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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Main khadda hoke Sunder k saamne gaya uski aankhon Mein jhaank k dekha maine.. Main logon ko padh leta hun or isme kuch toh tha kuch toh tha jo mujhe passand aaya..

Main-Everyone out of here..

Abeer-Wait.. Hum kidhar bhi nahi jaarahe..

Main-I said now bitch get the fuck out of here...

Abeer-No No no...

Main-Mujhe gussa Matt dilwaa go away...

Ami-Ye dangerous ho shakta Hai we can't leave you alone...

Main-I give you guys 15 seconds nikal lo uske baad meri satak jaaegi.. Everyone out...

Abeer or Ami merese nahi jeet shaktey they woh dono piche muddey or nikalne lage unke sath sath sab bandey bhi nikale...

Main - Vinny snipers tumlog bhi nikalo..

Vinny - You sure boss..

Main-Yep...

Vinny-ok boss.. Over n out..

Ab wahaan Par Main Woh Sunder uska bhai Rajnish uski Behen Woh Mla Devika then shayad ek Rajnish ki wife thi ....


Main-Sunder Sunder Sunder.. Aa baith..

Ye bolke main Chair par baith gaya..

Sunder-Kyun?? Maaro mujhe or khatam karo Kahaani..

Main-Itani jaldi kya hai Baith toh sahi...

Sunder-Lek..

Main-(Chilaake) Baith bhosdk...

Meri awaaj sunke Woh mere saamne niche baith gaya..

Itane mein uska bhai aaya wahaan kaa so called Baahubali ..woh hath joddke mere saamne apne ghutano par baith gaya or mere pair pakad liye ussne..

Mla-B. B. B. Hai bhaari galati hogayi bacha hai main samjhaa dunga naa isko..

Main-Main theek se samjhaaunga tu toh gandu hai.. Durr ho mere se.. Piche hatt bhosdk..

Woh bhi piche hoke apne bhai k pass baith gaya niche hath joddke woh bhi..

Main-Bola tha naa main aaunga or jalla dunga sabkuch.. Kya Milla?? Dekh kitane log marre hain teri wajah se teri saari gang khatam hogayi.. Chup chaap dedeta isko jab maine phone kiya tha tab toh kya jaata tera..? Bhosdk Deva Bhai ne khud phone kiya tha tujhe or tune unka offer thukra diya.. Kya socha tha ye bhenchod China hai jahaan main ghuss nahi paaunga.. 1 ghantey mein main ghuss bhi gaya or sabko maar bhi diya..? Ab??

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle woh Unki behen aai MLa Devika aage apna phone hath mein liye or woh phone meri taraf kardiya..

Main-kya???

Devika-Cm sahaab kaa phone hai baat karlo..

Maine uske hath se phone liya...

CM-Hello AP beta...

Main - Next time apni aukaat or mera mood dekh k phone kariyo... Doobara nahi bolunga samjhaa???

CM - Sssorory Betaa.. Main toh bus Keh raha tha..

Main-Mujhe nahi sunana.. Phone Kaat...


CM-Jjjji...


Call disconnected..

Main-Or kissi k pass phone karna hai?? Kam se kam uss bandey k pass toh phone kar jo kuch kar shake Inko toh humne he baithaaya hai gaddi par...

Ye bolke maine uska Phone faink diya..

Devika-Toh kya caahiye??

Main--Filhaal toh tu chup baith or durr hatt...Haan toh main kahaan tha Sunder.. Haan Sunder toh kya kiya jaaye kya kiya jaae..

Sunder- Maafi dedo bhai Pehli or aakhiri galati samjh k...

Main-Pakka?? Dekhle meri maafi meri saja se bhi jyaada khatarnaak hoti hai.. Jindagi mill jaati hai lekin chalti or rukkti mere kehne par hai.. Or Agar maaf naa karun toh..?

Sunder- aapki problem mere se hai toh keval mujhe maaro agar maarna he hai toh mere pariwar ko baksh do bhai..

Main-Or Agar maafi de he dun toh tujhe????

Sunder-Aapka ehsaan jindagi bharr nahi bhoolunga bhai..

Main-Woh toh main khud he na bhoolne dunga uski chinta nahi hai mereko...Tere pass 2 mouke hain yaa toh khudko bachaale yaa fir tere pariwar ko... Yaa tu marega yaa tum dono bhai..

Sunder- Mere pariwar ko baksh do bhai... Mujhe maaro mere bhai ko baksh do ussne kuch nahi kiya tha..

Main-Bus toh fir nikaal apni gun...mujhe maalum Hai leke rakhi hai tune apni pant mein nikaal usko..

Sunder-M.m.meri gun kyun bhai..

Main-usme fun hai...

Woh khadda hua kaanptey hue apni pistol nikaali..

Main-Daal apne thobdey mein..

Sunder-K. Kya..?

Rajnish-Bbbhai baksh do..

Main-Durr hatt be warna teri bhi khopaddi kholdunga...

Ye bolke maine apni deagle Rajnish ki khopaddi par taani..

Main-Jaldi kar warna in sabko thok dunga main..

Sunder safed hogaya tha ussne apna pistol apne thobdey mein daala..

Main - Shabbas.. Dabaa trigger..


Sunder ne bharpur koshish ki lekin Dabaa nahi paaya..

