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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Fantastic update bro
Just as expected from AP
I think
He will make juice out of those people who were wanting to fuck with him and his family
Let's see how will he squeeze them
Cause they did a big mess over a little thing
And wasted huge time
Waiting for next
Don't be late
 
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Update-43(The Entry)



Main-sab theek hain main aaj subah ghar aaya hun kuch misunderstandings k bich mein ek scene hogaya tha isliye gayab hogaye they..

Deva-kya scene kya misunderstanding kahaan gayab...

Main-ok here is the scene pehle baat suno agar hyper hoke react kiya toh main turant phone Kaat dunga or abhi jiss mission par jaarahe hain uske baare mein bhi nahi bataaUnga...

Deva-bata de jaldi...

Main-hua yun ki....

Maine unko thakur log ki kartutein bataai...

Deva-Bhenchod hain kon ye thakur.. JO BHI Ho bus naam maalum haina unka shyaam takk dhundlenge saale jaayenge kahaan...

Main-hyper naa honeka warna main phone Kaat raha...

Deva-abe sun sun... Bahot pitega dekh tu...

Main-mera mission hai main lead kar raha hun or apni team mein ye rule hai jo lead Karega wahi sab decide Karega...

Deva-haan Haan pata hai maine he banaaya tha... Kahaan jaarahe ho tumlog...?

Main-uss thakur k gharr...

Deva - what the fuck are you nuts... Kya kar raha hai...?

Fir maine unko meri or Archana waali baat bataai...



Deva-tu ek kaam Kar tu rukkjaa Main unke yahaan jaake maafi Maang k aata hun... Meri maafi He toh caahiye unko...

Main-Ahahahahah chutiya samjha hai kya aapki maafi matlab unka khel khatam aise nahi chalega...

Deva-abe lawda Hai kya bilkul he.. Maafi maangein ab unse... Galati unki maafi main maangun...

Main-aapko nahi maanagana kuch bhi... Main babhi jaanwar or meenu jaarele hain... Hum sambhaal lenge...

Deva-ye theek nahi kar raha tu dekhle main abhi nikal raha hun meerut se... Seedha yamunanagar he aaenge...

Main- aajaao aaram se lekin matter main sultaaunga...

Deva-abe caahta kya hai tu...

Main-woh Shaadi shanti se hojaani caahiye wahaan sabke saamne mujhe koi scene nahi caahiye... Agar hua toh fir main chhodne waala nahi aapko...

Deva-ok... Agreed... Or kuch...

Main-Main kahunga wahi hoga...

Deva-humessa se wahi hota aaya hai naya kya hai...

Main-exactly....

Deva-lekin sabak jarur seekhaya jaaega...

Main-in a gentle way...

Deva-Gentle way my foot...

Main-bye bhai... Humlog pohanchrahe 1.5-2 hours mein...

Deva-utana time he humein lagega almost..

Main-Anjali wagairaah ko sath he leke aaoge...

Deva-haan raaste mein he hain wohlog...

Main-unlog ko pura scene bataadena...

Deva-sure... Sambhallke...

Call disconnected...

Babhi-kya hua...?

Main-all good gajab I am so good..

Babhi-shabbas...

Humlog 9:45 par yamunanagar pohanchey ab aage gaon ki side Jaana tha ab driving seat par main aaya pehle toh raasta puchke Maine woh road dhunda jo gaon ki side jaata hai woh jaldi he milgaya ab aage kaa raasta mujhe maalum tha... Bichmein construction thi baaki road theek tha isliye maine yahaan se he bhagaali gaadi..

Babhi-Holy shit... Abe pohanchenge he nahi toh kaise maafi maangenge aaram se chala...

Abeer-isiliye drive naa karne deta isko main... What the fuck single lane per side haibe marwaaega kya...

Babhi-ab bolega bhi nahi ye...

Abeer-haao iska dhyann hatt jaaega fir paglait kahin kaa..

Main-bologe toh marroge mera dhyaan nahi hattna caahiye...

Maine wahaan 120 par chalaai gaadi bc rr kaa koi jawaab he nahi gajab... 20 km toh 10-12 minutes mein cross kardiye... Fir aage 4-5 kms underconstruction part hai toh bc 20-25 pAR gaadi chali rukana bhi pada kill milake 10:30 takk humlog uss road se bahaar aagaye or fir Maine bhagai car ekdum faadu.. Jaldi he cross karliya woh road aage woh bus stop aaya jahaan se maine sehar k liye bus Lee thi... Wahan se fir aage gaon mein enter kar gaya...

