Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Uss Kutte ko sulaake humlog aae aage maine Chang se Dusari dart gun Lee or hum un 4 guards k just peeche aae...

Main-Left 2 mere..

Chang-OK right waale 2 mere.. Wanna challenge me??

Main-OK..

Chang ne apni gun nikaali usase pehle maine dono Bandon ki gardan par darts daag di unko ek baar ko laga koi machar ne Kaata unhone hath lagaaya tabtak woh dono chairs se niche girr gaye... Tabtak Chang ne bhi dono ko ludkaa diya tha. 15 seconds mein woh 4on niche paddey they..

Chang-Damn you are still quick..

Main-I know... 2.0 mera aim nahi leke jaata apne sath..

Ye bolke hum aae gate khulla padda tha hum andar enter hue toh hall mein light on thi or sofas par 2 guard so rahe they.. Ek ko maine liya dusare ko Chang ne humne dart maari unke uppar or unka munh daba liya.. Wohlog jhatke se uthey chilaana caaha par chilaa nahi paae fadfadaae thoda bahot lekin kuch he seconds mein wohlog behosh hogaye..

Ab wahaan they 3 rooms... Single floor farmhouse tha ye..

Chang-(Aaram se) Konse room mein ho shakti hai safe??

Main-Hari k rook mein hogi or Hari yahaan kabhi kabhaar aata hai iska matlab jo room bahaar se locked hai usme honi caahiye...

Chang-Woh room bahaar se bandh hai... Locked hai lockpick karna padega..

Main-Jaldi... Main cover karta hun.

Ab wahan 3 rooms they jinmein se ek bahaar se locked tha matlab ab jo bhi tha woh baaki k 2 rooms mein he tha.. Issliye maine unpar guns taani or idhar Chang lock kholne laga... 60 seconds k andar ussne lock khol bhi diya humlog dabe paanv andar aae toh andar andhera tha full too.. Maine mobile light on ki toh as expected ye room khaali tha.. Ek king sized bed.. Ek Almirah,Cupboard wagairaah he they... Chang ne Almirah kholi toh usme safe nahi thi.. Cupboard wagairaah check kiya lekin safe nahi thi..


Chang-toh kahaan hai safe..??

Main-Bollywood movies naa dekhta kya?? Woh 3 paintings hain unmein se kissi ek k piche hai agar iss roon mein Hai toh...

Chang ne Pehli painting hataai toh kuch naa Milla lekin dusari k piche ek deewar mein built safe thi..Chang ne safe ko analyze kiya then bola.

Chang - Hojaaega kaam boss..

Ye bolke ussne apna bag khola or usme se gas cutter nikaala ek chota saa... Jo bahot jyaada effective rehta hai aisi situations mein..

Chang ne chasma lagaake safe kholna suru kiya jisase thodi sound hui ek baar tab mujhe kuch awaaj sunaai di bahaar se..

Main-Tu laga reh main dekhta hun..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya... Toh bahaar hall mein 3 bandey khadey they wohlog shayad rooms se awaaj sunke he aae they or abhi hall mein behonsh paddey logon ko dekh rahe they.. Nind mein unka mind process nahi kar paaraha tha itana tejj.. Lekin mereko turant dekha unhone toh maine pehle waale ko dart maari lekin tabtak dusare waale ne aake mereko dhakka maara jordar woh bhi main piche jaake ek kaanch ki table se takraaya bhenchod table tutt gayi or shayad kaanch meri elbow k pass jaake ghuss bhi gaya or uppar se hath se gun bhi gayi.. Fuckkkkkk... Main khadda hua toh mere saamne 2 bandey khadey they. Teesra behonsh ho chuka tha.

Aadmi-Sale tujhe pata hai kiske yahan chori karne ghussa hai..

Main - Haao Hari kaa ghar hai.. Jaldi kar humein Jaana bhi hai come on...

Ye sun woh attitude mein aage badha kyunki last dhakke k baad usse overconfidence hogaya tha.. Issliye jaise he mere close aaya woh or punch maarna caaha mujhe main jukha or ulta uski chin par diya ek punch jisase woh bokhlaaya or bam ek laat uski goti par di woh jukha tab ek knee di uske munh par woh niche girra toh girrtey he maine diya uski passliyon mein ek k baad ek kai saari laatein..woh dusara banda tab jaake hilla or mere uppar jhapta main piche hatta or jaise he woh or aage aaya maine diya uske munh par punch woh slow hua toh maine khadey khadey he uske pait mein laat di jisase uska balance bigda or woh piche ko hatta tab main bhaaga uski taraf or jump maarke double kick di uski chest mein jisase woh piche deewar se jaake takraaya or idhar main bhi niche girra lekin usase pehle utha main or usse paddey - 2 ko he ek k baad ek kai saari laat jadd di.. Jab dono niche they toh maine gun uthaai or dono ko dart daag di..