Main-Dekha itana bhi aasaan nahi hota khudki balli dena jo tu hero ki tarah hath uppar karke bahaar aaya tha.. Woh sirf filmon mein theek lagta hai..... Lekin agar caahiye toh Main bina force kiye tujhse suicide karwaa shakta hun jo bahot he ghatiya cheej hai saamne waale ki ruhh kaanp jaati hai..

Ye bolke main khadda hua uske saamne aaya..

Main-Chal baksh dunga tujhe.. Lekin badle mein mujhe bahot kuch caahiye.. Tere bhai se..

Ye suntey he Rajnish hath joddke mere saamne aaya

Rajnish-Kkkya caahiye bhai...

Main-Tu iss Area kaa MLA banega or main kahunga jab kahunga jaise kahunga woh he karega..

Rajnish-lllekin b. Bbhai MLa toh meri behen hai...


Main-Ab nahi rahegi..

Ye boltey he maine Sunder kaa hath pakkada jisme usne gun pakkadi thi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uska hath uthaaya or uski behen MLa jo just uske bagal mein khaddi thi uski khopaddi mein ussi k hath se goli dagwaadi... Devika Dhadd se niche girri sunder bhi jhatke se piche girra...

Un 3no ki aankhein fattke bahaar aagayi... Wohlog ektakk Devika ki laash ko he ghurre jaa rahe they.. Maano Vishwaash naa horaha tha unhe abhi jo hua uspar..

Main-Haan toh kahaan tha main.. Haan ab hoga Re Election Rajnish ladega yahaan se chunaav jeetega bhi baaki kaa baadmein dekhenge..bol manjurr hai...goliyaan or bhi hain mere pass...

Ye bolke maine gun Dusari lady ki taraf ki jo rotey hue apne ghutano par aagayi thi.. Ye dekh Rajnish ne rotey hue mere pair pakkadi liye..

Rajnish -Sssamjh gaya bhai... Aaap jo bologeee wahii hogaaaa... Humein baksh do bhai..

Main-Shabbas... Lekin Dhyaan rahe koi shyaanpatti nahi ye Tune shaitaan k sath jo deal kari haina ye jabtak tu jinda rahega tabtak chalegi.. Or jab bhi mujhe laga tune iska 1% bhi violation kiya hai main waapis aaunga or abki baar tum sabko jinda jalla dunga..

Rajnish rotey-2 niche girr gaya tha or niche paddey paddey Haan mein sir hilla raha tha..


Main-Shabbas.. Or Haan media ko bolna Devika or Sunder kaa bhaanda futt gaya tha John k sath unka involvement clear hogaya tha jab humein pata Chala or Devika surrender karne public mein aati Usase pehle Sunder ne usko Goli maardi.. Beshak postmortem karwaa lena Sunder k hath se he goli chali hai..

Rajnish-Leeekein bhai Suunder ko toh faansi hhhojaaegi..

Main-Nahi Umar kaid most probably lekin woh fansi se bhi badtar hai MLa ko maara hai bhai aise he thodi naa bach jaaega.. Aisi jail mein bhejenge isko ki saari jindagi roshni nahi dekh paaega.. Wahaan log kutte ki tarah noch khaaenge isko.. Abhi bhaagne kaa mouka dedunga baadmein police piche lag jaaegi or 1% chance bhi nahi hai tu 1 week takk bhi Bhaag paaega....maine kahaa tha jinda chhod dunga ye nahi kahaa Sahi salamat chhod dunga..

Sunder shock mein padda tha abtak woh bawla horaha tha paddey - 2 kyunki uski behen he usse bachaa rahi thi abtak Rajnish khaasa passand nahi karta tha usse main samjh gaya tha...



Main-Bus toh fir sab clear hai..? Baaki k instructions baadmein.. Lekin ek baat nahi bhoolna " Seat teri Raaj Mera"....Sundar Bhaag le beta jabtak Bhaag shakta Hai..

Ye bolke main wahaan se mudda apni Assault Rifle uthaai or uthaai he thi ki maine Dekha Sunder ne apni gun uthaai munh mein daali uske cehre par 0 expressions they or dhadd bina soche ussne trigger daba diya.. Uske munh se goli ghusi or khopaddi se nikali.. Rajnish fir ghumma or woh scene dekh fir behonsh hone ko hogaya..

Main-Arrey rey rey ye kya hogaya.. Koi naa Rajnish tu akela hai ab chain se kar jo karna hai...


Bola tha naa main bina force kiye tujhse trigger dabwaa dunga or Agar Sunder se pucha jaae toh ye uski jindagi ki sabse darrawni cheej hogi lekin sunder se ab puch shaktey nahi toh meri he baat maanani padegi.. Yahi bandey ki gand fatt rahi thi 2 minute pehle trigger dabaane mein or abhi bina soche samjhe suicide karli..Bahot painful hota hai bhai jab koi mere jaisa manipulative banda tumhaare Dimaag mein ghusske tumhe he use karta hai woh bhi tumhaare he khilaaf.. Bahot painful hota hai khopaddi toh pehle he bandh hojaati hai decision lene k kaabil nahi rehti and then body decision leleti hai jo main kehta hun woh... Bus 30 seconds ki process hai... Khel khatam uske baad...

