Update-154(Progress)
Humlog 8.30 baje City mein enter hue wahaan se seedha Anjali Jiya or Pooja k ghar ki taraf nikal liye..woh teeno ne milke ek Ghar liya tha pura jhakkas ekdum.. Kaafi bada hai toh Anjali ne insist kiya ki Priyanka unke sath rehlegi..bus problem solved.. Ab ek problem bachi thi cigarette nahi thi.. Uske liye humne ek chownk par gaadi rouki or Ek dukaan se cigarette leke maine Rohit ko di and main usko paise deke gaadi mein baithney laga toh kissi ne piche se horn diya 3-4 baar.. Bhenchod kiski gand mein khujali hai.. Main mudda toh gaadi mein Tara or Ananya thi..Tara ne wave kiya meri taraf toh main unke pass gaya..
Main-Hello Madam good morning..
Tara - Good Morning AP..
Main-Morning Anaa..
Anaa-Morning AP..
Main-Aaj toh subah subah darshan hogaye aapke din achaa jaaega..
Tara-hehehe Main same yahi cheej bolne waali thi.. So how are you long time no see..?
Main-Nothing much nothing much just busy here and there..
Tara-Abhi kahaan..? College jaarahe ho..?
Main - Sadly no college bandh hai thode din...
Tara-Kyun..?
Main-Reason Anaa bataadegi tumhe.. Abhi toh just ek friend ko pick karne gaye they Delhi se..
Tara-Ohh i see..
Main-So kya haal chaal hain..? Kaisi kat rahi hai jindagi..?
Tara- Pretty Good Pretty good.. Ok AP i think they are waiting for you.. It was nice meeting you..
Main-Same as always..bye Anaa..
Anaa-Bye..
Tara-Anaa ko badi bye shaaye horahi hai kya baat hai..?
Anaa-What do you mean di ab bye bhi naa kare mujhe..
Main-don't worry Tara is just jealous..
Anaa-Exactly...
Tara-Yeah sure sure.. Bye AP..
Main-Bye see you...
Main gaadi mein aaya or humlog nikale Anjali k ghar ki taraf.. Ghar par keval Anjali he thi poo or Jiya shayad koi case par lagi thi.. Humlog ne gaadi Park ki samaan nikaala or gate knock kiya.. Anjali ne gate khola..
Anjali-Helllloooooo..
Main-Yo...
Anjali-Hi Priyanka..
Pari-Hello di...
Anjali-No di Just Anjali.. Aao aao andar aao...
Main-humlog jaaein nind aarahi hai bhayanak..
Anjali-Aao naasta toh karlo..
Main-Naa yaar karke aae hain...
Anjali - Maine bana rakha hai sabke liye ab waste hoga chup chaap aajao..
Rohit-Chalo Lunch rehney denge shyaam takk so he jaaenge..
Anjali-Shabbas... Aao...
Aae toh pehle baatein ki thodi bahot Priyanka k bhai k treatment wagairaah k baare mein uske baad Khaana khaaya and then ab aa Gaye they toh samaan wagairaah set karwaayaa Priyanka kaa... Wahaan se Rohit ko ghar drop kiya haweli aatey aatey 2 baj gaye.. Ab lawda soein bc raat ko he soenge.. Din mein Khaas kuch kiya nahi bus bore he hue raatko jaldi dinner karke so gaye.. Next day thoda late he uthne kaa socha tha maine but as usual mera phone.. Bhenchod isko bhi subah subah he pata nahi kya bakchodi sujhti hai subah subah he bajj uthata hai.. Call Nicki madam ka tha off course unko pata chal gaya hoga sab..
Main-Yo morning madam..
Nicki-What the fuck is happening..?
Main-Don't worry main dekhraha hun sab.. Sab theek hojaaega..
Nicki - Tu kahaan hai..?
Main-ghar..
Nicki - College aa toh tu..
Main-naa.. Kya karunga yaar...
Nicki-Merese milke chale jaaiyo beshak I want to know.
Main-ok aata hun...
Call disconnected...
Fuck bc chalo chala jaata hun ghar par kya karunga bc.. Fresh hua ready hoke main niche aaya... Niche keval Meenu thi Sam babhi ko leke Gaon k madir mein gaya tha Abeer Mangal or Bhai Delhi they.. Rishi as usual early morning office nikal gaya tha.. Ravi lawda so raha hoga.. Meenu ne naasta lagwaaya Or main Mast khaake garage aaya wahaan se Jaguar nikaali or ussi ko leke chal diya college... College mein gaadi Park ki and then Nicki madam ko call kiya...
Main-Haanji kahaan..??
Nicki-Staff Room 3.... Abhi students hain kuch.. Thoda rukkega..
Main-oh hell no mereko waapis Jaana Hai aaraha hun main..
Nicki-Aaja.. Tere he classmates hain..
Call disconnected...
Or jaise he madam ne classmates kahaa main samjh gaya ofcourse bhenchod abhi gang hogi befaltu k time wahi college aatey hain..