Main-Bhenchod 2.0 gaya toh kya matlab aise chutiyon se haar jaaunga main.. Fuck that..

Chang ussi time bahaar aaya..

Main-Waah badi jaldi aaya..

Chang--actually maine kar toh pehle he liya tha lekin main Tumhaari fight dekh raha tha utana bhi week nahi hai 1. 0..

Main - I am not weak bitch woh toh 2.0 k comparison mein weak lagta hun main.. Yaad rakh isase pehle bhi maine gand maari hai logon ki..

Chang-I am bored lets go now...

Hum bahaar aae toh lawn mein jaatey time un logon ki Rum ki bottle bhi uthaalee Chang Ne..

Main-Rum peeyega lawde subah k 5.00 baje??

Chang-I mean I am in a mood to celebrate uppar se tumhaare hath k liye bhi hai..


Main-Oh fuck kaanch...

Meri right elbow mein kaanch kaa tukada ghussa tha or khoon bhi kaafi aaraha tha.. Nayi shirt ki gand Marr gayi bhenchod maine jhatke se woh kaanch nikaala or Chang ne apna rumaal rum se bharke uske uppar lagaa diya bhenchod bahot jallan hui itani toh lagtey time naa hui thi... Khair hum lawn se hotey hue gate kholke bahaar aae.. Maine rumaal pakkadey rakha hath k pass.. Humlog Car mein aae toh Thodi derr baad bleeding rukk gayi...Ab yahaan se mereko Chang k ek contact k pass Jaana tha jisko ye pendrive denge leak karne k liye.. Usase pehle Chang ne woh apne lappy mein lagaai.. Humein kullu Jaan tha yahaan se jahaan Chang kaa contact tha jo 35-40 km k aas pass tha.. Lappy mein pendrive lag gayi password protected thi tuche type se jo Chang ne he khol Lee toh usme almost sabkuch tha like Hari k bahot saare kand they usme.. Murder, extortion, kidnappings, Illegal Land under his families name, or Bahot Saara kaala paisa mentioned tha usme.. Yaani ye Hari k career kaa last padaav hoga.Gaadi mein glass or cigarettes thi toh Chang ne 2 peg banaaliye ab Dard k chakkar mein maine bhi 3-4 peg maarliye or woh bottle faink di.. Raaste mein ek dhaabe par rukke Chang Paani wagairaah le aaya aaram se thande Paani se hath munh dhoke nind durr ki.. Mouthfreshner gaadi mein tha he woh liya bus badbu gayab... Humlog 6:30 baje exact address par pohanchey as jagah dhundane mein 1 ghanta laga Atleast.. Then maine Chang ko drop kiya wahaan or wahaan se turant nikal liya waapis.. Bc log uthne lage honge... Maine gaadi pel di bc nind bhi aarahi thi or suroor bhi horaha tha.. Theek thaak nasha tha.. Tab raaste mein phone aaya Sam kaa.. Bhenchod ye itani subah kaise uthaa..

Main-Haan??

Sam-Tu hai kahaan??

Main - Kaam Se Gaya tha on the way hun 20 minutes mein aagaya...

Sam- aisa kya kaam hogaya jo raat 2 baje gaya tu..
Bc Guards ne bataadiya hoga isse..

Main-Abe ek lead millrahi thi woh leli hai thodi der mein result aajaaega..

Sam-Tu bataake jaaya kar be.. Jaldi aa..

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Sam k pass 100% Nicki mam thi kyunki ussne gaali nahi di.. Or thodi der baad uska message aagaya "" bhosdk daru pee hai tune awaaj se he pehchaan gaya main juth naa bolna.. "lawde akele akele.." "

Ye bhenchod bahot ache se jaantey hain mujhe... Fuckk...

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Khair main hotel pohancha 7:45 par.. .. Gaadi park ki andar aane se pehle Chang kaa call aagaya...

Chang-Boss it's live. On TV.

Main-On tv itani jaldi??

Chang - Yep.. 7:15 baje leak kardiya tha abhi sab local news waale dikha rahe hain...


Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Letme see.. Tu line par reh..

Main-Aditi TV kidhar hai yahaan ??

Aditi-Dinning hall mein sir.. Aaiye...