Uske baad main hanste hue mudda or chal padda ... Gajab.. Gajab.. Gajab.. Ye caahiye tha mujhe.. Main laashon k dherr k bich se gujar raha tha roofs par galiyon mein harr jagah laashein he laashein paddi thi.. Yahi hota hai jab Main flow se chalta hun... Gussa shant hogaya tha... Rajnish ko maarke basically jyaada kuch nahi milta mujhe lekin abhi mujhe usase kaafi kuch caahiye tha jo abki baar nahi toh agli baar le he lunga main.. Gudla Bahot he ghatiya logon ki jagah hai jo mereko caahiye thi or ab millgayi thi.. Woh lady MlA naa usme dum nahi tha warna in dono bhaiyon Ko maarke main usase kaam chalaa leta lekin usme ghanta kuch nahi tha issliye uskaa Jaana jaruri tha uske bina message kaise milta in sabko.. Ab samjh jaaenge yelog ki do not mess with AP.. Mout toh bhenchod raah chalta gunda bhi de shakta Hai lekin main saamne waale ko jittey ji Mout k darshan karwaa deta hun.. Ab Guaranteed hai Rajnish ki gand mein kabhi itana dum naa hoga ki mere khilaaf khadda ho shake...Hoga jarur ye mere saamne lekin tab jab isse koi support karne waala miljaaega.. Lekin tabtak k liye Seat uski Raaj mera...


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Main wahaan se bahaar aaya toh same jagah par Abeer Ami wagairaah Sab khadey they or Anjali and team bhi wahin they...

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main--Devika ne karwaaya tha woh sab, Sunder toh bus sahaara tha..

Abeer-Don't tell me tune Ek MLA ko maardiya.. No way..

Main-Nope Maine nahi maara actually Sunder ne thok diya usko then khudki khopaddi kholdi.. . Bus badle mein bola mere pariwar waalon ko chhod do puri life tumhe takleef nahi denge... Maine Baksh diya baaki ko 2 already tapak gayey.

Mangal-Oh My God... Matlab MLA gayi.. Beta bahot bada kand hone waala hai..

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bc boldenge Uska bhaanda futt gaya tha John k sath involvement clear hogaya tha uska toh ussne surrender karne ki sochi toh Sunder ne thok diya and khud suicide karliya.. . Even bc uski family waale bhi yahi bolenge..

Anjali-First of all tu hospital chal..

Main - OH i Am ready to go...

Mangal mereko Leke Hospital aaya Ruhi out of town thi.. Lekin turant mereko daala unlog ne stretcher par.. Kuch jyaada nahi tha bus pair mein stitches lage.. Late Night takk wahin tha main.. Ye best jagah thi filhaal.. Kyunki bahar aag lagi thi log paglaa rahe they.. Gudla ek jhatke mein ghutano par aagaya tha.. Babhi Or Meenu bhi wahin aagayi thi raatko main ghar aaya toh Doctor ne dherr saari painkillers deke bheja mujhe.. Issliye jaatey he maine apne room mein dinner kiya or Dawaai leke so gaya bhai they nahi yahaan ab woh rahenge bhi nahi ek do din yahaan kyunki bahot se logon ko jawaab dena hoga unko bahot lamba procedure hogaya unka... Or ye acha tha kyunki ab main shant tha toh bhai gussa honge or mereko sunaaenge issliye jitana durr rahun utana better hai.. Raatko Bhai Delhi Chale gaye wahaan unhe Atleast 2 din toh lagenge he... Sabko manaana padega bc ek MLA Marra hai aise he toh naa kaam chalega.. Uske baad main 2 din ghar he tha naa Ami or Abeer ne kuch naa kahaa unhe maalum tha Devika ko maine maara hai lekin isme woh kuch kar nahi shaktey they.. Iss bich Chang ki information aai mere pass woh recovery k road par tha lekin still coma mein tha toh usse time lag shakta tha 1 din se leke 3 months takk but mereko vishwaash tha woh jald coma se bahaar aaega kaafi tough banda hai woh bc...2 din k rest k baad Third din bhai subah waapis aane waale they Delhi se issliye best way tha unse bachne kaa ki main College nikal jaaun.. Shyaam ko aaunga tab bhai waise bhi millenge nahi.. Uske baad room mein he dinner and sojaaunga.. Best hai.. Issliye third day main subah time se utha or abhi college mein kaam bhi tha mujhe.... Issliye Main Subah Time se ready hogaya Sam or Ravi bhi taiyaar they Naasta kiya jaldi se or nikal liye RR leke college k liye....

College Pohanchey Gaadi Park ki toh Parking se he laundey mujhe bhaari ghurr rahe they.. Ab maine Gudla Kand k baad koi newspapers yaa TV news naa dekhi thi lekin itana mujhe maalum tha ki bhaari heat thi mere naam k uppar.. Like bahot jyaada.. Kai logon k liye ye bahot achaa kaam tha lekin kaafi log ispar hate bhi kar rahe they.. Then bich mein bache log bus darr gaye they usase.. Or news k according main Cover face tha Gudla kand kaa..

Issliye hum gaadi se uttarke seedha canteen ki taraf aaye.. Jahaan Rohit canteen k bahaar he khadda tha..

Rohit-Hello Hello Hello.. Look who is here.. Bhenchod Kal kyun nahi aae be mujhe bulaake...

Main-Aivein he Mood naa Tha..

Rohit-Or aaj hogaya mood...?

Main-Naa Aaj Bhai aarahe hain...

Ye sun humlog hanspaddey..

