

Chang - Jyaada bada kuch laaya nahi smg he hai mp5 loge..???

Main-naa pistol he lelunga waise bhi itane bandey nahi millenge uske pass.. Dono glocks dedey mereko..

Chang - OK.. Main kya karun lead..? Yaa cover karun..?

Main-mere hotey tu lead karega bhosdk itana bada hogaya.. Cover karna chup chaap..

Chang - Oh I am already loving it you and me vs everyone the good old days..

Main-GPS par bar kaa address add kar...

Chang-Done.. Listen boss koi tension ki baat he nahi hai koi cctv waali building aas pass nahi hai.. Bar bandh hai bola hai private parties k liye hai lekin assal mein Subu chuppa hai udhar.. Issi harkat se meri najar mein aaya woh..

Main-Bandey..?

Chang - Total 30 k aas pass honge..

Main-Subu k kitane bandey hain..? Baaki toh High command k honge woh kyun bichmein aaenge..

Chang- uske 10-12 honge but kya maalum high command waale bichmein aajaein..

Main-Aaenge toh maare jaaenge... I don't give a fuck..

9.45 par main uss bar k just saamne tha gaadi thodi durr park ki thi or mask lagaake udhar aaya toh Chang ne sach kahaa tha jyaada log baag they nahi udhar because kaala dhanda chalta hai idhar toh lonely place mein he banaaenge yelog..

Chang-I even have a vest aapko caahiye..

Main-No I don't..vest bhosdk war mein jaaraha hai kya..

Maine Dono glocks Lee 2 extra magazines just to be safe... Mags pant mein taangi and then challa gate ki taraf mask wagairaah lagaake.. 2 gates they alag alag ek underground k liye and dusara bar mein jaane k liye.. Uss gate par koi nahi tha balki jo underground kaa gate hai uspar 4 bandey khadey they.. Ofcourse bhenchod ek or reason pakkadey Jaane kaa kya Noob drug dealer hai bhosdkaa...

Main gate ki side gaya toh woh 4on meri taraf aagaye..

Guard1-Bar is closed leave..

Main-Kya be..?

Guard1-Bar bandh haibe suna nahi.

Main--beta uska kaaran main he hun..

Gu1-what..?

Main-This...

Ye bolke maine dono glock nikaali or aage waale dono ki khopaddi mein utaardi piche waale dono ko Chang ne ussi time thok diya.. Bc awaaj takk naa hui.. Chang k pass bhi silenced pistols thi toh bahot Kam awaaj aai..

Main gate ko laat maarne he waala Tha ki ek banda bahaar aaya hath uppar kiye.. Bilkul ekdum suited buited.. Black suit pehna tha ussne niche black shoes tie wagairaah wagairaah.. Or uske chest par ek batch laga tha chota saa jo woh aage kiye dikhaa raha tha mujhe.. Ofcourse High Command kaa banda tha koi Bada lodu..

"Hello Hello AP sir please wait wait.."

Main-Tu kon be..

"Main Shekhar Sehgal" "Manager HC(High Command) Delhi.."

Main - Tu haryana mein kya kar raha hai..

Shekhar-Aapke liye he aaya hun Mujhe pata tha aap dhund he loge Subu ko toh socha baithke baat karlenge kya rakha hai khoon kharaabe mein.. Aaiye aaiye andar aaiye.. Main sab sambhaal lunga..

Humlog uske sath andar enter hue toh andar pura ek or underground bar tha... Pura bada hall tha light wagairaah jall rahi thi koi rooms nahi they bus pura hall tha ek.. Or 4on taraf alag alag chairs wagairaah Sab lagi thi or total 14 bandey or they andar.. Or mere just saamne Ek chair par Subu baitha tha... Darra hua.. Ofcourse darega nahi toh kya karega.. Woh Manager humein Subu k pass legaya or uske saamne baithaaaya humein... Toh Subu ki gand fatt gayi.. Subu ek Chinese type banda tha 5"5 height patla saa lekin fit banda..

Shek - chill Subu kuch nahi karenge ye..