Bc paidal tha tab kitani derr lagrahi thi cross hone mein ab seconds mein jaaraha Sabkuch thodi derr baad Babhi k phone par rohit kaa call aaya abeer ne uthaaya... Baat ki or bataaya ki 15 - 20 minutes mein pohanchrahe...

Abeer-Abe udhar scene suru bhi hogaya hai... Budhau bolraha ladke waalon ko ki Ye log (Rohit and all) maafi maangenge galati inki thi..

Main-bus 10 minutes...

Atlast humlog thakur k gaon mein entry kar gaye haweli durr se he najar aagayi ekdum chakka chakk sajaai thi haweli...

Main-So guys kaisi entry caahiye Swagger yaa normal...

Abeer-normal he rehndey humein...

Main-ok as you say Swagger he millegi aaplogon ko...

Babhi-oh shit..

Haweli kaa main gate khulla tha kyunki cars wagairaah ki parking andar he thi maine bhagaake seedha andar ghussa di bc un checking waalon ki gandiya fatt gayi or sathmein jo mehmaan wagairaah they un sabki bhi bc aunty log toh chilaane lagi... Left side mein mandap wagairaah tha toh maine gaadi udhar he utaar di or lawn mein chalane laga...

Abeer-what the fuck...

Babhi-Abe garden hai ye...

Log baag bc aankhein faade humari taraf dekhrele they... Maine mandap se just thodi si durr car rokki... Wahaan mandap k pass thakur family khaddi thi waah bc chutiya beshak hon sab lekin kapdey wapdey badhiya pehne they... Unke alaawa 4-5 log Orr bhi they udhar jinke Sath unki convo chal rahi thi i guess ye ladke waale honge or unke side mein Rohit wagairaah they...

Maine gaadi rokki...

Main-let's go guys... Mera scene hone k baad uttarana.. Or scene pura Swagger type he hona caahiye ek dum full hawa...

Abeer-hawa aise hogi bhabhiji ki maafi ki jarurat nahi padegi...

Babhi-tumlog ko maalum haina I hate show off..

Main-ek baar mein kuch nahi jaata..

Sabse pehle main he uttara or bc mujhe dekhtey he wohlog solid chownkey...

Main-Wassup everyone...

Rohit-jabar entry bhai...

Ravi-ye last mein skid waala scene Mast Tha...

Sam-Zehar entry bhai..

Main-maanta hai ki nahi...

Bc achi khaasi tareef horahi thi ki ek chutiya 29-30 age kaa chudaap saa aadmi meri taraf aaya... Kapdey wapdey theek pehne they...


Aadmi-oho ho aaiye aaiye janaab yahi hai AP main gunehgaar iss sabka..

Main-tu kon be...

Aadmi-hum hain Baljeet Singh MLA hain yahaan k...


Main - oho ho toh aap hain iss scene k main writer.. Ye part tumhaara he likha hua toh hai... Kya likhtey hai be tu gajab...

Tabhi gaadi kaa gate khulla or Abeer uttara....

US MLA ne mere side mein se usko dekha or ek baarko uska pura sareer kaanp sa gaya... Sursuri si aagayi uske sarer mein... .log baag bc ab bhi munh faade humari taraf dekh rahe they..woh MLA bechara jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya .. Lekin Abeer ne uski taraf dhyaan naa diya.. Or usne gate khola jismein se babhi niche aai or dusri taraf se meenu... Ab bechaare MLA ko jagah naa Mille piche hattne ko.. Usko laga deva bhai bhi honge... Babhi or abeer mere bagal mein aagaye.. Thakur and family bhi shocked surprised and confused thi.. Log baag kuch humein jaantey they baaki nahi toh wahaan mixed expressions they...

Baljeet-p. P. Parnaam babhi ji...

Ye bolke woh hath joddke aage badha... Lekin usase pehle uske saamne abeer aagaya...

Abeer-durr se durr se he baat Kar..

Baljeet-Parnaam abeer bhai..

Abeer - theek ab piche ko hatt khisak..

Uske side hotey he babhi aage badhi or seedha jaake Sam Ravi ami or rohit k Galle milli..