Rohit-Bahot sunani padegi beta bahot jyaada..

Main-Toh bhosdk kand bhi toh bahot jyaada bada kiya hai..

Uske baad Humlog andar aaye toh As Expected Abhi gang wahin thi.. Anaa Bhi thi wahaan even 2 guards bhi they uske sath humaare guards ofcourse wohlog Thoda piche khaddey they Anaa ki table se Jispar Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Ajit, Arushi Of Mouni bhi baithey they... Humlog Seedha Gufa mein jaarahe they.. Unke pass se nikale toh Guards ne humein salaam thoka jisase Puri Abhi gang kaa dhyaan humpar padda..

Main-Tracker diya madam ko..?

Guard1-Ji sir harr family member k pass hai..

Main - Monitor kahaan horahe..??

Guard 1-Wahin Same jagha jahaan baaki horahe hain...

Main-Important case hai.. Samjh raha haina..

Guard1-Ji sir dikkat he nahi hai koi..

Main-Shabbas..

Ashish - The Man the Myth The Legend AP is here..

Main-Wassup..? Sab theek ho..?

Sab-Yep..

Ye suntey he main seedha andar aagaya guffa mein..

Andar aatey he cigarette jalaai humne..


Main-Kehna padega bahot din se dhangse cigarettes takk nahi pee hai..


Rohit-Not me maine kal he pee thi...

Main-Still bc Kal se abtak tu 25 peejaata agar ghar se bahaar hota toh...

Rohit-True..

Ab mujhe realise hua ki main jo kaam se college aaya tha woh yahaan nahi ho paaega iss college mein bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe issliye dusara main college dekhna padega.. Actually Mera Plan tha ki mujhe Ek Local gunda milgaya tha Mona k Rupp mein then ek local neta cum Baahubali milgaya bhatti and family k Rupp mein.. Ab mujhe kuch or bandey caahiye they Jaise ki ek youth leader.. Yaani student leader.. Jo jaruri tha bc haryana mein kaafi hawa hai Studen leaders ki.. Ab Main sochraha tha Rohit k chele Shubham ko lelun lekin 2 dikkat thi 1 iss college mein mujhe bakchodi nahi caahiye thi 2 Shubham utana heavy nahi tha.. Toh kon?? Abe woh tha naa Mona kaa bhateeja kya naam tha uska jo apne college mein aake londey peet gaya tha.. Vivek..?? Haan Vivek...woh sahi rahega.. Gajab gajab..

Rohit-Kahaan khogaya be???

Main-Kuch naa ek kaam yaad aagaya tha chota sa.. Mereko Jaana padega thodi derr k liye..

Sam-ok.. Humlog chalein..?

Main- Naa tumlog yahaan rukko lekin class na lagaana Dikh jaaoge warna Nicki madam ko.. Bus idhar udhar ghumtey raho...

Sam-Cool..jaldi aaliyo lekin lawde..

Main-Yep..

Ye bolke Main utha or mouthfreshner leke bahaar aaya... Or jaise he Main bahaar nikal raha tha toh Anaa ne mujhe Phone kaa ishaara kiya.. Ab frankly speaking main Ghar baitha phone bilkul check nahi karta.. Issliye abhi dekha toh uske alaawa bahot se logon ki multiple missedcalls thi.. Lekin Pehle Maine Mona ko call kiya....

Mona-Parnaam sahaab.. Dhanya Bhaag humaare jo aapne yaad kiya..

Main-Haao.. Bc itana shor Sharaaba kya hai..

Mona-woh jarra Students they, Vivek haina mera bhatija woh abki baar bhi College President K liye khadda horaha hai ussi kaa nomination bharrne nikalein hain abhi college k liye.. .

Main-Gajab.. Mereko Vivek se milna hai kidhar ho tumlog??

Mona-Arey aap kyun chinta kartey ho humlog aajatey hain...

Main-Address boldey main he aaraha hun..


Mona-BMl college k Academic branch mein aajaiye aap..

Main-OK..

Call disconnected...

Ye bolke main Parking mein aaya gaadi nikaali phone Connect kiya gaadi k Bluetooth se.. Then Anaa ko call kiya.. Ussne turant pick kiya..

Main-Hello..

Anaa-Hi.. What is going on.??

Main-Kya hua..?

Anaa-Tum theek ho?? Phones and texts kaa reply nahi kar rahe ho tum..

Main-ye toh puraana hai sab you know main phones or messages par bahot Kam dhyaan deta hun uppar se abhi bed rest par tha toh use nahi kiya phone..

Anaa-Maine Anjali ji k pass call kiya toh unse clear hua ki Gudla mein woh Mla kya plan kar rahi thi.. That was scary..

Main-Indeed it was.. She was basically trying to kill your dad..

Anaa-Lekin kyun?? Mere papa ne unka kya bigaada tha...

Main-Politics Anaa isme koi naa koi kissi naa kissi kaa kuch naa kuch bigaad he leta hai tum dhyaan naa diya karo.. Waise bhi abhi sab clear hai she is dead.. Your Dad is safe now..

Anaa-All thanks to you.. But seriously i am so angry at you right now.. Bina kuch bataae tum gayab hojaatey ho phone nahi uthaatey humaare liye tumne kitana sab kiya lekin humein thanks Bolne kaa mouka bhi naa diya.. I think you don't consider me as a friend...