Main - Tu naya aaya hai kya..?

Shek-Haan lekin chinta Matt kijiye aapke uppar puri research karke aaya hun sab maalum Hai mujhe..

Main-Toh ye bhi maalum hoga ki ek baar jo mera target bana usse thok diya jaaega baat wagairaah fir baadmein he hogi..

She-Arrey AP there is always a first time for everything..

Main-Sir se sahaab sahab se Seedha AP waah beta..

Shek-aap bhi toh dekho Delhi k Manager k saamne baithey hain aap..

Main-Oh sorry my bad.

Shek-Toh dekhiye AP kya millega isko maarke humein or dusara banda dhundana padega time waste hoga production distribution bandh hoga.. Bahot dikkat hongi.

Main-Issiliye maine pehle inform kiya tha HC ko ki naya dealer dhund lena..

Shek- Lekin jarurat kya hai itani toh baat he naa thi.. Ye abhi dedega jitana caahiye aapko free of cost..

Main - Woh toh main isko thok k lejaaunga.. Usme kya..

Shek- Dekhiye AP sahab main bataata hun bahot problems hojaaengi.. Kahaan se naya dealer laaenge hum or trust kahaan se aaega usme..

Main-Isme kya trust hai ye mujhe mana kar raha hai dene ko bhenchod baaki kisko deta hoga.. Naya dhund lo waise bhi.

Shek-Arrey nahi nahi AP sahaab jarra suno toh sahi..


Main-Tu ek baar tere senior ko call kar..

Shrek-Uski kya jarurat hai..

Main-Kar naa bhosdk..

Shek - OK ok calm down..

Main-Speaker par...

Ussne call kiya.. Toh saamne se ek lady ki awaaj aai..

Shekhar - Good Morning Mam..

Lady-Morning Shekhar Wassup..

Shekhar - Someone here wanted to talk to you..

Main-Yes who is this..?

Lady-Its Sunaina..who is this..

Main--Oho ho Sunaina jee Sunaina jee...

Suna-AP..???

Main-The one and the only..

Suna-Oh my god.. You are back..

Main-Oh I never left.. Listen I don't have much time to waste on you and your fucking stupid colleague here..

Suna-Wait what happened..

Main-Listen maine kaha tha naa Subu ki jagah koi naya banda dhund lena..

Suna-yeah.. Chang informed me..

Main-Ok then lage hath Apne Delhi Manager ki post k liye bhi naya banda dhund lena..

Or ye tha clue bam meri goli or uss manager ki khopaddi..bheja khulgaya... Wohlog kuch Samjh paatey usase pehle Chang ne udhar se firing start kardi unke Bandon par or maine dusri gun se goli chalaai Subu ki taang par jo Bhaag raha tha wahaan se woh chilaata hua niche girra or ussi second main wahaan se ek Piller k piche kudda.. Wahin Jaise he main cover mein aaya Ab baari thi Chang k hide hone ki or mujhe dena tha usko cover.. Insabke bich unlog kaa nishana Chang tha toh meri taraf kissi ne Dhyaan naa diya jo unki sabse badi galati thi.. Maine halke se peak kiya toh Chang bc uchalta kudta bar k dusri side kudd gaya or woh bhen k lawde goliyaan chalaatey rahe maano deewar k aar paar he kardenge..Underground tha sab toh bc unki guns ki awaaj pure hall mein gunj rahi thi.... Or ab maine nikaali dono guns unmein se ek kaa bhi dhyaan nahi tha mujh par .. Maine dono pistols se andhaa dhund goli chalaadi unke uppar.. Kissi k hath kaan taang munh mein lagi goliyaan bc unko samjh takk naa aaya kidhar se goliyaan aarahi hain Silencer ki wajah se bc bhagdad mach gayi or aadhe lawde toh mere saamne he aake chupp gaye..6 bandey wahin niche girre they marre yaa nahi ye confirm nahi tha but filhaal down they or 2 bandey just mere saamne waale Piller k piche chippe they.. Main ahista se unke piche aaya... Dono k uppar gun taani piche se..

