Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


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3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

 

[AP 316]

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[Hunterrrr69]

Update-24(WTF!!!!!)


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3 gaadiyaan bachi thi jinmein se Nadeem toh bc trucks k bichmein tha.. Yaani 2 gaadiyaan nikaalne k baad kuch naa bachega inke pass..

Main-Ye piche waali dono gaadiyaan le bc..

Sam-Kaise??

Main-Close but not too close dekh bhagaake le lekin unke just piche rakhna..

Sam-Itani speed par ek jagah kaise be..

Main-Try kar..

Ye sun Sam ne doudaa di gaadi just last gaadi k piche lekin bc close Jaane k baad wohlog zig zag karne lage or Dusari gaadi se firing suru hogayi.. Sam confusiya gaya or ussne break maare ekdum se jo sahi bhi tha galat bhi.. Sahi issliye ki goliyon se bach gaye humlog. Galat issliye ki saari gaadi ghum gayi skid hotey hue niche uttar gayi road se ye gaadi ground ko stick karti hui chalti hai Dusari koi gaadi even Range Rover hoti toh bc palat jaati.. Humein bhayaaanak jhatka laga..

Main-Bakchod thoda slow break maarna tha naa..

Sam-Abe skid karwaa raha tha main break k sath lekin road dekh bhenchod gaadi atak gayi drift naa hui..

Abeer-Ye kya tha be??


Main-Ye 2 drivers shyaane hain.. Chal Sam beta same yahi kar bina break maare.. Tumlog aage jaao hum follow kartey hain..

Sam-Merese naa hoga be road ki condition dekh unki toh unchi gaadiyaan hain bc humaari niche baith jaati hai..

Main-Fuck uttar fir Main karta drive..

Sam-Naa itana toh kar lunga main..

Main-Don't worry i got this..

Sam-Pakka..

Main-Bc shakk karta hai..

Sam-Driving par shakk nahi hai bhosdk I know you are the best main puch raha condition hain chalaane laayak teri..

Anjali-Yeah true reflexes slow hain aajkal tere Kal deewar par chaddtey hue dekha maine..

Abeer-True..dhyaan se be..

Main--Inko main slow reflexes mein bhi dekhlun... Uttar Sam and seat belts pehen lo sab goli chalaane ki jarurat nahi hai bus tightly baith jaao..

Main driver seat par aaya seat belt lagaai..

Main-So guys are you ready for the AP Show..

Varsha - OH shit sounds cool..

Sam-Oh bus dekhtey jaao..

Main - Get set go..

Maine gaadi road par Lee or pel di full speed se kyunki wohlog aage gaye they as hum rukk gaye they..

Abeer-Humein kya karna hai???

Main-Sabkuch main bus unki gaadi ko slow karunga yaa niche fainkunga goliyaan tumlog he chalaana.. Speed jyaada naa rakhna merese durr rehna.

Abeer-OK boss..


Main 5 seconds mein Abeer k piche tha ussi speed mein uske side se nikalke front mein aaya...

Abeer-Holy fuck aaram se bhosdk itana tej..

Main-Ready guys..

Woh saamne scorpio waala zig zag Kar raha tha main full speed mein tha or mast road aatey he maine maari skid utani speed par bus control karni thi ab gaadi jo maine ki or meri gaadi drift karti hui gayi, uss jigzag waale ki gand fatt gayi ussne bhagaani caahi gaadi but kuch kar nahi paaya or meri gaadi ki side uski gaadi se takraai or dono gaadiyon ki speed ki wajah se uski gaadi gayi niche sambhaal naa paaya woh idhar maine already sambhaal li thi sambhaal ussne bhi li thi like accident nahi hua but uski gaadi road se niche uttarke bandh hogayi unki bus fir kya tha piche Abeer Ravi Mangal or Rohit 4on ki gaadiyon ne Gherra or bhenchod lage firing karne main aaya aage..

Varsha-That shit was dope dude that was some fast and furious level stuff..

Anjali - OH my god that was the coolest thing I have ever seen...

Main-So guys that's what we call..

Sam-The AP show.. Maalum Hai..

Abeer-What the fuck was that bhosdk.. Itani lambi drift aise jhant road par..

Mangal- Fast And Furious 9 released early..

Rohit-Yeah wtf was that bc game khel raha hai kya..

Main-Yep.. Aao aage iss last waale ko letey hain..

Ab woh last gaadi ki gand fatti woh bc samjh gaya ki yahi haal uska hoga jo baaki sabka hua or woh dhundaney laga jagah trucks se aage nikalne ki taaki Bhaag shake yaa chupp shake woh lekin jagah milli nahi or iska faayda uthaaya humne bhenchod uske just piche lagaadi gaadi or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle karne lage firing piche se Varsha Anjali or Ami ne bhoon diya gaadi ko or woh gaadi bc saamne waale truck se takraake wahin side mein uttar gayi.. Then piche clean up crew ne gand maardi unki.. Ab bache they trucks or Nadeem.. Truck ka plan kuch kar paata usase pehle unlog ne trucks side mein roukk diye humein laga surrender karenge lekin bhenchod wohlog rouktey he trucks mein se kuddey even piche bhi kuch bandey they or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle wohlog road k bagal mein lage ek dhaabe k andar doud gaye un sabke pass bandukein thi or woh samjh gaye they ki lawda humein gaadiyon mein nahi harra shaktey woh issliye on foot shootout caahiye tha unko uss dhaabe mein 2 he log they ek owner or ek waiter woh unhe dekh turant bhaage wahaan se or wohlog uss Dhaabe mein fail gaye cover leke..