Main - Ofcourse I do.. What do you mean I don't.. Aise he kissi k liye bodyguard thodi banke rahunga main.. Aise he kissi k liye apni life thodi naa danger mein daalunga... Ofcourse i consider you as a friend.. But let me tell you I don't think you consider me as a friend..

Anaa-Ofcourse I do..

Main-Naa... Karti toh aise questions he naa karti..

Anaa-Calm down.. Calm down gussa Matt karo.. .. I was just asking..

Main-No thanks...

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod thank god.. Main paglaa jaaunga iss Ladki k piche bhenchod.. Bahaana miltey he Kaat diya phone.. Uske baad maine kardiya silent.. Ab karti rahegi.. Gussa hone kaa naatak karta rahunga bc kam se kam phone toh nahi uthana padega..

Khair college 15 minute ki drive par tha main college pohancha toh gate par kaafi bheed thi nomination wagairaah chal rahe they lagta hai president K liye.. Alag alag naare lagaa rahe they students.. Kaafi parties k students they udhar bc.. Lekin parking kaa gate alag tha toh udhar bheed nahi thi issliye maine gaadi park ki or andar aaya... Toh andar utani bheed thi nahi kyunki supporters ko bahaar he rouka gaya tha... Main andar aaya toh saamne he ek hall mein mereko Mona dikh gayi..uske sath kaafi students ikka dukka aadmi or ladies bhi thi..

Ab yahaan se suru hona tha plan..

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Update-223(Hanu Mela)




Main seedha udhar gaya toh Mona ki Najar paddi meri taraf.. Woh hath joddke khaddi hogayi.. Main uske pass gaya..


Mona-parnaam sir..


Main-Parnaam..


Ye sun ek laundey ne mere pair chue main samjh gaya yahi Vivek tha.. Uske baad ek do or students ne pair chue mere..


Main-bus bus hogaya....haan toh Vivek kya situation hai.. Kaam tha tujhse..


Vivek-Aap bataaiye bhai Jaan Bhi haajir hai..


Main-Jaan nahi caahiye woh main khud leleta agar caahiye hoti toh.. Mereko president caahiye tu... Matlab election jeetna hai tujhe...


Vivek - Ussi koshish mein lage hain bhai..


Main-Koshish chutiya log kartey hain mujhe results caahiye.. Kitani parties hain...


Vivek - Ji main toh 2 he hain kaafi kaantey ki takkar hai bhai..


Mona-Jeet he jaaega Sir chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. 55-45 kaa scene hai..


Main-mujhe risk caahiye nahi 1% bhi tu 45% ki baat Kar rahi hai..


Vivek-Toh kya kiya jaaye bhai..


Main-Dusara kon hai..??


Vivek-Jai naam hai bhai Andar he hai nomination bharr raha hai.. Lower middle class kaa banda hai koi badi film nahi..


Main-ok..


Ye bolke maine saamne gate ko laat maari or andar enter hua... Andar college staff kaa ek Pannel or 5-6 male and female students bhi they..


Gate ki awaaj sun unlog ne mujhe dekha. Or bhenchod aajkal hawa itani hai ki logon ki gand fatt jaati hai mujhe ajeeb jagahon par dekh k.. Woh sablog khaddey hogaye..


Main-Jai kon hai??


Toh ek launda bola..


Jai-Mainnnn hun bhai..


Main - Tu president banega??


Jai-Ji bhai koshish toh hai..


Main-Rehndey nahi banega.. Vivek mera banda hai issliye befaltu paisa or time waste naa kar nomination page faad or nikal..


Jai-wwwoh bhai..


Main--Nikal..


Jai-Jji bhai..


Ye bolke woh uss seat se khadda hua or Vivek wahaan baitha.. Uske baad main staff se bola..


Main-Nomination ki last date aaj he hai iska nomination bharrtey he off kardena.. Or Agar koi nomination naa aae toh by default ye jeet jaaega..


Staff-Ji sir jaisa aap caahein...




Main-Chalta hun.. Have a good day everyone..


Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Students bc aise ghurr rahe they maano bhagwaan main he tha.. Mere sath sath Mona Vivek or Jai bhi bahaar aae..




Main - iss Jai k account mein itane paise bhejdena ki yelog lower middle class se easily nikal jaaein...




Mona-Sure sir..


Jai-Uski jarurat nahi hai sir main waise he hatt jaunga..


Main-Jarurat hai kaam kaa banda hai tu.. Paise lelena.. Or Haan Isko post bhi dena koi achi si college mein..


Vivek-Ji sir bahot bahot dhanywaad..


Ye bolke ussne mere pair chuwe...


Main-Dhyaan rahe koi befaltu bakchodi nahi karna tera naam kahin bhi aaya befaltu mein toh bahot maarunga.. Jab jarurat padegi tab kaam bataadunga tujhe..


Vivek-Ji jo aapki aagyaa...


Main-Shabbas..iss area ki local police kuch nahi kahegi tujhe..


Ye bolke main gaadi ki taraf aagaya toh Mona mere piche - 2 aai..


Mona-Bahot-2 Thank-you sir.. Ehsaan rahega aapka..


Main-Tere uppar bahot se ehsaan hogaye hain time aane par sab lelunga.. Abhi time nahi hai...


Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha or waapis college ki taraf aagaya... College Aaya gaadi Park ki or waapis aaya canteen ki side toh Sam Ravi or Rohit Bahaar he khadey they canteen k..