Ye bol main uske sath sath aaya toh bhenchod gand Marr gayi kyunki dinning hall mein sablog breakfast kar rahe they college waale.. Nicki Mam Sam Ravi Rohit Anaa wagairaah Sab they wahaan bc...

Ravi--Waah bc waah.. Abhi aaraha hai..

Main-Remote kidhar hai??

Ravi - Remote naa Hai lawda hilaa Lee naa tu bhosdk mera..

Aditi-Sir remote..

Maine remote leke local news lagaai...


Sam-Kya kar raha haibe..??

Main-Bhenchod 2 minute toh chup raho munh fod dunga good news dekho saamne...

Ravi-Lawda jhant movie hai Good news..


Main-Teri gand aisi jagah se todunga main ki feviquick he kaam aaegi bus.. Operation wagairaah naa ho paaega... Saamne dekh..

Humein dekh Nicki mam bhi udhar aai.. Mere kaan par still Phone tha jisme Chang bolraha Tha..

Main--Millgaya mujhe I'll call you back..

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Saamne bc live chal raha tha documents dikhaa rahe they,full aag lagi thi.. Hari k kand ginaa rahe they.. Kya kya bol rahe they bc.. Sabki najar TV par he thi.. Hari k kand sab public ho chuke they or ye public information ab public takk pohanchegi toh ye public gand maarlegi sarkaar ki bc.. Interesting...

Sam-Ye kya kardiya be??


Main-Maine 2 ghanton mein ek businessman ko Himachal Pardesh kaa most wanted criminal bana diya..

Ravi-Oh my god.. This is insane.. What the hell. Ye toh gaya... Khatam hai bhai ab ye...

Main - Saamne dekh..

Fir unhone Hari vs meri fight dikhaai jisme mujhe bahot achaa dikhaya gaya or Hari toh chud he gaya tha toh mereko Hero banaadiya basically...

Main-Nice bc ye meri photo alag deni padegi Inko yahi chalaatey rehtey hain sab...

Rohit-This is insane..

Tab Mere pass aaya bhai kaa call...

Deva-Don't tell me ye tune kiya hai??

Main-Yep woh bhi akele yelog so rahe they..


Deva-AP this is fucking Great...this is insane gajab kardiya tune...

Main-yep.. Ab riots wagairaah suru ho he jaaenge apne aap bahot bure waale . Apne neta log ko bolo sympathy gain karein.. Isteefa he maanglein CM or ministry kaa seedha sabse pehle.. I don't give a fuck kon kon road par aaega... Iss hafte k andar sarkaar caahiye mujhe apni.. Mla bhaagenge sab ab..


Deva-Rishi Nikal gaya hai yahaan se chopper mein, aaj shyaam takk saare bhaagne waale mla apne pass honge. Bina kuch kiye he call aane lag gaye hain mere pass party se juddne k liye...Even Sab MLA's ko bhi pata hai ab sarkaar girregi kyunki Hari unka sabse bada supporter tha public k liye bhi cm kaa khass tha woh wahaan par.. Cm ne bahot baar publicly jaaheer kiya hai ye ki Hari uska turup kaa ikka hai..



Main-Brilliant Hari ko main dekhlunga ab..

Deva-Great Job AP...

Main-thanks.. I'll call you back...


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Ravi-Sarkaar??

Main-Apni hai...

Ravi-Oh hell yeah..

Humlog news dekh rahe they tabtak Nicki mam Riti mam or Anaa Mouni bhi wahaan aagaye..

Nicki-Don't tell me ye tune kiya hai??

Main-Yep...

Nicki-Oh my god.. You literally destroyed him..

Main-That's what I do..

Nicki - Ye hath mein kya laga??

Main - Kaanch laga tha abtoh theek hai..

Nicki - Saari Shirt laal hogayi hai teri oh my god..

Main-Hmm.. Listen aaj bahaar nahi jaa paaoge aaplog...

Nicki - Kyun??

Main-Abhi next 24 ghantey takk riots honge puri city mein issliye naa he jaaein toh behtar hai Aditi yahin kuch entertainment k liye karwaadey sabke liye.. Aaj toh bilkul nahi jaa paaoge Kal bhi shayad he jaa paao..

Nicki - Hmm.. Kya kar shaktey hain ab.. Chalo it's ok.. Bore naa hone caahiye bus..

Aditi-Hojaaega mam..

Sam-Koi issue he nahi hai boys k liye toh piche garden khaali padda hai bat or ball mangwaa do aise mosam mein woh log shyaam takk cricket kheltey rahenge...