Main-Good Morning beta ji..

Or jaise he woh piche mudde maine trigger daba diya..ab dikkat ye hui ki ek pistol se goli nikali 2 jo maine turant left waale ki khopaddi mein daag di lekin dusri se ek bhi naa nikali bc mag khaali hogayi.. Issiliye main andha dhund goli nahi chalaata bc bullets count naa rehta.. Woh dusara banda bhi samjh gaya ki bullets khatam hogayi woh baithey baithey he meri taraf mudda or apni gun meri taraf karta usase pehle maine uske hath par laat di jisase uski gun hath se chutt gayi... Or thoda balance bigada uska or itani he derr mein uski khopaddi mein kick di baitha hua tha woh toh bhayanak angle or power se kick lagi bc khopaddi crush hogayi hogi woh girra jameen par munh k ball.. Ab naa hilla hillega bhi kaise.. Issi bich 2 bandey nikale goliyaan chalaatey hue mere saamne se.. Main turant Piller ki side hogaya 1 gun reload ki or Pehli goli maari woh niche paddey bandey ki khopaddi mein bachi kuchi Jaan uski iss chedd se nikal gayi.. Ab un Bandon ki sabse badi galati ye thi ki first woh sochrahe they hum 2 or woh itane bus easily maardenge.. Second woh mere saamne chill karke baithey bc woh aise baithey they Confidence se ki unka manager woh sulah karwaa he lega.. Thirdly woh ek bandey par dhyaan rakh rahe they ek time par jabki unko 2no side dhyaan rakhna tha.. Fourth unhe andha dhund goliyaan nahi chalaani thi kyunki unki guns ki sound k bich unko ye takk samjh naa aaya ki maine kahaan se goliyaan maari unko.. Ab bhi woh log aise goliyaan chalaa rahe they maano bc uss motey Piller k aar paar he nikaaldenge goliyaan.. Or again woh bhull gaye ki hum 2 hain.. Tabhi Chang utha gun wagairaah reload karke or bam bc mere close aatey usase pehle 2no niche Chang kaa aim bahot gajab hai jitani gun ki effective range hai wahaan takk 95% chance hai woh har shot hit karega..

Chang-2 Bachey hain boss aap uss saamne table k piche hain aap right se jaao main left se jaata hun...

Main-tu left sambhaal.. Main cover kar raha hun jaa aage aage Haan Haan thokdey..

Chang wahin khadda tha hilla takk nahi bus unko sunaaney k liye hum jor jor se bol rahe they Chang ne ek bottle uss table ki taraf faink k maari or ye bait kaam Kar gayi ek banda dhadaam se khadda hua or goliyaan chalaane laga or jabtak usse realise hua ki woh khaali goli chalaa raha hai tabtak meri goli uski khopaddi mein thi..

13 bandey down they 4 bahaar paddey they woh manager jaa chukka tha Subu rengta hua ek kone mein tha.. Last banda bacha tha..

Chang - humein pata hai beta akela bacha hai tu I give you 1 minute come out fast... warna itani goliyaan padengi ki system hang hojaaega..

Woh banda nahi nikala.. Or chang bolta raha idhar se maine push kiya usko kaafi right mein jaake.. Chang bolta raha taaki usse meri bhanak naa lage.. Or main uske right mein aaya uska reaction dekhne laayak tha mujhe dekhtey he woh samajh gaya tha ki he fucked up.. Maine aim kiya usase pehle ussne apne hath uppar kiye or khadda hogaya..


Aadmi1-I surrender..

Main-too late...

Aadmi1-lekkkkin abhi toh 50 seconds he hue hai..60 seconds bola tha..

Main-oh aisa kya 50 he hue hain..

Aadmi- yyyyess sir..

Main-oho ho bachgaya tu toh..

Aadmi-ththankyouuuu...

Ye suntey he uski khopaddi mein goli daagdi maine..

Main-Ab hogaye 60..

Chang-Lol..you just love to make people's death hard..

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