Main-Yo yo.


Rohit-Yo bc suna tune is baar K "Hanu Fair" Mein Humaare College ko host kaa Offer Milla hai...


Main-Wait " Hanu Mela "iss saal hai..??


Rohit-lo karlo baat..


Sam-Bhosdk gand marwaata rehta hai kya..


Ravi-Pehle bhenchod Fair k 2 maheeney pehle excited hone lag jaata tha ye ab bc bada aadmi hogaya yaad bhi naa Hai lawde ko..


Main-Abe nahi mujhe seriously nahi maalum tha.. What the fuck ye kaise miss kardiya maine...


Wait Wait Wait.. Ab aaya Important part Ye pata nahi kaise bhool gaya main..


Actually "Hanu Fair" aka "Hanu Mela" India k top 3 Fairs(Mele) mein se 1 hai.. Ye har 3 saal baad Haryana Mein Humaari City k MG (Mahatma Gandhi) Maidaan mein hota hai ye pure ek week chalta hai or iske first day kaafi saari activities hoti hain Like Haryanvi Cultural Activities, Dances, Plays, Singing, Heroic acts, Patriot Speeches, Hansya Kavi Samellan, Kheti Related Tips.... Wagairaah wagairaah.. Uske baad 6 din fair chalta hai... Pehle bc bahot jyada craze tha iss cheej kaa like wait kartey rehtey they kab aaega kab aaega... Or Jaisa ki Rohit ne bataaya iss baar Humaare college ko First day Host karne kaa Mouka Milla hai jo bahot badi baat hai.. Abhi gang k liye famous hone ki kaafi badi opportunity hai.. Maine bhi host kiya tha last time jab main school mein tha lekin woh keval issliye ki mere bhai Deva they or mujhe host karna tha ek baar unhone bola toh sab set hogaya.. Thats it.. 2 ghantey takk host kiya tha maine not gonna lie kaafi sahi tarah se kiya tha woh bhi..




Back To Present...


Main-Bc kab hai mela..




Rohit-2 weeks hain lagaale...


Main-toh bc Abhi gang ki toh gand fatt jaaegi preparation mein 2 weeks mein kaaeki preparation hogi...


Rohit - Bc wohlog 1 maheeney se lage hain.. Mujhe 3-4din pehle pata chala unko pehle se maalum Hai..


Main-Sahi hai bc..






Sam-Class chalega???


Main - Naa..




As I said earlier jab main kuch bhi nahi kar raha hota hun toh mera dimag side mein apne kaam par laga rehta hai kuch na kuch karta rehta hai basically woh khaali nahi baith shakta usse kuch naa kuch kartey rehna hota hai usko... Khaali baithega toh 1.0 ko mouka mill jaata hai. Or Abhi iss Mele (Fare) k reference se ek sath kaafi saare cases khul gaye mere dimag mein... Like kuch common c cheej nikal k aai Red John or uss Mele mein... Kya woh pata lagaana tha.. Kuch toh dekha tha maine...




Main-Abe ghar chalo I got something..


Ravi-Kya hua???


Main - Case related kuch Milla hai bahot important.. Mereko ghar Jaana Hai.. Lets go.


Humlog waapis gaadi mein aae or Aatey he Maine Anjali k pass call kiya..


Anjali-Yo boss..


Main-Mereko Saare Bandon ki case files caahiye jinko John k Bandon ne maara hai Humaare Yahaan ASAP...


Anjali - OK bhej rahi hun ek constable de jaaega.. Thoda time lagega..


Main-No problem...


Anjali-Kuch Milla hai kya..


Main-Haan confirm karke bataata..


Anjali-Sure bye.


Call disconnected...


Uske baad main apne he khayaalon mein kho gaya .. Shyaam 5 baje babhi aai mere room mein kaafi saari files leke...


Babhi-Tune mangwaaya tha ye sab..?


Main-Haan.. Thanks..


Babhi-Kya hai ye..?


Main-John case ki files hain..


Babhi-ohh i see...


Main-Suno agar main dinner k liye nahi aaun toh mera dinner rakh dena main baadmein khaa lunga disturb naa karein mujhe..


Babhi-ok..take care..


Ye bolke babhi chali gayi uske baad main Gaya bathroom mein subah nahaaya tha main lekin fresh feel karne k liye main firse nahaaya or fir ready hoke mind focus karke shyaam 6.30 baje maine Suru kiya files padhna saare cases ki files jo maine solve kiye woh bhi and jo nahi kiye woh bhi.. Mujhe kuch ajeeb laga tha mujhe maalum tha John mujhe 100% koi naa koi hint toh dena caah raha hai..kya hint??? Bus woh confirm karna tha.. Or Woh toh main karke rahunga..


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O bhai O bhai O bhai...
Koi alfaz hi ni bache h..
Bhai writing skill us level pe h ki har ke scene feel ho rha tha..

Sbse phle to bhai Anaa ka scene mtlb uska reaction dekh ke lg rha ki sayad aage bhut restriction ho.. Utna khoon dekh ke pagal huye ja rhi.. agr RJ ke time ka scene dekha hota to maybe behosh ho skti h..
Bt all depends on you bhai.. ki kaise portray kroge Anaa ko aage..

Ab chang ke btane ke baad jo hua that was fucking insane..