Main-Oh Haan sachi yep ye karwaado girls kaa unse puchlo koi Movie dikhaao auditorium mein yaa koi Magician wagairaah bulaa do.. Yaa fir koi or activity bahot options hain..

Aditi-Hojaaega sir...

Main-Perfect.. Main jaa raha hun ab sone puri raat se nahi soya tha..


Nicki-Good Night..

Main-Night..

Ye bolke main unke pass se nikala toh Anaa mere piche piche aai..main lift mein aaya toh mere sath lift mein aai woh.. Lift mein bus hum 2 he they filhaal...

Anaa-AP why so much risk?? Haalat dekho apni itana khoon??

Main-This is normal day to day routine.. Jaisa maine pehle kahaa tha Yahi karta hun main life mein or yahi aata hai mujhe.. Or ab jo kuch hain humlog he hain or humlog kuch nahi karenge toh issues honge bahot jyaada abhi main akela hurt hua hun fir bahot log hurt honge issliye kuch toh karna padega Anaa..

Anaa-Still why you??

Main-Because I am the one.. I have abilities to help people so I do help them... Agar kuch galat mere saamne horaha hai toh woh galat khatam hoga bhalle he usse khatam karne k liye mereko usase 4 gunna jyaada galat hona paddey main hojaaunga no issue..

Anaa-Dard horaha hai???

Main-Naa ek baar hua tha bus..

Anaa-Akele kyun gaye they??

Main-Bandey ne akele he milne bulaaya tha toh akele he gaya..

Anaa - Tumhe kuch hojaata toh??

Main - Madam "AP" Ye 2 words banaane mein bahot jyaada time or mehnat lagi hai agar aise he kuch hogaya toh kya faayda bhalla mera or in 2 words kaa issliye don't worry mujhe kuch nahi hone waala... Specially jabtak tum ho mere sath...

Ye sun woh mere Galle se lag gayi.. Or apne honth mere honthon se milla diye.. Acha hua mouthfreshner le liya tha warna isse bhi nasha hojaata bc.. . Uske grama honth mere honthon par padhtey he bc sursuri doud gayi sareer mein woh scene he alag tha bc ufff.. Lift mein bandh hum 2 waah.. Uski tongue mere munh mein enter hona caah rahi thi maine munh khola toh uski gulaab k fool jaisi jubaan mere munh mein ghum rahi thi.. Waah kya maahool tha.. I was literally enjoying every second of it.. That was so hot... Lekin iss scene ki gand marri jab lift rukki 5th floor par hum dono alag hue toh saamne 2 Maids khaddi thi..

Maid1-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Maid-Kaafi acha laga aapko yahaan dekh kar..

Main-Same.. Subah subah cleaning..

Maid-Ji Sir Ek baar subah then shyaam ko 2 time cleaning hoti hai..


Main-Great Job..

Maid-Thank-you sir..

Uske baad main apne room ki taraf aaya or Anaa niche chali gayi waapis.. Room mein aake pehle toh main garam Paani se naahaya blood wagairaah saaf kiya kaanch kaafi sahi laga tha not gonna lie.... Hmmm ab 2 kaam Hari ko tapkaana hai then Sarkaar banaani hai.. Jo jaldi karna hai bc no time to waste..

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Nahaake maine hath mein patti ki then so gaya bhayaanak nind aarahi thi bc pucho Matt puri raat kutton ki tarah nikali thi..Issliye turant so gaya main Ab uske baad meri aankh khulli door knocking ki sound se.. Bhenchod ab kon door knock kar raha hai Sam wagairaah k pass toh dusara key card hai toh kon aagaya.. . Main utha time dekha toh 3.00 baje they dopehar k..

"Room Cleaning"..