Babhi-Ashish Ajit theek ho tumlog...

Ashish - Ji Madam... I mean ji bhabhiji..

Thakur bechara bus dekh raha tha aankhein faade uske munh se kuch naa nikal raha tha..

Humlog bhi babhi k pass he chale gaye sablog ek sath khadey they sabse aage babhi as our leader...

Tab Archana Ji aage aai...

Archana-Ji namastey...

Babhi-namaskar...

Wajir-aaiye sab andar aajaiye...

Abeer-oye hatt.. Tumlog durr se baat Karo naa itana close aane ki jarurat nahi hai...

Babhi-toh kon hain Thakur Dev Singh...

Main-Baldev Singh...

Babhi-sorry wahi..

Archana - ji ye hain humaare pitaji.. Aaiye sablog andar aake baat kartey hain...

Babhi-OK..

Hum sablog mehmaano k bich se andar aagaye... Full thakur family woh MLA and ladke waale... Uske alaawa andar jo tha unko bahaar bhejdiya gaya...

Archana - aaiye baithiye aaplog...

Babhi sofa par baithgayi or humlog unke piche bodyguard ki tarah khadey hogaye bc kya epic scene tha...

Archana-aaplog bhi baithiye...

Abeer-we are good...

Babhi- unke saamne waale sofa par Thakur woh MLA Vinay or Arjun baithey or baaki thakur family or ladke waale side mein ladke waalon kaa head woh MLA he Tha baaki ladke k mom dad sareef se he lage mereko...

Thakur - Ji Parnaam...

Babhi-Parnaam thakur sahaab...

Thakur - J. Ji pehle toh main pure thakur khandaan ki taraf se maafi caahunga....


Babhi-khaandaan ko bichmein naa laaiye ye log ne kuch nahi kiya karne waale 4 he they jaisa mujhe bataaya gaya uske hissab se... ek aap khud no. 2 ye Ladka...

Main-Vinay..

Babhi-ek woh aadmi jo bahaar bolraha Tha andar chalke baat kartey hain...

Main-ye Wajir naam hai iska shakal kaa naa surat kaa...

Babhi-no. 4 MLA sahaab...

Baljeet-ji ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...



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Dhaasu solid and fadu entry bc bilkul AP style ghana maza aa gaya. Re pehlay to bada fudak raha thaa yah MLA sa ab abeer n bhabhi ko dekh kar kyu pighal li kya mom ki thee?
Ab puray AP rang me aa gaye ho aap. Maza aa raha hain pichli kuch updates se solid chal rakhi hain.
 

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Update-44(Bhai's Way)



Baljeet-ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...


Babhi-sabko pata hai aaplog ne kya kiya kya nahi kiya woh decide karna yaa uspar baat karna mera kaam nahi hai woh Mere husband sambhaalenge thodi derr mein aake woh unka kaam Hai... Mera kaam Hai yahaan jo humari misunderstandings thi unko clear karna...Ladke k Mom-dad kon hain...

Ispar ek aadmi saamne aake bola 45-46 ki age kaa hoga...

Aadmi-Ji main ladke kaa Pita hun Krishan Chaudhary... Or ye meri dharam patni Sujaata devi...

Babhi-toh meri baat aapse hai or ladki k maata pita se jo aap hain...

Arjun and Archana-ji...

Babhi-dekhiye first of all main clear kardun aapki beti k sath inmein se kissi kaa koi bhi relation naa toh hai naa he Tha or naa he hoga... Secondly humein iss Shaadi se koi bhi problem nahi hai or naa he hogi humaara kuch bhi nahi jaata isme balki bahot achi baat hai kissi beti ki Shaadi dhum dhaam se ho.. Isliye humari taraf se iss Shaadi ko Haan hai khussi khussi...

Krishan-ji bus yahi sunana tha humein hum chotey log befaltu mein nahi caahtey they ki humaara koi kaam aaplogon ko dikkat de... Isliye bus confirmation k liye aapko aana padda...

Babhi-ab koi maafi wagairaah bhi caahiye...

Krishan-kyun chotey loggon se majaak kartey ho madam ji... Aap se maafi mangwaake uppar waale ko kya munh dikhaaenge....

Babhi-Archana aapko kuch or sunana hai...? Koi sawaal...

Arjun-are nahi nahi nahi madam ji.. Humein toh koi pareshaani hai he nahi aap humaare yahaan aae bus Bhaag khulla gaye humaare...