Phle to Devraj ki jo fatti bs Chang ko dekh usse hi lga agr khud Merchant aaye to sala khud hi mar jaye..??
Lekin flashback jo btaya ki itna khauf to kya hi btau isse lag rha ki Merchant of death kya h..
Ron jaise admi jitna dra usse lg rha ki kya h wo..
Brutality to alag level pe ja rha..
Samne wale ka dar hi Merchant ka khauf bta rha..
wo akela hi bade se bade assassins ke dil me khauf paida kr deta h to.. mtlb 3rd part kitna insane ho skta h.. kis level pe hoga.. ye andaaza bhi ni lga skte..
bhai you are awesome...

Freaking fucking awesome update..
Keep rocking bhai..
As always..
 
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Awesome story bhai .........
Maine yaha pe xossip pe ***** pe bahot stories padhi but ur writing skills are insane
Gajab thinking hai apki
Maine ye story ak saath padhi hai continues like in a day but ek bhi jagah bore nahi hua
Gajab bhai am loving ur story
I became fan of ur writing
Gajab bhai???
 
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Just wow Littlely wow no words fuck words. Lol he is just amazing dammm kya scene tha jo AP ne white balero lol kya chase kiya fuck . Aur to kya kach fodake panch mara. Dammm

Woh amazing then Nicki mam and ananya ka reaction khoon dekh ke wo AP ka reaction kuch bhi nahi hai upar se Ami ka reaction awesome gazab matalb "Boss stop moving your fricking hand" wow gazab aesi line bolegi to ananya doubt to hoga hi lol upar se ananya ko hath pakad ne bola wah suprb lol aur ananya ne kya kiya ulta dard badha diya kam karne ki jagah lol kya fadu lag rahi thi jab usako tumahara dard mehsus ho Raha tha

Yaha A.P 1.0 Chindi chor logo mar rela hai aur waha chang awesome kam kar raha hai jaise ki league walo A.P 2.0 Se dara diya lol haha they looks feared aur hoga bhi chahiye akhir A.P 2.0 ka alag hi swag hao.

Aur kya entry thi flash me wah fantastic lol kuch fight nahi karni padi just they feared as Merchant of death comes turant juk gaye lol co-leader ka jo dar tha wo dekh laga mano wo khud kuch bhi nahi hai.

Wo 3 tino bando ko kya mara hai lol aur Ron ne ek bat sahi boli league ,row ,Hod aur high command ayenge for AP 2.0 ke liye jab unko lagega ki wo unake upar hai ya unke upar rule kar raha hai

Over all. Update was it's awesome
 

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Mujhe 100% Lagta tha ki John mujhe hint deraha hai lekin uss time dots connect nahi horahi thi lekin abhi woh dots connect karni thi mujhe.. Maine sab cases ki files padhni suru ki.. Harr victim kaa past present future padha maine...or results bahot he shocking they.. Bahot shocking.. Maine figure out karliya tha John kaa mission kya hai.. Woh Hanu Mela Mein attack karne waala Tha.. Oh my god kitana chutiya tha main... Fuck pehle naa padh paaya.. India mein sabse jyaada log recent times mein yahin ikkatha hone waale they uppar se North India k kaafi Neta, Businessman's, yaa other popular log yahaan aane waale they Mele k inauguration par yaani first day par.. Oh my god i was so stupid.. Ab main yahaan takk kaise pohancha woh bataata hun... Actually Maine jab case solve kartey time sab victims ki files padhi thi toh mujhe kuch toh common laga tha ek aadh mein lekin uss time case solve karne k alaawa mujhe kuch naa matlab tha... Or Ab jab maine woh files padhi toh bc Sab clear hua un sab k bich kaa connection tha "Hanu Mela"... Kaise woh sab baadmein bataaUnga filhaal mujhe sab figure out karna tha.. Bas ye samjhlo ki jo bhi log abtak marre hain woh keval issliye marre hain kyunki John Mujhe hint dena caahta tha ki woh kya karne waala hai.. Actually uska mission tha kaise bhi Mele mein tabaahi machaana lekin woh sab itana easily nahi karna caahta tha issliye ussne start kiya logon ko maarna jinhe dekh North India mein hadkamp macha or news mujh takk pohanchi or main waapis aaya usse maalum tha main aaunga jarur aaunga.. Woh sab kuch ashaani se kar shakta tha ek jhatke mein Sab khatam... lekin usko takkar caahiye thi usko fun caahiye tha usko desperation caahiye thi usko uske level ki fight caahiye thi... Actually main aane waala nahi tha thode time or, seedha Sanjay Das k liye aata. Lekin aana padda.. Basically main aaya nahi leke aaya gaya tha.. Or 1.0 itana soft heart tha ki kuch log marre or woh aagaya yahaan jo John caahta tha wahi hua.... Lekin John ye bhoolgaya main kitana tej hun itana sab expect nahi kiya tha ussne ki harr Case mein uske log marrenge usse laga tha ki kam se kam ek aadh mein toh uske bandey bachenge lekin ye sab mein woh ye bhool gaya tha ki I am a fucking beast baby.. Jab maine finish kiya tab time 11.45 pm ho chuke they.. Maine ek lambi angdaai li or khadda ho he raha tha ki kissi ne gate knock kiya.. Or main samjh gaya ki ye bhai he ho shaktey hain kyunki ek baar jab maine boldiya ki mujhe disturb na karein agar uske baad koi mujhe disturb kar shakta Hai toh woh hain Deva Bhai..