Bhenchod Inko bhi abhi aana tha mast nind leraha tha main.. Ek baar toh socha doobara so jaaun then maine socha fir raat ko lawda nind aaegi bahot so liya 6 ghantey k aas pass issliye main utha door k pass aaya unlock kiya or unlock kartey time he mere dimag mein ek baat strike ki.. Bc un maids ne bola tha ki Subah shyaam he cleaning hoti hai toh ye abhi kyun.. Oh fuck.. Main samjh gaya ki ye koi or hai...issliye kholtey he bandh karna caaha gate maine lekin Dusari taraf se 3 Bandon ne dhakka maara gate ko jisase main piche jaake girra or wohlog enter hue 7 bandey they woh or 7on k pass Rod chaaku or dandey they... Or main baat 7 k 7 hattey kattey they bhenchod.. Unmein se 3 andar enter hue or mere niche girre hone kaa faayda uthaana caaha unhone.. Rod se maarna caah mujhe toh main khisak k ek side hatta or then khadda hua pehle waale ko laat maari jisase woh piche hatta or baaki 2 k saamne aagaya mouka dekh main gate ki taraf bhaaga jahaan se baaki k bandey andar aarahe they unhone danda maarna caaha main jukh k skid hota hua gate se bahaar aaya or bahaar aatey he bhaaga.. Yahaan fight nahi kar shakta tha main inhe ek toh jagah kam thi uppar se yelog jyaada they uppar se sabke pass weapons they uppar se yelog hattey kattey they uppar se main injured tha... Issliye bahaar nikalte he bhaaga main... Mangal wagairaah kaa room kidhar hai?? Second floor par hai Ami kaa room uske bagal waala hai Mangal or Abeer kaa... Issliye bahaar nikalte he main seedha seedhiyon ki taraf bhaaga... Wohlog mere piche they main stairs par jump maarta hua floor by floor niche aaraha tha main... Speed meri jyaada thi unse issliye gap tha thoda or jaise he mainsecond floor par aaya udhar first room he Ami kaa tha maine jaatey he gate par laat mukke maarne Surru kardiye..


Main-Ami helpppp.. Hellppppp. Ami...

Andar se koi awaaj nahi aai...


Main-I need help...

Main gand faad chilaayaa lekin still no response. Bhosdk niche dekh locked hai room lawde kaa response millega..

Main-Fuck you Ami fuck you...

Ye bol main bhaaga niche ki taraf bhenchod isko abhi bahaar Jaana tha. .. Wohlog bilkul close aagaye they issliye maine first floor se seedha jump lagaa diya niche or bhenchod gajab baat ye thi ki koi ek banda bhi naa dikha mujhe raaste mein.. I know keval students they yahaan par lekin unmein se bhi toh koi dikhe aaj toh trip par bhi nahi gaye honge toh kahaan gand marwaa rahe hain sab... Ab main niche kudda toh thoda balance Jaane k kaaran main girr padda or meri tutti ribs par kaafi pressure padda.. Lekin meri gand Tabb marri jab ek banda mere sath he kudd gaya niche..

Main-Bhen k lawde villain niche nahi kuddtey kabhi hero he kudd shakta Hai bhosdk movies naa dekhta kya.. Tujhe seedhiyon se aana tha gandu script nahi padha kya.

Aadmi-Kya???

Main-Teri Maa ki chut saale Pokémon. ...

Ye bol maine niche paddey - 2 uske thodey par laat di or turant khadda hoke bahaar ki taraf bhaaga bhenchod even guards or Receptionist takk nahi they bhai wahaan par issliye main bahaar nikala bhaagtey hue toh mereko reason pata chala sabke gaayaab hone kaa right side mein hotel lawn k last mein Helicopter khadda tha Rishi aaya hoga ofcourse jiske 4on taraf chutiye log ghumein paddey selfian le rahe they Tumhaari Maa ki chut.. Or idhar left mein londey cricket khel rahe they.. Haash...Ami bhi wahin thi cricket dekh rahi thi wahaan.. Nicki mam or Baaki ladkiyon k sath baithke..

Main-Oye Sam Help...

Ab Sam mere sabse close fielding kar raha tha ussne meri awaaj suni or woh meri taraf bhaaga...

Main-(Chilaake) Bhosdk mere pass kya aaraha hai baaki ko bulaa gandu.. Iron man hai bhosdk tu..

Ye sun woh rukka or Ravi wagairaah ko bulane lagaa Chilaake.. Iss bich Ek banda just mere close aagaya tha ussne piche se meri collar pakkadi ab mujhe rukkana padda or rukktey he maine uske hath ko diya jhatka jisase ussne collar chhoda or dusare hath se turant ek punch uske munh par diya and then left hand se ek or punch then thoda piche hattke maari ek kick uske lawde par.. Woh ghutano k uppar girra or girrtey he maine di uske munh k uppar kick woh bhi chappal pehne hue bhosdk k munh mein ghussed di chappal woh piche ki taraf lait gaya...

Main-Wassup bhosdk baap se....