Main second floor par aaya wahaan tha 3rd number staff room or jaise he entry Lee mera shakk sahi nikala Abhi gang he thi.. Par puri gang nahi thi Abhi Ashish Lucky Anaa Divya or Sana he they.
Main-Morning guys...
Sab-Morning AP..
Main-good Morning Nicki mam..
Nicki-Morning aaiye sir aaiye..
Main-kya re abhi bhi doubt classes chalrahi hai Tumhaari..?
Nicki-Nahi.. Tour discuss kar rahe hain wohlog..
Main-What the hell school mein ho kya tumlog... College mein kon tour karta hai..
Nicki-Sabhi colleges kartey hain..
Main-Koi naa Jaane waala..
Nicki-Sabko lejaana bhi nahi hai..
Main-kab or kahaan jaarahe hain...?
Nicki-Kahaan Jaana Hai woh he discussion horaha hai... Rajendra sir ne mereko Incharge banaaya hai toh mereko he report ready karni hai.. Rahi baat kab Jaana Hai toh abhi nahi...
Main-ok..
Nicki-kaam ki baat tu ye bata..
Main-Ek minute agar aapko baat kaa pata hai toh ye bhi pata hoga mera koi involvement tha nahi Insabmein or rahi baat unko roukaney ki toh jabtak rouka tabtak munh fod diya tha unhone.. Jaanwar kahin k..
Nicki-I can't believe it ki tune nahi maara usko..
Main-I am a cool and collective guy gussa bissa nahi karta main...
Nicki-guys baaki baadmein I need some time...
Abhi - Sure mam..
Ye bolke wohlog nikale or fir lagi meri class kyun hua kaise hua kyun hone diya then kya kiya jaa shakta Hai toh maine keval itana bataaya ki main dekhlunga sab don't worry.. 15-20 minutes lecture suna iss bich Riti madam bhi aagayi toh 2-4 shabd unhone bhi sunaae...
Nicki - tu bolraha hai naa agar wohlog college se nikale toh tera munh fodungi main..
Main-Bus kya Nicki mam don't forget kon hun main... Main court cases ghar par baithke solve karwaadun ye toh fir bhi low level kaa maamla hai..
Nicki-Fir bhi dhyaan rakhna...
Main-Yep yep.. Jaaun ab...?
Nicki-Jaa.. Kya karega ghar par soega yaa movie he dekhega.. Jaaun main..? Jaaun main..? Kabse laga hai..
Main-Movies and sleep 2 he cheejain bachti hain kaam ki last mein unko aap cheen lo... Bye...
Maine socha ek coffee peeke nikalta hun or woh aaj k din ka sabse chutiya decision tab saabit hogaya jab maine paaya ki Sonam college aai thi or woh Mouni and Abhi gang k sath canteen baithi thi.. Ab dikkat ye hui ki usane mujhe entry kartey dekhliya toh waapis jaaunga toh bc awkward lagega.. Yaani uska emotional Chutiyaapa sunana padega.. Pehle toh main thoda fast chalta hua uske pass se nikal gaya Jaan bujh k phone mein dekhtey hue or seedha guffa mein chala gaya haash... Andar cigarette jalaai.. Even coffee bhi andar he mangwaali maine cigarette khatam hui tabtak Coffee Lee aaya Laxman.. Coffee peene he laga tha ki Ashish wahaan aagaya...
Main-A Laxman ye chutiya log aajkal bahot bakchodi Kar rahe hain Haan.. Bc kabhi bhi munh uthaa k chale aatey hain.. Kabhi kissi ko bhejdetey hain bhosdk gand fod diya kar inki..
Ashish - kaam Tha be..
Main-Toh lawde phone kardeta bahaar he aajaata main idhar tujhe aata dekh ek aadh chutiya or aaega baadmein..
Ashish - Sorry bc aage se call karlunga bahaar aaega ab baat karni hai tujhse...
Main-jaldi hai kya..?
Ashish - Laa ek cigarette peelaadey itani bhi jaldi nahi hai..
Main-baith bhosdk aaj akela hun toh tujh jaise k sath baithna padd raha hai..
Ashish - bitch bhool Matt iss college mein sabse jyaada helpful main he hun tereliye..
Main-hmmm! Keh shaktey hain.. Baith..
Maine cigarette jalaai or dono ne pee fir maine mouthfreshner liya and coffee leke Ashish k sath bahaar aaya he tha ki mera phone baja.. Jo Priyanka kaa tha..
Main-A Ashish meri coffee leke jaa toh main aata..
Ashish meri coffee leke Gaya or maine phone uthaaya..
Priy-So boss I got some leads..
Main-Wait wait some leads nahi caahiye mujhe pura case tereko diya hai maine I want you to solve it then mereko bataao.. I trust you with this.... Daily updates dene ki jarurat nahi hai.. Isliye do what you gotta do..
Priya-OK boss.. Bus ye jaanlo everything is going good..
Main-I know.. Thats why I called you here.. Bye..
Call disconnected...
Main aake Abhi gang k sath baitha toh unsabne mere munh ki taraf dekha maine kuch react nahi kiya.. Bc ghurrana bandh karo be..
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