Main-Khulla hai..

Gate jhatke se khulla and bhai enter hue unke dono hathon mein Khaane ki thaali thi even gate bhi laat se khola tha unhone...

Main-Wassup bro..

Deva-Aaja dinner karle..

Maine lights on ki bhai ne Khaana table par rakha toh bc pure room mein files faili hui thi.. Hum dono ne files uthaai or niche baithey Khaana leke..

Main-First of all i am so so sorry.. Second pehle aap sunaalo uske baad main bataata hun I got the biggest news ever..

Deva-Chup chaap Khaana khaa pehle..

Main-Sorry..

Ye bol woh bhi Khaana Khaane lage..

Deva-You know what I like about you..?

Main-kya..?

Deva-Tu agar kuch galat bhi karta hai toh woh sahi hojaata hai.. Ab ye mujhe pata nahi tera luck achaa hai yaa fir tu sab plan karke karta hai..

Main-dono hee kehl....

Deva-jab tujhe bolna hoga main bataadunga..

OH fuck! Lawde lag gaye bc.. Lekin ab kand kiya hai toh bhugatna padega he...

Deva-So ab hua kya ye batata hun tujhe main..sabse pehle toh jo kuch bhi hua woh nahi hona tha I don't care log kya kehtey hain woh hero maante hain tujhe iske liye lekin still main kehta hun ki ye jo sab hua ye hona nahi tha Atleast abhi toh nahi.. Mla koi raah chalta gunda nahi hai AP jo woh Marra or khel khatam I mean mla ko maar koi bhi shakta Hai lekin uske baad jo kand hotey hain woh maarne waale ko bich se faad detey hain... I know tune nahi maara usko lekin still killer tujhe he Maan lena galat nahi hoga.

Main-Ma..


Deva-Shut up.. Gusse mein tune galat decision liya that's it maanle isko... Tu gussa tha or tera gussa tere dimag se bhi uppar uthagaya jo main aajkal bahot jyaada dekh raha hun I mean I don't even know you anymore.. Pehle main tera harr step predict kar leta tha ki tu kya kar shakta Hai kya nahi.. Lekin ab tu kuch or he ban gaya hai basically tera gussa tujhe badal raha hai or tu tuche decisions leraha hai usme..ab yahaan achaa ye hua ki woh jo Mla marri naa usse naa toh humaari government passand karti thi naa he central government naa he log even media takk usse passand nahi karta tha issliye tu easily nikal gaya i am 100% sure ye tune already plan kar liya tha ki tu gudla se nikal jaaega in sab kaaranon ki wajah se.. Ab ye tera luck ho yaa planning issne bahot kuch bachaaliya... I know tu bahot smart hai tejj hai samajhdaar hai lekin kabhi bhi apne gusse ko apne dimag se uppar Matt aane dena it's bad it's very bad.. Main tera gussa dekh chuka hun pehle vertigo k time jo gussa tujhe aata tha woh bahot jyaada tha lekin abhi jo tera gussa hai iske saamne woh kuch bhi nahi tha you are on a whole another level.. I know tu 24×7 frustration mein rehta hai tu, jaanbujh k gussa hona caahta hai tu... Tu badal raha hai Daily .. Reason ek he hai "Gussa"... I don't know tera ilaaj kaise hua kya galati hui yaa kya precautions they usme yaa kya guidelines thi uski lekin kuch toh galat hua hai or mujhe nahi Jaanana kya hua kya nahi agar tujhe nahi Bataana toh lekin main keval itana kahunga gusse mein koi decision nahi lega tu or lega toh main teri koi help nahi karunga uppar se kaan k uppar 2 lagaaunga woh alag.. Khaana khaa mujhe kyaa dekh raha hai..

Main-Khaa toh liya..

Deva-Or khaa...

Ye bolke bhai ne apni Roti meri thaali mein daal di..

Deva-Abhi jo kuch hua ok hogaya so hogaya past ko yaad karke nahi rota main and you know that.. Lekin aage se dhyaan rakhega tu I trust you more then myself.. I know you are better then this shit.... I mean gussa he hai jo problem hai baaki sab theek hai.. Issliye gusse ko control karna seekh.. Dont be a bitch..

Main-I can't fucking stop it... How am I supposed to stop my anger.. I mean maine aapko dekha hai aap khud kaafi time control nahi kar paatey apna gussa toh how can i control myself.. Lekin still try karunga woh bhi issliye ki aapne kahaa hai.. And you know what I trust you more then myself... I know aap jo decisions loge woh meri bhalai k liye he hoga and I respect that I respect you for that.. And I love you for that..

Deva-That's like my boy.. Just remember you are AP an....

Main-And I can do everything...

Deva-Exactly.. Just keep calm...

Main-I'll try..

Lawda le de k ek gussa he bachta hai usko control naa karne waala main. Haan aage se kand chupp k jarur kar shakta hun...

Main-Ab main bataaun mujhe kya Milla??

Deva-Haan aisa kya milla jo tu Saara bhaashan absorb kar gaya...

Main-I found out John kya karne waala hai..

Deva-Kya..?

Main-Woh Mele Mein attack karega..

Ye sun bhai ka niwala unke munh mein he rukk gaya unhone aankhein faadke mujhe ghuraa..

Deva-what..?


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