Main dialogue complete kar paata usase pehle ek or banda wahaan aachuka tha or ussne maari meri chaati mein khadey - 2 he laat jo bahot bhayaanak lagi kuch seconds k liye toh hawa mein tha bc main or fir jaake piche girra kamar or chest dono jagah lagi bhenchod.. Niche girra toh dekha ki Ami abhi bhaagi wahan se ek bat uthaake meri taraf. .. Mere Girrtey he woh aage badha mereko lohe ki rod maarne kaa try kiya ussne lekin main ludak gaya Dusari taraf jisase uski rod niche lagi bhenchod sir Parr lagti toh insta death thi meri.. Khair maarne k liye woh niche jukha tha toh maine paddey paddey he uske munh par di laat jisase woh thoda saa piche hatta or main jump maarke uthaa or fir bhaaga aage ki taraf... Udhar se Ami bhaagi aarahi thi meri taraf.. Gand fatt gayi thi bhaag-2 k bhenchod.. Issliye jaise he Ami mere close aai main rukk gaya or piche mudda toh woh banda just mere piche tha ussne mereko maarne k liye rod uthaai main hilla bhi nahi kyunki meri calculation or Ami ki speed k hissab se woh iss bandey ko bich mein he roukk legi...Or Agar mujhe lagi toh main yahin Marr jaaunga itana trust tha mereko Ami k uppar.. I can put my life on line for her anytime anywhere and anyway...

Toh ussne mereko maarne ko rod uthaai he thi ki Mere side se jump maarti hui Ami gayi aage or hawa mein uthey-2 he bat diya uss bandey k bilkul sir k bichon bich woh bhi bahot bhayaanak Coma mein gaya ye toh yaa Marr bhi jaae... Woh bandey k hath se rod niche girri then khud girra niche munh k ball.. Woh naa hilaa.. Ami bhi niche girri then khaddi hui ab ye scene dekh baaki k 7 bandey wahin k wahin rukk gaye.. Ami aai middle mein.. Ek taraf saamne woh 7 local sadakchaap Gundey or saamne Martial arts mein trained Ami.. Unke pass bhi hathyaar Ami k pass bhi hathyaar... Main help nahi karne waala Tha kyunki Ami ne bahot din se kissiko nahi foda hai toh uske andar ki frustration maine pehle bandey par he dekh Lee or frustration nikalwaana jaruri Hai..

Main-Break all there bones i dont give a fuck how bad you hit them.. Holy fuck I am tired..

Ami-Oh Don't you worry boss I got you..

Ami ne bat rakha niche apne baal piche set kiye apni slippers nikaali.. And then uthaaya bat.. Woh sab ghurrein ab usse.. Unhe laga ye kya scene hai ladki woh bhi aise.. Naa naa..

Main aaya piche kyunki piche se Nicki mam wagairaah Sab aarahi thi or Nicki mam k pass Paani ki bottle thi jo mereko caahiye thi.. Issliye maine bhaagke bottle cheeni unse.. Or Paani peene laga. Galla sukh gaya bhenchod...

Nicki-Tu theek hai?? Kon hai ye log??

Main-I don't know ache log nahi hain itana sure hun main.. Mereko foddne waale they yelog..

Nicki-What??

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-You ok AP..

Main-Yep i am fine..

Sam-Lag toh nahi raha..

Main-Sans chadd gaye be.. Koi naa Milla niche takk kuddtey hue aaya hun niche uppar se tu Rambo banke meri taraf kyun Bhaag raha tha bc Iron man hai tu.. Dusaron ko bulaana hota hai..

Sam-Main dekhleta be akela..

Main-Aji Haan..

Anaa-Toh jaake Ami ki help nahi karoge tumlog??

Nicki-Help ki jarurat Ami ko nahi un sabko paddney waali hai ab.

Ravi-Yep.. Tumlog enjoy the show. Tabtak Ambulance bulaa leta hun main..

Rohit-Kamjor dil waale iss scene ko naa dekhein warna achaa nahi hoga..

Ashish - Ye easily fod degi inhe... Humaare wahan 10 guards ko akela leta diya tha issne woh bhi bina touch hue.

Sam-Lets go Ami..

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Update-283(Ami-2)