Babhi- toh Shaadi pakki...??

Krishan-ji ji humari taraf se bilkul...

Archana - bus aap agar ladke or ladki ko ashirwaad dene takk rukkjaaein toh bahot aabhaari rahenge aapke...

Krishan - ji bahot sahi baat kahi...

Babhi-sure... Bus thoda jaldi karwaai ye....

Hum sablog bahaar aagaye dulhe ki car aagayi thi thakur and family sablog khuss hogaye they thakur awkward saa bana ghumraha tha or bhai ki entry baaki thi... Suna entry abhi baaki thi... Dulha mandap mein aaya pandit baitha hum sablog thoda piche khadey hogaye...

Ravi-babhi that was so cool...

Sam-seriously sabki fatt gayi thi...

Main-aakhir plan kiska tha...

Babhi-I hate show off but manana padega that shit was dope...

Abeer-lol...


Rasham wagairaah suru hogayi thi...

Bhabhi-Khaana kab khilaaenge yaar i am hungry AF...

Abeer-same...

Main-Inko bol naa re jaanwar ki ferrey baad mein karwaana pehle Khaana he lagwaado...


Babhi-lol..nahi re... Sharam karo...

Main-lambi chalegi ye Rasham toh...

Archana - ji aaiye aage aaiye aap he kaa ghar hai...

Babhi(aaram se) -humaare ghar mein jab caahe tab Khaana Khaaletey humlog...


Main-ahaha...

Sam-lol... Nice...

Humlog mandap k bilkul pass mein aagaye bc aage piche mehmaan log khadey they isliye hum dusari side jaake khadey hogaye jahaan log naa they...

Ladki ko bula liya gaya kritika jaake leke aai usko.. Bc kya mast lagreli thi woh... Kritika nahi be jyoti... Kritika toh Bola naa apne type ki hai he nahi...

Usko ladke k bagal mein baithayaa gaya.. Tabhi main gate se 3 gaadiyaan aai or gaadiyaan dekhtey he humlog lage chuppne...

Main-ye aaye bade bhaisahaab...

Babhi-sambhaal liyo bus tu...

Ab bheed fir lagi udhar dekhne even pandit bhi rukk gaya bhosdk ferre karwaa jaldi se...

Sabse pehle deva bhai uttare ab mehmaan log jo humein nahi jaantey they woh deva bhai ko toh jaantey he they isliye unke munh khulle k khulle rehgaye ki bc kya vip Shaadi Hai.. Bhai k alaawa Mangal, Rishi, Anjali, Rajat, Gupta ji, Jiya, Pooja, Deepak and Ajay uttare... Mandap waale log uthey ab thakur or uss mla ki gand fatti ki bhenchod ye kya hua...

Tabtak wohlog mandap ki taraf badhe... Or bilkul humaare bagal mein aake rukke...

Deva-are baitho baitho sab pehle Shaadi niptaao baaki main baad mein niptaata hun... Pandit ji suru kijiye...

Mla-bhai..

Deva-chup chaap baith be bola naa Shaadi hone de fir baat karenge...

Main-chalo chalo continue continue...

Sablog ko nervousness ne Gherra but pandit ne chaalu kiye mantar...

Piche se anjali ne mereko punch diya...

Main-offff. ... Ahem ahem... Wassup darling...

Anjali--AP the great kidnapped... Gajab...

Main - AP the great Escaped... Orr bhi gajab...

Anjali-AP the great helping his kidnappers... Orr bhi gajab...

Main-AP the great helping some good peoples... This one is the best... Waise you guyss failed... Mujhe dhund naa shake...

Anjali - dude you don't have any idea humlog ne kya kya kiya hai kahaan kahaan gaye hain kiss kiss ko uthaaya Hai...

Main-I know I know I can understand...

Anjali-Thakkk gayi yaar...

Main-chall kopche mein teri thakan dur karta hun...

Anjali-shut up... Sapne naa le din mein...

Main-as you wish...

Anjali-my wish is my wish none of your wish... Lol..

Main-lol...

Anjali-waise sab theek toh hona...

Main-Haan bus kal bhaagte time junk food khaaya kabhi bhi ulti aa shakti aisa lagraha hai...

Mangal-ek punch mein breakfast lunch dinner sab nikaal dun...