Main-Chill chill aage naa jaao abhi back up back up..

Woh Atleast 7-9 bandey they or sabke pass rifles thi dono trucks k drivers ko chhodke kyunki woh dono khaali hath he bhaage they..

Humlog ne cars roukki thodi side mein.. Sab uttare..

Main-Nice.. Ab??.

Abeer - Abe easy hai..

Main - Kya??

Abeer-Abey lakadi kaa hai pura dhaaba bc goliyaan thodi roukk lega bc firing squad banaado..

Main-Haan interesting i agree..

Varsha - Yeah let's do it..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit piche hattey baki log aage aae apni apni rifles uthaake.. Woh dhaaba lakadi kaa he bana tha pura ek 2 seats pahthar ki thi bus.. Then suru hui firing bhenchod kaan bandh karne paddey humein....itani goliyaan thokdi usme ki woh pura dhaba saamne se challni kardiya andar jinda koi ek aadh he bacha hoga 100%,ek ek magazine usme daalke wohlog rukke..

Abeer-(Chilaake) Bhosdko koi bacha hai toh chup chaap hath uppar karke aajaao warna fir firing suru hone waali hai..

Abeer k ye boltey he 2 bandey hath uppar kiye bahaar aae jinmein se ek truck driver tha..

Abeer-Aise he chaltey hue aage aajao.. Or koi bacha hai andar??

Aadmi1-Nnnnnaanna...

Anjali-aao cross check kartey hain Indono ko arrest karo..

Varsha or Jiya ne un dono ko liya gun point par..

Main-Kyunbe Fir banega Vin diesel ?

Aadmi-Hhhhumne kuch nahi kiya sahaab hum toh driver hain bus..

Main-Vin diesel bhi driver he hai..

Sam-Ahahahahahah.. Got"em..

Abeer wagairaah ne dhaaba search maara or waapis aae..

Abeer-Nadeem kahaan hai??

Main-Wait.. What??

Abeer-Nadeem..

Main--OH my god..

Main ye Bola kyunki bhenchod fir nikal gaya woh, fuck.. Iss distraction kaa faayda uthaa gaya bhenchod hum bhi trucks par focused they.. Fuck..

Abeer-Fuckkkkk...

Main-He is smart i give him that.. He is fucking smart.. 2 baar mout se bach chuka hai woh..

Anjali - Woh pehle he nikal chuka tha in trucks k aage se.. Shit..

Main-Don't worry.. Don't worry we will get him next time bag and tag them..

Fuck.. Bhenchod fuck.. Koi naa koi naa jaaega kahaan..

Humlog ne trucks mein dekha toh as expected samaan k bich guns thi bahot saari guns or Nadeem gaya jarur tha lekin usko bahot jyaada bada fatka lag gaya tha like bahot jyaada bada.. Uski gand fatt jaaegi isase.. Varsha ne ye case Bhopal CBI ko sonp diya yaani ab dikkat nahi thi.. Thodi derr mein media aana suru hogaya issliye Main Sam Ravi Ami or Rohit nikal liye wahaan se Bentley mein..

Main-(Bt par) Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Uss dhaabe waale ko kuch paise wagairaah dedena..

Abeer-Haan boldiya maine usko abhi hai nahi cash baadmein bhijwa dunga..

Main-Cool humlog nikal rahe hain..

Ek hissab se dekha jaae toh ye ek bahot badi jeet thi humaare liye Nadeem beshak bach gaya ho lekin usko or Shehbaj ko bahot bada jhatka laga tha like bahot jyaada bada.. You can't even imagine kitana maal tha un trucks mein.. Humlog ghar aaagaye baaki sab ek ek karke aae Anjali Varsha and Jiya ko pura din wahin lag gaya sab kuch check karke reports banaane mein wohlog raatko dinner k time he aae hum sabne sath dinner kiya then thodi derr baat cheet chali or fir humlog sogaye maine socha toh tha ki Nadeem gandu hai aaj bhi attack hoga lekin aisa kuch nahi hua main mobile k alarm se utha subah 5.00 baje bc jo bhi ho jaldi uthne kaa maja bahot gajab hai..jabse main hospital se nikala hun almost daily he early morning uth raha hun excersise wagairaah k liye.. Main uthke fresh hua or bahaar aaya lawn mein lawn se hotey hue main bahaar aaya ghar se kyunki side mein Kal maine ek park dekha tha jisme kuch choti rides hain jisase thodi excersise better hogi or fir deagle thi he sath toh darrne ki kya baat.. Main uss garden mein aaya pehle round lagaane laga.. 2nd round k baad mujhe laga koi mere piche hai maine walk kartey hue deagle nikaali or jhat se palta lekin mere palatney se pehle uss shaks ne ek chaaku mere Galle par rakh diya what the fuck is this itana tejj bhenchod kon hogaya..

"Hello There AP"...


"OH Fuck"...


Continued....

Ye kaun Nadeem to nhi Hoga usme itne guts nhi then kaun

 

[AP 316]

Ye kaun Nadeem to nhi Hoga usme itne guts nhi then kaun

No idea tum bataao Keep Supporting bhidu

 

[siraz123fucker]

this person is not nadeem and sd
its from leage and other shit

 

[Arv313]

AP bhidu may be ye BOVOICE lag raha hai baki koi bhi ho sakta Hai .
Waiting for the next update eagerly.