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Ab Hui fight suru wohlog 7 they Ami akeli ab woh londey ladki dekh k overconfidence mein aaye or aage aane mein hichkichaane lage... Aapas mein lage they wohlog "Arey main naa naa main naa jaaunga""Paap Lagega ladki k uppar hath uthaaega toh "" Main toh nahi jaaunga ".... Unka ye haal tha Lekin Ami nahi hichkichaai woh bhaagte hue aage badhi or sabse aage jo tha uske munh par bat diya usse react takk nahi karne diya itana jaldi sab hogaya woh banda dhadd se gira niche.. Ye dekh ek or ne apni rod ghumaai Ami jukh k bachi or niche baithey baithey he bat diya uske pait mein, lagtey he woh niche jukha or jukhtey He Ami ne diya bat uski chin par jo bhayaanak laga or woh piche ki taraf girra... Itane mein ek banda Ami k piche se aaya lekin Ami jhatke se palti or woh waar kar paata usase pehle bat diya uske ghutne par holy fuck katak ki sound aai bat takk tutt gaya woh.. Banda gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra or niche girrtey he Ami ne woh tutta hua bat diya uski ribs k uppar... Saari ribs gayi hongi uski or ribs Jaane mein kitana Dard hota hai ye mujhe ache se pata hai bc.. Ami ne niche se unhe ki rod uthaai bat ki jagah par ab bache 4 wohlog... Unmein se 2 ki gand fatt gayi baaki 2 hero bananey aae aage ek k pass chaaku dusara khaali hath tha.. Ami ne smart khelna theek samjha issliye jaise he woh pehle bande ne usse punch maarna caaha Ami ne Jaan bujh k uska punch khaaya jisase Chaaku waala banda rukka or jaise he uss bandey ne dusara punch maarna caaha Ami ne rod di uski khopdi mein.. Bhenchod uss waar k force se he niche jaake girra woh banda khopdi khull gayi aadhe se jyaada toh uski bc.. Fuck....ye dekh chaaku wala aaya harkat mein usne chaaku se waar kiya Ami ne rod se block kiya or dusare hath se jhatka diya uss bandey k hath ko jisase woh chaaku chuttke niche girra or Ami ne diya usse dhakka jisase woh piche hatta or Ami ne uthaaya chaaku.. Oh fuck..


Woh banda aage aaya lekin tabtak Ami chaaku uthaa chuki thi woh waar karta usase pehle Ami ne chaaku ghonp diya uske shoulder mein woh chilaaya Dard k maare...

Ami-Oh sorry my bad...

Ye bolke ussne jhatke se chaaku nikaal liya ab woh or chilaaya itani derr mein Ami ne chaaku ghonpa uski Dusari shoulder mein uski gand fatt gayi woh ghutano par aagaya apne... Chaaku Ami k hath mein tha toh ussne jukh k ek cut diya uski chest mein like puri chest min uski t shirt k uppar se woh bhi.. Agle he pall uski t-shirt laal hogayi woh bechaara chilaata hua piche jaake girra..ab last k 2 bandey bache woh thodey Young they like 22-23 k londey honge unki literally fattke 4 hogayi thi unhe samjh naa aaya ki kya horaha hai...


Ami-You 2 run i have one knife there are 2 of you.. I'll get one of you with this so pray and run..

Ladka-Hain???

Sam-Bhaago jitana tejj Bhaag shaktey ho ek fansega...

Ye suntey he woh dono turant bhaage maano wait he translation ki kar rahe hon woh.. Ab Ami ne pakkada Chaaku or fainka aage waale bandey ki tarah like bahot fast she is deadly at throwing knifes.. Woh Chaaku jaake ghussa uske kulhe par.. Woh bhi 90% ghuss gaya woh banda seedha wahin k wahin apne ghutano par baith gaya or dusara banda uske liye rukka takk nahi woh seedha Bhaag gaya or hotel paar kar gaya.. Tabtak Ambulance bhi aagayi jo Ravi ne bulaa Lee thi.

Main-Chill..

Ami-Itani jaldi.. I want some more fun..

Main-They are just hired goons ye log ki aukaat itane ki he hai..

Ami - Please...

Main-No.. Lets clear out guys Ambulance ko aane do...

Humlog wahaan se side hattey or Ambulance legayi unki bodies police case humein caahiye tha nahi so koi issue naa hoga .. Ab londey waapis cricket khelne lage turant bc aisa mousam bahot Kam milta hai unhe khelne k liye.. Main Ami Nicki mam Rohit Ravi Anaa or baaki Ladkiyaan baithey they ghaas mein Rohit Ravi Batting side they..

Main-Rishi ko call kar toh... Mera phone room mein padda hai.

Rohit-Ye le.

Rishi - Haan Rohit..

Main-Main hun be.

Rishi - Ji sir.

Main - Kya situation hai.

Rishi-20 minute mein sarkaar girrwa raha hun tu aaraha hai??

Main-What the hell itnai jaldi??

Rishi-Yep.. 13 MLas caahiye they 5 ne pehle he bhai k pass call karke confirm kardiya tha 15 mere saamne baithey hain abhi total 42 seats hain apne pas filhaal, 22 pehle se thi 20 abhi ki.. 42 k 42 mere saamne baithey hain or bhi hain line mein lekin woh apni party k laayak nahi hain toh unko standby par rakha hai.. Ye sarkaar tabhi over hogayi thi jab Hari k kand public hue ye sarkaar publicly Hari k uppar he chal rahi thi log Pagla rahe hain CM or baaki ministers k ghar k bahaar baithey hain dharrne leke or uppar se unke party headoffice mein Todd fodd bhi kari hai kaafi..