Main-Wassup chutiye...

Mangal-lawde.. Teri gand fodd dunga...

Anjali-language Mangal...

Mangal-sorry... Sun L...de.. Teri G fodd dunga...

Main-lol...

Anjali-lul..

Deva-ssshhh... Saamne Shaadi horahi hai re chup karo...

Main-Wassup bro...

Deva-all good all good...

Main-see media shouldn't know this story...

Deva-ok OK...

Main-thakur family media ko bataaegi nahi naa he ladke waale bataaenge bacha ye mla...

Deva-dekhlenge isko bhi...

Ferrey suru hue humein fool diye gaye unke uppar fainkne k liye... Maine mere waale Pooja OR jyoti par faink k maare jo bilkul he khogayi thi Shaadi mein... Jaise meri he Shaadi Hai.

Pooja-what the fuck...

Jyoti-you just scared the shit out of us...

Main-Wassup..

Jyoti - matt puch yaar darra diya tha tumlog ne...

Main-I know I know sorry yaar...

Jyoti-Jaan bujh m kidnap hua tha kya...?

Main-Lol nahi...

Jyoti-toh sorry kyun bol raha hai...

Ferrey khatam hue or Shaadi sammpann hui unlog ne Maa Baap and then bhai babhi se ashirwaad liye and then photos wagairaah or khaane kaa time hua...

Deva-hogayi Shaadi samppann...?

Main-yep... Have your fun now... Lekin in a gentle way..

Deva-ok let's do it...

Ab wahaan keval thakur and family or ladke waale he they dulha and dulhan thoda side mein apne stage par baithey they photo session jaari tha... Mehmaan log photos khinchwaarahe they...

Deva-Haan ji toh kahaan se suru karwaana passand karoge tumlog... Main toh keh...

Thakur-Deva Ji dekhiye...

Deva-dekhna dikhaana baad mein doobara meri baat bichmein kaati toh ye thakur giri yahin nikaal dunga meri baat suno.. Mujhe maalum Hai kya hua tha kyun hua tha kab hua tha kaise hua tha wagairaah wagairaah isliye tum mein se kissi ko safaai dene ki jarurat hai nahi mera mood abhi theek hai isliye bichmein bolke usse kharaab karna nahi.. Sunlo bus chup chaap itana kaafi hai jo puchun uska jawaab do.. First of all iss baat ki main jadd hai ye MLA baljeet Singh iska ilaaj hogaya hai lagaalo bus thode din mein iski aukaat k anusaar isko fall mill jaega..

Baljeet-b. B. B. Hai...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mangal ne uske munh mein gun thusss di... Ye dekh un sabki gand fatt ke hath mein aagayi... Wohlog ek ek kadam piche ko hattey..

Deva-are bhai ek baar Bola naa chup raho kyun befaltu dimag ki dahi kar rahe ho ache khasse chupchaap samjhaa raha hun tum samjh naa bhai... Ab jabardasti karta acha lagunga kya pure pareewar k saamne... Hata re mangal... Tu nikal le side mein Tera hogaya tere sath baat karke main khudki beijjati naa karwaana caahta Abe Tumhaari party kaa leader haina jo tera maalik woh daily mere manager k pass 25 phone karta hai uske saamne hath jodta hai ki ek baar deva bhai se baat karwaa do toh teri kya aukaat hai mere saamne soch tu mere khilaaf planning Karega jaanta haina mujhe tu.... maine elections Jeettey he Speech mein loud and clear kahaa tha ki opposition ko kuch karna hai toh mereko karo meri family ki taraf dekha toh politics he nahi ye desh bhi chhudwaa dunga uska.. Tere jaise 800 mlas sunraha hai 800 mlas jinmein se 90% kaa rootbaa terese 50 gunna jyaada uncha hai woh sab k sab mere liye kaam kartey hain samjha... Teri aukaat kya hai be jo tu Teri baat mere saamne rakhega... Side nikal jaa warna yahin thokdunga...

Mla k maathe par paseena aagaya tha munh lawde jaise khulla rehgaya bechaare kaa plan kya tha or kya hogaya woh ek taraf ko hatt gaya... Thakur kaa scene bhi khatam tha uski thakur giri bahot niche thi deva bhai k saamne.. Thakur bahot saare hain duniya mein bahot saare but Deva bhai ek he hain or ek he rahenge...

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