Main - Perfect.. Aage kaa kya plan hai??


Rishi-Abhi governor se milne jaa raha hun 42 k 42 MLas sath leke woh bhi live proof dunga usse... Uske baad next kuch din mein Apne CM ko shapath dilwaadenge yelog then done.. Himachal apna...

Main-Gajab...

Rishi-Naa bc tu gajab. Tune 1 ghantey mein ek puri state ki sarkaar girwaadi..

Main-Sarkaar tune girwaai maine bus formality puri ki hain..

Rishi-Aji Haan... Tu aaraha hai kya abhi??.

Main-Dekhta hun... Bataadunga thodi derr mein.. Kahaan ho tumlog ??

Rishi-Abhi toh party headoffice hain fir governor k pass jaa rahe hain ...

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Kya hua??

Main-Sarkaar girr rahi hai chalega dekhne??

Rohit - What the hell itani jaldi....

Main-Rishi hai after all woh...

Rohit-Ye bhi hai..

Nicki--Wait wait wait.. Himachal ki sarkaar girrane k liye Rishi aaya hai yahaan?? Oh my god tabhi main sochun iske pass itana time kahaan se aagaya.. Oh my god, matlab Rishi sarkaar banaane aaya hai yahaan...

Main-Yep..

Nicki-Tumlog kissi ko baksh bhi doge yaa nahi.. This is insane.. Itani jaldi kaise..

Main-Wohlog Hari k kandhe par sarkaar chala rahe they Hari girra Sarkaar girri or aisa mouka Rishi chhod de ye ho nahi shakta.

Nicki-Nice Trip par aaya tha Sarkaar giraake jaaraha hai.. Nice one..

Ravi-Lol..

Rohit - AP chalega udhar??

Main - Mera Mood Toh hai nahi bheed hogi bahot yaar..

Ravi-Same Rehneydetey hain...


Main-Kya score chal raha hai??


Ravi- 130-5 in 13.3 overs.. 9 balls mein 10 runs caahiye humein..

Main-Last over kiska hai??

Ravi-Sam kaa..

Main-Haar rahe ho fir toh tum..

Ravi-Bc 5 wickets in hand hain..

Main-Abe ye dono mein se koi saa bat takk na touch karne waala Sam k over mein or out inhe woh karega nahi agar iss over ki 3 balls mein kam se kam 7 runs banaadein yelog toh jeet jaaoge tum.. Last over mein 2 run bhi naa banenge..



Ravi-Darra Matt be..

Main-Yahi hoga dekhliyo..

Main 5 minute rukka wahaan or wahi hua un 3 balls par 5 runs aae last over mein 5 runs caahiye they Sam ne bouncer or Yorkers maar maar k paglaa diya 2 run bane over mein or haar gaye Ravi and team..

Ravi-Kaali jubaan tu sota hua he theek tha.

Main-Hello... meri galti nahi hai teri team waale bat naa touch kar shaktey bol ko...

Match khatam hua Sam wagairaah udhar aae..

Ravi-Last match hai khelega?? 4-4 series hai...

Main-Kiski side??

Sam-Humaare mein ek banda kam hai humaare side he khel..

Ravi-Oh hell no humaare 2 bandey lele..

Sam-Deal kya thi?? Jo bhi banda aaega woh humaari side hoga.. Ab chup reh or fielding kar..

Ravi-This is cheating..

Sam-Shut up..

Main-Suno 10 over kaa match hai usase lamba khelne ki himatt naa Hai Meri.

Ravi-10 over is what we need 10 over mein tumhari saari team ludak jaegi.. Dekhta jaa..

Main-Pehla over deta hun out karlena warna bahot jyaada maarunga..

Ravi-I know.. Chalo re..

Ravi ki team mein they Rohit, Lucky, Abhi, Ashish or Abhi gang k kuch bandey yaani full star studded team thi unki humaari side they Sam Shubham or Shubham ki gang k kuch bandey..

Nicki-Noice.. The AP show.

Main - Yo.. Agar first 6 balls mein out hojaaun toh theek warna the AP show for you..

Riti-Let's go. Humlog team switch kar rahe hain Abhi tak Ravi ki side they ab tumhaari side.

Main-I know I know..

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